😃
#general_chat
plush cobalt
vital marten
vital marten
I did a crime come look
rain mango
I been here in and off for two years now. I have forgotten "how to make friends" lol
jaunty fractal
"I shoplifted in walmart" 🗣️ 🔥
rain mango
Probably not alone in that.
quasi slate
him drivern a stolern beemer
he stripped it for parts lool
tender igloo
I been here in and off for two years now. I have forgotten "how to make friends...
Think you could meet some in here, just have to put in the efforts n get to know people that you might paly well with
plush cobalt
Step 1 for making a friend: acquire a homunculus or a human heart to serve as the core
night nova
very nice semantic wordplay i enjoyed that joke
neat moat
Omar omar in the chat, can you record yourself lipsinging to WAP?
tender igloo
good talk
vital marten
Puppers speaks of voodoo
night nova
Step 1 for making a friend: acquire a homunculus or a human heart to serve as th...
did you used to have a pfp with same colours but with Ø instead of the glasses
tender igloo
Puppers speaks of voodoo
erm its vodou
neat moat
bible study
The patient, the true, the obedient, those who spend in god, and those who seek forgiveness before dawn 🙏
empty frigate
before dawn?
neat moat
Quran 3:17
toxic hawk
Did you tho
I only like 3 people here
Light and birdwrap
Uhhh
Idk I'll find a third
ivory grail
Eww gurt
tender igloo
ok but did you know in louisana cemetary there are thousands upon thousands of people in there because the way the tombs are made you put the body in there and after about the year because of the temperature you can just remove a slab of the tomb and they fall to the bottom making room for another family member
subtle shoal
onyx igloo
ok but did you know in louisana cemetary there are thousands upon thousands of p...
forbidden jenga
tender igloo
YAH
neat moat
@ivory grail how many of your babies do I need to eat before I eradicate your plague
lilac quarry
ok but did you know in louisana cemetary there are thousands upon thousands of p...
so like that?
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/modeus-helltaker-ht-gif-23772846
The helltsker phase
livid notch
The helltsker phase
I never left it since two years ago
ivory grail
https://tenor.com/view/biker-hm-bike-hotline-miami-hotline-miami-meme-hotline-mi...
Wow gurt is finally learning to type congrats
ivory grail
<@265253476597104641> how many of your babies do I need to eat before I eradicat...
More than 7 billions i'm like an ant colony i just spread
neat moat
ok pig man
ivory grail
Ok bug man
subtle shoal
anrgy meth noises
ivory grail
I'm gonna torch your village
thin lily
why cant i post in LFG
subtle shoal
read carefully
toxic hawk
subtle shoal
read very carefully and slowly
thin lily
read what
subtle shoal
plush cobalt
did you used to have a pfp with same colours but with Ø instead of the glasses
You're probably mixing me up with my cousin Ømar
night nova
You're probably mixing me up with my cousin Ømar
can you ask your cousin if he managed to get work with the gypsies or did he go abroad
candid patio
Combine 3 ingredients in a bowl to make the tastiest dish:
Frozen berries, oat milk, agave nectar
livid notch
Chicken rice jalapeno
rain mango
Combine 3 ingredients in a bowl to make the tastiest dish:
Lard, butter, dog food.
candid patio
Chicken rice jalapeno
That's a good one
thin lily
Pinned post
BRO I DONT UNDERSTAND IT SAYS I DONT HAVE A PERMISSION TO POST ANYTHING
candid patio
Lard, butter, dog food.
Is this a pz joke or should I call the police?
livid notch
BRO I DONT UNDERSTAND IT SAYS I DONT HAVE A PERMISSION TO POST ANYTHING
React to the said post with 
thin lily
what even happened tot his server bruh
candid patio
BRO I DONT UNDERSTAND IT SAYS I DONT HAVE A PERMISSION TO POST ANYTHING
Please calm down
There is a pinned post.
Read the post and follow the instructions.
rain mango
Is this a pz joke or should I call the police?
None of that is illegal. But call my cardiologist?
thin lily
it looks like it was hacked
candid patio
We don't yell at puppers
rain mango
We try not to yell at anyone...
toxic hawk
AHHHH PUPPERA YOU LITTLE CREATURE
tender igloo
BRO I DONT UNDERSTAND IT SAYS I DONT HAVE A PERMISSION TO POST ANYTHING
read the pinned post at the top
tender igloo
lol
rain mango
Pins appear broken for me
candid patio
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
rain mango
I see normal posts mentioning pins
lilac quarry
Pins appear broken for me
is your sort changed?
modest lynx
rain mango
Don't think so? But I suck at discord lol
empty frigate
i use bluecord so pinned posts don't appear
plush cobalt
can you ask your cousin if he managed to get work with the gypsies or did he go ...
I will relay this message to him, but as you know it will take at least 1 month for him to receive it
modest lynx
let the train flow
candid patio
I suppose I do in fact try to not yell at people
hardy muralBOT
modest lynx
Limx
candid patio
I suppose I do in fact ***try*** to not yell at people
But I often fail
rain mango
My Anger Translator does the yelling for me.
rain mango
He is the other guy living in my head.
tender igloo
spaghetti
candid patio
I was going to say I think it has been over a month since I yelled at someone
But I yelled at the proctor for my online final exam on Sunday
modest lynx
candid patio
But I yelled at the proctor for my online final exam on Sunday
She kept telling me to do something with my phone, and my phone was in my car, which was an elevator ride and 400 meters* round trip outside in a blizzard
So I was like MY PHONE IS UNAVAILABLE, WHAT OTHER OPTIONS CAN WE DO?
tender igloo
I was going to say I think it has been over a month since I yelled at someone
yelling makes me cry
empty frigate
https://tenor.com/view/ping-meme-cat-gif-17998801
desync in pz
tender igloo
or using a . in a sentence
candid patio
yelling makes me cry
We must protect you at all costs
tender igloo
no i protek you guys!
candid patio
❤️
flint torrent
god i love need for speed most wanted
quasi slate
which one
lilac quarry
or using a . in a sentence
ok.
quasi slate
2012....
