#general_chat

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empty frigate
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wolfgang from dst

atomic forum
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Sounds like a good time to me

white obsidian
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but AGREED

sturdy lily
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guys how lonmg will it take my grass to regrow my house burnt down

white obsidian
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I do actually know an abnormally high number of mighty twinks

quiet sparrow
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hey how do i get perms to post and react to the loooking for people to play with

white obsidian
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thin guys who are disproprtionately strong for their size

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i am the opposite actually Im disproportionately weak for my size

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i can only lift like 80 on bench

tender igloo
quiet sparrow
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i did but i dont understand what im looking fo theres not a verify thing or somthing

stone meadow
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Im friends with all sorts of people so that is my experience

quiet sparrow
stone meadow
white obsidian
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I know twinks who can throw around weight like a body builder, and I know big looking guys who can barely lift a milk jug

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Man. That reminded me of fighting and just how much i miss MMA

stone meadow
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Underestimating them cause they speak soft, but theyre still just as big as whoever is talking shit

white obsidian
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Thin boys like that have to worry about bigger people harassing them so honestly theyre generally scarier than big guys

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Because whos gonna fuck with a 6’2 guy normally lol

stone meadow
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Thankfully in my area its rare, its pretty civil here

white obsidian
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Yeah its not too bad here

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Just dont talk to the crackheads

stone meadow
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It was useful too cause the first day i moved to the uk, speaking no english, i got into a fight first day in school

onyx igloo
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i like the directions in this game "deliver these parts to the hill outside the city"
dude theres like 3 hills

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which one

stone meadow
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After that pretty much everyone in my year knew about me, some guy who spoke barely any english

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Good introduction lol

quiet sparrow
stone meadow
quiet sparrow
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it still wont let me mess with is sorry fior buggin so much

stone meadow
onyx igloo
onyx igloo
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most of the coal deliveries are sent to these weird concrete fences

stone meadow
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what game is it

onyx igloo
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but idk what to do with a statue

onyx igloo
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got an update recently

quiet sparrow
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thank u it didnt show up for me i was looking at the wrong thing i geuss

tender igloo
stone meadow
stone meadow
empty frigate
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feeling like those little suction tubes the dentists have

white obsidian
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Its just the only form of exercise I enjoy

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Well that and running Ig

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My family has a few people who are really dedicated martial artists, my dad actually did mma professionally for a very brief time

tender igloo
white obsidian
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2 schmillion

stone meadow
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good for you

white obsidian
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Yeah I hate myself

tall glen
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I also go to the gym everyday

stone meadow
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tbf cardio is probably a lot more useful for daily life than weightlifting

velvet pebble
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Wym hate myself, cardio is insanely good

tall glen
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eventually I will go inside

stone meadow
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I just hate it

white obsidian
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Ye I have alotta stuff I do irl i gotta be in decent shape for

velvet pebble
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Most useful and has least potential to show off

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Lol

empty frigate
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do you think you could use a toaster for heat in the cold

stone meadow
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still dies to 1.5 zombies

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lol i am so used to typing pz chat

velvet pebble
stone meadow
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i typed pz chat out of muscle memory

stone meadow
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maybe not as aesthetically pleasing as a bodybuilder but still fit

velvet pebble
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Yes that's the thing, it doesn't get as aesthetic

stone meadow
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Tbf you can never get the conventionally aesthetic body without juicing

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Or without spending years and years wjth a perfect diet

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with good genetics on top

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Most people dont know that you cant get a chris evans or thor body normally

tender igloo
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but yah still ass at the game lol

stone meadow
stone meadow
tender igloo
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hahah

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one dya ill be like you guys

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oroifression

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professional

stone meadow
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oroifression

rain mango
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The. Theres rjmes thweebi go

stone meadow
lilac quarry
karmic jetty
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u uwawa uwa

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1 more hr

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im dying

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ive been awake 24 hrs

tall glen
rain mango
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i just found a picture of me from like 3 years ago and my god it makes me wanna puke

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i looked rancid

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goomba headass

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ROLLING AROUND

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AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

rain mango
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GOT PLACES TO GO

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Sintkie

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GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOWWW

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TAKE MY LEAD ILL SET YOU FREEE

paper hull
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just one of them days

rain mango
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FOLLOW MEEEE

paper hull
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no

paper hull
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why

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nobody indulges me

rain mango
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I do

paper hull
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yeah yeah

rain mango
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Smooch u in the forehead*

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That big forehead

stone meadow
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one time i was awake 2 days straight

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i cried, and had no concept of time and space

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i dont recommend it

rain mango
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Glad u said one time

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"One day i was awake 2 days" would be a major fumble

empty frigate
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one day i was awake for 2 weeks

