general_chat

[static crane]

ooof

[candid patio]

The only acceptable use of that word is in relation to fire prevention

[static crane]

ima get banned then

[quasi slate]

yeah bruv

[static crane]

haha fire retardent

[last spoke]

It's not censorship you're just a twat

[static crane]

love me some of that

[oblique stream]

you're just a kid

[last spoke]

Honestly as much as I hate the Brits, they kinda cooked with twat

[static crane]

i am 😔

[quasi slate]

twat and bloody cunt or whatever

[static crane]

for real

[oblique stream]

Cunt is Australian

mate

[last spoke]

Nono, cunt belongs to the Australians

[static crane]

"twinky gimp pumper" is amazing

[last spoke]

Americans are banned from it though

[livid notch]

Did you check the school tho

[quasi slate]

cunt is australian origin?

i didnt know this

[last spoke]

They put too much effort into the T and it sounds like a hate crime

[livid notch]

It has a large chance of having the generator magazine

[last spoke]

I dunno about origin but we perfected it

[oblique stream]

cunt is used primarily by ausies

[toxic hawk]

The school

[oblique stream]

Le school

[ivory grail]

"Perfected it" is wild

[toxic hawk]

Is there a school map

[livid notch]

There is an asylum one

Did we do that?

[toxic hawk]

No

[last spoke]

I mean
Yeah

[quasi slate]

but bloody cunt that has to be UK

[toxic hawk]

I was gonna do it with the Turkish bloke

[last spoke]

Brits say it like CAhnnt and Americans say cunT

[oblique stream]

No thats still Australian

[quasi slate]

i always see brits say something like "bloody hell" too

[bronze phoenix]

has anyone know why when i do 16x the zombies just despawn when they get a little far away

[ivory grail]

Anything bloody ___ is probably the brits

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-2-heavy-breathing-gun-gif-13299523985510910761

[oblique stream]

British say what Americans cunt

[last spoke]

Where brits say bloody we just say Fuckin'

[quasi slate]

crikey almighty

[candid patio]

I love the variance of how obscene "cunt" is depending on your location

[oblique stream]

Thats called dialect

[last spoke]

Americans are mortified by the use of the word, no more vile thing could be said
And here it's a greeting

[ivory grail]

Bloody hell govern that was pretty gruesome

[half kettle]

im here to cook cookies

[oblique stream]

Americans say Burger King while Australians say Hungry Jack's

[ivory grail]

I'm an American and when I see a customer that I really dislike i tell them C yoU Next Tuesday everytime.

[last spoke]

I like how we bake Cookies and cook Bacon

[oblique stream]

Maybe something about being upside down makes them read different

https://youtu.be/XZm5QvpfonY

[half kettle]

isnt the earth just a massive playdough ball

[oblique stream]

its a potato

[last spoke]

You realise that's not a dialect thing, they literally just operate as Hungry Jack's here

[ivory grail]

Play dough is edible earth isn't

[last spoke]

Because Burger King was already a company by the time they got here

[half kettle]

hey u can et rocks and dirt

[last spoke]

So they legally just couldn't operate under that name

[ivory grail]

I only survive with play dough i can't eat anything else

[oblique stream]

Yes

But its funny

[last spoke]

Also I maintain the stance that KFC has become an Australian brand

[torn vale]

While we are on the topic of words, why we can read the title of the book or video and time on the clock, if we are illiterate?

[burnt kite]

0 pressure

[oblique stream]

Yawn

[half kettle]

what word

[burnt kite]

time on the clock?

[candid patio]

My extra fancy boss who wears a full suit to work every day just told me I don't need a jacket for the company Christmas party and I'm so excited

[half kettle]

uhwont u get cold

[oblique stream]

m8 got ragebated by some old boomer calling current gen illiterate

[candid patio]

It's inside a fancy winery... I'm assuming it will be warm

[burnt kite]

i thought he meant the pz trait

[candid patio]

If not, that's what the wine is for

[oblique stream]

Idk I dont like kfc

[last spoke]

Y'know what fact scares me?

[half kettle]

alcohol hyh

[oblique stream]

Go on

[candid patio]

I could list so many. But go ahead and tell us

[half kettle]

come on spit it out

[last spoke]

There are people that wouldn't know how to read this

[oblique stream]

Yeah how do you read it

its not a book

[half kettle]

its too much a hassle to read

[torn vale]

I know my kid doesn't

[solid tusk]

Hello project zombodians

[candid patio]

I'm trying to tell if this is a trick

[burnt kite]

i take too long to read the minutes if they arent segmented

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[last spoke]

What's that?

[last spoke]

No, it's not

[tidal blaze]

Hiiii

[candid patio]

If it's not a trick it's ||8:37||

[last spoke]

Exactly

[oblique stream]

am or pm

thats the trick

[half kettle]

just look outside

for the sun

[tidal blaze]

In my country is 10:50 a.m

[oblique stream]

I cant

[burnt kite]

look outside

[solid tusk]

Do u guys like zomboid

[candid patio]

My wife is 33 and she probably can't read that clock lol

[oblique stream]

I cant

[half kettle]

no

[candid patio]

Wait my wife is 34

[ivory grail]

8:37 or 8:36? Can't really tell wear exactly the minutes hand. Haven't actually use an normal clock like these for so long ngl

[burnt kite]

look outside

[tidal blaze]

Yes inloce pz

[candid patio]

Fuck I'm old

[oblique stream]

I cant

[tidal blaze]

I playingn pz since 2021

[half kettle]

why dont they just make all the pointers extra long

[burnt kite]

LOOK OUTSIDE

[half kettle]

to pinpoint the hour and minute

[solid tusk]

Why don't they kill all the zombies

[oblique stream]

Me ma always acts surprised when I know what cassettes, disk phones and analog clocks are

[quasi slate]

if you dont pay attention to the minutes its still half past 8 because no one has the time to its 10 to 20 minutes till that hour

[oblique stream]

mf i was born when they were in use

[tidal blaze]

In 2021 Only play the game In an illegal manner

[candid patio]

𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈

[half kettle]

what did he just say ? ^

[quasi slate]

any dyslexics in chat

[burnt kite]

i cant write in anything but cursive

[ivory grail]

Smallest ass print

[oblique stream]

Yeah that's called dyslexia

[tidal blaze]

Before buy pz and playing everyday

[burnt kite]

ugly cursive*

[ivory grail]

I don't blame anyone who couldn't read yhat

[torn vale]

Ни ово не може да прочита већина.

