lol i left a few actual beers in mine
#general_chat
stone meadow
stone meadow
donating to the cleaning staff
karmic jetty
hotel cleaners when the desk chair is suddenly facing the bed 
stone meadow
hotel cleaners when the desk chair is suddenly facing the bed <a:Sus:12183080654...
howd you know i was sitting there
empty frigate
the cuck chair
stone meadow
ah of course
last spoke
Oh, what's this?
stone meadow
VR drunk driving
empty frigate
diringg
karmic jetty
looks fun does it have realistic collision
stone meadow
well it did have FFB
karmic jetty
can u get thrown out of ur windshield
stone meadow
no, i didnt have somethibg that crazy
last spoke
No like the game, doofus
empty frigate
No like the game, doofus
dirving
lilac quarry
dRViving
empty frigate
rv there yet
stone meadow
No like the game, doofus
assetto corsa
last spoke
Which one? Aren't there like a bajillion of those?
harsh vault
hai scarf
stone meadow
Which one? Aren't there like a bajillion of those?
its the one callled assetto corsa
costs like £8
harsh vault
just say the first one
stone meadow
well idk if it is the first one
neon bramble
he rides
last spoke
Lemme see its protonDB rating
If so that's a cop once we've got the frame
This one?
Is it like 6DOF holding the wheel or is it keyboard/controlelr?
empty frigate
billejean
last spoke
Or is it like a whole steering wheel?
empty frigate
would you rather fight 100 baby sized men, or 1 adult sized baby?
proven ruin
id fight 100 manbabies
harsh vault
i so jolly
neat moat
Id fight and win against 200 floofies
rain mango
YOU'RE ALL SMOKERS.
proven ruin
i am the last person on earth who does not take smoker
junior spindle
oh my god i was playing with music on
proven ruin
guess im never taking motion sickness either
neat moat
i would kick sharkbaits ass
You cant even kick that hight with them little legs
proven ruin
6 minute car ride giving you almost lethal fevers
junior spindle
BRO
proven ruin
how did this person function before the apocalypse
junior spindle
THIS HELICOPTER HAS BEEN HOVERING OVER ME
FOR 12 HOURS?
DOES IT EVEN HAVE THE FUEL TO DO SO?
rain mango
You cant even kick that hight with them little legs
STTTOOOOPPPP
rain mango
DOES IT EVEN HAVE THE FUEL TO DO SO?
\
rain mango
level 1 aiming
junior spindle
shotgun
rain mango
extreme panic moodle
junior spindle
beta blockers
rain mango
sprinters
junior spindle
survival
rain mango
high exertion
junior spindle
we ball
rain mango
tired moodle
junior spindle
caffeine pills
rain mango
jammed shotgun
junior spindle
OK THE NOISE STOPPED
I peeped the windows saw no zombies
I shall remove the crates from my door and scan the area
rain mango
and you have an accent?
british accent
junior spindle
I am not getting Xp ticks from life and living tv past 7/13
neat moat
was it a fake one?
junior spindle
I'm in range cuz I'm lowering my boredom
karmic jetty
https://youtu.be/oaOG1xOk7XY
YOOO POG
rain mango
i sound better with a british accent than i do with an american one
karmic jetty
rain mango
dont even joke lad
quasi slate
Lol
empty frigate
miniscule stone age society in that bucket
this chat name kinda sound like jellyroll
heavy ivy
this bucket is a simple forge apparently
yeee that ones been there since day one of b42 lol
my best guess is the mapper used a tile included in the simple forge and thus it can be used as such
proven ruin
what is this, a bronze age for ants?
how are we supposed to metallurgize if we cant fit in the bucket
it will need to be at least three times as big
clear compass
Anything can be a forge if you use enough fire.
junior spindle
ok im stacked bro
proven ruin
based on the premise of that statement
junior spindle
im only using like short blunt and i have like
clear compass
i am going to make cotton candy a forge
I wish you luck on your endeavors. Paramedics are on standby.
proven ruin
as long as they getting paid
clear compass
3 hammers in: Left Ankle (Bite, infected)
proven ruin
i dither constantly between "this character uses an axe and their happiness is contingent on desperately sourcing more axes" versus "this character uses any stubby blunt object and will never want for an abundance of eternal weaponry"
junior spindle
how much gas does a generator swallow for a fridge, oven and four lights on average
& can you indoor farm?
or only rooftop farm
clear compass
~.15 litres the last time I played.
junior spindle
I thought about just like tossing dirt on my floor
clear compass
Mhm.
junior spindle
a genny holds 10L right
clear compass
Per day. They're really efficient, unless they changed something.
young kelp
junior spindle
the devs knew what they were doing
proven ruin
im calculating our odds of success at 66 point 6 6 repeating
junior spindle
I js ate a peak male meal in zomboidy
steak roast with one stake one frank no ocean
Any girls in the chat I have a question about how to present my gift to my girlfriend
proven ruin
use wrapping paper and flowers. any grocery store worth a shi. card nice too. little things make a gift
junior spindle
No I'll show pictures hold on
clear compass
Or cute outfit scavenger in the apocalypse.
junior spindle
Keep it alone or put it in the bag
rain mango
Any girls in the chat I have a question about how to present my gift to my girlf...
hello!!
stiff geyser
Omg Mix haiiiii
junior spindle
Pitch in on this
clear compass
Helloh, Fred! I hope you're well.
rain mango
Keep it alone or put it in the bag
put it in the bag
proven ruin
take the box out the bag and wrap the box. with card
rain mango
not putting it in the bag will look lazy
junior spindle
It has a card inside
rain mango
bring her favorite candy too!
junior spindle
I can't
stiff geyser
Helloh, Fred! I hope you're well.
