general_chat

[oblique stream]

no he just got a 100% coupon for the gun

[toxic relic]

oh ok as long as he didnt do anything illegal

[lilac quarry]

thankful that's not a glock the way it fell facing the cashier, would've turned his stomach to smithereens

[oblique stream]

Thankful thats not sig*

https://youtu.be/hsljmVh-GFQ

[harsh vault]

i coincidentally saw this earlier today

[simple bear]

god

i had to be trained on it

[harsh vault]

dont you guys use the M17

[simple bear]

the holster we were given takes off the safety when u draw

[harsh vault]

the other dangerous one

[simple bear]

Fairly certain m18

[harsh vault]

even worse

have fun

[oblique stream]

No i use Makarov with spetsnaz holder

[harsh vault]

wanna know a fun fact bryk?

[simple bear]

i got my sharpshooter ribbon tho 🤓

yesss?

[oblique stream]

to tactically shoot myself in the leg

[harsh vault]

the canadian armies service pistol is a P320, but the army basically threatened sig to let them change it their way so it doesnt misfire

[simple bear]

black powder pistols safer than ts

https://tenor.com/view/eoka-pistol-rust-gun-handcannon-gif-16847220266763571458

[harsh vault]

2 years ago the service pistol was a browning hi-point which i wish they kept

more reliable

it has been in service since WW2 but if it lasted this long it means its good

[simple bear]

Bring back the

1911

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[neon bramble]

bring back the colt walker

[oblique stream]

Each slav knows how to make a more reliable gun

than sig p320

[neon bramble]

the big boy up top

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/landstad-magazine-revolver-mechanism-forgotten-weapons-gif-16325779633786156895

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724645044547485718/1269005306516738088/6c9c9f3f12f72d9e14b784d9ad22433d.gif

[neon bramble]

4.5 lb unloaded lmao

[empty frigate]

youth of the nation goated song

[harsh vault]

a real egg

[languid meadow]

eggs and bacon

[empty frigate]

project zomboid egg emoji when

[pale berry]

Why couldn't I have this gif when I first showed this revolver

Damn you

Guess THIS rifle

[empty frigate]

rifle

[twin bear]

Yeah that guy

[oblique stream]

So be cool Ray

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/space-tim-curry-gif-7935778

[oblique stream]

yawn

red alert

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-missile-ready-red-alert-2-nuclear-missile-silo-yuri-revenge-gif-77431568473771817

[vital marten]

curved

[oblique stream]

Who wants to play in an alternative universe with overused commies vs democrats trope

if you can play a terrorism organization

[neon bramble]

I love tunnel warfare raaaah

[white obsidian]

warhammer fans

[vital marten]

since the 10k coin theft incident I've improved relations in the area...

[toxic relic]

semine?

[oblique stream]

Oh thats not commies vs democrats

[toxic relic]

see mine nuts lmao gottem

[oblique stream]

thats just racism

[toxic relic]

its balkan simulator

[neon bramble]

I like the old tau

when they were actually naive and good

[oblique stream]

commercial racism

to sell dumb figurines

[neon bramble]

refreshing in the setting

[toxic relic]

crazy

commercial racism lmao

[neon bramble]

that does work lmao

[oblique stream]

I remember playing it during the February unrest

[neon bramble]

they make the real money from plastic crack

[oblique stream]

and leveling my city as a mob of peasants

[toxic relic]

👴 ye old days

[toxic relic]

training

[oblique stream]

crap*

[neat moat]

warhammer fantasy is better

[neon bramble]

TRUE

[neat moat]

there are actual characters instead of characters (my emphasis doesnt translate over text)

[neon bramble]

gunpla vs whatever the fuck GW is doing

clearly labeled and ordered as it should be, thank you japan

pricing aside

[last spoke]

"Surely she won't press F this time"

[neon bramble]

60$ for a squad when you need half a dozen of these for an army

[last spoke]

"Surely she won't press F THIS time!"

[oblique stream]

Warhammer lore is just racism

Warhammer gameplay is

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-credit-card-debit-card-debit-gif-27376677

[neon bramble]

and 40k has a serious what you see is what you get policy so if you want heavy weapons in that squad

gotta buy the upgrades kit

and a micron of third party accessories will get you executed for treason

[neat moat]

its so fucking lame

they keep recycling the same 3 jokes

trench crusade looks more promising

[neon bramble]

I hate the no proxies policy

[neat moat]

Oh thats for official terminates and some groups only

most people dgaf

[oblique stream]

Helldivers fans and Warhammer fans have the one joke

[neat moat]

If I was to ever play table top id only use cardboard cutouts. Here for the game not the stupid toys

[neon bramble]

ye

[oblique stream]

haha space and clancker racism

isnt it funny

[neon bramble]

I use meme proxies a lot

[neat moat]

Eh, proxies can be annoying cus its hard to keep track of stuff

[toxic relic]

can i get us, qatar and uae to start a proxy war through imperium

[oblique stream]

buy our garbage guy, you love racism right? right.

