general_chat

[toxic relic]

what does your shit look like bro

[oblique stream]

wet

[toxic relic]

is your asshole pre lubed

why is it wet?

[oblique stream]

its diarrhea

[toxic relic]

do you only shit loose

[stable oar]

[toxic relic]

you should change your diet

[oblique stream]

my body is a machine that turns kfc into hot diarrhea

and coffee

kfc and coffee

[onyx igloo]

only kfc

..?

[toxic relic]

bro lives in kl and only eats kfc

[onyx igloo]

i usually eat the stuff at home

[toxic relic]

the children embarrass me

[onyx igloo]

i enjoy delicious homecooked meals

[toxic relic]

you're lucky bro

[plush cobalt]

Do not cook homes

Do not allow homes to cook either

[stable oar]

tf is a fake gooner

[onyx igloo]

infact its better at home because i can cook the dish more accurately than the restaurant

[neat moat]

Omar

[plush cobalt]

Fish boy

[neat moat]

moisturiz me

[plush cobalt]

You will remain unmoisturized

[toxic relic]

people are gooner posers

[onyx igloo]

place him in the deepfryer, Omar

[plush cobalt]

Yes... I like this idea

[sacred schooner]

I cook shit meals at home because that's far cheaper

[onyx igloo]

EXACTLY

[toxic relic]

peanut butter, rice and beans

[stable oar]

do not cook

[onyx igloo]

although i got hungarian sweet paprika in america

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-walter-white-yelling-screaming-shouting-gif-8244177444465527469

[onyx igloo]

should ask my mom the price of that

[onyx igloo]

Like

With spices?

[plush cobalt]

Cooking at home because healthy ❌
Cooking at home because cheap ❌
Cooking at home because afraid of social interaction ❌
Cooking at home because lazy ✔️

[toxic relic]

cumin turmeric cinnamon and black pepper

[last spoke]

I always use my secret spice blend when I cook

[onyx igloo]

what is this called

[toxic relic]

but most of the time i dont because i cant be bothered

[karmic jetty]

[onyx igloo]

krabby patty formula

[toxic relic]

only my partner cares about cooking

[plush cobalt]

Partner? 🧐

[onyx igloo]

i cook because i get bored

[karmic jetty]

omg jolly omar

[neat moat]

🏳️‍🌈 🤨 ?

[onyx igloo]

Partner..🤠🤠🤠

[toxic relic]

my big gay boyfriend

[karmic jetty]

wheres ur jolly glasses

[last spoke]

I call it any nearby jar with edible powder in it

[plush cobalt]

I love holidays! I'm so jolly! 😃

[onyx igloo]

Cocaine

[sacred schooner]

I ''cook'' when I'm hungry

[toxic relic]

my gay boyfriend im with because im a gay man we're gay

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-posting-jolly-cat-christmas-this-cat-looks-at-jolly-people-gif-4925436984769801382

[last spoke]

How does it feel to have nothing original?

[neat moat]

is he horizontally tall

[sacred schooner]

hi zozo

[toxic relic]

are you asking if he's fat

[onyx igloo]

I have Original

[karmic jetty]

ello xal

[plush cobalt]

This is the title of a holiday movie

[neat moat]

Im asking if hes fat

[sacred schooner]

I'm going to sleep, bye

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[stable oar]

original what

[last spoke]

I have decided that I will begrudgingly buy an iPad on Saturday

[karmic jetty]

guten nicht xal

[toxic relic]

nah

he's smaller than me

[toxic relic]

hallmark christmas movie

[neat moat]

Is he like a werewolf

[toxic relic]

wdym

[sacred schooner]

a good night sleep, in this economy?

[toxic relic]

werewolf?

im hairier than him

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/change-larry-talbot-the-wolf-man-hairy-leg-shaggy-gif-18805212

ah

[last spoke]

Remember: Die Hard is a Christmas movie

[karmic jetty]

more likely than u think

[onyx igloo]

have you ever left an imprint on your bed from sweat

[plush cobalt]

Yeah

[neat moat]

Is nightmare before Christmas a Halloween or Christmas movie

[onyx igloo]

Both

[plush cobalt]

I'd be surprised if most people haven't at least once done that actually, just from like being sick

[sacred schooner]

maybe when winter decides to go away (it hasn't started)

[toxic relic]

yes

ball sweat print

[neat moat]

ok stink

[onyx igloo]

whole body imprint

[toxic relic]

i never use fake leather chairs because of this

that too

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-im-jolly-cat-christmas-jolly-wait-gif-13947659474595715346

wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/blowdryer-cat-leafblower-cat-jolly-cat-jolly-leafblower-cat-gif-18193933894219921747

[toxic relic]

stinky balls

i think you should stop drinking if you start pissing yourself in your sleep when you're drunk

[neat moat]

what

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/canada-summer-snow-swing-child-gif-8463597

[plush cobalt]

When the creatures come I will the sweat to leave my body because it slows my dream self down

[toxic relic]

have you never seen that?

alcoholics

[neat moat]

I dont drink or hang around alcoholics

[frosty tulip]

wow

[neat moat]

meth addicts are my people

[frosty tulip]

a dig at me

smh

[toxic relic]

wow what a narc

oh

you just hand around other addicts thats chill

[frosty tulip]

lmao an addict snob.

[onyx igloo]

I dont
I think its funny

[frosty tulip]

"your addiction isn't hardcore enough, gtfo"

[toxic relic]

truly

thats real dude

[neat moat]

No I was moslty joking, I jsut so happened to be around them a lot

[plush cobalt]

🧐

[frosty tulip]

just happened to be

hmmm

[toxic relic]

at rehabs and mental health facilities the addicts have groups

[neat moat]

The gangs 😭

[onyx igloo]

I have had the funniest convos with smokers

[frosty tulip]

they host interventions for some of their members

[toxic relic]

the alcoholics and the cocaine users dont get along

[neat moat]

LMAO

is this universal?

