#general_chat
toxic hawk
toxic relic
gaycel enlightenment on the way to grindrmaxxing
HAHAHHA this subreddit is unserious
last spoke
Y'think that other guy is gonna come back?
toxic relic
frog banned i think
oblique stream
Small peep
last spoke
No the one that left
toxic hawk
I am gaycel : Gay = gai(e) as in happy
Cel as in celibataire because romance is too difficult for me
oblique stream
Im doing the homo in homosapient
velvet pebble
I am gaycel : Gay = gai(e) as in happy
Cel as in celibataire because romance is ...
So are you like restrain to be happy or what
toxic hawk
So are you like restrain to be happy or what
wym restrain
harsh vault
im deleting that, its bad for me
twin bear
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/ben10-generator-rex-gif-24772886
peak
i think ben 10 is too op
and it has too much lore comparitively
too much power scaling compared to gen rex
oblique stream
toxic hawk
imagine rex can inject people with nanites and make them destroy their DNA
toxic relic
dude
exactly my thought haha
if the creator drops some canon schizo lore in then maybe the power scaling will catch up
toxic hawk
I love how nanites are such a plot device, they can literally do anything
toxic relic
I love how nanites are such a plot device, they can literally do anything
mcguffin
toxic relic
nanite deez nuts
toxic hawk
imagine nanites activate in your body but only in your nuts
neat moat
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777609425534976020/1448544421783146537/...
least xenophobic Frenchy
last spoke
God I hate the holiday season
Because there's no reasonable way to decline offers to go be with the family
stone meadow
No the one that left
they joined 24 mins ago, and only sent 3 messages, i think theyre with the racist
tranquil rune
Christmas is coming soon
last spoke
Like no I didn't really want to go 1.5 thousand kilometres to a giant fucking rock in the middle of summer to spend time with [this body's] family but like I can't say that
icy vigil
Because there's no reasonable way to decline offers to *go be with the family*
get sick
harsh vault
Christmas is coming soon<:spiffo:232169419617337345>
one week away
oblique stream
least xenophobic Frenchy
@toxic hawk 
tranquil rune
one week away
uh?
harsh vault
smh
toxic hawk
chrismas is this thursday
harsh vault
dont get the reference
tranquil rune
Isn't Christmas the day after tomorrow?
neat moat
yeah floof
livid notch
one week away
Erm akshully it's 2 days away
oblique stream
tomorrow +1
neat moat
tupid
livid notch
(I get the refrence)
toxic hawk
Le lendemain
harsh vault
well great im getting ganged up on
neat moat
ganked
harsh vault
grrrr
toxic hawk
boy shut yo
harsh vault
:c
oblique stream
ganged
toxic hawk
not you ffrostie
oblique stream
ffflofie
last spoke
Christmas is approaching, quick, consume the product, consumer
oblique stream
floofie
harsh vault
grrr
toxic relic
i hardly knower
stable oar
CONSOOM
mystic wigeon
hi
stone meadow
i dont wanna be at work
mystic wigeon
why
neon bramble
Christmas is approaching, quick, consume the product, consumer
the buy and sell app adverts are dystopian
can't afford to consume this holiday? sell your possessions to have the money to consume!
velvet pebble
i dont wanna be at work
Same
Two shifts remaining, I'm not doing shit at this point
neon bramble
how long until they nudge people into stealing so they can have stuff to sell, so they can afford to consume 
its 3:00 AM and words are eluding me
tranquil rune
can't afford to consume this holiday? sell your possessions to have the money to...
The only way to celebrate Christmas in my area is to put a Christmas hat on your social media avatar
toxic relic
christmas isnt real
tranquil rune
No shopping, no communication with relatives
tranquil rune
And then the school will say that you don't conform to mainstream values Because you celebrate Christmas
toxic relic
this makes sense
tranquil rune
CHINA
toxic relic
what vpn are you on to use discord
tranquil rune
👀 Why am I telling you this?
toxic relic
because your guard is down with a random internet user
northeast china approaching north korea is very telling
would be crazy if you were in inner mongolia
tranquil rune
Isn't it normal to chat about life?
toxic relic
yes but it's not really advised to divulge identifying personal information
stable oar
sudo apt install opsec
tranquil rune
would be crazy if you were in inner mongolia
I'm not in Inner Mongolia, but actually relatively close
toxic relic
sudo apt install opsec
truly
toxic relic
I'm not in Inner Mongolia, but actually relatively close
yeah im not going to keep guessing for your sake haha
tranquil rune
yes but it's not really advised to divulge identifying personal information
Maybe it's due to different lifestyle habits
toxic relic
theres 3/4 other provinces that it could be and id rather not unveil your relative location online
icy vigil
Maybe it's due to different lifestyle habits
susiety you mean
toxic relic
Maybe it's due to different lifestyle habits
maybe
stable oar
the only way is to cross compile opsec from punchcards
tranquil rune
susiety you mean
what is susiety?
toxic relic
punch dis dick lmao gottem
twin bear
susiety
icy vigil
what is susiety?
