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Ngl you should be able to tie up a zombie with a rope and keep them in a corner as a pet
That's the normal thing to do
yes, always
Although i'm not close to the river, i'm gonna try living off fishing
You can run them over and pin them down under a tire :3
Is there is any way to preserve fish?
i dont like zombies
True
No but like, actually tying up a leash around their neck.
freak.
That would be an use for the dog leash
zombies keep trying to hug me
What are the sprinters on?
leave me alone for crying out loud
speed and meth
me after learning my son, a member of the kentucky national guard, was killed in duty enforcing the quarantine in knox county
An interesing way to would be by burying them in salt
I think
WHO GLUED ME TO THE WALL
i did
meow
THAT SME
LET ME GOOOOOO
DID YOU GLUE ME TO THE FLOOR
Haha
:c
GYAAHHH
Glued to the floor
yall is it worth my time to create a perfect rimwordl run? as in customize every ideology for every faction plus every language and dialect? including each MINUTE detail of my 3 starting colonists?
NOOOO
they say the stupidest shit ever
shouldve dressed up as a RTX 5060 or a good stick of DDR5 ram
Kapow
hash browns
Apollo is our talking African Grey parrot, that we've had since December 2020.
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Bird tells you about his various clothimg items
Its that fucking bird that I hate
That fucking bird that I hate
That fucking bird that I hate
That fucking bird that I hate
That fucking bird that I hate
etah i taht drib gnikcuf taht
how do you big
you can't smh
the dog is no longer
I found a mask
it wasn't me, it was the mask
ill remember this
fire ass gif
thank you, I found it in retaliation to puppers weird gifs
Inceerdible
when you and homie joking but he lowkey sounds serious
What is bro talking about..?
parrots are so wweird
so am i

sometimes i have conversations with my friend who also watches apollo
"whats this made of?"
"wood."
No jolly allowed
I lost my balls In the great war
tender
Sorry honey teto isn't real
god damnit we cant send media?
we cant
well thats fucking stupid
scary
the media mafia is unforgiving
i STILL cant play zomdroid for some fucking reason
it just keeps saying "no projectzomboid64 lolololo"
ITS LITERALLY THEREEEE!!!
😭
verify your files 
LET ME PLAY ZOMBOID ON MY DAMN TABLET YOU EVIL APP!!!
tablet?!

riight
zomdroid is a pz launcher for android
i got a tablet with keyboard and mouse
straight to jail
has science gone too far
not really
bro is playing b45 before b42
its literally just a box64/jre (from pojav)/gl4es wrapped in a nice package for PZ
weve been playing desktop games for years now
nothing new
yall just out of the loop :ˆ)
evelyn you're short
Thats not very nice to say.
we have the best zomboid players in the world, because of jail

discord on android being stupid as usual
worst app ever
i guess ill just have to try and run PZ on my arch chroot
(cuz i dont got windows files to run it under winlator)
can you tell i have PZ withdrawal just after 2 days of playing it
and few hours of not playng it
Riiight.. Forgot i cant build packages nvm
big words for someone with such a small soul
so mean
im only what you made me
imagine being short
couldnt be me.........
same
i love being short
it means i get to make bigger people do things for me and they feel bad for saying no
"oh but look at me im just so short and small if only i was tall and big like you"
i can curbstomp you

I win!
could you cave my brains in too?
depends on how thick your skull is
yeah id definatly beat the living shit out of you
crazy pfp change
i come from a family of body builders
i wish i had a punchline to this joke
but sadly its just my life
a twink is a twink
yeah if ur desperate
your definition of twink is wrong, i think
i hate you so much
no i mean you still made a pun from that
shut your goofy lame sub par ass up before i clap it so hard your piss turns shades of cadmium red
a family of body builders would infact have a punch.. line
Ok

