#general_chat
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what is happening
someone put these fuckass seats in a 2105
the sudden shift change of genchat
lmao
Check the details on https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1440776605189538063
There's instructions.
those seats.
in this pile of shit
thats cursed
wouldnt understand, i dont play roblox
if they wont delete my account i will get it deleted by charging back
Someone above did 😄
No, we are talking about Roblox. The same manner we don't have to tell people "this is a pile of shit" when talking about literal shit.
i only play roblox for a napoleonic zombies game
I never played it, but I do like, read the news on the internet.
Fark, mostly, but still.
blood guts and glory?
guts and blackpowder is its name
same thing
They'll just foreverban it but send you a lawyer letter. Because they still need your account up to harvest your socials.
i tried
And yeah, the shittyness of Roblox is well documented and they do not care
Best thing you can do Mops is to simply disconnect and flee the continent.
Thou Shalt Not Do Business With People In Countries That Have No Extradition Treaty
this dude always looked kinda evil
TSNDBWPICTHNT is a mouthful tho.
the only game companies i follow is BSG and BI (yes i will get on my knees for both of the owners if i have to)
Find me in Hirosaki. You'll be safe.
u will put me down
highest quality game on roblox
I don't speak Japanese, and am likely not "safe" anywhere. I mean, I'll be there, so... 😉
Onto a warm, comfy seat yes.
HAHAH
cause he got born
todauy
lol
I am a mess and hate everything happening in the world and get moderated for expressing my discontent at times.
how can i chat in the LFG channels
Which is honestly probably for the best, I dunno.
i just stopped caring tbh
I DIDNT KNOW I MISPELLED LEAVE UNTIL NOW
it did me a world of good
read top message
you got banned?
I can raed any snetnece with any nubmer of mespllings just fine. I read by context.
thanks
i upid alot
Well, some folks manage to stump me, but for the most part 😄
Like a 24 hour STFU
All good, again, I ain't blaming the mods, really
im too powerful to ban
big thnx
thnx too boss
Also, I make typos a LOT on my phone, so... Judge Not 😄
guild wars 1 is so based im having such a blast
rate inventory
im a bit of a tool myself
I bought that game to play with a friend a long time ago then we never played
Now we aren't friends, unrelated
im monopolozing the economy and making old heads super mad
getting so many angry dms
im very haoppy
poop market
shit coins
every day I dream of mmo but chivalry combat
Screaming and death?
the male fantasy of being a professional caravan guard
You look like you can handle a blow. LIKE YOUR MUM!
Chivalry 2 is a 2021 multiplayer hack and slash action video game developed by Torn Banner Studios and published by Tripwire Interactive
without watching the video is the guy scottish
I have exciting news
Car blew up?
words are hard
I bought my little blind dog a patch of grass to go potty on the balcony and safe finally started peeing and pooping on it so we don't have to go downstairs and she doesn't have to go potty in the snow anymore
any1 knows a server whit stalker mod?
when the video game has suspiciously detailed feet and you check the credits
hideo kojima is watching 👀
one is for talks mainly concerning b42, other for b41, and this one is for anything not related to the game
#pz_b42_chat for unstable branch of the game one below is for the current stable version and this one is for blog posting
In the title and description. B42 for Build 42-related discussion, B41 for Build 41 dinosaurs players, general_chat for whatever.
Mind that the 'whatever' does not imply non-moderation.
what is going on in this image?
Your daily sodium allowance.
it appears that salt-in-the-eyes can be fatal

why did he a-salt him? is he stupid?
ran out of b-salt
December 11, 2025
☞ MV Release
December 18, 2025
☞ Digital Single Release
apparently the Fortnite doggo and fishstick friendship is still goin on in trailers and stuff
There was a time before Marketing and there will be a time after Marketing
I tell myself this whenever an advertisement irritates me
I have no clue what this means but I'm happy for them
i say friendship but them bitchess gay
Ok
Ok
Ok
Thanks, really appreciate it
yurp
bi bi
speak your shit
hate my body punishing me with acid reflux anytime i consume literally anything
like i have to eat dude
do you eat often or the normal 2-3 meals appropriatel;y sized ofc
acid reflux seems to have alot to do with regulating the acid flow production....training the stomach to produce small amounts through the day vs alot every so often to digest 2 or 3 meals which can lead to acid reflux issues after eating
this plus kefir helped alot
mmm kefir
car
Mm soda
you can rent a studio apartment in walking distance to a factory that won’t hire anybody with a college degree if you understate your qualifications on a resume
I wonder when is the next patchnote
does anyone have any idea why im quesy i dont have corpse sickness and im not infected
I have bad news for you
i litterally have infection disabled
no
im also anxious
and have a fever
but like
i have infection disabled
so idk what it could be
Wth
6 ingame hours
could be a bug with a mod that's still causing you to be infected
that or it's fake infection
Neck injuries shouldn't cause it. You may have eaten/drank something by mistake.