half kettle
pitch
quasi slate
i liked the soundtrack but disliked the gameplay
it having absolutely no customization for cars ruined the game for me
flint torrent
eh its good for stress testing ancient gpu's
candid patio
My grandma, my dad, my dad's siblings, my sister, and me are all prone to explosive outbursts
flint torrent
for example ati radeon 3000 on all lowest barely has 7 fps in game
rn im going for all highest on geforce 450 gts
quasi slate
i played more the mobile version of it than the pc lol
candid patio
My sister will tell a story about a basic interaction like the guy at Starbucks saying "I'm sorry we are out of matcha" and then she will proudly brag about how she only yelled at him a little bit
quasi slate
pog
stone meadow
lmao , now i will overthink this for 5 days and think you hate me
he do
candid patio
lmao , now i will overthink this for 5 days and think you hate me
No one hates you**.**
candid patio
(I bolded the period)
lilac quarry
.
harsh vault
frogski abuses me like a drunk father
lilac quarry
italics period
flint torrent
but this game runs pretty well on that gpu if i disabled antialiasing
and its all highest at 1680x1050
harsh vault
@stone meadow you better treat me right mister
tender igloo
how do you bold
candid patio
italics period
.
tender igloo
I would never tell you
sharing is caring
harsh vault
slappy, people are weird
candid patio
how do you bold
||~~ you surround the text you want bolded with a double asterisk on both sides~~||
empty frigate
the devs can actually play as a zombie and enter your world
lilac quarry
ill remember this next time you cant connect to a server
what is an ip
candid patio
lilac quarry
I removed the timeout
lilac quarry
you can't use that unfortunately
tender igloo
LOL
lilac quarry
this is blocked smh
empty frigate
i said a bad word
candid patio
Lol
empty frigate
yeah
tender igloo
thickums
candid patio
-# oh that's neat
that is neat
tender igloo
lol
empty frigate
tender igloo
``does this do anything or am i gonna look like an idiot``
thats the text you need to use for people asking pinned post l ol
candid patio
<:unhappy:721361533636182047>
Just kidding!
empty frigate
empty frigate
kate.jpg
subtle shoal
EURETHRA!
empty frigate
i want the woodaxe irl
oh wait
it's a wood axe
am i stupid
new idea for pz merch: the car types but turned into little toys
tender igloo
new idea for pz merch: the car types but turned into little toys
edible
i want a keychain!!
tender igloo
ok that would be neat lol , blind boxes
lady finger van and those other murial vans be rare ones
tender igloo
penisham when
onyx igloo
hampenis
empty frigate
valuline, bulldriver, dart, and step van hotwheels are the ones id keep on my shelf
the d6 too
onyx igloo
stark depot
;K
last rune
hello
last rune
why.. i wouldnt consider myself beautiful.. but if you insist ;)
tender igloo
were made of stardust of course youre beautiful gosh
last rune
how sweet of you!
candid patio
Can we stop the ragebaits please
Huh?
toxic hawk
And the only thing people can say about him that is positive is that he's anti corpo
Name anything else good about him
livid notch
Aint seen it yet but aight
Aren't you like at, the voodoo boys mission at Pacifica?
toxic hawk
Aren't you like at, the voodoo boys mission at Pacifica?
Im about to meet with hanako
Doing dlc first
hollow temple
will we get an update to b42 this month?
livid notch
Im about to meet with hanako
Nuh uh
Your not skipping one of johnny's best friends side quests
urban tinsel
no all the developers had a stroke
Can confirm
tender igloo
Can confirm
you guys are swimmers?!
i mean i guess you guys are or you wouldnt be here
lilac quarry
classic puppers
toxic hawk
Your not skipping one of johnny's best friends side quests
Yeah ill do Kerry
As in his quest of course
Not him
livid notch
Imo only reason Kerry wants to do V is the fact that johnny is inside their head
velvet pebble
Wanna hear it
Ye
toxic hawk
Imo only reason Kerry wants to do V is the fact that johnny is inside their head
Duh, aint it obvious
empty frigate
Im about to meet with hanako
doing anything but meeting hanako at embers
half kettle
whoever invented wheat biscuits is awesome
floral fiber
Johnny silverhand is a BITCH
harsh vault
hai chat!
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645
guess what
floral fiber
guess what
Rage bait
harsh vault
hai holy
half kettle
woah among us?
toxic hawk
huh ?
toxic hawk
what hypoglycémie does to a mf
harsh vault
whats that
toxic hawk
^^ Canadian btw
subtle shoal
hyperglicerin
velvet pebble
what hypoglycémie does to a mf
There's like 3 people here who know what hypoglycemia is
Don't speak smart language in discord
toxic hawk
There's like 3 people here who know what hypoglycemia is
let me flex
i need to feel smart once a day or my ego collapses
velvet pebble
i need to feel smart once a day or my ego collapses
You trying to be smart in discord
That lowers your iq, wrong place to flex
rotund sleet
i need to feel smart once a day or my ego collapses
Nerdly
spiral hill
Excuse my dumb question. I'm fairly new. but why cant I make a post in #1019737819981283459
quasi slate
read top post
candid patio
I'm actually so stupid
We get that exact question in here multiple times a day so don't feel too bad
oak obsidian
Where do I get the cosmetic roles?
oak obsidian
Yeah just like the ones that are builder vet ect ect
quasi slate
Yeah just like the ones that are builder vet ect ect
the plunger builder etc and vet are from levels you can check yours by doing /rank custom ones like "slappers only" or sun's "dorm alarm" are custom roles given out by the devs if ur just a good person in the server while being an active member lol but asking for a custom role wont get you one
candid patio
Yeah just like the ones that are builder vet ect ect
Posting messages generates XP
You can earn XP a max of once per minute
When you get enough XP, you level up
When you level up enough. You get a symbol
oak obsidian
❤️
candid patio
the plunger builder etc and vet are from levels you can check yours by doing /r...
Whoa whoa whoa
I am not a good person
quasi slate
yeah thats why you got bullied hours ago
vital marten
LMAO
candid patio
Please don't tell new people that I'm an example of an exemplary chatter
hardy muralBOT
oak obsidian
That's shameful.
vital marten
Please don't tell new people that I'm an example of an exemplary chatter
Don’t worry, it’s evident you’re not
candid patio
I'm very naughty and have been punished by the mods many times
vital marten
I was muted for spam once
quasi slate
That's shameful.
xp has a 1 minute cooldown iirc and you dont get alot so if you plan on grinding dont bother just engage with others and it will climb veteran is 25
think it took me 2 years or something to get to that level
vital marten
think it took me 2 years or something to get to that level
Just hang out in pz chat and ask basic ahh questions till you learn everything
oak obsidian
xp has a 1 minute cooldown iirc and you dont get alot so if you plan on grindin...
