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every once in a while a little "eugh" will be heard
They all hate the drooling old men
my strange personality will shine through the dementia and ages of old
Oh that's crazy.
So there's qwerty keyboard on my phone. And you can type individual letters. But you can also drag your finger over each letter without ever picking it up. It will use an algorithm to try to guess what word you were trying to type.
I dont have a spouse but thats mainly cuz i never leave the house and when I do my brain makes it hard to understand when people are hitting on me
weird
Though this girl gave me her number with a heart on it
dont we all
dont we all..
That was cool
i dont know if thats better than typing but i have fat fingers so either way i will fuck up
i struggle with socializing
I didnt wanna date her though cuz she had a kid
It is inferior to my favorite goofy touchscreen typing method. But that method went corrupt ๐
It is probably a feature on your phone. You should try it.
Im TOO YOUNG to be a competent father figure
at least then i could feel it
I do too. The swipe type makes it a little less awful
Fuck youre old
brother I am likely twice your age
old and has fat inbred fingers
How old?
ill try
Like the little blackberry phones?
im a 40 yo man
yeah
You are, infact, greater than twice my age
๐
thats too new
And like. Im not a child either I am a grown person
Ik
the keyboard is squashed
But I didnt even know blackberry existed still
man that shit was so rad back in the day
I thought it was defunct
I used to use this keyboard and I absolutely loved it.
I wrote whole essays on this
just put together a pc part picker list that's a slightly edited version of my previous one and DUDE it jumped from like 500ish to 1100 ๐๐๐
What the fuck
we are IN THE TRENCHES
cinema
its intuitive
inflation is real
What is this
once you get used to it it works great
ts lowk tuff
i feel like if you learn to use it it'd be like super efficient and shit
what

sean macguire rdr2 mission
oh right
Keyboard designed for smart phones.
Qwerty was designed a hundred years ago specifically to slow typists down.
thats me
was it really
i keep forgetting people like to reference rdr2 to me
i know the weird tiered look is bc of old typewriters but idk why qwerty is a thing
Ah
There is a more efficient version though proven studies show it to be like 20% slower than qwerty on average
The publisher decided after years of it being free that he was going to charge a monthly subscription for it
absolute garbage
Remake the app but free lmaoo
Okay ive leveled up see you guys again in several months
The thing about qwerty design? Yeah you can look it up. Typewriter mechanical limitations couldn't handle too many inputs per second so they had to arrange the keys inefficiently
Had to is generous
I think a couple people have but I didn't want to go through a breakup again. I should make my own it can't be that hard
They chose to to mask a flaw in the device which is fair
It seems very odd
I wonder how handling inputs like that on phone work
They fucking killed the bus driver
It's all just taps and swipes
i saw, it was brutal
they used his fucking death to make a 67 joke
YEAH
My goat died violently for 67
the bus driver will be missed
play my dragon ball
ts lwk taking long asl
no
You are saying the keyboard I posted is less efficient than qwerty specifically on a touch screen?
Collect my pages
maybe
No
Im saying like normal keyboard layout for like a pc
Im sure your enigmatic fuckass hieroglyph tablet works wonders on phone for some people

Oh.
Even desktop keyboards have designs like Dvorak which are wholly superior to qwerty
oh my gooddd im going to lose
please Fever(Pookie) i need this
my mom is kinda homeless...
i live with my dad i wanna help her out
Yeah i was referencing stuff like dvorak

I have experience with this. Don't get involved.
22 minutes remaining
what
i'm quoting something
Oh
someone with gif perms pls
This has whooshed me
how fort expected the public to react after they violently slimed the bus driver out only for it to be a 67 joke
pc build so expensive imma have to get ts over the course of several years before attempting to build ts