probably fake infection
ive had this character for a day and the only thing ive drank was liquor
Normally not that quick yes.
i got bit once on infection disabled save and got the symptoms of infection, but wasn't actually infected
Are you losing health though?
Yea thats important
i was but that was because i was bleeding from the neck
don't end your run, see if it goes away
yeah man and every single car
i just slept and im still quesy but my hjealth is all the way up
and i still have a fever
are you bit?
i have inrfection disabled
in what way did you turn infection off?
I have no idea what you have but since you not dying just let us see whats going to happen
sandbox options
should i start in rosewood again in build 42 if im really familiar with it or is it not the meta anymore
infection disabled means you can still get fake infection
isnt that corpse sickness
so if you did get bit it's likely fake infection
whats fake infection im confused
Okay, are you still losing health now?
You turned off blood and bite options too right
Like all of em
fake infection is where you get queasy and anxious but aren't actually infected
yes infection transmission is off
i thought that just meant corpse sickness
Transmission off is good enough.
i did get bit in the neck but i still have infection off
you'll be fine then
Nope. Corpse sickness is another thing. Basically bad air.
Your area is clear of corpses I presume?
it's just fake infect
im not even at my base im at a shop and i havent seen a signle zombie
are there any doctors in riverside btw
like the place where you can find med supplioes
there's one in the middle of town
near a book store
and other things
it's connected to other buildings like a bakery and a law firm i think
im in a bakery rn
Boil your bandages it should fasten the heal process
Always keep your wound infection free
Dont get your bandage get dirty
You should be fine
that's sterilizing them, and that just means you have less of a chance of getting a wound infection (unless you leave a bandage on that's dirty)
all wound infection does as of b41 and 42 is slow down the healing time on wounds
Less infection less time to heal
Wound infection should be able to kill us man
Its so lame rn
there's mods for it
Like we should get fever then we have to get antibiotics for it to survive
who was this dudes opps
Holy
basegame i don't know why they haven't added it, probably because people would complain "durrrr i got wound infection and got sick and died 😡😡 this game too hard durrrr"
Literally the easiet thing to magane
jeez
It would add something to doctor class too
What gun mode and are you happy with it?
you already know people would complain though
People complain all the time to everything you cant stop it
🟣The difference is literal seconds, it's completely negligible
gun mode?
Never checked myself but when i have slow heal its really showing imo
if you're talking loot rarity
Yea
i just set firearm and ammo spawns to normal
melee to common
first aid to rare
food to normal
canned food to rare
Ak 47 is vanilla??
Is it good?
it basically expands upon the guns currently ingame and adds new guns that fit the time period and region of which project zomboid takes place
while still keeping the style and functionality of the vanilla game
yes
B42 support?
not officially
there is an unofficial port though
its like, right next to it
Ah thank you
🙁 I'm out of ramen
buy more
day off awsome
what brand of ramen should i buy? I'll go to the asian grocery store
must be vegetarian, otherwise i don't care
kimich stew
did you mean kimchi?
shaw
seems like i have that
my grandad got fed "kimchi" and it was just rotten cabbage
Welcome to Canada eh
bazinga
You have motivated me to leave the house
i havent been in a house in a few days
funny
Nongshim ramyeon?
