general_chat

[paper hull]

i present what inzoi considers an obese person to look like

[vital marten]

That is in fact, an obese person

Class 3

[paper hull]

no thats a fucking egg person

[fresh granite]

Omg, very obese

[vital marten]

Class 3 Obesity

We have ranked now

[rain mango]

hii

[onyx igloo]

i have 40 kilograms of items on my character

he has walked atleast 5 miles this man is a tank

[quasi slate]

dibunga

ppang

🥚

[empty frigate]

don't hate on my people like that

[vital marten]

Sean he’s not a tank

You’re killing him

[onyx igloo]

no hes got extra health

he ate alot of food

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

when the delicious secret gluttony spikes

[vital marten]

Always eating

[quasi slate]

my sandwich maker about to find out what happens when i put 2 slices of bread with chocolate cuts and marshmallows

[onyx igloo]

yes so i keep the buff

[paper hull]

https://i.vgy.me/4pB2CN.png

[quasi slate]

i will have to specify for my dad to get american marshmallows

so he doesnt get those shitty slavic ones

[vital marten]

What’s the difference

[quasi slate]

the latter is trash

[vital marten]

It’s like just air and sugar

[empty frigate]

dude i hate those colored marshmallows

[toxic hawk]

Gotta check her blood sugar

[quasi slate]

this

garbage

[toxic hawk]

Type 2 diabetus isnt pretty

[oblique stream]

True shit

[vital marten]

Broke the meter

[vital marten]

This isn’t a marshmallow this is like cake balls

[empty frigate]

that looks like peeps

but like

[onyx igloo]

zefir?

[empty frigate]

slavic

[oblique stream]

This isn't marshmallow

[empty frigate]

peeps suck

[vital marten]

Peeps 😭

[oblique stream]

its zefir

[toxic hawk]

an eastern european dessert made from apples i think

[quasi slate]

its a marshmallow

[vital marten]

Peeps are okay, but after 3 you get sick

[onyx igloo]

ZEFIR

[oblique stream]

no it ain't

[empty frigate]

i could never stand the artificial taste of peeps

[quasi slate]

Zefir translates to marshmallow

[onyx igloo]

i know the food it is ZEFIR

[oblique stream]

We call marshmallows marshmallows

[quasi slate]

and we call marshmallows zefirs

[vital marten]

This guy is smoking some food

[oblique stream]

And we dont call zefir

[quasi slate]

american ones too

[onyx igloo]

is it apple flavors

[vital marten]

What a heavenly smell

[onyx igloo]

apple marshmallow sounds good

[oblique stream]

zefir can go to some grandma

give me some real American marshmallow

[onyx igloo]

no american marshmallow taste like nothing

[oblique stream]

Haribo ones

or the ones you burn over campfire

[quasi slate]

american marshmallows are made to be put over open fire or melted to perfection with something added

[oblique stream]

Yeah

[quasi slate]

eastern european ones are eaten on their own

but trash

[oblique stream]

Its peak

[onyx igloo]

i am eating like a 5 year old

[oblique stream]

Zefir is trash

[onyx igloo]

dino nuggets with barbeque

[oblique stream]

Somehow what we call gummies is also trash

[onyx igloo]

haluski is good

with some paprikash

[oblique stream]

marmalade and gummies have the same word in russian

[toxic relic]

lmao

[oblique stream]

but one is gummies and other is trash

slavic have some terrible desert tastes

Bahlava, Zefir, Halva, Marmalade

shit that only uncs like fartass will enjoy

[toxic relic]

ok buddy go drink your horse and camel milk

[quasi slate]

Halva is pretty good i like chocolate halva and with sunflower seeds

or halva with pistachios

[oblique stream]

I'll eat my shit looking potato deserts

[empty frigate]

have any of you had matcha?

[toxic relic]

bruh

[empty frigate]

i've wanted to try it

does it taste like shit lol

[quasi slate]

no

[toxic relic]

ill eat my slop desserts 🤝

[quasi slate]

is this dough

[empty frigate]

fried balls with white stuff on top 😋

that sounds so wrong

[oblique stream]

no its a potato deserts

[toxic relic]

its tea mate. itd bitter and herbal

[toxic relic]

we have this too

potato log

[empty frigate]

ah

is it like black tea?

[oblique stream]

shit log

[toxic relic]

or chocolate potato

[empty frigate]

taste wise

[oblique stream]

hand made

[quasi slate]

no matcha is its own thing

[toxic relic]

no

yeah

[oblique stream]

Моча

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/go-white-boy-go-boy-go-white-boy-go-dance-dance-white-gif-24608281

[toxic relic]

hand on deez bro

[empty frigate]

does it taste like how it looks?

bitter green

like grass

[toxic relic]

uhh yeah ig

thats one way to describe it lol

[empty frigate]

lol

you should try cajun food

love crawfish

little bugs of the sea

[oblique stream]

you know whats also goated?

[toxic relic]

your dad

[fathom igloo]

Inzoi still exists?

