#general_chat

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quartz plank
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I refuse to believe theres no musky fish taste

tender igloo
novel fern
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gator does taste a lot like chicken

tender igloo
novel fern
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even without all the usual seasonings

tender igloo
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its yummers

quartz plank
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oh well yeah im talking about the natural flacor

novel fern
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i’ve had gator and alligator snapping turtle

tender igloo
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whats snapper turtle taste like?

quartz plank
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Cuz with fish you can literally taste the swamp lol

novel fern
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the snapping turtle has like 4-5 different colors of meat, and some meat has a distinct taste and some is kinda chicken adjacent

quartz plank
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What

novel fern
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when you butcher a snapping turtle there’s light and dark meat in like 4-5 different shades

shrewd smelt
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You eat turtles? Sounds evil.

novel fern
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yeah go pet a snapper

tender igloo
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dark meats the best flavors

novel fern
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they’re so friendly, give them a pet

quartz plank
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straight oil

tender igloo
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depends on the fish i guess

quartz plank
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mackerel, tuna

tender igloo
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i wouldnt know i have been spoiled by fishing from living in alaska lol

onyx igloo
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salmons one of my favorite fish so far

shrewd smelt
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Kilt is a turtlehater.

tender igloo
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fish down here tastes like dirt to me

quartz plank
onyx igloo
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no

shrewd smelt
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Salmon with some hot sauce.

onyx igloo
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not yet

quartz plank
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you need to

tender igloo
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i dont like tuna

noble brook
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a little too much freetime this summer it seems

novel fern
quartz plank
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its so good

tender igloo
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i can see why people like but i think theres better fish out there for what i personally like

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i dont even like halibut really

quartz plank
novel fern
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tuna’s my least favorite

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all ocean food i’m adverse to

quartz plank
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Tuna steak might be my favorite piece of fish ever

noble brook
tender igloo
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salmon is my favorites!

quartz plank
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Yeah its between salmon and tuna steak

shrewd smelt
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Tilapia might be cheap but it's pretty good.

tender igloo
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and pike is good and and dolly vardens

novel fern
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catfish is where it’s at

shrewd smelt
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Ah hell no

novel fern
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hell yes

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fuck fishing at night i’ll tackle that catfish and bring it up like a football

shrewd smelt
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Catfish when raised in captivity is terrible. Gotta catch it yourself.

novel fern
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well duh

quartz plank
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Carp is the worst fish

noble brook
shrewd smelt
quartz plank
novel fern
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i farm magikarp for xp unless i get a shiny

novel fern
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in pokemon HG and platinum i just repeatedly cast the old rod and battle every not shiny magikarp for xp

quartz plank
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In some countries you need to kill carp if you catch it

novel fern
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carp isn’t even bad eating fish

quartz plank
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its a pest

novel fern
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people just don’t like catching the same fish over and over

noble brook
quartz plank
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Carp also tastes bad so

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Just nuke it

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deploy atomic bombs

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I hate carp

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Warband wins every year 💔

quasi slate
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Yikes

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Phone ram will go to 4GB next year

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Phones going from 24gb of ram to 4 is insane

ivory grail
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I feel like this is a very dumb idea i have and this will cause the down fall of my city before it truly rise

novel fern
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consumers are gonna have consumer tantrums when they upgrade to a -20 Gb RAM phone and it’s slower

onyx igloo
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no.

boreal root
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Its just like seeing her... for the first time... (ik its not rimworld, a man can dream)

novel fern
boreal root
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Aw epic embed fail

vital marten
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My dad hasn’t been able to get his pain medication for 3 weeks now because TEXAS is in the middle of a class action lawsuit with Tylenol, stating they marketed it deceptively and it causes autism

novel fern
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lmao

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sounds like texas

vital marten
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ts gonna end up causing a local opioid crisis when people gotta switch to harder pain medication because their meds are no longer accessible

novel fern
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that sucks tho

onyx igloo
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im not upgrading

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ill keep my current phone thank you very much

onyx igloo
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so... why did we randomly say tylenol causes autism?

