general_chat

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/moron-my-students-are-all-morons-dan-hentschel-idiots-screaming-teacher-gif-9545187536972341639

mentally tolling id guess

[karmic jetty]

i have a primordial soul

[toxic relic]

i like people watching with headphones that dont play anything so i can eavesdrop on other people while i do bulgarian squats

[paper hull]

It's the exact opposite

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/lava-volcano-groudon-primal-groudon-pokemon-gif-473037421114766462

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-2025-movie-film-james-gunn-gif-14591402614668982843

[paper hull]

Exercise is great for your mental health it literally releases dopamine

[candid patio]

Soooooo fucking boring
Have to dirty an outfit
Have to shower

[karmic jetty]

PRIMAL GROUDON

[rain mango]

ye it also helps farting

[oblique stream]

You have adhd

[rain mango]

cause the bowels move

[karmic jetty]

dirty what outfit

[toxic relic]

looks like an alligator snapping turtle

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slaps-seal-gif-12847659001614293629

[karmic jetty]

go nakid

[rain mango]

tru

[karmic jetty]

[candid patio]

This is a medical fact

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/groudon-dancing-danse-pokemon-meme-gif-15303248203463033312

[toxic relic]

naked excerise? yeah that's what i call it too

[karmic jetty]

groudon so silly

[candid patio]

Need support for... Areas

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gas-gasmask-training-gif-9869117694250949924

[livid notch]

bruh what zozo doing in the zone

[rain mango]

piston time

[karmic jetty]

the mask stays on

[neon bramble]

zozo is on shrooms

[toxic relic]

dude exactly

[karmic jetty]

strongest zone warrior

[toxic relic]

HAHA imagine if the solution is just more shrex

[candid patio]

I got certain parts I don't want flapping around

[toxic relic]

jockstrap

👍

[oblique stream]

expensive

i dont have enough nney

[toxic relic]

nothing wrong with balls out bro

[candid patio]

Then you aren't naked

[oblique stream]

mny

[onyx igloo]

is this how the vampire does the sex

[karmic jetty]

sharp is a brokie

[oblique stream]

yet you refuse to have underwear to your ankles while pissing

[toxic relic]

what vampire

[oblique stream]

interesting

[toxic relic]

standards bro

[karmic jetty]

do u piss like butters

[candid patio]

But yeah if I could exercise while playing video games I would be hella fit

[rain mango]

fartass probably lifts his shirt to piss

[oblique stream]

I am

[toxic relic]

i was raised on hard urinal etiquette

[onyx igloo]

the hotel translyvania dad

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAH

[candid patio]

But I can't seem to find a way to do it comfortably

[toxic relic]

i used to piss on the toilet roll

[oblique stream]

Huh

[onyx igloo]

why

[oblique stream]

etiquette

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-butters-bathroom-boys-room-restroom-gif-20654162

[toxic relic]

public urinal

in private i was a serial roll pisser

[oblique stream]

urin all

[onyx igloo]

so you could throw the roll like a piss grenade

[toxic relic]

yeah i think mostly i just thought it looked cool

[onyx igloo]

imagine a piss soaked roll of tp barreling towards you

[karmic jetty]

so like on the roll or in the roll

[onyx igloo]

still warm

[toxic relic]

on it

[oblique stream]

food is long to cook and expensive to buy

[toxic relic]

soaking through the paper

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-a320-plen-spin-barrel-roll-gif-17292725851336773648

[oblique stream]

i usually can live on a single double blt in the evening

[toxic relic]

i mean who uses toilet paper

[oblique stream]

huh

[karmic jetty]

sharp is playing survival mode

[rain mango]

isnt it more sanitary to wash it

[oblique stream]

what do you wipe your ass with

[toxic relic]

i just shake after pissing

[candid patio]

I have never used a bidet

[rain mango]

at home i wash it

[toxic relic]

for shitting? bidet

[oblique stream]

You wash your ass

[onyx igloo]

do you think it would explode outwards or would it just expel the liquid

[rain mango]

bidet of these nuts

lol gotty

[oblique stream]

i am

[candid patio]

Oh for men peeing? That sounds weird AF to do anything to your dick after a piss

[oblique stream]

And my hunger bar is always at 3

[karmic jetty]

sharp are u still in the west

[oblique stream]

cant run

[candid patio]

Shake it and put it away

[rain mango]

just wash it

[toxic relic]

i have hairy balls bro if i wipe after shitting its dingleberries all the way down

[rain mango]

dont let the smell

[toxic relic]

u wash your dong after pissing?

[oblique stream]

Im going back home this weekend but yeah

[candid patio]

Wtf bro?

[toxic relic]

just shake

[karmic jetty]

oh nvm then

[oblique stream]

shake it off

[rain mango]

wtf neanderthals

[oblique stream]

shake it off

[rain mango]

piss stinks

[toxic relic]

wdym neanderthals

[onyx igloo]

why not spin it like a singular propeller

[karmic jetty]

yall dont wash?

EWWWW

[toxic relic]

do you have piss on your dong after peeing?

[oblique stream]

like a helicopter

[karmic jetty]

[candid patio]

You want me to waddle over to the sink and soap and water lather my dick after a piss?

[toxic relic]

fr

[candid patio]

Are you taking the piss, mate?

[oblique stream]

swing it around like a grandpa's clock

[rain mango]

yea?

[karmic jetty]

so u dont like dirty shirts but u have a dirty dong

[toxic relic]

youd be leaking piss on the floor doing that cause you dont shake

its not dirty

you shake the last droplets then put away

[rain mango]

it is?