[toxic relic]

i have tried it before but not in the us

its good 👍

[empty frigate]

very good

[rain mango]

some kid in my history class labeled antarctica as canada on a mapping quiz

[empty frigate]

especially when spicy

they're both cold

seems the same to me

[oblique stream]

these

[rain mango]

one has cool people

[rain mango]

the other has fucking penguins

my bus driver keeps playing christmas music

[toxic relic]

balkan pastry game is underrated

[empty frigate]

penguins don't exist trust

[rain mango]

waiting for mariah carey

[empty frigate]

joly holly chwistmas

[toxic relic]

central asian bread game is underrated too

[fathom igloo]

Penguin island

[oblique stream]

and my dad

[empty frigate]

got a haircut 💔

like yesterday

and i look like

a typical school bully

[oblique stream]

who needs pizza

[empty frigate]

except im the one who gets bullied

[oblique stream]

some italian american shit

[empty frigate]

i've wanted to try international food

[oblique stream]

made to promote obesity

[rain mango]

1000+ hours in pz taking a newgen to louisville

[oblique stream]

Cheese bread m8

[toxic relic]

exactly bro theres so much better shit imo

[empty frigate]

the newbie found a shotgun and shells #itsover

[toxic relic]

i think pizza is overrated in general

[rain mango]

american pizza > italian pizza

[toxic relic]

ok mate

[oblique stream]

id eat that shit in plates

[toxic relic]

real

[rain mango]

anyone else able to stomach an entire pizza and take it as a light snack

or is that just me

[empty frigate]

same

im a fatass

[rain mango]

im not even fat

[rain mango]

im such a hungry gurl

[vital marten]

Color is nonchalant white, what yall think chat?

[vital marten]

No wtf

I can hardly eat a footlong from subway

[empty frigate]

whole family pizza tray: 🤤🤤🤤
2 chicken burgers: 😡

[empty frigate]

shit looks so good

[oblique stream]

American pizza is what we call and recognize as pizza

italian one isnt a "pizza"

[vital marten]

What’s Italian pizza

[toxic relic]

tokach, boorsok, tandyr, kattama/kalama

[vital marten]

lol

[empty frigate]

it's bread

[toxic relic]

its more like flatbread

[vital marten]

There’s this local Italian guy who makes his dough with Honey

Makes the pizza droopy but it tastes good as heck

[rain mango]

its a bread disk

thats literally it

[tribal stone]

We love bread disks

[rain mango]

we?

[oblique stream]

dicks

[toxic relic]

cinema tbh

[oblique stream]

kino id say

cheap and tasty

[toxic relic]

truly

[oblique stream]

we always brought 3 on the way tp dacha

[toxic relic]

i glaze kyrgyz bread cause the best bread ive ever had in my life was from the container market

[oblique stream]

and only 2 survived

[cobalt valley]

is turning respawn rates lower a good idea or will it ruin the game? its kinda annoying how fast places ive cleared get full up again with more zombies, kinda breaks the immersion a little

[paper hull]

uncle phils famous quote "im going phil mode" was cut from the show due to will smith often hating being upstaged by a more handsome man

[toxic relic]

as it should be bro

[plush cobalt]

It's giving white boy who describes himself as a chill guy and tries to convince others that he doesn't care about anything but truly he's deeply self-conscious about himself and how he's perceived by others

[oblique stream]

shit s tasty af

[plush cobalt]

So yeah pretty nonchalant white

[quasi slate]

is this the stuffed crust pizza?

[rain mango]

i love those types of people

just like me

so self conscious and scared

[plush cobalt]

It's good to love yourself

[subtle shoal]

just finished the godfather 1

[rain mango]

depends on if you want more zombies or not

[toxic relic]

your thoughts

[subtle shoal]

well, im 10 minutes away from it

[quasi slate]

because we have this its one of my favorite pizzas

[oblique stream]

You'll be the stuffed crust pizza if you diss my boy cheese lepeshka like that

[cobalt valley]

wgat

[subtle shoal]

might be a hot take but I dont understand why its so heavily praised

[cobalt valley]

i thought respawn rates is only replacement

or does it add extra

[toxic relic]

damn

[subtle shoal]

I like the movie yes but I dont understand the heavenly praise

[rain mango]

turn respawn rates down if you want cleared areas to stay clear

[toxic relic]

fair enough man

[rain mango]

it does get boring though, in my experience

[cobalt valley]

yeah thats what i was scared about

[rain mango]

i usually turn my firearms, ammo, and melee spawns up to common, and keep all other loot set to normal

since i prefer sprinters

i usually play with respawn on, but zombie population set to low

and then on day 28, 28 days later

[cobalt valley]

i was thinking of trying a 100% house alarm playthrough with super dark nights and daytime sprinters

[rain mango]

the population explodes into insane

[cobalt valley]

idk if the alarms will get like

annoying

prolly

[empty frigate]

28 days later?

[rain mango]

however i like to make my zombies similar to common infected from l4d

[subtle shoal]

i wonder what are the chances we're getting a half life 3 announcement at the game awards

[toxic relic]

0 buddy

[subtle shoal]

i am hopeful

[rain mango]

multi hit on, infection disabled, susceptible trait mod enabled, zombies being fragile and weak, with poor eyesight, normal hearing, and long memory

[subtle shoal]

i am on copium

[vital marten]

😭

[toxic relic]

you're copeful

[vital marten]

Full of cope

[empty frigate]

how you gonna have infection turned off but susceptible on?

[toxic relic]

full of deez nuts

[rain mango]

the green flu was mainly airborne

it didnt really spread through bites or scratches as far as i know

but rather air

[empty frigate]

fair but the l4d2 survivors are carriers

[rain mango]

yes

[oblique stream]

full of dis dick

[rain mango]

im not simulating a carrier

[empty frigate]

they carry the airborne strain but can't get infected

[toxic relic]

doublt whammy

[empty frigate]

ah, i see

[rain mango]

l4d isnt too hard of a preset

[cobalt valley]

can you get food poisoning from drinking out of toilets?

[twin bear]

im learning alot

even tho most just laugh at me

[rain mango]

hell if ill be fully honest

[empty frigate]

no, surprisingly

[toxic relic]

what server are you playing on?