My life has been going down lately but at least I have a bf now so I can't complain lmao
clear compass
I'm happy for you! Congratulations!
junior spindle
I have to take the train to her for like two hours bro 😭
last spoke
I hope things work out for you without much headache.
So you're fine with a little headache
stiff geyser
So you're fine with a little headache
That's life
clear compass
So you're fine with a little headache
That's the default state of life.
clear compass
That's life
Same braincell.
proven ruin
120 euros on train fare sounds practically american
stiff geyser
Like the Joker said, life isn't hard, you just want it to be easy
junior spindle
120 euros on train fare sounds practically american
It's funny number per ride
vagrant moss
Not so jollyral chat
clear compass
Not so jollyral chat
You get used to it.
junior spindle
*holds back tears* it's 6.7 euros per ride
last spoke
Like the Joker said, life isn't hard, you just want it to be easy
Why wouldn't I want it easy? Easy gives me options
stiff geyser
Why wouldn't I want it easy? Easy gives me options
Life is never what you expected it to be
junior spindle
But I'm gonna buy this new thing they brought out
stiff geyser
Stuff goes wrong all the time
last spoke
Life is whatever I make of it
rain mango
67
clear compass
Bönk
stiff geyser
Life is whatever I make of it
Not really tho
Not everything works out. Sometimes shit goes wrong without notice and stuff like that
last spoke
Why are you being a downer at me?
clear compass
Honestly, that's just realistic.
sacred schooner
Bonk™
bronze moat
Pretty Derby won best mobile game!
rain mango
i might give my zomboid survivor a maid outfit
mmmffggghjgikr8gr84eg34i8834843843843834843
onyx igloo
how i look after a 3 hour nap
clear compass
Maid outfits should be base game. The world would be better with more.
clear compass
neon bramble
no dont want to brave LV for a maid outfit
clear compass
no dont want to brave LV for a maid outfit
Pfft. Coward.
neon bramble
I am not risking my life just so the mecahnic can feel pretty
holding my vehicle hostage
when I could be doing greater things
clear compass
Like what? Existing somewhere?
Looking at your car you full restored but will never drive?
neon bramble
why do you think the mechanic has me hostage
cause I actually use it
I am a notorious trunk abuser
clear compass
onyx igloo
i main mechanic and like to perfect cars lmao
onyx igloo
i main mechanic and like to perfect cars lmao
i remember my friend crashing one of our cars into a tree so beat him over the head with the closest metal object
clear compass
Could be worse.
neon bramble
my friends like to send me on fetch quests
clear compass
I spent a lot of MP time building a home from total scratch?
neon bramble
because I am usually out to go go go at the soonest opportunity
rain mango
me wishing i could be a short softie
clear compass
Only to fall to my death from the 5th floor while trying to rig up showers.
last spoke
You wanna be like me?
stiff geyser
Only to fall to my death from the 5th floor while trying to rig up showers.
Do it like me and just build the whole thing using the mapping tools
harsh vault
You wanna be like me?
ur cool
neon bramble
what I want is usually something someone else already has and has somewhere they want me to go
stiff geyser
Now that I think about it... I haven't touched my bunker since I got a bf lmao
clear compass
harsh vault
hai mix
clear compass
Helloh!
onyx igloo
would you hop in this inconspicious blue van
last spoke
harsh vault
scarf are you short
neon bramble
how short is being short
pale berry
onyx igloo
gnome
clear compass
Is anyone below 5'9'' really an adult?
pale berry
Is anyone below 5'9'' really an adult?
True
clear compass
rain mango
EVIL FUCKER
onyx igloo
Is anyone below 5'9'' really an adult?
no they just paused development
neon bramble
you still age so bullshit
harsh vault
hai sean
harsh vault
@last spoke would you want to hang tommorow
last spoke
I'm working tomorrow
harsh vault
after work maybe?
neon bramble
onyx igloo
honlin mimi....
neat moat
the fact that youre a minor makes that statement worse 💀
harsh vault
i like free ddr5 vans
sturdy lily
i js suirvived one month for the first time
harsh vault
the fact that youre a minor makes that statement worse 💀
kidnappers should really stop kidnapping children, they dont bring anything to the table. An adults organs are worth alot and can be extorted in more ways than a child.
harsh vault
i js suirvived one month for the first time
congrats!
sturdy lily
is that like a good milestone
harsh vault
i mean, if its your first time ya
dont let anyone do you better
be happi with what you achieved
clear compass
Hey.
clear compass
I am the Mix.
neat moat
the one who mixxes
)
harsh vault
w<
rain mango
who is mix
neat moat
a mixture
rain mango
@clear compass who are you
clear compass
I'm Mix. I'm your local resident trash.
stiff geyser
who is mix
Idk but everyone loves her fr
tropic spoke
i remember one time i joined a game and saw the pits of hell
where could this possibly be😭
clear compass
Idk but everyone loves her fr
Lies!
onyx igloo
where could this possibly be😭
hmm... New Hampshire
clear compass
Do not the Mix.
rain mango
everyone loves mix?
tropic spoke
hmm... New Hampshire
makes sense
sturdy lily
guys i j ust looted fallas lake and west point where should i go now
im in riverside i base there
clear compass
Your mother's house. She prolly misses you.
narrow rune
Your mother's house. She prolly misses you.