[toxic relic]

who the fuck washes their dick after a piss

[karmic jetty]

ppl with good hygiene

[rain mango]

homo sapiens sapiens

[oblique stream]

i do

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

dude

[oblique stream]

dont want to have it dirty for your dad

[candid patio]

This is genuinely one of this most insane takes I've ever heard on the Internet.

No offense. I respect your dedication to cleanliness.

[toxic relic]

ive never heard of this before

[onyx igloo]

do these people have indeceny charges

me neither

[rain mango]

not only u guys shake it on the clean toiler

[karmic jetty]

how is it insane

[toxic relic]

i guess my dong is dirty

[rain mango]

u dont wash

stinkers

[toxic relic]

bruh what

[rain mango]

piss smell is not mainly

[oblique stream]

Who washes their dick after pissing

[rain mango]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[toxic relic]

its unecessary and time consuming

[oblique stream]

Just piss in the sink

[toxic relic]

no one

[candid patio]

@rain mango where did you learn/develop this habit of dick washing? What is the origin?

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/lava-volcano-groudon-primal-groudon-pokemon-gif-473037421114766462

[toxic relic]

ive never washed my dick after pissing

[onyx igloo]

me neither

[toxic relic]

and i have pissed in the sink

[onyx igloo]

seems odd

[toxic relic]

fr

[rain mango]

its just being clean

[oblique stream]

Piss in the sink so you can wash it after pissing

It saves on water

r/sinkpissers

[toxic relic]

did your dad tell you to do it or what, legit

[candid patio]

Were you raised this way or did you start doing it on your own?

[rain mango]

jesus yall treating clean dicks like its the discovery of fire

[onyx igloo]

i always wash my hands twice just to make sure

[toxic relic]

like when he shows you which urinals to use

[candid patio]

I'm just curious

[rain mango]

no my father was away most of my life

[toxic relic]

the dick is clean brah

[onyx igloo]

or i feel
suboptimal

[rain mango]

i hate the stink of stale piçç

too

[toxic relic]

dude no one smells like piss

[candid patio]

You know what causes me to do insane amounts of hand washing?

[toxic relic]

do you piss like a firehose?

[rain mango]

u dont live in a subtropical country

[toxic relic]

it goes out, you shake the droplets off and leave

[candid patio]

Putting in hair product like gel or pomade

[rain mango]

ew frozen piçç

[toxic relic]

bruh im half cambodian

[rain mango]

yall just wash it

[oblique stream]

Just use sink to piss and wash your hands right after

[toxic relic]

i live half my life in cambodia

[paper hull]

yeah u just stand over the bowl and squat and squeeze as hard as u can and it comes out like a power wash

[onyx igloo]

..
perchance wanking

[toxic relic]

bro youre right

[karmic jetty]

whats so hard about washing ur member

[toxic relic]

sinks are the peak urinal form

[oblique stream]

Imagine the floor toilet with bide

[toxic relic]

unecessary and inefficient

[onyx igloo]

just move the tub downwards

[rain mango]

they probably wash it there too

[toxic relic]

youll leave with a wet dick and look like you pissed your pants

[toxic relic]

they dont bro

[oblique stream]

too big to fit into the sink

[candid patio]

I swear I can wash and dry my hands with soap and the hottest water I can stand 3 times and I still think they are sticky after putting in hair gel

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twitter-funny-buckspendragon-silly-dog-gif-17648782533639216415

[toxic relic]

ive never washed my dick after pissing in 40 years and neither have any of my uncles or dad

49 lol

40

[onyx igloo]

eh close enough same texture

[rain mango]

yall probably just used to the stentch

fr

[toxic relic]

no

[candid patio]

You never clearly answered the origin of this habit

[toxic relic]

this is insane

[rain mango]

guys the new discovery of fire is washing ur member

[rain mango]

lol

[toxic relic]

no

[onyx igloo]

nobody washes their dick after pissing

[candid patio]

The fact that you are avoiding the question makes it sussy

[toxic relic]

fr

[rain mango]

wtf

[paper hull]

this chat making me so thankful im a lesbian

[onyx igloo]

cept you from my knowledge

[toxic relic]

no one does it cause its not real

[rain mango]

i hate being gay rn

[stable oar]

BRO IS RAGEBAITING

[toxic relic]

i am a gay man

[toxic relic]

must be

[onyx igloo]

is it true that the lesbian flag kinda looks like bacon

[paper hull]

guys really dont wash their dicks and it shows

[toxic relic]

fell for ragebait

[rain mango]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is insane

[toxic relic]

dude you dont need to after pissing

[onyx igloo]

you do it during showers

[toxic relic]

why is this so hard to understand

[onyx igloo]

not like pissing

[toxic relic]

fr

[rain mango]

it has to be ragebaiting, it cant be entrentched maladaptive behaviour

[toxic relic]

you dont want the dong smegma to linger which is why you wash in the shower but not after pissing?

[paper hull]

trying to teach a guy how to do basic hygiene is the modern day mountain many must conquer

[candid patio]

Times I wash my penis:
In the shower
If I'm expecting an imminent felatio
./list

[toxic relic]

your dick isnt dirty bro

[rain mango]

omg

[toxic relic]

bruh

[paper hull]

so nasty 😭

[rain mango]

the smegma

omg

[toxic relic]

its not nasty

[rain mango]

do u have TO WAIT to wash it?

[paper hull]

its very nasty bro

[toxic relic]

ok so you wash your v after pissing?

[paper hull]

what if i came in here and told u i didnt wash my fuckin vagina and its just naturally great trust

[toxic relic]

every time?

[paper hull]

yeah lmfao

[toxic relic]

bruh what

how does that even work

[oblique stream]

time i wash my penis:
before time with your dad
shower

[paper hull]

bro if u wanna smell like piss that is ur right

but me?