[rain mango]

i had more trouble with a walking dead preset

[cobalt valley]

i feel like especially in a universe where the big symptom of infection apart from becoming a zombie is nausea

[rain mango]

than l4d

[plush cobalt]

Are y'all talking about the game

[cobalt valley]

i dont imagine the toilets are generally

[plush cobalt]

Because in real life it depends on the toilet

[cobalt valley]

in too great of a condition

[toxic relic]

on dis dick lmao gottem

[twin bear]

goon 4 iirc

[toxic relic]

ahh fair

[empty frigate]

you can also drink out of water tiles in build 41 without dying from food poisoning but idk if you still can in build 42

[twin bear]

it could be 3 but 4 seemed chill

[plush cobalt]

I don't need to know that you have a toilet on your dick

[subtle shoal]

goon game 4

[twin bear]

got turned into a plant thing my first 3 mins in

[toxic relic]

too bad bro

[toxic relic]

kudzu?

[rain mango]

i only survived around a day or 2 in the walking dead preset

whereas i survive quite a while in l4d

oh there goes my mood

[neat moat]

l4d 2 is easier to survive due to videogame logic

[plush cobalt]

I hate using trash chutes. Idk why but every time I put a trash bag into one I worry that I'm somehow going to throw away my phone, keys, or wallet—even if they're in my pocket

It's not necessarily an unfounded worry on its face, because I have dropped my keys in the trash before while splitting focus

But it's every time, and like I said, even if they're not in my hand I worry they somehow transported into the bag or will jump out of my pocket

Fuck trash chutes

[half kettle]

what you dont go out and walk a few steps to throw it in a bin??

what dystopia do you live in!

[plush cobalt]

It's not a few steps

The dystopia is called an apartment complex

[half kettle]

surely it doesnt go up 25 floors..

[plush cobalt]

It takes significantly longer to make my way to where the trash ends up

I already am not using the valet trash service that I automatically pay for as part of my rent

Because I prefer to take my own trash out. But not to take a long walk to do so

[half kettle]

i am sorry to hear you are expending unneeded expenses

[plush cobalt]

I'm sorry I'm American too

[half kettle]

uuh

this trash chute

is it like on every floor

can you go out in flipp flops and shorts and just throw ur trash that way

after making sure your important bits are in ur apartment

[candid patio]

... Toilet dicks?

[rain mango]

skibidi toilet porn

toilet dick

[cobalt valley]

is there somewhere i can find presets

perchance

[rain mango]

no

you have to make them yourself

i can recommend some for you though

or just make them for you essentially

[cobalt valley]

sure

well i dont wanna like

put you into forced labor for project zomboid settings

nw

[rain mango]

its not burdening me

i like doing this

[cobalt valley]

if you have any you found cool

[cobalt valley]

oh then yeah thatd be pretty nice

[rain mango]

happy to help

one sec while i compile one..

you wanted TWD right?

[cobalt valley]

np 🙏

yeah

[plush cobalt]

I could leave my phone actually yeah

Not the keys, but maybe that'd help

[cobalt valley]

in a real zombie apocalypse would throwing rocks across the street at cars to try to set the alarms off be a viable strat

[rain mango]

here you go @cobalt valley

the walking dead, as i see it

[cobalt valley]

like if you were really cracked at basketball or something

[cobalt valley]

thank you :)

[rain mango]

that is, if you wanted season one walkers

[cobalt valley]

what does the everyones infected do?

[rain mango]

it basically means you'll always reanimate

[cobalt valley]

ahr

[rain mango]

im unsure if you can get infected from scratches or lacerations

[cobalt valley]

sick

[rain mango]

as i do not play with that setting enabled

[plush cobalt]

PZ discussion.... Gen chat.......

[toxic relic]

trash chutes are hilarious

[plush cobalt]

Hate the

Hate them

[toxic relic]

its just a tunnel for your shit to fall into until it lands in a bin

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/lift-him-isopod-gif-21979617

[toxic relic]

ant style architecture

[plush cobalt]

I don't want the trash tunnel

[toxic relic]

fair

ive hardly seen them outside the usa

[plush cobalt]

I gotta move somewhere I'm on the first floor again, I miss that

Although maybe not in my current area

[toxic relic]

the apartments ive lived in have different ways to collect garbage

[plush cobalt]

Like what

[toxic relic]

trash chutes seem antiquated

[toxic relic]

each floor has their own recycling room

and the non recycling trash gets collected in a large container on each floor

by maintenance

waste room

[candid patio]

How does it get taken out of the building?

[toxic relic]

a guy

in the elevator

[candid patio]

Our recycling room is on the ground floor. There's a garbage chute on each floor.

[candid patio]

In the same elevator that the residents use?

Stinky

[toxic relic]

we try not to separate society into desirable and undesirable people

why would it be stinky?

its in a sealed container

[plush cobalt]

Ugh I wish

I do still have recycling here but you have to take it to the bins

So my own recycling bin tends to fill up before I get around to taking it out

[plush cobalt]

That's not very American of you

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

thank you 😄

[plush cobalt]

You're welcome

[toxic relic]

that system of garbage chute seems dangerous

[candid patio]

If it's sealed how do you put the stuff in it?

[toxic relic]

its sealed when they take it out

bruh how does your trash work

do you just throw shit into an open air landfill

[quasi slate]

yeah bbg

[vital marten]

Stink what’s the hot take of the day

[toxic relic]

im not here for your entertainment big guy

[rain mango]

god could it snow already

[vital marten]

Twitch drops?

[vital marten]

But you are, for you are not real

[quasi slate]

yea hbbg

[toxic relic]

you're not real pal

[vital marten]

This simulation ain’t big enough for the two of us

[toxic relic]

not as big as dis dick

bazinga

[rain mango]

i wonder if theres a mod that adds combine soldier gear from half life 2 to project zomboid

[vital marten]

Bottlenecking the system

[rain mango]

i would be stoked even if it ruins my immersion

[toxic relic]

it needs to adapt to my heavy load buddy

[vital marten]

If there’s not you could always pay 500 clams

[toxic relic]

not the other way around

[candid patio]

I'm not involved in that, I don't know where it goes.. I have a garbage can in my kitchen. There's a disposable garbage bag in the can. When the bag gets full or stinky, the bag gets tied shut and thrown in the garbage chute, and a new clean bag is put in the can

Recycling, I have a bin. When the bin gets full, I take it in the elevator to the recycling room on the ground floor.