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but then 2 weeks were

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uh

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nvm

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y'all ever burned anything

stone meadow
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Actually

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when i was like 6

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or 7

rain mango
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A bible

empty frigate
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Je Refuse.

rain mango
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That shit took 2 days to properly burn

empty frigate
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back to the north pole with you

stone meadow
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I accidentally set fire to a big patch of dry grass in this playground area

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In post soviet countries apartment blocks had a common playground area in the middle

empty frigate
rain mango
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I learned that the hard way

empty frigate
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i almost set a pasture on fire once

stone meadow
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And this one had a big dry patch of grass

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I was playing with fire, tried to stomp it out, failed, then walked away

empty frigate
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was playing around with matches and had a dry patch of grass and then the wind took the flame

stone meadow
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came back to a fire engine putting out a big flame

empty frigate
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i stomped mine out unlike frogski

empty frigate
stone meadow
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I remember when i was walking away i bumped into some girl who said "you set that on fire didnt you"

rain mango
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I was mad at my father and he liked reading

stone meadow
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Thankfully no major problems from that

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just a large patch of grass burnt out

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could have been bad but i was an unsupervised 6 year old tbf

empty frigate
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soviet people always get up to shit lmao

rain mango
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Suka

stone meadow
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I also found a bullet casing, no idea how it made it there

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Also one time was chased by a pack of feral dogs

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Climbed a tree

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Called my mum, telling her that im sitting in a tree and a pack of dogs are under it

rain mango
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slopshit AI companies making the price of RAM go up to fuel their slopshit datacenters for slopshit people using slopshit AI to answer their slopshit questions

stone meadow
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she said something along the lines of not being late back home

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good times

rain mango
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slopshit everywhere

stone meadow
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that was the time i threw my cheap airsoft ak on the floor climbing over a fence and it cracked, i was not happy about that

stone meadow
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An infinitely increasing market cap is not feasible

rain mango
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but all bad things come to an end eventually

stone meadow
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It wont come to an end, but a big majority of the market will fold

frosty tulip
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Ye I highly recommend getting it but do keep in mind, the game is extremely punishing.

rain mango
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i hate AI

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i dont even know why anymore

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i just simply hate it

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without reason

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slopshitgpt helped me fix my slopshit pc when it was being slopshit though

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so i guess its helpful sometimes

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maybe im a crabass who enjoys nothing

stone meadow
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It is here to stay, unfortunately, but the current hype and investment is unsustainable. We've already seen scams such as Amazon stored being remote workers watching cameras, and there are other examples of human work being sold as ai

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And the speculative nature of a lot of the companies

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The actual expected profits will never match the market speculation, cause its just out of hand

bronze moat
# stone meadow its a bubble, itll burst eventually

Yes it will burst but the RAM cost is locked in for 10 years.

50% of all RAM has been contracted out to just 4 corpo’s for the next 10 years.

Meta is even hiring people at their data centers. The job? Remove and replace RAM and GPU components. Literally a 40 hour work week as they are cycling out RAM every 6 months in every server. With thousands of servers.

Meta alone has pre-paid for approximately 10 BILLION 32 GB RAM chips.

stone meadow
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I dont know if the prices will ever get back to what they were

bronze moat
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They won’t.

stone meadow
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Most likely

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Out of a gpu shortage into a ram/storage/gpu shortage lmao

bronze moat
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Every industry lead is confirming the same.

Microsoft and NVIDIA have both openly stated it’s also NOT on the agenda.

Keeping prices high = common users must pay for the new subscription based models rolling out in 2026.

stone meadow
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Im glad I at least got my 32gbs even if it is am4 ddr4

bronze moat
stone meadow
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Always wanted to have a top of the line pc when i grew up but apparently thats not in the cards

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Always something

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Got adult money but the price tag increases

stone meadow
bronze moat
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Yeah. And 100% microsoft if pushing for subscription based computing across the board.

You’ll buy a $500 “PC” that is just a remote desktop to link to their servers.

You will own nothing is the plan for 2026

stone meadow
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Big names, crucial, nvidia

last spoke
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Can the EU hurry up and ruin that plan

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Like that's literally their job

karmic jetty
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dave is repeating my schizo future sight

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i told u chat

bronze moat
karmic jetty
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is allll terminals

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NO personal puters

stone meadow
bronze moat
karmic jetty
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ppl have phones cat_shrug

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we are basically there

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just put ur fon on the desk

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tada

stone meadow
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and even then they can only do so much

bronze moat
stone meadow
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and it takes a while

stone meadow
karmic jetty
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1 trillion gorillion dollars

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moni isnt real

last spoke
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One janitor just needs to do something awesome

bronze moat
stone meadow
karmic jetty
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most phones are already using cloud storage

stone meadow
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Mine isnt

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Thats iphones

karmic jetty
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is not just ifong

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dont u seeeee

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we are already in the great plan

stone meadow
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I dont know anyone using cloud storage on their phones that isjt i cloud

karmic jetty
last spoke
obtuse halo
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2026 year of the linux desktop

stone meadow
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Im still not switching to linux

bronze moat
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Discord is already selling in game content and will be natively supported by most games in the near future.

