general_chat

[harsh vault]

i havent heard from him since he got deported

[vague panther]

i don't have any friends from middle school anyways

also wait what

yea you know what

frick it man

yall are poopyheass

fart faces

i said it

frickin fart faces

all of you

[empty frigate]

:(

[vague panther]

frick you all and

stuff

[empty frigate]

that hurts my feelings.

explodes you with my mind

[vague panther]

god damn im so fucking bored what am i doing with my life time to jump off a half foot curb

insert gif here

😔

[empty frigate]

preach

[vague panther]

i wish i could play pz it's too bad my internet turned off

actually i wish i could get on my pc but my pc turned off

and then my light turned off

and then my door opened

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-danse-fortnite-homer-get-lucky-homer-dance-fortnite-homer-fortnite-homer-simpson-dance-gif-15317116582573360661

[vague panther]

and then it was standing there

staring at me

[spiral condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1391811239319175250.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=tetopear

[vague panther]

and then i woke up i think

[tall glen]

For Dave

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-cod-codmw-mw-gif-2494096365984209242

[vague panther]

insert gif here

[tall glen]

I gotta go do more laundry

yuck

[vague panther]

poor guy has to do chores

sorry for your loss of time

insert bunny with pocket watch pointing at it

[tall glen]

my fucking amazon shipping tracking page

ARRIVES TODAY

you fucks its 10 pm

[vague panther]

is that good or bad

[empty frigate]

bad

it was meant to show up earlier

[vague panther]

oh... sorry for your gloss...

[tall glen]

Amazon now employees its own fleet of part time delivery guys

[empty frigate]

gloss? like lip gloss?

[vague panther]

like glossiness

[tall glen]

prob uninsured or bonded

[empty frigate]

we are slaying tonight ladies and beauty queens

[vague panther]

WE?

NOSOTROS?

THERE IS NO WE

THERE IS NO YOUR HALF THERE IS ONLY ALL OF MINE

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[empty frigate]

it's all ai drones and the one with your tv got tangled in a tree

[vague panther]

is this mf doom

[empty frigate]

no, can you repeat that

there's only uhhh one beer left

rappers screaming all in our uhhhh ears like we're deaf

[vague panther]

BASICALLY, what i mean to say that there is mot we because only i have it, making it me. soy. no hablas espanol.

HOLY FUCK

DAYUMNNNN

[empty frigate]

can you explain that in dutch?

[vague panther]

insert gif here

oh uh

ARTHUR

TAHITI IS ALL MINE

[empty frigate]

i thought you said you knew spanish 🤨

[vague panther]

THERE'S NO MORE ME BUT WE NEED MORE MONEY

[empty frigate]

Por favor

[vague panther]

Ellos es stupid.

i forgot spanish for stupid

[empty frigate]

literally just estupido

[vague panther]

spanish hard as fuh dawg im such an idiot

stupidir or stupido?

okay wait

egg es estupido

[empty frigate]

cyka blyat

[vague panther]

insert gif here

don't call me a bitch

you're fart lover

[empty frigate]

🥰

fart love

[vague panther]

DIE.

JUDGEMENT

THY END IS NOW

[empty frigate]

minos prime

[vague panther]

I need to go to new blood interactive ultrakill land ong.

i wish gloomwood would like update holy fuh

i need updatesss

[empty frigate]

they have a new didy burger 🥶

[vague panther]

PLEASEEE DILLON I NEED THISSS

MY GLOOMWOOD IS KINDA UPDATELESS

insert gif here

[empty frigate]

inserts your gif here

palm on my knuckle til i wood

[vague panther]

have you played blood west

is it any good

[empty frigate]

nah

[vague panther]

darn

what about gloom

[empty frigate]

seen gameplay of it but haven't played it

[vague panther]

it's good but kinda short rn

[empty frigate]

ye

[vague panther]

like maybe 10 hours

def good thi

[empty frigate]

you should check out

uhhh

darkwood i think it's called?

[vague panther]

IM PLAYIN IT

[tall glen]

egg is your real name

Ayeron

[empty frigate]

yeah

[empty frigate]

no

[tall glen]

https://dewihargreaves.com/2020/07/18/why-arent-eggs-called-ayrenn

[empty frigate]

it's ayrenn

[tall glen]

ok

[vague panther]

darkwood is great im at silent woods rn but like im not getting far

[empty frigate]

a a ron

[vague panther]

cuz im not playing much

[empty frigate]

my real name is a secret 🤑

[vague panther]

very busy

[vague panther]

Jiovanni.

[tall glen]

Mine too

[empty frigate]

watch pytocybincsl video on it

[vague panther]

Markiplier.