[neon bramble]

depends on the scale

classic battletech (cbt) usually has 4v4

[neat moat]

wdym through imperium

[toxic relic]

im not really a fan of "yo look at our space fascism simulator you play as the bad guys but at least we know we're bad right"

[toxic relic]

with imperium

[neon bramble]

yeah sure just make a portal to hell

[toxic relic]

on it bro

[neon bramble]

I love battletech's clanners it takes the honordumb warrior culture to an extreme

[neat moat]

The only benift of those games is it makes a lot pf people go mask off

[toxic relic]

why is that a benefit

[neon bramble]

due to their culture you can repeatedly, on their honor compel them to walk into your ambush time and time again

[onyx igloo]

Can you grab a couple bottles of the gas station hotsauce from down there

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

The one called ass emulsifier or something

[neon bramble]

and politely handicap themelves to suit your needs, again compelled to do so on their honor

[neat moat]

shows you who to avoid "Oh yeah I LOVE warhammer 40k, the imperoum are the good guys-" chud

easy to spot them

[toxic relic]

Battle of the Teutoburg Forest moment

[toxic relic]

these people need to be shamed brah

[neon bramble]

even worse

[neat moat]

they do

[neon bramble]

they know it's an ambush but due to extreme hubris

[neat moat]

Unfortunate Im not a big fan of battle tech

mechs dont do it for me

[neon bramble]

they agreed to a 10 year armistice and to swear they will not advance past their existing gains up to that point

[onyx igloo]

give me battle lance

i will win

[neat moat]

stink que the man playing in the bathtub

[toxic relic]

playing with my toys

[neat moat]

this is you and your battletech

[toxic relic]

i bought new lego technic

[onyx igloo]

Napoleon?

[neat moat]

no

[toxic relic]

lego champions f1 the new mclauren

[oblique stream]

peak

[toxic relic]

thank you brother

i enjoy construction toys

[neat moat]

Btw why is Megatron in the Bible

Like we have a giant fucking deception for no reason

[toxic relic]

because he's the fallen angel

[white obsidian]

why not bro

optimus prime is there too

[toxic relic]

i do enjoy f1 which is crazy

[neat moat]

Megatron did nothing wrong

[white obsidian]

did you not see the part in the bible where god was like "theres the father the son the holyspirit and also bumblebee lmao"

[neat moat]

he is the people's champion

[toxic relic]

you're right bro

megatron is the real goat

[white obsidian]

its like Schmidley 11:15

I think is the verse

[toxic relic]

bumblebee sucks

idk why people fuck with him

[white obsidian]

you suck

[toxic relic]

suck deez nuts bro

he's lame

and annoying in gen1

[neat moat]

cus he pisses on people

[stone meadow]

he was a cool car

[stone meadow]

thats fartfaces default mode

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-bumblebee-peeing-bumblebee-bumblebee-pee-piss-gif-3196510318214071153

[toxic relic]

im a man of the people

[stone meadow]

what did michael bay mean by this

[white obsidian]

hes just like me

[neat moat]

Estinguish the flames of corporate greed

[toxic relic]

bumblebee is annoying and childish. in gen 1 he was a loser plant for kids and the same in tfone and in the bayverse he's a fucking bum

[harsh vault]

ghoti

[neat moat]

but he peed on a fed

[harsh vault]

are you free yet

[toxic relic]

he is a fed brother

autobots are the og narcs

[neat moat]

fed on fed crime

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/erb-epic-rap-battles-of-history-michael-bay-michael-bay-erb-rap-battle-gif-5752330110740827573

[onyx igloo]

No

[harsh vault]

oh

[onyx igloo]

He is 20$ at the pet store

[frail shadow]

the autobots are kinda evil but i’ll let it slide because optimus is cool

[toxic relic]

how is he cool

[neat moat]

its the gay cat man

[toxic relic]

bayverse optimus is a chud

[onyx igloo]

Here
The pet store is here
Give me 20$

[neat moat]

well half gay

[harsh vault]

ghotii

[onyx igloo]

so bisexual

[neat moat]

half man

[toxic relic]

he even krills people which is against his code

[frail shadow]

how is optimus prime NOT cool

[harsh vault]

ghoti how are you doing

[neat moat]

Hes so fucking lame

[onyx igloo]

wait half gay half man

[toxic relic]

yawn megatronous prime is better

[neat moat]

he doesnt even look cool

[harsh vault]

aw fine

[onyx igloo]

is gay its own species

[toxic relic]

bludgeon is better

tarn is better

even prowler is more interesting

[neat moat]

the prowler kinda just dies

[toxic relic]

shockwave killed optimus like nothing in the idw comics

optimus was just made to be a martyr

[frail shadow]

i get you have to name other characters besides the main one so people know youre oh so into the franchise but damn

optimus is cool

[toxic relic]

thats not what im doing

[neat moat]

stink is a nerd for this shit

this is his bolder

[oblique stream]

peak

[toxic relic]

he's just not cool, maybe he's cool if all you know is the bayverse movies

[oblique stream]

lacks adverts tho

[onyx igloo]

i dont know anything about transformers but the semi truck guy is cool

[frail shadow]

he is cool, thank you

[toxic relic]

semi truck guy

[oblique stream]

iirc real f1 has a lot of adverts

[onyx igloo]

is he not a semi truck and a guy

[toxic relic]

real

visa mastercard team

[neat moat]

let us not forget transformers only existed to sell toys

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[toxic relic]

all the cars are ubersponsored either by big corpo or russian/oil country oligarchs

[frail shadow]

I don’t know i like the camaro

[toxic relic]

russian/oil country/north american

[oblique stream]

or redbull

[toxic relic]

yeah no shit bro

i was raised with transformers though

[onyx igloo]

so did garfield

[neat moat]