[frosty tulip]

"Dave we heard you've been drinking alcohol, that's not acceptable at crackheads anonymous"

[toxic relic]

the heroine and ketamine users hate each other but they dont realise theyre similar

[onyx igloo]

The cigarette smokers dont give a shit anymore

[toxic relic]

idk man this is my experience ahaha

[frosty tulip]

you've been voted out of rehab

[neat moat]

why do they hate eachother

[onyx igloo]

From my experience

[toxic relic]

the weed users hate everyone because they think their drug is better

"i never drink, i dont snort coke i only smoke weed"

[plush cobalt]

“Erm I shouldn't even be here, I'm not addicted to weed because weed is not addictive”

[toxic relic]

its fucking insane how self righteous potheads are

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

weed is a great drug in my mind because of the medical purposes

[toxic relic]

exactly haha

nah not really

usually people have bofa addictions

you smoke when you drink type shit

[frosty tulip]

they're obviously the top of the food chain addicts at rehab.

The ones with multiple addictions

[toxic relic]

pffft

[onyx igloo]

Dual wielding

[toxic relic]

yeah man

[neat moat]

can coffee be as addictive as weed, and if so, strange how we dont have coffee anonymous

[plush cobalt]

There's nothing inherently wrong w weed, it's just that some smokers like to pretend it's not something to do in moderation

Anything can be addictive

[onyx igloo]

Air

[toxic relic]

most of the time i smoke cigs after i smoke weed. most of the time i smoke cigars after i drink

[frosty tulip]

air addicts make me sick

[toxic relic]

dual wielding

[onyx igloo]

Air addicts when I launch them into space with my comically large cannon

[frosty tulip]

tap water addiction is my vibe

[sacred schooner]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IYM8_WdzETA?si=VYaO24zZXAQOYEbi

[toxic relic]

drowning yourself

drink 100l of tap water, you cant stop, your lungs fill with water

[frosty tulip]

I should drown myself in coca cola instead ,u right

[rain mango]

i am beyond sadge

[frosty tulip]

I'm so ashamed

[toxic relic]

i think you'd get dehydrated

[rain mango]

theres a screen tear in my laptop

that wasnt there like 2 hours ago

[onyx igloo]

Tell it to stop crying

[rare torrent]

Im not self righteous. Just cause you got your problems doesnt mean you take it out on me i can literally quit if i feel like it and its not even harmful

[frosty tulip]

I'll start telling my sob story at Tap Watercoholics Anyomous "I've been addicted to tap water for about 23 years now, I've lost everything becuase of it"

[rain mango]

im not sure if its from overuse

[frosty tulip]

lmao this has gotta be satire

[rain mango]

because its been cold and the pc has not overheated

[toxic relic]

exactly what they say

[frosty tulip]

if so, well played

I can quit tap water whenever I want

I'M NOT ADDICTED

[rare torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268108652917555231/1269855051963301939/caption.gif

How it feels rn

[onyx igloo]

i wonder if weed is actually a better alternative to opiods medically

im pretty sure thats ehy its legalized now

[frosty tulip]

it's what Big Plant wants you to think

don't trust emmm

[toxic relic]

dude one of the flats i stayed in, 2 of the guys would go out and smoke a cone at the exact same time. they would stand just under my window so id smell their rank weed when i was trying to relax after work

[oblique stream]

Unlike you heavy drinkers I can quit weed whenever I want to

[toxic relic]

i dont remember anything about that place other than them smoking it was peak

i got free weed

[oblique stream]

Don't project your drunk thoughts on me

[rain mango]

print screen of where the tear in my screen is

can u guys see it

[oblique stream]

Lemme see you when your liver falls out

drinker

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[neat moat]

dude is losing it

[oblique stream]

what

no

[neon bramble]

trying to remember how to early game

[oblique stream]

thats not how it works

[rain mango]

i know i was being funny

[oblique stream]

a good starting rimworld base

[oblique stream]

sure

sure

[neon bramble]

randy sending 5 bugmen with sticks to steal all of my food

[rain mango]

god i swear new tech is designed to fail

[oblique stream]

yes?

it literally is

[rare torrent]

My dorm bans alcohol so guess whos got a bodyarmor water bottle that isnt water

[rain mango]

i had a laptop literally go into a market cart and it didnt have a single issue

[neon bramble]

the classic

[toxic relic]

banning alcohol is crazy

[oblique stream]

My dorm bans smoking, weed and alcohol

[rain mango]

now this 5k machine is tearing at the seams

[toxic relic]

bruh

[neon bramble]

even if you dont drink it, its good bartering

[toxic relic]

when i went to uni the dorms still allowed smoking in the rooms

[oblique stream]

but guess what my flatmates and neighbors are doing

[rain mango]

taxes?

[neon bramble]

I smuggled gin as a thank you to the kitchen for heating my food

[oblique stream]

your mom, while i do your dad

[onyx igloo]

i hate these ai ads with every fibre of my being

EVERY ATOM

[rain mango]

wow tell my dad he should come back

[neon bramble]

hate no kitchen in dorms

[onyx igloo]

EVEN OTHER ATOMS

[rain mango]

god i fucking love getting 32 AI chatbot thirst trap ads on youtube every millisecond

[oblique stream]

pfft, no

[onyx igloo]

I HATE IT WITH EVERYTHING

I HATE AI

[neon bramble]

people are going to cook anyway and its going to reek when someone forgets to clean something

[oblique stream]

why would i want to

[rain mango]

"we're uh muh muhhh protecting kids"

[toxic relic]

he's too busy with me

[rain mango]

stop hogging my dad

[onyx igloo]

With the WHISPERING

[rare torrent]

Well its mil housing

[rain mango]

the thousands of AI generated thirst trap chatbot ads:

pls share

[onyx igloo]

the whispering makes it extra gross

[rain mango]