All to increase montenization. They found that GIFTS make more money than players. I.e. you buy your friends V bucks for Christmas. Not buy it for yourself.

So in game support for netflix, ads, and discord store fromts are all coming in the next 3-4 months

obtuse halo
karmic jetty
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ive always disliked how they use the word cloud...

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it naturalizes it

stone meadow
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Microsoft has to do something big to make me switch

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and you know what, they just might

karmic jetty
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severs us from what it actually is

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DATA CENTRESSS

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it aint no silly puffy cotton candy cloud

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ITS ALLLLL DATA CENTRESSS

stone meadow
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By default

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When i was playing with my friend, we couldnt figure out why coop wasnt working for a game, and it was cause his users folder was on the cloud

obtuse halo
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the prophecy's are already coming true

last spoke
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I've seen a story of someone whose wife's whole work just disappeared at once one day

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Later found out that she'd been getting notifications that her one drive was about to start deleting shit unless she upgraded her plan

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And was like I don't care everything is on my desktop

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Only to find out that Microsoft was putting her desktop on one drive

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Because that's fucking normal I guess

stone meadow
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it is stupid af

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i swear most major platforms just hate being good

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every update makes them worse

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I have to moderate reddit and the reddit app has switched around all the ui buttons twice in 8 months

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Discord app also gets worse every major update somehow

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I think its cause these major social network employees are employed to do some sort of improvement so they just add shit

candid patio
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Right in the feels

karmic jetty
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i never use the windows cloud drive

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my windows is debloated

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sorta

stone meadow
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I just cant believe its an opt out

karmic jetty
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that cloud thing just never worked in the first place

stone meadow
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why would anyone have it as default

karmic jetty
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its tupid

last spoke
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Our work laptops have it, it's so fucking annoying

candid patio
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My work laptop is so bloated full of shit that it struggles to move things like Outlook from 1 monitor to the other

last spoke
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Because if I save a banking sheet then go to upload it to our sharepoint, in the meantime it's synced with the cloud and the file is technically different, so it can't find the file I selected because it's moved

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Moved where?

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Physically, it hasn't, but it now points to the "cloud" version

karmic jetty
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oh sht that brings me back

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my old work had that cloud drive thing

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it was turbo annoying when we found disrepencies by the dozens

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so then we do more work tryna make sure everything is up to date

last spoke
# stone meadow every update makes them worse

First you make it to bring in customers
Then once you have your customers, make it appealing to investors
Once you have your investors, start cheaping out on fucking everything (<- Discord is here) to start profiting from both ends (<- Pending)

tall glen
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gonna go find dinner

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am super sleepy though

candid patio
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Did you ever get your soup?

tall glen
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nope

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I was sleepy, then I read this

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dang X content

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A pensioner has been fined £250 for littering after spitting out a leaf which blew into his mouth.

Roy Marsh, 86, was resting in a car park in Skegness, Lincolnshire, when he was hit with the fine.

He had been on a stroll in South Parade car park when a stray leaf blew into his mouth. He spat it out, and then two men approached him. They told him they witnessed him spitting onto the floor and fined him.

half kettle
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how hilarious

tall glen
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they literally hang outside businesses and watch for anyone littering

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spill your drink on the ground, not the litter, just water, get a fine

novel fern
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at least you guys have pensions

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that’s ludicrous tho

tall glen
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these guys should be tarred and feathered, then fined for dropping feathers

karmic jetty
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otag 🤚

tall glen
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lewd

karmic jetty
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both are solid games

tall glen
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huney 2 is better

stone meadow
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havent heard of that game in an actual decade

tall glen
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or so I've heard

languid meadow
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236 zomboid sessions this year, hell ya

stone meadow
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last time i remember watching gameplay was when markus plywood played it

tall glen
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it boggles my mind to see ero games go mainstream

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back in my day we had to download this stuff off shady sites

stone meadow
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Tbf marsoc flyers gameplay was pretty censored

tall glen
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someone splice that video, with scenes from Iron Lung please

stone meadow
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And again that was over 10 years ago

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I miss having the interest for actual letsplays

karmic jetty
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have a fren addicted to hunie

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he used to stream to us every day

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and he plays that sht nonstop

stone meadow
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Not in this server i hope

karmic jetty
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nah

stone meadow
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Ok, my finger was millimeters off the button

karmic jetty
stone meadow
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From what i remember that game was a match puzzle one wasnt jt

karmic jetty
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im curious about his hours now