I am convinced people only drink energy drinks cus of social conditioning

what

[onyx igloo]

garfield existed to sell things

[frail shadow]

i like garfield more than transformers

[onyx igloo]

i like top gear

[toxic relic]

top gear is peak

[neat moat]

Garfield was a comic strip originally what are you talking about

[toxic relic]

the grand tour was kind of sad though haha

sad like pathetic

[oblique stream]

welcome to bottom gear

[onyx igloo]

you should see how much garfield products there are

[oblique stream]

Today Hammond gets shot by Russian border police

[frail shadow]

it definitely wasnt as charming

[toxic relic]

theyre just old and dated now

should just retire

[frail shadow]

Jeremy Clarkson is just kind of a weirdo

[onyx igloo]

Have you guys watched Kreosan

[frail shadow]

James May is the funniest one

[neat moat]

Ok but did those come before or after it became popular?

[toxic relic]

didnt he get arrested

[oblique stream]

James gets arrested for breaking laws of physics

[onyx igloo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield

[oblique stream]

And Jeremy gets in debt for not owning a tv license

[toxic relic]

clarkson gets sent to a labour camp in saudi for speaking out against the latest megaproject in the middle of the desert

[onyx igloo]

The quote was "to be a highly marketable charavter"

[oblique stream]

🗣️

[oblique stream]

I prefer Garfield - Garfield over the original

[toxic relic]

wdym bro skiing in the tabuk province is real

[onyx igloo]

Heres the quote btw

[toxic relic]

damn seans 🤓

i respect it

[toxic relic]

i take my checks to the bank and i sign em with my nutz

erb is poetry

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1446023613798158346/demoman.jpg?ex=693279ef&is=6931286f&hm=85c6e5ce875674dadfeb64f8daa46d40dc9b0b2cbaad3c08cd8b418f62380b9c&

Tem fotress to

[neat moat]

I see, but I did explicitly said to sell toys so I can see the misunderstanding

[toxic relic]

bro capitulated

[onyx igloo]

Do you ever feel too aware and realize everything has been going to shit for a while

[neat moat]

Yeah

I cant wim them all shrug

[toxic relic]

i never liked garfield

whats so appealing about it

[neat moat]

has anyone really?

[toxic relic]

i dont know

[neon bramble]

garfield is just an asshole

[onyx igloo]

i liked Peanuts

[toxic relic]

ive not consumed much information about garfield

[neon bramble]

the entitled kind

[onyx igloo]

The show

[neat moat]

Why do people like assholws

[onyx igloo]

And comic strip

[toxic relic]

i can tell you why i like assholes

[onyx igloo]

Well I'm not sure I can tell you here

[neon bramble]

3rd act breakdown is fun

but garfield does not really suffer for his assholery

[neat moat]

no stink

Id rather you didn't

[toxic relic]

im an honest man

would be crazy if i did say something about it here

[neat moat]

Don't temp fate

[onyx igloo]

Is it really?

[toxic relic]

terrible post

tumblr type humour

[onyx igloo]

Thank you I try.

[twin bear]

Would spess run on a 7 yr old office laptop u think

[toxic relic]

yes

[twin bear]

I could play it at work

Good

[toxic relic]

you just need a solid wifi connection

[neat moat]

how about this one

[twin bear]

Imma install it on the managers laptop since he said I could put games on it lmao

[onyx igloo]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i game on company time

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

what didnt you ask

[frail shadow]

you’re a miserable old man

no fun allowed

[neat moat]

give us one then stink

[toxic relic]

im very happy rn

[toxic relic]

hm

i dont think its allowed here

[neat moat]

unfortunate

[toxic relic]

yeah its definitely not

[onyx igloo]

Dude I wanna go back to this park in Louisiana

Had coffee and stared at nature

Peak

[twin bear]

Anything but snowy city environment

The slush

🥀

[charred lion]

gonna put this sign outside my campus library

[onyx igloo]

I have slush in a suburb environment with ugly weather

[twin bear]

Rim guy

[charred lion]

no body of water nearby

[twin bear]

Real

[onyx igloo]

This suburb is also surrounded by farmland and equipment lmao

And balkan style roads

[twin bear]

It's a small town here mostly cattle or smth iirc

Lumber I think is smth done around here often but not nearby the town per say

P much everywhere tho there's a ton of lumber

[onyx igloo]

For some reason I have like 5 gas stations

Alot of them are in walking distance to eachother

[toxic relic]

fiction

you cant get balkan roads outside of the dacian lands

[onyx igloo]

i said style

[twin bear]

Gas station foods galore prolly got the greasy pizza too

[onyx igloo]

it is mimicking the balkan roads

[toxic relic]

they were built for us by the ostrogoths

[onyx igloo]

not perfectly imitating

[toxic relic]

weak

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-look-what-they-need-to-mimic-a-fraction-of-our-power-gif-25672186

[onyx igloo]

thats alot of things here

[toxic relic]

true i piss on a roman aqueduct thats several times older than the usa as a country

frail minds, weak spirits

[onyx igloo]

the us is just kind of

[toxic relic]

shouldve let the true pre colonial chads cement the northern metropolises and trade routes

[onyx igloo]

British the 2nd

[onyx igloo]

I wouldnt mind seeing how this wouldve looked

Also imagine the original more germanic english

[toxic relic]

chad black hawk vs chud "pioneers"

