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Sounds like a good time to me
guys how lonmg will it take my grass to regrow my house burnt down
I do actually know an abnormally high number of mighty twinks
hey how do i get perms to post and react to the loooking for people to play with
thin guys who are disproprtionately strong for their size
i am the opposite actually Im disproportionately weak for my size
i can only lift like 80 on bench
read the pinned post at teh toop
i did but i dont understand what im looking fo theres not a verify thing or somthing
to be fair twinks in general are stronger than they appear due to how they present themselves, if we're talking openly gay ones
Im friends with all sorts of people so that is my experience
so how do i get the perms
read the pinned rules in #1019737819981283459 and #1019725562337579028
That is true
I know twinks who can throw around weight like a body builder, and I know big looking guys who can barely lift a milk jug
Man. That reminded me of fighting and just how much i miss MMA
To me its always interesting when they get pushed to a proper physical confrontation, and their opponent doesnt expect that these men got hands
Underestimating them cause they speak soft, but theyre still just as big as whoever is talking shit
Thin boys like that have to worry about bigger people harassing them so honestly theyre generally scarier than big guys
Because whos gonna fuck with a 6’2 guy normally lol
Thankfully in my area its rare, its pretty civil here
I miss fighting too, before i moved to the uk i used to go weekly
It was useful too cause the first day i moved to the uk, speaking no english, i got into a fight first day in school
i like the directions in this game "deliver these parts to the hill outside the city"
dude theres like 3 hills
which one
After that pretty much everyone in my year knew about me, some guy who spoke barely any english
Good introduction lol
hey im looking everywhere and the onlything pinned is the guidlines in those channels
those things are usually marked on the map
it still wont let me mess with is sorry fior buggin so much
did you read the rules carefully?
not in this game
read carefully
most of the coal deliveries are sent to these weird concrete fences
what game is it
but idk what to do with a statue
thank u it didnt show up for me i was looking at the wrong thing i geuss
i overlooked it too like 4 times lol
np
not surprised
how many thousands of hours are you on now
Real
Its just the only form of exercise I enjoy
Well that and running Ig
My family has a few people who are really dedicated martial artists, my dad actually did mma professionally for a very brief time
of not having a brain? 42 years
2 schmillion
Yeah I hate myself
I also go to the gym everyday
tbf cardio is probably a lot more useful for daily life than weightlifting
Wym hate myself, cardio is insanely good
eventually I will go inside
I just hate it
Ye I have alotta stuff I do irl i gotta be in decent shape for
do you think you could use a toaster for heat in the cold
pz, 10000 hours
still dies to 1.5 zombies
lol i am so used to typing pz chat
Tries to ram the wall and loses
i typed pz chat out of muscle memory
i mean a good runner body does look good
maybe not as aesthetically pleasing as a bodybuilder but still fit
Yes that's the thing, it doesn't get as aesthetic
Tbf you can never get the conventionally aesthetic body without juicing
Or without spending years and years wjth a perfect diet
with good genetics on top
Most people dont know that you cant get a chris evans or thor body normally
ok to be fair the zombies are strongk
but yah still ass at the game lol
I expected more tbf
thats within expectations
The. Theres rjmes thweebi go
wats that
i just found a picture of me from like 3 years ago and my god it makes me wanna puke
i looked rancid
goomba headass
ROLLING AROUND
AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
I bet u still havent showered
GOT PLACES TO GO
Sintkie
GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOWWW
TAKE MY LEAD ILL SET YOU FREEE
FOLLOW MEEEE
no
I do
yeah yeah
Bad puppers
weakling
one time i was awake 2 days straight
i cried, and had no concept of time and space
i dont recommend it
one day i was awake for 2 weeks
but then 2 weeks were
uh
nvm
y'all ever burned anything
A bible
Je Refuse.
That shit took 2 days to properly burn
back to the north pole with you
I accidentally set fire to a big patch of dry grass in this playground area
In post soviet countries apartment blocks had a common playground area in the middle
biblew are made usually out of leather and some weird paper
I learned that the hard way
i almost set a pasture on fire once
And this one had a big dry patch of grass
I was playing with fire, tried to stomp it out, failed, then walked away
was playing around with matches and had a dry patch of grass and then the wind took the flame
came back to a fire engine putting out a big flame
i stomped mine out unlike frogski
you should've stood there like "who lit that fire?"