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yes its match 3

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candy crush but good

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actually looks fun lmao

tall glen
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looking deeper into that littering story, these people only fine the elderly and compliant, they never stop drunks and such because they are cowards

stone meadow
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marvel rivals only advertises shit like this to me, i guess they play to their strengths at least

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Does anyone even play that game nowadays

karmic jetty
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dammit he hid his hours

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marbel ribal

stone meadow
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me? ive literally never played it

karmic jetty
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the first tencent gooner type game

stone meadow
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not at all

karmic jetty
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i never played bcs its too big and i gave no space

stone meadow
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tencent has many

karmic jetty
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true

stone meadow
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it turned pubg mobile into a gooner type game

karmic jetty
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but this their most successful one

stone meadow
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When pubg mobile first released i was top 100 players 😎

karmic jetty
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i admire their design philosophy tho

neon bramble
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I hate 3rd person pov so much in a shooter

karmic jetty
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they made sure ALL the characters are goonerbait

stone meadow
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I also had a gimmick where i played with melee only and uploaded it to reddit, i was a microceleb for a bit

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One time i got into a game and someone recognised me

karmic jetty
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frogsker reddit microceleb

neon bramble
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his first 300 pounds

karmic jetty
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HAHAHAHA

stone meadow
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Gotta prep for moderator role

candid patio
neon bramble
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strong bones from all that weight

karmic jetty
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wait so are u actually good at playing mobile game

stone meadow
neon bramble
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there is a visceral joy at bringing melee to a gunfight and winning

stone meadow
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used claw grip and everything

neon bramble
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usually its map awareness

karmic jetty
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are u one of those silly goober who uses 100 fingers

stone meadow
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I had lots more fun doing dumb challenges like melee only or crossbow only

candid patio
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My cousin was the highest ranked murky main on HOTS

I've never been the best at anything but it seems like a fun claim to mild fame

neon bramble
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BM'ing people with kicks when they whiff the entire cylinder

karmic jetty
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pabji mobail

candid patio
velvet pebble
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I would often get into the match and get a few people recognising me and trying to team up

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It was 2014

stone meadow
velvet pebble
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I even managed to cheat there, as there was a modding tool called blocklauncher or whatever and servers didn't have any protection so i could fly and get stuff lol

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Was patched fast though

karmic jetty
stone meadow
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I had hundreds of upvotes regularly

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If i kept it up I might have actually gotten somewhere

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But i got bored, and my phone lagged too much

paper hull
karmic jetty
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no way thats real

stone meadow
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aldo the man

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its not

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but he does good skits

karmic jetty
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nana wouldve love the rave

rain mango
onyx igloo
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gollum talking to himself

rain mango
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no her name is evelyn too

candid patio
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How do I make the circles containing the things I need to do and the one containing things I feel like doing overlap?

onyx igloo
candid patio
rain mango
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frogski is 3'1

stone meadow
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yeah, 3 feet wide 1 inch tall

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they call me the stump

candid patio
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The venn diagram of my life

stone meadow
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cant see shit

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trying to open the image made it worse

empty frigate
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me

velvet pebble
hushed fog
velvet pebble
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You fool

candid patio
stone meadow
hushed fog
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Fair

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I think i Played pubg mobile Back in Like 2016 or smth

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Remember having fun with it

velvet pebble
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Insane, dude played pubgm 2 years prior to it actually releasing

onyx igloo
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this game i play has detailed kielbasa making

velvet pebble
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Oh what lmfao

onyx igloo
hushed fog
onyx igloo
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in a car gam

hushed fog
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Excuse me

onyx igloo
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wow this is more than whatever i could ask for

karmic jetty
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du ist deutscher?

hushed fog
velvet pebble
karmic jetty
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mein glob

onyx igloo
velvet pebble
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Ah, nvm, missed it anyway

hushed fog
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I could be mixing stuff Up tho

velvet pebble
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You have probably meant another similar game like knives out or smth

hushed fog
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Mby

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Damn weed

velvet pebble
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It launched in late 2017

stone meadow
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pubg chinese version was also ahead

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bjt not sure when it first released

velvet pebble
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2019 or smth

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Yeah may 2019, i googled

stone meadow
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seems late

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Im sure there were betas for the chinese one

velvet pebble
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Dunno but it couldn't come sooner than og pubgm because it's just an adaptation of og game to chinese laws and regulations

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No idea why it went ahead of main game development though

stone meadow
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this was 2018

velvet pebble
# stone meadow

Just the chinese translation, not the entire different game

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Pubgm initially launched in china but failed almost immediately because of authorities

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Here

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It has the story

lusty kernel
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Is anyone elses game like