🙂

[oblique stream]

And also some form of eye defects cant read that type of font

[candid patio]

I have fast cursive and fancy cursive.
No one can read either one.

[quasi slate]

i cant read this too

[burnt kite]

я не чикатило

[tidal blaze]

Is a aplication for the keyboard in the mobile

[tidal blaze]

Fack bro

Jajaja

[oblique stream]

cause its Cyrillic

[torn vale]

so little we know

[ivory grail]

I can read neat cursive but anything messy i just can't

[tidal blaze]

Your mother, just in case

[burnt kite]

same

[oblique stream]

I can read any font

[quasi slate]

i know its cyrillic but i dont know what language it belongs to ive only learned to speak one slavic language but not to read it

[last spoke]

I find cursive silly and our handwriting is abysmal anyway (I'm actually like really self conscious about it)
It's not hard to read, it's just unnecessary

[oblique stream]

non dyslexic club here

[tidal blaze]

What is your gift for christmas

Guys?

[burnt kite]

fuck zodiac signs what is yalls favorite font

[half kettle]

comic sans

[quasi slate]

zalgo

[burnt kite]

boots

[oblique stream]

Times new roman

[ivory grail]

Had a professional that I genuinely asked to just right in print since there handwriting was so messy that when they wrote minimum it looked like how Russian right it in cursive

[last spoke]

Zalgo is formatting not a font

[half kettle]

socks

[burnt kite]

gotta go with MingLiu-ExtB

[torn vale]

oh, a fellow designer

[oblique stream]

Cargo box

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-dexter-morgan-punch-i-ordered-some-furniture-from-thailand-i-was-waiting-for-it-to-be-delivered-gif-7075529198054561145

[oblique stream]

low rank

point and laugh

[last spoke]

Special Elite is a fun font, but I'm chill with Config for writing anything informational, HUN-DIN for anything that needs to be eye-catching, and I'm used to reading NotoSans

[half kettle]

i remain katana

coolest blade

[last spoke]

And our terminal uses ProFontWindows

[torn vale]

wrong font m8

[oblique stream]

Windows?

[burnt kite]

its a meme

[oblique stream]

I though you used arch

[burnt kite]

windows fonts for arch

[ivory grail]

Only reason we should keep it is to sign paper since basically everyone write cursive slightly different that it easy to tell if someone is pretending to be someone

[torn vale]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-obvious-thanks-yes-sir-gif-27076523

[last spoke]

It's a good monospace font

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-obvious-thanks-yes-sir-gif-27076523

[candid patio]

On the opposite side of that, did you know that there are ugly fonts specially designed for dyslexic people and it helps improve their reading ability significantly

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-in-windows-linux-meme-breaking-into-a-windows-user-gif-27138745

[oblique stream]

yes

comic sans

[empty frigate]

cyberpunk 2077 on sale

🙏

[burnt kite]

i never figured out nvidia drivers for linux

[oblique stream]

Yawn

[empty frigate]

i used to pray for times like these

[last spoke]

Damn near anything can be a signature

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[burnt kite]

and nouveau didnt work that well

[empty frigate]

i enjoy it even if you don't

little nerdd

[candid patio]

I want a Nintendo switch for my wife

[empty frigate]

go and play hoi4

or something

actually hoi4 is fun

[burnt kite]

didnt know you hate her THAT much

[empty frigate]

stop having fun 😡

[oblique stream]

ok kid 🥱

[burnt kite]

i hate hoi4 with a burning passion, as do i hate paradox

[empty frigate]

im 18 years young

[ivory grail]

I have some patients that just does an line and god I hate when they do that. I like cursive since if you can read it you can tell what there actually name is vs just initials or an scribble.

[candid patio]

I want my father to pay for my college like he said he would.
And I want him to forgive the $8,000 bill he sent my wife

[candid patio]

?

[empty frigate]

do you know how to strategize or do you not like the game for some other reason

[empty frigate]

😡

[last spoke]

I mean my signature is just an S with a tail that resembles a Sylveon Ribbon

[oblique stream]

switch is bad

thats the whole joke

[empty frigate]

switch does suck

[last spoke]

Though our signature when signing something is just writing our name

[candid patio]

That's kinda fun

[burnt kite]

i hate it because it's published by paradox interactive, i hate it just as much as every single other one of their colored spreadsheets

[empty frigate]

i got one and the thing nearly self destructed trying to play minecraft

[oblique stream]

My signature is my name stylized

[toxic hawk]

that was a year ago

[burnt kite]

my initials with squigglies

[ivory grail]

I make people who pick up suboxone to actually make an signature since they could argue saying they didn't pick it up.

[paper hull]

Goodbye buddy

[subtle shoal]

i finished watching network 1976 today

[oblique stream]

Thankfully no one has as chicken and still legible handwriting

[candid patio]

I have a super fancy John Hancock signature and a first initial scribble squiggle

[subtle shoal]

such an amazing and still important movie to this day

[oblique stream]

its about 1976

[subtle shoal]

corpos killed a man because they didn't like him? how unrealistic!