I remember when i was walking away i bumped into some girl who said "you set that on fire didnt you"
I was mad at my father and he liked reading
Thankfully no major problems from that
just a large patch of grass burnt out
could have been bad but i was an unsupervised 6 year old tbf
soviet people always get up to shit lmao
Suka
well when its common to kick your kids out for the day at the age of 6 and tell them to come back at 5pm, they tend to do whatever to entertain themselves
I also found a bullet casing, no idea how it made it there
Also one time was chased by a pack of feral dogs
Climbed a tree
Called my mum, telling her that im sitting in a tree and a pack of dogs are under it
slopshit AI companies making the price of RAM go up to fuel their slopshit datacenters for slopshit people using slopshit AI to answer their slopshit questions
that was the time i threw my cheap airsoft ak on the floor climbing over a fence and it cracked, i was not happy about that
its a bubble, itll burst eventually
An infinitely increasing market cap is not feasible
a bubble of slopshit
but all bad things come to an end eventually
It wont come to an end, but a big majority of the market will fold
Ye I highly recommend getting it but do keep in mind, the game is extremely punishing.
i hate AI
i dont even know why anymore
i just simply hate it
without reason
slopshitgpt helped me fix my slopshit pc when it was being slopshit though
so i guess its helpful sometimes
maybe im a crabass who enjoys nothing
It is here to stay, unfortunately, but the current hype and investment is unsustainable. We've already seen scams such as Amazon stored being remote workers watching cameras, and there are other examples of human work being sold as ai
And the speculative nature of a lot of the companies
The actual expected profits will never match the market speculation, cause its just out of hand
Yes it will burst but the RAM cost is locked in for 10 years.
50% of all RAM has been contracted out to just 4 corpo’s for the next 10 years.
Meta is even hiring people at their data centers. The job? Remove and replace RAM and GPU components. Literally a 40 hour work week as they are cycling out RAM every 6 months in every server. With thousands of servers.
Meta alone has pre-paid for approximately 10 BILLION 32 GB RAM chips.
Yeah the big names are definitely propping it up
I dont know if the prices will ever get back to what they were
The lead manufacturer also shut down earlier this month. Reducing the global supply of RAM by about -20%
They won’t.
Every industry lead is confirming the same.
Microsoft and NVIDIA have both openly stated it’s also NOT on the agenda.
Keeping prices high = common users must pay for the new subscription based models rolling out in 2026.
Im glad I at least got my 32gbs even if it is am4 ddr4
Ceo of NVIDIA just last month: “We are not a gaming company. We don’t make hardware for gaming or gamers”
Always wanted to have a top of the line pc when i grew up but apparently thats not in the cards
Always something
Got adult money but the price tag increases
Yeah ive read nvidia is focusing on the ai market
Yeah. And 100% microsoft if pushing for subscription based computing across the board.
You’ll buy a $500 “PC” that is just a remote desktop to link to their servers.
You will own nothing is the plan for 2026
Big names, crucial, nvidia
They have invested almost a trillion dollars. Currently over $800 billion so far.
Even Epic Games is investing. Fortnite is going full AI by the end of 2027
If they dont sort the internet speed problem i dont think cloud pcs will be a thing
Personal puters will be $4,000-8,000. Pricing out the casuals is the plan
EU being the only regulatory body that is doing literally anything to help consumers
and even then they can only do so much
They don’t care about speed in the end.
Average PC guy spends $80 a year.
If you force them to spend $25 a month? Poof! More
Profit
and it takes a while
I mean if people cant use the cloud pcs due to major lag i dont think they will
One janitor just needs to do something awesome
Inagree, but the corpos are literally doing it.