[vital marten]

You recycle?

😭

[toxic relic]

you're very disconnected to your own trash

[toxic relic]

bruh

recycling is huge

[candid patio]

That last part is lies, I recycle as often as I floss

[toxic relic]

bruh what

[vital marten]

That’s why the local businesses keep going under

[toxic relic]

?

[candid patio]

On rare occasions

[vital marten]

The local recycling companies

[toxic relic]

bad joke

[vital marten]

There’s been 2 in the area go under in the past 5 years

[toxic relic]

insane

why is your recycling a business

thats stupid

[vital marten]

It’s not a joke recycling just isn’t profitable unless it’s metal

[toxic relic]

it shouldnt be bro

[vital marten]

America

[toxic relic]

its recycling

thats insane

legit the concept of private recycling

[vital marten]

Towns contract that shit out 3rd party

[rain mango]

i cant find one :(

[toxic relic]

thats fucking insane

[vital marten]

Lmao

[toxic relic]

our recycling is part of our bin collection

its a tax funded thing

[vital marten]

I mean I don’t pay for it

I think

[toxic relic]

every second week recycling is collected

[vital marten]

If I do it’s on my utility bill

[toxic relic]

ive been to the recycling plants in my area haha theyre chill

[candid patio]

Oh that's everywhere in America.
Waste is business.
But yeah recycling in America is totally fake.

[vital marten]

I do pay for a second trashcan, that’s $15 a month

[neon bramble]

profitable recycling isn't effective recycling

[toxic relic]

they sell refurbished items in a store next to their waste plant

its peak

[toxic relic]

bruh what

$15 is crazy, so is paying for it in general

[vital marten]

The only way it’s profitable is if the citizens pre sort it

[toxic relic]

real shit

[neon bramble]

if people are paying they will think the recyclers will do the work that they're paid to

[vital marten]

Tax dollars

[neon bramble]

which usually makes people real sloppy

[vital marten]

People pay but it’s not them actually paying so they don’t care

lol

[candid patio]

The only places where recycling is real in America is places where they buy material from people, like places that will pay you for a truck load of clean cardboard or metal

[toxic relic]

our recycling is paid in tax

but its not thought of like that

america

[neon bramble]

what do you pay the 15$ for then

[toxic relic]

no

[neon bramble]

I'm asking lou

[toxic relic]

oh lmao

[vital marten]

The extra trashcan, recycling is “free” paid for by tax dollars

It’s still a business tho

[toxic relic]

bruh

[candid patio]

Everywhere else is a lie
Ewaste often gets shipped to other countries
Most packaging that says it's compostable is a lie too

[vital marten]

Contracted out by towns to 3rd party companies who can handle the workload

[toxic relic]

average tax in the usa is higher than my tax

but you get bum

[vital marten]

Or this ^

[toxic relic]

yooo peak thats true everywhere ngl

recycling in western europe gets sent to the balkans

[neat moat]

lmao

[candid patio]

Compostable*
*Compostable in a commercial composting facility
... If you look for a commercial composting facility near any major city you won't find one

[toxic relic]

cinema

kino even

[vital marten]

Never going to the city

I won’t pay for parking

And I won’t have my car towed again, causing me to be stranded in a sprawling metroplex of horror 😭

[lilac quarry]

I can't wait to get this WINTER JACKET

[toxic relic]

jackit and by it

i mean my peanits

[vital marten]

I’m waiting for the Zomboid jacket but it says it’ll come after winter

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-girl-silent-scream-gif-4128585151821754384

[vital marten]

Yall really gonna make me freeze for ts

[toxic relic]

lol

[candid patio]

Lol I genuinely hate paying for parking
I will walk so fucking far to not pay for parking

[toxic relic]

bro would die in phnom penh

no cars though just motorbike

[spiral condor]

watchin this in background

[vital marten]

Walking a mile in the big city is nothing

Well usually it should be nothing but a small town has you feeling like you’ve walked for ages once you finally make it anywhere

[toxic relic]

a mile is like a km

[vital marten]

1.2 iirc

[toxic relic]

1.6

[candid patio]

This one time I got in my car, drove to a store, there was no free parking anywhere near by, and by the time I found free parking, it was only a few meters from my house

[toxic relic]

how close to the store is your house

[lilac quarry]

I love how canada goose went from making quality stuff to "high fashion"

insane brand pivot

[vital marten]

0.7 Mi

[toxic relic]

bruh thats nothing

[vital marten]

lol

That store is the gas station

[candid patio]

The store was 3.5km away.
I ended up parking about 400m from my house

[toxic relic]

you can walk that

[candid patio]

It was hot

[vital marten]

You ain’t buying nothing there but a fountain and a pack of cigarettes to slowly end your existence

[toxic relic]

its weird that your petrol stations have food

[vital marten]

It’s not weird it’s amazing

Who doesn’t want to gamble on food poisoning

[lilac quarry]

wym every gas station we visited in europe had food in gas stations

[toxic relic]

im not talking about europe

[lilac quarry]

damn i even said gas station twice

[empty frigate]

fartass is from the bottom of the sea

[candid patio]

You are actually buying this?

[lilac quarry]

these meds are hitting me like mike tyson

[lilac quarry]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[vital marten]

You need more

[empty frigate]

are they sleeping meds?