[oblique stream]

its 50 years old

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-rip-salute-o7-f-gif-7693503652201823851

[last spoke]

Not quite right but this is as close as I'm willing to try to get it with a finger

[subtle shoal]

hel yerh

[candid patio]

Unfortunately I used my fancy signature on my driver's license and I had to use it a couple hundred times on my mortgage paperwork

[oblique stream]

goose

[last spoke]

Whar

[oblique stream]

goose

cant you see it

[last spoke]

You're weird

[oblique stream]

or swan

[last spoke]

It's an S with a fancy tail

[oblique stream]

you lack imagination

[ivory grail]

That would be fine in my eye on stuff that isn't an schedule 2 but anything that is i want the patient to write there full name. I guess it really depends on what they are signing for.

[harsh vault]

good weird or bad weird

[ivory grail]

Flip an coin to decide

[vital marten]

I see the goose

[last spoke]

That is an exercise left to the viewer

[harsh vault]

what if it lands upright

[oblique stream]

Hell yeah

[last spoke]

Violence

[candid patio]

Reminds me of this guy on Reddit who had 3 cats as his signature

[harsh vault]

be nice or else

[ivory grail]

Then it an neutral weird

[burnt kite]

fat k

[harsh vault]

i have the pie chart on my id as my signature

well pie symbol i meant

[last spoke]

Meat Ribbon themed S

[harsh vault]

or ribbon

[last spoke]

Ribbon

[harsh vault]

i know

i meant ribbon

am upid

anyways

it looked like someone was cupping their hands

[oblique stream]

You can clearly see a goose

[ivory grail]

Ribbet

[harsh vault]

thirsty golden draws drinks all the time

thats not a goose thats a duck by the way

i know my geese

[last spoke]

You're weird

[candid patio]

Lol

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/di-goose-honk-honk-angry-honk-honk-gif-17648939470482040238

[ivory grail]

I think next time I play Pokémon i'm just gonna name Pokémon on medication names

[harsh vault]

i only did it because its my initials that form the pie symbol

[burnt kite]

ima creeep, ima weirdoooo

[oblique stream]

You want to draw yet lack to imagine

[candid patio]

My fancy signature is a very clearly my whole name so y'all will never see it

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292077547030315011/1375376917946962011/7320831648431688416.gif

[candid patio]

I'm 1 of 4 people in the world with my name

[last spoke]

No it's just 01:38 and I couldn't be fucked

[ivory grail]

I think that it would be odd if someone is fight lose to an battle to ibuprofen, suboxone, and wellbutrin

[burnt kite]

giggleshitsen

[candid patio]

My wife is 1 of 4000 lol

[harsh vault]

my signature has always been the pie symbol because Im not creative so i just put both of my initials together

[oblique stream]

What the hell am I doing here

[harsh vault]

:3

[oblique stream]

in my iron lung

[harsh vault]

me core!

[last spoke]

T L?

[empty frigate]

hey y'all

[harsh vault]

you got the last one correct

[candid patio]

I was thinking jj

[empty frigate]

long time no see (2 minutes)

[last spoke]

JL

[harsh vault]

slappy got the first one correct

exactly

[last spoke]

J isn't F

[candid patio]

Jeremy cLarkson

[rotund sleet]

What core? reactor core, candy core, personality core?

[harsh vault]

i have a very complex last name because its french

[oblique stream]

Core deez nuts in your mouth

[empty frigate]

cottage cheese core

[oblique stream]

gotten

[empty frigate]

gotten

[candid patio]

Y'all the snow is snowing

[rotund sleet]

Make it funnier

[oblique stream]

No

i aint getting paid

[empty frigate]

preach!!!

[oblique stream]

you get what you get for free

and dare to complain

[empty frigate]

i'll give you 2 cents

[rotund sleet]

I can do that

[candid patio]

It is really unsettling to watch it snow here... It snows in every direction at the same time

[oblique stream]

what an ungrateful audience you are

[last spoke]

Asrin's last name is polish and literally none of us can pronounce it

[harsh vault]

darn

[rotund sleet]

Update yo jokes

[candid patio]

Like it is currently snowing up left and right

[harsh vault]

polish last names sound difficult

[strange spruce]

uh huh

riiiight

[oblique stream]

Gregoz

[harsh vault]

IS IT NOT?

[strange spruce]

it isnt

[harsh vault]

oh ya

how do you pronounce it

[strange spruce]

ur last name aint

[harsh vault]

sound it out

[strange spruce]

something something la roo

[harsh vault]

someone who saw it for the first time

[rotund sleet]

Weeweeroo

[oblique stream]

La roo

[burnt kite]

dupozjadaczko

[rotund sleet]

Zalupenko

[strange spruce]

or is it leh roo how you pronounce it

[harsh vault]

thats enough out of yoy

[strange spruce]

uhuh

[harsh vault]

people going to somehow find me

[last spoke]

Hey chat, when we get around to sorting out a legal name change, what do we do for our middle name? We've got 3 options.
Take Max's actual middle name
Have my name as a middle name
Keep our current last name as a middle name

[oblique stream]

i will find you :3

idk

[ivory grail]

Oh god I just realized I have 4 more class day until exam

[oblique stream]

its your name

[empty frigate]

what are the middle name options?