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and.. why is autism treated like the worst thing you can get?

unreal bane
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Someone's child probably got diagnosed late, and Tylenol was convenient since they probably dodged the vax as well.

novel fern
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nah, everybody’s a little autistic and tylenol is the only med pregnant women can take without health risks

onyx igloo
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is autism really that bad though lmao

novel fern
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they’re just trying to make neurotypical “average” even though there is no 50%+ majority of neurological conditions, so if a majority of people aren’t neurotypical they need a reason why

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they’re going to criminalize tylenol and autism diagnosis’s at the same time then point to the work they did as a success

unreal bane
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(I'm heading back to work, please be mindful not to foray too deep into the political side)

novel fern
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like doctors will be punished soon

quiet siren
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Sensory overload sucks but I don't think it's NEARLY as big of an issue as a lot of people crack it up to be, like it gets weird

novel fern
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true i don’t want politic banned

ivory grail
quiet siren
glad ridge
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Sensory overload is very subjective, as are most symptoms relating to the spectrum. Hence why it is a spectrum. It can be crippling for some, whilst being fairly manageable for others.

vital marten
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herd thinking

quiet siren
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Yeah, it's a spectrum so I'm only one example

last spoke
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I'm like, fine with fast paced games, but then like if I hear 6 people speak at the same time it puts me out of commission for like 15 minutes

vital marten
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its that time of the year

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replay

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I guess it don't embed lol

quiet siren
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I think I'm somewhere in-between on that, if I can't find a way to calm down pretty quick when things start getting overwhelming I will almost certainly have a really bad day but otherwise I'm okay, it's mostly sound that gets to me

onyx igloo
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it just sounds like "hub bub bub" for a few seconds and then i start hearing intelligible words

last spoke
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During the Siege of super earth I was in a 4 stack along with a bigger call that had been working on the ARG leading up to it
At one point, 6 people all tried to talk at once, nobody's fault, but it just like tbh_explode

quiet siren
hardy muralBOT
subtle shuttle
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for christs sake

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oh yay

hardy muralBOT
bronze moat
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I HAVE 90 RUBBER DUCKIES IN ARC RAIDERS

RubberDucky RubberDucky RubberDucky RubberDucky RubberDucky RubberDucky RubberDucky RubberDucky RubberDucky

vital marten
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mmm Winter Y1

rain mango
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cant even say awesome sauce no more

last spoke
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Say Awesome Sauce more

vital marten
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agreed

last spoke
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Awesome Sauce is so swag

subtle shuttle
# rain mango

ragebait that individual to the point he develops severe depression!

paper hull
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better yet

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just log off and go to bed

paper hull
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average 31 year old

rain mango
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isnt teto 38

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actively wrinkling

paper hull
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no

rain mango
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actively rotting bro

paper hull
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shes 31

empty frigate
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burger

rain mango
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still rotting

empty frigate
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fatass teto 🤤

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i mean

paper hull
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shes actually 15 1/2 but shes a chimera of two people

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making her 31

vital marten
paper hull
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shes not even a vocaloid

raw rock
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What

empty frigate
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what.

paper hull
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teto is not a vocaloid

empty frigate
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no about the 15

paper hull
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shes a chimera

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do you not know tetos lore

empty frigate
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no i just like her character

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im researching this

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but wait she's a minor

paper hull
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teto has a chimera form

empty frigate
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😢

paper hull
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we have just never seen it

empty frigate
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yeah

paper hull
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its basically just teto with wings and a tail

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from description

empty frigate
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im eating fucking wild berry gummy bears while feeling nauseous

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this shit sucks

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thank god it's not sugar free

paper hull
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her voice bank was stolen from miku

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she just used an altered miku voice bank

empty frigate
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o

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that's neat lol

paper hull
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thats how it was to begin with

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then as time went on she developed her own voice bank

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eventually situating herself as the star of utaloid

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the free version of vocaloid

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utaloid = free vocaloid

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vocaloid = premium software

vital marten
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Big Boss…

empty frigate
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boss you just killed a child.....

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mission complete! that's why you're the boss!

empty frigate
paper hull
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teto just got her V2 voicebank and its fucking insane

empty frigate
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lore

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lord?

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my lord

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your majesty

unreal bane
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That's "Her Royal Highness" to you.

paper hull
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honestly just call me whatever

empty frigate
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i was just saying that 😭

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my liege

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what do they call kings

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or soem

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idk

paper hull
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majesty

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your majesty

onyx igloo
stone nexus
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My client pleads Balls, your majesty.

rain mango
paper hull
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wagwan

onyx igloo
empty frigate
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i feel like im about to expel my stomach contents

paper hull
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this also comes with fine print that just because im called something does not mean i will awnser to it

empty frigate
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lord of the lesbians

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lol

paper hull
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league of lesbians

empty frigate
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it's an entire game about girls kissing

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that's just signalis fuck

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dude that ice cream sundae a&w tastes like shit

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have any of you had it

paper hull
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well i hope it wasnt chocolate

unreal bane
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A&W kinda fell off over the years.

rain mango
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my project zomboid character got corned in a garage with two zombies in a NMRiH playset and i swear to god this was running through my mind

empty frigate
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this fuckass video 😭

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shit reminds me of a bad psychedelic trip

onyx igloo
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have you all ever been so tired it looks like things are moving

empty frigate
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yeah

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that's called your brain shutting down and you dying