🫂
stable oar
susiety
twin bear
it just is
tranquil rune
oh
toxic relic
what is susiety?
its an online joke playing off the joker, who comments about the state of society in a negative way. sus means suspicious and is another meme/joke. its a combination of bofa [both of] those memes
tranquil rune
okay
icy vigil
susiety is scary
toxic relic
essentially its used to ellude to something that is a product of society or a result of society [in a negative way/negatively]
stable oar
bofa deez
toxic relic
bofa deez nuts in yo mouth lmao gottem
stable oar
tranquil rune
its an online joke playing off the joker, who comments about the state of societ...
oh i got it
stable oar
toxic relic
oh i got it
toxic hawk
toxic relic
bros nips are out
tranquil rune
But I still want to say that I plan to play a Christmas song
toxic relic
what song?
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-society-industrial-mayson-gif...
but without industrialization we wouldnt have so many cool things
tranquil rune
what song?
I don't know if it's considered some kind of classical music, but it seems to be a Christian song
toxic hawk
you gotta drink more water bro, your pee is too concentrated
toxic relic
my piss is clean brother
toxic hawk
clean it is, but has too little water in it
tranquil rune
whats the name
un, Dance The Cultists?
toxic relic
un, Dance The Cultists?
never heard of it haha but i dont celebrate christmas so i wouldnt know
oh wait HAHAHA
tranquil rune
I only know that the song was produced by a team called H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society
😮 I don't know, I've been listening to this song since I was young
toxic relic
no way you have to be trolling
tranquil rune
Is there anything issue with that song?
toxic relic
if you're not trolling then its not a christmas song
harsh vault
crima
toxic relic
nothing wrong with it its hilarious
harsh vault
NU
toxic relic
Is there anything issue with that song?
its a parody song, i guess it could be festive in its theme but its themed to HP lovecraft and his universe
stable oar
stable oar
dont put me in the FEV
tranquil rune
if you're not trolling then its not a christmas song
Someone introduced me to this song and said it's related to Christmas
toxic relic
related is a stretch, it's a parody of traditional christmas carols
again, nothing wrong with it, but it is definitely not related to santa and all that
cinema ngl
tranquil rune
toxic relic
watch them kill and disembowel falalalalal
tranquil rune
But after removing the lyrics, it is indeed a Christmas song, right?
toxic relic
kill the yuletide feral fowel falalalal
see the blazing god before us falalala
twin bear
speaking of caroling i had to sing and listen to the most insane out of sync caroling session in gmod with like 128 ppl
🥀 my ears
toxic relic
peak
toxic relic
But after removing the lyrics, it is indeed a Christmas song, right?
ehhh its based on the structure of christmas carols
which you could say is christmas
twin bear
id send the vid but gmod server chats being gmod server chats and im too fuckin lazy to blur the bottom of the screen
twin bear
play a guitar made of skulls
someone should donate their bones to being turned into a badass guitar
toxic relic
dude i want bone shit
bone handle sword
macuahuitl with bone indents on the flat ends
would be peak
paper hull
The bone of my sword
tranquil rune
🥶
I want to try playing it well, but my hands are freezing
Minus 15 degrees is still too cold
paper hull
Tunes to be a medieval serf too
half kettle
what if spotify released in the middle ages!
subtle shoal
whaddap chuddlings
toxic relic
im nerding it brother
paper hull
Playing guild wars
toxic relic
detroit on mega sale
i saw it and almost bought it then i realised i dont like visual novels
paper hull
Tik tok jokar
paper hull
What's the appeal of the Lego video game franchise
I honestly haven't played one since Lego racers on the ps1
That was a great game
lyric galleon
you put bricks togethers
toxic relic
bricked up
paper hull
2nd best kart racer
toxic relic
i fuck with lego hard
paper hull
Next to ctr
lyric galleon
but in lego game you break them apart
toxic relic
you put them together too
paper hull
Is it a RPG?