(ALL UNMODERATED)

[oblique stream]

oh we're hogging him good

[rain mango]

noooo

(EVEN SOME SHOWING SUGGESTIVE CONTENT)

(TO CHILDREN)

(THE CHILDREN THEY CLAIM TO BE PROTECTING)

not so much about the kids as it is money huh

[oblique stream]

Youtuber cant mention anything related to "mature themes"

[rain mango]

bullshit lie everyone can see through

[onyx igloo]

Surveillance

[oblique stream]

bc it will spook mature themed ai ads

[onyx igloo]

Dont forgot that

[rain mango]

even helen keller would see right through that shit

[oblique stream]

He couldn't

[rain mango]

oh my fucking god theres a crack on the laptop back

most rancid lie ive ever heard in my entire life

im so cooked

[oblique stream]

she couldn't*

[toxic relic]

see deez nuts

[oblique stream]

she was blind

How could she see through it

[toxic relic]

your dad isnt

[rain mango]

rip i did not take care of my laptop

[last spoke]

Y'all was talking weed?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[oblique stream]

Weeds

[onyx igloo]

i let the weeds grow in my yard

[toxic relic]

i hate ketamine as well ngl

[last spoke]

I'd like to try it some day, but definitely with (sober) company I trust

[onyx igloo]

they dont hurt anything

[toxic relic]

i think im a booze and weed guy

[oblique stream]

Blind men always have a one eyed monster to see world with

[toxic relic]

exactly

[oblique stream]

[onyx igloo]

I've only seen ketamine used medically

[toxic relic]

my trouser snake is always ready

[onyx igloo]

I dont really know what it does honestly

[oblique stream]

whats the point

[rain mango]

at that age? props

[toxic relic]

crazy

[rare torrent]

My job actually lets me administer ketamine and fent to injured people

[toxic relic]

my pipe is leaking and my balls scrape the ground but i still got it 👴

[last spoke]

What's the point of anything? I wanna experience shit, learn about things, science isn't about why it's about why not

[onyx igloo]

oh im so injured

help me doctor

[neat moat]

whats scarf on about

[oblique stream]

you need to call a plumber

[rain mango]

thats not science thats fucking around

[toxic relic]

plumber?

i hardly knower

[onyx igloo]

Mods send them to operate a nuclear reactor without training

[last spoke]

What is science if not fucking around while you hold a clipboard?

[rain mango]

like o fucked around bringming my laptop anywhere in the house and now i found out

[onyx igloo]

Hey you forgot that you need a labcoat

[neat moat]

science can just be observation of a natural phenomena

[onyx igloo]

And a tie with a blue shirt

[last spoke]

Anything is science if you make a guess and record the results

[rain mango]

fentnomena

[onyx igloo]

Do you know who ate all the donuts

[toxic relic]

its not a social drug ngl

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-scientist-half-life-dance-gmod-dance-gmod-emote-gif-1401030776511100019

[toxic relic]

i dont recommend it

[oblique stream]

Have you seen the artist that had drawn stuff under different drugs

[onyx igloo]

i have

[onyx igloo]

I presumed so

[toxic relic]

you just get really slow

[last spoke]

It rings a bell but I don't remember anything off the top of my head

[onyx igloo]

isnt it a painkiller?

[toxic relic]

uhh

[onyx igloo]

what does it do medically

i just know its administered really

[oblique stream]

https://youtu.be/-OVcJrimAYw

[toxic relic]

medically i think it may be used for pain

and as an anaesthetic

[onyx igloo]

ah

[toxic relic]

idk the medical side

[rare torrent]

Works as a painkiller or anesthetic

[rain mango]

i guess it got scratched and some diodes or the screen film got wrinkled

[neat moat]

ketemine is the yoda drug

[rain mango]

cause its not cracked

god i gotta upgrade

a pc wouldnt be moveable

https://tenor.com/view/the-lorax-leaving-lorax-the-lorax-leaving-meme-gif-7714964267197279021

[oblique stream]

Guy's crazy tbh

https://youtu.be/4BFGBD_UwgY

[oblique stream]

First you want it upgradable then what?

Moveable and affordable?

[rain mango]

why moveable

i gotta stop watching youtube in the dining room

moving is dangerous waa

about affordability, i gotta crack the eggs for what i wanna do with a new pc anyways

you had one job.

how.

[novel fern]

got a broken air compressor. these mfs really made everything EXCEPT the piston out of plastic. what the fuck

[novel fern]

it really is so costly. you should be able to go where you want to live, and look for a job. instead of having a job lined up in a place you don’t mind living

[empty frigate]

undead survivor mod my goat

[rain mango]

are there any mods that change the model of the bread knife

im so fucking sick and tired of getting my hopes up thinking its a machete

only to see its a rinky dink useless fucking bread knife

[empty frigate]

don't diss the bread knife like that

[rain mango]

W rosewood penitentiary

[empty frigate]

we love a weapon that breaks in less than 2 swings

[rain mango]

we?

[empty frigate]

yes WE

on everyone's soul but mine

but a mod i could recommend would be p.s.i.p

[empty frigate]

it changes models and stuff of things to be more soviet era

[rain mango]

i already know about that

ive played project russia

[empty frigate]

it might change the bread knife model

[runic zealot]

I like the bread knife 🥀💔

[empty frigate]

love cdda reading so while i have free time im just sitting in base and reading and gaining skill points

takes for fucking ever to actually read the books though

[runic zealot]

I wanna try cdda but man

[empty frigate]

i guess it's for balance

[runic zealot]

I barely survive rosewood

[empty frigate]

cdda is it's own game

the challenge is based off a challenge in that game tho

[runic zealot]

I mean tbf youre not insta reading a book and retaining all info

[empty frigate]

"cataclysm: dark days ahead"

love that game

[runic zealot]

Ive hears about it

[empty frigate]

i watched tomato gaming play it

[rain mango]

anyone wanna explain why the hell the penitentiary armory has 3 WW2 era M1 Thompson SMGs

[empty frigate]

i played it but

[empty frigate]

old ass prison

old ass weapons

[rain mango]

why are they in full condition

who the hell is using this old junk

[empty frigate]

they've been in storage since ww2 lmao

i think my favorite detail in rosewood are the signs that say "hitchhikers may be escaped convicts" on the way into rosewood

[rain mango]

thats pretty cool

[oblique stream]

Why not

gun is a gun

it guns

[errant trench]

question

if I make a fully working world on steam MP, can I just rip those files over to a standalone and boom I'm good to go?