Hi mix
narrow rune
I am how about you
sturdy lily
how do i remove the cracks from buildings
clear compass
I'm exhausted, but I'll be fine. Nothing caffeine can't fix.
clear compass
how do i remove the cracks from buildings
(Real talk there's likely a mod for it.)
narrow rune
I'm exhausted, but I'll be fine. Nothing caffeine can't fix.
I went through a surprising amount of energy drinks this week when I normally don't even touch them
clear compass
I'd say not to, but I pretty much exist on them.
onyx igloo
coffee cake fuels my lifeforce
narrow rune
I went to a concert Tuesday night and got home around past midnight so it kinda lagged me the rest of the week
onyx igloo
the lemon blueberry one
clear compass
I went to a concert Tuesday night and got home around past midnight so it kinda ...
Really, you have my sympathies.
narrow rune
That sounds very sarcastic
I've had the weirdest habit of waking up at 4:30 am the past few weeks and just not falling asleep
clear compass
It's not. I've had long term sleeping issues most of my life.
clear compass
So like, from the bottom of my heart, I sympathize.
clear compass
Ehhhh
narrow rune
I'm still mixed on 42 but it's better with a friend that's for sure
clear compass
I'd need a friend to actually play it with me because playing with randoms is slightly more pleasant than a kidney stone.
tropic spoke
What’s the issue with 42?
clear compass
Players.
narrow rune
I'd need a friend to actually play it with me because playing with randoms is sl...
I've only ever really done co-op it's def the way to go
rain mango
✌️
clear compass
Players are the issue.
narrow rune
Doing an un modded run and it's a bit odd
rain mango
been awhile
onyx igloo
i think i have too much of a skill issue to host a server on b42 anyway
rain mango
how stable are b42's servers is there as much desync as in b41?
clear compass
I just generally don't like multiplayer games like that.
Like imagine walking along, minding your own business when a fucking car flies down the road at mach fuck, killing you and two other zombies.
tropic spoke
Like imagine walking along, minding your own business when a fucking car flies d...
That sounds hilarious
I’d love that
clear compass
Sure, until your ~20 hour character gets reduced to nothing.
narrow rune
Heyo NasKo long time bub
slate sage
wdym two "other" zombies 
onyx igloo
Like imagine walking along, minding your own business when a fucking car flies d...
average day in new york
clear compass
wdym two "other" zombies <:sus:1110997725559926854>
I'll tell you when you're older.
narrow rune
I had this little oopsie
tropic spoke
Sure, until your ~20 hour character gets reduced to nothing.
Tbh I don’t really care too much about my characters I mainly care about my bases and loot that I collect
clear compass
Tbh I don’t really care too much about my characters I mainly care about my base...
Then you'd likely enjoy it more than I would.
I'm not telling you not to play it, just that it's not for me.
tropic spoke
Then you'd likely enjoy it more than I would.
I'm not telling you not to play i...
Wait is that how it usually goes?
clear compass
How what usually goes? I'm sorry, I don't follow.
narrow rune
Whenever j tried a random multiplayer server I just get hit with it being already deep into the world, there's zero loot and everything's overgrown and it just isn't that fun
tropic spoke
How what usually goes? I'm sorry, I don't follow.
Mp on pz
narrow rune
Or you don't see somebody for like 4 hours and the one time you do it's a laggy fight pushing the other one over
clear compass
For me, usually.
tropic spoke
Whenever j tried a random multiplayer server I just get hit with it being alread...
That I do think is kinda lame
clear compass
Besides, I genuinely enjoy the sense of isolation single player is.
Alone in a dying world. The last few humans over the radio waves having long since deceased.
tropic spoke
Besides, I genuinely enjoy the sense of isolation single player is.
Same it really makes you feel like the LAST person alive
clear compass
Agreed!
slate sage
I had this little oopsie
wormhole
tropic spoke
Terrifying too
clear compass
Sometimes I'll roleplay a bit, keeping a radio on just to hear the empty sounds of the world.
tropic spoke
Sometimes I'll roleplay a bit, keeping a radio on just to hear the empty sounds ...