[last spoke]

I just told you

[oblique stream]

we cant decide for you

[rotund sleet]

Peanut
Egg
Deepfried butter

[harsh vault]

your name

[velvet pebble]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[empty frigate]

i meant what are they actually

not who's they are

i guess you can't really say your last name

so actually

[last spoke]

I mean, the first and last option you're just not getting

[empty frigate]

i forgor 🤔

[last spoke]

And you know my name

[empty frigate]

Michaelangelo

[harsh vault]

i think scarf is a nice middle name

[rotund sleet]

"say my name." Ahh

[oblique stream]

asking randos on the internet on how to change your name is weird

[strange spruce]

tru

[oblique stream]

you're the one to have it

not us

[burnt kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556707690374758408/939557796049977414/24BAE65A-5D4E-427A-ABDD-2C35D8372717.gif

[last spoke]

We just need some help to decide on what to go with

[velvet pebble]

Yeah it's easy, no need to ask on internet

[harsh vault]

Zeus&Wesson is back again

[rotund sleet]

Ask a random person somewhere

[burnt kite]

not like anyone cares about middle name anyway

[harsh vault]

i do

my middle name is stupid

[oblique stream]

You have to go on your own for that, we can't decide your personal info for you

[rotund sleet]

Ok

[velvet pebble]

No, dummy, just go to the place where they make passports and ask for a replacement

[strange spruce]

floof stupid floofie

[harsh vault]

@last spoke if u want recommendation just go with scarf

[strange spruce]

waow

[last spoke]

Main thing is that our father would get pissy if we ditched our current last name entirely because, but A: we kinda wanna
And B: even still there are options

[oblique stream]

My middle name is my hope, because it doesn't exist

[harsh vault]

well atleast you didnt say i smelled

[livid notch]

Shut up stinky

[strange spruce]

now that you mention it

[livid notch]

:3

[oblique stream]

tiny Floofie

[harsh vault]

grrr

[velvet pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-same-same-vegeta-dragon-ball-z-dbz-gif-24905365

[harsh vault]

NO

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27565591

[harsh vault]

GOLDEN REMOVE THE FIRST PART

[rotund sleet]

What's about not so suspicious person in the dark back alley

[oblique stream]

Sorry too late

[harsh vault]

please..

[oblique stream]

its already in print

[empty frigate]

killer queen has already touched that name.

[harsh vault]

please

[tidal blaze]

My father I'd like to ask for a new phone and a guitar; my birthday is December 24th.

[last spoke]

I'm not asking you to decide, I'm just looking for input

[harsh vault]

thank you

[harsh vault]

you saw what i said right?

[last spoke]

I did

[oblique stream]

Thats how new surnames are born

[harsh vault]

well then

you got answer

[oblique stream]

Dumbass paper workers cant do shit righr

and it gets changed

[velvet pebble]

When government workers misspell

[oblique stream]

They have one job and somehow cant write greek surnames right

[harsh vault]

i saw someone on twitter be named wise da'science (they were missing, but found!)

[velvet pebble]

I have like 5 different variations of my surname

[rotund sleet]

Lmao

[tidal blaze]

My English is bad?

[burnt kite]

its your patronymic probably

[oblique stream]

My aunties greek surname was mistyped In Greece

[velvet pebble]

Lmfao

[last spoke]

Isn't it possible to have several middle names?

[tidal blaze]

I AM from Colombia and I learned a little bit about it

[harsh vault]

yes

[oblique stream]

Yes

[rotund sleet]

Good.

[burnt kite]

charles dickens had two

[oblique stream]

Just as much as having no middle names

[empty frigate]

im thinking of legally changing my name to max or something (been thinking of this since i was like 16)

[last spoke]

HEY

HANDS OFF

[empty frigate]

my email is registered under max lol

[tidal blaze]

You understand me?

[rotund sleet]

Max like who, dr max, mad max

[empty frigate]

nuh uhh

[rotund sleet]

Ehhh, i haven't seen you talk much

[oblique stream]

McMax

[empty frigate]

dr maxpepper 😎

[rotund sleet]

Macdonald's

[harsh vault]

what if i change my name to max scarf the second

[rotund sleet]

Good one

[empty frigate]

PEPSI MAX

[harsh vault]

would you kill me

[last spoke]

Violently

[strange spruce]

who touched my pepsi

[rotund sleet]

It was egg

[harsh vault]

wooow

[strange spruce]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[harsh vault]

but i thought we were close

smh

[oblique stream]

McMax scarf the second

[harsh vault]

you wouldnt kill ur bestie

[last spoke]

I'm exploding every single one of you with hammers

[harsh vault]

thanks now i see naked heavy in my head again

[oblique stream]

Thats not how exploding works

[rotund sleet]

Maximus or whatever

[oblique stream]

Max Well

Max good

[burnt kite]

violence harms only oneself in the long term, temperance is virtue

[last spoke]

The hammers are loaded with explosives

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/heheheheheheha-gif-12671258225278515125

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-buddha-chuddha-chud-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5905117637949226818

[harsh vault]

except me right?

[rotund sleet]

Max hammer

[last spoke]

Girl especially you

[harsh vault]

WHY

WHAT I DO

[oblique stream]

Max Fine

[harsh vault]

im an innocent puppy!

[last spoke]

Thought crimes

[rotund sleet]

Max Crime

[oblique stream]

youre far from innocent

[harsh vault]

what if i hug you until you rethink the decision

[oblique stream]

Max Payne

[rotund sleet]

Nice

[strange spruce]

SEE @harsh vault EVEN THEY KNOW

[harsh vault]

okay fine, im a sweet, nice and wholesome puppy

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-gif-20995367

[empty frigate]

can meta stop fucking recommending me games

[last spoke]

Y'know, if there isn't a slot limit for middle names, we could just all put in our names as middle names

[rotund sleet]

Sam and Max

[oblique stream]

stop using meta

[last spoke]

There's 13 of us here

[burnt kite]

now that i think about it. it might be the color correction

[oblique stream]

Goat gay characters

[harsh vault]

for what?

