general_chat

[ivory grail]

I'm eepy weepy

[neon bramble]

tactile is just a more human design

[subtle shoal]

it is so cool to see what humans come up with

ik I sound like an alien from trappist-1 but it is true

[ivory grail]

And it only 1:23 I haven't even went to work yet

[neon bramble]

I like looking at different designers around the same period

different people making the same thing independently is fascinating

[candid patio]

My 2000 Tacoma on board diagnostics and that's as much computerization as I care for in my go box

[toxic hawk]

this some crazy lore drop

Game graveyard lmao

[harsh vault]

sorry i meant china because in 2008, china told kiribati that if they broke ties with taiwan they would give them a free fishing boat and a boeing 737 (yes its super stupid)

[novel fern]

i’ve worked on cars, planes, sounding rockets, and drone boats

[toxic relic]

do you have anything interesting stories about it

curious designs youve worked on or smth

[toxic hawk]

wait i heard this song before 100%
You must have linked it for me
i dont have the best memory

[candid patio]

Like a wankel rotary engine?

[toxic relic]

wank dis

[candid patio]

I just wanted to say wankel

[novel fern]

i had 8 small satellites fly this month from a job i got let go of because funding got cut

[toxic hawk]

Do you think EVOs pass on their nanites to their offspring

[toxic relic]

thats sucks man, the satellites seem interesting

[candid patio]

My buddy is a rocket engineer. I hope his job is secure

[harsh vault]

another fun fact, kiribati and the gilbert islands wouldnt have cable television, phone service, etc etc if it wasnt for the starlink service that travelled between america and australia, so they got lucky they were in the crossfire

[novel fern]

i had a prototype for a morphing wing that didn’t get published bc my boss left to work in texas without telling anybody, and now i see other peoples prototypes and papers on linkedin. it was ground breaking stuff and their designs are better but im the only one ive seen with a computer vision tracking system

[toxic relic]

thats insane dude

crazy how office politics fucks with publishing haha i understand that

[novel fern]

i actually got plagiarized on the drone boat project and the person that plagiarized me claimed my work and used it to get a job at lockheed martin

i hate that boat

[candid patio]

He was telling us that limits are so tight in rocket science that most parts aren't painted because the weight of the paint is too significant.

[toxic relic]

[harsh vault]

why do i know so much about random islands

[novel fern]

engineering is such a slimy field

[candid patio]

I could see anything where being first is important being full of backstabbery and shitty politics

[harsh vault]

lockheed martin is so silly, because in south korea its a sportswear brand instead of its usual engineering stuff

[novel fern]

it’s all co-operative until another company or university has more money for the main guy

[toxic relic]

real

[candid patio]

There are several massive American companies with hands in weird places. Honeywell and Ball are good examples.

I only ever knew ball as the Mason jar company

[harsh vault]

thing is, lockheed martin doesnt even own the south korean clothing side, someone just bought the rights for the logo

[candid patio]

Oh that is funny

[novel fern]

i’m trying to make an open source engineering toolbox for university students. like ANSYS but worse and free

[candid patio]

Lol

[toxic relic]

gl man

[harsh vault]

so now its literally a clothing brand in korea

[candid patio]

Worse and free

[candid patio]

Both of these companies are household names in America... But for like... Thermostats and other boring shit.

[toxic relic]

never heard of either of em

[candid patio]

Most of their revenue comes from defense contacts

[harsh vault]

i love it when car brands do other things, like mitsubishi and honda

even ford and bmw

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

[heavy ivy]

general electric moment
making things that spin to clean and spin to vaporize

[toxic relic]

big money in military

especially in the usa

[candid patio]

Ge is a great example of what I was talking about ty

[toxic relic]

idk what good it does considering they havent decisively won a war or conflict since ww2

even in ww2 it was the red army that changed the tides

battle of berlin was crazy

[candid patio]

Oh God don't get me started on corruption and waste in the US military

[heavy ivy]

its not even about the wars, at this point the military is just an excuse for private corporations to overcharge and get essentially free money from the government
1k usd lightbulb

[harsh vault]

gulf war technically counts even though france and the british did most of the work, and korean war is a 50/50

[candid patio]

https://econofact.org/factbrief/has-the-pentagon-failed-its-7th-audit-in-a-row

[neon bramble]

the stuff they make aren't really good for the conflicts they find themselves in

[novel fern]

GE is the most incompetent company

[neon bramble]

if they actually ended up in a hot war with the soviets then yeah, weapons engineered for a peer conflict will actually work well in a peer conflict

[candid patio]

"Hmmm yeah... We just aren't sure where we put that $100 billion dollars. Whoopsiedoodle."