Anyone who 'grinds' discord ranks needs to get a hobby
quasi slate
Anyone who 'grinds' discord ranks needs to get a hobby
real
paper hull
grinding for ranks is cringe, simply aquire them through osmosis
candid patio
But I will die on the hill that ||honey is nasty bee vomit|| and no mod or frog will silence me!!!
quasi slate
i just paid for my levels since im anew member
oak obsidian
But I will die on the hill that ||honey is nasty bee vomit|| and no mod or frog ...
Guess I like vomit on my sandwiches then that's cool
paper hull
coolboy is always so cool about it too
candid patio
Guess I like vomit on my sandwiches then that's cool
Ummm what kind of sandwich are you putting honey on?
vital marten
I want enchiladas 
oak obsidian
Ummm what kind of sandwich are you putting honey on?
The ones made of bread
candid patio
Peanut butter and banana and honey?
quasi slate
But I will die on the hill that ||honey is nasty bee vomit|| and no mod or frog ...
their vomit is scrumptious....
donating insulin
candid patio
The ones made of bread
- Take bread
- Add honey
- Sandwich?
candid patio
1. Take bread
2. Add honey
3. Sandwich?
That's just bread with honey on it
oak obsidian
1. Take bread
2. Add honey
3. Sandwich?
1.5 spread butter (preferably on bread)
I might like eating vomit but I'm not a Neanderthal..
quasi slate
Guess I like vomit on my sandwiches then that's cool
and once you have the builder role or something i dont remember you will get embed perms allowing you to post images and videos and links with embed
candid patio
1.5 spread butter (preferably on bread)
I might like eating vomit but I'm not a...
Is the bread toasted?
oak obsidian
That's just toast not sandwich I'm not a subway
quasi slate
like this intense pvp game while suffering from schitzophrenia
candid patio
This sounds like a toast sandwich
oak obsidian
like this intense pvp game while suffering from schitzophrenia
I have words to say that I cannot for I will be smote
vital marten
I don’t like the look of this
quasi slate
This sounds like a toast sandwich
british struggle meal
candid patio
This sounds like a toast sandwich
The middle piece is toast
It's like an old British crunch wrap supreme
quasi slate
you see a tiny bit of cheese sticking out
oak obsidian
No that's just my tears
quasi slate
simple bear
u die in discord u die in real life
candid patio
i did alot of crying today
Would you showing us your loved one and us telling you how cute it was help?
Or would seeing my cute critters help?
Or... I don't know what else. I'm sorry for your loss
vital marten
All of you is discord
oak obsidian
I think I need to play games less im like 78% sure I'm getting carpel tunnel ;-;
vital marten
I think I need to play games less im like 78% sure I'm getting carpel tunnel ;-;
I’m a painter so I’m doomed either way
candid patio
you see a tiny bit of cheese sticking out
I thought that was butter or mayo
oak obsidian
I’m a painter so I’m doomed either way
Same ;-;
oak obsidian
;-;
candid patio
I think I need to play games less im like 78% sure I'm getting carpel tunnel ;-;
Wrist stretches are very helpful in the short term
vital marten
https://store.steampowered.com/app/960170/DJMAX_RESPECT_V/ lets play
It has MP?
candid patio
Fixing your ergonomics is important for the long term
paper hull
Would you showing us your loved one and us telling you how cute it was help?
Or...
ill be alright, dont sweat it thank you ❤️
ripe rose
https://store.steampowered.com/app/960170/DJMAX_RESPECT_V/ lets play
does it deserve 50 dollars
quasi slate
It has MP?
yes 7 player lobbies non competitive, custom lobbies, and ranked ladder pvp aswell as just solo play
oak obsidian
Fixing your ergonomics is important for the long term
The thing is, I have good ergonomics, I think it may be my seat height xd
quasi slate
does it deserve 50 dollars
it goes on sale for 80% off like every month
ripe rose
it goes on sale for 80% off like every month
how much it gets after it?
candid patio
The thing is, I have good ergonomics, I think it may be my seat height xd
the thing is I have good ergonomics except for the part where I don't
🤓
oak obsidian
It's max height im just short 😭
quasi slate
8 bucks
vital marten
Steamdb my beloved
oak obsidian
It's okay I'll buy spinal extentions
quasi slate
id marry steamdb if it was a person
oak obsidian
I feel bad for anyone who bought it fullprice
oak obsidian
E m p a t h y
quasi slate
some just buy it full price to support the devs lol which in return gives you higher budget animations in the game lol and allows them to branch out by doing events and merchandise
two of my friends got the full bundle for 800 usd
vital marten
I need those 800 clams for RAM now sorry devs
oak obsidian
Oh to not be broke
ripe rose
guys what do you think about muse dash
vital marten
Oh to not be broke
Loans
Take every loan under the sun
Then disappear, straight off the face of the earth
oak obsidian
Take every loan under the sun
- comes with free friends that visit you every Monday
What a deal !
quasi slate
i got it for 300 or something probably? some of the dlcs ive purchased through sales, others without discount next dlc releases on 18th of december so thats another 30 euros thrown
oak obsidian
Bros a plug
vital marten
paper hull
got the game and 3/4 of the dlc for around $60
vital marten
Insane
quasi slate
and yet i cant play the game because im too busy learning how to draw by drawing fanart for it lol
paper hull
vital marten
At least moop considers it worth it
paper hull
moopy sold me years ago
quasi slate
you already passed 100 hours
paper hull
aye im a monster accuracy wise
quasi slate
vital marten
https://i.vgy.me/OUgkfz.png
There are worse decisions like… $1k+ for all the sims dlc
candid patio
It's max height im just short 😭
This is an inconvenient aspect of life
Getting the right combination of desk height, chair arm height, chair butt height, and monitor height is so freaking hard
oak obsidian
and yet i cant play the game because im too busy learning how to draw by drawing...