[oblique stream]

therefore its good to go for backline soldiers

or training

[rain mango]

:(

[oblique stream]

US is dead

womp womp

[rain mango]

rip amerima 1993-1994

[oblique stream]

zomboid is set in 1993-1993

tupid

us didn't even survive 2 weeks

[rain mango]

whenever the fuck project zomboid takes place

[oblique stream]

1993

[rain mango]

albania never fell to the knox infection btw

[oblique stream]

july 9th

[woven eagle]

so sigma

[rain mango]

JUUUST KIDDING!!!!

#FUCKAMERIMA!!!

#AMERIMASUX

#ALBANIANUMBERONE

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

so i did a bit of modifications for my rifle

[gilded vessel]

guys where can i ask stupid questions that are common knowledge but im unknowing?

[rain mango]

#pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat

if they're regarding project zomboid that is

[languid meadow]

Dats allot damage

[gilded vessel]

Ty!

[rain mango]

it IS a sniper rifle

carrying 136 rounds

[oblique stream]

"Basically stock"

[rain mango]

should i add a scope

i dont like bolt actions with scopes

[oblique stream]

no

[rain mango]

they pmo

[oblique stream]

scope is for pussies

that cannot zoom their view

[rain mango]

#trvthnvke

#trvthnova

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-sci-fi-science-fiction-robot-cyborg-gif-5668626

[empty frigate]

#blowupallzomboidfreaks

[languid meadow]

Does that same amount of damage as the assault rifle i use in game and lmg, wow

[rain mango]

what mods you use'

[languid meadow]

Britas

Guns guns and more guns

Never enough

[empty frigate]

i only use vfe

[covert coral]

made a 24 -7 server to play with friends looking for more active players that are chill zombie slayers pm me or add me my name is same on steam

[empty frigate]

dude i found a combo rifle and shotgun in a dresser

[languid meadow]

What?

[empty frigate]

i don't even know

it was a part of vanilla firearms expansion

[languid meadow]

If you said you found a shotgun that’s part of a dresser I’d be laughing

[rain mango]

i thought that mod was trash imo

i like VFE more

[languid meadow]

Only complaint, it the dam grenade launchers if I equip them, they crash my game so I avoid them and picking them up

[oblique stream]

Britas deleting the mod in b42

[oblique stream]

Britas guns is very good

armour is uuuh

not

its C-

[neon bramble]

would like brita armor if it wasnt overtuned

[rain mango]

i customize my rifle like its black ops 2

if any of you get that reference

ill give you money

[neon bramble]

when the wetsuit has more protection than jeans

[languid meadow]

Wheres it says that

[oblique stream]

Oh its a writing on the wall

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-cheering-crowd-cheer-woo-hoo-yes-gif-27002137

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[oblique stream]

the second thing people complained about apart from lack of mp

is britas

Any time someone said a smidget of something positive about britas

they'd get shot and family send to gulag

[neon bramble]

It’s honestly ridiculous that Build 42 of Project Zomboid still doesn’t have multiplayer. This is supposed to be a multiplayer game at its core, but we’re stuck playing solo while waiting for the devs to finally catch up. If I can deal with crashes, glitches, and half-broken mechanics alone, why can’t I deal with them alongside a friend? The entire appeal of Zomboid is surviving the apocalypse together, building bases together, and watching each other die stupid deaths. Without multiplayer, the whole point feels gutted. Instead of dragging this out, they should just let us play co-op now and patch the bugs as they go. We’ve already proven we’ll slog through the rough edges solo, so why gate multiplayer behind some mythical “perfect” build? It feels like they’ve lost sight of what makes this game special in the first place.

[oblique stream]

Vfe bros cannot comprehend whats having fun is

so they go apeshit when someone mentions britas with its fun guns

like spas

[neon bramble]

can confirm I've been taken out back and shot at least six times

[oblique stream]

thankfully people had moved on

to complaining about b42 mp

and vanilla guns

[neon bramble]

I love copypastas

[oblique stream]

ok slop lover

[rain mango]

MY FUCKING GOD

I LOVE SLOP

SO MUCH

[oblique stream]

go back to your cave

[languid meadow]

People hate Britas gun mod?

[rain mango]

brita's guns sucked

imo

[oblique stream]

Yes

[rain mango]

they spawned way too often

[neon bramble]

cant wait for people to complain about another mod that they're never installing

[rain mango]

literally everywhere

[oblique stream]

people also hate fun

[rain mango]

behind every blade of grass lied a gun

[empty frigate]

don't ever mention britas around this household

[oblique stream]

Namely a slop lover here

[rain mango]

i turn gun and ammo spawns up from rare to normal with VFE

[empty frigate]

not actually but britas is fun too

[oblique stream]

Fun? Isnt canon

[rain mango]

but VFE at least makes said guns spawn in places that make sense

[oblique stream]

Its Kentucky

[rain mango]

brita's guns would spawn up your asshole if you dug far enough

[oblique stream]

everyone should be depressed

thats why I use vfe

[languid meadow]

I’m waiting for someone to make a another mod with lots of guns for 42, and also there’s some mods I’m want for 42 but ain’t yet

[rain mango]

im partially just ragebaiting you @oblique stream

and partially serious

[oblique stream]

im partially eating you

[languid meadow]

I do want to play 42 but…… it’s just the fact some mods I want to play with ain’t 42

[oblique stream]

piece by piece

no one will find your body

[rain mango]

john enclave kick his ass

[neon bramble]

mostly rip the map mods

[oblique stream]

[neon bramble]

ones that aren't being supported anymore are probably going to stay dead

RIP cherbourg my beloved

I will miss map arguments

[oblique stream]

Go back to being depressive with a pipe gun in vfe

ill have my fun with a spas

[oblique stream]

or street sweeper

[rain mango]

lalala cant hear you

with my awesome nomad undead survivor fit

laalalalalal cant hear you BITCH!!!