[toxic relic]

i specified decisively won. korean war "ended" inconclusively and is technically still "active". i wouldnt count the gulf war either lmao would be a stretch

[harsh vault]

does a korean cold war count as active? its more of a staring contest

[novel fern]

GE actually spends a lot of time and money on shit from other companies from 50 years ago and ran out of money for the LEAP program already this year

[toxic relic]

it is considered active in korea

technically

[harsh vault]

damn

kimmy be doing anything but actually making his move

[toxic relic]

but you're right its more of a "cold war"

[subtle shoal]

phony war

[toxic relic]

real

[candid patio]

Wow according to that article the us military has $4.5 trillion in assets.

[toxic relic]

it was me barry

[harsh vault]

more of a cold proxy war than anything seeing how they are both being funded by opposing sides trying to gain solidarity

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt call the gulf war a war either tbh

considering the catalyst was debunked

more like an invasion for iraqs gold

[harsh vault]

true, it was more of a target mission seeing how there was rarely any combat

[novel fern]

GE actually had to split its own divisions into like three or four separate companies bc the government allowed its sale to a foreign national, which fucked up all of the ITAR and EAR projects

[toxic relic]

cinema

[candid patio]

That's about 41,000 f35-bs

Which isn't that many tbh

[toxic relic]

it is considering its 4.5 trillion

[novel fern]

f35 is trash too

[candid patio]

The us only has less than 700 f35s

[harsh vault]

the U.S was there longer than needed too, they had a restricted airspace throughout the entirety of the 90s because big bad saddam kept trying to push kuwait after it didnt work the first time

[toxic relic]

only is crazy

[toxic relic]

i dont think they needed to be there at all

[novel fern]

f35 is a “new gen” fighter jet that objectively is worse than the f15

[harsh vault]

now americans are stuck in kuwait because of an on edge scenario that more people will invade it, like the kurdish or something

[toxic relic]

bruh

kurdish? the stateless nation

[harsh vault]

they are still making moves

[toxic relic]

the only people that care about the kurdish are iran and thats just because of racism

[harsh vault]

currently trying to liberate part of syria

[toxic relic]

liberate is crazy

[novel fern]

“liberate”

[harsh vault]

they using the civil war as an advantage

just to fail in all honesty

[novel fern]

on my way to liberate the gold in the bank vault

[harsh vault]

but dont tell them that

[neon bramble]

the romans defending their way into gaul

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA

theyre liberating kuwaits oil company

KPC 🗣️

[novel fern]

the goths protecting themselves while they burn the libraries and museums

[toxic relic]

ostrogoth my goats

[alpine summit]

Please tell me you're sarcastic

[harsh vault]

the kurdish actually believe they own part of kuwait dispite their state never really existing, but their "state" goes inbetween the entirety of the middle east, so theoretically they are trying to start a war with every country that has a chance of smoking them

[toxic relic]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROMAN 🏇

[candid patio]

4.5 trillion is only 346 aircraft carriers

[toxic relic]

thats a lot dude

[candid patio]

I know lol

[novel fern]

aircraft carriers will become obsolete with drone warfare

[harsh vault]

new dive bomber strat just dropped

[candid patio]

But it was really hard to conceptualize 4.5 trillion dollars... 350 big ass boats is easier to imagine

[novel fern]

put something with an intake where an fpv can fly and you just wasted a couple dozen billion

[alpine summit]

Mfw Aircraft carriers turn into drone carriers

[toxic relic]

idk if theyre the aggressors considering its turkey blowing them up

history always goes back to the ottomans

the lore of anatolia and the balkans is crazy

[harsh vault]

have you seen them in iran and afghanistan? they are trying to convert shia groups into joining them, they are shady and weird

[toxic relic]

i think its cool we have a bit of everything

[toxic relic]

ok

[tropic smelt]

[harsh vault]

okay sounds like a nothing burger outside of context

[toxic relic]

burger? i hardly knower

[tropic smelt]