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you should go to sleep

empty frigate
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yuh huh it says so in the bible

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Corinthians 5 : 17 - sean is going to fucking DIE if he doesn't get sleep

empty frigate
rain mango
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the bird is a mourning dove

empty frigate
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symbolizes deez nats 😎

rain mango
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fuck you

empty frigate
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that's cool tho

rain mango
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stupid

rain mango
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or basala

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i cant remember the last name

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its from 1973

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from the way i see it, it symbolizes the cycle of human life and death

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really neat art

karmic jetty
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awokening

empty frigate
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i like surrealism

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hi zo

empty frigate
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no itss my deez nats

karmic jetty
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ill boil u eg

toxic relic
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just drink

empty frigate
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drink dee

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nvm

empty frigate
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🙁

toxic relic
empty frigate
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i done burnt the fuck out of my toast

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god damn it

onyx igloo
toxic relic
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burnt toast is cinema

karmic jetty
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use sandpaper

toxic relic
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its got a bitter flavour

empty frigate
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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softens the flavour

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good shit brah

empty frigate
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what do i do with the burnt crumbs

toxic relic
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throw away

onyx igloo
empty frigate
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i ated queasy

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physically felt my queasiness moodle increase

rain mango
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my stamina bars are depleting!! XD XD LMAO 69

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am i right my fellow gamers

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nya

neat moat
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69?

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6....7?

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🫴

** ** 🫴

empty frigate
shrewd smelt
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Nah. Today.

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Right now even.

empty frigate
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i smoked too many cigs and died

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jk

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im built different

shrewd smelt
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Noob mistake.

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This is how you died...lung cancer. You're pathetic

empty frigate
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🤫

ivory grail
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how do i destabilize a nation?

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I need to destabilize these bugman so i can start to expand. they have about 3k just sitting at my doorstep so I need a way to just make them fall apart without them realizing it was me

empty frigate
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burn

young kelp
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or grab some from unwilling donors

empty frigate
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gonk thinks he can get some preem chrome from a ripperdoc 😭😭😭

hardy pasture
bronze moat
bronze moat
neon bramble
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a lot of the tricks were nerfed in previous builds

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best you can do is take advantage of them underestimating you for good deals, assuming they dont hate your guts and use the money to buy a ton of mercs to bolster your armies

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winning a few battles is a ton of equipment you can point at them

ivory grail
# neon bramble not much iirc

remember when you told me that trying to breed my people is probalby gonna end badly. I just had like pop go from 1k-1.2k in like two years

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update 1.3k

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don't worry the I just got a plauge so it should go down very very soon

neat moat
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🧐

tropic smelt
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Fallout s2 is out

lilac quarry
twin bear
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I swear bro if I check and it's not there Imma send an ICBM to your coordinates

tropic smelt
tropic smelt
twin bear
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I've always wanted my own InterContinental Ballistic Missile

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Ever since I was a young boy

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Pls santa

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I'm fr gonna go watch if it's up looking rn lmao

twin bear
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Thank u homie lmao

tropic smelt
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Also new avatar come out in 3 days

tender igloo
tropic smelt
neon bramble
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having all races will end badly

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the tilapi race riots

young kelp
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will they like start fighting each other?

neon bramble
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yes

ivory grail
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yeah tilapi are worst

neon bramble
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I regularly lose a few people to brawls

young kelp
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racism simulated in game

ivory grail
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like they cause most of my race wars in my city

young kelp
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lmao so its just one race that causes the war

ivory grail
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the bugman who like to eat people get alone with people more

neon bramble
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no

young kelp
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everyone else just follows

neon bramble
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tilapis and the lizards are mega racist

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humans are just, well humans

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(highest crime and insanity rate)

candid patio
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It's crazy how a month ago I thought this was cold

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I'm out here in a light wind breaker like woo dang it's so nice and warm tonight

young kelp
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thats C right?

candid patio
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Yeah

young kelp
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ok I thought it was almost like -20C lmao, still -3C is cold

hardy muralBOT
young kelp
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I think the lowest in my country is like barely 10C

candid patio
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Just like the relativity of it.

empty frigate
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it was like -2 c last night

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and the night before last

hardy muralBOT
subtle shuttle
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god damn it

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I NEED my image perms

young kelp
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lmao nah

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gotta yap more

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lvl 5 for images and gifs

subtle shuttle
young kelp
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I have them at lvl 0

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it was free for everyone when I joined in

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had to get image perms level later on cause of all the gif raids

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so lvl 5 in PZ chat and lvl 10 in Gen chat

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or jollyrall in this case lmao

hardy muralBOT
subtle shuttle
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ahhhhhh

young kelp
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oh and you only get like 1-4 xp

