general_chat

[narrow rune]

But I'm jolly

[harsh vault]

you want to throw bricks at me

[empty frigate]

no more jolly

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-thinking-cat-is-this-jolly-cat-gif-3882692275588418788

[harsh vault]

shoo zee

[empty frigate]

saint nick was assassinated last night

[harsh vault]

you can throw bricks at me tommorow

[empty frigate]

oi vey

[onyx igloo]

help there is a construction man asking me to dig foundation

with metres and its a weird shape

[oblique stream]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1162750/Songs_of_Syx/

Steam

Songs of Syx

Songs of Syx is in Early Access. We recommend reading the EA clause carefully and playing the demo before purchasing.

Songs of Syx is a low fantasy city-builder with vast real-time battles simulating tens of thousands of citizens and soldiers. Start off as an insignificant village and build, scheme, and fight your way towards a mighty city st…

Price

$18.74

Recommendations

6320

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[oblique stream]

to buy or not to buy

[floral fiber]

No

Hope that helps

I have never played it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[narrow rune]

What if I wrap them in a bow

[empty frigate]

im not jolly

[quasi slate]

okay this chart is difficult @lyric galleon

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-posting-jolly-cat-christmas-this-cat-looks-at-jolly-people-gif-4925436984769801382

[empty frigate]

how did you know 😢

[candid patio]

I just sneezed into my elbow
But it was a disgusting sneeze and now there's thick snotty mucus all over my shirt sleeve

My day is ruined

[lyric galleon]

oh i love the single note stream

[empty frigate]

just don't

[quasi slate]

i dont

[candid patio]

Just don't... Sneeze?

[empty frigate]

yeah

plug both your nostrils and then your head will explode

it's much easier than getting a tissue imo

[candid patio]

Like hold that shit in?
If my body wants to forcefully remove something like that, I usually let it

[empty frigate]

lol

usually my sneezes come out of my moth

mouth

my moth

[harsh vault]

nu

[empty frigate]

are you guys ready for christmas break

unless you're unc

then you have no break

[honest burrow]

Jolly

[sacred schooner]

it started today for me

[toxic hawk]

ew

[empty frigate]

ew

[livid notch]

It dosen't exists here

We have spring Eid break

[sacred schooner]

what am I supposed to do with all this free time

[empty frigate]

my christmas break is in 2 days counting this one

i wanna go home

im on my phone in class

[plush cobalt]

Sure you are Krampus

[candid patio]

Who wants to weigh in on the interpretation of some contract verbiage?

"additionally, the lessee shall be entitled to one outdoor assigned parking space, the value of which is $900 annually, inclusive within the lease"

Does this mean 1 year free parking or does this mean free parking forever?

[sacred schooner]

while the lease is in effect, the lessee (renter) has access to a outdoor parking space in exchange of an additionnal 900$ per year to their lease

[lilac quarry]

In my eyes it encompasses the lease, so far as it's held

[sacred schooner]

that's how I read it

[lilac quarry]

VERY important question tho, how old is the building

https://tenor.com/view/cat-menacing-cursed-gif-8800082052821236868

[candid patio]

2016

[lilac quarry]

OH YOU ARE SO GOOD

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/damn-dance-happy-gif-12375331

congratulations, that's a great deal

[candid patio]

That's my interpretation and my wife's interpretation as well

[candid patio]

Lol

[lilac quarry]

as far as I'm aware it only applies to Ontario, but builds 2018 and newer are not subject to rent control, meaning after the year-lease is up the owner can theoretically increase the rent however much they want

a friend of mine got a condo with his girlfriend and his sister, year came up and they raised the rent by an additional $1,500/month

[empty frigate]

soviet building always have brutal architecture from what i've seen

[sacred schooner]

mine so old the heating controls aren't digital

[candid patio]

The placement of the word "annually" feels like the crux of it to me. If it just said "valued at $900." - that's a finite amount of time

[sacred schooner]

it's a mercury bulb completing an electrical circuit that does "heat, or no heat"

[candid patio]

Outrageous

[sacred schooner]

at this point it should be called an illegal eviction

[lilac quarry]

fr

I fully agree

[sacred schooner]

in 5 years mine has only increased by 53$

[lilac quarry]

fucking hell

[sacred schooner]

but I get what I pay for

[lilac quarry]

my rent just went up legit $56/month

[onyx igloo]

help me game is shit at working

[lilac quarry]

but I'm gonna demand another reduction in rent or I'm just moving because rent is going down much faster

[sacred schooner]

you should fire that game, must not be productive enough

[onyx igloo]

yes

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/omegako-vegeta-omegako-vegeta-gif-4680908861262473325

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pepper-cat-dancing-ai-cat-fruit-cat-gif-17189832476866709028

[lilac quarry]

erm peppers don't move like that

[tender igloo]

Erm yes they do

[stone meadow]

ours went up £50

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[stone meadow]

yeah cause that isnt the pepper moving, its the kitten

[stone meadow]

yeah, its shit out here

[lilac quarry]

don't be fooled, brother. Look at the stem

https://tenor.com/view/oats-no-pigs-pig-brother-gif-8274685160072684375

[stone meadow]

the average rent has gone up hundreds of pounds in the last 4 years, same places ive seen rent for like 700-800 are now 1000-1200

[lilac quarry]

disgusting

[stone meadow]

was looking into apartments and some fool put up a one bed basement apartment 30 min bus ride from the city center for £1200 initially

pracrically no natural light,

[novel fern]

my last place tried to up it $50 a month and i left, then the HOA upped HOA fee by $25 a month. so there’s truly no escaping the accumulation of your hard earned wealth from private bodies

[empty frigate]

im telling hoa on all of you and increasing your rent

[novel fern]

im going to run for HOA

[empty frigate]

they're going to say your beard is 0.2 cm too long

headache

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/хаваем-нет-выбора-кот-gif-710454752250063812

[plush cobalt]

Perhaps sometimes a little violence is Good and Cool

Not that I, public figure Omar, would ever say that. Just a thought. Perhaps

[twin bear]

Violence is the answer to problems

Just ask anyone who is at war

It totally solved their issues

[plush cobalt]

The people love war, the people want more war, ask anyone

War is famously enjoyed by everyone, especially people who are not rich

[paper hull]

i love war

[empty frigate]

Omar | 12/18/25, 10:21:59 AM

Perhaps sometimes a little violence is Good and Cool

[sacred schooner]

only a little?