There is a burger. In la called the stay tuned burger

[harsh vault]

basically they are making people stop their own wars to make a bigger war, they are the least active in turkey as of recent,

or in short words

they are hiring other ideological groups like they are mercs to make a cover up because why not make more noise

[toxic relic]

ok

[harsh vault]

middle east is pretty confusing the more you know about it

why cant they be peaceful

[toxic relic]

bruh

[novel fern]

the f35 spends half its time in inoperable conditions. it’s the least usable jet america has ever made

[harsh vault]

im serious stink, why cant they agree on one ideology

[novel fern]

bruh

[harsh vault]

or one ruler of a country

[toxic relic]

if you know so much about them youd understand

[harsh vault]

i guess i do

i just wish it was easier

[toxic relic]

sure bro

[atomic forum]

Lots of problems in the world could be solved if world leaders got stoned, ordered pizza and watched the Sex in the city boxset

[harsh vault]

we need general alladeen

he would know what to do

[toxic relic]

agree on one ideology is crazy

im not being baited by discordia

[novel fern]

he’s not baiting he has imperial tendencies

[harsh vault]

okay wrong wording

[toxic relic]

Jannah waits for me

[toxic hawk]

Jannah as in heaven ?

[toxic relic]

imperial tendencies HAHAHA

[toxic relic]

as in your dad

[harsh vault]

anything but maoist-leninist pls, im bored watching them become extremists

[toxic relic]

me and your dad are going to hug outside

[toxic hawk]

why outside

[burnt kite]

он показывал пищюн

[toxic relic]

good weather

[toxic hawk]

its cold here

[toxic relic]

hug is warm

[atomic forum]

Outside is scary

[strange spruce]

why not inside

[atomic forum]

Grass lives there

[toxic hawk]

true

i like hugging my dad

he's awesome

[toxic relic]

dis

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[toxic hawk]

That what he said

[burnt kite]

ancient spess upon ye

[harsh vault]

its cold today

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

why

[harsh vault]

i want pudding

[toxic hawk]

pudding dis

[strange spruce]

get some den

[burnt kite]

its a cool titbit

[harsh vault]

finish it

[toxic relic]

titbit

[harsh vault]

i want banana creme pudding and blue raspberry jello

[toxic hawk]

no

[strange spruce]

get it den

[harsh vault]

i dont have moni!

[toxic relic]

pudding deez nuts in your mouth lmao gottem

[strange spruce]

get some monis den

[harsh vault]

I would if i wasnt being fucked over by something i cant say here because p word

[toxic hawk]

damn you got me bro

[toxic relic]

got deez nuts in

[rotund sleet]

Funner

[toxic relic]

i hardly knower

[harsh vault]

not real word

[toxic hawk]

Yo you got me nuts ? thats awesome

[strange spruce]

da wat word

[rotund sleet]

Ok and

[toxic relic]

truly

[harsh vault]

ya

[toxic relic]

walnuts

[rotund sleet]

Maybe it is

[strange spruce]

thats new

[harsh vault]

p word

[toxic hawk]

Piss ?

[rotund sleet]

Peenar

[harsh vault]

:3

[toxic relic]

penis

[harsh vault]

:3

[rotund sleet]

Good one gramps

[toxic relic]

p word is politics

[toxic hawk]

What does that even mean

[harsh vault]

nothing

[rotund sleet]

Cannibalism

[toxic relic]

it looks like 3

[toxic hawk]

3 nuts in your mouth

[rotund sleet]

Not so funny, insert CDs

[toxic hawk]

C deez nuts

[rotund sleet]

You killed gramps

Congratulations

[toxic hawk]

No, he has a significant other and interests that are much more productive than being on discord

as do i

[rotund sleet]

Ok

[alpine summit]

I'm free from my random 1984'ing :D

[rotund sleet]

What

[alpine summit]

I dunno I was randomly smited with a 10 minute mute for something that wasnt on the rules

[rotund sleet]

Ok

[strange spruce]

OOOH I UNDERSTAND IT NOW

[alpine summit]

Apparently "-" and "#" together are forbidden format

[harsh vault]

ya

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-american-psycho-oh-obviously-donald-kimball-gif-10547554943860686477

[toxic relic]

on train

to haskovo

at least theres beer

[quasi slate]

what if kratos was gay

[wild ledge]

Well he is Greek right?