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every minute

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per chat

subtle shuttle
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do i not get exp every message

young kelp
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yea, but has a cooldown

subtle shuttle
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fack

young kelp
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its 1-4 xp per chat with a 1 minute cooldown

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lvl 5 is far

subtle shuttle
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alright then

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so wait, builder is lvl 5?

young kelp
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ye

subtle shuttle
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ok

young kelp
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plunger - 1
sledge - 5
axe - 10
katana - 18

hardy muralBOT
tropic smelt
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Dang ight

ivory grail
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Nooooooo

hardy muralBOT
ivory grail
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I got a few more text messages until I have no life i must limit my speaking

rain mango
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"im depressed" mfs when they spend an hour cuddling a femboy

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(life is suddenly amazing)

rain mango
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you heard me.

ivory grail
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I'm a twunk and when I cuddle my self i'm still depressed does it have to a femboy?

rain mango
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yes

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it does

ivory grail
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And does it have to be someone else i don't like physical touch

rain mango
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twinks dont work they're too evil

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has to be physical touch and cuddling

ivory grail
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I can put on my grippy socks from the happyplace

rain mango
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all you need is a femboy cuddling you for an hour and you're cured of depression

hardy muralBOT
rain mango
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works 100% of the time 24/7

subtle shuttle
ivory grail
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That like an lot of work

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  • i don't like men I hate men I hate me >:(
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Woman cool though

rain mango
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i love men

ivory grail
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Men more like meh

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Haha gottem him

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God i'm so tired

rain mango
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shut up

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men are cute

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i like them

karmic jetty
neat moat
neon bramble
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the army grows

neat moat
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dirty oomans

neon bramble
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ok actual stinkers

oblique stream
neon bramble
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havent assigned equipment yet

oblique stream
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army is brutal

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bunch of flying heads

neon bramble
neat moat
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you call yourselves smart yet youre stupid enough to go unarmed

oblique stream
neat moat
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Each shot is critical

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so yes

neon bramble
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it's called reservists silly gurtman does not understand

neat moat
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tupid

young kelp
neon bramble
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the collector can have him back

neon bramble
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bruh

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ya'll have it easy

young kelp
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I wonder just how strong is the collector lore-wise

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like in-game its pretty piss easy with the right team

neon bramble
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for some reason RH let that asshole with a high spawn rate for so long

young kelp
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but I wonder how strong he is in lore with how much heads he can send out

neon bramble
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I read an interesting theory that's also my headcanon now

young kelp
neon bramble
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since the expeditions are there to ||feed the heart of darkness||

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there's an unspoken covenant between the hamlet and those that prowl in the estate

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parties of four at max and the estate will hold back

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to draw out their struggle for the ||HoD||

young kelp
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so its a rule that all things follow

neon bramble
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its not canon

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but it tracks

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I like that

neon bramble
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it was profitable but good god it was annoying

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woe, two barristan heads upon ye

young kelp
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barristan guards a low HP collector and Junia head crit heals

neon bramble
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I think the collector shaped my opinion of the fanatic

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the trauma of old collector eased the pain of dealing with the fanatic

young kelp
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Still not a fan of the fanatic, its like the witch, but a roaming mob instead of a boss

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and also hits for a lot

neon bramble
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at least you get a warning if he's in play lmao

young kelp
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true, game actively tells you if he's present

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literally a loading screen just for him

neon bramble
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I mean old collector, the game did tell you he was there. because he was there almost all the fucking time

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as much as I like DD1

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the early game is such a slog it's daunting to start a new run

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its fine in the learning phase, absolute ass later on

young kelp
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yea the early game feels ass the moment you get used to items

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mercs feel naked without certain trinkets

neon bramble
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I would like silent global upgrades that increased base hero level after certain milestones

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like DD1 completion

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or a hidden resolve multiplier at lower levels based on overall progression

spiral condor
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real mfs listen to whatever the fuck they want

icy vigil
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Like north korean propaganda?

young kelp
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I have them all

vital marten
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playing an oldie

rain mango
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i need to get to sleep

icy vigil
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Dont

unreal bane
paper hull
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It would be so awesome

young kelp
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back before games turned into a product

paper hull
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It would be so cool

young kelp
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Indies at least still treat games as games

paper hull
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hm...

rigid turtle
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god zomboid genuinely lit a fire in me

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what are some good one-life survival games?

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i've been trying it on 7 days but it's not too fun on max difficulty combat.