Who even are you bruh
susiety 😔
we live in a susiety
you know its bad in life when youre treathening random nobodys to beat them up
Susie Deltarunety 😢
remember the part where you said you would curb stomp me
i mixed it up with a dropkick sorry
i guess the street only goes one way
am i overprepared
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
and you are a fucking clown
dont know
why are you taking shit so seriously bruh calm your tits down 😭
why would i concern myself with the opinions of a literal court jester
thats.. thats what im saying
you don't get to tell me what to do
insane name
susiety 😔
arguable
thank you brother
is he still around
internet is very good at augmenting nationalities to the point of them not mattering
...unless you really care about nationalities, then youre either weird or racist
what if im balkan
but what about my uh legacy
does that make me bofa
and my heritage
who gives a shit
thats pretty epic and important!!!
bofa deez nuts in yo mouth lmao gottem
gen mao
augmenting?
yw
reject flesh brah
the internet is basically a mish mash of all nationalities
I’d like to augment myself
augmented nationality is an interesting phrase haha
I’m scared of augmentation being pushed forward by techbros
uh no? america invented it
cybernetic passport
so they own it...
mecha racism
Bruh
you will be made to clank
rock and stone
omnimessiah
no i am not a clanker
rock and stone brother
ill remember this
i didnt know that smacking a crate with a fire axe would break it
playing pz
well
i didnt know drinking water would hydrate me
thank youu
i didnt know going to sleep would make me not tired
harm their structural integrity a tad
😱
i didnt know that walking would make me move
im so stupid LMAO😭
yes
i havent played pz in a skibiallion years
2 years or so for me
maybe after the bugs of mp are patched and the mods update
been taking a slight break from it
hop on warsim digital bird
had been playing a metric fuckload of pz
play warsim and encounter peak
In 'Warsim: The Realm of Aslona', your only goal is to keep the kingdom running, whether you thrive and become a mighty empire or fall to ruin. How you rule is entirely up to you, you may become a harsh dictator charging people a tax for breathing air, or a blood-hungry warlord commanding armies and mercenary bands on invasions of enemy land, or…
$4.99
1898
yessir
ive got enough games that trickle feed content to last me a fucking lifetime
i have to draw the line somewhere
im looking at Qud
its pure civ gaming
doesn’t look like a mp game
its not lmao
fair enough then ;p
the only mp games i would consider recommending to anyone would be pz, ss13 and barotrauma
I played buckshot roulette and lethal company with a few people before, had a really good time there
and maybe rust if you want to have a fun once off or dedicated friend server
fair
i didnt know buckshot had mp
but you don’t really get a lot of replayability
like there’s only so much to do in those games lol
real
rust 
i never understood the appeal of rust
it seems so chaotic to be living in the open world
played rust before
everyone was rude, every other time I’d log off I’d come back to no base, and it took forever to do anything
i helped with the pre alpha of rust did alot of bug and beta testing for garry with my clan
yessir
average rust gameplay
i only recommend it with a mate once off or if you have a group of mates and 1 longterm private server
sometimes the pvp when looting monuments was fun though
only when you only came across groups smaller than trios though
fighting endless hordes of people with bows and spears to get anything done at low level was… not fun
is rust just what men want life to be
a dirty shack with 5 other men u can shoot others with
yeah it sucks
I think so
you recommended spess to me before
man im addicted wtf hahaha
I haven’t tried it yet, but I might if there’s at least one person on it that I know

depends on the server
but i know that at least 3 people here play on goon 2,4 and paradise
ah I see
goonstation was one of the og servers/codebranches being over a decade old and it started from the goons of the something aweful forums
it is still
in my day being a goon meant putting on a cool 3 piece suit and being an italian mobster or smth
the goons are an infamous subgroup online
they inhabit most long term popular online games
like eve
goon squad
yeah
I still call people who are thugs goons
its simon and lewis beatboxing how to beat TBC raids
mob means someone of low rank, goon is associated with gooner
thanks goon squad
they were known as the goon swarm, goon fleet and now imporium? iirc on eve
because it puts the image of the other thing in their head
on ss13 the goons host 4 servers and operate an open source codebase thats very developed and fun
the yogscast originally started as a subsection of the goon squad from something awful forums
there are no words for low level mobster that wasn't tainted in 21st century
paradise uses a custom branch and fork of tgstation codebase
mobster?
then they split and made there own thing
I hardly knower
dude from what i read on github theyre going the same direction as tgstation which SUCKS
i hate tgstations random bs its like cdda levels of unfun "realism"
appealing my goon ban to run from the removal of automendors