1 dollar maruchan ramen kit??
i too enjoy eating wood and concrete
peak noodles ngl
i love glass noodles
yeah theyre cool
the plan is to do a constantinople
nongshim and trident are usually the only brands i get
I will have nothing to do with maruchan.
you mean istanbul
choice of words is deliberate

I want to build my own theodosian walls
bro fell for sharp's propaganda
pho is good
Istanbul? Is bull that popular?
nah its bullshit
istanbullshit
my capital is between a small pocket I'm taking to exploit 'protect'
fair enough lmao
building walls sounds kinda fun irl
since the way the game works I don't get attacked if I actually do my job well
which is extremely frustrating
i would not mind building a brick wall
whats the point of huge walls if nobody attacks them
so I need to rig the map to get what I want
HAHAH thats crazy
what's this?
songs of syx
the issue with the thedosian walls is that they didnt work
maybe this is your exact reasoning
haha lmao fair mate
besides you know what I fucking mean, huge fuckoff walls that nobody can breach directly
bro is rping as alternate roman empire history
campaigning is expensive
and it nearly broke my economy every time I try long range warfare
if the struggling holy roman empire didnt get beat by the ostrogoths the huns or the ottomans
nobody 
rome died cause nobody wanted to die for rome anymore
cinema tbh
they really fellouf when they became the holy roman empire ngl
all their hotspots were concentrated in swabia, bohemia and the rest of germany or czech
i hit 2 reps of 35 lb dumbell lateral raises with a 2 second hold at the top
yo peak
for those who don’t exercise, this is a feet of dedication
well done brother
either way, it's dead and should stay that way lmao
truly
hello bagman
imagine simping for the plunderer class
and the history they wrote about themselves
campaigning really is fucking expensive
HAHAHHA exactly bro
erhm yeah, napoleon is my hero
when people ask me how I do campaiging I dont have a better answer than gross overproduction
and win faster
mass produce everything while you can then make sure you win immediately
I'm not sure how some people have the patience to conquer the entire map
im not that clued into war history but from what ive seen the longer a war is waged the more disadvantageous it becomes for the instigator
that and underestimating weather
its mostly moving lots of crap
resource managment simulator
and the issue of having lots of crap and people in the same space
imagine camping downstream from 10,000 people
my ultimate goal but I've always done 1 world 1 life
your section of the river has been subjected to the whims of 10,000 people
I aint talking about pz
but I like how most people settle on self-enforced ironman as a matter of principle
it just does feel right
I'm glad the game does not simulate campaigning losses
only desertion if your supply situation sucks
I have no idea but the dev is crazy
simulating mass dysentery outbreak leading to a massacre of your men is fun
fair enough lol
bro the game has insane asylums
for what man
all of the people were turned from militant proletariat into lumpen proletariat while the rulers fought each other with foreign mercenaries. by the end of rome it was goths fighting goths for roman gold. the leaders refused to progress to a new mode of production to hold onto unearned and undeserved wealth
humans just have the highest rate of insanity
lmao
and the huns
until they got beaten by a roman-gaul alliance iirc, or maybe that was the goths 🤔
rome went from every able bodied man being a soldier and worker to every soldier being an out of work beggar or a field servant
the roman empire was very different in its later stages than the early stages, i think they just lost their influence and power bit by bit
but i agree with you as well haha
they were on the brink of technological revolution but it never happened because it was easier to squeeze labor out of people who had no choice than to make more skilled workers and dedicate them resources and state infrastructure
cinema
if they actually progressed into feudalism they probably wouldn’t have split for another century or two, but there is no historical instance of that happening peacefully that i’ve ever seen
this only happens but in your city
gurt is probably losing 5% of his population yearly to disease and a good 20% of them are unable to work on account of shitting themselves to death
interesting
HAHAHAH
up to 30-40% bedridden when the weekly plague hits
shitting your guts out fr
it's their main redeeming factor
pfft
problem is it's stupidly inefficient to just eat the plague losses
bros backseat campaigning another man's empire
since your workforce can at any moment just shit themselves anywhere and everywhere until it claims them
this is how wars start
fucking hilarious
I want him to get through it faster so he can join me in rambling about the campaigning phase
haha nice
riders have been added for better or worse
Rider?
i hardly knower
I hardly knower

the dev has accepted that people will endlessly cheese archers and caved to the demands for honse
is that the fate of every war sim
at least people have to work for their black magic
since you need your own riders to actually kte now
kte?
kite
ahh lol
peak fiction
the mental image of 9ft lizards on hoseback will never not be funny
and equally horrifying because holy shit charge damage is based on unit mass
how heavy is a 9ft tall lizard 🤔
weights are deliberately abstract
the in game measurement is in stones
whatever the hell that's supposed to be
its imperial no?
The stone or stone weight (abbreviation: st.) is an English and British imperial unit of mass equal to 14 avoirdupois pounds (6.35 kg). The stone continues in customary use in the United Kingdom and Ireland for body weight.
England and other Germanic-speaking countries of Northern Europe formerly used various standardised "stones" for trade, wit...