I feel like role play in a game like that is essential to getting the full experience
clear compass
The only voice talking back being the AEBS who's power is slowly flickering out.
narrow rune
I do co-op with my buddy who I've played pz with for a few years
We've got it on lock
tropic spoke
feels like l4d2 in a way
I usually see it like the walking dead since the zombies are similar
clear compass
I think it would be cool with the introduction of survivors to have isolation take a much bigger role in the game. The human brain does freaky-deaky shit when you isolate it. Imagine having to manage with magazines or something?
onyx igloo
I usually see it like the walking dead since the zombies are similar
that too
clear compass
It would also give utility to something most people overlook.
tropic spoke
i hate my friends so fuckin much it isnt funny :/
What’d ur friends do 😭
onyx igloo
its moreso my friend group is just out of pocket lmao
rain mango
What’d ur friends do 😭
i simply just hate their guts is all
all "friends" do is disappoint and ruin everything
tropic spoke
I think it would be cool with the introduction of survivors to have isolation ta...
Like hallucinations or schizophrenia?
stiff geyser
I think it would be cool with the introduction of survivors to have isolation ta...
That just happends to the player once they get bored lol
onyx igloo
i remember my friend hearing the youngest of the groups voice, he walked up to us
my friend proceeded to shoot the youngest of our group
clear compass
Like hallucinations or schizophrenia?
Yeah. Early onset could be things like 'restless sleeper' trait without taking it.
tropic spoke
its moreso my friend group is just out of pocket lmao
I can imagine 💀
onyx igloo
i shouldve recorded it
tropic spoke
i simply just hate their guts is all
Sounds like good friends u have there
onyx igloo
"BRO WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME???!!"
"funny.."
narrow rune
What's your guys fav music genre
tropic spoke
Yeah. Early onset could be things like 'restless sleeper' trait without taking i...
I love when games get super into detail like that
tropic spoke
"BRO WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME???!!"
"funny.."
U should have recorded it
onyx igloo
What's your guys fav music genre
i dont have one
i like alot of different genres
onyx igloo
U should have recorded it
it was exactly like the classic cod videos with a squeaker
clear compass
I love when games get super into detail like that
During the Lunar Landings tests, scientists did heavy testing into the effects of isolation on the human brain. Imagine if avoiding human settlements entirely carried a negative modifier you could fix with magazines?
You could even have introverted and extroverted traits which increase or decrease the effect of isolation on the player.
stiff geyser
During the Lunar Landings tests, scientists did heavy testing into the effects o...
Nothing that hottiez couldn't fix 🙏
tropic spoke
During the Lunar Landings tests, scientists did heavy testing into the effects o...
And what if the magazines only helped so much that the character still gets affected by the isolations leading to other effects
rain mango
Sounds like good friends u have there
mm not really
clear compass
Nothing that hottiez couldn't fix 🙏
Okay, but jokes aside, yeah.
rain mango
i grow to hate everybody close to me eventually
clear compass
"I read it for the articles I swear"
clear compass
And what if the magazines only helped so much that the character still gets affe...
That would be accurate!
tropic spoke
i grow to hate everybody close to me eventually
Like actually?
onyx igloo
that aswell happened to me with one person
tropic spoke
They don’t have pets in the game do they?
onyx igloo
although the dude was kinda toxic so
rain mango
Like actually?
yes
tropic spoke
Pets would be a game changer in the whole isolation idea
half kettle
and sustain myself off of sunlight
vital marten
I think it would be cool with the introduction of survivors to have isolation ta...
If so I’d like a “loner” trait that reduces this and gives anxiety/panic levels when around unknown survivors, survivors become “known” after a set period of time
I like this idea
clear compass
If so I’d like a “loner” trait that reduces this and gives anxiety/panic levels ...
That is a neat idea. Since there's an intended trading system too, you could have it slightly harm your trading skills too.
tropic spoke
Pz is just full of so much potential it’s insane
onyx igloo
how about a misanthrope
tropic spoke
new digital circus is pog
Its out?
onyx igloo
gets all pissy when near people
clear compass
Alright you mega dorks. I need to go to work.
Stay out of trouble. Or don't. I'm not your mother.
tropic spoke
Nah I saw that
narrow rune
yes <a:howieyes:790340715523473419>
Hi you
karmic jetty
ur also a snail
tropic spoke
yes <a:howieyes:790340715523473419>
Bet ima watch it rn
narrow rune
ur also a snail
No im ough
narrow rune
why arent u jolly
Idk how
long swan
so i can't host a multiplayer game if i don't change my steam username?
i haven't changed my username in 16 years
actually maybe 12
still
it wasn't a problem before
why is it a problem now?
neon bramble
I'd need a friend to actually play it with me because playing with randoms is sl...