[empty frigate]

your name is Youtuber

[tall glen]

lol, I wish I was Mark

[harsh vault]

no you dont

[empty frigate]

market plier

[tall glen]

gimme that mark money

[vague panther]

brotha sayin this from personal experience like he's the welcome

HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS welcome

[empty frigate]

bro think she welcome to the game 🥶

[vague panther]

welcome

[tall glen]

my name is "You Died"

This is

[vague panther]

AWW YOU'RE SO PORTUGUESE

Portuguese

[tall glen]

am too sleepy to be witty

[empty frigate]

should've been how you died

[tall glen]

yes

[candid patio]

My wife's home!

[empty frigate]

otherwise it's just this is you died

[harsh vault]

i never liked markiplier

[candid patio]

She brought me garlic bread

[vague panther]

are you guys like running off of 2 hours of sleep in 2 days

[vague panther]

...why

[onyx igloo]

market flyer

[tall glen]

"How Yood Ide"

[harsh vault]

jack was my go-to out of the three

[empty frigate]

all the way

[turbid mica]

.

[vague panther]

i thought you meant you disliked him not didn't watch him

[tall glen]

Jacks in this Dispatch game

[harsh vault]

i dont mind the guy

[onyx igloo]

me over here who watched albertsstuff

[empty frigate]

same

[vague panther]

dude flamingo was funny tho

[empty frigate]

bro used to be funny asl

[vague panther]

like back when he was hacking n shit

[tall glen]

we need someone to VA a 3 foot tall Irishman

[empty frigate]

i now watch 3fs

[vague panther]

so funny seeing kids get scared

[tall glen]

Jacky boy where are you

[onyx igloo]

3fs peak

[empty frigate]

the humble jacking septic eye

[vague panther]

personally my favorite channel to watch is

uh

uhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[empty frigate]

project moon fan

[vague panther]

let me look up a popular channel

[empty frigate]

watch balarke

[vague panther]

Ah yes Biggest Baddest Beaver

he actually kinda funny tho ngl

genuinely

[empty frigate]

yeah

[harsh vault]

who that?

[vague panther]

let me get one of his funniest

[empty frigate]

but it feels like sometimes he clip farms

purposefully dies

[vague panther]

https://youtube.com/shorts/00HfNAcOAVQ?si=MgaFg5o9xno2q4Xj

[empty frigate]

for a clip on shorts

[polar kernel]

sako my beloved

[harsh vault]

YOUR PLAYING TARKOV AND DIDNT INVITE ME?!

killing you chip

[vague panther]

tru

[polar kernel]

im running woods all day

[harsh vault]

you killed gus already?

[polar kernel]

marked key farming

dude ive killed kaban like 20 times lol

hes ez

[harsh vault]

jesus

how grindy are you this wipe

[polar kernel]

im shturman and marked farming w the sako rn

[harsh vault]

hasnt even been a month

[polar kernel]

im lvl 38

[harsh vault]

damn

when u going to invite me :3

[polar kernel]

im just doing fuck off tasks and getting stuff i need for story quests

i want the good ending

[harsh vault]

im rocking a cursed gun right now

[vague panther]

wait tarkov has endings

[harsh vault]

yes

[empty frigate]

hey chip you're one day away from a happy 1000 on this server

[harsh vault]

there is the campaign now

you can actually escape tarkov

[vague panther]

oh cool.

[harsh vault]

oh my god

[vague panther]

SAY THAY AGAIN

[empty frigate]

don't ask me how i know

[vague panther]

HOLY

[empty frigate]

guys!! we have to.... escape.... from tarkov...

im so genuinely unfunny

[oblique stream]

• Support
• Request refund
• Refund

[empty frigate]

[oblique stream]

Hope it helps

[harsh vault]

im gambling my mentality

[vague panther]

Hey man. Shut up

[harsh vault]

@oblique stream rate my gun

[oblique stream]

its an ak

[toxic relic]

you shut up bro

[empty frigate]

✅ ✅ ✅ ⚠️

[harsh vault]

a cool ak

actually whats the ergo

hang on

[vague panther]

actually genuinely good idea

ima go now guys

[harsh vault]

its 30, not bad not good

[toxic relic]

you wanna go bro?

[vague panther]

yes

[toxic relic]

step up bro

[vague panther]

i would like to leave now if i may excused

[harsh vault]

step bro

[vague panther]

is this an appropriate time to ask the favor of letting me leave?

[toxic relic]

ok bro lets fucking go

[candid patio]

i feel like dr. farty is prbably scrappy af

[vague panther]

HEY YOU BE NICE TO GIM

HE'S THE BEST MAN IVE EVER KNOWN

HE'S THE COOLEST MAN IVE EVER KNOWN

[toxic relic]

you and me bro

[empty frigate]

after about 3 years of dicking with this gerber multitool, i finally broke the spring that holds it open when you opent the pliers part

[candid patio]

how many times did you engage in non-friendly non competitive fisticuffs between the ages of 12 and 18?

[vague panther]

egg you are the youngest person alive.

[empty frigate]

actually it's been in my life longer

[empty frigate]

im 18

[toxic relic]

several

[vague panther]

i may be the youngest person alive

[toxic relic]

and older? lol

do people stop getting into shit when theyre 18

[candid patio]

how old were you the last time you engaged in fisticuffs?