I mean it's not based on the real life unit, according to the dev
it's just what it's called
The stone or stone weight (abbreviation: st.) is an English and British imperial unit of mass equal to 14 avoirdupois pounds (6.35 kg). The stone continues in customary use in the United Kingdom and Ireland for body weight.
England and other Germanic-speaking countries of Northern Europe formerly used various standardised "stones" for trade, wit...
damn
we're on the same page though
weights an impressive 80 stones
how impressive are these stones
deez stones? impressive as fuck brother
more than yer mum
Micron is shutting down in Feburary. With 10% of the entire market share of PC components, every major hardware company, globally, is openly stating that computer prices, RAM, GPU, etc. will continue rising for the next DECADE.
Every computerized devices, everywhere is going up in price.
With Micron ceasing to exist, SK Hynix and Samsung both slated to spend over $50 Billion on capital expenditures, the 3 giants of basic computer compnent makers (i.e. these guys make all the RAM and VRAM and basic chipsets for every device everywhere), prices are going never going down for at least the next 10 years.
If your going to buy a PC, do it literally now. Because this is the CHEAPEST you will ever see them for the next decade.
RAM shortages are also going to be a very real thing
unfortunately my card is declined
Yeah mine is good for a decade
an i5 1060 is good for a decade if all you do is play cdda and watch movies
im gonna sprint into the canadian wilderness and stay in a cabin
Don't worry, you can just break into Arosaka Tower for new PC parts as the new economy of 2028.
Electricity and water prices are going up 400% by 2028
me too brother
or play any game that isnt triple a
i dont think pz would work on that system much longer
fr?
yes
interesting
with the new graphics updates
They are not that gpu intensive
i will say non triple a games are more invested in optimisation and providing support to "lower end" systems
for now
Rtx in zomboid
maybe when new npc shit and all that release it will be more intensive
coming on whatever your death date +1
its morning
Then you can put your AMD tech in your will to me, cause even AMD is increasing prices
Oh you're back in nz?
morning huh
yeah wednesday
why does the world suck
at being good
we won't have to worry about it in 3 years
Dw
my computer is going to be burned and turned into a cool sword
no i say 15 im always right your wrong
There will be more important stuff to worry about
yk
food
water
breathable air
I wish
they just gave us personality because they got bored
Im running on pure NS
Individual greed is deemed as more important than communities.
When society see's Meta building a data center the size of the city of manhattan, which consumes all the same water and power as almost 1 million residential homes? People are not crashing out hard enough. Higher energy costs and less of it available means a collapse on the scale of Cyberpunk fiction is going to happen IRL.
natural stupidity
why arent they pissed off i am
i cant do this alone i need a team
what are you doing about it bro
nitrous
Uuh, hard to be pissed hard enough about something in particular when government makes sure you have a lot of problems on your mind
real
how do i post in servr recruitmnet
i dont know i havent gotten commands from the admiral yet
send me a funny meme rn
I am so angy
No
No
hi angy
how IN THE HELL do i post in server recruitment?
Read
Grrr
read brother read
the rules
There is a pinned post
instead of shadowboxing the void and losing
capitalism
Simple example: Everyone who plays Fortnite who hates AI? Fortnite helps fund and uses AI. The owner himself even talks about using AI and is rolling out pure AI content throughout the next 2-3 years of game content.
So the players say they hate it, but they spend their money on it anyway. Fortnite makes over $2 million A DAY, and no one who spends that money on the game is upset that they are helping fund AI. Same with Youtube.
People do care, but ultimately, they are unable or unwilling to stop consuming the product
HAHAH uncle ruckus is crazy
Erm actually capitalism is awesome because I get to choose between shirt with logo and shirt with other logo
hi, does anyone know a genuinely good server host for project zomboid?
when you get to choose between 25 versions of one product that all cost 10x their worth bc rich people want profit
Capitalism sums up why im angy rn too tbh
I have used Indifferent Broccoli for years now. Love em
so much choice so little freedom
do u have no memes?