[rain mango]

why do u think bidet (of deez) is an invention

[paper hull]

im good

[toxic relic]

for poop

[rain mango]

im terrific

[rain mango]

of course women dont poop

[toxic relic]

do you use the bidet to wash your dick after pissing

HAHAHA insane imagery

[rain mango]

im not that fancy

[toxic relic]

nah man you guys are weird

[rain mango]

i do the hand motion

[onyx igloo]

RETURN TO SENDER!

[toxic relic]

real

you dont need to wash after pissing

[candid patio]

Many people have said many things about how I smell.
Many of those things weren't nice.
No one has commented that I smelled like urine

[rain mango]

of course u smelled like smegma

what else

ok

whatever

[toxic relic]

yeah i dont think theres an understanding as to how dongs work

[rain mango]

im leaving

[stable oar]

smegma ballz

[oblique stream]

nah i just dip it into the toilet water

works well enuf

[toxic relic]

truly

[paper hull]

men would rather argue a point for 20 minutes about not washing their dick than simply wash it 🙁

[toxic relic]

dip it in after you piss and before you flush

[paper hull]

life is crazy

[toxic relic]

you dont have any experience bro

how can you know

youre just commenting

[paper hull]

you can try gatekeep me all you want

[paper hull]

it doesnt make me any less right

[toxic relic]

gatekeep is crazy

[oblique stream]

do you wash you pussy after each piss

[toxic relic]

youre not right man

[rain mango]

eve has observation skills

[paper hull]

number one

why would you ever ask me this

number two

yeah

i do

[toxic relic]

'why would you ask' bruh

[paper hull]

just because i provide a womans perspective does not mean im happy discussing my literal vagina with you guys

sorry

[toxic relic]

womans perspective

[paper hull]

thanks mr parrot

[toxic relic]

weird conversatio

[onyx igloo]

then dont

[rain mango]

ure gonna be 45 one day, look back at this and ask yourself, why did i not wash my peepee. AS UR DICK FALL OFF FROM INFECTION

[toxic relic]

thats not real

[candid patio]

I'm close to that age rn

[paper hull]

im not lmfao yall fuckin asked me

TWICE infact

[toxic relic]

ok dude

[rain mango]

fallen dik wont be real, only unnattached

[stable oar]

[paper hull]

fuckin idiot

[candid patio]

Boooooring

[paper hull]

blow it out your ass

[toxic relic]

lmao

[stable oar]

you dont wash your peepee after urinating 🥀 thats not normal

[candid patio]

You can go suck a fuck

[toxic relic]

no one washes after piss

[oblique stream]

true

[paper hull]

you can take a cheese grater to your balls because it would probably still smell better than what you have to deal with

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-relax-aniyabea-gif-4696999326523934026

anyway

[candid patio]

(this was a movie reference and I'm not genuinely bickering with you)

[toxic relic]

i think leon and frog are going to enjoy reading the logs

turd logs real

[rain mango]

does this server not have ai summary

[oblique stream]

put your washed dong back in your pants

[paper hull]

can we go ONE day without this chat being about pissing or dicks

its all i ask

[toxic relic]

nah

[oblique stream]

yawn

[candid patio]

Well we wanted to talk about vaginas but noooooooooo

[toxic relic]

squidward looking outside the window image

[stable oar]

jarvis make ai slop explanation of this discussion

[oblique stream]

You dont want to talk about your perspective

[toxic relic]

but you complain about us

[oblique stream]

yet complain when we share our

s

[stable oar]

it has to be official, and it has to be urine

[paper hull]

yeah because everytime i share anything based on my perspective guess what

i get told your a woman

[oblique stream]

literally 1984

[paper hull]

i dont care

[toxic relic]

chicken butt

[paper hull]

so shut the fuck up

[stable oar]

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-butt-gif-4868711229372494252

[candid patio]

What do you want to talk about?

[toxic relic]

yeah were "gatekeeping" balls chat

[rain mango]

the smegma, it entered their brains

[paper hull]

truly

[toxic relic]

enter your dad

[oblique stream]

who unironically tells women to shut up because they're women

[paper hull]

must be all that ammonia making u dizzy

[oblique stream]

small dick energy

[stable oar]

i know what you are

[oblique stream]

small washed dick energy

[onyx igloo]

my eyeball hurt

[paper hull]

have you not been online before

[toxic relic]

kitchencell caption

fr

"im a small dicked chud who's never had a friend"

[candid patio]

I once fell and got really hurt and told my wife to shut up and make me a sandwich

[onyx igloo]

is this where the inmates create meals

[oblique stream]

I assume people are not actually as bad as they are

[toxic relic]

pasta salad

[toxic relic]

reddit

[paper hull]

would you like to see my dms

[stable oar]

ill show you mine if you show me yours

[oblique stream]

If you wanna share with the class

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-gta-iv-niko-bellic-gif-16068757564404490286

[onyx igloo]

it feels like hair is poking my eyeball

[paper hull]

mostly manifestos and unsolicited pictures of men

[toxic relic]

take it out bro

[rain mango]

manifestos is wild

[stable oar]

pack it up 💀

[onyx igloo]

idk where it is

[toxic relic]

thrasher talks about dms all the time

[candid patio]

I'm literally laying on the ground writhing in pain saying "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" and she says omg are you okay?