You could start small
i love the ram shortage
Grab cheap shit rn
it IS small
the thing is that everything is like two times pricier than when i compiled this list a few years back
el gato
You could probably do a microatx ddr4 16gb ram with a modest graphics card for cheap rn
kitty
ddr4 is also affected
Yeah that happens sometimes when the most recent tech cuckold happens. Last time was bit coin
it's also slowly being discontinued anyway
It takes a few months to smooth out
imma have to get ddr4 tho
should i lwk shell out more initial money just to make it more future proof
I got ddr5 right before price exploded
i would just not buy storage or ram right now
Lucky me
GPUs are pretty ok tho
oh dw im not getting these parts ANY time soon
i'm getting a budget idea and just compiling for now
ddr4 stuff is cheap
My mobo and psu both fried so I swapped to ddr5 and used my old ddr4 shit to make a secondary pc as a gift
ddr5 is shorted cause its what ai servers run on
should i change to ddr5 for like future proofing or wtv or nah
so it prob wont go down then
Wasnt bad
not for a while atleast
I made the jump and it was a noticeable improvement
there's no reason to stay in ddr4
ive yet to get the cpu
imma need a different cpu and motherboard correct
Cpu no mobo yes
what is mobo
Motherboard
ooh ok
But im lazy so its the abbreviation
my current thing is amd
ya
amd is nice for gaming
I got a msi board instead of an intel one and i think i like it more
it was 2 8gb sticks of ddr4
nvidia for general use
i'll do some perusing for a ddr5 compatable board then
gonna make the build HELLA more expensve but oh well such is the thing with pcs
ddr5?
Ddr5 mobo/cpu combos are a good deal usually so if you ARE trying to get a new CPU also
isnt ddr4 the new one
thats the one after floppy disks
Go back to your CAVE flipphone boy
no it's in number order
youll never be fulfilled this way
i think theres even ddr6 now
Yeah ddr4 is still fine
you keep chasing the newest thing
No
ddr4 has a healthy component economy

but its going to be phased out
component economy ๐ค
is your bio the meatcanyon invincible conquest monologue
My pc will die wanting. Wanting more ram for zomboid gaming
i get everything from the ewaste recycler that refurbishes shit it doesnt need to throw out
i think ill have enough components
woah
Expect alot more components once the ai bubble pops
cant wait
gib
praying it actually happens
broken and blown out gpus
My PC only gets upgraded when something on it dies
i'm not hopeful but eh
idk why people are assuming a 'burst bubble' will happen
llm
hopium
only good ai si grok
i would hope it does but it's 100% not
buddy this shit is staying for a decade at least
gok
I think it's copium
fr
i would pull the lever without hesitation
I want to burst it myself
must be cope
HOPEium
burstin it
insert superman gif
idk why people though hl3 was a thing too
somebody tell vedal theres a problem with my ai
Even openai is unlikely to burst... And even if it does it just means a bunch of investors lost a bunch of money. Nothing else changes
rip to afforable ram
nothing ever happens
and other parts that follow
im ok with playing spess, cdda, coq and quasi till i die
have a jolly buddy holly
i don't know if there'll be snow
i dont play games anyways
If I had to bet on a horse in the ai race it's gotta be Gemini
what is tjat
hell nah man
gemini?
google's llm
huh
it sucks ass tho
Facebook ai or some shit
Google's horse
always bet on grok
google's version of chatgpt
Its been active there
i swapped browsers to get ai out of my face
but gemini is a good bet too
using duckduckgo rn
google got that data
they have data but they lwk have too much
Google has the data, the money, and the engineers
erhm i use seamonkey nerd
shit be giving way more misinformation than the other major llms
seamonkey is a fun browser ngl
grok soloes
Never heard of it
Bing when
grok was saying ts to make us like it
Your speakin an alien language to me now
What is seamonkey
somebody tell vedal there is a problem with my ai
Pz genuinely not on this list? ๐
old school still supported browser
i dont play it as much, i think cdda is a better zomboid game
fort almost done
i play pz with my mates
cdda looks alr to me
๐
I don't think I ever gave cdda a chance
it's too like primitive for my taste but looks sorta fun
I don't mind primitive graphics
shit drawn in ascii art
i made a martial artist character that spawned on a oil rig, i tried to get on a motorboat but my guy cant make out the dashboard
defcon 5 dlc when
i been spessing rn tho
woah you can make it look normal?
last round i played with all my mates and we made jani mechs and lubed the entire station
may consider it now
spessin it
spefn
the willy mop radius is insane
willy mop? thats what they call me