[quasi slate]

nodders

[strange spruce]

close enough

[wild ledge]

Aint they notorious for gay orgys

[vivid forum]

hi

interesting convo

[wild ledge]

I apologize I dont usually come here

[vivid forum]

its okay

[quasi slate]

stinkman's dream smh

[toxic relic]

im a determined man

i make my dreams reality

[candid patio]

Snore

Too much effort to make dreams reality

Or even to have aspirations

[candid patio]

poop at work
Get paid to poop
Bad toilet paper
Poop at home
Good toilet paper
Better pooping experience
Takes up my free time

Which is better?

[onyx igloo]

bring toilet paper to work

[burnt kite]

just pull more toilet paper and layer it

quandale over quality

[toxic relic]

quandale

[toxic relic]

why wouldnt you shit at work

[neon bramble]

I always bring a toiletries bag

[burnt kite]

fuck

how is that even possible

[toxic relic]

your mind

[toxic relic]

to work?

[spiral condor]

dear lord.

[candid patio]

I have a squatty potty and very nice toilet paper at home.
And I can poop with the door open.
And my dogs will come visit me.

[spiral condor]

shitting yourself

[candid patio]

You say weird things to me

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-danse-fortnite-homer-get-lucky-homer-dance-fortnite-homer-fortnite-homer-simpson-dance-gif-15317116582573360661

[toxic relic]

so what

idk if my ass is just calloused but i dont get the cheap vs expensive tp thing

[candid patio]

All of those things making popping a more pleasant experience

[toxic relic]

is your butt so raw that 1 layer skins your hide

[subtle shoal]

imagine if we could eat poop without any health side effects

[toxic relic]

youre shitting brother not getting a massage

[subtle shoal]

what a world it would be

[candid patio]

It's so scratchy...

[toxic relic]

people eat shit already

youre wiping your ass bro

who cares

[neon bramble]

in general

dont trust public restrooms

[toxic relic]

fair

[candid patio]

Do you think it would just be unlimited food or something? I got news for you, it's diminishing returns

[toxic relic]

i just piss outside

[subtle shoal]

oh no not at all

[toxic relic]

for pleasure then?

[subtle shoal]

its like trying to pull a car on a magnet

not gonna work

[candid patio]

Tbf my "office" at work is an unrented apartment, so it's not really a public toilet.

[subtle shoal]

i think it would be like a treat

[spiral condor]

so uh

spotify wrapped huh

[toxic relic]

bruh

[subtle shoal]

like oh boy i can eat shit after a long days of work

[neon bramble]

convince your boss to get a bidet

[spiral condor]

ok-

[neon bramble]

shit at work like a king

[spiral condor]

stop

please

[neon bramble]

you deserve it

[subtle shoal]

same way people eat caramel candy

[spiral condor]

😭

[toxic relic]

🤔 id try it

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-your-stinky-something-smells-stinky-gif-2108678598210395825

[cloud ravine]

How come i dont have permission to post in for #1019737819981283459

[subtle shoal]

read

just read

[candid patio]

Man I just wanted to have a normal conversation about pooping and y'all had to get all weird about it

[subtle shoal]

sidenote I really like learning about abandoned places especially like bunkers or forts

[burnt kite]

hello? are you pooping?

[spiral condor]

fartin on my roomates door

[candid patio]

At the time I wrote that message I was

But that was like 20 minutes ago

[spiral condor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556707690374758408/939557796049977414/24BAE65A-5D4E-427A-ABDD-2C35D8372717.gif

[subtle shoal]

currently reading about regenwurmlager/ostwall/Festungsfront Oder-Warthe-Bogen bunker complex

[candid patio]

Pooping for 20 minutes is how you get hemorrhoids

You don't want those, I promise

[spiral condor]

homerrroids

https://tenor.com/view/homer-danse-fortnite-homer-get-lucky-homer-dance-fortnite-homer-fortnite-homer-simpson-dance-gif-15317116582573360661

[toxic relic]

ukranian beer

its good

[spiral condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017043925418119258/1424613412859674654/glued_to_wall.gif

no

[candid patio]

Is there beer from any non American country that you don't enjoy?

