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Explain the millions of ball freezer gifts otherwise
Abomination
why would you steal million of ball freezers
thats cringe
I thought it was going to be normal Christmas gifts
omar stole the frozen sperm bank
the grinch stole my fucking ball freezer again
ball freezers aren't normal to you?
His balls grew three times their size that day
the grinch going to the spermbank thinking it's milk and cookies

what did omar mean by this
on the third day of xmas 😫
The same medical condition shown above spread to the balls
WTF Omar 😭
may your balls explode a thousand times
on the third gay of christmas my true grinch gave to me
santa gave to me
3 ball freezers
12 days of ball freezers
12 ball freezers left
coal balls for the server
On the first day of shitmass my tru opp gave to me
shut opp
One can of whoop ass
12 days of suffering in silence because the grinch took my replacement kidney and now im dying in the hospital
it was omar
On the first day of cringemas my kitten gave to me, an egirl doing rp
an egirl doing erp
hehe funny
erp?
errands rich people
makes sense
she's actually an accountant
gotta pay for nitro somehow
who would give a momey to a discord kitten if not rich people
momey
egirl working a dead end job because her discord kitten schtick didn't work out
Mommy?

On the second day of cringmass my discord daddy gave to me, 2 unsolicited pics
egirl?
500 dollars for me to say i love you once in call
in this economy??
e-commerce girl
unfunny
too real
bro was groomed on discord before
hehe funny
gladly it hasnt happened
On the third day of cringemas my kitten gave to me, 3 nitro scam links, 2 unwanted pictures, and an egirl doing rp
should be 2 feet pics
You look like someone it had happened to
do u keep a database of discord accounts that look vulnerable to compare?
wtf is a meter
on the fourth day of cringemass my discord daddy gave to me, 4 death threats, 3 nitro scams, 2 unsolicited pictures, and an egirl doing rp
Basic explanation would be that it's like rhythm, but as applied to poetry or lyrics
i.e., the syllable count and rhythm
hm understandable
wouldn't leave my house without it in my pocket
On the fifth day of cringemas my kitten gave to me 📢FIVE SMELLY MODS📢
5 cigarettes
My deduction never fails me
6 ip grabbing links
I really feel like this meter thing is not sticking
im not smexy enough to get noods tho
its easy to abhorre kittens
4 death threats
Geese a-laying is 4 syllables chat you can do this
What
omar r u a music teacher
What did frogski send
@young echo as i was saying, even to this day its not really used
I am all-knowing 🙂
i cant see on old discord
whats the length of a fart
One fart long
who uses forward feature on discord
aw
what is it, WhatsApp?
Not that it didnt exist
just resend the pic
Frogski we're doing 12 days of cringemas right now not air burst
as cool as your dad after im done
which is precisely 37.5°C
🫵 🧒 old! old! old! old!
I'd love to be able to make these with oranges ingame. I can't hold myself back from making one everytime I get an orange
omar i can smell that youre older than me
its okay gramps
i agree with boomer mod
getting old is natural
That's the iron pills on my breath you're smelling
I actually don't know whether I'm older than you, people online tend to assume I'm much older than I am
wheter?
What
whether
Oh
i hardly know her
I am wishing ill will on you and your crops
i assume youre older
at least 30
its the egomaniacal tendency froggers
30 minutes vibe
i get where ure coming from
yeah
It's because I'm fucking awesome
The War on Christmas is back and I intend to be on the winning side this time
The grinch really looks like a discord moderator without the eyes
Full offense intended
Omar is between 26 and 32
without the eyes? what, cause im asian? banned
omar is between 0-100
cauc-asian
My turn to get cancelled, again?
no longer
well you are the grinch
god wouldn't allow a creature like him to live past 100
100 what
Roll d1000rr<18 and that's my age as far as you're concerned
Omar's the type that if he had a YouTube channel you'd think he's like an adult adult but then he reveals his age and you're like what the fuck man we could have been in high school at the same time
Reasonable statement
fictional
omar is a child actually
omar is 45 yo
Finding out someone online whose content I've consumed is younger than me feels like a small betrayal
what
Finding out someone online whose content I've consumed is younger than me feels like a small betrayal
betrayal from who
The World
Holy shit on the floor it's less than 10 days until Christmas
Not a serious actual betrayal lol
no need to repeat yourself gramps
Just feels like “how could this be”
wdym, sharpnel shells with timed fuses were extremely common in 1914 and 1915
It wasn't until mid and late war that it became less common, because everyone is dug in around a target.