[toxic relic]

2 weeks ago

[harsh vault]

last time i was in a fight i bit them

[vague panther]

kinky ass fight

[harsh vault]

i was 10

[vague panther]

why are you guys fighting

stop fricking fighting people holy

[candid patio]

i genuinely have not even engaged in friendly fisticuffs since i turned 18

[tall glen]

why does this stuff make me chuckle

[empty frigate]

everything fun starts getting called corny and annoying so you unfortunately have to stop doing it because you have to be nonchalant

[rain mango]

i think the last time i was in a fight was when i was 12

i was bullying some poor kid who just minded his own business

[candid patio]

serious?
story time?

[rain mango]

and i bullied him with my group of shitty friends

[vague panther]

this is the worst and yet most scientifically funny joke ever

[rain mango]

constantly every damn day

[toxic relic]

are you really interested haha

[empty frigate]

you're a terrible person and should feel bad.

[vague panther]

are you still like that

[empty frigate]

joking

but

[rain mango]

eventually i got too terrible

[candid patio]

lol a little. was it interesting?

[empty frigate]

i don't like bullies because i've been bullied my entire life

[rain mango]

too wrathful, even

[empty frigate]

since elementary

[rain mango]

i had control over this kid's school life and it was horrid

even my piece of shit friends were disturbed

[empty frigate]

not to traumadump 🤪🤪

[vague panther]

i feel like this dudes gonna admit he made someone commit suicide

[rain mango]

eventually i instigated a fight with him in front of the whole school

[empty frigate]

girl

did you like

[rain mango]

and just beat him down in front of everyone

[empty frigate]

ruin his life

[rain mango]

woah what the fuck no

[toxic relic]

bloke at a pub got too uppity so i decked him outside then we went fout for food

[rain mango]

i wasnt that bad

[rain mango]

principal pulled me off the poor kid

[vague panther]

you still kinda like

beat him up for no reason

[rain mango]

yeah i did

[vague panther]

that's a lil bad

[rain mango]

i own it

im not proud of it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-ryo-yamada-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-gif-gif-27152609

[empty frigate]

bro is the worst person ever 😭

[vague panther]

you should be nicer next

[candid patio]

hey i became friends with a guy who was bullying me in 7th grade

[vague panther]

time

[rain mango]

im super nice now

[empty frigate]

dude i still get bullied in school

[vague panther]

you also look very sad

[toxic relic]

i used to be a bully ahahaha

fair enough yeah

[vague panther]

don't be sad man it's not good for you

[empty frigate]

maybe it's because i never fight back lol

[rain mango]

karma kind of gave me the worst punishment ive ever received in my entire life some months later

[vague panther]

why are you guys getting bullied just don't talk to anyone

[empty frigate]

i don't try to

[candid patio]

you are such a multifaceted individual

[neat moat]

good

[empty frigate]

they bully me for doing nothing gng

[rain mango]

and after that i never bullied anyone ever again lol

[neat moat]

at least your repenting

[rain mango]

if you knew what i meant

you'd either feel bad or you wouldnt

[toxic relic]

i didnt have healthy ways to express my emotions

[empty frigate]

death in the family?

[neat moat]

I have a good idea

[vague panther]

bro that guys evil

[empty frigate]

or something other

[rain mango]

yup

suicide

[empty frigate]

damn

[vague panther]

who died

[rain mango]

father

[neat moat]

I am biased against people who were/are bullies tbf

[vague panther]

close to him or no

[empty frigate]

sorry about your loss

[vague panther]

do you think all people who take drugs are bad people

[rain mango]

i cant even get pissed

at this

i probably deserve everything i get

loll

[empty frigate]

okay

[neat moat]

I cant be too mad at you thougj evelyn so

yeah

[empty frigate]

let's change topic guys

[toxic relic]

bruh

[empty frigate]

aleo no you don't

[vague panther]

guys i have straight a's guys

are you guys proud of me

[rain mango]

dont coddle me change topic

[toxic relic]

why is the topic about school

[vague panther]

cuz school is cool

and not for nerds

[toxic relic]

you fucking children

[vague panther]

haha

[neat moat]

people who violently attack others are not the same as drug addicts

[vague panther]

help

[empty frigate]

😡

just saying

just wait until i get image perms

[toxic relic]

take drugs isnt drug addict 🤓

[vague panther]

do you think that all bullies don't have personal trauma at a young age and instead of getting proper help they try to make other ways to make amends with their poor feelings so they beat up others because it makes them feel better

[empty frigate]

most bullies are like that

[vague panther]

yeh

[empty frigate]

although some are just evil assholes

[vague panther]

most

susie

evil asshole alert

[empty frigate]

⚠️⚠️⚠️

[neat moat]

I kinda dont care really when you take it out on other people and make them suffer. At lwast with drugs youre mainly only hurting yourself