Hi angy rn too
I just want this flashy esports stuff but i am going to miss it before i get paid
i tried to get a sever from them in my region and they don’t have any 😭😭😭
Choice is an illusion. Those 50 flavoers of breakfast cereal you get to choose from? They all come from 3 companies and producers
no i just refuse to give you any
consoomer
shame
i hardly knower
what if i say please
my credit card wouldn’t let me pay my debt off in a two week increment, which wasn’t a problem this time but it wasn’t what i wanted to do
then i will say no
😔
U shame
i wanted to pay half this week, half next week, but credit card bank said otherwise and took it all
Das gotta be ai
i am memeless
long dark is a goated game
FR
Can back it up
vanilla pz enjoyers say shit like
"yeah vanilla pz is amazing aside from my 10 trillion quality of life mods"
Anger is a normal and reasonable reaction to the state of the world, but my lazy two cents regarding the conversation that, by the looks of things, will have come to an end by the time I send this message: focusing on building community in a world that tries its damnedest to isolate us is a reaction that can also be productive & fruitful
i 🫀 my DEFINITELY VANILLA and TOTALLY QUALITY OF LIFE pz
i’d rather see a free bread line than a chic fil a with a drive thru backed up onto the main road and a bunch of teenagers working their ass off for minimum wage. tyson sells the chicken to like every fast food spot
we speedrunning rainworld
fruitful?
I worked in a store, a single company had 4 sub companies to satisfy anti monopoly within stores itself
full of deez nuts rather
drain the oceans to cool the superhuge AI datacenters
mcdonald’s, chic fil a, wendy’s, b dubs… all tyson
Rather of nuts full deez
"So we ask stores to have 80% of our main product, then add in 3 sub companies with their product that will occupy other 10-15%"
End result is shelves especially full with product from a single company
and no one bets an eye
not even I did before i started working here
giving mod recommendations to a new pz player is like giving a baby a bottle of 5 hour energy
my company has rules that say not to mention any “failure” in tests, but only to recommend corrections. so every corrective report on a product or process has recommendations without stating what a problem is, because it’s not acceptable for us to have a problem
wiwiwiwi
and i work on jet engines
I love my shitty modded experience
HAHAHhA
100 errors per startup?
Is “I recommend that you correct the situation in which the engines explode when they turn on” also off limits
10 minutes loading time?
it sounds like you're trying not to hurt the jet's feelings
At least not vanilla tho
but its likely just padding for shareholders
i dont think i have that many mods enabled
just a zombie retexture and VFE
maybe a few other mods
vanilla expansion slop
its never the company's fault that expensive equipment cant be maintained on hopes and dreams 🤗
if you mention a failure, a crack due to stress, a design flaw, it all has to be in a way that recommends future changes without recognizing the current issue. so instead of saying “the stress on this compressor stage could lead to failure” you say “it may increase the products lifespan to increase the vane thickness at this stage”
and i mean this is life or death shit
i love pz modslop
Yikes but unsurprising
dosen't the agri industry suffer from the same thing
it’s so the business side can claim they didn’t know when an accident happens
padding
i hate this industry, i’m trying to move to HVAC
for liability
🤔 unsurprising
there are processing plants with equipment from the fuckin 50s in my province
cinema
hand me downs from the americans
godd
the 60’s made the best machinery
cause farmers still have pitchforks
Sloppy evelyn
not all farmers own their land
SLOOOPPPPP
farmer?
SLOOOPPPPPPPPP
i hardly knower
most serious operations I've seen always have some heavy machinery
FEEED MEEEE SLOOOOOPPPPP
we lov combine harvesters
iunno elsewhere but in the philippines we still have serfs tenant farmers
sharecropping
share copeing
so thats what that word means
sharecropping is just slavery + serfdom
we're all cope sharers
landowners "hire" people to "use" their land and tools in exchange they profit off of the production of their labour lol
crazy
farming is so unprofitable tho
dont need to worry about retention when you're also their landlord
where else are they going to go
ive heard so many stories, local and on yt about people loosing money by farming

i have secured the kimchi ramen
just because they're farmers dosen't mean they're good at it
what do you think happens when the government keeps bailing them out
subsidy farmer 
Paywalling food has got to be one of humanity's top 10 biggest epic gaming fails
Industrial revolution is no 1
And inventing money
And Healthcare
and economy
nikola [last name redacted] inventing a way to distribute celerity for free and chud edison gatekeeping it so he could make money off of power grids is crazy
Can we still not say blank coil
im not sure
real
civilisation is the major L
we should have never developed farming
shit talking Sid Meier's Civilisation, shame on you
I do find it so funny how his name just keeps getting put in the title of all of his games.