[paper hull]

ive recieved a literal 100 page manifesto

[toxic relic]

like the one guy whos reddit has his dick pics

[rain mango]

manifesto about how im a alpha lone wolf in ur dms

[toxic relic]

man that dudes dong was smth

[oblique stream]

here's my 2000 page manifesto on why women bad

get a clue

[rain mango]

shut up sharp

[toxic relic]

woah

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-relax-aniyabea-gif-4696999326523934026

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

dont tell my bro to dhut tup

[paper hull]

okay i will

[toxic relic]

sdjud up

shut up

[paper hull]

shut the fuck up sharp

[toxic relic]

there

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

that took forver lol

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-4-dhut-up-gta-iv-gif-5351783848789180599

[rain mango]

forver

[toxic relic]

fr

[oblique stream]

catching random strays

[onyx igloo]

dhut up al you now

[toxic relic]

its ok man youre loved and accepted

[rain mango]

frogger will activate slow mode on chat

tlow mode

[oblique stream]

tlow

[toxic relic]

frogger?

i hardly knower

[onyx igloo]

why she looking like that

[candid patio]

It's not a manifesto

[onyx igloo]

mythical side eye

[rain mango]

i would ask her

[oblique stream]

what a weird collar

[paper hull]

nah it is

[toxic relic]

cinema actor

the 50s and 60s had peak movies

[onyx igloo]

its to prevent her from full on charging deers

[oblique stream]

that's al pachino right?

[toxic relic]

failsafe my goat

[onyx igloo]

past the woods

[toxic relic]

bruh...

[oblique stream]

sure

[rain mango]

al pachinko fr

[paper hull]

sean connery was a great actor

kind of a piece of shit tho

[onyx igloo]

what

[candid patio]

Elaborate?

[paper hull]

he beat hes wife and claimed it was okay to hit women

[onyx igloo]

do dogs not normally chase deer?

[toxic relic]

lol

[paper hull]

yes haha

lol even

woman hurt

[onyx igloo]

so a majority of actors

[rain mango]

i had a pun

but nah

[toxic relic]

brother that was for sean

[candid patio]

Like tbf women couldn't have their own bank account back then

But nah wife beating isn't cool

[toxic relic]

not everything is directed at you

[paper hull]

its ok to back pedal

i forgive u

[toxic relic]

deer arent common in most places

[oblique stream]

[young kelp]

a rather fitting starter base this world has generated

[toxic relic]

lol idk why dogs would chase them

[onyx igloo]

i back pedal alot because i forget words can have multiple meanings

[paper hull]

real

true even

[onyx igloo]

because idk she chases literally any moving thing

including me

[candid patio]

Maybe I'm misinformed but I think wife beating was much more common place 60+ years ago

[toxic relic]

🤔 how old is the dog

might be cause its young

[oblique stream]

it was

[candid patio]

Not defending the action or anything

[paper hull]

what is the point here

[rain mango]

its ok to google btw

[onyx igloo]

shes 5

[paper hull]

yes beating women was common place 60 years ago

[rain mango]

that adult already right?

[paper hull]

just like many atrocities was

[toxic relic]

might be cause the dog is young

[paper hull]

doesnt make it any less agregious

[toxic relic]

man this chat is weird

[rain mango]

just say what it is

[raw rock]

What am I reading bro

[rain mango]

domestic violence

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120430126027526224/1271077490382733323/SHTU_UP_SPRINGS.gif

[onyx igloo]

shes also part german shepherd

[onyx igloo]

so
crazy dog

[toxic relic]

it got way too antagonistic for no reason man lol

[toxic relic]

fair

[raw rock]

Yea FUCK you fuckers

[toxic relic]

FUCK you too man

[onyx igloo]

FUCK YOU ALL

[toxic relic]

I HATE NASCAR

[paper hull]

oh sorry what i meant to say is my dick smells like piss!!!!

jfc

[raw rock]

YOU FUCK YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[oblique stream]

Really hitting that antagonize button

[raw rock]

I'LL FUCKING CHOKE YOU OUT

[toxic relic]

YOU WANNA GO BRO

[onyx igloo]

NO YOU POOPYHEAD

[toxic relic]

LETS FUCKING STEP OUTSIDE BROTHER

[raw rock]

LETS FUCKING STEP OUT THEN

[onyx igloo]

TOOTS FOR BRAINS

[raw rock]

ILL AIR THIS WHOLE BITCH OUT

[paper hull]

the moment we discuss womens issues its antagonistic the moment its mens issues its hilarious and funny

mmm i see

:nod:

[toxic relic]

ILL LAY YOU OUT BUD

[raw rock]

https://tenor.com/view/road-rage-flipping-off-arguing-rocket-launcher-viralhog-gif-14285007

[onyx igloo]

did i do something wrong

[raw rock]

LAY THIS OUT MOTHER FUCKER

[toxic relic]

holy shit

[candid patio]

I just have a hard time faulting people for doing something that was socially acceptable at the time

But just writing that out has already changed my opinion.

[toxic relic]

thats rad how did he get that

[raw rock]

You can take empty tubes on occasion

[toxic relic]

cinema

[rain mango]

it wasnt acceptable

[oblique stream]

can you not try to see double meaning where there is none

[paper hull]

it was socially acceptable to lock mentally ill people in rooms while they starve to death

[raw rock]

I took an Empty AT4 back from Afganistan 🗿

[paper hull]

life has a funny way of changing our views

[dire timber]

lays in bed for sleepy time

[toxic relic]

lay out dis pipe lmao gottem

[rain mango]

im sure al punchino suffered backlash

[paper hull]

maybe the moment my views arent laughed at in some psuedo dick head way yeah

ill consider it

[onyx igloo]

so why did old people do shitty things

[rain mango]

not to today standards

[onyx igloo]

and modern people are doing shitty things

[candid patio]

Supporting a certain figure in current times is considered socially acceptable but there are people that are permanently out of my life because of their continued support of that person...