[oblique stream]

ears full of slop

[languid meadow]

Winter clothes?

[oblique stream]

i get it

[neon bramble]

the street sweeper is kinda ass tho

its iconic and looks unique

[languid meadow]

Not enough map mods get updated to latest version?

[rain mango]

my slop better than your slop

slopalicious slophogger

[neon bramble]

but about the only thing going for it

[oblique stream]

No, my slop is objectively better

[rain mango]

i collected a headhunter's undead outfit too

suck it

L

[oblique stream]

im a slop critic

[neon bramble]

needs to be updated to b42 standard

so abandoned ones are likely staying dead

[oblique stream]

are you using authentic z

the slop mod of b41

[rain mango]

im such a fat fucking chud and trying to lose weight while being a stupid chudaholic

[oblique stream]

"Wiwiwiwiwi, tuu many guns!!! Ooh, dumb lookin outfits so prettyy"

[neon bramble]

especially huge ones like https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1827428289

[oblique stream]

Mf authentic z was ass

[rain mango]

i use totally's larp slop

[languid meadow]

Hopefully rock ridge and redstone constantly get undated to the latest version of the game

[rain mango]

im sooo hungry

[oblique stream]

worse than britas i might say

[oblique stream]

hi hungry

[neon bramble]

my favorite full overhaul map by far

[oblique stream]

:3

[neon bramble]

from all of the dumb arguments people had since the in game map was ass

[languid meadow]

Kinda reminds me of 28 weeks later or the walking dead

[neon bramble]

it is a rural map with a city

[languid meadow]

So this a full on map then?

[neon bramble]

thats every zombie movie

half the city is incomplete and abandoned

but the eastern half is fully realized, albeit buggy in my experience

[languid meadow]

So that map ain’t even complete? Wow…

[languid meadow]

Find a bug and eat it

[neon bramble]

its bigger and pretty packed compared to the vanilla b41 map

what's done is fairly impressive

the fields are quite scenic

rural france is a pleasant drive at the very least

[languid meadow]

I hate forest areas in game so to me, within one year those fields would be a pain in the ass

[neon bramble]

the map didn't work and there wasn't a map mod to fix it at the time

so we eyeballed it based off a low res offsite map cause the HD one is paywalled by the mod author

surprisingly enriched the experiene since we had genuine bickering over which way we were going

it's great

[languid meadow]

There’s two versions of that map? Who the hell paywalls a steam item

[neon bramble]

5 hour raid, spent 2 hours lost and by the end of it we were all tired and just want to get the loot back

[neon bramble]

just the map, the mod itself is free

was locked to 10$ on patreon yea

probably why the mod author discontinued it

lotta flak over it

[languid meadow]

They would have had better support if they weren’t stupid and paywalled it

[neon bramble]

dosen't matter now

it's compatible with true maps

[languid meadow]

What’s true maps

[runic zealot]

excuse me let me just sneak in here

?

[livid notch]

https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1019737819981283459

[lusty cloud]

sorry

[livid notch]

Check the pinned post too

[languid meadow]

I wonder how If Johnny was jolly at the holidays or was a Scrooge 🤣🤣🤣

[livid notch]

Johnny wouldn't care about jolly but Kerry would drag him into it because Kerry

[languid meadow]

Sounds about right for Johnny 🤣

[long swan]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3543229299

does anyone know what mod the first rv image is from?

i want that rv

i want to spawn it in

[languid meadow]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2843308688

41 only

From what I see

[long swan]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3543325992
seems like its in the 16th image actually

[oblique stream]

Jolly is a corpo enforced idea

Johnny would never willingly succumb to jolly

[languid meadow]

So he would burn the North Pole to the ground correction nuke it

[oblique stream]

why

it's already burned

[vital marten]

Wake up samurai

[oblique stream]

thanks to corpos

[vital marten]

We have a Santa to burn

[oblique stream]

Christmas is dead in cyberpunk

[languid meadow]

The corps nukes the North Pole?

[oblique stream]

the second it stops being profitable they'd make neurochips supress the jolly in favour of more profitable idea

[oblique stream]

There is a thing called

global warming

[languid meadow]

Like braindances

[oblique stream]

when ice melts

and no north pole

santa had drowned

[languid meadow]

Santa ain’t real

But corps are, wake up samurai there’s corps to burn

[brazen gazelle]

you ever have your bro tickle you but he makes you moan so you lowk have to slime him out?

[oblique stream]

huh

[brazen gazelle]

this text was designed to inflict brain damage

[livid notch]

It worked

[oblique stream]

ew

[rotund sleet]

"ew grass"

You hate grass, right?