lyric galleon
would you use a crt monitor in todays day and age?
paper hull
I mean yeah I do
lyric galleon
i heard the new batman lego has arkham combat
lyric galleon
buttler
toxic relic
buttler? i hardly knower
what robin is in this world
they say nightwing so its not dick
bruh...
theyre bofa dick
that sucks
where joker and jason torture scene butt lego
subtle shoal
watching blade runner 2049
great movie
also saw one battle after another yesterday, great movie too
toxic relic
nerd do you read comics
subtle shoal
nah not really
toxic relic
damn
subtle shoal
didnt grow up with comics nor do I really have any interest in them
harsh vault
not nerdy of you
toxic relic
fair enough
the absolute universe is looking peak...
i read vol 1 of batman and superman today
subtle shoal
not nerdy of you
i know
toxic relic
im trying to like superman but he's such a chud, absolute superman is better
mining family
harsh vault
i read comics
raw rock
You read what?
subtle shoal
comic sans
harsh vault
cmoics
toxic relic
dude the absolute universe is cinema
harsh vault
comics
toxic relic
darkseid made an earth where supes didnt have the advantages they have on main earth
inverted essentially
subtle shoal
i heard a saying which is like "this entire person's DNA was written in comic sans", I think it was a rimworld video, but I cant stop thinking about it
raw rock
Cmwomeowics
toxic relic
joker becomes a corpo billionaire serial killer while batman is a working class engineer and destroys rich gothamites
cinema
look at bane bro
they turned all the rogues into kaiju
paper hull
I've been after the 1980s run of the alien comic for a while now
It's my favourite extended universe
oblique stream
https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-rage-bait-gif-56935699838769665...
harsh vault
Cmwomeowics
mocking me!
toxic relic
i like that hawkman is either evil or good depending on the universe/comic/arc lol
harsh vault
:c
mellow birch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777609425534976020/1417548863811752016/qu...
thanks for the laugh
half kettle
hilarity
mellow birch
never been into comics much
oblique stream
bottle axes when
toxic relic
mellow birch
but the absolute stuff looks interesting
toxic relic
it is
i think its a good way to reinvent the heroes
and the lore
theyre going full bongo with the designs and shit
its cinema
mellow birch
if I don’t want to buy comics to take a gander, where should I go to read it would you recommend?
toxic relic
never been into comics much
i read batman #426-429 when i was a boy and ive never put comics down since
that shit was insane
toxic relic
if I don’t want to buy comics to take a gander, where should I go to read it wou...
🏴☠️
i dont think i can say the name here becuase of tos but there are places online, what do read depends on what you want
do you want to read superhero comics? do you want to read comics from the "big companies"? what universe what arcs would you read graphic novels
lyric galleon
does the no kill rule still apply after what absolute batman did to absolute bane
mellow birch
I don’t think so lol
toxic relic
the only thing i remember is that thomas told him how to make designs for what people need
lyric galleon
pretty sure he still has one
mellow birch
I’ve seen a few pages where he straight up axes people to pieces
toxic relic
pretty sure he still has one
🤔 i dont think so
mellow birch
I doubt all of those goons survived
lyric galleon
but maybe not with the way bruce was moving to pack bane up
toxic relic
yessir
toxic relic
insane that the volume arc is called the zoo
toxic relic
but maybe not with the way bruce was moving to pack bane up
ive only fully read vol 1 of batman and superman
lyric galleon
i like how riddler look in absolute
lyric galleon
the character design
i mean yeah they got fucked up
but the drip is immaculate
by any means necessary
toxic relic
what about oswold bro
lyric galleon
i havent seen his joker fit
neon bramble
<:pensivecowboy:834848610788835358> wheres zo
does he just massacre people
toxic relic
ehh essentially
toxic relic
i havent seen his joker fit
oswolds?
lyric galleon
atleast lex looks healthy
toxic relic
i meant when he got fucked by bane
lyric galleon
wait for got who oswold is
neon bramble
man was buying a flamethrower of all things
toxic relic
wait for got who oswold is
the guy batman skips school for to learn about the criminal underworld
he got inverse length surgery
which is insane
lyric galleon
all i know bane did everyone dirty
toxic relic
bane said "hrm you think you're short? what if i grind all your bones in a blender and reform them but 20% less"
neon bramble
lyric galleon
bane said "hrm you think you're short? what if i grind all your bones in a blend...