[toxic relic]

yes

malaysia

and new zealand

[candid patio]

I wonder what makes it different

[toxic relic]

ingredients brewing container materials blah blah

depends on the type of beer

hard for me to hate a lager though

[candid patio]

Lager is probably the closest thing to a beer that I like

Whatever is furthest away from ipa

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[candid patio]

I don't like bitter beers

[toxic relic]

stout?

i enjoy the bitter haha

[harsh vault]

i wanna try an irish car bomb despite me hating alcohol

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/pornacore-dan-hentschel-boing-boing-gif-17129663767629148035

ive learned to dislike alcohol

was never a big fan

even though i sometimes try it

[candid patio]

This isn't an appropriate drink name

[subtle shoal]

call it stockholm alcoholic

[harsh vault]

i wasnt the one who invented it

i mean i guess you can call it an irish slammer

[toxic relic]

do you want to try it for any other reason but the name

[candid patio]

Yeah I don't think it's a particularly pleasant experience

It's not like a jager bomb where the combination is better than the individuals

[round bay]

yYooo, how do I get permissions to send messages in the LFG? Not sure if I'm missing something or just a brick.

[subtle shoal]

read

[quasi slate]

i dont like being the only single person in my entire family tree that doesnt drink any % of alcohol at all

[subtle shoal]

a rare sight in lithuania

[candid patio]

I definitely drink more around family.
Especially at my dad's house. He buys expensive wine.

[round bay]

@subtle shoal You're a huge help bro

[candid patio]

Being a non drinker around drinkers is weird though

[quasi slate]

outside the family my friend group dont drink either so im not exactly alone but that might be the influence by being around good people during my childhood that i refuse to drink any amount and will just have water or lemonade

[subtle shoal]

all you need to do is read the first post in lfg

all you need to do

you can do it

i believe in you

[subtle shoal]

yeah neither do mine

[round bay]

that wasnt sarcasm

i was fr

lmfao

thanks

[fathom igloo]

Idk I just saw the news story today

[candid patio]

Hey are wasabi peas an American thing?

@toxic relic do people eat crunchy peas coated in wasabi in any of the places you've lived?

[harsh vault]

the ingredients dum dum

[harsh vault]

i have seen them so idk

[velvet pebble]

Cool, l4d will start soon

[rotund sleet]

Can i eat it

[quasi slate]

tvorag cakes

with sour cream

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

[candid patio]

Looks good

[toxic hawk]

@livid notch WTF

[fathom igloo]

Would you like the fungus or deep fried butter? Both have the same side effects

[quasi slate]

quark pancakes or something in english idk

very good with sour cream

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-skeleton-blinking-gif-14743415

[velvet pebble]

Deep fried fungus

[fathom igloo]

Deep fried asbestos

[strange spruce]

i havent had sour cream in like so long

zamn

[velvet pebble]

Had it yesterday with borscht

Amazing stuff

[quasi slate]

cant escape sour cream in lithuania

[burnt kite]

mangos

[strange spruce]

never really got whyd people want it with borscht but am curious

[quasi slate]

sour cream just makes soup better

if we are talking about cold borscht an entirely different dish then that one is eaten without sour cream

babazita

[velvet pebble]

I never had cold borscht

[velvet pebble]

Only scorching hot and nothing else

[candid patio]

I feel like sour cream is different in your country than mine

[velvet pebble]

Cold food is so much meh, aside food that was designed to be cold

[quasi slate]

cold borscht is eaten during summer to cool off sun

and its made with kefir

[velvet pebble]

I'd rather have okroshka

After a hot borscht

[quasi slate]

dont deny it until you try it otag

[strange spruce]

ive had both tbh and hot is beter ye

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

[rotund sleet]

Fungus

[candid patio]

My grade school had some kind of international multicultural day where we got to pick 3 countries we wanted to go to and each classroom was a different country and we got to learn a little bit about the country and do an activity.

I went to Russia because I liked those nesting dolls and they served borscht.

I don't remember liking it but it was like 30 years ago

[rotund sleet]

I want to have a third arm, not a heart attack

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

[quasi slate]

30 years ago is a very long time lol

[candid patio]

9 year old me didn't have much of a pallette

[quasi slate]

your tastebuds have changed

[candid patio]

Exactly

[rotund sleet]

Tastebluds

[fathom igloo]

You know what’s an underrated show?