So I guess I don't have a hard time

[rain mango]

money

[unreal bane]

[rain mango]

clams

[candid patio]

Regardless of the lens a good person should know that spousal abuse is morally reprehensible

[oblique stream]

lettuce

[rain mango]

ok now google hygiene

[oblique stream]

dabloons

[paper hull]

wdym i washed my arm pits and my crotch thats all the areas right

hold up while i apply an entire can of spray to my upper half

[rain mango]

ewwwwwww lol

[onyx igloo]

do you wash your car after every drive

[rain mango]

the spray part

is too real

[paper hull]

literally YES 😭

[toxic relic]

truly the analogy

[onyx igloo]

WHY

[toxic relic]

bruh

[oblique stream]

I hate how male deodorants smell

[paper hull]

because its a very expesnive vintage porsche

and if i dont it rusts

[toxic relic]

yawn

[candid patio]

You seem genuinely upset rn and I just want to let you know that I respect your opinions, thoughts, and perspectives, and that I didn't mean to offend you with anything that I said. I thought I was having good natured light hearted banter and I'm deeply regretful if I offended you in any way.

[onyx igloo]

why do you DAILY DRIVE A VINTAGE PORSCHE

[paper hull]

because my wife has the BMW

[toxic relic]

fr

sounds like a rich issue

[paper hull]

who said i had an issue

[oblique stream]

I drive the coal loaded locomotive each day for groceries

dont see a problem

[rain mango]

waw

[paper hull]

sounds like ur creating problems in ur own mind

[onyx igloo]

i use my horse carriage

[paper hull]

truly a prison

must be sad

[toxic relic]

the viewing of ammunition in wt is hilarious

[onyx igloo]

this happens alot

[oblique stream]

Axe reeds with its stench

[rain mango]

i use old spice

[toxic relic]

i prefer the smells tbh

[oblique stream]

like any other cheap deodorant

[toxic relic]

anything fresh and woody

and or

[onyx igloo]

wood

[paper hull]

every morning the stomping of 100 hooves wakes me up

[onyx igloo]

peenor

[oblique stream]

i say same about your dad

[paper hull]

god i hate horses

[rain mango]

the woody old spice is great yea

[toxic relic]

dis wood fr

[onyx igloo]

you will be trampled by horses

[oblique stream]

because you don't ride one for groceries

[paper hull]

yeah because im not amish

[toxic relic]

i could never ride a horse that shit hurts your balls

[rain mango]

how did indigenous people ride horses and not have ball torsions

[toxic relic]

idk how people do it

[candid patio]

Honestly I'm over this at this point. I asked you a genuine question multiple times. You didn't answer it. You said you were leaving. The topic has moved on from dick washing. I don't care anymore. We have different hygiene practices. I'm not changing mine and I'm no longer interested in yours.

[paper hull]

horse people are genuinely weird to me

[raw rock]

What the fuck is going on in here bro

[onyx igloo]

fun fact
horses evolved hooves from where a humans middle finger is

[oblique stream]

idk i generally hate it, Old spice and nivea smells the least bad for me

[rain mango]

or maybe they had ball torsions

[paper hull]

i live in a horse racing area and i tried to date a horse girl once and i stg she was the most unhinged person i met in my entire life

[onyx igloo]

horses move on giant middle fingers

[rain mango]

fun² fact, their hooves are technically just one finger

[raw rock]

They are very unhinged yes.

[raw rock]

Deadass they "speak" to the animals

They understand them.

[paper hull]

within 30 minutes of our first date she turns to me and goes "so what do you think about horse dicks??"

[raw rock]

.

REAL

[onyx igloo]

what

[paper hull]

horse girls

not even once

[toxic relic]

your mom

[onyx igloo]

my eyes have unfortunately seen the jokes about horses..

eughhhhh

[rain mango]

legit first date question? not even joking

about it

??

[candid patio]

There is an important distinction between people that are in some way involved with a horse or horses and horse people

[oblique stream]

Either the best or the worst first question

[toxic relic]

nah all horse people are weird

[oblique stream]

it really sorts out those that fit in with the vibes

[candid patio]

What about cowboys?

[toxic relic]

i know a guy whod taste test all the stud fluid before insemination

[rain mango]

why taste

[toxic relic]

cause he "could tell the quality from the taste"

[oblique stream]

thats what dads call me

[arctic shore]

No cock like horse cock, or however that song went

[paper hull]

i hate that i know this song

fuck you

[candid patio]

I know some normal ass cowboys who don't really have "horse people" energy

[arctic shore]

It's a classic

[toxic relic]

id say weird

[paper hull]

i can hear hes cowboy accent

[toxic relic]

cause they stole the entire idea of cowboy from mexicans theyre just larpers

[rain mango]

larp lol

[toxic relic]

and id say the ogs are odd too

[oblique stream]

Ah yes, quality assessment tester

[candid patio]

When I say cowboys I am including caballeros.

[onyx igloo]

yeah i think after reading this i will take my leavr

goodnighg

[toxic relic]

odd in a "i work all day with animals that dont talk me in the wilderness" way

[paper hull]

reading accounts of british soldiers from the zulu war is both the most hilarious and pathetic thing ive ever read

these mfers really out here writing poems about killing un armed men

[toxic relic]

real

then yeah bofa odd

[rain mango]

dude

[toxic relic]

its like saying your favourite pokemon is that water one in the copypasta

[rain mango]

why does rdr2 have horse balls shrinking when it rains

[oblique stream]

realism

[candid patio]

Most of the cowboys I know seem like the most normal beer and sports neurotypical normies

[frosty tulip]

Why is that something you think about lmao

[rain mango]

is that what people pay cpus and gpus for

[oblique stream]

Vaporeon?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[rain mango]

im thinking mostly about pc power

[toxic relic]

you dont watch any sport?