[vague panther]

no trauma trust

[empty frigate]

susie is actually the roaring knight trust

[neat moat]

sorry kid, I dont have a lot of sympathy who break the socal code and do harm onto others shrug

[vague panther]

it's flowey ff

[vague panther]

that was tuff

u do u man

[neat moat]

It isnt

I dont like people who hurt other people

[vague panther]

i don't agree with your opinion but of because situations ive been in

[neat moat]

Ok

[vague panther]

but i get what u mean

[rain mango]

how it was with me

still shouldnt have violently attacked random kids though

[empty frigate]

yeah

[toxic relic]

what if i just like hurting other people 🐔

[vague panther]

you didn't know better though

[empty frigate]

but you're changing for the better

[neat moat]

I mean if it helps Im not going to like, round them up and beat them to an inch of their lives for this

But I wont be very empathetic to their plite

[rain mango]

violently is a bit of an understatement...

[vague panther]

id be worried if that WAS something u do

[rain mango]

i used to be a fuckin goblin

[empty frigate]

[vague panther]

everytime i hesr goblin can't help but think the little green meth man

[rain mango]

LOLWUT

[vague panther]

with his blue shorts

[empty frigate]

who the fuck is the little green meth man

[neat moat]

what about mind goblins?

[toxic relic]

brah talking about "erhh yeah i was a bad guy 🤓 yeah heh you could say im an alpha" is cringe

mind gobling deez nuts lmao gottem

[rain mango]

ive always been an alpha buddy

shut up

[vague panther]

guys tell me a deafuly def of goblin

[empty frigate]

mind gobbling this delicious dessert 😋😋😋

[vague panther]

a goblin is green

always

like an ORC

but tinier

[rain mango]

alpha is an understatement for me

im an omega

fuck off beta

[neat moat]

ok squirt

[vague panther]

the corniness... holy fuh

[empty frigate]

are you part of the omegaverse

[toxic relic]

puppers save us

[empty frigate]

puppers

[vague panther]

"Fuck love" ahh statement

[toxic relic]

this conversation is too child

[empty frigate]

steer this ship back on course

we rely on you

[toxic relic]

we need to up the average age

[rain mango]

Heh

[tender igloo]

The same goes for the people that are being bullied, i understand that everyone has things going on but there are better ways to manage you issues especially in todays age where help is often available in more private ways. I get what youre saying though its complicated on both ends.

[toxic relic]

im too bored to leave but to embarrassed to read

[plush cobalt]

Can you guys please quiet down I'm trying to get some fucking sleep

[rain mango]

turn your phone off you cuck

[vague panther]

you're right. starts passing time at the same amount it is right now until about 5 years

[toxic relic]

twitter post

[plush cobalt]

What? I can do that?

[empty frigate]

sir yes sir 🫡

[neat moat]

Omar how tall are you Omar

[toxic relic]

he's 100 meters

[plush cobalt]

I'm going to make you explode with my mind

[empty frigate]

omar are you related to tomar

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-planet-of-apes-gif-17394783089235175902

@plush cobalt

[vague panther]

most kids don't get the chance cuz their parents are fucked up mentally and either ignore or abuse their kids and kids don't know how to deal with it really

[empty frigate]

tomar terror

[plush cobalt]

Lay off the 4chan before it consumes you

[rain mango]

LOL

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/tutorial-gif-10694867354396996020

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck? You can do that?

[toxic relic]

crazy right?

[plush cobalt]

Who is tomar

[neat moat]

Im beginning to wonder if this isnt a bit

[empty frigate]

i honestly hate those mfs who say like "heh, i watch gore for fun 🤓"

[vague panther]

Guys did you know if i turned my phone off. Right now. All the voices on my screen would go away.

[toxic relic]

it is haha

[neat moat]

ah ok

[empty frigate]

oney play

[plush cobalt]

Twoey play

[empty frigate]

Game

[vague panther]

gooey

[plush cobalt]

This is a strange game

[vague panther]

fooey

pooey

bluey

uhhh

pluey

[vague panther]

doody

[empty frigate]

british pikachu

[neat moat]

why do you have text to speech for discord on

[vague panther]

Hello Private Parts Reporting For Duty

[vague panther]

dawg i typed that all out 😭

[empty frigate]

I am Private Parts reportimg for Doody

[neat moat]

I was implying you have text to speech for our messages

[vague panther]

IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS?!

[vague panther]

im dumb af, not blind

[empty frigate]

You must complete a few more steps before you can talk.

[vague panther]

difference

[empty frigate]

i hate discord sometimes

[vague panther]

Voice communication is not available for this account.