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[toxic relic]

the black hawk war?

americans dont even learn about america

[harsh vault]

which one

[toxic relic]

pre colonial NA [and south america] was peak bro

[toxic relic]

wdym which one

[harsh vault]

the somalian one or the kuwait one

[toxic relic]

what

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hawk_War

[harsh vault]

oh the black hawk war

i thought you meant the helicopter

im too eepy for this

[toxic relic]

bruh

[harsh vault]

dont bruh me

or else

[onyx igloo]

Oh

Thank you

[toxic relic]

you know abraham lincoln fought in that

im sure you can deduce for whom and what he fought

[hoary hamlet]

runs past

[onyx igloo]

i feel like abraham lincoln is talked too highly of at times

[toxic relic]

you mean before the french fucked it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbNovjvjqt8

theres a lot of sources online bro haha

[onyx igloo]

that sounds very cool

[toxic relic]

🙏 normans wouldve never been here if we had just let the huns take the franks

[onyx igloo]

why did we replace it

fuckers replaced cool english

[toxic relic]

charlamagne is the catalyst for the modern western/eastern europe divide

[toxic relic]

normans bro just like i said

[onyx igloo]

thats annoying

[toxic relic]

much more complex than that hahah but you could say that after the invasion and the "replacement" of the anglo royal line with a french one as well as replacing old english with french in nobility it gradually moved down and mixed to eventually, alongside other evolutions, become modern english

[toxic relic]

anglos deserved it

man i hate that part of history

and the gaul-romans

[onyx igloo]

oh yeah

i think i read about those awhile ago

[toxic relic]

the gaul-romans fucked the goths and the huns then they fucked over each other

and then the anglos bulldozed the island of the uk with the help of rome

uk lore went downhill ever since

what does the water mean we may never know

[onyx igloo]

Remember the roman hellfire fuel

They'd launch it at enemy ships, and it would set fire stronger as water was poured on it

[toxic relic]

greek fire

[onyx igloo]

Yeah

We still dont know how they make it

[toxic relic]

classic roman: steal a greek thing and make it theirs

[onyx igloo]

classic human: steal from another human and make it their own

[empty frigate]

classic corporation: make a game 90 dollars

400 terabyte install

mb that was not relevant

[white obsidian]

meanwhile helldivers

somehow shaving 131 GB off their game and it works fine?

Good job

[toxic relic]

are you praising that

[white obsidian]

yea

[toxic relic]

why lol

[white obsidian]

cause now its 131 GB smaller

[toxic relic]

they released a game with an overinflated gb size

then only changed it when enough people complained

[toxic relic]

im sure youll get a lot of mileage out of that image

[white obsidian]

im thinking the same thing

I still havent got around to gold staking balatro, wretched cursed game

i beat orange stake then never played again

[livid notch]

Better late than never

[toxic hawk]

Curse

[languid meadow]

Yep

[spice arrow]

Cod would never

[toxic hawk]

I dont understand the one reborn

He's so weird

[livid notch]

Who's that

I skipped through all the lore and dialouges in Bloodborne

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-the-one-reborn-weekend-greeting-picmix-gif-362398654930825675

[livid notch]

Fuck this boss

[toxic hawk]

Is there a si gle boss you like lmao

[livid notch]

The first hunter

And cleric beast and father something

[toxic hawk]

The first two bosses

And the final boss

That's it

[oblique stream]

Balatro gold stake

Peak 5 hours wasted

[forest venture]

I'm not surprised, but of all the games, this one is the most surprising to have gooner mods

[oblique stream]

Where there are mods

there are goons

[forest venture]

I know but like

There's way more than I thought there'd be

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/gerhman-bloodborne-gif-12785445493849017019

[oblique stream]

and zomboid had existed long and successfully enough for it to happen

[forest venture]

Worst part is that most of them are way too detailed imo

[burnt kite]

fuck you, DIE MOTHERFUCKER

[neon bramble]

its best you dont look at them too closely

[forest venture]

This is a game with a very intentional low poly look, feels jarring to see very high detail outfits and models just hanging around

[oblique stream]

I mod therefore I goon

• Decart

[neon bramble]

ah I thought you were just talkin about the gooner mods

thats just normal in modding in general

[spice arrow]

Completionist++ is a mad man's game

[oblique stream]

Not really

Oh wait

[forest venture]

I mostly am, but atp it's a general gripe of pz modding in general

[toxic hawk]

Lor goony mods

[oblique stream]

do you need a random seed for goldstake to count?

[forest venture]

same reason I'm very picky over gun mods too

[spice arrow]

You need unseeded for anything to count as far as i remember

[oblique stream]

If yes then it is crazy

[neon bramble]

nah artstyle clashing happens all the time

[oblique stream]

Achievements you can do seeded

[forest venture]

Way too many look like they're ripped straight from the latest COD while everything else is ps1 graphics

[neon bramble]

fo4 actually has that problem

[oblique stream]

And I dont think there are explicit mentions of unseeded requirements for gold stake

[forest venture]

It has it the absolute worst

[oblique stream]

Otherwise it's just a lottery

[forest venture]

both for gooner mods and unreasonably high detailed weapon mods

looking for anything that isn't either on nexus is trying to find the city of el dorado

[spice arrow]

Nah it has to be unseeded

[neon bramble]

I would say skyrim has that distinction

[oblique stream]