Bro if I could draw I'd be the worst freak ever I had to be nerfed
primal ocean
what the zomboid flow today whats everyone playing?
vital marten
what the zomboid flow today whats everyone playing?
Hitman
quasi slate
sims thing i get but rhythm games are expensive no matter where you look a big chunk play them at arcades and it gets extremely PRICY going there almost everyday just to play
vital marten
Hurry up
paper hull
were currently cornering the entire market
with the help of 100+ people and a guild in guild wars 2
vital marten
Big money
vital marten
Blind 
quasi slate
hes so cooked
no hermes boots, half plat armor and he thinks hes gonna fight a skeletron type boss with the arena
candid patio
what the zomboid flow today whats everyone playing?
What am I playing in zomboid?
rotund sleet
https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-jerma-gif-27692380
The creature
primal ocean
What am I playing in zomboid?
in general lol and if anyone is actually playing zomboids
candid patio
how do u even hire an editor as a blind man
I think you are joking but one of my favorite content creators for dwarf fortress is legally blind
candid patio
in general lol and if anyone is actually playing zomboids
I'm split between pz and poe1 right now
primal ocean
nice ya zomboids marvel rivals and bannerlords for me
candid patio
Although poe1 is kinda dead for the rest of the league
Can't do anything I want to do until people buy the shit I have for sale
But no one is playing so no one is buying
plush cobalt
Yeah man, the manure market is tough for sellers right now
I just unloaded a few tons of shit, was waiting for a buyer for weeks
candid patio
Lol
paper hull
yeah its been in tatters every since you came out and announced you was infact full of shit so you are accepting no more
harsh vault
i have a bad feeling about today
plush cobalt
It's hard to sell, can't keep accepting
paper hull
shoulda thought about that before shiddin
harsh vault
well actually, yes, today something bad did happen
i found out a very life lasting problem
i cant read shit past 10 feet now
so i need glasses
hooray
candid patio
i blame all the surgeries i got
Eye surgeries?
harsh vault
ya
vital marten
5 whole fucking surgeries on my eye
They help though?
candid patio
5 whole fucking surgeries on my eye
No offense, but if your eye needed 5 surgeries, it's probably not the surgery's fault
vital marten
The most I’ve had done to my eyes is I got metal fragments in it once and it rusted like crazy overnight lmao
harsh vault
They help though?
the surgeries were for something unrelatable to eyesight, but i know that it did have a chance of it hitting back in the future, because i had to get a yearly diagnose exam thingy every 6 months until i was like 11
candid patio
I am super curious about this though so please tell us all you are willing to share about your eye surgeries
harsh vault
No offense, but if your eye needed 5 surgeries, it's probably not the surgery's ...
i needed 5 eye surgeries because the other 4 failed
harsh vault
I am super curious about this though so please tell us all you are willing to sh...
i was born without tear ducts
candid patio
That sounds awful
harsh vault
i started getting surgery when i was 4 because everytime i cried i would bleed through my eyes
candid patio
So you just had dry scratchy eyes 100% of the time?
harsh vault
yeah that too
vital marten
Sounds a bit worse than that 😭
candid patio
i started getting surgery when i was 4 because everytime i cried i would bleed t...
Jesus what???!!!?
That kinda sounds like an awful super power
harsh vault
of all the pressure and whatnot, there was nowhere to release the tears
vital marten
At least you don’t have allergies
vital marten
You’ve been cursed wtf
harsh vault
and im also lactose intolerant
candid patio
"buy me this toy or I will cry blood from my eyes right here in the store"
vital marten
Nooo
candid patio
im allergic to saltwater
Does that include your own sweat?
toxic hawk
What in it is the allergen
harsh vault
if im in it for too long i get major rashes
toxic hawk
The salt ?
candid patio
if im in it for too long i get major rashes
You are medically fascinating
vital marten
Said Dr House
toxic hawk
im literally dying and i dont get half as many conditions as frostie
We.are all dying
candid patio
Your ailments sound unpleasant though I'm sorry you have to live with that
harsh vault
i dont actually remember, i was 12 when i last got checked, but i should probably go back. Last year i went for an allergy test against certain materials and such, apparently alot of trees, flowers, and grass causes major hives, so i have to take medicine for that aswell
vital marten
We.are all dying
Some faster than others
harsh vault
i dont actually remember, i was 12 when i last got checked, but i should probabl...
replying to what j'aime said
vital marten
Winter is the only time I’m not a booger
toxic hawk
Antihistaminics ?
vital marten
Rest of the year is nasty
candid patio
i dont actually remember, i was 12 when i last got checked, but i should probabl...
My wife reacted to salt water at the allergist in your city that she went to... Curious
harsh vault
Antihistaminics ?
ya
harsh vault
My wife reacted to salt water at the allergist in your city that she went to... ...
i wonder if she went to the same doctor as mine
harsh vault
@candid patio wanna know a fun fact like nobody actually knows
candid patio
<@140308725419212800> wanna know a fun fact like nobody actually knows
I do
vital marten
Haha lou look at this
Unfortunately I have no idea what’s going on here 😭
candid patio
Haha lou look at this
I don't get it
Something about the band the sex pistols vs the world but not sure
toxic hawk
I don't get it
Something about the band the sex pistols vs the world but not sur...
The world and sex pistols are stands in Jojo. Here the meme reverses parts of them and its funny how it just says the S E X
harsh vault
I do
my baby teeth rotted quicker than others, and i also had this thing they called "crocodile teeth" because my teeth would never fully develop and would always be crooked. So 90% of my baby teeth were silver capped. I also had to get 8 baby teeth surgically removed because they kept pushing into my gums, and the result of that made me need braces for 5 years since i had a major overbite.
vital marten
Ooh same situation here but I didn’t get braces and everything’s still fucked up
toxic hawk
Worst thing I had as a kid was a few stitches from an accident
candid patio
my baby teeth rotted quicker than others, and i also had this thing they called ...