Contracts with Netflix and Discord are already signed to take over the cloud based gaming space
Idk the implication but lets not
most phones are already using cloud storage
I dont know anyone using cloud storage on their phones that isjt i cloud

I was gonna just say they've already got a bucket of water
2026 year of the linux desktop
Im still not switching to linux
Discord is already selling in game content and will be natively supported by most games in the near future.
All to increase montenization. They found that GIFTS make more money than players. I.e. you buy your friends V bucks for Christmas. Not buy it for yourself.
So in game support for netflix, ads, and discord store fromts are all coming in the next 3-4 months
2026 isn't over yet
Microsoft has to do something big to make me switch
and you know what, they just might
severs us from what it actually is
DATA CENTRESSS

it aint no silly puffy cotton candy cloud
ITS ALLLLL DATA CENTRESSS
i absolutelt hate how win 11 just puts your user folder on one drive
By default
When i was playing with my friend, we couldnt figure out why coop wasnt working for a game, and it was cause his users folder was on the cloud
the prophecy's are already coming true
I've seen a story of someone whose wife's whole work just disappeared at once one day
Later found out that she'd been getting notifications that her one drive was about to start deleting shit unless she upgraded her plan
And was like I don't care everything is on my desktop
Only to find out that Microsoft was putting her desktop on one drive
Because that's fucking normal I guess
it is stupid af
i swear most major platforms just hate being good
every update makes them worse
I have to moderate reddit and the reddit app has switched around all the ui buttons twice in 8 months
Discord app also gets worse every major update somehow
I think its cause these major social network employees are employed to do some sort of improvement so they just add shit
Right in the feels
I just cant believe its an opt out
that cloud thing just never worked in the first place
why would anyone have it as default
its tupid
Our work laptops have it, it's so fucking annoying
My work laptop is so bloated full of shit that it struggles to move things like Outlook from 1 monitor to the other
Because if I save a banking sheet then go to upload it to our sharepoint, in the meantime it's synced with the cloud and the file is technically different, so it can't find the file I selected because it's moved
Moved where?
Physically, it hasn't, but it now points to the "cloud" version
oh sht that brings me back
my old work had that cloud drive thing
it was turbo annoying when we found disrepencies by the dozens
so then we do more work tryna make sure everything is up to date

First you make it to bring in customers
Then once you have your customers, make it appealing to investors
Once you have your investors, start cheaping out on fucking everything (<- Discord is here) to start profiting from both ends (<- Pending)
Did you ever get your soup?
nope
I was sleepy, then I read this
dang X content
A pensioner has been fined £250 for littering after spitting out a leaf which blew into his mouth.
Roy Marsh, 86, was resting in a car park in Skegness, Lincolnshire, when he was hit with the fine.
He had been on a stroll in South Parade car park when a stray leaf blew into his mouth. He spat it out, and then two men approached him. They told him they witnessed him spitting onto the floor and fined him.
how hilarious
they literally hang outside businesses and watch for anyone littering
spill your drink on the ground, not the litter, just water, get a fine
these guys should be tarred and feathered, then fined for dropping feathers
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lewd
both are solid games
huney 2 is better
havent heard of that game in an actual decade
or so I've heard
236 zomboid sessions this year, hell ya
last time i remember watching gameplay was when markus plywood played it
it boggles my mind to see ero games go mainstream
back in my day we had to download this stuff off shady sites
Tbf marsoc flyers gameplay was pretty censored
someone splice that video, with scenes from Iron Lung please
And again that was over 10 years ago
I miss having the interest for actual letsplays
have a fren addicted to hunie
he used to stream to us every day
and he plays that sht nonstop
Not in this server i hope
nah
Ok, my finger was millimeters off the button

im curious about his hours now
yes its match 3
candy crush but good
actually looks fun lmao
looking deeper into that littering story, these people only fine the elderly and compliant, they never stop drunks and such because they are cowards