they call me the willy broom
willy makes messes not cleans em
I see you talking about it and it seems like my game but I hate other people.
at least mine does
someone call hos, the ai went aisimov
brother trust
imma lwk go to sleep after it finishyes tho im tired
man rogue can be rad
may do one round butnidk
how long is one round in fort usually
come as you are is my main nirvana song
slappy you should hop on spess
depends on how much you can last
its mindblowing
you interact with 0-3 people per shift and you get to fight satan for his spine
an admin messaged me for not participating in a admeme round
HAHA
my ass was synthesising trit
admins be like: i got a whole zombie round ahead of me, no, the trit flood is coming
Can I just pop on whenever I want or do I need other people available and we have to get a session going?
whenever bro
its hosted by admins devs and shit not you
just cryo when you wanna leave
everytime i play atmos, i hold back to urge to not get rolebanned after the round
HAHA
atmos and chem antag
cinema
there was a chem borg who made plasma gas and locked himself in medchem spamming the combo until everyone dies
Alright message me some details so I can play with you and I'll give it a try
greytide mfs think they robust till i hit them with trit and subzero oxynitro
lol
ts so peak
imagine burning while losing consciousness
Why would someone want to kill everyone else?
accidentally
nah borg was fully emagged
Bored
Is there a win condition?
traitor ruleset
you kill everyone else trying to get to the bartender you have the kill objective on
but essentially, the round ends when shuttle lands at centcomm
thats also when nukies complain when you evac before they even board your station
the "win condition" changes dependent on what role you have or job
dude id complain too
dont be a coward
fight nukies no balls
How long is a round?
captain sword vs jestosterone pumped clown mech
depends
you know 2fort?
If I get on in the middle of a round do I have to wait for it to be over?
with nukies it could be 30 min with traitors it could be 2 hours +
no
you spawn in the middle of a round
yessir
Is this a Deez nuts joke?
Does anything persist between rounds?
so there could be shuttle call at 2:06 hours with you spawning as assistant
nah bro
that would be unfair
and it would tank the performance
So you don't like level up at the end of a round and work towards unlocking cool stuff?
you unlock cool stuff
and that shit is done during rounds
the goals you work toward are station goals during round depending on job
station + personal goals
you dont play to unlock a cool suit for "winning"
you play to create free thinking silver golems using mimes blood and antimatter
on your shift
Lol
thats real
i did it lmao, i think on goon
paradise has free golems in a ship in lavaland
good for trade
is slappy gettin psyoped into spess
no, if you played 2fort in tf2
yessir
thats how long a round is
part of the ship part of the crew
lotg got me and feber in and prolly more
Do you have a favorite content creator for the game?
slappy gonna join midround as a librarian and get thralled then ragequit
shwarma always
uh... game too niche for this
Lol that sounds like me
watch tomatoes trash streams of ss13
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yoo tomato lol
spess? content creator? 
yeah hes the only non niche guy i know who plays
my typing speed increased by playing spess
same lol
watch sseth 
you either type fast or die midsentence
you gotta learn how to-exactly
kid called being mute
getting swiped by mindflayer mid rp
if only spess has voip
i love voip!!!
text rp nerd
text based is op for spess
u disgust me
go play amongus fetus
im totally fine with text rp but i like voip if available
xbox screecher
i think it would ruin game tbh
I hate vc
theres a different surge of adrenaline while playing as a marine, shooting at a horde of xenos while contacting the almayer
text and tts
hop on spess14
yawn
join monolith
spess14 is 13 but worse in every way
wiwiwi
you dont even have surgery
both has their own pros and cons
wrong
the only "con" is the byond engine for 13
which isnt even a con
unless youre a brainrot bebe who only play steam
we all play steam tupid
exactly
lutris ๐ค
lupus
I'm going to try playing on goon tomorrow
goon 4 probably
you playing ss13?
they have the highest pop
unreal
surgery do be on SOME servers but upstream naw
lotg has come
first time someone brought me to 13 i almost quit spess forever
upstream sucks anyway
Is there a way to get the the speed of zombies to stay random so I can have some sprinters in my game? It keeps reverting back to fast shamblers?
Interesting
jolly
sun sensitive zombies
dude they updated surgery on paradise its cinema
nah fr i hate it
13 is better
more content more fun
more chill
Is that another setting?
its a mod
i made a gulliotine yesterday and me and the vamps beheaded the heads
13 is fun for the 20th century schizoid man
robust clown,many such cases
i sthere any way to do it in vanilla? Like hainvg a mix of fast, slow and sprinters?
i am schizoid man
not robust enough for vamp apparently. he got sliced in the gulliotine and i chameleoned him for the entire round lol
no one knew cause im a stealth chad
i always get auth disk as nukie
i always throw a clipboard when i see a shimmer
then play medical
youll learn every job that way

medical mentioned!!!
medical is hard bro
its seems no matter what I do to the speed under zombie lore it always reverts back to fast shamblers
that shit stresses me out
medical is fun wdym
i can only play cmo twice every few months
how do you explain that this is the cause that the sm delaminated because of this
is not hard to learn all the chems 
install sun sensitive zombies
maybe ln baby games where you arent rezzing 5 sec at once with laz and cloner cause they got husked by abductors and cultists
its not hard to learn its stressful to play baha
Does that work on the unstable mp build?
the trick is medical malpractice
depends if the mod maker fixed it