Do you hate plants by a chance

[oblique stream]

plants are cool

[toxic relic]

dude this bus bounced my balls like jingle bells

0 suspension

[rotund sleet]

Okay at least you're not a zombie

[twin bear]

Jolly bus ride

[oblique stream]

HAHA

[toxic relic]

0 shock absorption

[oblique stream]

Jingle these bells

[quiet siren]

I touch grass daily, fear me

[oblique stream]

jingle them all the way

[rotund sleet]

Liar

[toxic relic]

i left early cause i was the only guy in there and i realised why

[twin bear]

Antags keep being vampires why are they so chill

[toxic relic]

what the fuck was up with that bus

[oblique stream]

Mf touch grass and think they're cool

[toxic relic]

damn

[twin bear]

Had one give me a gun and told me to slime a random dude

[oblique stream]

Nutcracker

[twin bear]

After he succed me

[oblique stream]

Its like that green lantern ride

Ball buster

[quiet siren]

Fall/winter is about the only time going outside is actually enjoyable in my area so ig daily is a bit of an exaggeration

I just make the most of the literal only time going outside is fun 😭

[twin bear]

Lowkey true tho

[languid meadow]

No shxkoeds

[quiet siren]

104 F/40 C on average for 6 months straight every year makes you appreciate the cold

[oblique stream]

Its a ball tester bus

[neon bramble]

yeah I'd hire this guy to kill people for me

[languid meadow]

Thats plus not minus right?

[quiet siren]

Plus yeah

[ivory grail]

my god a full on riot

lock your doors

[twin bear]

I haven't even got to survive an entire round yet lmao

[oblique stream]

either you have none, or yours are big enough/steel to absorb the shock

[ivory grail]

there 1 guy rioting

[oblique stream]

kill him

bust his balls

[ivory grail]

I hanged him

[neon bramble]

did you just let 1 garthimi immigrate and ignore him

[twin bear]

Incite riots welcome violence

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tata-mpo-gif-15942038246373310601

[quiet siren]

Tbh even in the coldest parts of the year below freezing is really rare here

[ivory grail]

i just got 1 and I was trying to set them up and he decided to riot

I freed him btw

[oblique stream]

Thats why you have to be racist in game

[quiet siren]

I went 5 years without snow until January and it's probably going to happen again

[neon bramble]

are you playing one of the omega racist races

[oblique stream]

Humans

[neon bramble]

humans are the least racist I think

[ivory grail]

i'm trying to get every racess in my city but all of them are equally racist

[neon bramble]

uhh

good luck lmao

[ivory grail]

the lizards are the worst

[neon bramble]

dondos and tilaips are extremely racist against eachother

[ivory grail]

they hate everyone

[neon bramble]

the lizards just dislike everyone

[twin bear]

Humans still usually bad juju

[toxic relic]

buster? i hardly knower

[neon bramble]

just stick the tilapis in your ranch towns

at least the lizards only want mudhuts

[ivory grail]

so far they are fine with each other it just the bug man

not mens it just 1 bug boy

[neon bramble]

they are very happy mining

[ivory grail]

my main race is human though

[neon bramble]

just lock them under a mountain

[toxic relic]

must be a strength test

[twin bear]

Fart when I'm being put on trial should I not say anything unless spoken to

[neon bramble]

humans and dorfs can coexist just fine and share the same needs

[twin bear]

Got jailed on accident for yappin abt wut I did

[toxic relic]

i braved it for 20 min in rural slavic weather/roads

[twin bear]

Before my defense could give my case

[oblique stream]

Manliness test

[toxic relic]

bruh why did you narc on yourself as thrall lmao

[candid patio]

Callllllifoooooorniaaaaaaaa

[oblique stream]

Either you are the man or not

[toxic relic]

yeah dont say anything man

[candid patio]

Here we cooooooooome

[toxic relic]

try to get out of it or let the vamp know you caught

[toxic relic]

i the man

[twin bear]

Oh I told him before they got ahold of ne

[neon bramble]

I had more trouble with the tilapis

what did you do to them

[twin bear]

He said thanks man and left later three security went missing

[toxic relic]

i swear the bus driver must have solid titanium nuts tho

[twin bear]

Fucking peak man

[toxic relic]

lmao cinema

antag is fun

[neon bramble]

since they like to start racial violence more than the others

[toxic relic]

your vamps seem chill, its better when its rp because they put effort into it

[twin bear]

He said he wouldn't let the others fw me if he could

Rly chill vamp man

[toxic relic]

sick

some vamps just use thralls as bait

[twin bear]

They called me brother and shown me around

Actually come to think of it

Mentor maybe

[toxic relic]

mentors are usually not in game like that

theyre mice

[twin bear]

Yeah so far this game is rly good

My second most played game haven't touched anything but ss13 and gmod

[languid meadow]

Gmod, always a classic, even though it’s basically what half life was built on

[twin bear]

Yeah it's fun and there's chaos to be had

Example of chaos

[languid meadow]

Hohohoho lol

[twin bear]

Gang war but when they asked me to help out I realized it was a losing battle for bros

Snowball gang war is crazy

[ivory grail]

I planted green and gave them leather they pretty chill after that

[neon bramble]

do you just ignore the pile of bodies in the tilapi quarter™

[ivory grail]

You bet

Crime rate is actually very low since I hang pows like once every season

[neon bramble]

lmao

[languid meadow]

How is it if everyone has gravity guns?

[neon bramble]

anyone in jail at the end of the year is hanged

[languid meadow]

Nice two bit banner

[ivory grail]

I don't hang unless pow or murders

[pale berry]

@twin bear

[twin bear]

Need donator to spawn ur own props and use the gun it only used for props which are modded

[ivory grail]

I don't have an court system so guilty until hanged

[neon bramble]

I'll hang anyone except the dondos

[twin bear]

Alot of rich players been on years there's a decent amount of lore it's so much better than darkrp

A complete shitshow

[neon bramble]

dondos have the lowest rate of violent crime anyway

[languid meadow]

Not hanged, jailed it is

[ivory grail]

Oh no I meant hanged

[twin bear]

How did this even happen

Why did she think

[pale berry]

Lowk might reinstall aneurism iv for a idea I had

[twin bear]

I haven't played aniv in awhile

[neon bramble]

my response to an 'ally' backstabbing me

[twin bear]

Forgot to log on for my cosmetics

[pale berry]

Go into barrels on fire or any fire near other proles and accuse them of being a witch

[neon bramble]

sacked a town and brought a few hundred survivors into my city

[twin bear]

Play as scum

Best gameplay

[neon bramble]

my front door was the last thing they saw

[languid meadow]

Explain what the hell law system your even thinking of

[twin bear]

U can kos or just work with proles

It's peak

And dealers

[languid meadow]

Killing the ally?