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right now i'm actually doing skyrim on Legendary difficulty with Survival mode enabled and trying to beat the game deathless as an argonian

paper hull
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my favourite one life survival game is this funny game where i wake up every morning and go to this thing called a job

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and then i work at it for like 30 years

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and retire miserable and alone

hardy muralBOT
hardy muralBOT
tall glen
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impossible to level up

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apparently its pay to win

toxic hawk
rain mango
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holy

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im never interacting with a genshin impact player ever again

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their brains are cooked

karmic jetty
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gacha players

lyric galleon
neon bramble
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gacha gamers are a special kind of delusional brainrot

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imagine thinking a unit is bad because it isn't powercreeped to hell

tall glen
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I am awake

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life is terrible

neon bramble
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mfw the teambuilding game has fallen because the new featured unit cant brainlessly solo content

tall glen
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but so am I

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possibly a misquote

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The Horrors persist, yet so do I

neon bramble
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the strategy genre is a casualty of modern gacha

lyric galleon
# rain mango their brains are cooked

if you subject yourself to the same daily AND weekly tasks that takes a portion of your life to sit through, YES, sit through because the gameplay is trivialised that everyone runs the same builds, same strategies, same everything because its the meta unless a new character and weapon banner comes out which will either be dogwater or broken that is a must have which will force you to spend all your saved up currencies to get one copy and if you want its full potential you have to spend real life money to get the full experience which also connects to the fact that they might release another broken banner that renders your previous time AND money investment useless and dont get me started with other aspects and facets that constitutes a gacha game

tall glen
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fun fact, I barely know what gatcha is

neon bramble
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the modern gamer is too genteel for reading and actually using their brain

tall glen
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I am harnessing boomer energy to exist free of brainrot

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join us zozo

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AGE FASTER

karmic jetty
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gacha players when their gacha game gibs them a morsel of content (this is cinema and shakespearian)

neon bramble
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thats always been fandoms though

karmic jetty
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(they will proceed to spend 500 morbillion clams to get the gooner banner)

tall glen
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I prefer really niche fandoms

neon bramble
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the big mainstream ones but yeah

lyric galleon
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i really dont want to invest my time and energy and god forbid my money on gacha games anymore

neon bramble
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cult media fandoms are always more fun to engage with

hardy muralBOT
karmic jetty
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i like when fandom shid on their media

lyric galleon
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i think its the fact that the mobile gaming sector is so ass that they get away with most of the shit they pull off

toxic relic
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im in the toilet fandom and we love shitting on it

lyric galleon
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gun to your head, name good mobile games with a beginning and ending

karmic jetty
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7 yrs from now

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wait

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theyre never games...

toxic relic
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modern gamin

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wiat dude

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i heard from a source that lego batman may be free on epic

karmic jetty
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so ive heard

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and so i shall claim

toxic relic
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on friday

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would be peak

karmic jetty
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i will force echo to get so we can play

toxic relic
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the same source also said rdr2 would be free on the 30th

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idk how credible that is lol

karmic jetty
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the source is that leak isnt it

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i doubt its accurate

toxic relic
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what leak

neon bramble
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didnt rdr2 already go free weeks ago

karmic jetty
#

last year they also had a leak and it was dog ass

toxic relic
#

corpos probably have fake release schedules

#

for leak protection

karmic jetty
#

heheheheh

toxic relic
#

leak protection? wish my dong had that

toxic relic
lyric galleon
toxic relic
#

always

#

the shake gets the droplets out

oblique stream
lyric galleon
#

piss droplets from the moon

oblique stream
#

to get all of the droplets out

toxic relic
#

u just need to shake it brah

oblique stream
karmic jetty
#

can he pls cut his hair

#

in his 40s with that haircut

#

unbelievable

oblique stream
#

is that jerma

#

or anton

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

that leon f kennedy

oblique stream
#

looks like jorma

neon bramble
karmic jetty
#

mozilla firefox will become an ai browser

#

HAHAHAH

karmic jetty
#

jermy is smegsy

toxic relic
oblique stream
#

who uses mozilla anyway

tall glen
#

it used to be good

toxic relic
#

i use mozilla based

tall glen
#

now its just a reskin chrome

toxic relic
#

real

karmic jetty
#

ill stick to my chinese spyware cat_shrug

toxic relic
#

hop on gecko or seamonkey

lyric galleon
#

were all camgirls in this mass surveillance digital age

tall glen
#

they took away all custom made extensions for "your security"

oblique stream
#

weird for you to not to

#

as a loud pisser

tall glen
#

who wears underwear

#

I live alone

#

we nude at all times

oblique stream
#

in public

tall glen
#

in public I am forced to wear underwear

oblique stream
#

i wear socks at home cause i get bitten in the ankles

toxic relic
#

i dont care about pissing loud

tall glen
#

FA pisses at 120 db

toxic relic
#

i do care about a guy seeing my bare ass at 3 am without paying

#

my hairy ass cheeks with dingleberries

toxic relic
tall glen
#

consider the simple act of getting a shower attachment to wash your ass

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

my balls

tall glen
#

under there

toxic relic
#

i dont wanna show my balls

#

for free?