law of equivalent exchange
toxic relic
all i know in absolute is he in hospital
lyric galleon
batbrick
neon bramble
I have no idea, I just saw this animation and one comic
neon bramble
batfridge
toxic relic
i like seeing them as buds
crocs backstory is rad in this universe too, when he had that "fixed fight" it turned into hajime no ippo for a second lmao
toxic relic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ca-AawQfdI
batbane is unintentional foreshadowing...
paper hull
the creator of hajime actually apprenticed kentaro miura
after 4 years under him he called kentaro into hes office to fire him
"i have taught you everything and you have surpassed me"
he then went on to create berserk
subtle shoal
i like this balatro game
toxic relic
join us brother
paper hull
agressive christmas caroling
toxic relic
use the among us deck
subtle shoal
deadass thought I was cooked this time
"first hand is drawn face down" yeah its over wrap it up
ruff
last spoke
I'll take the house over the water any fucken day
47 discards vs 130 played? Seems like you're not utilising your discards to the fullest
subtle shoal
subtle shoal
47 discards vs 130 played? Seems like you're not utilising your discards to the ...
yea only now ive truly started using discard
last spoke
Credit card is good because it has literal zero opportunity cost
Like unless you have a full roster there's no reason not to take it
Never end up needing it? Well it sells for cost.
Get value from it? Swagskies
oblique stream
47 discards vs 130 played? Seems like you're not utilising your discards to the ...
what if green joker run
last spoke
Then two pair wouldn't've been the most played hand
oblique stream
Then two pair wouldn't've been the most played hand
tbh Im still bad at utilizing playing hand cards
like bus stop and green joker
last spoke
Grimbo is good to get off the ground
oblique stream
I have so many times when I accidentally overshoot the target score
last spoke
Bus is like
Fine
But it doesn't really set up into anything
last spoke
Bus resets if you play one of the best cards you have
oblique stream
and many other jokers that utilize discards
last spoke
Grimbo just pauses if you truly have nothing to play
Well odds are you're not picking up a rebate if you have Grimbo, and if you have rebate, you can afford something better than Grimbo
oblique stream
Bus resets if you play one of the best cards you have
face cards arent the best
you still have 2-5s that you can play off of
last spoke
You're really trying to say hack is comparable to photochad huh
oblique stream
wee joker
last spoke
Bonkers that wee is rare
Like you're a chips joker that struggles to scale without special effort, but nobody's going to preemptively put in that effort unless they could reliably pick it up, but that's not happening because it's RARE
oblique stream
I question many joker rarities in balatro
rare cards are either so specific and niche that you question why are they so rare
or extremely busted
last spoke
Nah, Wee is the only one I think is strange to be rare
oblique stream
Its so dumb that you cant transfer pc save to mobile
But selling joker is not rare
oblique stream
mult for selling useful cards is pretty useless
and extremely expensive without big eco
but if you have big eco why use it and not some more reliable growing mults like lucky cat
onyx igloo
dude i remember planet sheen
toxic relic
dude i remember planet sheen
dude did you watch fanboy and chumchum
onyx igloo
i think a little bit
onyx igloo
well duh
toxic relic
did you watch uhhh my gym partners a monkey?
onyx igloo
nah not that one
onyx igloo
samurai jack was peak
plush cobalt
Good era of cartoons
onyx igloo
"he looked like a talking penis" -scaramouche
karmic jetty
almost time for my annual chowder rewatch
plush cobalt
I was just watching flapjack a few weeks ago
young kelp
almost time for my annual chowder rewatch
plush cobalt
Partner requested it & it was a good request
toxic relic
I was just watching flapjack a few weeks ago
karmic jetty
i play flapjack on tv when i dunno what else to watch
toxic relic
i mainly watch cartoon
its majority of my series
movie i dont really watch though unless its dc
toxic relic
Missing out
watch clarence bro
settle the score
i know its underrated and the world seeks to keep it that way
plush cobalt
No I think I'll consume the slop created to appease the masses
onyx igloo
we need more adult swim samurai jack
toxic relic
ever since they did the fakeout kill where they just killed the other guy i dont think i can forgive them
toxic relic
we need more adult swim samurai jack
new primal season
karmic jetty
new season of primal
toxic relic
karmic jetty
tartakovsky wheres my new season of unicorn warriors eternal
onyx igloo
ever since they did the fakeout kill where they just killed the other guy i dont...