[twin bear]

Gun parts and shi

I like the tantilzer

[ivory grail]

I haven't done much with the game i just hit my first pop of 1k and I just claimed 1 region

[neon bramble]

former 🤗

they declared war on me

[ivory grail]

A dictatorship

[neon bramble]

I hope you have healthcare

[languid meadow]

So your gonna eradicate them

[pale berry]

Imagine gmod darkrp/rp in general but it's right on the border between two fictional countries

[pale berry]

So like

Border skirmishes

[twin bear]

Roblox games do this for some reason

[neon bramble]

my crusade is just and righteous

[pale berry]

I don't mean shitty border crossing rp

I mean like

[ivory grail]

I'm a ruler who gets harassed by the Raiders each time I try to leave my small realm

[languid meadow]

Those don’t really exist aside some places

[pale berry]

You choose to be a citizen of country A or B

[twin bear]

I wish more rps were realistic instead of gimmicky

[ivory grail]

I gotta have some control so I hanged pow or anyone who suspected as murders

[twin bear]

I enjoy the one I'm playing atm a lot it's my favorite rp so far it's lax but intense

[restive pollen]

my very mild distaste towards videogamedunkey has been uhhh, well not reignited but i guess rekindled for a few minutes before i forget about it

[neon bramble]

the AI is psychotic in diplomacy

[ivory grail]

Otherwise petty crimes like flashing and thefts would become another mass murderer

[languid meadow]

What ai?

[neon bramble]

so in the current patch, massacring them is the most sustainable

[restive pollen]

this sounds crazy lmao

[neon bramble]

anything else costs more than it's worth

[ivory grail]

Dude they get pissed when you accept there trade

[neon bramble]

I know but I'm not exaggerating

[ivory grail]

They give me an gift -0.20 refuse gift -0.10

[neon bramble]

you need to use so much resources stroking their ego that you may as well use the army you've been building up

[languid meadow]

Sounds like something from qusiamorhp

[neon bramble]

defending is also much cheaper than an offensive campaign

[ivory grail]

I mean from the 20 hours I been playing i'm realizing i'm going more like rimworld/ frostpunk type of ruler.

[neon bramble]

it wont end until you bring the fight to them buuuuut

yeah thats just the AI nations in current patch

[ivory grail]

Like i want all the races to live in one city but they hate each other so i'm planning on walling each other off into there own districts

[neon bramble]

diplomacy is saner apparently in previous builds

or use mods

[ivory grail]

Also murdering leaders as I'm also supporting them is psychotic wild card move that I'm doing

[neon bramble]

my army got destroyed by 10 giants

they still dont f around

[ivory grail]

I haven't seen any yet

[neon bramble]

on standard difficulty it will be a while

but I'm stupid and cranked the raid difficulty

[ivory grail]

I just got one realm and it solved my main issue wood

[neon bramble]

so the consequence of my actions

[neon bramble]

mass imports are crazy strong

its best to go all in on a few resources your map is good at and tax the rest

[ivory grail]

Like i'm faimly able to make some progress with making an nice city but also technology

[neon bramble]

I would not recommend investing into research until 2k pops

[neat moat]

your sweater was promised to me 3000 years ago

hand it over

[ivory grail]

No

[neat moat]

but I want itttt

[ivory grail]

You ugly ass bug man

[neon bramble]

what you get from titles is good enough until then

[neat moat]

Ok ooman

boring ahhhh race

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/jollyposting-bugburger2-silly-cat-happy-crimbo-gif-16149039868525183504

[languid meadow]

The mad goldfish is awake

[ivory grail]

This you gurt?

[neat moat]

let me

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sunglasses-cool-gif-22036201

[karmic jetty]

why arent u jolly

[neat moat]

my reading glasses

[ivory grail]

I hanged him

He the only bug guy that i had

[karmic jetty]

[ivory grail]

I freed him from slavery and this is what thanks I get

[neat moat]

sleepy having a shit town who knew

[languid meadow]

Kill them

[neat moat]

yah

[karmic jetty]

what are u even playin

[neon bramble]

songs of nuts

[neat moat]

songs of syx

[ivory grail]

Song of sex

[neat moat]

sex butt nuts

[karmic jetty]

so are there songs or nah

[neat moat]

there are a few

[ivory grail]

The bathroom noises in this game is so fucking deafening

[karmic jetty]

song of silk

[neat moat]

I giggle every time

[oblique stream]

Song of deez

[ivory grail]

Trying to keep disease low but also be zoomed in to admire the people and all I hear is shitting noise even though the bathroom is like 3 blocks down

[neon bramble]

and you need them everywhere

bathroom asmr

[neat moat]

disintary

you have disintary

[oblique stream]

I think thats someone women have a lot

idk im not good at biology

[neat moat]

yeah its kinda too loud but funny

[neon bramble]

get physician, feed people more

[ivory grail]

There need to be shitty noise sound option

I just want to lower it because it nonstop

[neat moat]

wdym

Its cus ur city is shit

[ivory grail]

And it so loud

[neat moat]

its all shit

so Its quite fitting

[ivory grail]

Your an bug man you shit all over the floor like an animal

[neon bramble]

by default volume effects is maxed

[neat moat]

I defecate on your settlement

[ivory grail]

I like the effect sounds just not the restroom

[neon bramble]

turn that down lol

ya unfortunately

I wonder if there is a mod for that actually

[neat moat]

the devs should fix it

[languid meadow]

U can’t get a break

[ivory grail]

Like genuinely sounds like he put an mic in his restroom

[neat moat]

I mean its way too loud for what it is

[neat moat]

you should knly hear it when your like right at the restroom anyways

[neon bramble]

I only found mods that make it worse

[ivory grail]

Fr like I shouldn't be hearing it when it atleast two block down

[neat moat]

is there a coop mod

I wanna like

beat the shit out of sleepy

[neon bramble]

unassigns his warehouses

[ivory grail]

Colonized me?