[empty frigate]

i got the app for youtube vr once and ever since it doesn't leave me alone

[last spoke]

So first name, 13 middle names last name

[burnt kite]

the film

[harsh vault]

oh

how they do that

[oblique stream]

You'd be the one hated by every government worker

[rotund sleet]

Maximilian

[empty frigate]

this may sound weird but i wish i was born a girl 😔

[last spoke]

We are a government worker

I don't see the issue

[oblique stream]

Doesn't sound weird

[empty frigate]

government entity

[rotund sleet]

What

[harsh vault]

i wish i was born uh, born

[empty frigate]

i just grew up around people who do not like that kind of talk so it feels weird to me

[rotund sleet]

Borb

[harsh vault]

puppy

me

golden

upid

[burnt kite]

i wish i was a little taller

[last spoke]

Are you gonna be a puppy forever or are you gonna grow up?

[oblique stream]

its okay to remedy what you could have been, but you should focus on who you will be

[rotund sleet]

Stupid?

[harsh vault]

ya

[rotund sleet]

Alr alr

[empty frigate]

i wish i was a baller

fucking internet

[harsh vault]

id rather be a puppy forever

[rotund sleet]

I was i was a little bit taller

[empty frigate]

thanks

[candid patio]

We are... VR... Troopers!

[oblique stream]

If I were a rich man

[empty frigate]

i wish i was a little bit taller

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-yunomiles-yuno-miles-raygun-ray-gun-gif-6287801090002179676

[last spoke]

I'm tired

[empty frigate]

i wish i was taller

[rotund sleet]

You already said this

[empty frigate]

i wish i had a girl that was tall so i could taller

[oblique stream]

digidigidigidigidigidi, all day long, id digidigidon, if i were a wealthy man

oi

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-oct-doctor-octopus-otto-octavius-alfred-molina-if-i-were-a-rich-man-gif-21213488

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tevye-chaim-topol-dancing-fiddler-on-the-roof-wiggle-gif-16577004

[empty frigate]

tall women >>>>>

[candid patio]

BADABEEDEEBEEDEEDUM

[rotund sleet]

Ok

[empty frigate]

shit autocorrected to "tall apemen"

[livid notch]

All women are good

[empty frigate]

im crine 😭

[rotund sleet]

Apemen

[last spoke]

We wanna be smaller

[oblique stream]

I wish id either had a more feminine body or not fast metabolism

[candid patio]

Do you wish you were a baller?

[rotund sleet]

Who's we

[empty frigate]

yes but im short so having a woman be able to pick me up is awesome sauce

[rotund sleet]

Oh right

[last spoke]

Us

[rotund sleet]

Shit

[livid notch]

Fair

[candid patio]

Have you considered malnutrition, spinal compaction, and developing a hunch back?

[oblique stream]

twinks would kill for my body proportions or how I manage to not gain any weight or muscle

[oblique stream]

Have you considered removing your kneecaps

[candid patio]

Mutant

[last spoke]

By smaller I mean shorter

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/crowbar-knee-hitting-security-guard-fnaf-gif-19645061

[rotund sleet]

We're you born in Chernobyl or smth

[quasi slate]

♿♿♿

[oblique stream]

No thats fast metabolism for you

[empty frigate]

bro is a government experiment

[rotund sleet]

Aks someone short to bite your knees

[candid patio]

Do the opposite of this

[oblique stream]

Ew

[last spoke]

Literally all of us are shorter than this body except Asrin, she's a lil taller but doesn't really give a fuck

[quasi slate]

is this ai summary

[oblique stream]

ai summary

Get this shit outta here

[last spoke]

Not reading the word of the machine

[rotund sleet]

Frank Horrigan but from temu

[oblique stream]

Okay i propose to ban builders

[rotund sleet]

Damn

[burnt kite]

england has no sun so everyone is a short whiny gimp

also ai overview

[oblique stream]

point and laugh

google ai overview

cant even read a single website

name 10 books

[harsh vault]

diary of a wimpy kid 1-10

[oblique stream]

wth that's my book collection

[burnt kite]

dune dune dune dune dune dune dune dune dune dune

[rotund sleet]

Approved

[candid patio]

Y'all bullying me has pissed me off enough that I'm going to do my job instead

[harsh vault]

you got bullied?

[oblique stream]

not joking but my old bedroom still has my entire diary of whimpy kid collection

[strange spruce]

bullied into being productive

[burnt kite]

does the bullying know about this?

[rotund sleet]

Dont mind it

[empty frigate]

MACHINE... I WILL CUT YOU DOWN, BREAK YOU APART, SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS! I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE AND NOW!!

[harsh vault]

only if it worked with you

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/tsumiki-anime-waifu-miia-neko-gif-27055340

[rotund sleet]

Pinos Prime

[strange spruce]

well you havent tried yet then

[empty frigate]

penis prime

[oblique stream]

Good.

[harsh vault]

oh

[rotund sleet]

Mentos prime.

[oblique stream]

That's how your dad calls me

[strange spruce]

actually you did at some points na

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[harsh vault]

i love you

[rotund sleet]

We know it

[harsh vault]

wat

[strange spruce]

huh

[burnt kite]

"holy meat gloves"

[strange spruce]

why the eclipse

[harsh vault]

i love you!

[rotund sleet]

Fatty, fat

[oblique stream]

kiss already

[strange spruce]

no i meant WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY WE KNOW IT !!!

[last spoke]

Whatever, go my spare change

[harsh vault]

say it back!