I'm all for player on player violence zomboid is kinda not it
the combat is just ass for pvp and the sledgehammer is a masterkey
too easy to be a rat bastard
zomboid is just not made for free range interaction
neon bramble
state mandated jolly
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/my-jolly-reaction-jolly-my-honest-reaction-gif-5490890317...
karmic jetty
I'm all for player on player violence zomboid is kinda not it
as a long time zomboi roleplayer i agree 👴
technical combat is doodoo
neon bramble
oh wow what fun is it to camp in the trees with a scoped rifle
rain mango
I'm all for player on player violence zomboid is kinda not it
me when im in a worst fucking pvp system ever competition and my opponent is pz
karmic jetty
i havent tried the new combat yet so i hope theres skill involved
neon bramble
I generally dislike long range combat in permadeath/survival settings
karmic jetty
bcs back in ma day we won wars just by having the longest scope and hiding behind a bush
and if u have high ground u just dont get rendered bcs of the iso pov
last spoke
Well chat, I just used currency in exchange for a good or service
paper hull
mmos are the only genre of games where i can encounter a middle aged woman going through her 3rd divorce and also a teenager using slang i do not understand
this was a josh strife hayes line
i thought it was rad
neon bramble
the mmo era is a magical time
karmic jetty
its alll in the past now
stable oar
karmic jetty
nows the era of no player customization and gambling
oh u wanna change ur hair? how bout no
I HATE IT!!
last spoke
Oh yeah chat, I figured out why I vibed so hard with the teleporter event track for the new ROR2 DLC stages
neon bramble
oh u wanna change ur hair? how bout no
dont like the hair? open a dozen boxes for a new skin you might like
last spoke
It sounds straight out of one of those side scrolling 2D racing flash games from 2012
narrow rune
u gotta be jolly
neon bramble
I like it better when gamboling in gaming was your playstyle
karmic jetty
ah so jolly
tropic spoke
https://youtu.be/s-7kgr1GP1I?si=oRSnSAXYE5eLIowR
this is a peak game right here
narrow rune
ah so jolly
See I can b jolly
neon bramble
See I can b jolly
neon bramble
i thought it was rad
rain mango
dude pz has so much potential with mods
karmic jetty
See I can b jolly
rain mango
literally recreating arma reforger
neon bramble
special infected mods
the zomboid gamer needs to experience the tension of of DF leapers
is it gonna get you? probably not if you have a working brain
its slow, predictable but always instakils no matter what so it's just in the back of your mind when you see the lanky mf
agile pendant
Could anyone help me for tech support
paper hull
rain mango
well im a mug blooded american ya hear
these freedom lovin veins got nothin but root beer
shrewd smelt
You need an exorcist.
rain mango
neat moat
bro is bigger than you
rain mango
STOPPP
empty frigate
small
shrewd smelt
Smol
empty frigate
cat bigger than you
shrewd smelt
If cats are in B42 I want the option to strap a house alarm to them. Purfect bait.
clear compass
Am back. It's snowing a bit.
empty frigate
i scheee youu.... cough
clear compass
Also @rain mango be the change you wanna see in the world or something.
empty frigate
did you just what
onyx igloo
my co-driver in assetto corsa rally watching me fly into the same tree for the 30th time:
karmic jetty
monka its finally out https://youtu.be/ZqpAaFfLZkw?si=VD4qGDy7_3LKS_JL
rain mango
Also <@456226577798135808> be the change you wanna see in the world or something...
me btw
empty frigate
yes (lying)
empty frigate
How high are you?
im good, how are u
lmao
it's just lyrics to one of my favorite songs called "stuff is way" by they might be giants
clear compass
empty frigate
who had you would
i yes you could
ivory grail
https://youtu.be/0HIxicU6Q2k?si=6cwqKexgVe1zlFVD
Frostpunk 2 has recently released the first dlc
empty frigate
oh hell yeah
oh also that guy who was complaining about being muted for ball jokes left the server which i find kinda funny
it probably wasn't even the mods, it wa probably automod
last spoke
It's nice when people filter themselves
empty frigate
☃️
rain mango
egg is dum
vital marten
Evelyn go to bed
stable oar
bofa?
empty frigate
bro is sleeping in game
vital marten
Lmao
rain mango
my stupid chud life
empty frigate
is she stupid
rain mango
are there pride flag mods for pz
vital marten
It counts egg trust
rain mango
i need to hang up trans flag
vital marten
are there pride flag mods for pz
Ofc
rain mango
THERE IS
vital marten
There’s mods for practically anything lol
rain mango
LEEETS FUUUCKING GOOOOOO
rain mango
i love maids
neon bramble
empty frigate
https://tenor.com/view/dog-swing-gif-23878746
thanks
rain mango
burn the american flag
i will
vital marten
Waiting for b42 mp and then I’ll make pz my first 1000 hour game 
neon bramble
the way this artist draws breastplates make me 😳
vital marten
I like the gauntlets
empty frigate
y'all wanna set up mines around our houses together this christmas for christmas carolers :3
empty frigate
it means you are not sleeping
vital marten
Not sleep
rain mango
is woke just anything i dont like
empty frigate
just heard this banger of a line from zach in a mikeburnsfire video
"i hope hell is real and i hope you are in it"
neon bramble
vital marten
empty frigate
wish there was a mod where if any mod threw out errors it would just immediately kill your character and crash your game/pc
white obsidian
there is
empty frigate
i ain't pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days 🙏
white obsidian
i ain't pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days 🙏
french people:
vital marten
white obsidian
true ig
rain mango
i love my fell for it again award
white obsidian
i have more fun with the boys if the game is fun
vital marten
gram gram going to battle
white obsidian
i love my fell for it again award
wdym
white obsidian
fell for what tho
rain mango
it
last spoke
what even is woke
Originally "Woke" meant awake and aware of the injustices black people face, but yeah, now it just means "anything I don't like"
rain mango
fuck my stupid fucking chud life
white obsidian
rain mango
god i wish i had friends who were always there for me
vital marten
sean lmfao
last spoke
my dumbass almost just ate string
Can I have some?