idk the show but ive heard in film they'll kill people so they dont have to pay them to act anymore
toxic hawk
Yo you guys know the other show made by the same people behind totally spies
Main character is called Martin , and they had a caveman in the team
onyx igloo
like, the guy gets killed so they dont really have to pay him anymore
onyx igloo
i get what you mean tho
young kelp
chat, is hades good
karmic jetty
the style is so unique
toxic hawk
chat, is hades good
Best buddy said yes
karmic jetty
well not really
toxic relic
chat, is hades good
if you like roguelike yes
young kelp
its 70% off
karmic jetty
inspired by astro boy
young kelp
karmic jetty
perhaps ill rewatch unicorn warriors eternal
young kelp
well I just hope this potato won't bake while playing it
toxic relic
the style is so unique
"its unique" erhm it looks like every post ben 10 omniverse and derrick j wyatt cartoon network show 
karmic jetty
wut
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/martin-mystery-totally-spies-martin-funny-big-head-gif-11...
its similar
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/transformers-animated-tfa-bumblebee-tfa-bulkhead-tfa-prow...
I like the 3d one
karmic jetty
i had lockdown
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/martin-mystery-totally-spies-martin-funny-big-head-gif-11...
idk either
toxic relic
I like the 3d one
which 3d one
karmic jetty
megatron was pretty menacing in that
toxic relic
prime?
toxic hawk
which 3d one
The one where Optimus loses his memory half way
toxic relic
transformers prime is ok
toxic hawk
It had the kids in it
karmic jetty
optimus try not to gather Ls challenge impossible
theres kids in every transformers tupid
toxic relic
It had the kids in it
earthspark...?
karmic jetty
prime
toxic hawk
at least its not earthspark
Idk what that is
toxic relic
mr beast
toxic relic
Idk what that is
a bad show
karmic jetty
has the monke
toxic relic
its like if transformers tried to be ninjago
onyx igloo
oh i just saw something that annoyed me
ok, so a guy made a thumbnail for PZ where he survived in a bus
but dude
he barricaded the fucking exit door to the bus
and every window, how do you drive that
toxic hawk
**and every window, how do you drive that**
Dud he barricade the windshield
toxic hawk
Can still see
onyx igloo
imagine trying to reverse that thing
toxic relic
fiction
young kelp
why tf does this look like an Ad for Last day on earth
toxic relic
you only go forward
toxic hawk
Just dont reverse
toxic relic
exactly
onyx igloo
i think im taking it too realistically
toxic relic
yes
toxic hawk
toxic relic
why is it in english
karmic jetty
watchin this while i play https://youtu.be/zFVYgZMEOFg?si=lX_PppcBMMTMPquz
toxic relic
lol i watched it
karmic jetty
its insane
toxic relic
saudi
karmic jetty
hmm yes alleged human costs
toxic hawk
Gonna play dd2 later
onyx igloo
why
toxic relic
same company
onyx igloo
just go to a fucking snowy environment
toxic relic
new country new rich
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
i hate rich people they are so fucking idiotic
karmic jetty
kid called unchecked power
toxic hawk
Pee
onyx igloo
peenor
toxic hawk
Slave labor no ?
toxic relic
nah
they used labourers
not slaves
the labourers were paid and housed
but its still an example of rich authoritative frippery
toxic hawk
Nice. I like to feed workers who helps in construction
young kelp
aren't the workers relatively rich in their time
toxic hawk
Help us
young kelp
food + alcohol
toxic relic
Nice. I like to feed workers who helps in construction
good man
toxic relic
aren't the workers relatively rich in their time
i wouldnt say rich haha
relatively or comparitively
karmic jetty
they work to earn the right to work
toxic hawk
good man
And of course, gotta keep hydrated. Digging the well took two months, and was done in 30 to 40 degree weather
I almost collapsed they didn't feel a thing.
toxic relic
as far as i know, and correct me if im wrong, but the labourers of the many pyramids of egypt, and most if not all other things afaik, were mostly people who couldnt pay tax or farmers who were indebted shit like that. they get called upon, essentially drafted/conscripted into labour work to pay the debt
they still get housing and pay
toxic relic
I almost collapsed they didn't feel a thing.
blue collar way
why did you need a well are you a swabian peasant
onyx igloo
because wells are freaking cool
toxic relic
why
onyx igloo
you can still get water if you dont wanna pay your water bill
toxic relic
fair enough
oblique stream
mmm
toxic relic
is the water clean?
oblique stream
tainted underground water
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
is the water clean?