[vital marten]

You can still mod, clearly you haven’t had enough

[onyx igloo]

bro should look at americana pipe dream

[lilac quarry]

nah muscle relaxant

cookin' me rn

been on another planet for like a week I think

[toxic relic]

for your broken back

[lilac quarry]

ye

[empty frigate]

i want muscle relaxants

[onyx igloo]

NO you will NOT get to be COMFORTABLE

no MUSCLE RELAXANTS for YOU

[toxic relic]

my controversial opinion is i hate the word gas for petrol

yw lou

[empty frigate]

[toxic relic]

its a stupid fucking name

[candid patio]

It's short for gasoline

[toxic relic]

stop saying gas you're not running on farts

[empty frigate]

you're literally called fartass you know everything about gas

[toxic relic]

dont care

[toxic relic]

gas from my ass

not petrol

gas is a shit name

[empty frigate]

americans always did find a weird way to name things

[candid patio]

Less syllables for the same word is always superior

[toxic relic]

disagree

[quasi slate]

dookie weighing 5 baby elepehants and 1 zebra long

[toxic relic]

i dislike lexiconic efficiency

[empty frigate]

had to always be different so we made fahrenheit and imperial way of measuring things

plus 12 hour clocks

well

[toxic relic]

you're a human talking not a machine working

you dont need to be efficient

buddy

[empty frigate]

maybe not 12 hour clocks

[toxic relic]

fuck this

[onyx igloo]

what about working in the kitchen

[toxic relic]

you dont need it then either

[onyx igloo]

i think you do

[empty frigate]

i fw 24 hour time but i grew up on 12 hour

[onyx igloo]

they make really complex recipes and its hard to focus

[toxic relic]

skill issue

[vital marten]

This

Simply a matter of preference

[toxic relic]

just drink a beer and relax while you cook you're not working in the mines

[toxic relic]

wrong

12 hour is stupid

[onyx igloo]

i dont think your allowed to drink on the job

as a chef

[vital marten]

Watch me

[empty frigate]

i'll drink when i goddamn please

[onyx igloo]

ok

[toxic relic]

every chef ive ever met has either been on meth or drunk at work

[empty frigate]

and if the funeral directors are mad at me then so be it

[vital marten]

Alcoholics are everywhere

[candid patio]

Lol I hate speaking out loud.
When I'm really stressed out I will tell my wife I'm having a non verbal day.
I used to play a game with myself to see how many consecutive customers I could handle without speaking a single word to them

[onyx igloo]

interesting

the meth could really speed up the cooking of a food though

[toxic relic]

it doesnt

[empty frigate]

which country do you originate from

[vital marten]

Most painters I meet are on Meth

[toxic relic]

bulgaria and cambodia

[onyx igloo]

no sorry i meant the efficiency

of the chef

[toxic relic]

it doesnt

[vital marten]

It doesn’t

[onyx igloo]

oh

ok

[candid patio]

You have no idea what you are saying

[onyx igloo]

i dont

[vital marten]

They need meth always but never have money for it so they’re slow and don’t want to work

[toxic relic]

exactly

also meth sweats bro

[vital marten]

Then they have withdrawals and call out from work

[candid patio]

Back of house if full of literal drug addled felons

[empty frigate]

as a (self established) chef, you always want the food to be pink or red

[toxic relic]

exactly

[onyx igloo]

makes you physically sweat?

[toxic relic]

yes

you're shaking and hot/cold

[onyx igloo]

interesting

[empty frigate]

you're speaking from prior experience?

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

im not a professional in signs of drug usage

so

[toxic relic]

drugs arent the same in real life as they are in video games

[vital marten]

The last Methodist I worked with would get a “headache” halfway through the day and would sit in the car the rest of the day

[candid patio]

You are genuinely weird if you don't do drugs as a restaurant back of house employee. Unless you work at like a Michelin star restaurant

[empty frigate]

honestly out of every single addiction i have no clue how you get addicted to gambling

[toxic relic]

exactly x2

[empty frigate]

even if i win 30 bucks i still feel like shit for losing 20

[toxic relic]

methodist

[onyx igloo]

i think its like a feeling of needing to win

that chance gets you good and you keep wanting to come back so you can win big

even if you lose alot, that chance could fix all your problems blah blah

[empty frigate]

you should watch bossmanjack

or videos about him by smokeymcc

[toxic relic]

youtube yawn

[empty frigate]

he's a meth using, living in parents house, gambling addict

literally punched holes in the walls of the house his family lets him stay in and yells at his parents

[toxic relic]

i never liked meth

[empty frigate]

broke his door in half too lmao

[toxic relic]

i dont think uppers are for me 🤔

[candid patio]

Winning, at least in the beginning, creates a more strong feeling than losing a similar amount does.

Combine that with people being convinced that their big win is around the corner...

[onyx igloo]

honestly the utter stench of old cigarettes would be enough for me to take my leave from the casino

atleast mine

[toxic relic]

weak nose

[empty frigate]

i just don't think i personally could get addicted to gambling, it's just not in my personality

[toxic relic]

bro wasnt raised with chainsmokers

[onyx igloo]

if i had a weak nose i wouldnt smell it

[toxic relic]

no

[empty frigate]

i love the smell of cigarettes snd tobacco honestly

[candid patio]

Like... Coffee...
Sometimes Adderall/Ritalin used as prescribed not recreationally

[empty frigate]

vaping is for losers and hipsters

and high school students

[onyx igloo]

i dont mind a fresh smoked cig smell but i hate the old stench of them

[rigid turtle]

what happened? :(

[onyx igloo]

it creates a smoggy atmosphere

[toxic relic]

meth, cocaine, etc
also coffee. its not for me

[vital marten]

You don’t watch them blue collar joke/roast vids lol? I see that one joke all the time 😆

[empty frigate]

thing is, the older a cig is, the tastier it is to me

[burnt kite]

vaping is only cool if you have a massive death machine that evaporates at 3000K

[toxic relic]

i dont watch youtube

[empty frigate]

as long as it was sealed properly

[burnt kite]

or just get a hookah

[toxic relic]

hookah my main

[onyx igloo]

it is?