vital marten
why
onyx igloo
sean lmfao
it looked the same color
white obsidian
god i wish i had friends who were always there for me
that sucks bro im sorry
vital marten
it looked the same color
😭
rain mango
that sucks bro im sorry
i am miserable :)))
white obsidian
wha happun
vital marten
god i wish i had friends who were always there for me
my friends had babies so they've been stolen
rain mango
mood swing idk
vital marten
little demon spawns /s
rain mango
i feel as if im being driven to insanity
onyx igloo
i feel as if im being driven to insanity
stop drinking the insanity juice
onyx igloo
i should be a therapist
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
i will confuse the patient into stopping crying
(real method btw)
i think stunning them with stupid questions works too
white obsidian
i feel as if im being driven to insanity
yea I used to have those the pain in my head would get so bad Id pace my room in a hazy mania and have to take a lot of pain killers
vital marten
i think stunning them with stupid questions works too
lmafao
white obsidian
probably not the best option but whatre ya gonna do
white obsidian
i think stunning them with stupid questions works too
yea its a thing but we never actually do it
vital marten
i will confuse the patient into stopping crying
"is this guy even qualified to be a therapist?"
onyx igloo
"is this guy even qualified to be a therapist?"
"no why do you ask"
vital marten
vital marten
i feel the same
empty frigate
same
white obsidian
you will get there
karmic jetty
hepi is to be fought for
white obsidian
I got there and I believe yall will too
empty frigate
onyx igloo
i want to be happy again
you need a mint oreo blizzard from dairy queen
rain mango
ugh
empty frigate
icy vigil
<:map_egg:1295951229163147336>
Never realized this
sturdy lily
i found out that my mom has me saved as my full government name in her phone
rain mango
now i must start nuew run
we are fred kanosss armyyy
a jolly lot are weee
fred kano is our captaiinnn
charlie chaplain our occcc
icy vigil
i found out that my mom has me saved as my full government name in her phone
what if your mom is a spy agent
sturdy lily
what if your mom is a spy agent
wouldnt be suprised with the stuff she says to me
icy vigil
and keeping terms of endearment out of contact lists makes you less of a target
icy vigil
i'td be better to kidnap someone named "son"
sturdy lily
i was just playing a game with my friends and she yells out "i think you fucking hate me and want me to die"
icy vigil
than some full name rando
rain mango
mein gott what a jolly fine lot
are the ragtime infantryy
what song describes your life
white obsidian
the one about adam sandler being pegged
white obsidian
motion sickness
took that trait
oh my fucking good
its so fucking stupid
fever and overheated for 12 hours because I drove 30 mph down the road for 10 minutes
vital marten
Go faster
vital marten
Now do it drunk
white obsidian
I hate how bad they neutered combat aswell
but like
i can live with that I guess
onyx igloo
the guns are still a bit iffy
white obsidian
i specifically mean how my character starts pissing and shitting and crying if he has to fight more than 4 zombies with a suboptimal weapon or no skill in weapons
i mean i get it being a bit too much before - I could kill like easily high 50s with 0/0/0 str/fit/weapon skill before, but like. 10/10/0 I shouldnt be getting gassed after fighting 3 zombies
peak possible human condition and I cant drag a corpse 50 feet without having a brain aneurysm
empty frigate
i can kill a zombie with my bare hands 😎
onyx igloo
bro has bites on his hands
empty frigate
if a zombie came up to me and tried to bite me i would tell them no and they would listen 😎
onyx igloo
i got a metal baseball bat irl should work good enough
white obsidian
im jsut complaining to complain though
vital marten
Give this blue paint a new coat
white obsidian
ill just fix it in settings since its so impossibly cancer base
neat moat
when are you going back to Santa's workshop btw @rain mango
rain mango
BULLY
icy vigil
gotta be long tempered instead
vital marten
Little big planet
empty frigate
rip little big planet
icy vigil
vital marten
That coat is so uniform
icy vigil
i actually dont care what the gif says
but the cat looks so smug and condescending so i send it
white obsidian
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120430126027526224/1271077490382733323/S...
polar kernel
yesterday was my birthday
my girlfriend made banana bread and we watched five evenings at frederick fazbears the sequel
it sucked but it was fun to shit on
shrewd smelt
https://tenor.com/view/christmas-cheer-goku-jolly-present-gif-100777424627837386...
I'd rather steal it from you instead.
polar kernel
I'd rather steal it from you instead.
have you ever been struck with a tungsten ball
mods please hit this user with a 125mm APERS shell
shrewd smelt
I will egg your house.
neon bramble
spiral condor
rain mango
i rather be caught cheating than be caught a coldplay fan
empty frigate
ihychfiabforc 💔
rain mango
abcdefghijklmnop 💔
empty frigate
iheaywdily
empty frigate
iheaywdily
three days grace
rain mango
i hate everything about you why do i love you
empty frigate
you hate everything about me why do you love me
oblique stream
sup slopeater
empty frigate
sup doggy
oblique stream
I aint talking to you
oblique stream
How rude
empty frigate
don't worry i mean it in jest 😇
oblique stream
Why are you disrespecting me bruv
empty frigate
my mistake original gangster
empty frigate
for what purpose?