Please tell me you have a photo of you as a toddler with shiny metal teeth
toxic hawk
Dude out here with every medical disposition possible
harsh vault
Please tell me you have a photo of you as a toddler with shiny metal teeth
i probably do
toxic hawk
Dudette*
vital marten
I was lactose intolerant asa baby and couldn’t keep formula down either so I was give apple juice and they rotted my teeth fast af
Still got a lisp
harsh vault
Worst thing I had as a kid was a few stitches from an accident
fun fact, in school a kid pushed me into the corner of a metal desk, thing impaled the back of my skull
i still have the scar
candid patio
my baby teeth rotted quicker than others, and i also had this thing they called ...
But also that sounds rough. Did it fix your overbite? Are your teeth okay now? Do you have healthy adult teeth?
harsh vault
fun fact, in school a kid pushed me into the corner of a metal desk, thing impal...
it was very deserved though because i was mega racist and vicious
toxic hawk
Td you mean mega racist
harsh vault
But also that sounds rough. Did it fix your overbite? Are your teeth okay now? D...
no i have 20 cavities that im getting filled every month
candid patio
I bet your dentist loves you
harsh vault
Td you mean mega racist
i said a very wrong thing to a guy and he pushed me into the desk
candid patio
You are just this big walking bag of money for them
harsh vault
I bet your dentist loves you
he actually does, omg actually, wanna know something i found out when i got my first cavities filled last month?
candid patio
he actually does, omg actually, wanna know something i found out when i got my f...
I do
harsh vault
i have three very very rare problems with my mouth
vital marten
Mmh soda
novel fern
Ooh same situation here but I didn’t get braces and everything’s still fucked up
i had braces and took a fastball to the mouth playing high school baseball, my braces cut right into the inside of my mouth
harsh vault
One, my nerves are stronger than most, so he has to give me 3 times more than an average person. Second, i actually have a nerve path throughout my gums into my entire face, i found this out because when he gave me numbing for the first time, my entire face seized. Last but not least, the numbing causes a major reaction to my gums that causes major blisters, and they still havent fully gone away because i can still feel bumps from where he injected them.
vague thicket
@polar kernel I would slime you out for a pence buddy
me and my blokes
remember that
harsh vault
One, my nerves are stronger than most, so he has to give me 3 times more than an...
@candid patio
candid patio
One, my nerves are stronger than most, so he has to give me 3 times more than an...
Fascinating
rain mango
cant believe i got cucked by a fucking tree in pz
candid patio
cant believe i got cucked by a fucking tree in pz
B42 trees are op af
harsh vault
Fascinating
oh also, meaning he can only poke my gums in certain places or else my face will seize, because i have nerve roots everywhere in my gums for whatever reason
vital marten
i had braces and took a fastball to the mouth playing high school baseball, my b...
I’m Broke and American so healthcare is practically out of the question, I’m just lucky I survived all the stupid ass shit I’ve done
rain mango
thin skinned mfs when there will be bushes at the function
vital marten
From being hit in the head with a hatchet, to falling 2 stories, to blowing myself up
It truly is a wonder
vague thicket
outdoorsman mog
harsh vault
oh also, meaning he can only poke my gums in certain places or else my face will...
but my dentist loves me, i always joke around and small talk with him. He always says "you seem way too mature for an 18 year old".
rain mango
cant believe i got cucked by a fucking tree in pz
this was prior to my current run
candid patio
oh also, meaning he can only poke my gums in certain places or else my face will...
This sounds really inconvenient.
When you have a toothache is it like completely debilitating?
rain mango
i was trying to clean out and secure the perimeter around the base i always choose
and i got slowed and my vision obscured by a tree
candid patio
Does your face hurt? 😁
harsh vault
This sounds really inconvenient.
When you have a toothache is it like completel...
no, its deeper than the surface, but close enough where anything that punctures my gums will trigger it
rain mango
two zombies snuck up on me
candid patio
||cus it's killing me!||
vital marten
Bros OP is a tree 🤣
rain mango
and, since i downloaded a mod that lets zombies grab you
harsh vault
Does your face hurt? 😁
YES IT BURNS LIKE HELL WHEN I GET A SEIZE
rain mango
to be more accurate to NMRiH
and disabled multi-hit
it was over as soon as they attacked
vital marten
Multi hit 
rain mango
and, since i downloaded a mod that lets zombies grab you
basically, if they do their attack animation at you
it slows you down heavily
harsh vault
Dudette*
i just realized you called me a dudette
u can always call me floof or pup :3
rain mango
you can escape their grip sometimes
if youre facing them and running, theres a decent chance
got grabbed and stunlocked by two slow shamblers
candid patio
Wow wtf my phone just transcribed a phone call I had into the chat
harsh vault
weird
paper hull
the day i call anyone pup is the day i scream
candid patio
Almost doxxed me
rain mango
thats the story of how i got cucked by a tree in project zomboid
vital marten
thats the story of how i got cucked by a tree in project zomboid
All I’m hearing is
harsh vault
the day i call anyone pup is the day i scream
can u atleast call me floof or floofie :3
vital marten
Skill issue
paper hull
Wow wtf my phone just transcribed a phone call I had into the chat
ok thats kinda based
harsh vault
be nice evelyn
paper hull
i call you frostie because thats easiest for me to remember tbh
vital marten
If you were any good of a zomboider you would’ve cut down that tree evelyn
rain mango
bitch eraser
harsh vault
i call you frostie because thats easiest for me to remember tbh
wells, mebe tryyy pweasee
for me :3c
rain mango
two caps in your ass
candid patio
"(Slappy hands place of work), this is Slappy hands, how can I help you?"
vital marten
I have no ass, you failed before you started
harsh vault
"(Slappy hands place of work), this is Slappy hands, how can I help you?"
are you at work
paper hull
ill try but itll just make me forget what to call you
candid patio
are you at work
Yes
harsh vault
ill try but itll just make me forget what to call you
i will always remind ya dont worry
onyx igloo
vital marten
"(Slappy hands place of work), this is Slappy hands, how can I help you?"
I’ll have uhh #9
onyx igloo
i sit upon my throne of porcelain
rain mango
kids in the back of my bus are singing california girls
vital marten
I hated the school bus so much
strange spruce
so called free thinkers when white girl music
harsh vault
@candid patio by the way everything i said wasnt even the surface, there is so much about my health that is unique
rain mango
<@140308725419212800> by the way everything i said wasnt even the surface, ther...