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-zenless-gif-954633388074498199

[vital marten]

Gotta save some for tomorrow

[paper hull]

omar isnt real so

nice try AI

[empty frigate]

there's almost a big boss around here....

this is an ai

this is an ai voice

[candid patio]

How do I know this meme doesn't have racist hate speech in it?

[empty frigate]

just believe that it doesn't and it will manifest into non racism

[twin bear]

Just learn how to read Cyrillic

Ez

[strange spruce]

true !

[twin bear]

It's not hate speech

That's for sure

[vital marten]

Work work work

[strange spruce]

yeah no it isnt

[empty frigate]

it's actually ultra mega hate speech

[twin bear]

Lord I made someone eat vomit

A sec

[stone meadow]

almost wrote Thursdoid on my work timesheet instead of Thursday

[strange spruce]

good

[twin bear]

He ate that shit

[strange spruce]

slop for secmains

my day has been made

[karmic jetty]

so eepy...

[candid patio]

How about no?

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

He said yummy yummy in my tummy

Lmao

[strange spruce]

😭

[karmic jetty]

slappy slam em

[twin bear]

Wiwiwi

[strange spruce]

nevermind bro that guy loved it

[twin bear]

So my name is bad ig

Cuz it's not English oh no

Imma die

[strange spruce]

those secmains are fucking batshit insane hell na

[twin bear]

They are deviants

For sure

I have been robbed and treated like dooty by evil sec before

[empty frigate]

you're banned

[twin bear]

Wym jani can't have a gun

[vital marten]

Exiled

[twin bear]

So rude

[candid patio]

Y'all are making this a bigger deal than it needs to be. Let's move on.

[twin bear]

What lol

Bro couldn't spell clear it woulda been so cool

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-dr-doom-rage-spine-murderer-gif-18389341476122917040

[empty frigate]

banned. all of you. banned.

[vital marten]

Be lovely now or else

[tender igloo]

Else or be now loverly

[lilac quarry]

it's time

[empty frigate]

nooo 😢

[tender igloo]

Noo

[twin bear]

Smells like eggs

[tender igloo]

Inlike eggfart

[sacred schooner]

quick, grab your bribe

[tender igloo]

I like

[empty frigate]

i am ruined, ruined, i say!

[candid patio]

Apparently we are all banned

[tender igloo]

Whos lovely and how fo we be her

[paper hull]

i heard u was talking shit

[candid patio]

I guess nasko hates ugly people

[twin bear]

Kill them all, let blood trickle down the sewage drains. Buildings crumble, farmland burned the world will die and we will be skibidi toilet maxxing

So lovely

[vital marten]

Big buh-buh-Boss!!!

[candid patio]

Surprised we didn't have to share a pic to get access to the server

[vital marten]

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/JMKY.gif

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-zenless-gif-954633388074498199

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/iHYVbJzQlkw.gif

[candid patio]

The example sentence
"A bevy of rock lovelies"

Huh???

Has anyone ever heard this phrase before? Where's some Brits to weigh in

[paper hull]

it was common place in the 80s

hasnt been used since the late 80s though

a bevy is jsut a gathering of women

[candid patio]

So like a guy and his buddy show up to a pub and they would use this phrase to express that they felt like there was a lot of attractive women at the club?

Righto, chap, there's a bevy of rock lovelies up in this bitch

[lilac quarry]

really loved this game

[paper hull]

no itd be more like "ayyy looka dae bevys tonight boys"

[sacred schooner]

loved? I still love it

if only konami wasn't filled with dummies and let kojima finish the game

[candid patio]

Thank you for this.

[candid patio]

Okay I have seen 2 different clips involving people speaking Chinese and watermelon today and in both clips the watermelon is the brightest most vibrant looking watermelon I've ever seen

Now I want to go to China and try some watermelon

[paper hull]

its mostly injected with agents to make it brighter

theres a common trend in rural areas of china where people will fake amazing harvests in their towns causing people to migrate to their shit hole towns

in reality they just fake these hauls in order to not fade away into dust on the side of some major highway

[candid patio]

Everything is a scam

🙁

The monkey is cute though

[paper hull]

the saying in china is my neighbour hurts me, my wife hurts me, the police hurt me

its not that they enjoy scamming eachother its that the profit margins for these things are so razor thin that you cannot make money as a legitamate business

[narrow rune]

I'm gonna throw coal at you but like vegetarian coal

[paper hull]

to get actually non fucked with chinese food youd have better luck in Hong kong

mainland chinas food laws are severely lacking

[tender igloo]

whyis venom horsey poopin

[oblique stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/613678393044500500/1451087270042927215/This_is_how_I_say_merry_Christmas.mp4?ex=6944e5d5&is=69439455&hm=a00afce63570b55b54fc1ae537e1c63d4e018a2ae51e05a15628a279803aedb4&

[sacred schooner]

I told spiky horsey to do so

[white obsidian]

i wish I could shit on command like that

[sacred schooner]

may I offer laxative?