marvel rivals only advertises shit like this to me, i guess they play to their strengths at least
Does anyone even play that game nowadays
me? ive literally never played it
the first tencent gooner type game
i never played bcs its too big and i gave no space
tencent has many
true
it turned pubg mobile into a gooner type game
but this their most successful one
When pubg mobile first released i was top 100 players 😎
i admire their design philosophy tho
I hate 3rd person pov so much in a shooter
they made sure ALL the characters are goonerbait
I also had a gimmick where i played with melee only and uploaded it to reddit, i was a microceleb for a bit
One time i got into a game and someone recognised me
his first 300 pounds
HAHAHAHA
Gotta prep for moderator role
This is kinda cool
strong bones from all that weight
wait so are u actually good at playing mobile game
That was when i had tons of time to waste on it
there is a visceral joy at bringing melee to a gunfight and winning
i was
used claw grip and everything
usually its map awareness
are u one of those silly goober who uses 100 fingers
I had lots more fun doing dumb challenges like melee only or crossbow only
My cousin was the highest ranked murky main on HOTS
I've never been the best at anything but it seems like a fun claim to mild fame
BM'ing people with kicks when they whiff the entire cylinder
pabji mobail
My cousin probably could have been a pro lol player if his parents supported his talent lol
Lol i had it when i played hunger games in minecraft pe, it was around when 0.9.0 released, i was insanely good at it
I would often get into the match and get a few people recognising me and trying to team up
It was 2014
i forgot i even edited it a bit
I even managed to cheat there, as there was a modding tool called blocklauncher or whatever and servers didn't have any protection so i could fly and get stuff lol
Was patched fast though
bro is a legionairre
I had hundreds of upvotes regularly
If i kept it up I might have actually gotten somewhere
But i got bored, and my phone lagged too much
no way thats real
nana wouldve love the rave
evelyn you're drunk
no her name is evelyn too
How do I make the circles containing the things I need to do and the one containing things I feel like doing overlap?
i know but its funny
Their name is numbers >.<
what
frogski is 3'1
me
It's just plain black pic lol
Ew mobile gaming
You fool
No it's not dark mode enjoyer
it has been 7 years to be fair
Fair
I think i Played pubg mobile Back in Like 2016 or smth
Remember having fun with it
Insane, dude played pubgm 2 years prior to it actually releasing
this game i play has detailed kielbasa making
and pickles
Well then it was prolly a bit later now wasnt it
in a car gam
Excuse me
wow this is more than whatever i could ask for
du ist deutscher?
Ich ist deutscher
Is it my summer car or smth
the OHV game i was talking about
Ah, nvm, missed it anyway
There mustve been a Version ealier to it tho cause 2018 is when i Had my First Apartment and i Played IT when i was still living at home
I could be mixing stuff Up tho
You probably are, because pubg pc was launched in December 2017, and pubg mobile was launched in march 2018
You have probably meant another similar game like knives out or smth
It launched in late 2017
It came later
2019 or smth
Yeah may 2019, i googled
Dunno but it couldn't come sooner than og pubgm because it's just an adaptation of og game to chinese laws and regulations
No idea why it went ahead of main game development though
Just the chinese translation, not the entire different game
Pubgm initially launched in china but failed almost immediately because of authorities
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It has the story
Is anyone elses game like
when they drive cars
it begins to lag
not even in like a multiplayer server
I got frenz who worked on pubg.
Kinda wish it took off more. Has sooo much potential

pubg was interesting but i never really liked it
I played it a lot
From the start down to 2024
Last year i decided to push for the conqueror, did it and abandoned the game
guehehe
xalll
yess
stuff floofie
smh
meanie
it important
actually no its not
wanted to ask if u wanted to play game
and, dont stuff me
im not food
Nah nah nahah
depends on the gayme
likes
peak
or anything really
i wanna spend time with chu
i hasnt in while
you wont bail?
If not food why food shaped?
Give me like 20 to get ready then
o now?
i wanted to plan date
my winter break ish coming up
thas why
currently i just playing tarkob today i just nomming

My personal lines:
Full carnivore including cannibal
All non human animals
No animals
People that only eat certain animals are weird.