[rotund sleet]

Anyway, news of the day: Russia blocked roblox

[fathom igloo]

Harper’s Island

[velvet pebble]

Lol what

[rotund sleet]

Yup

[velvet pebble]

Why do i hear that from discord lol

Hang on

[rotund sleet]

Its been hours you dumdum

[burnt kite]

i cannot fathom olivie with carrots in it

not once have i or my family made it with carrots

[fathom igloo]

HEY HEY HEY. Only I can bully sun

[rotund sleet]

I'll think about that

[fathom igloo]

I’ll allow it this time since he thought I would preorder the sims SpongeBob kit though

[velvet pebble]

I've spent hours at work where I'm not using my phone

Wow it's actually gone

Amazing

[rotund sleet]

Can't play with my friend now

[velvet pebble]

I'll get my sisters to play my games instead

[rotund sleet]

Not even vpn helps

[fathom igloo]

Ripping up floors for RAM

[velvet pebble]

True

12 hours of non stop ram deflooring

[rotund sleet]

Uhhh dodge ram

[fathom igloo]

“Fresh” cola

[rotund sleet]

Where's sour

[velvet pebble]

It helps, just need to pick proper one

At least what google says

[rotund sleet]

Yeah bro, trusting google

[quasi slate]

mint is king

[velvet pebble]

Not ai, I'm googling forums

[rotund sleet]

Ikr

[burnt kite]

fanta

[quasi slate]

i just want to eat the shell you can have the internals

[rotund sleet]

Freddy

[rotund sleet]

Good deal

Lets do the same with meller

[quasi slate]

i also liked these

[rotund sleet]

Never seen these

[fathom igloo]

The annoying thing about Stranger Things is now that 80’s songs are being played everywhere

[rotund sleet]

Have you ever heard about dual mentos

[quasi slate]

duo?

no dont have them here

[rotund sleet]

Whatever

Grape mentos, yummers

[quasi slate]

is it similar to the tic tacs that change flavors

[rotund sleet]

It just have 2 flavours in one

So ye

Apple is so disgusting

[vivid forum]

guys how do i invite people to my little server

[rotund sleet]

Apple flavour

[quasi slate]

2 flavors isnt the same as transitioning into a different flavor after some time...

[rotund sleet]

Esc, invite players.

[vivid forum]

but like

anyone

[quasi slate]

also how is apple bad lol

[vivid forum]

not in my friends list

[rotund sleet]

I haven't really tired them

[quasi slate]

apple is usually a good flavor

[rotund sleet]

Ip

[rotund sleet]

Yk what else tastes like shit? New limited meller

[vivid forum]

is it the ip above the ping in the corner

[rotund sleet]

Just use radmin vpn

It gives you random ip

Or any other shit like that

Anyway

Every meller except original and salted caramel tastes like shit

Well tiramisu is good tho, but banana flavour

Eugh

[tame oyster]

Pvp servers on the new version yet ?

[rotund sleet]

What

[tame oyster]

Are there pvp servers on the latest version of project zomboid

[rotund sleet]

Yes.

Google and YouTube exist btw

[rotund sleet]

#1416945282171535431 message

[tame oyster]

That’s very interesting I googled it and it says no…

[rotund sleet]

Did ai said this

Google ai says anything but the answer

[subtle shoal]

What new version? B42? B42 doesn't even have MP yet

[tame oyster]

that’s what I was asking and thank you nerd

[rotund sleet]

Ok bro you've could said b42

[tame oyster]

Let me ask you a question what’s the latest version of project z ?

[subtle shoal]

B42.12 - "UNSTABLE" branch

[tame oyster]

Well then mentos looks like that’s exactly what I asked doesn’t it

[rotund sleet]

Different thoughts.

B42 doesn't exist for me

[quasi slate]

best chip flavors sorry not sorry but these are the kings imo

[tropic smelt]

Naah

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

But ketchup flavour is kinda strange

What if i dip ketchup flavoured chip in ketchup

Will the universe explode?

[quasi slate]

goiod

you would find plenty of ketchup flavored chips or puffs in my country

like this popular cheetos

[novel fern]

cheetos without red 42 is nothing

[rotund sleet]

I ate them

But

[subtle shoal]

Stix? Stix? STIX?