Always fun to explain, no? 🫂
harsh vault
Always fun to explain, no? 🫂
very much is
people always want me to lore drop
i guess i am interesting bean
novel fern
I hated the school bus so much
school is actually just state sanctioned baby sitting. nobody really learned anything unless they really wanted to
i hated it too (the bus)
harsh vault
there is so much about me i have never told anyone at all
candid patio
so thats why you are here, YOU ARE BORED
Lololol I really should be working
vital marten
i hated it too (the bus)
I mainly hated it because I just got done sleeping through math and now everyone’s bouncing around like fucking monkeys
rain mango
school is actually just state sanctioned baby sitting. nobody really learned any...
I learned. I can't imagine what school is like now with our country tearing itself to shreds.
vital marten
I learned. I can't imagine what school is like now with our country tearing its...
School? I was on my phone 70% of the time
rain mango
Skool in the 80s and 90s sucked, bit I still learned to think there
harsh vault
Lololol I really should be working
wells if u ever want me to lore drop, just ask me questions, i love answering
candid patio
Lololol I really should be working
Imagine you are waiting to find out if you got approved for a new apartment or not and you find out the lazy fuck ass leasing agent hasn't submitted your application for approval for over 2 weeks because he's busy taking yapping in discord
vital marten
LMAO
rain mango
novel fern
I mainly hated it because I just got done sleeping through math and now everyone...
i was in senior math my freshman year and sophomore year got put in a lower class bc there were no other options. nobody took it seriously and the teacher would market jewelry and baked goods
rain mango
And I am working. At costing this evil company as much as I can and doing only the bare minimum
vital marten
Imagine you are waiting to find out if you got approved for a new apartment or n...
On the bright side you are preventing people from moving and moving always sucks
rain mango
Because fuck everything lol
untold fossil
So many zomboids we could project rn
novel fern
Imagine you are waiting to find out if you got approved for a new apartment or n...
you just reminded me about my last landlord/ leasing agent
vital marten
That doesn’t sound good
candid patio
you just reminded me about my last landlord/ leasing agent
Uh oh
rain mango
Valve cannot even count to 3
rockstar fired a bunch of highly valuable hard to replace employees for no apparent reason
vital marten
Valve cannot even *count* to 3
I’m fine with 2.5
untold fossil
I’m fine with 2.5
Half life: Episode 2, part 2
rain mango
valve insiders leaked that half life 3 could be possible within spring or summer of 2026
novel fern
rockstar fired a bunch of highly valuable hard to replace employees for no appar...
“no reason” capitalism. they fired them to not pay them what they’re worth, they got their surplus labor value and refused to share any profit. that’s the reason
candid patio
On the bright side you are preventing people from moving and moving always sucks
Bruh they are over here like " yeah I don't need to move in until the middle of March"
I got so much shit to do before March, quit bothering me until middle of January at the earliest
untold fossil
I think they were supposed to make hl3 with the engine used in alyx but they couldnt so they just made alyx instead
rain mango
“no reason” capitalism. they fired them to not pay them what they’re worth, they...
they were hard to replace
not were
they ARE
buuut it was in the UK sooo
UK doing everything nonsensical
candid patio
Also I'm officially declaring that "bruh" is gender neutral language
vital marten
Bruh they are over here like " yeah I don't need to move in until the middle of ...
Same kinda bs we deal with in construction only slightly different
novel fern
they don’t need to be replaced. rockstar doesn’t need gta 6 to take money. this isn’t about providing a product to gamers this is about taking money from consumers. rockstar doesn’t need to be a good studio, it needs to be a profitable company
candid patio
I say bruh to my wife and my sister
novel fern
and they’re still making millions on GTA V
rain mango
the parasite grows as long as it is fed
vital marten
I just love when the client adds on work to the job and when you bill them for it they don’t wanna pay
novel fern
especially with all the pay to play GTA online servers
candid patio
Same kinda bs we deal with in construction only slightly different
I imagine it's worse in some ways. That's also my future career path.
vital marten
I just love when the client adds on work to the job and when you bill them for i...
Why is it always old people who do this
candid patio
Why is it always old people who do this
Scope changes 🤯
novel fern
GTA 6 is a carrot on a stick for people who give rockstar money, so they keep giving money. and if it ever is released nobody will be happy with it because no game is worth how long it has already taken
tender igloo
Why is it always old people who do this
m,aybe they forgot
novel fern
people are going to spend $70-80 on gta 6 to get a day one unplayable experience
rain mango
i am such a loser
Star Citizen is finally playable, like a real actual game now. Kind of... 😉
half life 3 is one of my life goals
novel fern
the bugs are gonna be awful and there’s gonna be a day one patch that’s half the size of the original download
rain mango
am i a loser for that
No
Turns out, nothing matters, so no more losers
Dowutchyalike
vital marten
m,aybe they forgot
It’s more like “why is it that high it was only X”
rain mango
things with dogshit companies is they're parasitic
they'll continue to worsen as long as its fed
vital marten
Star Citizen is finally playable, like a real actual game now. Kind of... 😉
Are the things people paid for developed
rain mango
Quote me on this shit in 16 days
Oh, we will...
rain mango
Are the things people paid for developed
Mostly now, yes. Granted, it does not mean "promise fulfilled" by most any measure
But I am finally playing it on the reg and having fun
vital marten
Evelyn you deserve death
rain mango
That's just cosmic jive, man
vital marten
candid patio
Evelyn you deserve death
Person, you deserve something that every single human being who ever existed or ever will exist gets
Thanks?
You deserve... Air
vital marten
Very much welcomed
half kettle
i dont like air
sullen mist
i dont like air
all my homies hate air
vital marten
Nitrogen for this one
unreal bane
Well stop breathing then. Leave it for the rest of us.
quasi slate
we're getting Project Zomboid 2 before b42 mp
rain mango
Nitrogen for this one
sullen mist
Well stop breathing then. Leave it for the rest of us.
i breath because of the simple fact you view it as a necessity
vital marten
The math ain’t mathing here Moopy
candid patio
Well stop breathing then. Leave it for the rest of us.
Hi Hana
Tell us something interesting about Japan.
Hana always comes in here and drops some fire ass fact or says some really funny comment and then she leaves for like a week
unreal bane
Did you know that Ronald McDonald is just called Donald in JP?
empty frigate
that's because hana actually thinks before she says things
unreal bane
that's because hana actually thinks before she says things
Implying I need a week to think.