[white obsidian]

hmm

no no, but will take melon

[candid patio]

This made me smile

[white obsidian]

its so jolly

[rigid turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/wrinkly-man-licks-his-lips-gif-25512575

2 more messages until i get Veteran...

[oblique stream]

glad that i could make you smile bruv

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/corn-dog-cat-corndog-corn-dog-cat-corndogcat-gif-14923719097121302798

[candid patio]

I watched "man vs baby" the other night with my wife

It was a weird format of 4 short episodes that should have just been a movie

But otherwise it was hilarious

A great homage to classic Mr Bean style humor

[karmic jetty]

was it a sequel to man vs bee

[candid patio]

The logical part of my brain knows this was a humorous rhetorical question

But the autistic part of my brain doesn't know how else to respond than to directly answer the question.

No. It was not a sequel to man vs bee.

[karmic jetty]

humorous

it was a genuine question rahh

so its not a sequel

but is it the same characterr

[candid patio]

Omg

I didn't know it was real

I thought I was going to look like a fool googling that

Okay in that case it is probably the same character

[karmic jetty]

[candid patio]

And is probably a sort of sequel

I'm sorry for not treating your question like it was genuine

[karmic jetty]

u thought i was tupid...

watch man vs bee with ur wife

i rmbr likin it

[candid patio]

No. I thought you were trolling me. Baby... Bee... I thought you were making some silly pun joke

[toxic relic]

i finished the monster truck

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

on the train even

[candid patio]

Lego monster truck?

[toxic relic]

yessur

its rad

[candid patio]

"no one should own a car that big"

This you?

[toxic relic]

i want more construction technique

[toxic relic]

yeah

how is it relates

the lego truck isnt 1:1

[candid patio]

But if it's a toy... It's rad

[toxic relic]

yessir

[candid patio]

Hmmm. I guess I can follow that logic

[toxic relic]

i think megatrons gun alt is cool, do i support real guns?

[candid patio]

Are real monster trucks at a monster truck event cool?

Not as a personal vehicle to drive on a road

[toxic relic]

hmmm

yeah

im down for monster jam

im an f1 fan

and a group b fan

[candid patio]

Okay okay this tracks

[vital marten]

I watched an event in Abilene Tx, was nice

[toxic relic]

cinema

[vital marten]

Loud asf but nice

Forget hearing anything for a couple days

Indoor stadium

[toxic relic]

my main issue is that all the american origin racing sports rarely go outside the usa

brother f1 is global but nascar? nah cracker barrel 400

[candid patio]

I genuinely feel like I would be really into f1 but it has never been something I can just turn on and I can't be assed to put in the effort to figure out how and when to watch it

[toxic relic]

on the echopark expressway

[toxic relic]

cinema

[vital marten]

That was with earplugs man

[twin bear]

I was obsessed with grave digger as a young boy

[toxic relic]

monster trucks doing tricks like theyre mechs in space is peak

[twin bear]

What was the dog trucks name again

Also one of my favorites

[toxic relic]

mutt

monster mutt

smth like that lol

[vital marten]

Rahh

[twin bear]

Always tore the fuck up after each round

Peak

[toxic relic]

peak

el toro loco is one of my tops

[candid patio]

Lol I whole heartedly agree with this

[twin bear]

I miss seeing cars get literally eaten by giant crane robots

That was so badass

[karmic jetty]

another free game has hit the epic store

[toxic relic]

just start with the formula 1 ytube channel and NEVER watch drive to survive

[vital marten]

Is it worth signing in

[twin bear]

Drive to survive is weird to me

[toxic relic]

dude i hate it

They barely even show the races

its just interpersonal drama

[twin bear]

Ain't no rally racing that's my favorite type of vehicle sports I think

[toxic relic]

bruh who cares and leclercs latest fanclub or how racist the redbull ceo is

[twin bear]

I love dirty Rally's

[toxic relic]

rally peak

[karmic jetty]

not really but its free

[toxic relic]

indy is peak too

[vital marten]

Dirt mmm

Tasty

[toxic relic]

indy is like f1 but no rules

[strange spruce]

yummer chimkn

[toxic relic]

cinema

[plush cobalt]

Thank you for respecting my dietary preferences

[candid patio]

My whole friend group would probably be down to go to monster jam and the thought of that is really funny to me because none of us are who you stereotype as a monster truck fan

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

Chicken and ramen noods with egg

[strange spruce]

man ihad like 3 lobiani yesterday

[twin bear]

Literally my breakfast today lmao

[candid patio]

Rally is a favorite of mine

[toxic relic]

no one can turn down huge metal beasts bashing each other

that shits rad

[vital marten]

What’s even the stereotype lmfao

Rednecks?

[toxic relic]

like those robot fights

[candid patio]

That's certainly what I envision

[twin bear]

Bro those ppl put flame throwers on em

[toxic relic]

cinema

[twin bear]

How could U NOT watch it

Ong

[toxic relic]

dude you should watch group b

theres still some videos online

group b was a division of nascar/rally

[candid patio]

Motorcycle racing... Like isle of mann

[toxic relic]

it was peak

[toxic relic]

YOOOO

tt?

[candid patio]

Yes

[toxic relic]

man that shits crazy

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[toxic relic]

i think motorcycle sports are underrated

theyre so dangerous

[candid patio]

The balls of those guys...

[toxic relic]

but epic

[twin bear]

Same

[toxic relic]

motorgp

[twin bear]

Extremely high skill ceiling

Almost to space

[candid patio]

I have about 1000 miles of riding on a cbr600rr

[toxic relic]

seeing guys legit kick each other in motorgp while going at maybe 80% the speed of a 2025 F1 mclaren is fucking baller

[candid patio]

And literally every second of that felt like the slightest mistake meant certain death for me

[twin bear]

Cuz it does

I refuse to ride on highways when riding on motorbikes

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-motogp-valentino-rossi-marc-marquez-gif-26069996

[twin bear]

And bro just gets up after

Like nothing fuckin happened

[toxic relic]

its fucked

[twin bear]

Chads

[toxic relic]

f1 has halos and fire resistant clothing and blah blah blah

[twin bear]

I love the gear I have a nice pair of riding pants and those suckers are thiccc

[candid patio]

When the knees touch the ground...