But if you're fighting over open ground against a non entrenched enemy, that's the most bang for your buck, and that's what everyone was doing before more modern warfare (modern in this sense meaning the 20th century) set in.
Against zombies, this would be extremely useful, since they don't take cover. The only reason why we stopped using airburst shrapnel is because wars stopped being fought where there would be a ton of tightly packed soldiers on open ground, not because the technology was too hard or it was unreliable.
So, to the original point, I don't see how artillery wouldn't be extremely effective against zombies
Like wow look at this adult figure that I don't necessarily look up to but I think is cool because look at how well they're being an adul- what do you mean he's younger than me
I ain't gonna read all that
I'm not looking forward to that happening 
I'm 23 now I know it's gonna start becoming really common
Yeah exactly, scarf gets it
I feel attacked
what is context
it wont let me move up
If it makes you feel any better from all accounts I've heard no one really fully knows what they're doing at any age
untrue and biased
timed and later proxy fuses were heavily used in both world wars
I'm biased against you
5 sentences and it wasn't even about you
i know well omar is 46 yo
particularly against anti-air so even if it wasn't used against infantry the technology is very mature
what do you MEAN WE'RE THE SAME AGE???
its okay gramps
accurate and real
getting old is finw
"It" being airburst shrapnel
I'm unc status
uh huh
Did you think I was older or younger 
airburst shrapnel is just an early timed fuse
Whenever you mention that you have a kid I have to grapple with the fact that you're a real human being who is living a life in the real world
thought the older you get you'd get used to aging
they werent stale you have no taste
You type like you're 25-27
And then I get rid of that thought and turn you back into Stinky Moderator in my head
it ees what it ees
I'm raising life
Not really

I feel like I didn't accomplish enough while I'm still young and active, and the time for that is running out.
23 is already in pension range
Can we talk about this for a second?
Everyone except me seems to know what to refer to mrp & Co as.
I only know when they use a purple circle or some other indicator
Tap the profile & look at the emojis in the status
old soviet stockpiles would have it aplenty I think
The explanation + key is in the about me section
the west has leaned more into precise artillery and airpower
albiet in less ridonk quantities
it's like a puzzle in a horror game
Or just avoid naming? Easier.
Oh thank goodness.
Being mistaken for being older than you actually are online is much better than people thinking you're younger.
In person, it's the opposite though 
I have read the entirety of the profile and there is nothing on there that makes me confident that I'm supposed to call them scarf right now
The xm25 was the best example of the technology imo
yes
Are you able to see statuses? The thought bubble, on mobile?
but im talking airburst
airburst artillery was a thing and heavily explored
I consider everyone here to be at 25+ range
Yes okay grandma, it's time for your medication.
yes, it was
Which is old
the technology is mature just not in small arms
Sharp aren't you in your 40s
huh
ya'll talking about zombies or just wepon in general
🫵🧒 old! old! old! old!
is it genuine
Omg there!!! Thank you.
No problem
its certainly somethjng that has been around for a while, just not really used due to better alternatives
I am only leaning on artillery cause I assume its a zombie killing discussion
whatever, peepee poopoo mod is more immersive
Shelling the fuck out of places with conventional rounds makes more sense than specialised airbursts
Basically this applies unless overridden within the message itself
yeah, what im saying is that within the parameters of discussion, most of the arti is normal shells
Thanks.
theres nothing
Yeah, I was talking about against zombies though
Since I said artillery would be good against zombies, you said "whats concussion or frag to a cold corpse focused on a meal"
and I bought up airburst frags / shrapnel as a type of shell that would make artillery extremely effective against zombies
WHO ARE YOU
But one, swapping for this method of attack on a large scale is not exactly easy and two, even if you use fuses focused on top down detonation, doesnt mean the shells used are effective for it
what kinda juice do yall like
apple
i feel like getting juice i need some suggestions
or granate
POMEGRANATE
blended or strained?
integral grape
pomegranate
strained
get the solid gross stuff out of my juice
not really no, it's just easier to have the fuses separate incase of faulty storage degrading the ammo
poompoomgranate
If you have ice you could squeeze it in your hand and pretend the water is juice, then drink the WATER like an ADULT instead of drinking flavored slop like a FOOL
omar
and if anything it's way easier since you aren't worred about counter-battery
Hey
wiwiwi
grandpa
Yeah, I agree that a shell spefically meant for sending frag into skulls is very effective against zeds, but I am arguing against the realistic presense of said shells on the field
wouldnt that make it lava and not juice
so you can just have a ton of everything lying around with plenty of warning when the zambonis are coming
cause ice is a rock
is this what happens when you get old?