Though tbh I suppose it's just the stifling environment here.
unreal bane
Sometimes I think
quasi slate
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/UNBEATABLE/ unbeatable came out
candid patio
Did you know that Ronald McDonald is just called Donald in JP?
That is a fun fact, thank you
vital marten
!hana
prime thorn
oblique pebble
Hello!
rain mango
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/UNBEATABLE/ unbeatable came out
that price for a rhythm game is atrocious
quasi slate
that price for a rhythm game is atrocious
thats cheap for a rhythm game
rain mango
wtf
vital marten
$30? lmfao
quasi slate
your average rhythm game is in the thousands of dollars
vital marten
$30? lmfao
That’s lunch bro
candid patio
Please alert game producers that I would pay multiple hundreds of dollars for a high quality guitar controller and an accompanying rhythm game on steam
uncut epoch
candid patio
Please alert game producers that I would pay multiple hundreds of dollars for a ...
All the guitar controllers on PC are ass
quasi slate
arcade rhythm gamers spend more than 5 grand just to play rhythm games
and thats a small amount
candid patio
Currently I dream of owning a guitar hero arcade cabinet est $7,000
vital marten
I want a full house surround system so explosions in games are boomy
And piano at other times
quasi slate
I want a full house surround system so explosions in games are boomy
i want the beats to send me crashing into the wall from the shockwave
candid patio
I want a full house surround system so explosions in games are boomy
Not exactly this, but there's a device called a woojer that you might be interested in
icy vigil
vital marten
$300 huh, not bad but I wonder about its compatibility
vital marten
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724645044547485718/1269005306516738088/6c...
No nugget is safe
rain mango
And piano at other times
i lowkey want a keytar
quasi slate
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724645044547485718/1269005306516738088/6c...
yeah get fatter
candid patio
$300 huh, not bad but I wonder about its compatibility
The strap is only ~$150 rn
Probably could also find a used one on like fb marketplace for cheap
quasi slate
has anyone tried seeing if rhythm games work with actual real guitars not controllers
vital marten
It’ll work if you put it on “no fail” or “practice” 😆
candid patio
has anyone tried seeing if rhythm games work with actual real guitars not contro...
I believe there was a very expensive real guitar game that came out a few years ago
rain mango
has anyone tried seeing if rhythm games work with actual real guitars not contro...
those are called music sheets
quasi slate
those are called music sheets
gonna turn you into a music sheet
candid patio
I believe there was a very expensive real guitar game that came out a few years ...
Like the you had to play the actual notes on an modified actual guitar
half kettle
Why are these machines super expensive
polar kernel
<@657859791376351237> I would slime you out for a pence buddy
slime mandem out for some tim tams and 2 quid
rain mango
gonna turn you into a music sheet
im just a sapling
candid patio
Like the you had to play the actual notes on an modified actual guitar
Perhaps it was Rocksmith?
quasi slate
im just a sapling
gonna revert to a seedling soon
rain mango
this fuckass girl on my bus keeps shouting "FUCK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE"
candid patio
school bus or public bus?
rain mango
school
public buses dont exist near me im afraid...
fuck my stupid american life
im just a worthless missourian
candid patio
oh... i would probably ignore the girl either way
candid patio
i think when i was driving through missouri I saw a sign at a touristy cavern place where they were paying $18 per hour
which is insanely high for an entry level unskilled position in a place where the rent is like $500 per month
rain mango
maybe making my character an alcoholic wasnt such a great idea
glad ridge
i think when i was driving through missouri I saw a sign at a touristy cavern pl...
It is more than likely a part-time position.
glad ridge
Yes. Much is the same here in Western Kentucky. It’s virtually impossible to find an unskilled job paying over $12 an hour.
paper hull
bing qilin
trim wing
Is there a mod for purely island surival like the movie cast away
onyx igloo
they mean around 24-48 hours
have you ever seen an alcoholic without his alcohol for a day
they get mad very fast
paper hull
they are a mess lmfao
rain mango
ive never been around an alcoholic
paper hull
you dont want to be
its a very sad reality
to watch someone you like deteroirate in real time
spiral condor
your pfp looks like an alcoholic without a car
rain mango
its a yellow kitty
vague thicket
im just a worthless missourian
LMFAO
empty frigate
they're either the best people to be around because they're fun or they're an asshole
onyx igloo
the chillest people in my family are usually the smokers
i mean cig smokers not a dipshit smoking a vape
empty frigate
it really just depends on your personality when you're an alcoholic
cig smokers are some of the chillest people ever dude
paper hull
i wouldnt know
empty frigate
ive never gotten drunk surprisingly
young kelp
with how much USD's cost in my country has gotten, games that used to cost 20$ is now worth around 18$ in my country's currency, but the game's price itself hasn't change, just how much worth each dollar has gotten
vague thicket
my favorite past time is drunk queueing a game that will make me extremely angry then passing out
rain mango
drinking is so fun
Because Fun is a SIN
vague thicket
rain mango
Also, drunken assholes are drunken assholes.
And "Man is Good" so "Beer must be bad."
Blame it on the al-ah-ah-alcohol...
my character is such a stupid drunkard
So was my dad, and my uncles, and my step-father, and...
The gene didn't skip me but thankfully my constitution is too low to have ever become a true alcoholic.
I wasn't an asshole when drunk, I was a sloppy mess and/or sick and/or unconscious.
paper hull
i dont think its a gene surely
empty frigate
alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive
paper hull
isnt that a product of the environemnt rather than a direct correlation of genes?
rain mango
isnt that a product of the environemnt rather than a direct correlation of genes...
Scientists have found that there is a 50% chance of being predisposed to alcohol use disorder (AUD) if your family has a history of alcohol misuse.
Oh, that's right, we don't do science anymore.