[vague panther]

HOLY FUH

GUYS GUYS GYA

[empty frigate]

happy birthday

[vague panther]

that's in 6 months

little early pal

[empty frigate]

happy early birthday

[vague panther]

Thanks!

i wish there was another game like getting over it man

[empty frigate]

unhappy early birthday

[vague panther]

nothinf will ever beat that fucking fjn ass game

[neat moat]

fuck man

That shit was funny af

[vague panther]

Okay man have fun Evil Gurt

[neat moat]

HAHAHAHA

[vague panther]

LOL

[empty frigate]

it's because of the amout of pings

[vague panther]

SEND AN IMAGE OF IT

[neat moat]

joke too hot for discord

[vague panther]

oh wait

insert gif here

due the joke without the pings

[empty frigate]

that did not work

[vague panther]

LOL

WHY IS THAT FUNNIER

[empty frigate]

ignore that

[rain mango]

you guys are fat fucking chuds

[empty frigate]

im so big and gassy

[vague panther]

i genuinely have a song that i need to give to you

[rain mango]

brrrap

[empty frigate]

im slapping my big belly and farting 😂😂

[neat moat]

-nate
-Walmart
-egg
-needto sleep

[rain mango]

ew i feel disgusting im never saying that again

[rain mango]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0orOKJWxTXDrZtNadK7xzU?si=f49a13a5d1304e29

muhhh

whatever

[empty frigate]

why are you going to walmart to buy a single egg

[rain mango]

go my song recs

i love the eli vance noise

"eeehhhh"

[vague panther]

LMAO

[empty frigate]

i never use Spotify so my Spotify wrapped was empty

[vague panther]

Zombine... Get it?

insert gif here

[rain mango]

my spotify wrapped was filled with kino and other russian music

and senses fail too

[empty frigate]

listen to surf curse

now.

[rain mango]

ive heard thim

[vagrant heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-baby-exercise-workout-gif-16103601

[rain mango]

mid as fuck

[empty frigate]

🖕

[rain mango]

only good song was freaks

[vague panther]

evelyn listen that song is actually good tho

swear

trust bro

[vagrant heron]

SHIT

[empty frigate]

you're mid as fuck

[rain mango]

fuck you

[vague panther]

PISS

[rain mango]

im cute

[empty frigate]

nerd

bro think she 😇

[rain mango]

im cute and pretty

[empty frigate]

listen to stomach book then

[vague panther]

yall are not cute, insert do i look like trollface face here

[empty frigate]

fukouna girl

[rain mango]

how about you kiss my red rosy ass

[empty frigate]

bite my shiny metal ass

[rain mango]

LOL

[vague panther]

wtf became metal mairo

MAIRO.

why is that so funny im deprived

holy fuh

[empty frigate]

dude i haven't talked in so long irl my fucking voice just cracked like a bitch

[vague panther]

thanks for making me clear the throat

THE THRKAT?

MY THROAT

[empty frigate]

thsnks for clearing the throat

[vague panther]

GOD DAMN IT WHY'S IT SO FUNNY

FUCKK

[empty frigate]

go to bed brontology

[vague panther]

it's 930 dawg

😭😭😭😭

pm

[harsh vault]

@oblique stream the AKs are progressively getting worse

[empty frigate]

it's 1025 for me

[vague panther]

woah busta

[oblique stream]

Thats not an ak

[harsh vault]

it is

sadly

[harsh vault]

well

no

[vague panther]

Hey guys.

I made it to the big leauges.

[rain mango]

i hate hugs

[harsh vault]

its not a kalashnikov

[rain mango]

i hate being hugged

[harsh vault]

but

[vague panther]

Switching up on all my day ones.

[harsh vault]

its AK platform

[rain mango]

i dont wanna be locked into someone's arms and squeezed

[vague panther]

you and me be the opposite in every way man

[empty frigate]

kill whoever hugs you

[oblique stream]

hug

[rain mango]

its weird and stupid and i hate it

[vague panther]

HUGS ARE THE BEST WDYM

[rain mango]

^w^

[oblique stream]

Liar

[empty frigate]

reverse psychology

you fell for it

[rain mango]

:3

[empty frigate]

fell for it again award gif

[vague panther]

god damn it

insert gif here

[oblique stream]

If it doesn't have that iconic ak dust cover

or cannot be disassembled like ak74

then its not an ak

[rain mango]

FUCK

[oblique stream]

Get automodded

[vague panther]

ur gonna get spam timed

[echo flower]

Get AWAY FROM ME

[rain mango]

aw FUCK

[vague panther]

LMAO

[echo flower]

guys help she domestically abuses me

please

[rain mango]

yeah

[echo flower]

someone

[rain mango]

i abuse him

shh

shhhhh

[empty frigate]

an ak can run with a rubber band as a return spring

[echo flower]

PLEASE

[rain mango]

shut your beautiful mouth

[vague panther]

ok guys

[echo flower]

Nathan help me.

[vague panther]

id say get a room but i think you guys should get a house

[rain mango]

NATHAN

LOL

[vague panther]

and like

start a family

[empty frigate]

Nathaniel B

[vague panther]

that would be beautiful

[echo flower]

no bro she's abusing me

[vague panther]

😔✌️

[echo flower]

I'm hit every day

[rain mango]

yeah

[empty frigate]

good

[rain mango]

i hit him

[vague panther]

yea hit on

[echo flower]

Nathaniel do something

[rain mango]

not open palm

[vague panther]

lucky bitch

[empty frigate]

have you ever thought you deserve it

[echo flower]

I haven't actually

should I?