[rotund sleet]

That's what it means

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-gta-iv-niko-bellic-gif-16068757564404490286

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-blender-ssoggycat-shark-soggy-cat-gif-16395386061673462261

[strange spruce]

okay i love you too there

[rotund sleet]

Rip soggy

[burnt kite]

soggy shot up my granny's house

[rotund sleet]

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-shark-ssoggycat-blender-twitter-gif-6055494234997748111

[last spoke]

Hey chat I'm so cool

[oblique stream]

homeless guy when ultrakill fan starts throwing change into the air

[last spoke]

Just
Putting that out there

[oblique stream]

whats your temp

[harsh vault]

<33

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-lie-gif-27390710

[rotund sleet]

Its back

[harsh vault]

yes you are

[last spoke]

Good thing I didn't do that

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cat-cute-discord-discord-mod-gif-23623293

[rotund sleet]

You just dont want to be exploded

[empty frigate]

gabriel did have a way with words even though he lost to a rustbucket

[burnt kite]

he had to go

[harsh vault]

no i like scarf

[rotund sleet]

"fucking die"
– gay

[oblique stream]

Oh the little lies

[rotund sleet]

Wth

[empty frigate]

dont you give up na na na

i wont give up na na na

[burnt kite]

let me love youuuu

[empty frigate]

let me love youuu

[rotund sleet]

Crazy

[empty frigate]

[burnt kite]

[rotund sleet]

It was rats, not the frogs

[empty frigate]

[rotund sleet]

Rats make me crazy.

[oblique stream]

homeless guy when friendo starts throwing change into the air

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[harsh vault]

why are you being mean

[empty frigate]

bro thinks he is a Friendly Feller

[rotund sleet]

Is that @burnt kite

[burnt kite]

oomfie i faintly remember you talk about ghost recon breakpoint

[strange spruce]

homeless guy when

https://tenor.com/view/heart-attack-darkest-dungeon-death-gif-18532457

[quasi slate]

Imagine saying the phrase free nitrousoxide

[empty frigate]

call it: fake, or gay

[harsh vault]

yas i own the ultimate edition oomfie

[oblique stream]

im being honest

[harsh vault]

i own the most expensive edition

[burnt kite]

how good is the dark and griddy survival part

[empty frigate]

griddy

[oblique stream]

realist some might say

[rotund sleet]

Hit it

[harsh vault]

i dunno oomfie, i never played it, i 100% widllands but got distracted before i played the DLCs

[empty frigate]

insert fortnite griddy gif here since i don't have image perms in general

[rotund sleet]

Lmao

[oblique stream]

no embed

L

[empty frigate]

🤔

🖕

[burnt kite]

how oomfortunate

[harsh vault]

i was going to play the entire series but got caught up from dayz and tarkov

[rotund sleet]

Why would you shove finger in his ass

[empty frigate]

🖕😼

[harsh vault]

oomfie we should totally hang more

[oblique stream]

finger in my pussie??

thats crazy

[empty frigate]

😢

[harsh vault]

erm

[quasi slate]

Ban this guy

[rotund sleet]

Egg is freaky

[oblique stream]

i dont even own a cat

[rotund sleet]

Cut off his fingers

[oblique stream]

or a female

[empty frigate]

we're not playing fucking charades

[strange spruce]

i just got back here bru

[harsh vault]

haha u have testicles

[rotund sleet]

Or maybe a maus

[oblique stream]

don't remind me

[harsh vault]

:3

[empty frigate]

☃️

[rotund sleet]

[empty frigate]

o chrisma tree o chrisma tree

please give me lots of candy 😋

[strange spruce]

cavity

[rotund sleet]

You're in the naughty list

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/QFeVr4wWHdU?si=CPnCG3jTP7VM6Bgt

[oblique stream]

oh the snowman killer

[empty frigate]

NOOK IM GETTING STRAIGHT COAL

[oblique stream]

the worst film

[harsh vault]

am i?

[oblique stream]

yes

[rotund sleet]

Maybe, maybe

[strange spruce]

OH TRUST ME YOU ARE

[rotund sleet]

Yes

[harsh vault]

what did i do!

[oblique stream]

naughty pup

[harsh vault]

dont say that

i beg

[oblique stream]

you know what you did

[rotund sleet]

Council decided, you're in naughty list

[empty frigate]

bad girl

[oblique stream]

[harsh vault]

okay im closing this chat

[empty frigate]

lmao

mb

mb all

[oblique stream]

baiii :3

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pipefox-crowne-prince-crowneprince-pip-fox-gif-10651071751609247518

[harsh vault]

im good!

and nice!

and floofie!

[rotund sleet]

Nope

[rotund sleet]

Nope

[rotund sleet]

Maybe

[harsh vault]

what did i do wrong!

[rotund sleet]

What if you are a skinwalker

[oblique stream]

Im sad cuz you reminded me about my testicles

[empty frigate]

you didn't eat your peas and carrots

[harsh vault]

you think im not the real floofie?

[oblique stream]

[strange spruce]

✂️

[rotund sleet]

Yup

[empty frigate]

cabbages and greens

broccoli and beans

[harsh vault]

how can i prove im floofie

[rotund sleet]

You're going in the naughty list

[strange spruce]

aw

I WAS DOING A GOOD DEED

[half kettle]

yuck

i stink

[oblique stream]

I prefer uncircumcised thank you

[oblique stream]

you do

[rotund sleet]

You can't

[empty frigate]

in game?

[rotund sleet]

Irl

[harsh vault]

why did you say this in a general chat for a game

[empty frigate]

🤪

me after two zomboid percs

[harsh vault]

thats really weird to say

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-plinker-plink-gif-1317261633404946088

[rotund sleet]

Its weird to be a mimic or a skinwalker

[empty frigate]

we're talking about balls and shit and fart

[oblique stream]

Cause I dont really care

[harsh vault]

the mods might

[oblique stream]

[modest lynx]

lunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[oblique stream]

Leon is gonna pin it at worst

[empty frigate]

you think your mod powers have any effect on me? who decided that?