Like bro, we get it
u made dis
cool
Chances are his involvement in it is very low if not zero now, as someone who knows nothing about civ
Especially when they didn't
very likely he he has next to no involvement anymore
in terms of latest releases
he sold the rights
I don't think clancy tom even knew what a video game was
So not even “I made this,” just “I made the first form of this”
excuse me guys just gonna
branding cinema
he just saw those sweet dollar signs
No blame
John Bongley's Project Zomboid
MY GOD
your power
Yes... Yes...
IT'LL GO TO HIS HEAD
If only it worked on the robot
this will surely lead to the destruction of the universe
Silence, the cosmos
Carpet burn and 5 frames for you
imagine pissing in a carpeted bathroom
mods!!!!
one sneeze and your floor is ruined
How am I supposed to shit on the floor now
moderate deez nuts
that shit would smell like piss forver
with more comfort
this man is posting disturbing images!
it comes with built in wiper
Oh my god it's true
dude ive always wanted to piss down those floor vents
I have never once had this desire
you haven't?
magical experience
ive only pissed into a radiator
floor vents?
wait did I ever tell you guys the upper decker story from a coworker?
yes
no
The what
he has
upper decker
i hardly knower
i dont remember
What on earth
imagine pissing down em, turning it on during winter so your bedroom smells like a bus stop
You cant use it
too low rank
and also a loot goblin
If you sign in to PZ daily and get the season pass you should be able to use it in a month
warm piss smell
doesnt seem to bad a prank
at a whole dollar more per pack of ramen than mr. noodle...
upper decker is easy to clean unless its loose
The prank is on innocent food service worker, if it were a friend maybe
true
diarrhea upper decker
upper decker is nuclear war
Omar strikes me as a fish person
i dare you to trick the shit water
worth. this flavor is mad good
hes an Omar
upper decker? i hardly knower
a lobster
No; I don't think I have any fish blood
what is the implication of this
they are moving it to paid battle pass
I don't eat fish (not because I value their life) (not for moral reasons) (I just don't eat fish) (just a diet) (no philosophy behind this)
that you have to buy with in game currency
Oh, joy!
crazy amount of caveats
however there are no exact amount of pzbucks
when you have to dig your own home out in the forest and live off pet store gold fish
you forgot to add what you mean by diet
or too few that you can't spend anywhere else
Damn that might be misinterpreted
are you trying to lose weight or do you mean diet as in just what you eat
bruh if i run out of food money im spending what would go to food on liqor
liquor
no point being hungry AND sober
salmon is good fish
I don't eat fish (not because I value their life) (not for moral reasons) (I just don't eat fish) (just a diet) (as in a what I choose to eat) (not for health reasons) (not for weight loss) (definitely not for moral reasons either) (no philosophy behind this)
i like the random grocery store sushi
you can actually live off of booze
the one with the crunchy bits and the sauce
thats how alcoholics can survive without eating proper
beer is carbs bro
alcohol has a lot of calories
i’ll eat fish if i catch it, but i never buy any fish products
they are fueled by alcoholism
and the carbs
picture of omar
crab
gotta get that pull somewhere
alcohol within me burned more than fire outside
Omar what do you think of crabs
my homie said he can’t lose weight bc he drinks too much (he ONLY drinks vodka straight, eats fried chicken for lunch every day, and refuses to work out)
I do not think of them
carbs
He fears them
i survived because the alcohol inside of me burned brighter than the car crash outside
and chicken
for their many claws (2)
HHAHAH nah that guy has my respect
it reminds me of a steam train
vodka straight and fried chicken is god tier
i suggested working out with me, he said yes, and never has 🤣
I do not fear the crab, I fear what it knows
nah he's locked into the golden way of life

he is not gaining weight bc of the vodka, but he needs that mental disconnect
i dont work out in the traditional manner i just run around my house like a schizoid
sometimes outside when it is not shitty
honestly i got way fatter when i started drinking regularly, but i drink flavored malt beverages with a lot of sugar and i quit competing in martial arts
the alcohol does make you bigger, but straight vodka i think doesn’t so much
why bro hitting the
flavoured malt
bruh
yeast piss
might as well just drink pre mixed drinks from the can
it just lasts longer per day
ill piss on your dad
kinky
pepsi and gin is crazy lol
didn't know you were into that
im into your dad
where’s that piss emote you reply with so much? what’s it called
my mom left it out and i snatched that shit
lmao
gin and ginger ale is an undefeated combo
do people on pz servers actually do that
its just a shit combo
idk
i guess she was desperate
im not a loser to play with people
gin and dark soda is a bit sour on the taste buds
i used to be a crazy kid lol
but gin straight is like mouth wash
gin is my favorite liqor
have you added any to the collection
you werent crazy
Average beer drinker
truly
your probably right
chugs 3 tallboy budweiser and pisses 5 times an hour
hits 5 smirnoff slammers and gets sick outside
people will drink everything
smirnoff is weak
agree lol
Whats your pph
that’s why you hit 5
piss per hour
my current pph is a fraction i think
i try to piss more at work bc the bathroom breaks break up the monotony
try mixing a few shits into those bathroom breaks
these strangers knocked on my door earlier and i opened it and introduced myself and they were scared of me bc they got the wrong door
bathroom door?