yes
Oh. I see. I've been intellectually beaten in one move. Carry on, juice drinker
you become cringe
like omar
a lot of protocol around the idea of getting shelled is suddenly a non-issue and the process can be streamlined
I become awesome and don't give a freaking crap? Uh, yeah, it is 🤣
ok thanks for the suggestions guys
but thats only reasonable if you had loads of time to prepare for a zombie apocalypse
i speak from experience of talking to omar
thats like 1000x xp boost
You're welcome
even talking to a vile creature that is omar makes you ready for anything
the ex-soviets have the structure and supply to actually reorient for that
not comparable to gurt
true
that's you omar
everyone else will probably have the problem of just not having a morbillion artillery shells lying around because soviet
which is fair
Pressed apple cider is the peak of juice
pickle juice
as someone who grew up in a post soviet country, youd be lucky to have a quater of reported mitary stock
was it genuine?
Clearly you haven't seen my shirt with a skeleton in flames on a motorcycle saying “I don't care”
And fresh orange juice USING VALENCIA ORANGES
I was thinking more of russia proper and their border
IF YOU SERVE ME THE JUICE OF A NAVEL ORANGE YOU INSULT MY WHOLE FAMILY
Poke us 🧐
falsification of all types of records was routine in soviet countries
I cant continue on that without breaking rules so lets skip that
poke deez
If you simply break the rules you can tip the balance of power back to gen chat...
lokiel is here
WOAH
Ah, see, I was talking about in the campaign against zombies as a whole. In wwz (the initial context for the convo) the zombie war takes place over the course of nearly a decade, so there's plenty of time to have swapped over production
But no attempts to use artillery are ever made after the initial outbreak.
Lowkey
why would i
i like the scale of power
All the better for him to watch the empire crumble before his eyes
That's because you have power you cringe jolly ass green goon
erm unfortunately I cannot let that happen 🤓
Power to the common!
Silence, moderator!
plungers rise up??
even without the heavy artillery
mortars and more mortars are probably good enough
It is time for plungers to see that they, too, have power
Factories to builders
plunger farm
Toilets for plungers
They literally don't though
We WILL win against the green goons
Yeah but they don't need to know that
Death to green!
I mean, uh, they have power in numbers
erm
The only ones with power here are coloured red or green
no politics smh
there's no reason for yonkers to fail
even if the digital HUD stufff is just annoying
Staging a revolution on discord and NOT asking for permission first 😎
banned.
He said this it's true
You need to submit some photo ID first.
What could go wrong.
Discord will have to pry my ID from my cold, dead, adult hands
submit photo ID and phone verification
ok kid
As well as your bank account credentials and insurance policy numbers.
very jolly
Soup gang has confirmed that Dr. Breen still works for youtube
yah , ill be their leader
They can have those I'm not using those ones
what happens if you are planning the revolution with the plungers and they morph into a hammer
do you kill them so ur plans dont spread?
I get just enough value from discord that I would submit id to access it
yes
Hopefully before they turn into hammers we've educated them on class consciousness
If they haven't been educated then yes
But I would make a new profile first
can we not? I like being the petite bourgeoisie
Line them up against the wall
were gonna take over gen chat
whats the point if people have separate sanitized and unsanitized accounts
turn it back to #pz_general
Like if discord said all users need to provide id immediately, this account would never get used again
This is exactly what they want... Green like money... Like greed... Feel the Christmas spirit of hate in your heart
no gen chat origin users arent allowed
would suck if people didnt just out themselves as easily anymore too
so I dont waste time with people I'd rather not deal with
death to veteran bourgeoisie
Yeah I'd just stop using the app
plun*gers only chat!!!
just give them vet and watch
Hooray to plunger proletariat
local veteran goes apeshit because modders wont just do his amazing mod ideas
free the prole once, u free them for a day, teach the prole about unionization, u get political parties
Erm, political??
I would make a new account but it would only be to ask questions about games and I would never chit chat
first you give plungers free healthcare
I'd probably just peace out entirely until they roll back the change
then they start becoming communists
What's next, book clubs?
alive book theory
The horror
the misery
disgusting
little creature
Vile abomination
but the first aid skill sucks!
You might be correct but you are out of line.
should have paid for first aid subscription
unfortunate
First aid? In this economy? Erm, I'll take second aid!
crush.
no i dont
I will
It's okay
I'll do it for free :)
Free? In this economy? Erm, that's okay, I don't want to get scammed today
nothing is free
we sedate you and steal your stolen presents
free deez nuts already
what's wrong with you
meta event?