[toxic relic]

ik motorgp has a lot of safety regs too but youre still just a dude on a bike

[twin bear]

Only so much to protect u from scraping across the asphalt

Or being flown across the lane

[candid patio]

It took probably the first 500 miles to trust the lean

[twin bear]

I may sound redneck for saying this but

Rodeos are badass too

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-trolling-chase-elliott-chase-kyle-busch-busch-gif-22382814

[candid patio]

I'm not a fan of animal abuse for entertainment

[toxic relic]

chase lol

[twin bear]

Not real rodeo's

[toxic relic]

he was top 3 this year in nascar

[toxic relic]

guy in here

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-gif-8687200129990498193

[twin bear]

That is minor btw

For them lmao

Compared to the shit I've seen

Some ppl have just blown up which is insane

[toxic relic]

man there have been bad crashes...

[oblique stream]

Bad piggies f1

[toxic relic]

ever since the halo no deaths tho iirc

[candid patio]

I like to think of myself as an exceptional driver but I definitely don't have the reaction time to be an f1 / MotoGP driver

[oblique stream]

shouldn't have put tnt in your vehicle

[toxic relic]

fuck no man lol youd break your neck from the gforce in an f1 car lol

They have to train their necks to withstand it

[candid patio]

Yeah they are truly athletes

[toxic relic]

let alone the technology in a car

its insane

unless youre ferrari

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/zhou-guanyu-zhou-f1-f1crash-formula1-gif-26159151

my bad

drive through the pit stop and yellow flag

[toxic relic]

i know this crash, he walked out fine. because of the halo

legit the halo is the best safety mechanism ever in f1 imo

the best recent one at minimum

[half kettle]

is it ok to repeatedly crash your car in races

or do u get penalised

[toxic relic]

if youre a pay driver

you get penalised

[oblique stream]

depends on what you define as ok

[candid patio]

That's nice. It's hard to enjoy a sport with high mortality rates lol

[half kettle]

like that car crash above

[toxic relic]

and if youre not a pay driver you get penalised and fires lol

[toxic relic]

you get taken out the race

[oblique stream]

Ah dw, just change tires

still can drive

[toxic relic]

unless you caused some sort of unregulation crash then you usually just get taken out the race and the car gets serviced, the teams have 2 drivers so the second seat still has a chance for points, podium, or pole

[twin bear]

Respect to the fallen drivers

[toxic relic]

yeah it used to be bad man, as they say safety regs are written in blood

[half kettle]

ok a quick question, does crashing into the finish line in first place count as a win

[toxic relic]

hmmm 'finish line'

[twin bear]

May u all rest in piece, you took a chance for our entertainment and u deserved so much more

[toxic relic]

it depends on how you crashed

[twin bear]

Legends

[toxic relic]

real

[half kettle]

full spinning

[toxic relic]

2018...

rip the goat

[oblique stream]

Im certified Motorsport Manger Mobile veteran so my opinion qualifies

[toxic relic]

i would say youre disqualified

[half kettle]

im uneducated on formula 1 races

[oblique stream]

there are yellow and blue flags

[half kettle]

do they use laps

[toxic relic]

theres many rules

[toxic relic]

essentially it depends on the track but yes

they also race several times

test race and position race

[candid patio]

That's dark af but also super fucking metal 🤘

[oblique stream]

dont they do test race to determine positions

then full race

[lyric galleon]

i love punching and dealing 80 million damage

[toxic relic]

theres usually 2 no?

[strange spruce]

i cant fucking tell what is going on on the screen

[toxic relic]

practice and position

[half kettle]

baruuk gameplay'

[lyric galleon]

you need a phd to discern what the fucks going on in a warframe screenie

[oblique stream]

I mean practice for starting positions then the real thing

[strange spruce]

oh its warframe okay

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yawn-gif-25350794

[lyric galleon]

yes this is warframe

[toxic relic]

[oblique stream]

did video games lie to me

[toxic relic]

they all practice on the track

then they do a position definer

bofa the 107% rule applies

[half kettle]

was the enemy the bomb carrier

[severe agate]

Winter sale time

You know what that means

[strange spruce]

that is

such a oldass meme format

holy xhit

okay hold on lemme check whats steam got

[candid patio]

Man I wish I lived near a good track that had affordable and frequent track days where I could go drive my own car around for a couple hundred bucks

[oblique stream]

ig the game simplified to a single race as position determiner and the real thing

[toxic relic]

fair

dude what game

[oblique stream]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorsport_Manager

[toxic relic]

did the game have the vegas track?

i hate the vegas track

vegas and miami

theyre the newest and worst grand prix in all of f1

[oblique stream]

No it only has European and middle Eastern tracks

[toxic relic]

real

they simplified for the better 🙏

[oblique stream]

or not

[toxic relic]

nah man miami and vegas are ASS

[oblique stream]

ive never passed European part

[toxic relic]

dude i think 2019?2020? ferrari hit a pothole on the vegas track

a pothole on a f1 track

and they had to pay for it

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/suck-my-balls-mate-hulkenberg-gif-14016144051514242388

[strange spruce]

oh holy shit kf2 is going for less than 2 dollars

[toxic relic]

japan gp mentioned

[toxic relic]

kf2?