[oblique stream]

Did you know that vaporeons are the most compatible with humans

[rain mango]

and the room is talking about horses, read the room. room psy ops wiwiwiw

[oblique stream]

Honestly the dolphin copypasta is much worse

[toxic relic]

send me the dolphin one

ive never seen it

[arctic shore]

Isn't it in russian

[toxic relic]

and

[candid patio]

The more I think about it I know an oddly large number of people who own horses andwear Western boots and 10 gallon hats.

[paper hull]

remember the nasa funded dolphin research project that resulted in a woman literally falling in love with a dolphin and then having relations with it

man that was weird

[toxic relic]

but they drive an f150 and live in a suburb

[oblique stream]

sure

[candid patio]

I lived very close to a place referred to as "horse Town USA."

I'm not sure how driving an f150 invalidates them

[oblique stream]

man what a way to start dms

[candid patio]

Horse Town, aka Norco was farms and ranches way before the suburbs invaded

The suburban sprawl of Southern California is a thing to behold

[toxic relic]

nah

i was bang on

suburbs and f150s

"im proud of my southern heritage" types

[candid patio]

I don't understand how that makes them not cowboys... Most of the people I'm referring to are Mexican btw

[candid patio]

They also drive f150s

[toxic relic]

HAHHAH

[candid patio]

Most popular truck in the States for many years

[toxic relic]

no one needs that big of a car

[candid patio]

Horse trailers are heavy

[oblique stream]

something about dolphins and russians

[toxic relic]

yeah im sure they had f150s in the wild west too

[oblique stream]

when i searched for the op i found more posts like it

[toxic relic]

send it to me brother

[toxic relic]

its a sort of warped sense of identity that manifests itself in daily oxymorons that are funny to people on the outside

a "real american cowboy" who lives in a suburb outside a huge metro area

[candid patio]

All industries adopt modern conveniences.

[toxic relic]

yeah thats weird

why is cowboy even still an industry

[candid patio]

Rodeos and selling horses to horse people mostly lol

[toxic relic]

and from what i see a lot of people hold onto an old romanticised concept of something while the reality now couldnt be further from it

its funny

[toxic relic]

[rain mango]

farming is still a cornerstone to society?

[toxic relic]

theyre funding the crazies

[rain mango]

countryside lifestyle will not die that easily

[oblique stream]

somebody's gotta cow them boys

thats just the way it is

[paper hull]

whos gonna tell horse people we dont need them anymore

[rain mango]

imagine horse people go to college

[toxic relic]

i have a story about this

[rain mango]

and get told not to ask about horse peeners

[toxic relic]

not for genchat safety laws

[oblique stream]

do you mind sharing with class

[candid patio]

I just think it's crazy that you don't think these people are "cowboys."

Like I've never met anyone who could possibly be considered a cowboy that didn't drive a big pickup truck.

[oblique stream]

as an exchange

[candid patio]

There are massive cattle ranches in the area

[toxic relic]

america

[toxic relic]

nah

[paper hull]

whats the best way to prepare an egg

[toxic relic]

🙂

[candid patio]

Best is subjective

[paper hull]

ik

im asking what ur favourite egg is

[candid patio]

Best in my opinion is the most simple and efficient way

Which would be fried

[paper hull]

do you guys eat egg and soldiers

is that a thing

i think youd just call it a hard boiled egg and toast

idk what america names this

[rain mango]

i do eggs with a shitton of spices

hate the taste of egg

[candid patio]

Crack egg into a hot greasy pan
Leave it alone until it separates from the pan
Done

[paper hull]

its a love hate relationship i share

sometimes i cannot stand them

others they are great

[rain mango]

theres a spice called tempero baiano

[candid patio]

If I'm making eggs for my wife I will do my best attempt at Gordon Ramsey style scrambled eggs

[rain mango]

it goes so well cause it simply dissipates the egg taste

[young kelp]

hardboiled egg without salt is just sad

its too dry and boring

[paper hull]

thjen again my body is fucking cursed

[young kelp]

[paper hull]

if i even think about a certain food for too long i feel sick

my body just fucking hates food

[candid patio]

Which... My best attempt at that has gotten pretty good at this point

[young kelp]

the runny one?

[arctic shore]

I wish that was me

[young kelp]

its pretty nice, I tried making it

[candid patio]

They are not at all runny

[arctic shore]

I eat like a motherfucker

[young kelp]

not successfully, but still

[paper hull]

yeah i get this sentiment alot until they hear i go 2 days at a time without eating

[toxic relic]

gordon ramsey seems like he could have a heart attack at any moment

[rain mango]

his voice is sexy

[toxic relic]

he looks like his blood is cocaine

[rain mango]

dont die gordon aha

[arctic shore]

Well I mean

I REALLY overeat sometimes

Like three people worth of food overeat

It's a miracle I'm not yet bloated

[candid patio]

Mine come out kind of immaculate
Not wet, not dry
Perfectly yellow, not browned.

[rain mango]

i get heavy headaches if i dont eat

[toxic relic]

must be some crazy good cocaine if he's perpetually got a fire under his ass

[rain mango]

freaking portuguese burguoesie blood line

lived in abundance for generations

[paper hull]

i often have dreams about eating mass amounts of food

[young kelp]

[candid patio]

He is a really impressive individual
The amount of work that he does, and the duration he's been working that much, is superhuman

[toxic relic]

i think if i was forced to choose one "drug" to live with for my life it would be either cocaine or alcohol

addictive substance

[rain mango]

id choose the cbd weed

[candid patio]

Thc

[toxic relic]

that isnt impressive to me

[arctic shore]

I've got soviet heritage in me, if there's food on the plate it must be consumed

[toxic relic]

its kind of pathetic

[candid patio]

Interesting take

[toxic relic]

not sugar?