[neat moat]

No ima unasign your warehouses

Ima do the most petty shit

[ivory grail]

I only have like 10 warehouse workers

[neat moat]

why so many

[ivory grail]

Also why do ny people just randomly explode

[neon bramble]

build a hauler 10 miles away from his city

make people hike to get bread

[neat moat]

Im going to seel all the fud for furniture

[neon bramble]

are you in the middle of an outbreak

one of them is stupid lethal

[neat moat]

define explode

[ivory grail]

I thought it was because of the building not being kept up but after I fully repair an bakery it everyone who went in just died or started bleeding from every pores

[neon bramble]

are you sure they aren't overheating/freezing to death

[ivory grail]

It stated accident has occurred

[neat moat]

I think the gods just hate you

[neon bramble]

oh that

[neat moat]

I mean I would

[neon bramble]

yeah no that just happens

[ivory grail]

But what causing it? Like did the builders left c4 in the oven?

[neon bramble]

you mitigate that by having smaller workplaces to limit the casualties or investing in workplace safety tech

[neon bramble]

not having industry

workplace accidents are a natural consequence of having workplaces

[neat moat]

You follow OSHA regulations

[ivory grail]

But there no way to minimize it?

[neon bramble]

make your workplaces smaller

[ivory grail]

Like setting up osho

[neat moat]

You research OSHA regulations

[neon bramble]

so when it does happen, only few people implode

or research OSHA regulations yes

but it's expensive

[neat moat]

Whats the tech name for it?

Im assuming there is actually workplace hazrd reduction

[neon bramble]

it costs knowledge

[neat moat]

hell yeah

https://tenor.com/view/knowledge-tai-lopez-lamborghini-gif-19251888

[neon bramble]

which is steep without libraries

[ivory grail]

I do the osha regulation since I got one realm and I can use that to make wood and stone which should free up about 70 workers

[neat moat]

Lamborghini

[restive pollen]

im honestly hoping donkey kong bananza wins nothing at the game awards even tho it probably deserves a category

[neon bramble]

not mining is a great way to minimize work accidents

mines are just very accident prone

[restive pollen]

also cobblemon is very fun guys

play it, preferably with friends

[neat moat]

Just make a crap ton of babies

[neon bramble]

ok bugman

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-cisler-pissedoff-traderjill-ladyjustice-gif-17977892488962581990

[ivory grail]

I need to set up gem mining i got one noble to control the realm for me(+20 government point)

[neat moat]

wait are there consequences to cannibalism

like kuru

genuinely that should be a gameplay mechanic to make cannibalism not OP

[neon bramble]

other people dont like you

[neon bramble]

racism

[neat moat]

they need to add kuru

[ivory grail]

I just made a human nursery that house up to 20 infants at an time

[neon bramble]

wait whats kuru

is that like a wendigo curse

[neat moat]

ok lil bro

20 years for that to pay off btw

[neon bramble]

the cannibal races engaging in canibalism is already a bit of a penalty

[ivory grail]

Yet I haven't researched schools yet

[neat moat]

brain prion disease

it makes you go insane then die

well you more lose your motor funtuons but yeah

[neon bramble]

only tilapis and garthimi can really sustainably engage in large scale cannibalism

[neat moat]

you get ot from eating the brains

but there should be consequences to eating dead bodies lets be real

too op

[ivory grail]

The downside is some races don't like cannibalism they state "it inhumane to eat an human being"

[languid meadow]

Kill the gremlin

[neon bramble]

you're not feeling the conseuences of being mono garthimi yet

tilapis have their own annoying downsides

[neat moat]

I know but I keep saying there needs to be genuine consequences

[ivory grail]

Alright i'm going to bed night night

[neat moat]

sleepy

weak

coward

[ivory grail]

It definitely should increase disease risk

[neon bramble]

penalizing you for eating bodies is a lil hard in a game that expects you to do it at an industrial scale

other than the existing penalties for cannibalism

[neat moat]

I dont thjnk you should industrialize cannibalism shrugs

it isnt sustainable

[neon bramble]

that's because you're not leveraging the true strength of the garthimi yet

very strong swarm race

mass cannibalism is already it's own downside tbh

disease risk aint too terrible though

[neat moat]

fair

I think I need to accept that I cannot, in fact, only eat meat

I need to farm

shudders

[neon bramble]

how many people do you have on balticrawlers

I see other garthimi players talking about how much food they have

apparently it's insane once you scale it enough

[neat moat]

It isnt the people its the prohibited cost

[neon bramble]

wdym

[neat moat]

the best farm I had was like 30 meat a day, but it cost 1.6k wood

for 1

[neon bramble]

guh

[neat moat]

Yeah

[neon bramble]

why the hell does it cost 1.6k wood

are you filling it full of huts

[neat moat]

Cus you need to build a roof for thr ranches

and the ranches are huge

[neon bramble]

under the mountain?

[neat moat]

yep

[neon bramble]

so thats extra wood cost per tile?

[neat moat]

yep

[neon bramble]

have you tried fishing

[neon bramble]

wait, are you using support beams

[neat moat]

I can tey again in a test game but afaik, you have to build a roof and wall, and thise ate prohibitively expensive, early on at least. I have a design that is smaller and a much more reasonable ~400 wood

[neat moat]

Those decrease the production by a lot

its a trade off

Less wood or more efficiency

cant have both

[neon bramble]

huh

dosen't that grossly affect maintenance cost

[neat moat]

You might be able to, but the size of the ranch would be absurd

[neon bramble]

since iirc maintenance is based off construction cost