what’d you do
i crashed out at the admins after they didnt do anything about a griefer
shame
crashed out = send them an admin help telling them they were losers for riding a known chud just because him and them are mates
at least cm13 is always there for me
lots of organs
does ss13 have hunger requirements?
if so, can you eat the organs?
cant believe i got pressed by furry roleplayer
suddenly my problems dont seem so bad
yknow what?
todays gonna be a good ass day
I admire your resolve
pressed?
yeah pretty much
waow
i dont get RP unless it serves some direct purpose in like idk
a video game
why would i want to pretend to be someone else to someone pretending they are someone else over dms
that shits so fucking weird to me
I understand it on a fundamental level, I don’t really do it though. Tried it out, decided wasn’t my thing
it basically just make believe
is ur life so boring and plain that u feel the need to invent one that isnt?
for all ages
is that the idea?
for a lot of people, yes
some people do use rp as a life replacement
that’s part of the reason I decided it wasn’t for me
yeah this is the issue i think i fundamentally have with the community
GOON SQUAD
its hard for me to tell whos RPing for the sake of having a fun enjoyable time
or just its their entire fucking life
I LOVE THE GOONS
at what point am i feeding into delusions
its so funny because you get the same degenerates and power tripping in places like gta rp as actual police
and how can i tell
depends on the server and yes
you can eat organs
some servers have hunger, most do, and those are usually the rp servers
you can do a lot with organs..
smile
im gonna tell u something buddy boy, i know a guy a miserable guy with no friends hes a complete POS i left him 10 years ago because he was such an insufferable POS
yeah, I got the same uncomfortable feeling sometimes. I found other people where that almost certainly wasn’t the case though
now this guy plays GMOD german RP servers
HRP try to move without getting bwoinked for ruining immersion challenge
go figure
hes still playing the same servers
with the same setup
10 years later.
the exact same one.
german rp servers? like austrian mustache man ?
there is no helping these people
yes
💀
I feel bad for people like that. I don’t want to be like them, but it’d be so easy. The world is hard, alienating, and it does everything it can to tell you history is over and this is all we’ll get
I reject that idea wholeheartedly
RIGHT?
it’s fundamentally anti-human
like a part of me is like wow fuck that guy but another part is like
holy shit
how sad is your life that you spent 10 years of it
on this server
like are you ok??
"resist brainwashing is failrp" is comical
i almost got banned from paradise for accidentally saying lol
lotg watched the whole thing
cinema

Actually I've been brainwashed to not follow orders from the staff, so therefore that mod is the one committing FailRP
on ss14, if you use those abbreviations, it usually triggers the emote, so i was too used to saying lol but it didnt do the emote
was it fever who asked me to play...
i got banned from ss14 and still not appealing
yes
hai fever
“you’re not allowed to resist erp brainwashing” ex-fucking scuse me?
lmaoo
hello
idk what server thats from
gaming
i got forced to essentially jork it on the CO in cm13 because i got brainwashed, been there done that i guess
These mfers need to be airlock ejected from life
i was cornered trying to teleport in the bathrooms by an entire ert squad
almost, we had an unknown sickness and the cure was the CMOs piss or something because he had to gulp some weird chemicals from W.Y
that’s less creepy though tbf
me playing MP is the worst role ever when W.Y gets involved
piss drinker 
I guess it could be pretty bad depending on how people were doing it
you are either their slave or you almost get banned (because i had a standoff with another MP because we tried blowing up a prisoner)
for some reason people in hierarchical rps have no chill
i wish i had all my old CM13 recordings, i only have a single clip now
did anyone else get this god awful fucking sickness thats been spreading
that’s the common thread I’ve observed from people talking about their experiences and a short stint on roblox rp when I was younger
yeah man the entire world has the same pathogen
dude ive been dry coughing for a week ONLY WHEN I LAY DOWN TO SLEEP
im so fucking over it
Me
get ell soon
sorry to hear coolchip
i have good immune system
my girlfriend came over and within like 12 hours she was deathly ill
I miss regular chip
i only get sick on february bi-yearly
i have the immune system of a victorian serf child
you are a bioweapon
im literally always sick
your CO must love you
probably because my gross child is bringing home the fucking bubonic plague once a week
Hahaha
idk where that kid puts his grubby mitts
wowa bazongas
i forgot chip had a child
everyone does
no???
i dont have a child
not everyone has children
so people have like 8 children and their siblings feel no need to participate
serfdom was obsolete in victorian england brother 🤓
the day i have a child is when a man i deeply love convinces me to spend 18 years on a human being
england stopped being a serfdom completely around the 16th century 
i feel like you havent had enough reminders that im armed and unmedicated
serfs had more free time than us
you missed the date by 300 years bro i had to tell you smile