[oblique stream]

and leon is not here anyway

[harsh vault]

lets decide

[strange spruce]

bro is NOT escanor

[rotund sleet]

Next what you see is mute for one week

[empty frigate]

bro think he escanor pride 😭im crine

[oblique stream]

crine

[harsh vault]

@lilac quarry would you pin this or would you be upset at the poster

[rotund sleet]

Im crane operator

[strange spruce]

you are NOT escanor !!!!

[toxic hawk]

❤️

[empty frigate]

leon reminds me of my dad for some reason

[harsh vault]

he is a father

[empty frigate]

to what children

[lilac quarry]

I am

[oblique stream]

hes an uncle

[harsh vault]

his

[rotund sleet]

Unc

[oblique stream]

just like fartass

[empty frigate]

i was gonna say something that would get me server muted

[lilac quarry]

I am the only one of my siblings that has a child, which makes me the unc maker

[rotund sleet]

Fr fr

[oblique stream]

Everyone here is either an unc or a baby

[empty frigate]

i don't have kids yet

[oblique stream]

you are a baby

[empty frigate]

🖕

[plush cobalt]

Angry baby

[empty frigate]

😡

[harsh vault]

hai omar

[sacred schooner]

including my cousins, of us 9, only one has children (only me and my brother are under 30)

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-cicirinella-che-teneva-gif-24132633

[plush cobalt]

Hey floof

[paper hull]

what the fuck am i reading

[harsh vault]

oomfie why did you say that

[oblique stream]

sup lobster

[vital marten]

Got a Footlong from soobway for $0

[empty frigate]

why did Emergency sing this, is he stupid?

[vital marten]

[oblique stream]

you stole it?

[empty frigate]

gun

[harsh vault]

i dont know

[vital marten]

No every 4th is free and you can get 3 foot longs for less than $20

[empty frigate]

if you can't handle the dick stay out of the balls

[paper hull]

gladly

[oblique stream]

See? Nobody cares

[empty frigate]

i mean if you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen

[oblique stream]

🥱

[empty frigate]

mb

[harsh vault]

i wish it was that cheap

[vital marten]

It is

Use coupons lmfao

[harsh vault]

be nice

[harsh vault]

in canada we are only limited to one coupon per order

[empty frigate]

they're on the naughty list for a reason

[vital marten]

3 for 17.99, 2 for 12.99 and 1 for 6.99 coupons

[paper hull]

imagine not being pinned in gen chat

couldnt be me

[vital marten]

Lame

[harsh vault]

ya

[vital marten]

This is when you make multiple orders

[oblique stream]

im pinned in gen chat

[harsh vault]

how are you doing eve

[paper hull]

awful

[harsh vault]

whats wrong?

[paper hull]

i just said goodbye to my dog of 10 years about 10 minutes ago

[empty frigate]

i gotta finish this fuckass math test someone help me figure out what 2+2 equals

[harsh vault]

oh

im sorry to hear that

[oblique stream]

Im coal maxxing

[empty frigate]

i'm sorry for your loss :(

[paper hull]

thank you

[empty frigate]

things will get better

[harsh vault]

this pup will mourn a fellow one

[harsh vault]

er..

[oblique stream]

I hope it had a good life and brought you more joy

[vital marten]

Sorry to hear that Eve

[empty frigate]

let me be positive for once

[oblique stream]

than grief about its death

[paper hull]

the only man i could ever rely on

ironic

[harsh vault]

ya but telling eve things will get better eventually would make her more upset than anything

[empty frigate]

fair, i just don't know how to comfort people

sorry

[paper hull]

ill be fine honestly, dont sweat it

i appreciate the sentiment regardless

thank you all

[oblique stream]

cause its a lie

imagine lying in gen chat

[candid patio]

This is too sad for today

[empty frigate]

[candid patio]

I'm going to go home from work rn to pet my dogs

[paper hull]

cherish them

[harsh vault]

dont be sorry, we all make mistakes

[harsh vault]

do i get a pet too

[oblique stream]

are you at his house?

[empty frigate]

bro is gonna get fired

[harsh vault]

i could be

[empty frigate]

not actually

does anyone know how to do factoring without me sucking at it

[oblique stream]

too late

you're already getting coal

[empty frigate]

🎉

[oblique stream]

not even real coal

the ashes

[strange spruce]

waow..,,

[oblique stream]

the sludge thats left after you burn it

and radiation

[empty frigate]

💪

[oblique stream]

my beloved coal radiation

[strange spruce]

is dat lain

[empty frigate]

yes

[oblique stream]

i believe restaurants back in my home town smoked meat

on radioactive coal

[empty frigate]

jolly lain

i am falling, i am fading

[oblique stream]

you're grinching

grinch maxxin

[empty frigate]

i have lost All my Christmas Presents

help me to breathe Buy More Christmas Presents

[oblique stream]

all I want for Christmas is for it to be over

[strange spruce]

so not very jolly

[empty frigate]

bro is the grinch

[oblique stream]

the corpos abusing our consumerism minds to sell us stuff we don't want

[harsh vault]

doomer

[empty frigate]

atleast steam has good sales

[oblique stream]

the music, the deco, the presents

all abusing human emotions for profit

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-cretin-christmas-cretin-the-tale-of-the-christmas-cretin-gif-5941330734690996733

[oblique stream]

doomer?

i hardly knower

[empty frigate]

i had some christmas crackers and cheese (im a little white boy)

will this affect the trout population

[oblique stream]

yes

[empty frigate]

☃️

[candid patio]

Today I discovered the windy wind icy ground combo

New walking difficulty unlocked

[wary dome]

how much did we need for sledgehammer again

[empty frigate]

last time there was ice on the ground i slipped and got a concussion

[empty frigate]

level 5

[wary dome]

thanks

[empty frigate]

keep going, you're almost there

sledgehammer only lets you post images in the build chats

[wary dome]

which is all i need

[empty frigate]

have to be lvl 10 to post images in general

[wary dome]

doesn't it allow gifs too?