[young kelp]

how is being dedicated pathetic?

[toxic relic]

hes too dedicated

[candid patio]

Easily thc

[rain mango]

gordon literally learned to cook from his mother

[toxic relic]

to the point where it seems like his life is hollow

and sad

[rain mango]

having the same passion as a parent must be so great

[toxic relic]

like bros a brand not a human

[paper hull]

i cant speak on gordon as a person because i dont fuckin know him but for hes work ethic? u gotta give the man respect

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-idiot-sandwich-angry-mad-what-are-you-gif-4169547

[paper hull]

dude lives for the grind

[toxic relic]

turning a passion into your brand must suck

[paper hull]

yes im sure hes sufferign wtih all those multi millions

[rain mango]

have u not heard of the french cuisine?

[paper hull]

poor guy

[toxic relic]

real

[rain mango]

and he likes kids and knows talent when he sees it

[candid patio]

If a genie said pick one, thc or sugar. The one you pick, you can have unlimited amounts with no consequences, and the other will instantly kill you if you ever have it again... Still thc.

[rain mango]

cooking shows are great tv

[paper hull]

agreed tbh

[rain mango]

but if thc has no consequences then theres no trip

[paper hull]

if sugar killed you americans would be fucked

so would brits

[candid patio]

This some ackshually shit and I'm not here for it

[rain mango]

erm i take sand baths ☝️ 🤓

[toxic relic]

sand deez nuts

[young kelp]

doesn't sugar exist in a ton of food? even fruits

[toxic relic]

time to touch grass 👍

[paper hull]

you ever eaten a sugar beet

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/sandpaper-sanding-sanding-wood-smoothing-wood-gif-13267186

[young kelp]

so you have THC but also a very limited amount of food choice

[paper hull]

so what u mean to say is ur basically a vegan

[young kelp]

even veggies have sugar

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-driving-serious-cat-driving-focus-driving-gif-15519638

[candid patio]

It's a tough hypothetical for sure. By sugar I meant things that would be considered "sweets."

Otherwise the food is too restrictive.

[rain mango]

sugar is carb isnt it

[neon bramble]

the mustering

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-driving-dog-driving-dogs-dogs-driving-gif-14044232648339498150

[karmic jetty]

pedestrians fear me

gettin driving loiscence is so expensive

[candid patio]

Can't imagine not having fruit

[paper hull]

im paying for my friends driving lessons atm

shes so nervous

[karmic jetty]

a few more hundred and id be done paying...

[candid patio]

Berries, mangos, apples...

[karmic jetty]

chat i would draw for moni again

(im desperate)

[rain mango]

@tender igloo

[paper hull]

hmmm but chat gpt would do it for free...

can u beat this offer?

[candid patio]

Are you asking for money?

[rain mango]

artists are going bananas over google gemini

[paper hull]

no hes joking about getting commisions

[candid patio]

Context?

[young kelp]

Waaagh

[karmic jetty]

ive lit up the bat signal

i will draw for clams again

[paper hull]

im so glad i crashed and burned in my 20s

[oblique stream]

ai slop

yawn

🥱

[karmic jetty]

the plan is shrimple

i draw my sussy jolly art

then i START psyopping

BAM

foolproof

[quasi slate]

ehehehe

[karmic jetty]

fredderick fazbear

🐻

[velvet pebble]

Mods zo is drawing sus pics again

[quasi slate]

new dlc released now im just waiting for my slow ssd to finish patching the game so i can go crazy

[velvet pebble]

Ssd
Slow

How in the macaroni, you don't have hdd

[karmic jetty]

slow ssd

makes no sense

[quasi slate]

im impatient

if the game cant patch 70 gb in few seconds its slow

[karmic jetty]

hi impatient im zerol

[candid patio]

I tried to give you $5 but it wouldn't accept my information and I'm over it now

[quasi slate]

time to game bye scrubs

[karmic jetty]

what

why did u tell me that

thanks tho

[candid patio]

It said my phone number was invalid

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-flying-dutchman-flyingdutchman-62cents-gif-24064144

[rain mango]

5 dabloon

[candid patio]

I should really get some crypto currency for situations like this

[karmic jetty]

i actually do have a crypto wallet...

[rain mango]

from my economic standpoint

crypto is such a waste of time

[karmic jetty]

most are

[raw rock]

zozo has crypto

It's over

[young kelp]

whats a crypto wallet

[raw rock]

My Crush is done

[karmic jetty]

i dont trade crypto anymore

[raw rock]

Gross and Icky

[karmic jetty]

liquidated all of it 2 yrs sumthin ago

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[karmic jetty]

its not worth it lately

gold better

[floral fiber]

Zeerol getting double scammed

[karmic jetty]

at least i dont sports beg

spet

bet

[floral fiber]

Your still gambling

Kek

[karmic jetty]

kem

nah nah nah

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[karmic jetty]

its not gambling its called investing

[floral fiber]

It's glorified gambling

[karmic jetty]

holy u play eve

[floral fiber]

Yes

[karmic jetty]

its basically eve

[floral fiber]

I don't market trade

[karmic jetty]

what do u even do then!!!