50 50....
toxic relic
so no
onyx igloo
you can boil it over a fire
toxic relic
free grey water
toxic relic
you can boil it over a fire
im thinking of a house not camping or rough living
onyx igloo
i mean if you have plants cant you grow those with grey water
toxic relic
you can shower and do laundry as well
toxic hawk
why did you need a well are you a swabian peasant
Water outages in the summer. And is cheaper to use to water the trees.
And I like carrying water buckets for the workout
onyx igloo
without using a bunch of water
toxic hawk
is the water clean?
No
toxic relic
i assumed not ahah
onyx igloo
woodfire stoves are cool
toxic relic
yeah and a cat can drink sea water and be fine apparently
onyx igloo
you dont need electricity
oblique stream
you can boil it over a fire
boiled water may still have excessive amount of minerals
oblique stream
to be racist
toxic hawk
I guess lol
onyx igloo
intellect i guess
toxic relic
a university town just for humans
a mining and refining town for dwarves
and a food town for pig brothers
the pig guys dont like the humans though 🤔
onyx igloo
what about gnomes
toxic relic
what about gnomes
not in game
oblique stream
what about gnomes
get gnomed
toxic relic
warsim has gnomes
oblique stream
what about reptiles
toxic relic
they whistle
onyx igloo
not in game
man when is this game gonna get a cool update
toxic relic
what about reptiles
theres fish guys yessir
fish guys and bug guys
idk the point of fish guys either considering all theyre good at apparently is animal husbandry
toxic relic
man when is this game gonna get a cool update
i dislike gnomes
oblique stream
idk the point of fish guys either considering all theyre good at apparently is a...
aren't there like lizards
toxic relic
those are the fish guys nah?
onyx igloo
i dislike gnomes
they are very good for increasing aiming skill
oblique stream
holdup till i buy the game
toxic relic
they are very good for increasing aiming skill
lmao
oblique stream
fish guys and bug guys
what bugs are even good at
toxic relic
mining and stone cutting
oblique stream
living in shit?
toxic relic
and they fuck like crazy
last spoke
Bug guys are good at bug
Which is cool because bug is cool
Bug is like
Huuuuge part of the ecosystem
toxic relic
theyre good at mining and theyre easily replaceable
oblique stream
they're good at bugging
toxic relic
theres also a spider species but theyre not a starter species
as in you cant choose them
onyx igloo
the only time i dont like bugs is when a june bug flies at me
toxic relic
yet idk
onyx igloo
stop getting near me i dont like you
oblique stream
humans are good at being dunked on
onyx igloo
you sound diseased june bug
toxic relic
humans are good at being dunked on
humans are a slightly better version of the elves, socially speaking
the fish guys are the most racist, then elves then humans
oblique stream
Dont speak of the leaf lovers
onyx igloo
pointy eared leaf lovers
toxic relic
hahah everyone hates the bug guys
toxic relic
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/712637678881079369/1452178802045227029/...
dwarves are gay
its in the game bro its canon
they shoot out of rock ready to make tools
oblique stream
they shoot out of rock ready to make tools
Rock solid
toxic relic
toxic relic
Rock solid
me fr
sucks that my kingdom is next to a fish kingdom cause theyre so racist but man do they love opium
cant wait to unlock opium farming for bofa medicine and trade 🙏
oblique stream
Rp as uk and china during opium wars
toxic relic
thats what i think of every time i sell them opium lmao
bofa the kingdoms to my north and south jork to the opium i give them
lucky that i got a patch of forageable opium
hardy muralBOT
oblique stream
thats what i think of every time i sell them opium lmao
based
dont forget to take away their land to sell more opium
if they retaliate
oblique stream
i already got warbeasts brother
we've always been at war with the fishes
toxic relic
fuck the fish guys
oblique stream
toxic relic
the giants seem rad
oblique stream
fuck the fish guys
vital marten
Ahh yes
Waking up to the city trash truck jumping out of bed and running out the door in my boxers to see if the cans are out
Can’t miss trash day for anything 
toxic relic
bruh
toxic relic
I mean, not to kink shame, but ewwwwwwwwwww
theyre called sanitation workers so wouldnt that extend to the truck and following that logic wouldnt the truck be clean as fuck
because sanitation is what they do
plush cobalt
theyre called sanitation workers so wouldnt that extend to the truck and followi...