i play med to locked in
i play med to drag people into maints
i use crew pinpoint and everything
i almost get antag when im on medical roles
Hello free individuals
"hey erh virology made a new vaccine you need it"
"hey erh you have a bullet in you, ill take it out in OR1"
i got your lung, your kidney, your gall bladder AND your sphincter
nah, i just stuff random shit in your chest cavity
cinema
as it should be
i remember using that the first time
it was fucking hilarious
sec came in roundstart looking for a surgeon to implant terminator shit so i just put a bunch of microbombs and set it to detonate when they say "under arrest"
it was cinema
my magnum opus
only nukies get these on upstream,idk about other forks
bruh
maybe they do
me planting a bomb in your chest and you suing me in court only for us, YES US, to blow up during trial because you said my name
thats stupid
what is nukie gonna do with microbomb implant
put it on a station pet
hes dead every 5 minutes man
the only department pet i like is the sloth
hello all
cause you hate corgies
as god intended
I spent 60 dollas on baking ingredients earler
true brother true
and cats
but they had no dates
microbomb hammy is so funny
that hamster bolting around the corner trying to get away from cap
This is really funny
conveyer belt gibber pet is fun too
locking ce, cap, and rd in a room then throwing all the pets on the belt
machiavellian
antag gayming
they blew up trying to arrest a cargonian
im fortniting it
i was a part of the resistance fr
play spess
slappy if you get gid at spess you can create wormholes into disposals that shred your enemies into meat to be served back to crew
rood
the game no limit
i could forever yap about how upstream is genuine dogshit
there was a vox antag earlier who made a tube into a voxifier that turned everyone vox and we suffocated without N2
cinema
all the other forks atleast GET CONTENT
did you ever want to experience the life of a service worker in space? because you can blow out an airlock and kill everyone in a department in one fell swoop
meanwhile,upstream nerfs or removes anything for antags </3
the hells upstream?
cant be havin fun round these parts
yes i do
me when the powertripping antag meets the raw unadulterated force of the suns plasma reaction stuffed inside a o2 canister

i had a round where i was contemplating murdering CE and a atmos that were testing out their maxcaps
so i could bomb the station as a dagd,,,
there we go apc destroyed
peak
but like what were the chances the atmos and ce were gonna fucking nuke me on spot right
why you played cs2 zozo
crate monies?
i just play war thunder bro i cant with spess anymore
i dont even get crates bruh
one time sink for another
spess takes too much of my time and attention
friend dragged me in with him to grind that shit so
sink? just call engineering to go look for it in maints
atleast am not going insane ALONE
lotg hop on mono
lotg hop on edf6
turns out rev was blowing out the lights and overloading engine
am too busy losing my mind playing BRIISH TANKS

CE is getting his soul sucked in north engi maint
me first brother
can i atleast get the digiboard
thats from qm bro,,,

who says ce didnt robbed qms shit
skateboarding illegal after a QM got brain damage from trying to reach nirvana and biffing it so hard
follow us everywhere @coolguyz.online
any gyats in the backrooms chat
Gramps, since when general is jollyral
Ok
jolly buddy holly
dk man
ive been tempted
we play spess tonight
gonna antagfish for nukie or rev head
3 hours spending to patch with mod
so it doesnt crash
video gamng
it takes less time than that ackshually

also i tweak my own mods to get my personal best experience
(its cbt)
so 3 hour
Think ima play Stardew
The goal is strawberries
OOOO
A whole field
anyone into strange game mysteries?
I would play Stardew on my phone but the UI is so broken
New game 
Whatโs CC 
Oh no Iโve never done that lol
is this the farm game
wha

Iโve never actually beaten the game lol
WHA
Or done community center stuff

The green thingies are still a mystery to me
what the heck have u been doin
Farming
Fortnite has had cars for a couple years now
hello chudnations
chud not chad
how can chad be alpha if he's really chud
my mind is chudded even though my boing is swag
schrodingers chad
planck's chud constant
but im a chuuud
am eepy
FUCKKK i wanna get the battlepass thing
they have the fucking BRIDE FROM KILL BILL
Is it good this season?
wdym
man that cow
i just started today
I didnโt like the premise of the 7 type storm stuff
i like kill bill i want the bride only
that valley
FUCK how do i make 10 bucks quickly bro
when does this shit end
i NEED HER
march 5th.
thats how they get you dakota
nah dw
i JUST want her
the invincible skins are gone so i dont like any of these chopped ass characters
if they come back tho imma be wasting my money
atom eve ๐คง๐คง๐คง
or the lesbian arcane skins
radiohead but its GEN Z BRAINROT type
thats like an actual song on yt aswell
i got the fortnite victory royale
I GOT THE UVS TO FIT NEATLY ACROSS THE WHOLE TEXTURE WITHOUT HAVING TO MANUALLY EDIT THEM