[floral fiber]

I actively blow up market value

[karmic jetty]

so u rugpull

[floral fiber]

https://zkillboard.com/kill/131933860/

Murder

Awoxing

[karmic jetty]

bornana republic

[floral fiber]

https://zkillboard.com/kill/127513006/

Or super cap hunting

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-eating-funny-gif-26188691

[young kelp]

[quasi slate]

BBRO WTF

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

[paper hull]

zutomayo dlc when

https://tenor.com/bBHKW.gif

[floral fiber]

Bonana

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[faint canyon]

saving this

[glass scaffold]

42.13.1 Hotfix Released

This patch is currently available on the "42.13.1" Steam Beta and will likely land on the Unstable beta branch before the holiday break.

Instructions: Right-Click game in Steam library -> Properties -> Click “Betas” tab -> Select “42.13.1” from the Beta Participation Dropdown Menu.

MP save games from 42.13.0 will not be compatible.

https://theindiestone.com/forums/index.php?/topic/89477-42131-beta-hotfix-released/

[karmic jetty]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-sushi-cat-eating-gif-16756932848560319362

[quasi slate]

hehe yuri

[icy vigil]

we're out of eggs

how could i make egg fried rice without eggs

[arctic shore]

You'll just have to fry the rice yourself

[icy vigil]

the world grows ever darker

[plush cobalt]

When the previous message tees up the perfect joke but it would be too far over the line of “politics” to justify

[arctic shore]

Horrible

[plush cobalt]

😏

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[narrow rune]

OMAR I HATE YOU

[stone meadow]

banned for politics implication

also do you make your own pfps

first halloween now this

[quasi slate]

love the beat while i mess it up

[plush cobalt]

Blast!

[plush cobalt]

I do but it's just photoshop, art is all random stuff from online

[plush cobalt]

😀

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-try-fed-uranium-cat-jolly-cat-candy-cane-eating-cat-gif-11812481935262476446

[narrow rune]

Hi bub

[plush cobalt]

Hello “Moe”

[karmic jetty]

its moever

[quasi slate]

holy choke

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[karmic jetty]

yommers

[rain mango]

hiiii

[floral fiber]

Bye

[narrow rune]

How do you know

I'm but jolly

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/my-jolly-reaction-jolly-my-honest-reaction-gif-5490890317762380451

[ivory heart]

Heyyyy

[toxic hawk]

not the same phoenetic

[toxic relic]

I have been shitting a lot recently

almost adding a new timeslot to my shit schedule

[toxic hawk]

Twice ?

[toxic relic]

three to four times

twice is my average

[onyx igloo]

are you still working

[toxic hawk]

interesting, three to four is more than average i am sure

most likely diet dependant

[onyx igloo]

use this to your advantage working
take extra 30 minute shits

[toxic hawk]

I wont comment however, i have yet to learn Gastrology

[toxic relic]

im on vacation brother

[toxic relic]

yeah im a very enthusiastic guy when it comes to bowels

[onyx igloo]

fridge

[toxic relic]

my dads the same idk if theres any genetics to it but its probably diet

and ive been a lot more active

[toxic relic]

real

i lay waste to toilets bro

i gotta warn dudes in there with me, rare occasions my sovereignty is challenged in a duel of battleshits

https://tenor.com/view/sewer-declogging-sewer-pipe-cleaning-riool-gif-11358434299886846170

[last spoke]

That must feel so good if you're a pipe

Must be like when it feels like there's a lot but then there's only a lil bit but it was holding back a really big fart

[split bane]

As a pipe, I can comfirm

Yeah that's what I woulda did

[livid notch]

Hales own just 84,955 Ubers away <B

[toxic hawk]

just play the game bro

matter fact

go play bloodborn

[livid notch]

Nah I dark souls 3

[toxic hawk]

post clips

[odd stream]

oh its you

[strange spruce]

bruh what the fuck 😭

[odd stream]

[toxic hawk]

so like

[strange spruce]

wat

[toxic hawk]

the moon is a weapon now or something

[strange spruce]

yeah

i mean she can just turn an entire state into a weapon so that wasnt off the charts

[toxic hawk]

Oh hey, been some time

[odd stream]

i've been lurking

[toxic hawk]

oregano

[livid notch]

I shall predict yoru using the entirety of USA as a weapon

In next 3 chapters

[toxic hawk]

i can see that

https://tenor.com/view/lumber-martincitopants-my-summer-car-gif-6276751798358201089

[strange spruce]

USA battleaxe

[plush cobalt]

I can sense evil

[odd stream]

hope you've been well ^-^

[toxic hawk]

ME to you as well, been hitting the books

[odd stream]

i too have HIT the books

started college and currently in year 1 / 4 for software Developent

[toxic hawk]

Aye good luck with that, i dont know how computers work lmao

[odd stream]

yet you're using one

[toxic hawk]

true

i just type and click

[livid notch]

Bruh level up and spend those runes

[toxic hawk]

runes

[livid notch]

Souls

Blood

[toxic hawk]

bruh

its ng+1 bruh, aint nothing can kill me

[livid notch]

Why not be more overpowered smh

[toxic hawk]

i do spend em

i hit 35 bloodtinge

40 skill

[livid notch]

More skill to increase that juicy riposte damage

[toxic relic]

lego is still fun

honebrew lego at least, i think lego overall got too strict and crap

enshittified

[toxic hawk]

i thought that scaled with your weapon

[livid notch]

You riposte with your hand

Why would your weapon affect it

[toxic relic]

its too expensive and its all about collabs, lego technic is cool but only if you use it for your ownevil

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347598466404319244/1450958071823335434/570e5a4f4b8d42189394d433e4496f59.mov?ex=69451641&is=6943c4c1&hm=09eef3f37c4fae523d68983435eaeb7fb2dba32ace415ff12722d824b8239ed3&

[toxic hawk]

my damage is different with different weapons