Like if you eat beef or pork, why wouldn't you eat dog or horse?
i have tried both dog and cat
i only liked the cat
look, cuba had some shitty food options
i was hungy
This is really interesting.
honestly i would eat any animal as long as it didnt give me a disease and the animal lived a happy life
I don't want to ruin food for you so I'm not going to share my thoughts about this
fair nuff
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lmk when
i will
me who has winter break now
i hungout with my friends al day it was very fun we went to the mall and ate chinesse food
i had lemon chicken and the mac n cheese + shrimp fried rice is in my fridge rn
"Are you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?"
randomizer fridge
I hade 20th blt recently
ltbcl to be more correct
God I didn't know i was this powerful
ur stupid
crushing your spine inshallah
how long does it take my grass to regrow if its on fire
Nah i'm clearly to powerful
Allah is more powerful
Pouring one put for my Uma Weebs!
i found my transition timeline
Dave I'm back on zomboid x3
So is roxy. Server 5.0 is B42 + cutest Roxy EVUR
I ALSO TRIED LINUX
despite not being on HRT i see it as a timeline
i survived for three months
Roxy lookin’ epic in B42
Congrats!
Roxy will never die. She’s too cute
i thought bro was talking about disease transmission for a second
when was the last time you changed your transmition fluid
But I am also not doing x6 or higher population, so game is kinda “easy” IMO
TRANSMISSION
it is TRANSMISSION
oh you wanna die you cunt
ok bro
I had to go back to Windows from debian today because zomboid server hosting on Linux spooky
I miss Linux already aaaa
Linux poopy. Windows poopy, just less so
I got dinner
I tipped even though the messed up my order
cause I dont have a woman to yell at them for me
how did this dude forget my rice
Should ask them :3
wtf, how long was I playing for last year 
Bro my new roommate wont stop talking to himself
I have a 200+ day streak…..
not that hard anymore
the shimmer water
can convert a much easier item to gather into a lavacharm
and vice versa
and for some reason the shimmer biome can be predicted on where it spawned in the world based on 2 things
I was lazy and just accepted I either got it or didn
wouldn't go out of my way to just look for one
The color of the dungeon
The name of the first guide npc
they can be used to predict where its at
accurately so
run ended, not even gonna do moonlord as the weapon in the 1 first slot can dish out 20k dps
guy won't live longer than 30 seconds
talk back
im that roomate
i actually talk to myself too much
i think it's because my mouth works faster than my brain
that doesnt seem like a good thing
tf they doing a warhammer skin in a lol ripoff game
looks rad
it is, but the way the skin voting goes
the votes ain't going to this one
people playing the games for some ungodly reason likes Neon skins
this one ain't winning
crazy
the most crazy way to to say that you want more lights in the city
i got bored and started asking chatgpt about religion and ontology
i learned nothing and can only really remember what i typed
scam
Guys, how do I tackle a problem that there's this creep constantly asking and talking all sorta creep questions about this girl I have barely chat with at here? The person is still in this group by the way.
with the details you provided it seems like you should block them and report them to the mod team
Which staff I should reach out to? I prefer not to tag the whole team.
Yeah could always message the bot so as a mod team we can discuss it
the orange creature on the right
Got it, thanks.
noted for future questions
I don't mind directing people if you ping me regardless, but yeah that's always a route too lol
Drop their name.
Oh shit what happened to Omar
grandmamas potato van is to the maximum
Do we want to know actually?
hes gone?