I would not no
Sleeping with a sanitation worker is fine, sleeping with the truck is nasty
toxic relic
why
how do you fit the truck in your bed
or do you get a truck sized mattress
do you think if cars were sentient they would wear clothing like a human or would the clothing be more like horns or a customised exoskeleton a la transformers
stone meadow
why are you reformed
subtle shoal
done watching blue velvet
good movie i'd say
seemed pretty normal for a david lynch movie
plush cobalt
why are you reformed
I realized that although “jolly” (as it is used at this time of year) is effectively a form of toxic positivity that is accepted by society, if we ignore the consumerism, greed, and platitudes that have infected every facet of the holiday season, we can appreciate a time of year that celebrates togetherness and community
toxic relic
lame
plush cobalt
Also the lights are pretty
The real answer is that I was tired of the grinch profile picture
plush cobalt
I like this one more
toxic relic
how man?
plush cobalt
Trees pretty
plush cobalt
Thank you I made it myself with photos from online
toxic relic
is that why its so bad
plush cobalt
Yes
plush cobalt
I also made that one myself with photos from online
toxic relic
it worked better
plush cobalt
Don't care + jolly + happy holidays
toxic relic
green and red together in general is just gauche imo
plush cobalt
Well yeah in an outfit
toxic relic
how is that different
plush cobalt
A nametag is not as prominent as an outfit
toxic relic
if my username is Dr Jared Battel and my pfp is a head of lettuce how is the pfp related to the nametag in a way that it could be seen as a visual component of one
candid patio
I have to fill out a legal document for this person.
Their legal id only has 1 name on it
If someone only has 1 name, would it be accurate to put that name in both the first and last name field on a legal document?
toxic relic
A nametag is not as prominent as an outfit
a pfp?
toxic relic
I have to fill out a legal document for this person.
Their legal id only has 1 ...
nah put NLN
no last name
plush cobalt
if my username is Dr Jared Battel and my pfp is a head of lettuce how is the pfp...
It displays alongside it in multiple contexts
It's part of the public identifier for a profile
Not a constant, but an ephemeral identifier
toxic relic
could it not be seen as character dressing
plush cobalt
It could
toxic relic
like clothes
toxic relic
well fuck you bro
plush cobalt
Yeah well fuck you too dude
toxic relic
i think youre wrong and dumb
plush cobalt
I think you're stupid and I hate you for disagreeing with me
toxic relic
like...like a diaperbrain
plush cobalt
Said the poopoohead
novel fern
this is not jolly
plush cobalt
Exploded diaper 🎸
plush cobalt
In the diary of a wimpy kid movie, the band performed a song which included the lyric “exploded diaper” you poser
toxic relic
and theres a book titled diaper overload
toxic relic
you didnt specify you were singing lyrics
toxic relic
lmao imagine watching wimpy kid the movie
looser?
plush cobalt
you didnt specify you were singing lyrics
A real fan would know
toxic relic
i hardly knower
toxic relic
A real fan would know
i stopped reading a while ago tbh
i think theres too many books
toxic relic
and i think the how to train your dragon books are more fun
toxic relic
Yeah I think I stopped at like the 6th one
cabin fever?
plush cobalt
Yeah
toxic relic
sky blue with white lines
plush cobalt
That's the one, my last read in the series
toxic relic
man i remember that one it was ASS
plush cobalt
Maybe that's why it was my last lol
plush cobalt
More interested in that case
toxic relic
i may be wrong haha
plush cobalt
I miss reading the Magical White Boy genre of fantasy books
plush cobalt
Oh my
toxic relic
I miss reading the Magical White Boy genre of fantasy books
dude real
have you read cherub?
that preteen spy series
plush cobalt
I heard of it but nah
toxic relic
it was pretty good theres a prologue series? or an adult series? that i never picked up
the library i worked at only had the og series
theres also the gone series, that one with the spy kid that book trilogy about the supernatural task force, and BZRK
not berserk the manga
but the BZRK about nanites
plush cobalt
I'm trying to remember the name of a book series I read that had a magic system based on alchemy
toxic relic
the only thing i remember about that trilogy is how fucking insane the gore was
plush cobalt
Septimus Heap
toxic relic
sounds like a wizards onlyfans
plush cobalt
I bet you'd subscribe
toxic relic
hop on my septimus heap
toxic relic
I bet you'd subscribe
ive never used only fans
i would never pay for porn after living through the subscription based adult vhs days
plush cobalt
Not even for a wizard
narrow rune
toxic relic
if he was the sole wizard in the world and he had an onlyfans i wouldnt subscribe and if he wasnt the only wizard on the world id just consume that genre of free content
toxic relic
relaunch
karmic jetty
in a bit
subtle shoal
hey its like just that one pink floyd album
also I tried soviet republic, really cool game and Im excited to play it but first balatro
oblique stream
hey its like just that one pink floyd album
It's like that doug walker video
subtle shoal
i have become comfortably doug
oblique stream
bold jolt
twin bear
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes u wish for a nuclear winter
livid notch
We won't go quietly the legion can count on that.