[vague panther]

insert gif here

[rain mango]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4J652lKSRWY2luXmJhmDP3?si=9e6433a904b143fa @echo flower this is us btw

[echo flower]

let me analyze these lyrics

[vague panther]

jay leave evelyn bro

come with me

we make house

[echo flower]

mmm

[rain mango]

are you trying to cuck me

[echo flower]

tempting

[vague panther]

we make kids

ok woah

bit too much bro

[echo flower]

sit in your chair and be quiet bro

[empty frigate]

are you all teenagers

[rain mango]

LOLOLOLOL

[tender igloo]

lol

[vague panther]

im like 1 year old so yeah

trust me man.

[echo flower]

32 and counting

[rain mango]

im crine

[vague panther]

I regret all of my messages, sorry buddy

[empty frigate]

happy birth 🥳

jay is lying

[echo flower]

its okay Nathaniel

I forgive you

[empty frigate]

bio says 5teen

[vague panther]

i forgor

[echo flower]

why are we gaskighting

[empty frigate]

haha

[vague panther]

where

[echo flower]

we're just lying now bro I'm crying

[vague panther]

oh u right

[empty frigate]

im gonna skin both of you alive

[vague panther]

ok nvm i double down

i love you jay

[echo flower]

😭❓️

[echo flower]

thanks Nathaniel

[vague panther]

np man

[echo flower]

appreciate it

love you too

[vague panther]

evelyn isn't the one dawg

me and j are

trust

[echo flower]

is this true

[vague panther]

evelyn say yes

[echo flower]

@rain mango

fend that

[empty frigate]

[vague panther]

egg why are you like such s fucking unc

18 is wild

are you in college or high school

[echo flower]

OLD ASS

[vague panther]

like fuh unch

[empty frigate]

because i was born in 2007?

[echo flower]

oh my GOSH

retire bro

[vague panther]

DAMNNN

[echo flower]

geez

oh my gosh

[empty frigate]

idk bro ask my parents why they decided to have me

[vague panther]

I was born in 200-

Holy unc 😔💔😭

[echo flower]

AND?

there's more.?

[vague panther]

There is more

[empty frigate]

im still in highschool

senior

big unc

[vague panther]

super senior

goly fuh

[echo flower]

just retire bri

[vague panther]

fr doe

[echo flower]

the coal mines don't need you anymore

[vague panther]

DAWG IM FRESH

[empty frigate]

huh

who said what

[echo flower]

yiure a year too late bro imma sophomore now

[empty frigate]

anyways

[echo flower]

I think

[vague panther]

fuh

[oblique stream]

If I had the power id ban all of you kids

[vague panther]

i feel so old my bones creak when i move genuinely

[echo flower]

ME TOO BRI

[oblique stream]

discord aint for you

[vague panther]

gonna be real i really shouldn't be here

[empty frigate]

im 18 and not a child legally

[echo flower]

oh you don't wanna know the horrors dude..

[harsh vault]

you turned 18 like 4 days ago calm down

[echo flower]

LMAO

[empty frigate]

haha i turned 18 before you

october

[vague panther]

at least i don't talk to anyone except 5 people personally, don't have snap, insta, facebook, or whatever else there is

[empty frigate]

get fucked

[echo flower]

I hate snap sm

oh my days

[vague panther]

never downloaded insta snap or tiktok

[echo flower]

idk why I still have that stupid app

protect Nathaniel at all costs bro

[vague panther]

its a flex ik shows my flimsy spogebob arms

[empty frigate]

anyways im getting tired because it's past 9 and im old and my fucking bones creak

[vague panther]

hey egg

[empty frigate]

what

[echo flower]

retire

[vague panther]

goodnight man make sure you're reborn soon ok

[echo flower]

egg how do i pay taxes

[empty frigate]

thanks twin

[vague panther]

see you bro

also

[harsh vault]

you are pretty young, enjoy the youth while it lasts

[vague panther]

never talk to me im scared of adults molesting me

[empty frigate]

ill ride above the ashes as a phoenix

[empty frigate]

i hate children personally so

[vague panther]

im child.

[echo flower]

can I send gifs

[vague panther]

so good

[echo flower]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[vague panther]

No

[empty frigate]

lile im genuinely never having kids

[echo flower]

fuck

[vague panther]

Not yet

[echo flower]

☹️

[empty frigate]

because I cant fucking stand them

[empty frigate]

thanks

[harsh vault]

ofc!

[vague panther]

watch egg in like 5 years want 4 kids

[echo flower]

You're 18 bro I'm pretty sure you're gonna change that opinion at some point

[empty frigate]

i know i should be enjoying my younger years but

[vague panther]

that would be HILARIOUS

[echo flower]

LMAO

[echo flower]

but

go on..