real
LIVE IN THE POD. BE HAPPY. CONSUME THE SLOP.
´going to the beach the way im serfing 🏄♂️
u dont even own land to use a pitchfork
german peasants revolt
haha
modern equivalent to torches and pitchforks is rifles and molotovs
but pitchforks and torches
likes and shares
molotovs 
the cooler option
something very threatening about angry farmers
mostly cause they can just cause mass starvation if they want
idk why governments continue to make farmers angry have we learned absolutely nothing
everyone gangsta until farmer joe deploys the man catcher and ransoms the lord’s son
every time they get mad i just see videos online of them driving giant ass tractors in cities and causing very slow and goofy chaos
but it somehow works every time
dude hippos reek
manure isnt even that bad, try rotting potatoes
worst smelling animal
u work at zoo?
they smell so fucking bad
been to a zoo, can confirm hippos smell
i have connections
hippo connections
shit-filled water
nah cause it literally is
thats why most hippo enclosures are filled with like a billion fish
cichlids mainly cause they will eat hippo shit
they follow them around for the free food
the cheyenne mountain zoo had a really cool hippo enclosure
i need to take another road trip to colorado
my girlfriend has been to like 3 us states ever she needs to see something other than flat ground
i wasnt aware america had any other topology
(this is a joke)
take her to las vegas and marry het
HAHAHAH
blandest country
they made lunchlies
the joke is topology is the act of surveying the top soil of an area of land and america infamously has bad topology
u can tell its funny cuz i had to explain it
the problem is for a lands topology to be good it needs to be used, churned, plowed and alot of americas land simply hasnt had the time to be developed
give it 300 more years or so
has some fucking phenomenal salt lakes however
what does “good” topology mean?
land that you can develop
you dont want to put skyscrapers on dusty dry ass dead soil
300 years of blackrock retaining the land u mean?
because when it rains it will sink
hahahahahahaha
topology is the top layer of soil on the surface
its a good measure for what to expect underneath
if the topology is dry and dusty the soil underneath is gonna be a piece of shit to develop
because it will be dry flakey unstable earth
I don’t think it’s a bad thing that not every square inch of the USA is developed yet
blackrock will not let the topologists work the land, as that does not generate greenlines
people working? risky move
the amount of work to make them liveable is considerably hard due to how much rock is in the soil
its why alot of your mining and smaller towns have literally been abandoned
the soil is unworkable
dig anywhere? its solid bedrock
the prospect of that happening over the course of 300 years makes me more sad than excited
is that just an England thing?
blackrock will buy it
dig within a 100 x 100 square in the UK and you will find a roman settlement
its not "if"
you 100% will
there is no land in the UK that has not been developed
not a shred of soil someone hasnt lived before
the amount of literal roman bath hosues ive seen ripped up for council estates would make museum curators burst into tears
how many have you personally seen that happen to?
our road networks in the UK are literally built on roman settlers roads
so when our roads become damaged you can literally see roman pavement
underneath
at least 4
everyone wants historic structures to be maintained but almost no one wants to pay for it
its true
my family has a coat of arms that entitled my family to 5 watch towers
on the north coast of scotland
4 of them are not working and uninhabitable
unfortunately its not a youtube watch tower
one still stands but its so fucking desolate that we just gave it to the scottish heritage society
so theres little to wathc
last i heard the west wall had just fallen off
apparently they are gonna repair it but idk
havent heard shit
literally just talked about how whenever the day comes im terrified to propose cause shes mean :(
tbf they are literally on the side of a cliff that falls into the ocean