Meta this, meta that. Have you meta girl?
hey guys
A Minecraft hanging house built in a survival playtest server of Create Simulated, Create Aeronautics, and Sable.
DISCLAIMER: Wind and some sounds are for the purpose of plot, and not mod features.
Cinematic made by @Rhyguy1, Gasmaskassistant, and @ryanhcode5950
Song: Winter Entombs You from Dwarf Fortress
can someone explain whats going on here?
if you look at the video it was just posted 51 minutes ago
but all the comments are months ago?
could be a repost
oh apparently its just that they finally made the video public
nvm i thought development was finally moving forward but mb ig
could be previously unlisted
yea
you can still share unlisted videos, it just wont show up on peoples feeds
wow musicians go as far as making excel sheets of what sounds in a music come from, any beat of the song
shlurp shlurp
Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow is coming in 2026!
Voyage across and beneath the salt-stricken seas in this thrilling expansion, free for all players.
I think i'm only gonna allow up to 20 people from each races that can't breed and they have to breed to keep there number higher than 20. this round. but I will have a lot of drawfs since that my main race this time
sleepy I thought you were sharing your city onlu for me!
why are so many colony sims abour fucking
breeding efficiency must improve for the health of our colony 🤓
why not
unless i can watch whats the point
wdym you get to watch it as a colony creator
fartass wants colony smut
im sayin all or nothin brother
no pussyfootin around
commit to the bit
HAHAH would be crazy ngl
what the star citizen money should have funded
god sims are voyeur
Rimworld gives colonists a mood boost after some lovin and a chance for a child if you have the dlc... no wait is children dlc?
would be the most awkward shit to coop though
bro is too busy peeping to finish reorganizing the warehouses
"yo bro you cant miss the boning cutscene"
everyone gets an unskippable 30 seconds
the moment 2+ colonists start
cinema tbh
would you play with bro
but Shakespearian level of text writing about how your dwarfs had sex
1k words
yawn
you need to visualize it in your brain
ok child
dog would not let me steal rims from neighbor
why this asshat put his rims in the middle of his yard if he doesnt want me taking them
gay adult vhs subscription on a separate billing to my uncles house
yeah gooning with friends over a single vhs
HAHAH
multiplayer
bang on the money brother
i hardly knower
it was hard to get gay shit back then tho
in the balkans in SEA
hardmode gay setting
you fish it out
fish deez nuts outs your mouth
depends
greek people are divided into chill anarchists and the worst fascists youve ever seen
true shi
the closer to northern africa the island is the more racist they are
which is insane
like brother you can swim to morroco or libya from here
i made my gun tacticool
HHAHAA bro
thats the old alcohol poster
i remember that 👴
when the ussr tried to curb alcoholism
just fix the economy bro
smile
fix the economy by breaking up hungary and georgia even more fr
send them all to kazakhstan
business as usual
gurt hop on spess
We place georga onto the sacrificial altur to bring good harvest
georgia my goat
ok tf2 gif
rock and stone brother
I am home
I hadn't been up to date on my readin
holy shit
ok stink we ball
we ball
we bail
thats the one bud
My sister found a giant lenin poster inside of an old a
dude i tried getting heirophant hammer it was insane
lmaty boiling facility
you even alive stink
ah
ill let u know when the round is over so you can declare ready
set your preferences to shaft miner brother
shaft? miner? i hardly knower
emo name
Boo
it was all random
yeah my level 10 necromancer's name is zayden
lmao
cinema
y
I joined it thinking you wre in
collect my gifts
thr dementia is setting in
ima just stay in ig
dude round ends in like 10 minutes lol
u can stay and watch
hop on monolith
metacomming
i forgor the spess13 equivalent
we not meta
all i know is there were some dope ships
ver meta
the moment we in theres no comm
harmbaton
lubing maints into dispo, dont try me
oh shit
what if
esp in rp u dont gotta lethal
insuls?
ya
the gloves of the north star?
what if i get you fake insuls
but there is always a chance they work
never
havent heard of these in so long, i prefer boxing gloves over anything because i like kidnapping
freak
gloves of the north star + martial art is peak stunlocking
says you ghoti
its uncapped autoclicker gaming
I dont kidnap people to erp with
I DONT ERP
u probably a splurt regular
well i am in the server
bruh
but i dont play it
💀
why server
discord server got great emojis
5
i just really like their emojis
calm luh room
👶
i prefer being young
whats splurt
nunya
dont have back pain
jokes on you, Scoliosis
just googled it
they can show up young
i found out what splurt is.
you'll be old when you start grunting when you get up
iirc mine showed up somewhere around elementary, but only found out about scoliosis in grade 10
i already grunt when i wake up
@neat moat its over
ok boomer
set ur pref as miner - high and declare ready bozo
rude
🤓
no lol server restarts
u really dont play spess
smh
ok comms off
Ok so just wait then?
am eat worlds greasiest borger
non game talk
look at the screen brother
ban this fool
ok boomer pup
You are a boomer.