[strange spruce]

killing floor 2

[candid patio]

While I'm not going to disagree I own real estate in Vegas and I won't bad mouth anything that supports the economy there

[oblique stream]

kdeez fnuts 2

[twin bear]

Killing floor 2 is alright

1 my fav low-key

[toxic relic]

keez futs

[strange spruce]

i like the atmosphere of the first and the mod

[toxic relic]

bruh

[oblique stream]

a weird way to say that but blame the devs

[strange spruce]

the industrial ost for the mod just lowkey kinda

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

[twin bear]

U can hear it in ur ears when talking abt it

[toxic relic]

the vegas track is so ASS that the second year it ran the entire stadium rank of old weed

so much so it was in the news

[oblique stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1318930493844099092/Can_you_believe_it_guys_Christmas_is_just_a_week_away._Christmas_is_in_a_week.mp4?ex=694550be&is=6943ff3e&hm=a2a5212dae954a4e15c0aa920b51cdc0d66a855ccaae5d20f147fb9f5f15ed2f&

[strange spruce]

bled dry is just a goated track

[toxic relic]

and they had an 1h+ of random prerace shows

stupid

[twin bear]

Das how u know it's good when the music is embedded from enjoyment and not repeating itself

[toxic relic]

[strange spruce]

abandon all is just a classic but i like the later versions of it

that arent in the game

[toxic relic]

i enjoy hockey more than f1 tho

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-fleshpound-killing-floor-foster-gif-10267939350897133775

[toxic relic]

1. rugby 2. football 3. ice hockey 4. mma/boxing 5.f1, and most other car related sport 6. american football

and then cricket

🏏

[twin bear]

American football is pretty insane sometimes

[quasi slate]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/960170/DJMAX_RESPECT_V/ @paper hull 80% sale on dlc

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[toxic relic]

its fun but its so infested with sports betting ads

[twin bear]

My top is basketball ball but only because I enjoy playing it the most

[strange spruce]

bro its just so ANGRY

[twin bear]

So true

[toxic relic]

peak peak, ive watched a few basketball highlights its enjoyable

baseball is cool too

my dad is hard for baseball

[twin bear]

I have been working on soundtracks for my games and they sound like those old flashgame boss fights lmao

So hard to make a track that's good

Or one that flows with the combat

[candid patio]

I said what I said. My wife wouldn't let me throw her mother in the street at the peak of the market

[twin bear]

It's surprisingly difficult

[white obsidian]

I LOVE KILLING FLOOR 2

[candid patio]

I'm losing $100 a day lol

[white obsidian]

i picked it up recently

its so not balanced

[twin bear]

You would think bouncing a ball up and down would be easy

But then there's all the techniques

[white obsidian]

like firebug (my goat) is so insanely busted compared to like. every other class

[toxic relic]

then you add more players

[twin bear]

And then there's defense and offence then there's tactics I love the complexity

[toxic relic]

boom: strategy

[twin bear]

Yeye

[modest lynx]

It was something like we eat what we have or idk

[toxic relic]

its like war

you need to learn a lot of strategy for sport

[twin bear]

It's a rush that feels great and it's also not a contact sport like other more aggressive ones

[candid patio]

I appreciate your response

[twin bear]

Gotta be slick or ur cooked on the court

Ong

[toxic relic]

i like formation sport

[strange spruce]

noita up for less than 5 dollarinos

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-harrison-ford-thinking-gif-9928883178760218969

[toxic relic]

x amount of players broken into y divisions that operate in a specific way and pattern

[twin bear]

And good ol fashion trash talk

"Breaking ankles" one of my tops

[toxic relic]

cinema

[modest lynx]

i will check it

[modest lynx]

yup i was right

[vital marten]

Hoa fee

[modest lynx]

.

[lyric galleon]

might have been

[candid patio]

Nothing triggers me like those 3 letters in that order

[toxic relic]

slappy do you watch ice hockey

do you consider yourself canadian even

or just an america visiting

[oblique stream]

Dont assume that every Cyrillic meme has something racist in it?

[toxic relic]

its not english it must be evil

[oblique stream]

thats like assuming that any meme in English is racist

because racists speak English

[toxic relic]

moi stella and moi full english

[simple tendon]

Please speak in Russian you are being really racist rn

[empty frigate]

are we still on this

[toxic relic]

gods country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[oblique stream]

we're done when i say we're done

[toxic relic]

im never done with your dad

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-breaking-bad-i-am-the-one-who-knocks-gif-3558204

[strange spruce]

well atleast i know he wont be bothering me anytime soon

[toxic relic]

real

[strange spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972497719983755267/1087034191532802139/togif.gif

hes your problem now pal

[modest lynx]

well i posted it mostly because of car being there than cyrillic letters

which i dont know

btw

[toxic relic]

a fat old georgian man

perfect

[strange spruce]

who is a schizophrenic

[toxic relic]

hes probably balding too

[strange spruce]

nope

[toxic relic]

fiction

[oblique stream]

Kozinak country

[strange spruce]

hes 60 and he has hair still

[toxic relic]

no way

[strange spruce]

well i think hes 60

if i rember correctly

[toxic relic]

must be the caucasus genes

cockasus lol

[candid patio]

Holy shit Jesus Christ I'm so tired of that discussion.

1. My comment was a joke
2. There is no assumption in my words. You are reading things I didn't say.
3. That was TWO HOURS AGO

[toxic relic]

i wasnt here 2 hours ago rehash this again for me pal

[oblique stream]

turkish genes fighting Caucasian genes to determine whether black sea men is bald

[toxic relic]

do it again but skip to the fight

[toxic hawk]

T'inquiète pas, rien de sérieux, juste du casse-couilles

[twin bear]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0H9GCscgdkzigJGtOAJi4A

fight mentioned

[oblique stream]

You wanna fight?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/rusev-bulgaria-flag-entrance-wwe-gif-9318757

[candid patio]

It is clear that my comment wasn't funny.
I mostly wanted to know what the meme said but my delivery was poor.
Then people bullied me for wanting to follow the rules of English only.