Honestly the only jokers Id hate to do goldstake is flower pot

[neon bramble]

fo4 is a shadow of skyrim modding

[oblique stream]

And ritual dagger

[forest venture]

skyrim just has gooner mods

fallout 4 has to deal with annoying gun nerds too

[oblique stream]

Mainly because of spite

And flower pot is trash

[forest venture]

who, by the way imo, are far worse

[spice arrow]

Flower pot is a wild card build thing

[oblique stream]

unless you go for a weird all wildcard

[spice arrow]

But ancient joker beats it by a mile and more

[oblique stream]

But why

Exactly

and you can just

convert all cards to one suit

[spice arrow]

Honestly you better get some natural negatives when doing gold stake

[oblique stream]

and have free ancient joker run

[spice arrow]

Cause you can carry them to ante 8 even if they're useless

[oblique stream]

Oh I had 2 natural negatives once

[spice arrow]

It's not like idol, the suit changes every round randomly

[oblique stream]

And threw a run at ante 8

[forest venture]

I'm shocked I can't even find a basic shawl

[spice arrow]

I learned that the hard way

[oblique stream]

It isnt???

[forest venture]

has no one serious modded one in?

[oblique stream]

I never liked ancient joker anyway

[spice arrow]

Yeah

[oblique stream]

In bloodstone we trust

[spice arrow]

I would think idol is the rare joker instead

[languid meadow]

One of those dam guns is a literal dam ceral box

[neon bramble]

I havent modded lor yet

[oblique stream]

Idol is hard to get going tho

[spice arrow]

But idol does need insane deck fixing

[oblique stream]

Yea

[forest venture]

don't care, I'm not downloading one of the 80,000 AR-15 gun mods

[neon bramble]

I'm mostly in it for the story

[burnt kite]

вазелиновое дрысло

баэум

[neon bramble]

dont think fanon can match pmoon in cooking

[languid meadow]

Lots of goon mods for fallout 4 dats fer sure

[oblique stream]

One extra card in your deck

and your run is over

[forest venture]

"oh but it's not out of place in fallout 1!!!" are we in fallout 1??? no, we're in fallout 4, it's very much retro 50s styled, so stick to it bastard

[oblique stream]

Baron is extremely easy to snowball

[forest venture]

at the very least make it look like a Vietnam M16

[spice arrow]

Honestly ancient joker should work like idol but for suits

Cause that shit is trash as a rare

[languid meadow]

Ya well make a dam list of crap to download problem solved

[forest venture]

If I see one more Hk-416 looking ass knock off I'm gonna lose it

[oblique stream]

Yea

Wild cards should be also buffed

they already suck

But good chunk of bossblinds outright disable them

making them completely useless

Imo they shouldn't be disabled by bossblinds

[oblique stream]

And we have ancient joker at home

[cedar bolt]

gənɛʁäl_čhɑť

[oblique stream]

1/200 chance to get 1.5 mult 🔥

Ive had more lucky cards give me money in a row

than 1 bloodstone successfully giving me mult for every card

tbh balatro is about 5 hours of hitting your head against the wall till jimbo blesses you

[languid meadow]

Looks like a rock

[oblique stream]

it's a stone

[rotund sleet]

Copper

Looks more like copper

[oblique stream]

that's how solid snake turned into a liquid

[spice arrow]

My dream run is getting 4 negative oops with a lucky card build

[oblique stream]

In lucky cards I believe

90% of lucky card runs stop right before 5x +20 mult +20$

[spice arrow]

It's basically a good go to before you have to rely on glass cards

[oblique stream]

or baron

with steel kings

[spice arrow]

Flush five though

Always fun but it doesnt score the same as baron mime for me

[oblique stream]

My dream build is hacker lucky cat wee jocker

with deck of lucky 2s with red seal

can even add in the bloodstone with all sixes

[burnt kite]

I do not fix the deck, I do not restart the run, I play with what I have, and if I don't win, I lose

[oblique stream]

but high ante runs is not something you should be looking to in balatro tbh

[oblique stream]

and then I complain on forums about the plant

[burnt kite]

plant rarely actually caused any issues in my experience

[spice arrow]

I just go modded for that

At some point i managed to run a flush five baron mime build

Cause negative baron

[oblique stream]

on gold stake that is*

white stake you can force any build

if you know what you're doing

[spice arrow]

Yeah

[livid notch]

Listen I rushed the main bosses

I barely touched the optional ones

[empty frigate]

memories broken, the truth goes unspoken

[rotund sleet]

My legs are broken, kneecaps are stolen

[languid meadow]

What kneecaps?

[rotund sleet]

Kneecaps

[languid meadow]

Who needs em lol

[rotund sleet]

Joe

[languid meadow]

Sleepy Joe

[rotund sleet]

No, you dumdun

Joe Swanson

[oblique stream]

joe father

[young kelp]

[oblique stream]

after im done

[languid meadow]

Who?

[rotund sleet]

Joe mama.

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1329136183921344648/freeze-2.gif

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-yi-nine-sols-yi-turning-head-blink-gif-17933340081818040417

[languid meadow]

I’m just acting dumb u know that right?