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when they drive cars

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it begins to lag

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not even in like a multiplayer server

bronze moat
karmic jetty
empty frigate
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pubg was interesting but i never really liked it

velvet pebble
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I played it a lot

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From the start down to 2024

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Last year i decided to push for the conqueror, did it and abandoned the game

harsh vault
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hai chat

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im here because tarkov servers decide to be upid

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grr

harsh vault
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NUUU

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STAHHP

sacred schooner
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guehehe

harsh vault
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grrrrr

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ur getting it

harsh vault
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xalll

sacred schooner
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yess

harsh vault
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haii oomfie

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bestie

neat moat
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stuff floofie

harsh vault
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o

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ghoti

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can i dm you

neat moat
harsh vault
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smh

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meanie

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it important

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actually no its not

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wanted to ask if u wanted to play game

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and, dont stuff me

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im not food

tropic smelt
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Nah nah nahah

harsh vault
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what do you mean nah

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im not food

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smh

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puppies are not meant to be eaten

neat moat
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depends on the gayme

harsh vault
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peak

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or anything really

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i wanna spend time with chu

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i hasnt in while

neat moat
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you wont bail?

harsh vault
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nu

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i have been getting better

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thas why i wanted to talk to you

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make amends

candid patio
harsh vault
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:c

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i not food shaped

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i fren shaped

candid patio
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Cows are fren shaped too

harsh vault
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but but

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i more fren shaped

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look at me

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u can gib uppies

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and pets

candid patio
harsh vault
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hmmm

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mebe

neat moat
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Give me like 20 to get ready then

harsh vault
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i wanted to plan date

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my winter break ish coming up

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thas why

empty frigate
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imagine actually having people to hang out with

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😼

harsh vault
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currently i just playing tarkob today i just nomming

empty frigate
candid patio
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My personal lines:
Full carnivore including cannibal
All non human animals
No animals

harsh vault
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thursday and friday i kinda busy since classes

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after that i fwee

candid patio
harsh vault
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i have tried both dog and cat

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i only liked the cat

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look, cuba had some shitty food options

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i was hungy

onyx igloo
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i had some cuban shredded pork

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with some yellow rice

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it was good

candid patio
onyx igloo
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honestly i would eat any animal as long as it didnt give me a disease and the animal lived a happy life

candid patio
onyx igloo
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fair nuff

onyx igloo
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embed fail

stable oar
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embed fail

neat moat
harsh vault
onyx igloo
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me who has winter break now

ebon rapids
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i hungout with my friends al day it was very fun we went to the mall and ate chinesse food

onyx igloo
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i made some chinese skewered beef recently

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it was good

ebon rapids
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"Are you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?"

oblique stream
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ltbcl to be more correct

ivory grail
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God I didn't know i was this powerful

rain mango
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ur stupid

rain mango
neat moat
sturdy lily
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how long does it take my grass to regrow if its on fire

empty frigate
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burnt grass takes like forever

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same with when you take dirt

ivory grail
neat moat
bronze moat
rain mango
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i found my transition timeline

neat moat
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your trasmition?

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Changing that isnt too difficult

dire timber
bronze moat
rain mango
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my transition timeline

dire timber
#

I ALSO TRIED LINUX

bronze moat
rain mango
#

despite not being on HRT i see it as a timeline

dire timber
#

i survived for three months

bronze moat
#

Roxy lookin’ epic in B42

bronze moat
bronze moat
onyx igloo
neat moat
bronze moat
#

But I am also not doing x6 or higher population, so game is kinda “easy” IMO

onyx igloo
#

it is TRANSMISSION

ivory heart
#

Trans

#

❤️

rain mango
neat moat
dire timber
#

I miss Linux already aaaa

bronze moat
#

Linux poopy. Windows poopy, just less so

tall glen
#

I got dinner

#

I tipped even though the messed up my order

#

cause I dont have a woman to yell at them for me

#

how did this dude forget my rice

dire timber
#

Should ask them :3

tall glen
#

I cannot complain

#

I was raised stoic

#

no emotions no complaints, no joy

young kelp
#

wtf, how long was I playing for last year Loremaster_Oh

tall glen
#

I cant show mine,

#

but I have games running for 2 weeks without shutdown sometimes

young kelp
#

tf are the red bars for

simple bear
#

Bro my new roommate wont stop talking to himself

bronze moat
#

I have a 200+ day streak…..

young kelp
#

the shimmer water

#

can convert a much easier item to gather into a lavacharm

#

and vice versa

#

and for some reason the shimmer biome can be predicted on where it spawned in the world based on 2 things

neon bramble
#

I was lazy and just accepted I either got it or didn

#

wouldn't go out of my way to just look for one

young kelp
#

The color of the dungeon
The name of the first guide npc

#

they can be used to predict where its at

#

accurately so

neon bramble
#

lmao

#

thats crazy

young kelp
#

run ended, not even gonna do moonlord as the weapon in the 1 first slot can dish out 20k dps