thjese towers are not easy to get to
the stairway to get to them has eroded and fallen into the sea
goodbye scotland
u think a punkrock group ever went there and had a party
@tender igloo does that happen
it was used one time by a caravan of hippies for the summer soltice festival
they made a documentary about it there
ok thats cool
i dont remember its name
i remember someone showing me jaweds video
and he was like "look u can watch this video in ur browser this is crazy"
ure that down bad man wow
Microplastics are accumulating in human brains at an alarming rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PT5c1z3LL8
“Nanoplastics and Human Health” with Matthew J Campen, PhD, MSPH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRBN_4L09Mg
00:00 Intro
00:05 The cool thing
00:17 End
this video
aka the first video on youtube
saying browser is serf behaviour
20 years ago is crazy
hast thou watched thine share of mr beast today
i remember watching this in the original youtube design
after reading about it in an article
good days
youre ancient
i invented french revolution
i remember loading up my mums commadore 64 and pre loading lemmings
and that shit would take 4 fucking hours to load
and by the time id get back from school mum had finished loading it for me
thanks mum
i did it my way on the first take
Get u a girl who looks at u like this
judgingly
how am i gonna open all these items man
i cant possibly wait for 55 cycles
28 hours
mraawww :3
boil her
such bully
i just joined so I could find groups, and i cant type in the lfg channel. any idea why?
the NMRiH menu replacement mod is my favorite
pinned message
theres just a bunch of memes lol
battlecats current situation lmao
new Uber unit that can kill major late game bosses only has a 10 second cooldown
although only 1 can exist, that still means you can get a new one if it ends up dead within 10 seconds in which normally it'd take around 100-200 seconds for new powerful ubers to spawn on the field
reading comprehension(Burnt)
W.. what
point blank shot
I'm actually gonna make me some mead soon
Both an uneducated and a creep for reading chat that far back 
Henrietta Lacks (born Loretta Pleasant; August 1, 1920 – October 4, 1951) was an African-American woman whose cancer cells are the source of the HeLa cell line, the first immortalized human cell line and one of the most important cell lines in medical research. An immortalized cell line reproduces indefinitely under specific conditions, and th...
HeLa () is an immortalized cell line used in scientific research. It is the oldest human cell line and one of the most commonly used. HeLa cells are durable and prolific, allowing for extensive applications in scientific study. The line is derived from cervical cancer cells taken on February 8, 1951, from Henrietta Lacks, a 31-year-old African A...
Speak softly, but carry a big stick
Dont have too much to say
but have a big iron on ypur hip
wha t if i speak harshly and carry a puny twig
talking to your plants can probably help it grow
if you need to yap, yap at the flower
we have a ton of pasta but no sauce 
eat it raw
who needs sauce
hi pepole
Bodycam off since first wave
Howd jollyral
Henlo
byeah
Barfight
byeah
Fym 'Ew'
Relatable
Nah, its not you. Light wouldn't get mad that way
Tf you mean relatable
:B
its never lupus
(Oversimplification)
Isn't that ligma's job
Boy
ligma
Nah dawg. That's how they felt for YOU.
cuz i ran for it and left you 4 dead
Nah you were Shane and I was the Otis
Except i told your ass to leg it and you didn't listen
Keeping it gangsta
i was just trying to apply to a job but they wanted me to apply through talking to an AI
fucking insane dude
you dodged the fucking tsar bomba
42.13.1 released on the Unstable beta branch.
https://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php?/topic/89477-42131-beta-hotfix-released/
This patch is currently available on the "42.13.1" Steam Beta and will likely land on the Unstable beta branch before the holiday break. Instructions: Right-Click game in Steam library -> Properties -> Click “Betas” tab -> Select “42.13.1” from the Beta Participation Dropdown Menu. MP sa...