Why, dost thou cast aspersions upon my honor, my dear compatriot?
Nay, 'tis but a folly of mine, a misstep akin to that of a venerable patriarch of the streets!
But hark, this transgression cannot easily be pardoned; I beseech thee, unfurl the folds of thy pantaloons' receptacles.
For what cause, pray tell?
And release thine possessions to the abyss, as it were —
For what cause, I implore?
Indeed, I am armed with the power to summon the diminutive Travis, known colloquially as Little, to pass judgment upon thy tomfoolery.
karmic jetty
empty frigate
it was supposed to be cold in december but it's 70 fucking degrees fahrenheit down here in the south
cosmic jay
Hihi cat chat
empty frigate
halo
cosmic jay
How art thy
fathom igloo
It took me a second to understand the new chat name
empty frigate
good so far, you?
cosmic jay
Could be better lol
tender igloo
It took me a second to understand the new chat name
i couldnt find it earlier in the car and got mad lol
empty frigate
Could be better lol
fair
karmic jetty
ah so jolly
cosmic jay
I miss having friends to play couch co-op games with ngl
Also couch co-op games are underrated
empty frigate
i need to play games with more people
especially pz
none of my friends really play pz
cosmic jay
Egg cat
oblique stream
ill never be a cat or an egg
empty frigate
once jolly season is over i think i'll be changing this pfp
karmic jetty
bootleg lain
empty frigate
took me a while to get the hat right where you could see it in frame
empty frigate
bootleg lain
i am jolly
i am spreading cheer
i have christmas presents
help me to spread holiday cheer
rain mango
im very tired
and im not feeling right
all i wish is to be alone
stay away
dont u invade my home
ayyy i got one
empty frigate
anybody else realize that talking to people is like chess
except i don't know how to play chess
:(
tender igloo
except i don't know how to play chess
you meet the right ones it turns into effortless talkies , just keep at it
empty frigate
thanks
i just get socially exhausted easily
and for some reason most of the people i talk to aren't very nice like ever
it's kinda pushed me away from talking to people and made me somewhat antisocial
tender igloo
and for some reason most of the people i talk to aren't very nice like ever
like online n stuff?
empty frigate
irl
shrewd smelt
anybody else realize that talking to people is like chess
No. Talking to people is a dance. One must remember not to step on your partner's toes. To play them like chess is like...some sociopath type shit.
shrewd smelt
You and me both.
tender igloo
irl
humans are wierd complex creatures and just being older and meeting my fair share of pieces of sharts i realize everyone is battling something theyre the way they are for whatever reason regardless if we can understand it or not but there are decent people out there and despite it being exhausting never give up looking for the nicers
empty frigate
thanks you guys
lyric galleon
i am jolly
i am spreading cheer
i have christmas presents
help me to spread hol...
im going to betray and lock you in the jolly chamber
empty frigate
NOOO
what if egg was betrayed and locked in the jolly chamber for 1 thousand years?
shrewd smelt
Don't tempt me, I'll steal the jolly chamber. With egg in it.
No joke. I don't expect presents this year.
karmic jetty
hyperjolly time chamber
tacit meadow
anybody else realize that talking to people is like chess
Ur just doing it wront
Chess that is
tacit meadow
No. Talking to people is a dance. One must remember not to step on your partner'...
Real
Better yet tho
I think talking to people is like having a conversation.
grand comet
hello people
grand comet
anybody else realize that talking to people is like chess
rtl chess gif
loud pumice
Metal bat with bolts my beloved 
Slow metabolism is pretty good later on. It's like taking light eater, but it gives you extra trait points at the cost of making your early game miserable.
candid patio
I went to my works Christmas party tonight
I had a bad time
I put that I was vegetarian on my invitation.
They had prepared special meals for vegetarians
You gave them your name and they'd go check in the back and if your name was on the list they'd bring you your meal
toxic relic
work party is an oxymoron
candid patio
I wasn't on the list
toxic relic
not your fault
candid patio
You still in Bulgaria?
toxic relic
its a social obligation where you dick ride your boss outside of work for no overtime
candid patio
do you really party or that unprofessional
Some people were. We left early
toxic relic
You still in Bulgaria?
yessir, i spent the past few days in romania and czech tho
onyx igloo
its a social obligation where you dick ride your boss outside of work for no ove...