[candid patio]

Yeah that shits not for me

[onyx igloo]

i thought it got worse as it got older

[quasi slate]

coffee without any caffeine is the best

[vital marten]

F

[empty frigate]

to me, i'm not sure about to others

[vital marten]

That’s just mold man

[toxic relic]

moldman

[onyx igloo]

what are you drinking

[empty frigate]

*if they're properly sealed

[onyx igloo]

how do they even make decaf

[empty frigate]

i think it's because they lose the nicotine taste or something

[toxic relic]

removing the caffeine out of coffee is very yikes

[quasi slate]

idk but i love coffee for its flavor not for the caffeine

[empty frigate]

i don't actually know why they taste better to me

[toxic relic]

its the same as 0% alcohol imo

[candid patio]

My wife used to take phentermine for weight loss... I tried one and the only way I can describe it is it gave me murderous thoughts

[wet cobalt]

i can make people angry with one world.

spears.

[onyx igloo]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/quCuGrhK5RU?feature=share

[toxic relic]

insane

[quasi slate]

ban this guy

[empty frigate]

you either love em or hate em

i for one love them

[onyx igloo]

what is phentermine

[empty frigate]

but also they break so fucking fast

[candid patio]

Like everyone I interacted with that day I had an oddly strong desire to hurt them

[empty frigate]

2 swings and they're gone

[vital marten]

I just can’t see how it’d be different in flavor, now if you used a dry herb vaporizer to smoke tobacco without combustion I’d say it might “improve” the taste but Idk

[onyx igloo]

bro was turning into postal dude

[candid patio]

Obviously I never took it again

[toxic relic]

pfft ive never heard of that before

[vital marten]

Once you quit cigarettes they start stinking and tasting like a pile of ashy ass

[wet cobalt]

CAP. hardened spears and pichforks

[toxic relic]

dry herb vape is peak

[quiet hazel]

!server

[toxic relic]

good way to smoke weed

[prime thorn]

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[empty frigate]

my grandfather had some i found after he died and i smoked them and they were really good

maybe it was the brand

[candid patio]

Just some upper that is questionably legal depending on the year and state you are in. Pretty much all uppers are appetite suppressants

[quiet hazel]

!commands

[vital marten]

I broke my wallet out and got one a month ago, best smoking ever

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

i never really thought appetite suppressants were a good idea

[toxic relic]

my partner got one subsidised cause he smokes medically

[vital marten]

Our governor would never let it be legal

He has to die first (naturally)

[onyx igloo]

i support weed being legal

[candid patio]

Genuinely one of the coolest "the government pays for my..." Stories I've heard

[toxic relic]

why lmao

its normal

[burnt kite]

tymbark is goated

[toxic relic]

poland

[wet cobalt]

i agree with your opinion.

[toxic relic]

polska #1 🗣️

[wet cobalt]

POLSKA GUROM

[onyx igloo]

i see it as something great for medical purposes and having cleaner available recreational drugs

[wet cobalt]

litwo, ojczyzno moja, tyś jest jak zdrowie...

[toxic relic]

hahah

[twin bear]

ye

[onyx igloo]

i'd rather someone buy a drug to use recreationally from a reliable source rather than a street drug lmao

[twin bear]

smoke nic all day and dance to kino

[empty frigate]

i got a single grape swishers rn

[onyx igloo]

i saw one country would hand out medical grade heroin to addicts so they'd have less of a chance of infection and assisted them to get off the drug

[empty frigate]

i like cigs more thar cigars

[vital marten]

With dispensers everywhere in legal areas and it not being hard to get a license this isn’t much issue

[empty frigate]

but a friend of mine gave me this

[burnt kite]

wait until this guy finds out about cigarillos

[candid patio]

Weed is illegal because a guy who owned a newspaper also owned lots of forests used for paper production and he created a smear campaign about hemp because it made higher quality paper, grew faster, was easier to process, etc etc.

If you don't support legal weed in modern times you are either a religious zealot or you intentionally or unintentionally support the prison industrial complex

[vital marten]

You just gotta know the right people

[empty frigate]

this one is a cigarillo actually

[onyx igloo]

whats a cigarillo

[empty frigate]

he smoked one and said it was nasty so he gave me it

[vital marten]

Or move…LOL

[onyx igloo]

is it kinda like both a cigar and cigarette?

[empty frigate]

yes

[onyx igloo]

ah

[vital marten]

A cigar but thin

[candid patio]

Like a small cigar

[empty frigate]

small like s cigarette

[candid patio]

Bigger than a cigarette

[vital marten]

Longer than a cig though

[toxic relic]

it looks like a thin salami

[onyx igloo]

my city refurbished a bunch of old cigarette ads from a bit ago

[candid patio]

Tobacco wrapped in tobacco

[empty frigate]

smaller like a cigarette but not as small as one i meant

[onyx igloo]

on the brick walls

[burnt kite]

gmod rp is not bad if its not darkrp

[onyx igloo]

that was kinda cool, i like restorations

[vital marten]

They did it as like an art?