#

never

tall glen
#

FA has an onlyfans

#

or so I heard

toxic relic
#

40 half asian bear

#

i would be rich

lyric galleon
#

jingle bells

oblique stream
karmic jetty
#

steam replay

oblique stream
#

because it looks that way

toxic relic
#

bidet

oblique stream
#

why does every toilet here comes with a hose

#

and a drain

tall glen
#

Fa needs a pressure washer bidet

toxic relic
#

im a hairy man

#

i need a power hose

oblique stream
#

yeti even

toxic relic
#

power hose? yeah thats what i call mine

oblique stream
#

a gay yeti

#

a gay yeti uncle even

toxic relic
oblique stream
#

from magical land

#

of balcany

#

or that country above greece

toxic relic
toxic relic
oblique stream
#

greece is in balkans

toxic relic
#

its mediterranean 🤓

oblique stream
#

constantinople is greek

#

idk what you mean

toxic relic
#

HAHAHA

oblique stream
#

its in balkans

toxic relic
#

ok buddy

#

you know istanbul is a greek name too

oblique stream
#

Doesn't sound as good

toxic relic
#

bro constantinople is an ass name

toxic relic
#

its a roman trope where they just rename shit after the emperor/conquerer

#

with a few extra letters

oblique stream
#

Constantine

toxic relic
#

its stupid

neon bramble
#

the great city of balls

oblique stream
#

truly

toxic relic
#

great city of phallus

oblique stream
#

its in ballkans

toxic relic
#

ballkan

#

are you a ballkan chad or a westernoid chud

oblique stream
#

im ballkan

toxic relic
oblique stream
#

why does balkan has Turkish name anyway

#

khan

toxic relic
#

ottomans

#

are central asians turkish

oblique stream
#

oh yea

toxic relic
#

genghis khan

oblique stream
#

the secret dc superhero

#

ottoman

toxic relic
#

HAHAHAH

#

nah hed be a villain

#

not cause he's turkish but because he's a warrior of the ottoman emporer

karmic jetty
#

ottoman lasted pretty long

toxic relic
#

defeated by the turkic superheroes the huns and the bulgars

oblique stream
karmic jetty
#

ED

toxic relic
#

i last longer with your dad

#

maybe the magyars

raw rock
#

Zozo do you actually ever sleep?

toxic relic
#

why is american racing always only in america

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

but international racing is international

raw rock
#

I love NASCAR :D

toxic relic
#

nascar is cool indy is also rad

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

have u watched any of the 24 hours?

toxic relic
toxic relic
#

hell yeah man

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

heavy load

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

me

toxic relic
raw rock
#

Yea man

#

I love NASCAR

oblique stream
raw rock
#

I go to the Brickyard every year

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

ok peak

raw rock
#

Chase Briscoe is my driver

#

I was so happy he got into top 4, I knew he would

#

But I knew he was gonna Flop at Phoenix

#

(He's fucking horrible at that track historically)

toxic relic
#

toyota

#

i think toyota is just happy to have 2 stock cars on podium

raw rock
#

Real

toxic relic
#

im more of an f1 guy

#

but nascar is peak

raw rock
#

I love NASCAR

#

I dabble in F1

toxic relic
#

bros first in line for the cracker barrel 400

raw rock
#

Watching MAX get cheated out of his 5th cup because of a penalty was wild

#

I threw my beer.

#

Not even because of him

#

Genuinely Heartbreaking

toxic relic
#

so nascar also has bs penalties?

raw rock
#

Oh yea.

#

All the time LMAO

toxic relic
#

f1 has penalties for driving into your pitt too fast

raw rock
#

Same.

toxic relic
#

its insane

#

YOO

#

bro knows the pain

raw rock
#

We don't get a speed indicator in the car tho like in F1

#

We get an RPM gauge

#

Like that's the only thing that shows in the cars

toxic relic
#

crazy

raw rock
#

The spotter sits up on a stand with a radar gun and he tells you to slow down

#

LMAO

toxic relic
oblique stream
toxic relic
#

is it a stock car limitation or what

raw rock
#

I genuinely don't know

#

It's just something that we do IG

toxic relic
#

america

oblique stream
#

old man in a stand

#

monitoring the fun

raw rock
#

Since our Pitstops are so much longer, Penalties matter less as well.