[toxic relic]

YOU WANNA GO BRO?

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mirror-looking-good-come-gif-13594269

[toxic relic]

FUCK YO BUD

[toxic hawk]

Im going to bully

[toxic relic]

thats me

im the old man typecast fr

[candid patio]

You know what, none of you are lovely.

[oblique stream]

i can see the bulgarian genes

[toxic relic]

lovely is a soap brand brother

and following the english rule is stupid

[oblique stream]

what is love

[toxic relic]

baby dont hurt me

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-what-is-love-meme-loop-gif-7181564581532448552

vladislav

baby don't hurt me

[toxic relic]

no more

vladislav pfft

[candid patio]

I chuckled

Mirthfully.

[oblique stream]

i got aux cord this ride

get ready for 8 hours of modern talking

[candid patio]

That is the most dapper Japanese man I have ever seen

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tookie-gif-17375878877383471465

[candid patio]

Those glasses... That mustache. Let's bring this style back

[oblique stream]

He looks like Stalin but asian

[toxic relic]

agreed

[stone meadow]

modern talking is shockingly underrated here

[oblique stream]

in uk?

[stone meadow]

most people i know never heard their songs

[candid patio]

One time I was driving Uber in a high wealth area.
And this drunk bitch gets in my car and she asks for the aux
And I give her a literal aux cord
And she bullied me for the next 5 minutes about how stupid I am for thinking that she wanted this ancient cord that doesn't fit her I phone when she asked for the aux and about how shitty my car was 🙁

[toxic relic]

that isnt the most dapper japanese person ive ever seen though

i agree about the style

it fucks

[stone meadow]

uk yes

[oblique stream]

crazy

[candid patio]

He looks fresh af.
And like he speaks real proper

[oblique stream]

ask almost anyone over 20 here and they'll recall modern talking

[toxic relic]

frogski only hangs with kids

discord mod

[oblique stream]

crazy statement

[toxic relic]

thats the implication of your statement brother

[oblique stream]

id pin that but frogski doesn't like the truth

[fiery adder]

anyone smaht around here i need jesus

[stone meadow]

my implication is people dont know their 80s hits

[toxic relic]

ur right

[oblique stream]

i think thats the mustache and facial expression

[stone meadow]

i know youre 140 years old but people in their 20s arent kids

[oblique stream]

gives me real stalin vibes

[candid patio]

I'm hesitant to engage with you but it sounds like you are asking for help. Please ask your question in clear and descriptive words.

[toxic relic]

im an old man but dont lie

[oblique stream]

they arent?

[toxic relic]

20s is kids brah

your brain is still baby

youre in uni/ a year or so out of HS

[candid patio]

I'm confident that Dr farty is significantly older than that

[empty frigate]

yeah

[fiery adder]

so with the new beta multiplayer,,, the server i play on made make a new character when logging in n now its saying some sort of incorrect file gibberish ill copy paste

[strange spruce]

why the fuck do they ever get that cut

[toxic relic]

dude, your sentences are more difficult to comprehend than mine.

[candid patio]

Is there a Gen z word for using traditional English? "Speak Boomer to me, please."

[fiery adder]

i told u i need jesus

fix me

[stone meadow]

boomers dont speak traditional english online

[toxic relic]

that means nothing

[oblique stream]

Damn you pay frogski to bully him

[stone meadow]

they use a ton of emojis and exclamation marks

[toxic relic]

"fix me" does not explain your issue

[strange spruce]

who said he gets paid

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yawn-gif-25350794

[slate sage]

We pay him to get bullied

[toxic relic]

no one here has divine powers to solve your problems with no context

[strange spruce]

damn i thought he did it for free

[ivory grail]

i'm 21 and people who are 20 or younger are kids (this number will keep going up each year)

[slate sage]

It's cathartic and cheap in maintenance

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-web-of-shadows-depressed-sad-gif-16524395

[candid patio]

This sounds like a broken mod.

[strange spruce]

okay unc

[stone meadow]

why would i ever do this unpaid

[fiery adder]

its vanilla other than the beta , unless theyve added mods to the server?

[candid patio]

So "speak traditional English to me?"

[white obsidian]

god i hate that hairstyle so much

[strange spruce]

lets not delve too deep into that topic

[oblique stream]

you don't speak traditional English

[toxic relic]

the hair is actually the brain

[oblique stream]

just ask to not use slang

busta

[ivory grail]

:( I'm not that old

[toxic relic]

all the wet curls are the folds.

[candid patio]

"speak the English that you were taught in school specifically by your teachers to me."

[strange spruce]

youre a year older than me so youre UNC

[oblique stream]

whatever you say gramps

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/iwakura-lain-suicide-thinking-gun-gif-11659613

[oblique stream]

how inefficient

[toxic relic]

why is the gun like that

[empty frigate]

im done saving you.