[empty frigate]

nah my bloodline ends with me

[vague panther]

genuinely kid haters when they have a kid all of a sudden love kids now

egg do u wnt a gf

genuinely

[empty frigate]

yeah

[echo flower]

egg are you bald

[empty frigate]

i had one but then we broke up

you sent that second message a bit too late kiddo

[vague panther]

End of the world. "FUCK LOVE" Bart Simpson Drawing

nah but fr sorry bout dat

[empty frigate]

it's all good

[vague panther]

im sure there's one

[echo flower]

hey I should dfaw

draw

[empty frigate]

it ended kinda poorly but im keeping positive abt it

[vague panther]

ya know... fish in da sea... you sleep with the fishes

allat

[echo flower]

thanks Nathaniel

[vague panther]

yea man draw

[empty frigate]

mafia boss

[echo flower]

"Plenty of people out there, you're gonna die in a lake.."

😭❓️

[vague panther]

man. there sure is a lot of aces cards that have fallen

[rain mango]

hi what happened

[vague panther]

bro missed the wedding

[echo flower]

you suck at metaphors Nathaniel

[empty frigate]

it's kinda like we're in some kinda balatro

[echo flower]

he's saying he's better for me than tou

[vague panther]

WAIT I JUST GOT IT LMAO

[echo flower]

ARE YOU SLOW

[vague panther]

IM DYING

YES

I AM

[rain mango]

"there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you're not a fish, you fucking loser."

[echo flower]

CLEARLY

[echo flower]

@empty frigate

[rain mango]

-william "bill" overbeck, 1919

[vague panther]

ima say all the girl things like STOP IM CRYING IM DEAD HELP

[empty frigate]

what if im a furry though

[vague panther]

ummm

[echo flower]

IM BLEEDING HELPPPPPPP

HELPP MEEEEE

[empty frigate]

can't furries technically have fish fursonas

[vague panther]

HEEEEELP

HEEEELP MEEEE

[rain mango]

no

[empty frigate]

actually that's a really cute idea brb

[vague panther]

FOR THROVE OF GOD HEEELP

[rain mango]

"yeah my fursona is a shark"

and its just a fucking wolf with fins

[echo flower]

MY ARM OH GOSH HELP ME

[vague panther]

something changed around here.

[rain mango]

dude embrace the furless creature

[empty frigate]

the correct term is fishsona

[echo flower]

"Yeah I have a fursona"

[oblique stream]

thats scaly tho

[vague panther]

i hate changed

[oblique stream]

not furry

[vague panther]

fuck you changed.

[mossy meadow]

what is the meaning of the orange engine symbol? my engine is at 72% condition and the car won't start

[rain mango]

hl2

[tender igloo]

means its poor condition or near that

[empty frigate]

i thought scalies were dragons and lizards

[vague panther]

hopium...

[echo flower]

engine a kaput

[empty frigate]

the engine symbol just shows what health the engine is

it's not like a real engine

[echo flower]

hro j swear it was just 10 how is it almost 12

[tender igloo]

ddio you hotwire it?

[rain mango]

i known you for about a year or two

[empty frigate]

there is no check engine light

[tender igloo]

did

[rain mango]

you known this guy for a few minutes

[mossy meadow]

no, but i have a key

[echo flower]

mmm

that's genius

[rain mango]

https://open.spotify.com/track/45glrsbYmzuSRXcQaRbSuA?si=4d77bd4dcfb04f7a

[echo flower]

why didn't I think of that

gosh

[tender igloo]

is it a vanilla car ? or modded

[vague panther]

huh

[empty frigate]

you're playing build 42?

[mossy meadow]

vanilla

yeah

are keys glitched here?

[empty frigate]

they updated the engines to show the condition of the engine

[echo flower]

yes yes cannibalism as a metaphor for love

[empty frigate]

is the car starting?

[mossy meadow]

but my engine is at 72%

[vague panther]

actually jay i know you you were chirping in my birch tree in sandpoint at halley lane 276 apt 3 since i was about 10

[mossy meadow]

no

[rain mango]

fucking hardcore

[empty frigate]

it's out of gas

[mossy meadow]

no

i have gas

[empty frigate]

the battery is dead

[echo flower]

br😭

[rain mango]

br😭

[echo flower]

charge it

[mossy meadow]

the battery showns a red symbol but i already changed it

[echo flower]

smh

[rain mango]

charge it

smh

[vague panther]

JAY DON'T IGNORE MY MESSAGE

[echo flower]

I'm gonna hurt you

[rain mango]

I'm gonna hurt you

[empty frigate]

hm

[vague panther]

whuh

[echo flower]

I am not a bird

[vague panther]

whatdddd i do

[tender igloo]

I have never come across any issues starting a vehicle when it was above 50 usually when it starts getting around like 30% or lower for me is when i start to notice issues starting it

[rain mango]

I am not a bird

[echo flower]

you can't pin this on me

[empty frigate]

red symbol indicates bad condition

[rain mango]

you can't pin this on me

[echo flower]

EVE ISTG

[vague panther]

Mods, pin this, thank you.