GOD DID IT
onyx igloo
maces made from just random ass pieces of furniture, rifles turned "obrez"
sharpened entrenching shovels
its really cool to learn how people adapted
candid patio
Fun fact:
If you let your homeowner's insurance lapse it's almost impossible to get new homeowner's insurance
spiral hill
another probably stupid question. but when I boot pz it says "welcome to build 41" but isnt build 42 out?
young kelp
thats beta
b42 is currently an unstable beta that players can choose to play on and test new upcoming features that may or may not be carried over to the full update
when is the full release of 42? Even god doesn't know
spiral hill
okay i gotcha. thanks
paper hull
Scientists have found that there is a 50% chance of being predisposed to alcohol...
huh ill have to look into this more before i can really throw my hat in the ring
always good to be more informed though
tyvm
young kelp
alcohol
would prefer cocktail ngl
less alcohol content compared to the original spirit
candid patio
your saying i can own a home?
If you don't mind moving somewhere... There are homes in or near big job centers that are less than $60,000
young kelp
unless its something like Old fashioned
which is only a few % less than the original spirit lmao
candid patio
If you don't mind moving somewhere... There are homes in or near big job centers...
And that are "livable," meaning like... Everything works and is safe. But probably old and ugly
rain mango
less alcohol content compared to the original spirit
Still just as damning for an alcoholic lol
And really, the stuff you can't taste the liqour in is the worst for "oh god why drunk?"
who would win
a project zomboid player with 1000+ hours
onyx igloo
And that are "livable," meaning like... Everything works and is safe. But probab...
it has character
rain mango
or a laceration to the neck
onyx igloo
nothing is old and ugly it just has character
rain mango
or a laceration to the neck
I have bandages, bring it.
candid patio
nothing is old and ugly it just has character
Such a lovely positive mind set
vital marten
or a laceration to the neck
Depends on the situation but I’d say 6/10 times there’s death
rain mango
I have so much character right now...
vital marten
You’d need a band-aid to stop bleeding fast enough to keep fighting or moving assuming you have a horde behind you
candid patio
If I were young and single I absolutely would be moving to the Midwest rn and buying an old shitty house
vital marten
Anything less and your movement is crippled by critical injury, no?
paper hull
i also like cars like this
my grandad used to have a morris minor
rain mango
Dude, the Midwest is basically hell right now. Don't do it.
paper hull
lvoed that car
young kelp
or a laceration to the neck
Laceration + Anemic trait
rain mango
The only sane state left is Illinois. Think about that for a moment
paper hull
think british volkswagen
onyx igloo
cus theres 2
paper hull
the left
rain mango
anemic has to be the worst thing in the world
not just in project zomboid
but like
anything ever
Eh, most anemics aren't that bad off, but it does suck.
Now, sickle cell, fuck that.
empty frigate
my sister is anemic
young kelp
What about Scoliosis
rain mango
GF is too.
young kelp
you might be straight, but your spine ain't
rain mango
What about Scoliosis
Depends on severity. I had it, and corrected it.
onyx igloo
i love datsuns
rain mango
But some folk, that ain't ever gonna happen.
onyx igloo
get your boring nissans out of here give me the strange shape that is datsun
young kelp
Depends on severity. I had it, and corrected it.
I'm not sure if mine can be corrected without major surgery to install locks in my spine
rain mango
Know one girl who had a combo scoliosis + something where she was born with her spine partially outside of her body.
rain mango
Yeah. Never think you have it so bad, someone will come along and show you they got it worse.
harsh vault
If I were young and single I absolutely would be moving to the Midwest rn and bu...
if i were young and single i would be floofie
rain mango
Even my poor friend above. She is 40-something now and doing mostly OK.
empty frigate
if i were young and single i would be dead
onyx igloo
holy
empty frigate
good thing im 18
onyx igloo
beautiful car
empty frigate
bud light car
onyx igloo
i dont see that anywhere
empty frigate
saying there should be a bud light car
young kelp
wait is the beer in PZ budlight?
empty frigate
it's any beer you want
harsh vault
shit
hardy muralBOT
harsh vault
hey sean whats your fav rally car of all time, not even like the car itself, like livery and everything
hardy muralBOT
eggssssy
empty frigate
good emoji
paper hull
my car is my fav car of all tiome
harsh vault
i do like ur car
harsh vault
wait which porsche did you have again
paper hull
harsh vault
im jealous
paper hull
a 3.0 liter manual with 2.0 S engine swap
harsh vault
944s are rare as is
paper hull
less than 50
onyx igloo
hey sean whats your fav rally car of all time, not even like the car itself, lik...
the toyopet crown deluxe
harsh vault
the toyopet crown deluxe
now thats unique
paper hull
944s are rare as is
tbh u can get an automatic 1.6l for like 4grand
the issue comes with the higher end models
harsh vault
tbh u can get an automatic 1.6l for like 4grand
ew automatic
@onyx igloo oomfie want to know my fav rally car
paper hull
mines only so expensive because its a 3.0L manual version
onyx igloo
<@929176406909411378> oomfie want to know my fav rally car
sure why not
candid patio
the toyopet crown deluxe
I can't describe to you how much I love Toyota race cars
harsh vault
sure why not
actual i have two, tommi makinens evo 6 and the toms castrol celica GT-4
mainly because i grew up with gran turismo 3
but tommi makinen's for sure
onyx igloo
tommi makinens sounds finnish
quasi slate
roblox refusing to delete my account and giving me no right to delete it myself is pissing me off lol
rain mango
You did not know that Roblox was Evil Incorporated?
rain mango
Like... how did you not know that???
harsh vault
tommi makinens sounds finnish
i believe he is
rain mango
they are not allowed to do this to europeans
They are if their home country doesn't do extradition lol
unreal bane
Roblox will be just like your shining past or the sketchbook beneath your desk - a stain you'll never erase.
candid patio
WOOHOO I HAVE HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE AGAIN
harsh vault
@onyx igloo the s isnt included at the end i forgot the '
onyx igloo
i just remembered something i was laughing about earlier
quasi slate
i shouldve just made my account on a dummy email when i was a kid
onyx igloo
i remember watching this finnish lada import ad
and someone put custom seats in this one 2105
digital snow
how can i get access to the LFG, i can only read but cant reply.
harsh vault
i shouldve just made my account on a dummy email when i was a kid
what did you do
rain mango
Take like all the evil things on the net; trafficking children, shitposting, lack of moderation, IP theft. Pour that all in a mixer and blend on high for 3 minutes.
unreal bane
what did you do
Used a work email.
unreal bane
HR will be hearing about this.