[strange spruce]

bro its a child

i dont think

[toxic relic]

exacltly

[oblique stream]

yeah the bullet aint gonna hit shit

[empty frigate]

she is holding it weird because they couldn't animate her holding it any other way

[toxic relic]

why did they do that

[empty frigate]

they were lazy

[strange spruce]

they even know how to use it

[toxic relic]

to a child

[empty frigate]

😈

she's a teenager actually but legally still a child

[strange spruce]

hows the rocking chair treating ya gramps

[toxic relic]

thats a child

[empty frigate]

i don't think she actually dies in that scene does she

[oblique stream]

you're child

[candid patio]

https://clip.cafe//do-see-knife-im-gonna-teach/

[strange spruce]

she blows her brains out on a sidewalk

[empty frigate]

im legally an adult so keep talking buddy 😎

[strange spruce]

that looks pretty dead to me

[empty frigate]

fake news

[oblique stream]

yeah yeah

[toxic relic]

"erhm actually im 14 and three quarters 🤓 "

[oblique stream]

sure

[empty frigate]

she gets jolly and has a wonderful life

[strange spruce]

yeah in the wire maybe

in real life her brains is jelly

[ivory grail]

I broke it down for fire wood

[strange spruce]

that was supposed to be your gaming chair

what the fuck is wrong with you

[candid patio]

Oh that didn't work... It's the scene from gangs of New York

[toxic relic]

wait bro

[oblique stream]

that shot wouldn't be able to kill her

[toxic relic]

rocking chair for gaming?

cinema

[strange spruce]

so eastern european

like extremely

[toxic relic]

fr

[empty frigate]

dude buy an office chair not a gaming chair

it's made for comfort

[strange spruce]

i am sitting on some oldass fancyass german chair right now bro

[toxic relic]

just needs those lace doillees or however u spell it

[oblique stream]

rocking chair for gaming

[candid patio]

This?

[oblique stream]

with rgb

[toxic relic]

this looks ASS

[candid patio]

Please don't ever buy your children anything like this

[empty frigate]

this looks WONDERFUL

[manic furnace]

anyone ealse got issue with with constantly stressed out when playing mytplayer

[toxic relic]

i mean a real rocking chair

[strange spruce]

a wooden one

[toxic relic]

that your balkan grandpa died in

[empty frigate]

the wooden rocking chairs

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/goyang-gif-18048958

[toxic relic]

my man

[empty frigate]

that's a bamboo one

[oblique stream]

this

[candid patio]

Someone got me one for Christmas when I was 12... I wanted an office chair...

[empty frigate]

get real idiot

[oblique stream]

youre real idiot :(

[empty frigate]

you're a real jolly person 😇

[toxic relic]

silence americanoid

the chads are speaking

[empty frigate]

more like chuds

[candid patio]

Yes, I PC gamed with that... With my monitor way up high on a very normal desk...

[toxic relic]

that sounds peak

[strange spruce]

wow,whered your jolliness go hm

[toxic relic]

did you get a booster seat for your computer bud

[strange spruce]

maybe it was all fake HM

[oblique stream]

mmm, scoliosis

[strange spruce]

JOLLY IS FAKE

[empty frigate]

what jolly 😨

jolly has never existed

there is no easter bunny, no tooth fairy, and there is no Jolly Holly Christmas

[oblique stream]

like really cannot get a worse chair for a growing teen

[toxic relic]

did you have your own computer as a kid

[oblique stream]

that shit would give anyone a crooked spine

[toxic relic]

its crazy that younger kids grow up with their own pcs

[oblique stream]

you didn't?

[toxic relic]

i remember the family computer 👴

[strange spruce]

shared family pc

[toxic relic]

fr

[empty frigate]

i think you shouldn't give a kid internet access until they're like

[oblique stream]

yeah

[empty frigate]

16 or so

maybe older

[strange spruce]

i got access at 4

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-eijivision-gif-6073182353830757804

[toxic relic]

dude no fucking way lol

[strange spruce]

big mistake

[empty frigate]

bro is an ipad baby 😢

[oblique stream]

narcissism

[strange spruce]

no i was a pc baby

[toxic relic]

i didnt get my own pc until i moved out

[candid patio]

At age 12 my dad gave me his old desktop

[empty frigate]

what is narcissism

[toxic relic]

insane

[empty frigate]

where at

[toxic relic]

12 yo

[oblique stream]

at deez

[toxic relic]

at dis

[empty frigate]

no please

😭

[oblique stream]

deez nuts

[toxic relic]

at your dad

[empty frigate]

deez nats

gottten

[strange spruce]

hide your dads from this guy,,,

[empty frigate]

my tonsils hurt

[candid patio]

I had the LEGO island game

[empty frigate]

dude i loved lego island

[toxic relic]

lego games so good bro

[oblique stream]

I mean my parents had their own laptops

[strange spruce]

bro i just played cs 1.6

[oblique stream]

so old xp pc was always mine

[candid patio]

Peak 1997 graphics

[strange spruce]

and like some shitass rts games

[oblique stream]

we still have it somewhere

[toxic relic]

probably cause youre half my age dude

[candid patio]

That game was clunky ass

[toxic relic]

computer more accessible

[toxic relic]

nah lego games peak

[candid patio]

Ones after that were better but that game was very clunky

[oblique stream]

no im not 70 gramps

[toxic relic]

new lego batmam next year

batmam

[oblique stream]

batmam

[half kettle]

patrick

[strange spruce]

patrick batman

[oblique stream]

who are you young man?
Im bat mam

[toxic relic]

ngl i hate the super families

[half kettle]

you have the incredibles?