#

guy won't live longer than 30 seconds

toxic relic
empty frigate
#

i actually talk to myself too much

#

i think it's because my mouth works faster than my brain

toxic relic
#

that doesnt seem like a good thing

young kelp
#

tf they doing a warhammer skin in a lol ripoff game

toxic relic
#

looks rad

young kelp
#

it is, but the way the skin voting goes

#

the votes ain't going to this one

#

people playing the games for some ungodly reason likes Neon skins

#

this one ain't winning

toxic relic
#

crazy

neat moat
#

crazy?

#

I was crazy once....

ivory grail
#

the most crazy way to to say that you want more lights in the city

rain mango
#

i got bored and started asking chatgpt about religion and ontology

#

i learned nothing and can only really remember what i typed

#

scam

candid patio
#

i just bought 1000 coffee filters

#

you think my wife is gonna be mad?

modern cloud
#

Guys, how do I tackle a problem that there's this creep constantly asking and talking all sorta creep questions about this girl I have barely chat with at here? The person is still in this group by the way.

candid patio
modern cloud
candid patio
#

ugh i hate that question.

#

but in this case... @lilac quarry

#

we need a grownup

lilac quarry
#

Yeah could always message the bot so as a mod team we can discuss it

#

the orange creature on the right

modern cloud
#

Got it, thanks.

candid patio
lilac quarry
#

I don't mind directing people if you ping me regardless, but yeah that's always a route too lol

fathom igloo
#

Oh shit what happened to Omar

onyx igloo
raw rock
harsh vault
modern cloud
raw rock
modern cloud
raw rock
#

@graceful beacon why u being weird dawg

rain mango
#

rate the room set up

rain mango
arctic shore
rain mango
#

im interested in the #drama

rain mango
arctic shore
#

Why are her hips twice the width of her shoulders

rain mango
#

simply thick

arctic shore
#

I'm not an expert but I don't think fat distribution works lile that stressed stressed

rain mango
#

again

#

simply thick

tall glen
#

that factory is in my town

#

well I doubt they make the filters here

candid patio
tall glen
#

they are probably canadian

#

they make the coffee machines in my town

candid patio
#

oh cool. their commercial coffee machines are peak

tall glen
#

true

#

coffee filters have many uses

#

like, uh

oblique stream
#

filtering

candid patio
#

i use them when i'm microwaving stuff

tall glen
#

you could go panning for gold

candid patio
#

like a bowl of soup

oblique stream
#

you can filter almost anything

candid patio
#

i use them to keep the soup mess

#

from getting all over the microwave

oblique stream
#

nile uses them for chemistry filtering

#

surely they can be used with almost anything

tall glen
#

you could distill urine

#

oh nile covered that

#

PZ needs coffee filters imagine all the uses

candid patio
#

that would be fun. i'd love it if coffee makers worked

tall glen
#

I mean they do

#

BUT

#

I want 2 quart ones

#

not brew a single cup bullshit

#

I want a thermos of coffee

candid patio
#

oh they do work? what are the steps... i've had coffee and water and power and a coffee maker before in game

tall glen
#

have I ever successfully used them, no

#

they should work though

candid patio
#

lol

tall glen
#

I end up making the coffee the old way

#

also coffee is borked

#

make a triple strong cup, and it does nothing extra

#

just gets more bitter

#

bring back the caffienation to sodas also please

#

soda used to have coffee levels of wakefullness

oblique stream
#

we they should add a slow building tolerance to caffeine

neon bramble
tall glen
#

yeah but the tolerance can be lost

#

please

#

like go a month without

#

imagine this game with addiction mechanics

neon bramble
#

withrawal

#

so people can't just ignore it

tall glen
#

I mean

#

caffiene withrdrawls for me is just a migraine

#

To quote a movie star from the 1920;s "What Cocaine, Its Amazing, and I could quit anytime, but why would I want to"

neon bramble
#

would be funny if you start with a level of tolerance depending on the job

tall glen
#

cops,,addicted

neon bramble
#

first responders, medical personnel

#

security guards

tall glen
#

veterans start with a nicotine addiction

neon bramble
#

what about a unique veteran negative trait

#

that adds a random addiction

#

so taking the addiction is optional but potentially a serious point tax

tall glen
#

alcoholic malus

rain mango
#

lost a month long run once because a sprinter ambushed me from behind, and i flinched and pressed my windows key, causing me to tab out of the game for like 10 seconds