[young kelp]

This terraria mod is neat
A certain accessory has multiple variants depending on a certain factor

said factor is already decided on player creation

therefore you cannot get the other variants of the accessory

on the same character

this is the first time I've seen something like this

element + shape of the accessory provides different effects

so RNG already started the moment the character is made

and you can't find out early what you get unless you bring the item from an existing world or spawn it in

some of the effects are pretty decent as well

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

El Fail is under control

Appearently combining the letters hints at something big coming out and the community thinks its the super kaiju from Clear's arm @toxic hawk

If thats true the last time that Sin escaped was like 7 years ago

Jörmungandr

[rotund sleet]

Yes.

[karmic jetty]

my youth is still burning bright 👴

[harsh vault]

liar

[karmic jetty]

[stone meadow]

christmas pfp time?

[karmic jetty]

YOOO

ur OLD

[stone meadow]

i just love the 80s

[karmic jetty]

u still have that jolly pfp

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-vice-city-gta-grand-theft-auto-video-game-gif-17774624

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-posting-jolly-cat-christmas-this-cat-looks-at-jolly-people-gif-4925436984769801382

[toxic hawk]

Mf tha t s not optional

[livid notch]

Cleric beast is optional

Father and first hunters aren't

[rotund sleet]

Ok

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-jolly-jolly-posting-gift-present-gif-10306701946807322832

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jollyposting-jolly-cyberpunk-jolly-cyber-punk-jolly-gif-12095965608848027

[stone meadow]

my favourite part of the christmas season is the jollyfied memes

[quasi slate]

I got 19

[karmic jetty]

i love jolly memes

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-the-jerma985-dollhouse-that-yoinky-sploinky-dance-gif-1100649377889568604

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-jerma-jerma985-jerma-sparkle-on-jerma-christmas-gif-27266188

[toxic hawk]

Yeah but reborn isnt

[livid notch]

Yeah

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-posting-jolly-christmas-merry-ltg-gif-18217581716871329871

[harsh vault]

why we being so jolly

[toxic hawk]

Fnaf level of lore mining

[toxic hawk]

Still gonna make that demented old man kill me

[harsh vault]

ltg is not old

[toxic hawk]

Im out this bitch

Fuck these weird furry monsters

And those tentacles

[harsh vault]

what?

[livid notch]

We are talking Bloodborne floof

[harsh vault]

oh

[toxic hawk]

45 insight

I hate it here

Leveling blodtinge

For guns

[harsh vault]

i dont know anything about bloodborne

[livid notch]

Can you see those big monsters latched unto buildings yet?

[oblique stream]

grandpa frogski

[quasi slate]

There are rumors that it could also mean Clear merging with the Kaiju becoming the hidden Big breasted character with thick thighs in the teaser

Others are thinking Fail might noe be so lucky like she was in Maximum

https://youtu.be/vpYm2M2l13I?si=6J88Oq_phmKrWDe_ @toxic hawk clear and fail's mom new teaser

[karmic jetty]

ah so jolly

i have tinfoil under my jolly hat

[toxic hawk]

Yeah. What the fuck is that

[livid notch]

Idk

[toxic hawk]

A very apt description

[rotund sleet]

Ajxnnxns

Im dying

[rotund sleet]

Why is cat there

[karmic jetty]

bigpoo

[harsh vault]

ur a bigpoo

[rotund sleet]

You're pisser

[harsh vault]

you bet

[rotund sleet]

Im gambler

[harsh vault]

gambler

[rotund sleet]

Gambling 24/7

[harsh vault]

wouldnt relate

i dont partake in gambling

[rotund sleet]

Gamble

Do it

[harsh vault]

im okay

[harsh vault]

are you scared of your own country

[toxic hawk]

Are you

[harsh vault]

no

its pretty boring

nothing ever happens

[livid notch]

Why can't I hit face stabs while I play spy

My ping is 120 too

[toxic hawk]

Because you suck

[livid notch]

Suck Deez nuts

Gottem

[harsh vault]

i like cashews

[toxic hawk]

Ca chew on deez.nuts

[harsh vault]

if you insist

i not complaining

[toxic hawk]

I do not

[harsh vault]

hey ur the one who threatened me

[toxic hawk]

I didn't

[harsh vault]

i know

wrong wording

you the one who offered

[toxic hawk]

I retract my consent

[harsh vault]

wow

[rotund sleet]

See you on October 23 2077

[harsh vault]

i will probably be dead by then

[rotund sleet]

Ok

🆗

[harsh vault]

ya

[pseudo flicker]

Hi

[tall glen]

I agree

wait what are we talking about

Floof is immortal

[harsh vault]

i wish

[last spoke]

I cooked
Literally

That sauce was actually so nice though

[harsh vault]

is that salisbury steak

[last spoke]

Porterhouse

[harsh vault]

it looks good

[plush cobalt]

Close! Those are carrots

[harsh vault]

omar get out

go home!

[plush cobalt]

I am home

[last spoke]

It's literally just regular steak

[karmic jetty]

i home im zerol

i ruined it

typo

[last spoke]

Yeah, chalked that one

[harsh vault]

welcome home!