[empty frigate]

we should let kids smoke cigarettes again

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[vital marten]

My city is painting murals on our dumpsters

[toxic relic]

lmao

that shits so funny

[candid patio]

This is neat moreso because of it being strange. Most places in modern society demonize tobacco culture from the past

[empty frigate]

not genuinely but that was crazy

[vital marten]

Best use of my tax dollars

[quasi slate]

wiiwiwiwi

[vital marten]

Fine me again since my grass is 13 inches please

[onyx igloo]

i dont think that tobacco culture is a bad thing

[toxic relic]

"as part of our revitalisation of the town we're contracting artists to paint bins smile"

[onyx igloo]

i just see it more as it should be used recreationally

not chainsmoked

[empty frigate]

most smokers are really chill

[onyx igloo]

yeah

they are

[toxic relic]

13 inches?

just like

[onyx igloo]

lmao i get cool gifts from them all the time

[toxic relic]

dis dick lmao gottem

[burnt kite]

your anal stretch

[twin bear]

only cuz ur with me ong

[burnt kite]

fuck

too late

[vital marten]

Gotta trim it or you’re fined $500

[toxic relic]

too late indeed

[candid patio]

Lol one of my most Karen opinions is I'm in favor of the full outlawing of tobacco products

[empty frigate]

hoa is getting on your ass buddy

[vital marten]

Ofc we will contract someone to do it first, and send you the bill but the second time is $500

[toxic relic]

bruh

[toxic relic]

stupid

[candid patio]

Like how Australia passed a law that prohibits people born after a certain date from ever buying tobacco

[twin bear]

@burnt kite missed this shit right after u left

[burnt kite]

i hate laptop keyboards, when were mechanicals replaced with membrane condom keyboards

[toxic relic]

dude never listen to australia

crazy work

[empty frigate]

australia is a hellhole anyways

[onyx igloo]

this is genuinely 1984

[empty frigate]

hot as hell and they have creatures that look like they came from hell

[burnt kite]

australia is such a nanny state when it comes to petty matters

[toxic relic]

thats such an american view of australia-reply to egg

[onyx igloo]

but they atleast have land down under

[empty frigate]

kangaroos came from the deepest pits of hell i believe

[onyx igloo]

i like land down under

song very good

[toxic relic]

this is real

[onyx igloo]

they do realize that if they ban a drug people are just going to buy it illegally no?

[candid patio]

What about ranked choice voting?

[toxic relic]

as i said australia is either chill blokes in queensland or the most religious uppity wine moms in perth and melbourne suburbs

[candid patio]

Ranked choice voting *seems so peak

[empty frigate]

what the hell is ranked choice voting?

[vital marten]

Ranked voting sounds terrible

[toxic relic]

doesnt matter theyre still part of the commonwealth

[glass sentinel]

moving corpses is it bugged in some instances where you get locked into the animation or is it just me?

[empty frigate]

gotta play esports to decide who wins an election

[toxic relic]

thats not what it means

[empty frigate]

i know

[toxic relic]

i suggest you look it up

[candid patio]

https://www.chickennation.com/voting/

[empty frigate]

it is bugged, did it on my save

[toxic relic]

australian parliament isnt the best and theyre still technically a crown colony

[glass sentinel]

is there a way to fix it or remove the corpse another way?

[empty frigate]

you can burn it if it's in an open area

otherwise i think you just have to leave it there to rot

maybe reloading the save will fix it

[toxic relic]

and i dont think ranked choice voting is that good

[glass sentinel]

just put a fire under it yea?

[empty frigate]

i didn't try fixing mine, i just left it there

[empty frigate]

yeah

[toxic relic]

and most parties just enter coalitions which is the worst of bofa

like the previous coalition that the incumbents finally krilled

[candid patio]

I've never experienced it but on paper it seemed like such a good solution to the 2 party systems that exist in a lot of places

[toxic relic]

parliament system is popular bro

the seat system

its not the best

i dont think its good

[vital marten]

Idk it doesn’t seem like it’d work on paper to me

[toxic relic]

maybe it seems good if all you've ever known is 1 or 2

[toxic relic]

nah the us voting system is bum bro

legit ass idek how you call it a democracy

[candid patio]

All I know is that no one I've ever voted for won their election, and people would judge me for throwing away my vote.

[toxic relic]

you dont even elect people directly

its crazy

but the ranked choice isnt that good either

[candid patio]

But I don't vote for mainstream candidates

[toxic relic]

bofa suck cause they not direct

too p word though ig

[twin bear]

aint even voting at this point

its just whos got more money

[onyx igloo]

fr

[vital marten]

I know our system is ass but ranked choice doesn’t seem to be a better option in comparison

[toxic relic]

the us system is the worst but the seat system is scummy too

and because aus [and nz] is part of the commonwealth they all look to the british monarchy as their highest authority HAHAH

[quasi slate]

el fail would say uostyk spyga

[toxic relic]

so its hardly a democracy

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/trol-gif-24969998

dam

[toxic relic]

yeah its a loophole the usa exploited to fire an aus PM

[twin bear]

bruh

always the US doin smth sus

[candid patio]

Modern times makes me jealous of the colonies that stayed colonies sometimes

[lilac quarry]

aight enough with the politics thanks yo

[vital marten]

Damn he woke up

[onyx igloo]

albanian taxi

[vital marten]

Someone give him more sleepy meds

[twin bear]

does this count as pollytics

[vital marten]

Yes because I’m picking a side

[onyx igloo]

mods ban him

[twin bear]

watched this guy get slapped around in checkers

[vital marten]

Badly will win

[twin bear]

he did lmao

[candid patio]

Checkers is a solved game

[twin bear]

twice

in a row

[vital marten]

Now I know you’re a machine

You’ve done it now

[candid patio]

I wanted to make fun of this lady's name

But it would dox her

[twin bear]

fake cops took me to the barge and got ambushed

gangsters let me walk free

[vital marten]

Why would it even matter lmfao

[candid patio]

According to the Internet she is the only person with that name

It's like a normal girl's name but they added sh to the front of it

Like instead of Lisa it's Shlisa

And I just thought that was really silly

[vital marten]

Huh not a bad idea honestly

Unless your Sham, wtf gpt

[candid patio]

My wife and I used to do that specifically to be silly... Like talking about something forbidden

[vital marten]