#

safe to say i never played in fullscreen ever again

#

and after that i boarded a rocket and sent myself straight into the sun ^_^

hushed fog
rain mango
#

sprinters are the only zombies ingame that make me actively panic like shit irl

last spoke
#

Sometimes I forget people don't unbind their that button key

rain mango
#

its not that the normal zombies arent scary or threatening

#

sprinters just take me so off guard

#

and make me genuinely panic irl

neon bramble
#

something running in your periphery is alarming

rain mango
#

i think i was doing it on my knox plague preset

#

my depiction of the knox plague is essentially zombies on a low population setting that explode into insane 4.0 population on peak day, which is day 28

#

zombies are randomized and can spawn as slow shamblers (45%), fast shamblers (45%), sprinters (9%), and crawlers (1%)

#

eagle eyed, short memory, normal hearing

#

quite fun but quite boring

#

i find my NMRiH preset more entertaining

#

oh, im yapping again

#

apologies

charred spire
#

Quick question, to make a roof, I do need to build up and place the floor tiles...right?

last spoke
#

Ceiling or floor, depends where you're standing

tall glen
#

I've eat a whole bag of dates

icy vigil
#

rat ate my mouse tired

candid patio
#

Wife: I let my intrusive thoughts win and I had a piece of chocolate
Me: those aren't intrusive thoughts

rancid heath
neon bramble
#

did you give an example of actual intrusive thoughts

candid patio
toxic relic
#

seeing cuckoo bird hatchlings throw out other eggs is hilarious

#

brood parasitism is crazy

toxic relic
#

Those are real intrusive thoughts

candid patio
toxic relic
#

eating chocolate isnt intrusive lol

toxic relic
#

i respect it

candid patio
#

Lol I tried to explain that to her. She still misuses it

neon bramble
#

ft. my mom

toxic relic
#

intrusive like an axe wielding maniac intruding into your house

candid patio
toxic relic
#

bruh

#

i dont think ive had chocolate in a few years

neon bramble
toxic relic
#

insane

candid patio
oblique stream
toxic relic
#

food isnt that serious bro

oblique stream
#

what about business food

candid patio
#

If it is hidden in my wife's office, I have conditioned myself to not go rummaging in there

neon bramble
#

tax deductable

toxic relic
#

if you live in a city and get paid regularly food is always at most a few days away

candid patio
oblique stream
#

sugar food is my drug

neon bramble
toxic relic
oblique stream
#

i can live without chips and salty food

toxic relic
#

im the opposite bro haha

candid patio
karmic jetty
#

crisp

neon bramble
#

its less control

#

and more

toxic relic
#

i hate sweet food i prefer savoury and bitter

oblique stream
#

but if there is no sugary treats then im gonna go and buy myself some

neon bramble
#

if I can't have exactly what I want I'll just shrug it off until the next meal

toxic relic
#

cinema

oblique stream
#

green apples

toxic relic
#

fair

oblique stream
#

There is an apple thats literally called lemony

#

and i eat it green

neon bramble
#

I made cheesecake with tvorog

oblique stream
#

bc it's just the itch of sweet and bitter

toxic relic
#

man cheesecake is ass

oblique stream
candid patio
# toxic relic crazy

If I go cold turkey for 2 weeks I can lock the fuck in and never even have a tiny craving.

But if I have a single potato chip or piece of candy at* anytime I relapse

oblique stream
#

you're ass

toxic relic
#

your dads ass

neon bramble
oblique stream
neon bramble
#

any real cheese is a specialty deli item and it vexes me

oblique stream
#

this vexes me

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

mouse bites

oblique stream
#

hoorah

neon bramble
#

2 kilos of mozz cost me equivalent 60 CAD

oblique stream
#

greek genes 🗣️🇬🇷

karmic jetty
#

that is UNPOSSIBLE

#

lemme try another

toxic relic
#

if someone told me i have my dads ass or balls or dong or smth as compliment i would kill them

karmic jetty
#

it works

#

wiwiwi

#

maybe i should try the same thing and expect a diff result

candid patio
# toxic relic u really are addicted haha

I'm bored > snack
I'm tired > snack
I'm thirsty > snack
I'm sad > big meal
I'm nervous > big meal
I'm celebrating > huge meal
Etc

It's sad af writing that out 🙁

oblique stream
karmic jetty
#

glob has left me

oblique stream
karmic jetty
#

perhaps a third time ..