#

Especially since Cautions are a thing

toxic relic
#

so its a yellow card red card system

raw rock
#

If you lose 10 seconds in the pits at the start of the race, it probably won't matter nearly as much as a 10 second penalty in F1

toxic relic
#

real

raw rock
#

10 Seconds in F1 is a literal lifetime.

toxic relic
#

10 seconds in f1 is pole position losing

oblique stream
#

just never go on pitstop

toxic relic
#

guaranteed off the podium with 10 sec

oblique stream
#

ride with 100% worn tires

toxic relic
raw rock
#

10 Seconds in NASCAR is only 1 caution away from being with the rest of the pack

toxic relic
#

ferrari fellouf so hard

raw rock
#

Any Good Driver will drive clean up through the backrunners and catch up to the midpack relatively easy

#

And then you are back in the race

toxic relic
strange spruce
#

man i just remembered smth my bro told me about his time in tbilisi

toxic relic
#

he got 10 secs for starting too far off his position

#

another 15 sec for driving too fast into his pitt to serve the first 10

#

then another penalty and a mechanical failure

#

hes almost as unlucky as alfonso

#

with half the aura

strange spruce
#

bro so like he lived there for work right in some shitass commie block

toxic relic
strange spruce
#

and like downstairs his apartment was some hermit dude apparently

#

like straight up like wizard mode looking guy

#

old man bjorn andersen lookingass

toxic relic
#

i usually only watch at the daytona speedway and the echopark

strange spruce
#

and like neighbors treated him like a fuckin god or something 😭

strange spruce
#

there would be like gatherings downstairs n shit

#

over that guy

strange spruce
#

they done got a fucking cult over there am so glad i dont live in tbilisi

toxic relic
#

live in batumi

#

trust

#

😄

strange spruce
#

bro

#

i dont think i want to see people on all fours running around over there

toxic relic
#

GAMBLING

toxic relic
#

🙊 🔥

strange spruce
#

i think its still a better option than getting stabbed for looking at a guy for a lil too long in tbilisi

toxic relic
#

city archetype

tall glen
#

oh he farted

#

I had to run that in slowmo

strange spruce
toxic relic
#

i saw the two wizards sucking face

strange spruce
#

I CAST THE TACOBELL AFTERMATH

neon bramble
#

any wizard that survives the fuck around and find out phase of their life is concerning

toxic relic
#

any noita god that craft the godhand ASSBLASTER 3000 and wield it without dying

neon bramble
#

your wand may be strong but you are still flesh

#

and the flesh is weak

strange spruce
#

man i wanna try noita looking at that

neon bramble
#

its not true power until you risk dying the moment you fail to respect it

toxic relic
neon bramble
#

its a very unique game thats impossible to spoiler because you wont know what I'm talking about

toxic relic
#

spend 3k hours trying to perfect your piss grenade wand

neon bramble
#

and when you actually play the game you're going to wonder how the fuck I lived to do that

toxic relic
#

real

strange spruce
#

oh so you can create your own spells

toxic relic
#

you can custom your wand bud

neon bramble
#

the best part

toxic relic
#

essentially you collect wands and spells and you can customise the combination

neon bramble
#

the game fights dirty back

toxic relic
#

real

strange spruce
#

so in theory i could become a living teslaloose

neon bramble
#

all cheese is legal because the devs thought of it first and have a way to curb your nonsense

#

if you manage to break the game, you deserve it

strange spruce
#

HAHAHA

neon bramble
toxic relic
neon bramble
#

if

toxic relic
#

fr

strange spruce
toxic relic
#

theres a matter eater/ black hole spell that unleashes blackholes to eat the world

neon bramble
#

its peak wizard game

toxic relic
#

so you can escape the flying guy lair

toxic relic
#

its like magic muay thai

neon bramble
#

but you're both cheating and trying to pull a gun

toxic relic
neon bramble
#

and they better be

toxic relic
#

my first time seeing how fucked the game was when i realised the "safe room" between the realms wasnt safe

neon bramble
#

I thought I was clever punking steve with a tablet

#

but he came back stronger

toxic relic
#

beating the boss but then they come back with "phase 2 unlocked"

neon bramble
#

I'm still not sure how people figure out the secrets

#

some of the puzzles are borderline esoteric

#

imagine successfully following a guide and being more confused by the end of it

strange spruce
#

i could have gone another day

#

without remembering moth players are like this

neon bramble
#

guy in a shed will always be peak game designer

strange spruce
#

what species is that even,just a skelly?