[empty frigate]

yeah

[wary dome]

okay

i don't even talk here much

[empty frigate]

this is the only server I'm actually active in

[vital marten]

On another note, the pickup spot for orders is like right next to the door and in the past 4 years I haven’t once been asked to verify if it was actually my sandwich (they do not care) and so I think it would be rather easy to steal a sandwich from subway

[wary dome]

i only came in the project zomboid server for...

[vital marten]

In fact if I was homeless I would even attempt it

[wary dome]

project zomboid!

[paper hull]

im only here to talk to my friends

i havent played pz in about 2 years

[west fractal]

anyone else experiencing tiles resetting in their base randomly?

[vital marten]

I’m waiting for mp, originally came to learn Meta tactics against zomboids but the community is actually a pleasant experience

[empty frigate]

i joined this server a while ago but never actually talked in here

[paper hull]

It was kinda a shit hole a few years back

[empty frigate]

people were racist

[paper hull]

Gatekeeping etc

Yes and thay

I left for a year or so then returned

[plush cobalt]

What the hell is pz

[empty frigate]

probably zebra

[rain mango]

They apparently and likely still are 🙁

[livid notch]

Nothing really changed from the two years I was in here

Some people left new people camed in and became vets

[toxic hawk]

Camed

[rain mango]

And you only get in trouble if you complain about it, apparently?

[livid notch]

Yes

[empty frigate]

you people seem decent

[toxic hawk]

More people got banned than left

[empty frigate]

thankfully i started chatting when y'all were around

[paper hull]

I miss alot of my gang

[rain mango]

The edgelords are a small but vocal minority 😉

[toxic hawk]

I miss miss mee

[livid notch]

I miss meefstick, dude was a legend

[toxic hawk]

Who

[paper hull]

i miss coaz

and uhh gas

and uhhh hm

[livid notch]

Gas

Yeah

Did you know fenny

[vital marten]

Straight diesel all sour

[toxic hawk]

Pretty sure gas isnt very wonderful

Unless we talking different gases

[paper hull]

he honestly reminds me alot of myself at hes age

[empty frigate]

i drank gas once

not really drank

more of got some in my mouth

[plush cobalt]

I was about to say, isn't he a child

[toxic hawk]

@plush cobalt

Get her

[plush cobalt]

I don't know enough about the drama or whatever he did

Wasn't involved, this discord shit is Not Serious to me

[toxic hawk]

Doxxed mrp I think

[plush cobalt]

Oh damn

[toxic hawk]

Or smth

[paper hull]

i like gas because despite hes flaws i think there is a genuinely good person behind it all

[vital marten]

It’s more convoluted than a fever dream

[night nova]

mr gassy

[empty frigate]

oh y'all talking about a mod author?

[rain mango]

All discords are "not serious"

[plush cobalt]

This is true

[toxic hawk]

Discord isnt real

[night nova]

what does a brother have to do for LFG role

[toxic hawk]

Its just words on a screen

[toxic hawk]

Read

[empty frigate]

check pinned post

[empty frigate]

what if they're illiterate?

[rain mango]

But I can't watch evil be done or spoken and simply stay silent

[toxic hawk]

Skill issue

[paper hull]

I left initially because i was being gatekept from the backrooms and they would host game sessions and id just have to sit there and pretend like i didnt know they were playing it made interacting with my friends awkward

[vital marten]

Batman

[rain mango]

So I get banned and the racist doesn't. More often than not.

[velvet pebble]

You're words on my screen

[plush cobalt]

Have you tried plugging your ears and saying Nana Nana Boo Boo

[toxic hawk]

You too bro

[velvet pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[rain mango]

I tried removing myself from the internet.

[vital marten]

Wise words from Omar

[plush cobalt]

I imagine my total messages in the backrooms was below triple digits, wasn't ever big on whispering personally

[vital marten]

Just anananabooboo

[plush cobalt]

So I get the disdain

[rain mango]

Didn't work, but, eh

[paper hull]

i just felt like they took active steps to make sure i wasnt involved and that kinda fuckin hurt tbh

hadnt felt that since i was in highschool and the girls turned me away for being a lesbian lmfao

[vital marten]

I didn’t care about the group play because then I’d have to come out of my shell

[paper hull]

like i get it im volatile in nature but im not here to piss in ur cereal i assure you i don't care that much

[vital marten]

This shell is very nice you see

[paper hull]

it just sucks they never wanted to give me a chance

[paper hull]

its also fused to you

[rain mango]

Of course Mommas gonna help build the wall...

[night nova]

highkey ableist not everyone has equal access to education

or can make use o fit

[vital marten]

Spawn issue

[plush cobalt]

Anyone currently communicating in this chat either has the ability to read or has a screen reader or other assistive technology (because it is a text chat)

[rain mango]

I want to do group play, just seems impossible to find a solid group of not-assholes 🙁

[plush cobalt]

So yes all you have to do is read the pinned post

[night nova]

ok thank you jolly omar

[tender igloo]

just need to meet people , i met some decent people here

[vital marten]

Omar is not Jolly

[plush cobalt]

You're welcome pondering pasha

[vital marten]

It’s a Ruse

[plush cobalt]

I love The Holidays!

I'm so Jolly!

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/RI4S2LT_ntE