:c
nuh uh
how dare you
:3
grrr
new town who is this
looks like it came from the mid 90s
is that good or bad
I mean my town is full of racist so i feel like that bad. they all equally hate each other
war
what races are you running
its silly
all races is complicated if you're new
and frankly hard
humans, cretionians and dondorians are pretty harmonious but you still have a fair bit of deaths to brawls
but that's just the cost of triple wielding races
bird you sound like a philosopher
dwarfs as my main but I'm trying to do something with all others can be have children. since my last playthrough i didn't set up breeding rooms this one all race that can breed will only be able to accept 21 and to increase it higher they must breed.
guh
buh
I would not rely on nurseries that early
what is it, some sort of dwarf fortress?
i know I shouldn't but i am going to
sine you're still getting your food production off the ground
the ultimate reference
your best bet is is going all in on bread and disabling fruit and veg from peoples diet then
fish is good in deep water but that's map dependent and I'm not seeing an ocean
golden
yes?
golden!
once you hit 650 pop and unlock nobles you should have a serious spike to your food production
how come music on my youtube recommendations is always middle aged recovering alcoholic/drug addict/ex-convict music
weh
what
where have u been
and fisheries are kinda bad in rivers
i havent seen you in my dms in like 2 days, thats a new record
What bands?
i dont know i dont listen to them
personal reasons
Lol
do u wanna talk about em?
Yeah idk what that is </3
eh, if you wanna
tom McDonald?
dogshit rapper that looks like travis scott and machine gun kelly had a baby
i got nothing else going for me right now, pwetty bored so ya
tom macdonald
dude i have never listened to one song of his
im not a republican
i dont understand why hes in my recommendations dude
I am here
hes probably cold
wouldn't be standing still if it was cold

Scrappy is on the aura farming
@native relic
dm deez
no u
santa but im dyslexic
can i get my dad back for christmas
do u have a chimney
there are no chimneys
Jollymaxers in chat
try to get through my jet engine chimney
if i roll a 2 you get on the naughty list
thats very jolly
you're just old church jolly
aka inferior to me
🫵
jollymus prime
all i remember about this was how lightskin lions roar
chat
i might love shotguns
idk though
possibly
i couldve included those images in one message but i didnt im such a loser
I am over caffiianated
have u stinkers ever found a book or text thats so important to you, that it might aswell be a sacred text in your life
i'm not that pretentious
Ur so close
yet so far
Oh you basically just need to chat a lil further
how many people
merry christmas
about 700
human and pig pop is about 200 each with only 21 immigrant from both of them the rest were birthed
the mongols with the artillery they brought for chirstmas
waiting for the bugs to swarm you
bring out the train artillery
I am back, made christmas treats for work
plus I added almonds in there
40 crusty balls
I am not making the peanut brittle tonight
that's actual food science
and dangerous work
i believe in you bro
i see
nice way to crack ur fillings
cinema
Hey guys how do I know how much exp remaining to the next level here in the server?
use /rank
I was once top 10
cause I was here when the system was introduced
I was there Gandalf, I was there 2000 years ago
No.
Blast! Foiled again!
can u scratch my back
no
Hmm I think ur joshua
Any people on here who wanted HL3 be announced on the game awards?
you look like a newspaper
i thought you were a newbie
What does looking like a newspaper entail
chat is this real
its a jolly miracle
check the pinned to see vintage me
y tho
Is what really
because im literally the main character
maybe if u had an actual face id REMEMBER you sometime
can you change the amount of time you need to properly rest?
oh you mean in project zomboid
yeah i got no idea i havent played this game in like 2 years
try asking in #pz_b42_chat
talk about fetishes in dev chat
dudes 17
why is a child talking about this
why does the child have a facebook account
well if you must know mr fatass the fool
i wasnt talking about fetishes
i told the others
not to talk about fetishes in the pz chat
and what does being 17 have to do anything with having a facebook account
😭
good morning friends!