Can I even though? 🤔
Sure, why not
@graceful beacon
@graceful beacon why u being weird dawg
rate the room set up
wait whats happening here lol
What is that ass 
im interested in the #drama
what is what
Why are her hips twice the width of her shoulders
simply thick
I'm not an expert but I don't think fat distribution works lile that

sleepy where are you
that factory is in my town
well I doubt they make the filters here
crazy! I'm in southern canada
oh cool. their commercial coffee machines are peak
filtering
i use them when i'm microwaving stuff
you could go panning for gold
like a bowl of soup
you can filter almost anything
nile uses them for chemistry filtering
surely they can be used with almost anything
you could distill urine
oh nile covered that
PZ needs coffee filters imagine all the uses
that would be fun. i'd love it if coffee makers worked
I mean they do
BUT
I want 2 quart ones
not brew a single cup bullshit
I want a thermos of coffee
oh they do work? what are the steps... i've had coffee and water and power and a coffee maker before in game
lol
I end up making the coffee the old way
also coffee is borked
make a triple strong cup, and it does nothing extra
just gets more bitter
bring back the caffienation to sodas also please
soda used to have coffee levels of wakefullness
we they should add a slow building tolerance to caffeine
jailed. for stealing jolly
yeah but the tolerance can be lost
please
like go a month without
imagine this game with addiction mechanics
I mean
caffiene withrdrawls for me is just a migraine
To quote a movie star from the 1920;s "What Cocaine, Its Amazing, and I could quit anytime, but why would I want to"
would be funny if you start with a level of tolerance depending on the job
cops,,addicted
veterans start with a nicotine addiction
what about a unique veteran negative trait
that adds a random addiction
so taking the addiction is optional but potentially a serious point tax
alcoholic malus
lost a month long run once because a sprinter ambushed me from behind, and i flinched and pressed my windows key, causing me to tab out of the game for like 10 seconds
safe to say i never played in fullscreen ever again
and after that i boarded a rocket and sent myself straight into the sun ^_^
That Shit happened to me more then Id Like to admit
sprinters are the only zombies ingame that make me actively panic like shit irl
Sometimes I forget people don't unbind their that button key
its not that the normal zombies arent scary or threatening
sprinters just take me so off guard
and make me genuinely panic irl
something running in your periphery is alarming
i think i was doing it on my knox plague preset
my depiction of the knox plague is essentially zombies on a low population setting that explode into insane 4.0 population on peak day, which is day 28
zombies are randomized and can spawn as slow shamblers (45%), fast shamblers (45%), sprinters (9%), and crawlers (1%)
eagle eyed, short memory, normal hearing
quite fun but quite boring
i find my NMRiH preset more entertaining
oh, im yapping again
apologies
Quick question, to make a roof, I do need to build up and place the floor tiles...right?
Ceiling or floor, depends where you're standing
I've eat a whole bag of dates
rat ate my mouse 
Wife: I let my intrusive thoughts win and I had a piece of chocolate
Me: those aren't intrusive thoughts
say it louder for those who are hard of hearing
did you give an example of actual intrusive thoughts
Wife: what do you call intrusive thoughts?
Me: when I go out on the balcony a voice tells me to jump off. If I'm carrying our little blind dog the voice tells me to throw her off the ledge. When I'm driving the voice tells me to crash the car into a wall.
seeing cuckoo bird hatchlings throw out other eggs is hilarious
brood parasitism is crazy
Wife: ummmm
Those are real intrusive thoughts
That is oddly funny in a dark way
eating chocolate isnt intrusive lol
exactly man, imagine being a born hater like that
i respect it
Lol I tried to explain that to her. She still misuses it
it is when you ask someone else to hide it from you, tear the room apart to find it and eat it
ft. my mom
intrusive like an axe wielding maniac intruding into your house
Sadly this is me
it was my room, so I'd say yes
insane
It could be any ready to eat ultra processed snack.
when you cook with the knife something tells me to test it on myself
food isnt that serious bro
what about business food
If it is hidden in my wife's office, I have conditioned myself to not go rummaging in there
tax deductable
if you live in a city and get paid regularly food is always at most a few days away
I genuinely use food as drugs
sugar food is my drug
I am the pickiest with my snacks so I am the designated snack keeper
crazy
i can live without chips and salty food
im the opposite bro haha
Man I would love to have that kind of control.
crisp
i hate sweet food i prefer savoury and bitter
but if there is no sugary treats then im gonna go and buy myself some
if I can't have exactly what I want I'll just shrug it off until the next meal
cinema
i love sweet-bitter food
green apples
fair
I made cheesecake with tvorog
bc it's just the itch of sweet and bitter
man cheesecake is ass
peak
If I go cold turkey for 2 weeks I can lock the fuck in and never even have a tiny craving.
But if I have a single potato chip or piece of candy at* anytime I relapse
you're ass
your dads ass
gonna miss not having it when I get banished to a mountain village
what about it
u really are addicted haha
any real cheese is a specialty deli item and it vexes me
this vexes me
10/10 ass
mouse bites
VETERAN EMBED FAILURE !?