[rain mango]

EVE ISTG

[empty frigate]

what charge and condition is the battery on?

[tender igloo]

can you post a ss #1162438206516645948 of the vehicle mechanics

[echo flower]

@rain mango

[mossy meadow]

charge is below 10% ig

[empty frigate]

it also depends how long the vehicle sat for

batteries drain power over time just like irl

just by sitting there

[echo flower]

sit in your chair

[empty frigate]

having the car on charges it

[rain mango]

by chair he means your cuck chair

you fucking cuck

[mossy meadow]

green condition and 5% charge

[echo flower]

"Sit at the chessboard, and play with yourself"

[mossy meadow]

is that enough?

[echo flower]

EW WHAT IS THAT

[empty frigate]

5% charge is not good lol

[echo flower]

bro oops

[rain mango]

lol

LOL

HAHAHAH

buddy pinged tech support

[echo flower]

did NOT mean to ping tech support

[empty frigate]

try to find a car charger in a mechanic dhop

shop

[echo flower]

dhop

[vague panther]

coufh

[rain mango]

tech support fuck his wifi up back to the way it was a year ago

[echo flower]

NO

[rain mango]

remember jay?

[echo flower]

do Anot

[mossy meadow]

so 5% isn't enough to turn on the car?

[echo flower]

I DO

STOP

youre

You're manifesting it

enough

[rain mango]

zarp

zarp larper

[echo flower]

☹️

[mossy meadow]

i'm gonna try to find a new battery i guess

[vague panther]

bro is an alien

ok then

[bronze moat]

Green = good, orange = bad red = near broken.

Colors get deeper and darker color as damage goes up

[echo flower]

welcome to earth

[empty frigate]

if it's not turning over then probably not

as long as everything else is good

[vague panther]

BEO PINGED WEONG MESSAGE LOKL

[mossy meadow]

i checked gas, condition and battery

my only clue is the charge

[rain mango]

We Love The Earth

[echo flower]

nono I meant it

[rain mango]

It Is Our Planet

[last spoke]

Yamato called me "Fat Dog" for this

Babe you're the one filling my bowl

[rain mango]

We Love The Earth

It Is Our Home

[echo flower]

we

[empty frigate]

cars also take a few turns to turn over sometimes

[echo flower]

I'm from Europa bro

[empty frigate]

especially if the engine condition is low

[rain mango]

no the fuck you're not

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-epic-homies-gif-9521752892117213032

[vague panther]

Nosotros no bueno Earth.

[echo flower]

silence

[rain mango]

you are in no way shape or form european @echo flower

you're fucking canadian

[vague panther]

HAH

[mossy meadow]

at 72% engine it should be fast right?

[vague panther]

AYE MATEEE

THANK YOUE MATEEE

[echo flower]

Europa (A planet)
Europe (A Continent)

[vague panther]

argartha

[rain mango]

syrup guzzling canadoid

[vague panther]

SHE SAID

[echo flower]

I hate you guys

[vague panther]

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

[rain mango]

no

he does not

[vague panther]

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND UP OVER

[echo flower]

WAKE UO

[rain mango]

cuck.

[vague panther]

guys what's a cuck

[echo flower]

Agatha is just 1939 causers of ww2 people propaganda

[vague panther]

guys im scared

[echo flower]

Idk actually

[vague panther]

EVELYN

[echo flower]

I know it has to do with chairs tho

[vague panther]

HAVEYOU BEEN SAYING THAT TO HIM THIS ENTIRE TIME

[empty frigate]

sweet jesus above

[rain mango]

a guy who gets off to watching his lover be fucked by some other man

[vague panther]

HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD

dawg i already knew

[echo flower]

OH

[vague panther]

i was fucking being sarcastic

[echo flower]

I KINEA FORGOT

[rain mango]

yeah after you guys all called me a cuck behind my back

[vague panther]

WAIT ANOTHER MAN

I THOUGHT IT WAS A WOMAN

[echo flower]

guys is anyone else having a great day

[vague panther]

Hey. I didn't do that. Whore

[rain mango]

not you

[echo flower]

😭❓️

[rain mango]

a specific someone

@echo flower

[empty frigate]

my dog shit on the floor and it's cold as fuck outside

[vague panther]

nah

[rain mango]

@echo flower @#jay

fuck

[echo flower]

#jay

[empty frigate]

i have no jacket

[echo flower]

dumbass

[rain mango]

fuck you you're 5'2

unironically

[echo flower]

I'm 5'10

IM 5'10

HEY

[rain mango]

high fiving mfs under 5'11

[echo flower]

do NOT spread lies

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-snow-birthday-gif-13406608018382346151

[echo flower]

why are you