[stone meadow]

salisbury steak sounds tasty but it isnt even a steak

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-gif-5321230380667608340

[tall glen]

make it with steak then

zerol doesnt exist anymore

[tall glen]

I actually made meatloaf peas and mashed potatos

same same, but different

[last spoke]

Our father is on a keto diet so we weren't able to do mash unfortunately

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

[atomic forum]

I like carbs too much for keto

My skin is probably made from starch at this point

[young kelp]

crispy

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/martincitopants-dvt-deepveinthrombosis-gif-24310990

[livid notch]

https://youtu.be/3cnoFuBxaKo?si=u2fSz8JCisB_0Rc_

Jon making me want to try spy a little longer

[toxic hawk]

Spy has a gun because it does a lot of damage

Diamondback

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/yoru-csm-yoru-america-asa-chainsawman-gif-18223815713303426721

Hear me out

Denji will accidentally kill both asa and yoru because fujimoto is like that

[livid notch]

60 damage at close range

Insane

[vestal geyser]

Is there a way to make the game less laggy even while i have 8gb of ram

The game gets very laggy when i drive a car

[twin bear]

TV dinner ahh meat

[quasi slate]

ram is not an issue unless you run big mods its the cpu having a difficult time

you can improve the framerate by lowering your max zoom limit but not by much

[vestal geyser]

The problem is that i run like 50 mods and alot of them are just for optimization but the game always keeps lagging

[twin bear]

Put a baby in there like Linus tech tips

P sure it worked

[vestal geyser]

Is it cuz its b42 ?

[twin bear]

Did u lower ur settings graphics wise

[vestal geyser]

To the lowest

The biggest mods i use are
-Standarised vehicle
-rain's firearms
-trailers

Others are just ui themes and some item weight modifications

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk there is a possibility that during the big slash in the teaser which is circular because its also behind lirulu but hes unaffected it's possible El Clear's purple hand gets sliced off completely

[toxic hawk]

That mean the demon will be free ?

[quasi slate]

yes

but i feel like someone is going to die a very old teaser has a caption "the end" "finale"

tbf people thought during extensions final arc someone was going to die based on how the music became very emotional near the end

[oblique stream]

teaser?

I hardly knower

[simple bear]

French

[rotund sleet]

Next time censor it

[plush cobalt]

Who are you to be giving orders? You're not even real

[rotund sleet]

Am i

It seems to you

[plush cobalt]

You're not

[rotund sleet]

Am i

It seems to you

[dapper pumice]

are magazines trash?

[rotund sleet]

Eat them

You're lucky that sharpgolden isn't there

[sturdy ember]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nyvc0Z6w5j0?si=I3wD5wY2KTYcsa_L

Spiffo is that you?

[livid notch]

Magazines get rid of your boredom, which you can get rid of easily just by going outside

So yeah it's kinda useless unless used as fuel for campfire

[harsh vault]

@oblique stream

:3

dont mpreg me!

remove it!

[rotund sleet]

You're getting executed in next 24hr

[harsh vault]

nuuu

[rotund sleet]

Manner

[livid notch]

I wish I could male pissing emoji you

[harsh vault]

woah

why

[rotund sleet]

Call gramps

[livid notch]

:3

Silly

[oblique stream]

huh

what would i do

[sturdy ember]

What

[rotund sleet]

||pz in general||

[sturdy ember]

Twin

[meager forge]

whos black

[sturdy ember]

WhT

What

[gleaming stream]

Question is there any side effect on just taking caffine pills to not sleep

[livid notch]

I am the gatekeeper

[harsh vault]

why is genchat being weird

[oblique stream]

Oh I dont care

[sturdy ember]

🥹 ✌️

[rotund sleet]

Yesterday you did care

[oblique stream]

You get to live in a shithole

builder

get back to sledging in the general

[rotund sleet]

At least i ain't pl*mber

[oblique stream]

maybe one day you get access to all cool veteran channels

[meager forge]

what is blackness

[harsh vault]

i saw dodo

[oblique stream]

And not get to experience chat full of plungers

[rotund sleet]

They're extinct

[rotund sleet]

I wish

[harsh vault]

nu u

[meager forge]

whats a plungers

[rotund sleet]

YOURE plunger

[meager forge]

what is itt

[rotund sleet]

Look at your name

[meager forge]

what does plunger mean

[rotund sleet]

At least i have job here

[strange spruce]

Plungie

[livid notch]

Your rank

Peasant

[rotund sleet]

Overdose paying me

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-sigma-maxxing-neil-cicierega-lemon-demon-gif-9249533994139722342

[rotund sleet]

For navigating plumbers

[meager forge]

how to get higher rank

[livid notch]

Talk

[strange spruce]

THIS FUCKING GUY

[rotund sleet]

Plumb toilets

[livid notch]

That's all

[harsh vault]

be nice

[strange spruce]

I should listen to him again

[oblique stream]

Whats wrong with neil cicierega

[harsh vault]

who?

[strange spruce]

Nothing he gud

[rotund sleet]

Who's neil cicierega

[oblique stream]

Lemon demon

[harsh vault]

oh!

[rotund sleet]

Oh

[harsh vault]

i like lemon demon

[rotund sleet]

I hate lemons

[harsh vault]

they are sour ya

[strange spruce]

Idc DIE FUMIKO

[harsh vault]

not enjoyable

[meager forge]

can i spam

[oblique stream]

Smh dont even know who the artist is

[harsh vault]

yes i do

[rotund sleet]

Consequences

[meager forge]

what

[harsh vault]

i can sing ultimate showdown lyric by lyric without looking

[rotund sleet]

Try and you'll see.