oblique stream
#

L after L

neon bramble
#

frogski has stolen his xp like a vampire

neon bramble
#

demoted to plunger

oblique stream
#

although replace all of that with sugary treats

candid patio
oblique stream
#

I can not eat at all but get fueled throughout the day by a pack of crossaunts and coffee

oblique stream
#

Fartass has father's ass

candid patio
oblique stream
#

The drug

candid patio
#

And I know it's literal poison

karmic jetty
#

u got eyes like ur mother... and ass like ur father <3

toxic relic
#

if you say like father like son about my eyes

#

im like ok

candid patio
#

After Christmas I'm gonna try to sugar detox

toxic relic
#

if you say it about my dong id cringe

oblique stream
karmic jetty
oblique stream
#

so hard to resist

toxic relic
oblique stream
#

whats sugar detox

candid patio
karmic jetty
#

i might eat healthier than i think thinkcat
(me goin here)

toxic relic
#

i fear ever meeting a guy who hes dated before

#

zo all u eat is maccas

karmic jetty
#

this is false

oblique stream
candid patio
karmic jetty
#

i only ate a happy meal yesterday after weeks

oblique stream
#

you can also ask your partner to help

#

no shame in that

oblique stream
candid patio
karmic jetty
karmic jetty
#

take care of urself slappy

young kelp
#

eat fried rice

candid patio
#

Headaches, moodiness, sweats, etc

toxic relic
#

fried rice cinema

karmic jetty
#

rice wouldnt be good

#

glucoss

#

cGlucose

#

yss

toxic relic
#

ok fried tofu and veg

#

stir fry

oblique stream
#

always easier to do with someone else

karmic jetty
#

slappy i will be ur dietician for 20 grand

toxic relic
#

look into different regional indian and thai/cambodian dishes

young kelp
#

goodstuff and healthy(depends on ingredients), trust

candid patio
karmic jetty
#

i can even set u up for wicked 3

toxic relic
#

is your wife a feeder or what

#

no dont lose weight youre so sexy aha

young kelp
oblique stream
#

feeder?

#

I hardly knower

toxic relic
#

i hardly knwoer

#

knwoer

toxic relic
#

but maybe

candid patio
toxic relic
#

i mean do you wanna lose weight or do you just want a healthier relationship to food

candid patio
toxic relic
#

you dont need to be a bodybuilder you can just not be emotionally dependent on eating

karmic jetty
#

i knew a feeder couple otag

toxic relic
#

HAHHAAH

candid patio
#

Lol we aren't that

oblique stream
#

feeder couple?

#

i hardly knower

toxic relic
#

i hardly knower

karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

yeah

#

thats crazy tho

#

zos social life must be wild

candid patio
#

But she has self control and will buy things like chips... Then she will leave the half eaten bag on the counter...

karmic jetty
#

pfftt

karmic jetty
#

they admins of an rp serber i was in

toxic relic
#

i dont think about food

candid patio
#

And now I know there's chips in the house... And me and the chips can't exist at the same time

toxic relic
candid patio
oblique stream
#

serber?

#

i hardly knower

toxic relic
#

thats one step away from vrchat family

#

i hardly knower

karmic jetty
#

live to eat

oblique stream
#

eat to shit

toxic relic
#

why do i eat just to shit again?

oblique stream
#

shit to live

toxic relic
#

life is a prison

candid patio
toxic relic
#

castrating parasites are crazy

karmic jetty
#

crispspspsp

oblique stream
#

the what parasites

toxic relic
#

my dick is now a worm panic and its eating things

karmic jetty
#

u should gib em to me

#

the crisps

#

i dont want the parasite

toxic relic
#

castrating u

karmic jetty
#

like the thingie that replaces fish tongue

candid patio
#

Dead ass I can be eating something and simultaneously thinking about what and when I'm going to eat next

oblique stream
#

dick parasite

karmic jetty
#

paradong

toxic relic
#

one eyed monster

oblique stream
#

weineside

toxic relic
#

but real

oblique stream
#

i need to gain weight tired

karmic jetty
#

food is poggers dood

toxic relic
#

think about dick parasites instead

candid patio
toxic relic
#

pogger?

#

i hardly knower

karmic jetty
oblique stream
#

my pants are falling off already because i had lost 3 kilos in 3 months

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

bruh

#

sharp were u in wicked 2

oblique stream
#

whats whicked

toxic relic
#

no twink allowed

candid patio
oblique stream
#

dieting is either too mentally exhausting or too expensive

candid patio
#

I don't find most things exciting

oblique stream
#

or time consuming

karmic jetty
#

get yoked slappy

oblique stream
#

yolked

rain mango
#

slappy is an old soul

karmic jetty
#

sharp arent u in food central

#

eat mord

#

mlre

rain mango
#

lard

candid patio
karmic jetty
#

OH MY LORD

toxic relic
#

that sounds like mental illnesss

karmic jetty
#

MORE

toxic relic
#

not age

oblique stream
#

Zo is illiterate!!!

toxic relic
#

i like it

#

its a fun hobby

candid patio
karmic jetty
#

why do u hate ezercise