oblique stream
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes u wish for a nuclear winter
sometimes i dream about cheese
candid patio
It's 11 hours before I leave my house to begin my insane holiday travel adventure and my mother in law asks me to print her some business cards for her hobby business >.<
I still have 5 hours of work at my job left
subtle shoal
We won't go quietly the legion can count on that.
holy larp
oh wait nvm i thought it was legion larp
i approve of the NCR
tropic smelt
hardy muralBOT
candid patio
Someone give me some words of encouragement... I'm freaking out
toxic hawk
Someone give me some words of encouragement... I'm freaking out
you're doing much better than you think, you're simply too stressed to be aware of how accomplished you are
onyx igloo
Someone give me some words of encouragement... I'm freaking out
Just be an Alien from Mars
novel fern
It's 11 hours before I leave my house to begin my insane holiday travel adventur...
tell her no
it’s your holiday adventure not her “i know someone that can print business cards for me” tuesday
candid patio
Today is stand on my balcony and go
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHH day
My neighbors love it
half kettle
dont u get noise complaints
tender igloo
It's 11 hours before I leave my house to begin my insane holiday travel adventur...
tell her no
lol
candid patio
dont u get noise complaints
My balcony is sheltered in a way that makes it very hard to identify me as the source of the noise
candid patio
I don't think all of us could fit in the sheltered area at that point
hardy muralBOT
quasi slate
whoever invented mustard should be suffering eternal torment
worst tasting condiment ever made
dark musk
tomorrow christmas eve
dark musk
worst tasting condiment ever made
How can someone be this wrong
quasi slate
kurw
dark musk
What
candid patio
worst tasting condiment ever made
Not liking mustard is a sign of being a child
Are you a child?
dark musk
If you don’t like mustard you’re just immature honestly
covert widget
Its like not liking wasabi
quasi slate
wasabi atleast has good flavor
onyx igloo
rain mango
ranch is terrible
dark musk
ranch is terrible
You right bruh
onyx igloo
ranch is pretty bad
quasi slate
how do you dislike ranch but like the abomination called mustard lol
tepid star
Its like not liking wasabi
wasabi as we know it is just horseradish with green food color.
that said, i love horseradish
covert widget
Mmm yumme
dark musk
how do you dislike ranch but like the abomination called mustard lol
What is wrong with you
tepid star
how do you dislike ranch but like the abomination called mustard lol
taste buds, and possessing them. most ranch is bland
GOOD ranch is good, but mostly its just a vehicle to make things moist
covert widget
Hotdog + Mustard + A Beer = A good time
quasi slate
idk what ranch people are buying that tastes like nothing
might as well just have sour cream
dark musk
Kbab
sweet flax
Project jolly
tawny raft
I love ranch 🥺 ranch with fresh made meatbuns was my mom's whole thing while I was growing up XD
rain mango
who is BBNO$
arctic shore
The music man
young kelp
I only knew the guy through peak lmao
lethal ledge
hi
young kelp
Long island
novel fern
how do you dislike ranch but like the abomination called mustard lol
who said anybody liked mustard
arctic shore
I acquired hyperautism and spent half an hour doing cable management in Cities skylines 2
dark musk
interesting
neon bramble
a taste for the burden of civil maintenance
young kelp
how hard is hades for the first gameplay
novel fern
hades is easy lmao
young kelp
hell mode it is then
dark musk
Hades isn’t that bad
lilac quarry
ranch is pretty bad
"you know what would make this food better? Rancid smelly sauce!"
hate ranch
novel fern
Hades isn’t that bad
nice pfp
dark musk
Bread?
rain mango
looks like some chocolate puddin cookie
rain mango
is cinnamon a spice tho
onyx igloo
Orange peel, allspice, cinnamon and nutmeg
dark musk
Oh are those some big ass cookies or is the perspective jus weird
rain mango
jesus multiplied dem
candid patio
Time to get blasted for the holidays
Specifically for the holidays... Eggnog
onyx igloo
Oh are those some big ass cookies or is the perspective jus weird
Weird perspective
quaint forum
Obligatory chat for rank xp