Lol
Can i be given pic perms
I wanna be the exception
Ive been talking in here and im still level 1
👋

crawl like the rest of us!!
can i be given pic perms
No! You lame.
can i be given 300 dollars
I should be given pic perms cause im cool
Yesss
no
in that case
Okay open dms. I send you my picw. No questions asked. If you get banned is not my fault though

best decision ever
do it no balls my name will be normal
only for the indie game awards apparently, not the actual game awards
so it has nothing to do with the supposed use of AI generative content or whatever ?
no that's exactly why
🤷♂️
not really sure since it's mostly a buzzword
guessing it has to do with team size, funding source
my understanding is that it s a game from a team of small time and few devs
so is half life an indie game
i helped
no
maybe
NO
because valve wasn't what it is today when it came out
my understanding is that valve was still small time when it came out
before steam chat had chat
well valve's team is still quite small but in terms of them now yeah I think they were indie back then
i guess back in the 90s if you weren't nintendo or Saga you were small time
when did call of duty 1 came out again
2003
funny, that's the year i was born
hello dargon
whats up نعناع
IT bricked my work computer lmao
Have them use their IT powers to unbrick
have you tried restarting it
Thoughts on “Dandelion void”?
What... What the hell happened here
Thoughts on hemorrhagic strokes ?
erosion
pretty!
Not cool!
Dont overdose on heparine guys
discord user sees abandoned and wrecked house
There's like 5 abandoned buildings right next to each other on this road lmao
Maybe it's some leftover rubble from the tornadoes in 2011, there's a few destroyed houses that got left out
cant believe i missed @quaint forum in genchat
I live in Tornado Alley (northern AL more specifically) so it's also possible it was a different tornado that did it
But it's probably 2011 stuff because there weren't many tornadoes since that could do THAT kinda destruction
Mostly EF1s/2s
i cant imagine buying property in an area where there things like tornadoes are common
I have terrorized the OS chat the other day and theyre trying to ban stickers and emojis now
dont let them silence you brother
Yeah, it gets crazy sometimes, like this summer we had 4 tornadoes in a week
just run from it, its ok
Mind you only one was around for very long, most of the time they'd touch down, maybe down a tree, then fuck off, but it was still scary
In 2011 we had an EF5 that literally circled back after passing through to hit us again, my whole county was leveled basically
Ripped bunkers out of the ground and threw them
getting too strong in kcd2 so now im just beating the shit out of my enemies with my fists
https://i.vgy.me/oQkGtT.jpg me and the girls gettin free carriez
yeah lol they have to remap what they deleted
peak youtube advertising
I feel strange
I feel like I took ADHD drugs but I didn't take any drugs
Is this what normal people feel like? Like I can just... Do my work...?

SlappyHands cant do anything
Umm
can i nuke it?
Only if you ask nicely
I forbid
its a great nuclear weapon testing site
I hate how deathcare works in CS2
All the people die at midnight
At exact same time
So if your city is any larger than 100k every night you get FLOODED with "waiting for hearse" notifications
My wife thinks 10c / 50f is absolutely frigid.
We were heading out earlier today and she says "is it cold out?"
Ma'am. It's late December in Canada. I promise you, you can assume the answer to that question is yes until April
depends on conditons tbf
10C no wind is not bad, you can just go out with a sweater
windy, it feels like 5 and you need to layer up more
and if its wet too
is it considered cheating if i go into debug mode and spawn two hordes of 300 zombies in two different parts of rosewood one month into the apocalypse because im bored and want a threat again?
She needs her warmest coat for 10c dry no wind
nobody cares bro, only you can determine if its cheating
yes, how dare you
It's currently 0c, freezing rain and windy
🟣Technically yeah but also who cares literally at all?
thanks mrp
You know, the few folks who died in the nationwide riots before the Knox boundary was breached are the lucky ones
They died just thinking the government was hiding something and not "Oh god we can't stop this virus, humanity is doomed"
i edited my loadout
Peter the honse is here
ohwee i like my honse
like listening to housebuilding song from red dead when leveling carpentry
or building something
let me have a ruler and a saw and a board and ill cut it
Late game zomboid be like
Nope
Be like this?
why the hell can't i post in #1019737819981283459
read that , slowly
already did , it's telling me to have only one post active. when i try to delete them i get an error
Read it more thoroughly
it tells you what to do in that post
okay no turns out i have 0 reading comprehension , there is a spiffo to react 😓
why is puppers micah
thanks 😅
it took me 2 times to read lol
leon mod abuse me
I've also been wondering that
1984
i aint changing out of spite
i should start being more active here ngl
yay new people!
weird person
why is ur jingle bell micah and not jingle
is there a currency to change name willingly
paypal
what bell
oh
lol
"what fuckin bell"