Nothing tops staying up after everyone’s gone to bed

[candid patio]

Oooh damn

That's a good one

[quasi slate]

is this darkrp

[candid patio]

Like shmolitics

[vital marten]

Whoops

[candid patio]

Shwoops

[empty frigate]

shloops

[vital marten]

My palm won’t stop itching

[vital marten]

I’m gonna punch a tree

[vital marten]

Loads of videos of this orange I’ve seen

[empty frigate]

sometimes when my skin wouldn't stop itching i would take a needle and just rip the skin out with it

[vital marten]

He always jumps the same

[burnt kite]

ok yoda

[empty frigate]

that sounds really painful but it's not

[vital marten]

I have no needles

[empty frigate]

he hasn't unlocked anymore moves

[burnt kite]

0 pattern recognition

[toxic hawk]

you want blades ? i got blades

[silk pagoda]

is there anyone looking for a skilled dev?

[burnt kite]

the desperation

[vital marten]

Your blades are like 6 foot tall and meant for killing Demi-Gods or whatever those ring carriers actually are

[toxic hawk]

They dont carry rings lou

they only have shards of a single ring

[vital marten]

But their finger is big

So the shard must be big

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/malenia-elden-ring-eyebell-gif-18311144817978554143

she's not that big

only 7'8

[vital marten]

I reckon her hand is 2x the size of my face yes

[toxic hawk]

True

the shard isnt very big

[neat moat]

7'8 too big

needs a fucking cane

[vital marten]

Lmfao

[candid patio]

Have you tried exfoliating and lotion?

Are the itchy parts scaly?

You might have eczema.

[candid patio]

Humans that tall are genuinely disabled

[quasi slate]

https://www.bmw-m.com/en/topics/magazine-article-pool/bmw-m3-gtr-need-for-speed-most-wanted.html id kill for epic games to collaborate and add this car to rocket league and fortnite

[empty frigate]

all of my parts are scaly

[neat moat]

talking to a manlet

[empty frigate]

my father is half lizard

i don't have eczema but some of my friends do

[heavy ivy]

i'm feathers but scales are cool too

[candid patio]

They have joint and circulation problems, and nothing in their world is designed for people their size which leads to all sorts of posture and other problems

My cousin is 6'8" and he has all sorts of problems that normal height people would never have to deal with

I'd rather be 4'8" than 6'8" after seeing all his struggles

[heavy ivy]

just be a 1 meter space raptor
it will fix all your problems

[neat moat]

I eat space raptors for breakfast

[candid patio]

Imagine never being able to buy shoes or pants in person

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/posted-up-baby-niche-67-six-seven-baby-giraffes-gif-16010540863875585039

[heavy ivy]

keep talking gurt, i'll believe it when i see it

[white obsidian]

Gurt is a man of stupid words

Cause all the things he says are dumb

[candid patio]

Gurt is a fish, bruh

Glub glub

[white obsidian]

Wrong thing oopsie

[heavy ivy]

mmmm protein

[white obsidian]

Too many bones

Just like me cause im just bones no meat

Besides my eyes ofc

[white obsidian]

Ive been level 12 for like 3 months

[candid patio]

I can't think of fish without thinking of what does the fox say

[candid patio]

You clearly don't yap like it's your job

When is the last time you were in here?

[vital marten]

We won’t see them again for another 3 months

[white obsidian]

Like, a month ago tbh

Ive been around a little for years

[quasi slate]

my wives

[heavy ivy]

the badge of shame requires shameful conduct to obtain

[toxic hawk]

Mine

[neat moat]

whoa you cant say shit like that bruh

thats a slur

[toxic hawk]

Gloob Glab

[burnt kite]

what did you say

[neat moat]

Land dwellers

smh

so insensitive

[spiral condor]

blub

[toxic hawk]

Get out of here Fischer

[white obsidian]

thaats true

I am too pure of heart

[heavy ivy]

ok mercury poisoning

[white obsidian]

do you think skeletons would say "stop bustin my bones" instead of "stop bustin my balls"

[neat moat]

Rock: 1
Dinosaurs: 0

[burnt kite]

rickety rickety clack

[quasi slate]

okay what is El Fail's bmi
El Clear's shoe size

[toxic hawk]

There is no way that is a known information

[white obsidian]

your mom likes my rickety rickety sack

[quasi slate]

El Clear's feet have more information than you think

[toxic hawk]

I thought the focus would be on her hand

[quasi slate]

no its always her feet

[toxic hawk]

Thats great

[neat moat]

her what now 🤨

[toxic hawk]

you wouldnt get it mouth breather

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-djmax-respect-djmax-checkmate-djmax-v-liberty-3-djmax-play-gif-2665130950317027160

He's got a cute smile

[quasi slate]

say that to his horns

[toxic hawk]

He's got horns for sure

[vital marten]

This is 100% lore accurate

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-blood-on-the-dance-floor-live-history-history-tour-gif-15097376930352262490

[near torrent]

Guys dev should add this to the map:
https://youtube.com/shorts/JLqJPJXQ-0k?si=T2YlQI3zp3UuPa5i

[spiral condor]

embed W

https://tenor.com/view/isopod-water-big-gif-25319737

[near torrent]

Should they add it?

[empty frigate]

louisville police

it would be weird

but also show the depravity of people

[near torrent]

It would be a easter egg

[empty frigate]

ik

[near torrent]

Oh wait i meant easter @empty frigate

[empty frigate]

tbf there are weirder things in game

[near torrent]

Ye

They need to add it tho. Spread the word11!!1

[plush cobalt]

PZ discussion in gen chat again.... What the hell..... I'm about to go sigma mode....

[empty frigate]

this a pz server

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck?

[empty frigate]

course there's gonna be pz outside

[meager forge]

How to get timed out in pz