toxic relic
#

its a grey bud

#

theyre legit 👽

strange spruce
#

never seen them

toxic relic
#

must be server exclusive

strange spruce
#

are they on paradise

toxic relic
#

greys and vox are the only species from outside the orion spur

#

yessir

strange spruce
#

oh yeah no wonder why i didnt see them i only played tg

toxic relic
#

only tg is crazy

tall glen
#

fuck me, reinstalling Noita

toxic relic
#

such and odd server to choose lol

toxic relic
strange spruce
#

tbh it was when i had put few thousand into 14 and it looked msot familiar

tall glen
#

I thought I was out

#

then they pull me back in

toxic relic
#

tg inspires a lot of shit

tall glen
#

isnt Noita a finnish dev team

toxic relic
#

yessir

strange spruce
#

heretics,,,

toxic relic
#

hereric peak

tall glen
#

The Finnish understand Suffering

strange spruce
#

finnish developers on their way to create the most batshit insane indie titles for some reason

toxic relic
tall glen
#

Can Finland buy Ubisoft please

toxic relic
#
  • isolation + not being yknow
#

like their neighbours to the east

strange spruce
#

i do wanna ask what ville was chugging down when he was making cruelty squad

toxic relic
#

estonian alcohol

tall glen
#

I know only one Finnish joke

#

"you know there are 50,000 Russians in Finland"

#

they are at the border a meter down

toxic relic
#

in the ground by the border

#

yessir

neon bramble
#

lmao

tall glen
#

that may be the only Finnish joke

#

How can you tell a Finn likes you

#

He's not smiling

toxic relic
#

he scandi on my strait till i finnish or smth

tall glen
#

I dont know if that works

strange spruce
#

oh am getting some lobianis today

toxic relic
#

cinema

strange spruce
#

i could use a movie with that

tall glen
#

if a Finn likes you he's share his Surströmming

toxic relic
#

dog day afternoon

strange spruce
#

i watched sinister lately

toxic relic
#

mid

strange spruce
#

yeah

#

besides the tapes

#

its mid

toxic relic
#

yo dude

#

my exact opinion

strange spruce
#

those tapes were like the scary part

toxic relic
#

thr lawnmower scene is hilarious

strange spruce
#

everything else? like holy shit those ghost kids were so campy

#

LOL

#

like you could remove that entirely out of the scene and just show it off as that guy just being paranoid as shit

#

like the scnee where he goes around with a baseball bat right

toxic relic
#

jumpscare lawnmower panic made me laugh bro

#

yeah

strange spruce
#

you could just take these ghosts out of there

#

and it would be scarier

#

if you ask me

#

if NOT BORING

toxic relic
#

🤔 agree

#

i think the ghost guy makes it worse

strange spruce
#

cause like dude i realized oh its just ghost kids scaring this moron lmfao

toxic relic
#

he looks like a creepypasta

strange spruce
#

nothings gonna happen

toxic relic
#

real

#

imagine telling your friend a bunch of kids are dominating you

strange spruce
#

like before the whole ghost children bullshit happened i deadass thought it was an actual serial killer

strange spruce
#

hi

#

what

strange spruce
strange spruce
#

and theyre literally just like,6 year olds

#

or some shit

toxic hawk
strange spruce
toxic relic
#

zombie child rules

#

you should watch orphan

#

or that one movie with that kid whos satans son

toxic relic
#

HAHAHAH

strange spruce
#

the type of shit id do on cdda

toxic relic
#

dude yes

#

cdda is peak

#

its one of the few games i fw the nature survival

#

most of the time i live outside a city on a road curb

strange spruce
#

i like the crafting and explosives

toxic relic
#

real

strange spruce
#

one time i went into a fucking darkass hospital dude

#

i peek around a corner

#

just a HALLWAY full of zombies

#

that dont see me

toxic relic
strange spruce
#

thats what i did yea

toxic relic
#

💣

#

cinema

toxic relic
#

i hate the miigo tho

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

if i spawn near a migo encampment i wimp out and retry

oblique stream
#

Bombs worth sharing

toxic relic
oblique stream
toxic relic
#

truly

strange spruce
#

later down the line id just beat the fuck out of them with my ironshod

toxic relic
#

i must have cursed rng cause 1/3 spawns im so close to migo i can smell their farts

toxic relic
#

i know theres a dinosaur mod

#

the spawn rate for dinosaurs are so low its like the mod isnt even there

strange spruce
#

ah yes eldritch horrors,zombies,giant mutant animals and now dinosaurs

toxic relic
oblique stream
#

nothing a pipebomb cant fix

toxic relic
#

cdda is just apocalypse sim, whatever cool monster and after earth scenario is in it

strange spruce
#

yeah its just every apocalyptic scenario going on at same time

toxic relic
#

peak

strange spruce
#

i always just turned those giant ants into pieces of armor

toxic relic
#

i get bitten by rat king

#

for the rat mutations

strange spruce
#

i never mutated or anything rlly

#

i raided a full ass fucking science lab once

#

not a single augment in sight

lyric galleon
#

job done

strange spruce
#

and i fought some invisible hunter enemy or whatever with just a knife