i LOVE my chungus life
radiohead but good
allat just to make a shitty texture y'all
Go to any big discord server, find a mod, say you're underage and agree to vc
Free nitro, free vbucks, free fbi visit to your house
Free ban from discord
understood

its almost time for my yearly rewatch of ovechkins greatest shots
peep this shot bro ๐
its the 8months anniversary of him getting a record 895 goals
Good ass shot
just picked up my package from aliexpress, i wonder if ill get cancer after opening it
you will
i order cancer from ali express regularly
also to pick it up i had to go inside a gas station and make human contact
unbelivable

polish
polish
You live there? or you live in uk or germany
poland is ok
its better than czech
i would say its better than hungary even though hungarian food fucks
๐ซ
alrights im home, time to get cancer
i live in poland
yo peak
yeah that was obvious
not really
given your name
the usa?
hard disagree brother
america isnt even old enough to compare
if it lasts another 2k years then maybe it can compete with idk sudan
or slovakia
i didnt say anything about culture
that was about immigration patterns
and the usa's population is maybe 0.0x% made of immigration
unless you count its foundational mass colonisation/immigration event
or maybe the total pattern of several first nation/indigenous people moving around
technically everyone is an immigrant
true
if you go far enough back everyones old man walked out somewhere
i think its a natural part of animals
birds migrate whales migrate humans migrate
im glad e33 won its awards but this is funny
I loved e33 but damn it didnt need to win both indie awards
And it was crazy it won RPG over KCD2
e33 didnt feel too much like a proper RPG, but KCD2 was THE rpg
Never heard about e33๐ฅ
yeah, best rpg should have gone to kcd for sure
and e33 didnt need 3 nominees for acting
tom mckay should have gotten a nomination and won
the rest tho im fine with
if they were gonna have 3 nominees Gustave's VA shouldn't of been on there
Renoir's should have been
obviously
you're telling me there was what
silksong on there?
and wuthering waves won?
wuthering waves?
social engineering paired with botting
i guess the chinese playerbase musta also had play in voting in it
LOL
its so obvious its ridiculous
"players" voice
WOW im surprised dispatch got so low
i was expecting it to be toe to toe with silksong
i mean it is up against big names
but wuthering waves being a bottom feeder is hilarious
tga should have disqualified it
but not like the game awards matter all that much anyway
yea how did they not know
but it is so obvious its crazy, zero attempt to even hide it
just a couple massive jumps
whats the source for this btw
i only found it on one reddit post and everyone is like "Trust me bro" as the source
yeah cant find source so it may be false
but still, there is no way it would have or should have won
is that wuthering waves winning goty ?
Game looks cool, but damn, it being over the other big titles is kinda nuts
i never checked but, is goty voted by players or is it decided by an appointed sort of jury who does the voting
i dont want to finish generator rex
hellll yea
i cant believe he lost tho
also also im pretty sure he got knocked out wayyy earlier than we think
right? im pretty sure this will affect him later for sure
hes been auto piloting the entire fight
dudes gonna have some mental breakdown
cinema
did u watch the post credit
is like le marvel movies!!!

dood is on life support
the mask is the only thing keeping him alive
brainnnns

they added in a eye of cthulhu in pz for terraria
im too old to understand what this means
terraria is a game
idk what type honestly
sidescroller i think but its sandbox
but they had a spiffo plush that would summon a little spiffo pet and it would follow you
today im raiding a day care and i find the eye if cthulhu mixed in with their toys
Terraria for me is A 2D survival horror game 80% of time
i love that game
You haven't experienced payday fully yet If you haven't been one shotted by a green dozer's punch and shotgun combo
Ptsd from green dovers
what kinda shit is that woman getting into where not only does she need a horsemans pick, her old one fell apart
get into your
that you bud?
You can see the greek roots
lmao
I'd buy a gyro from you
nah hes not that guy
some baclava, or bacmagma
hes the fat old man whos smoking cigarillos on his curb eating various meats
greek way
Yessir
my uncle is a famous meat seller and smokes cigarillosn
time to eat chimken 
now to give it to that peasant woman so she can slaughter whatever enemies stand in her way
need sumthin to watch
tanks for nothin