[meager forge]

what Consequences

[rotund sleet]

Execution

[oblique stream]

You havent listened to his full discography

[livid notch]

She dies there are more fumikos

[meager forge]

what

[livid notch]

It's so over

[harsh vault]

true im picky

[rotund sleet]

Chicken butt

[harsh vault]

ya know me

[meager forge]

what

[rotund sleet]

@livid notch what

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/neil-cicierega-clap-neil-guaranteed-video-high-five-gif-11435419925647569424

[livid notch]

Male pregnant

[harsh vault]

golden are you jolly

[rotund sleet]

Ill piss on you

[strange spruce]

She can only have so many bodies

[oblique stream]

Never even listened to any mouth albums

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-piss-sniper-peach-gif-15210735851691515358

[harsh vault]

smh dont pick on me over it

[oblique stream]

I am

[harsh vault]

grrrr

whyy

[oblique stream]

listening to sad right now

[harsh vault]

i already have a migraine

smh

[rotund sleet]

Ok

[oblique stream]

Youre missing out on good lemon demon style mashups

[harsh vault]

probably not best for me to listen to music right now

maybe later

[oblique stream]

true

get rest then

smh

[harsh vault]

am trying

[rotund sleet]

Try better

[harsh vault]

why didnt i think about that

[rotund sleet]

Think floof, think

[harsh vault]

im thinking about bones

[rotund sleet]

James bones?

[harsh vault]

no, like milkbones

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-how-bout-dat-how-about-that-sopranos-gif-16854992944801209042

how bout dat

[harsh vault]

hai sean

how ish u

[onyx igloo]

hello

i am good

[rotund sleet]

Irish?

[harsh vault]

im not irish

[rotund sleet]

Aw shucks

[harsh vault]

im canadian

[oblique stream]

why are they in steam sauna

[harsh vault]

finland

[oblique stream]

hi canadian

[rotund sleet]

Hell yeah

[oblique stream]

steam sauna is not just in finland

[harsh vault]

its built in every house though

[rotund sleet]

They're everywhere

Trust

[paper hull]

is frostie still not laying down recovering

[oblique stream]

yep

[onyx igloo]

its like the really old patients my mom gets

they dont listen

[harsh vault]

im laying down

[fierce zephyr]

How do I survive more than a day?

[rotund sleet]

Get a job, earn money and you'll have food, house and maybe a car

[fierce zephyr]

In pz

[rotund sleet]

#pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat
Anyway, avoid zombies or play in sandbox

[young kelp]

This mod needs more love, barely anyone talks about it

[livid notch]

Keep dying

You'll learn eventually from your mistakes

[young kelp]

unless they don't, not everyone can easily figure out why they died

game isn't really that kind to hold your hand either

7%

[livid notch]

Sometimes the deaths are bullshit though

[paper hull]

much better

[livid notch]

Like lag

So you learn the game can lag and mess up your run

[young kelp]

fr lost one of my good runs before

due to lag

game thinks I inputted forward straight to the horde

there's also crashing into walls, but that rarely kills you

[livid notch]

I once pressed the windows key button and tapped out of the game window

[young kelp]

unless you're zooming at like 120mph

[livid notch]

I was fighting a horde too

[fierce zephyr]

What mod is this?

[brazen gazelle]

i once ran into a tree the collision ate 90% of my health and broke my neck wich almost immediately killed me

[young kelp]

Secrets of the shadows

[fierce spoke]

dude i accidentally right clicked and sorted my fucking desktop icons

how do i undo this shit

[oblique stream]

You cant

[half kettle]

ctrl z

[brazen gazelle]

explain

[young kelp]

if ctrl z ain't doing anything

goodluck lmao

[fierce spoke]

that does not work

[brazen gazelle]

ah

[young kelp]

also I just realized I haven't clicked on any of my desktop icons in forever

[fierce spoke]

okay how do i just remove this right click option

i dont wanna deal with this shit ever anymore

[young kelp]

most of what I use are in the task bar already

[oblique stream]

I have a lot of steam game icons

yet i still use launcher

[brazen gazelle]

you could try linux i have no idea if that could help or not

[paper hull]

damn

why do i remember you leon

i feel like youve been here a long ass time

[fierce spoke]

linux probably doesnt have any of these anti consumer useless features but i still wanna be able to run my games

[oblique stream]

I have been here less than him

but he is still a survivor

[young kelp]

he ain't the yapper

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-ninesols-heng-heng-ninesols-but-heres-the-yapper-gif-18347905603859457124

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-but-heres-the-yapping-gif-5342913541658644726

[quasi slate]

i was hit by a truck and reincarned as a jar of lao gan ma in another kitchen

[half kettle]

Why?

[fierce spoke]

the beef lao gan ma or the regular one?

[young kestrel]

This is so epic

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/aqsJIXURfS8

[vital marten]

Drama Balls

[paper hull]

fort balls

drama night

[lyric galleon]

she sold sheashells

[karmic jetty]

but heres the jolly

https://tenor.com/view/happy-holidays-dance-christmas-chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-cat-chapa-chapa-gif-6414945363186595248

[vital marten]

Today we forge semine’s sword

[karmic jetty]

!!!!

keep the sword

[vital marten]

Maybe

[karmic jetty]

member when u used to be able to forge henry level unique swords

[vital marten]

I have to sell the clothes back to the tailor to make enough money to get myself a proper weapon first

[vital marten]

🥲

[karmic jetty]

why are u broke

[vital marten]

I worked all day and night in kuttenberg for that

[vital marten]

Food costs so much