Why
onyx igloo
I dont want him to feel good
toxic relic
good
candid patio
You only got 2 drink tickets but also they had taxi vouchers to take you home
toxic relic
yoy shouldnt
toxic relic
You only got 2 drink tickets but also they had taxi vouchers to take you home
insane
drink ticket
candid patio
I'm not sure if the heavy drinkers could buy more drinks or what
toxic relic
erhm yeah let me cash in this voucher for a warm cup of 2%
onyx igloo
i dont really drink but only 2 drink tickets?
candid patio
But I don't know who needs a cab if you are limited to 2 drinks
onyx igloo
pure moonshine drink tickets when
candid patio
But yeah it was really awkward and embarrassing about the food
They wouldn't even give me extra vegetables
toxic relic
metro canadians probably drink less than norwegians
candid patio
So I had this big empty plate with like 4 carrots and 3 green beans
onyx igloo
They wouldn't even give me extra vegetables
now this pisses me off
i like food
give me the damn food
toxic relic
i think you're over dramatic about the awkwardness
but it does suck they fucked your name off
candid patio
i think you're over dramatic about the awkwardness
It caused a bit of a scene and a lot of people saw
onyx igloo
1984 ass work party
candid patio
But it probably wasn't as awkward as it felt in my head
onyx igloo
"You cannot have an extra portion of food sir"🤓
toxic relic
all work parties are like this brother
candid patio
I handled it way* better than I thought I would
onyx igloo
i wouldnt even bother going
toxic relic
real
candid patio
And I was proud of that
toxic relic
im proud of you too bro
neon bramble
what about the boss' ego 😔
onyx igloo
i got a recipe for some chinese skewered beef
neon bramble
work parties happen when the boss has no friends
toxic relic
truly
candid patio
My CEO is a 29 year old nepo baby
toxic relic
its just a socially mandated 3 hours of you jorking your boss' fragile overinflated self worth
toxic relic
My CEO is a 29 year old nepo baby
HAHAHAHA
candid patio
His grandfather founded the company 70 years ago
neon bramble
you'd think someone with that much money would have better things to do
onyx igloo
No, I wouldn't.
candid patio
At least we didn't do like secret Santa or something
I've participated in 1 secret Santa
onyx igloo
i hope to any higher being i never have to do secret santa
white obsidian
i hope to any higher being i never have to do secret santa
no one would invite you to one
cuz
you dont wanna
onyx igloo
yay
candid patio
I've participated in 1 secret Santa
I put so much effort into the gift I bought and they didn't like it.
My gift... I'm not joking... Was a random hodge podge of groceries from a discount grocery store. It genuinely felt like they were grocery shopping the night before and they were like "oh shit I need a gift for secret Santa."
toxic relic
i did it at one job but we were sewege pipe maintenance and it was forced by some new yuppie HR head so we all just told each other who we got then bought that guy a round at the pub
candid patio
I put so much effort into the gift I bought and they didn't like it.
My gift.....
I had a crash out about that...
toxic relic
dude who cares
quaint forum
Name change on channel threw me off. I done bout crash out thinking i got kicked
Boutta go full emo
white obsidian
i did it at one job but we were sewege pipe maintenance and it was forced by som...
i forgot the word yuppie was a thing
candid patio
why would you even put effort into it
I wanted the person to feel special
toxic relic
i forgot the word yuppie was a thing
i am an old man
candid patio
But like it was this big spectacle
white obsidian
i am an old man
we know youll die soon elder fartass
candid patio
But like it was this big spectacle
Andi couldn't pretend to like the gifts in front of everyone
white obsidian
why not
toxic relic
i think you put so much effort into pleasing everyone you end up pleasing no one
either that or you read people too hard
candid patio
why not
It was like a fucking box of pancake mix and a $2 bottle of red wine and I'm not good at being fake
candid patio
either that or you read people too hard
Por que no los dos
white obsidian
It was like a fucking box of pancake mix and a $2 bottle of red wine and I'm not...
Zamn but like thats a whole days food
toxic relic
pancake mix fucks
white obsidian
Id eat the fuck out some pancakes and wine
toxic relic
real bro
white obsidian
If someone got me that. Marriage
toxic relic
that cheap wine is good for cooking too
candid patio
You can be really cool and some people just hate cool people
That's a nice framing but no one thinks I'm cool
onyx igloo
I love cooking
candid patio
Lol you guys are so much more positive than me
white obsidian
That's a nice framing but no one thinks I'm cool
Im sure youll find someone who thinks youre cool
white obsidian
I perfected my pot roast recipe recently and life has been great
candid patio
Im sure youll find someone who thinks youre cool
My wife likes me. I don't think she thinks I'm cool... But I have no aspirations of being cool
white obsidian
If your wife doesnt think youre cool. Whats the point
toxic relic
man how come we havent had a good zombie movie in a while
Z nation released and the world knew it couldnt top peak
onyx igloo
My wife likes me. I don't think she thinks I'm cool... But I have no aspirations...
Dude, I love Volvos.
Being cool is stupid
candid patio
how do i fuck up everything i do
I am on my phone and I swipe type so I get lots of words fucked up all the time
toxic relic
you swipe type?
white obsidian
Swype
candid patio
But on top of that my brain is getting old and I mix up words on a keyboard too. Like I will intend to type the word "shout" and my brain types "shower"
candid patio
you swipe type?
Do you not know what that is?
onyx igloo
But on top of that my brain is getting old and I mix up words on a keyboard too....
im doing that at 17
toxic relic
Do you not know what that is?
no brother i do not
onyx igloo
i will be a drooling old man in the nursing home