[toxic relic]

wayne family super family etc

[oblique stream]

peak show

[toxic relic]

i mean the dc families

of superheros

[strange spruce]

i didnt know superman had a wholeass super family

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yawn-gif-25350794

slop

[toxic relic]

superboy, bizzarro

its ass

[strange spruce]

batman already had one

and it was like

[toxic relic]

batman has so many bat satellites

[strange spruce]

bro theres like so many robins

[toxic relic]

he gets a new robin every year HAHA

[strange spruce]

and or something similar

[toxic relic]

its fucking insane

he shouldve stopped after jason todd got tortured by joker

[strange spruce]

jason todd is the only baller one idc

[toxic relic]

agree

redhood and the outlaws are peak

i hate damian

[strange spruce]

youd think hed like learn his lesson

to like

not hire a fucking child

to fight crime

[vital marten]

Latex over Oil

[toxic relic]

not bring a 9 yo to fight crime

[strange spruce]

well not even hire more like take one under their wing to fight crime

like

bro

[vital marten]

Latex does not adhere to Oil

[strange spruce]

what the fuck

[vital marten]

Whoever done this fucked up bad

[toxic relic]

his 6 yo assassin son killing the minimum wage thug while he beats up penguin

[strange spruce]

batman upon seeing a single mom stealing food for her like 4 kids at home

[toxic relic]

dude real

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/heheheheheheha-gif-12671258225278515125

[toxic relic]

one of the reasons i dont really fuck with superheros seriously is theyre just roided hall monitors

its entertainment but i know superman would be a huge dweeb irl

[strange spruce]

you know the boys got it KINDA right

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-microwave-baby-gif-8132296605618640582

real

[half kettle]

this isnt ai right

[strange spruce]

nah

its like

a actual scene

[toxic relic]

nah its cgi from the flash movie

but just reversed

he puts the kids in the microwave the save them then takes them out lol

[half kettle]

the baby was in the microwafe??

what context

[toxic relic]

yessir

building go boom

he put the bebe in there for safe keeping

idk what the logic was

[half kettle]

thats one tough microwave.

[toxic relic]

fridge in a nuke scenario

[strange spruce]

that one ghoul child from fo4

[half kettle]

so.. flash had to go through every apartment

pick every child

stuff them in a microwave

[strange spruce]

i remember a time when i was just a nukie and it worked

[half kettle]

then wait for the rubble

and scavenge them??

[onyx igloo]

i just figured out how to make sausage

[vital marten]

Insane lmfao

Sure I’ve seen this before but not like this lmfao

[half kettle]

the doorframes painted over?

[vital marten]

Absolutely nothing adhered, it’s all coming off in sheets lmfao

[vital marten]

Painted over with the wrong base

Latex is water based while oil is…well oil based

So it’s hydrophobic properties prevent latex from bonding to the surface

[toxic hawk]

no but the warframes are

[empty frigate]

make weed in mon bazou

[ivory grail]

holy shit i didn't know how op puppets are in song of syx

[narrow rune]

This is what a jolly not evil man does

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-manul-sun-daniang-brush-brushed-gif-1776594574506011763

manuls are peak

[half kettle]

empty head

[candid patio]

Aww I think I had one of my Christmas presents spoiled 🙁

Theres a box at the door and it says what's in the box and it's something I mentioned I wanted

How do I make it seem like the surprise isn't ruined?

[urban tinsel]

Demand they return it and get you something else. 200 IQ move

[candid patio]

Lol

[urban tinsel]

In all seriousness, does it really matter? What matters is they decided to gift you a present that you enjoy. I think that's plenty wonderful in and of itself. An arbitrary date on a calendar means nothing, so just enjoy and thank them for it.

[candid patio]

Awww

[plush cobalt]

Unless the evil man is trying to convince me he's not evil

[plush cobalt]

No, that's too reasonable. I think I will sue the delivery company

[urban tinsel]

I mean that's an option too

[plush cobalt]

Some would say the best option

[urban tinsel]

only if you win

[harsh vault]

hai sully

[urban tinsel]

hai hai floof

[paper hull]

byeah

[harsh vault]

it me

da floof

[narrow rune]

Do you know how difficult it is to be obtain vegetarian coal

[harsh vault]

hai loki

i see u

[paper hull]

butt kisser

[toxic hawk]

it would seem that Nvidia is cutting down production of graphics cards to invest in AI

[harsh vault]

me?

i dont like butt

[harsh vault]

hai jaime

[toxic hawk]

coucou

[lilac quarry]

You should film a superhummanTV inspired video of you elbow diving onto the thing off a table in your backyard

hopefully that's not too niche of a reference

[paper hull]

burger

[candid patio]

Lol I am familiar

The thing happens to be a pillow so that would be pretty funny

What if I did that and it turns out the thing isn't for me?!?

[lilac quarry]

put it in the wheelbarrow of barbwire then

gotta make it real

[lilac quarry]

even better content

https://tenor.com/view/rush-hour-jackie-chan-slow-down-gif-15709541

[empty frigate]

do any of you have zippos? i find them really cool

[lilac quarry]

even jackie chan was for the content

slow motion dive into wheelbarrow of barbwire and ceiling light rods, the classic SuperhummanTV way

https://tenor.com/view/draiier-spongebob-gif-20837177

[harsh vault]

@candid patio oomfie

oh loki, how ish u?

or leon

i think leon is actually better i dunno why i keep calling you loki

[paper hull]

just call him guy

hey guy

[harsh vault]

hai eve

it nice to see u

[candid patio]

Lololol

[paper hull]

thanks i look and feel like shit

[candid patio]

I love being comfy

[harsh vault]

i said oomfie silly

unless ur too old to know what that means

[vital marten]

Because Loki is better

[harsh vault]

omg lou

haii

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-tom-hiddleston-loki-gif-10593267

[candid patio]

I might be

[harsh vault]

it means like

bestie

[candid patio]

Ohhh

Yeah never heard that

[vital marten]

Hello there

[candid patio]

But thank you and hi

[paper hull]

shut up omar

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-oomfie-guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-bridget-oomfie-gif-16287336221313449026

[plush cobalt]

oomf = one of my friends / one of my followers. oomfie = that + diminutive suffix

[plush cobalt]

No! I shan't!

[paper hull]

who the hell is that david bowie?

[vital marten]

Is there life on mars?

[mighty lily]

how do I get perms to post in LFG?

[vital marten]

Pretty sure it’s a Fumo of that one Guilty Gear character

Idk the name of him

[paper hull]

ohh right