2 kilos of mozz cost me equivalent 60 CAD
greek genes 🗣️🇬🇷
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if someone told me i have my dads ass or balls or dong or smth as compliment i would kill them
I'm bored > snack
I'm tired > snack
I'm thirsty > snack
I'm sad > big meal
I'm nervous > big meal
I'm celebrating > huge meal
Etc
It's sad af writing that out 🙁
How's that different from mother's/father's face
glob has left me
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perhaps a third time ..
L after L
same
frogski has stolen his xp like a vampire
yommers
demoted to plunger
although replace all of that with sugary treats
Who would even be able to accurately say that to you? What a strange thing.
I can not eat at all but get fueled throughout the day by a pack of crossaunts and coffee
I would
Fartass has father's ass
Fucking sugar, man
The drug
And I know it's literal poison
u got eyes like ur mother... and ass like ur father <3
its not sexual to me
if you say like father like son about my eyes
im like ok
After Christmas I'm gonna try to sugar detox
if you say it about my dong id cringe
but so tasty ...
i keep hearing ppl say this
so hard to resist
my dad and I unfortunately have similar taste in men
whats sugar detox
No sugar at all for two weeks
i might eat healthier than i think 
(me goin here)
this is false
That sounds easy as long as you literally restrict yourself
Yet another wildly interesting thing about your life
i only ate a happy meal yesterday after weeks
happy meal for a sad wagie
For me around day 3 or 4 I have literal withdrawal. Like if you look up the symptoms for alcohol withdrawal I get that

take care of urself slappy
eat fried rice
Headaches, moodiness, sweats, etc
fried rice cinema
Ask your partner to help with sugar detox
always easier to do with someone else
slappy i will be ur dietician for 20 grand
look into different regional indian and thai/cambodian dishes
goodstuff and healthy(depends on ingredients), trust
My wife is sadly often a bad influence on my diet goals.
i can even set u up for wicked 3
man...
what if, you slice tofu so small its practically like rice and then cook it like a fried rice?
theres already cabbage rice
but maybe
I don't need a dietician or a nutritionist or a coach.
I don't know many people with more nutritional knowledge than me.
I've got the theory... It's the practice.
i mean do you wanna lose weight or do you just want a healthier relationship to food
She is actually doing really good herself... So it should be easier for me.
you dont need to be a bodybuilder you can just not be emotionally dependent on eating
i knew a feeder couple 
HAHHAAH
Lol we aren't that
i hardly knower

But she has self control and will buy things like chips... Then she will leave the half eaten bag on the counter...
pfftt
ask her to not to tbh 
they admins of an rp serber i was in
i dont think about food
And now I know there's chips in the house... And me and the chips can't exist at the same time

Man that is crazy for me to think of
eat to shit
why do i eat just to shit again?
shit to live
life is a prison
Lol I have been for years. She's gotten better after me constantly begging her and also her being tired of running out of chips
castrating parasites are crazy
crispspspsp
the what parasites
my dick is now a worm
and its eating things
huh
they replace your reproductive organs
castrating u
like the thingie that replaces fish tongue
Dead ass I can be eating something and simultaneously thinking about what and when I'm going to eat next
dick parasite
paradong
weineside
but real
food is boring bro
i need to gain weight 
food is poggers dood
think about dick parasites instead
Sadly the most exciting part of my day most days
i just want 2 or 3 kilos more
my pants are falling off already because i had lost 3 kilos in 3 months
get more exciting days brother
whats whicked
get on bear build brah
no twink allowed
Can't even think of how to do that.
dieting is either too mentally exhausting or too expensive
I don't find most things exciting
or time consuming
get yoked slappy
yolked
slappy is an old soul
lard
I fucking hate exercise
OH MY LORD
that sounds like mental illnesss
MORE
not age
Zo is illiterate!!!
People have been telling me that for 25 years. Now my body has caught up to my soul
why do u hate ezercise