how are you gonna buzz me off my desk chair, and then be scared of me in my pajamas and slide ons?
main door
never knock on a bathroom door. always open first so you get a nice surprise

the art of war
HAHHA i love it
it could be like me following the wrong person and going "oh shit who are you"
book of 5 toilet seats
or are you talking about a bathroom
the face people make and the way they squeak
you're invading their private space at their most vulnerable
loud pisser talk
im a loud pisser
it was a couple and i tried to shake the dudes hand and introduce myself but he wouldn’t shake it and didn’t tell me his name after i told him mine
i will never hit the side of the bowl to muffle my piss
i remember somebody walking in on me and all i said was "hello welcome"
open the door and start pissing with them
it felt really disrespectful in retrospect, i’m clearly being kind and literally opening the door for you. the least you can do is identify yourself and give me the respect back
cross the streams
save the world
people are douchebags
dont forget that
you gotta cross streams with your bros
i pointed them towards who they were looking for, but it’s whatever i guess i look more intimidating than most people
gotta cross streams with the closest coworker
should have opened the door in boxers
do you use the urinal next to people?
insane
only two in my floor’s bathrooms
i use urinal with people
2 per 1
co-op pissing
thats eco friendly
usually i have to shit whenever i go to the bathroom
i never have actually felt a need to just piss
im efficient
huh
You're dehydrated
i never piss and shit at the same time
huh
i drink liquid on the daily
bro needs more piss in him fr
my piss and shit times dont overlap
You never sit in the toilet and dual wield?
my shit and piss times are set to the same period
dual wield? double donged?
no thats an analogy for pissing and shitting at the same time
what are you dual wielding
but not piss while shitting
the shitlog is my self defense weapon
mine and your dad's
truly
if anybody tries to rob me i will smear shit on their face
what if its wet
your fourth shit in the past 3 hours, you realise you may have eaten a bad lunch earlier
cup
wouldnt that be even better
turn it into the cannon
harder to get rid of the shit smell now
the artillery
man imagine getting a turd flake in your mouth after your mate throws their cup of diarrhoea sludge in your face
its not a cannon because its not a solid ball of ammo
its more like the flamethrower guys
napalm
wide spread
that works
they’re not a mate anymore that’s an opp and it’s on perception
fuck on sight if i smell them coming it’s over
depends
I found a way to quickly grind stealth and lightfooted using molotovs: 1. gather a huge horde. 2. throw the molotov in their path. 3. run away until they all stop chasing and turn to cluster into a huge flaming zombie ball. 4. stealth back into range where you start gaining stealth xp. 5. walkaround and get the first 3 levels in a minute or so.
holy shit this DVD ran half the movie on one side and i have to flip it? i thought that the whole movie was on side A and extra shit was on side B
my mate and i filled water balloons full of cow dung and threw them at other kids
one of them slammed me right in the nose and it exploded into my mouth
chat, rate my build
my homies fed me a cracker of the floor today without telling me and idk how im gonna get my get back
i know but i can’t let it slide
fair
Secrets of the shadows Melee master mode run is done
gonna do ranger next
piss in their coffee. move their furniture a few cm to the right, spit in their food
i could loosen every screw in their chairs…
would be peak
holy shit this movie got dark when i flipped the disk
flip deez
flip DN
flip ligma
flip sugma
flip this ID 10 T error
flip gobblin
flippp this dragon
is it that much worse that getting shit particles in your nose
to smell shit you have to get its particles in the nose
I dont think you can do this
worse i think
you get the added texture of feeling your buddy's butt burrito ingredients crunching between your upper molars
it can be lol
i thought it just crumbled as it aged