[rotund sleet]

Its strange

[subtle shoal]

What are we doing man

Others are fine but stix

[quasi slate]

stix isnt that bad

[rotund sleet]

Eeeeh

Maybe

[subtle shoal]

Stix is just salt

[rotund sleet]

Yummers

[quasi slate]

i like stix because they are smaller

[subtle shoal]

Like it's salt disguised as ketchup

[quasi slate]

Taffel's tung tung tung sahur

[rotund sleet]

Untill you find out about limited lays flavours

[rotund sleet]

I've seen American jar of cheese balls, and people say its neither good or not

[quasi slate]

idk never had american ones also their serving sizes are stupidly huge

[rotund sleet]

What have you expected

[novel fern]

it’s just food mass

[rotund sleet]

Lol

[novel fern]

bc americans are stupidly huge lmao

[quasi slate]

i love these too small at 35g per bag but they cost under a euro anyway

[rotund sleet]

I dont trust America's shop food tbh

[novel fern]

if the scale industry didn’t grow with the obesity rate a third of americans would have to weigh themselves at a zoo or butcher shop

[quasi slate]

gottem

[rotund sleet]

Is that deez nuts

I have smth like that

[quasi slate]

not nuts like wheat pellets

[rotund sleet]

And the bacon flavour tastes like shit

Huh

[quasi slate]

wheat chips but tiny

the size of a small peanut

in a bag weighing 35 grams

[rotund sleet]

Interesting

[quasi slate]

very tasty oho isnt stingy on the seasoning

[rotund sleet]

Oh oh, i saw a bizzare snack

Holdup

[quasi slate]

i miss these

[rotund sleet]

Its like flavoured nori

Yk what i miss

[quasi slate]

nori?

[rotund sleet]

Seaweed

But dried out

[quasi slate]

seen them but never went out of my way to try them

[rotund sleet]

Sweet pretzels

[quasi slate]

good

[rotund sleet]

I cant remember them

It was like many years ago

Sweet pretzels with powdered sugar

Ahh i miss them

[vital marten]

Lotto tickets how?

Maybe a lotto for OSHA

[rotund sleet]

They're stopped making these like in 2016

[toxic relic]

yes lol

[vital marten]

Stinkname do you have good BBQ in your area

[toxic relic]

peanuts coated in wasabi are more popular in south africa and nz afaik but wasabi coated peas and sunflower seeds and etc are popular where i lived too

[toxic relic]

im in bulgaria now bro be specific

[vital marten]

Barbecue man

[toxic relic]

ik

but where?

everywhere i lived? yes

[vital marten]

Oh nice

[toxic relic]

probably not the american barbecue you know brother but i think braai and hangi and shashlik is better

[flat ledge]

67

[vital marten]

Kill this user now

[rotund sleet]

You're getting executed

[flat ledge]

i'd rather not

because

then i'd be dead

[toxic relic]

ive tried american bbq but i dont think its 100% accurate to the usa

[flat ledge]

that's not good

[toxic relic]

it was an american doing it though

[rotund sleet]

Too late

[flat ledge]

ah well it is what it is

[vital marten]

American BBQ is a mix honestly

Given the fact we are a melting pot of other cultures I’d say many people put their own twists on it and adapt it

[toxic relic]

id say most countries are a melting pot

[flat ledge]

🇺🇸

[toxic relic]

most if not all

[vital marten]

You’re not wrong 😆

[flat ledge]

poland's 99.6% polish

[toxic relic]

i get what u mean though

[toxic relic]

hence most

ethnic polish?

[flat ledge]

yea

[toxic relic]

that seems a bit too high

[flat ledge]

yea well

[toxic relic]

i dont have the census data

[flat ledge]

there were doportations of ukrainins during communism

[toxic relic]

to kazakhstan i assume

[flat ledge]

and other ethnic groups

[flat ledge]

no no that was pre ww2

[vital marten]

Hm

99.6% is pretty high

[toxic relic]

under the ussr kazakhstan was where all the "enemies of the people" went

ill check the latest census though

[flat ledge]

pardon i was wrong its 97%

still tho

[vital marten]

So when I say “enemies of the people” by “the people” I mean me

[toxic relic]

yessir haha

[flat ledge]

yea many educated polish people got deported there

teachers military staff etc

[toxic relic]

also the ethnic koreans

[flat ledge]

didn't know that

intersting

[toxic relic]

theres a notable korean minority in northern and central asia

[flat ledge]

how come?

[toxic relic]

youre right about the ethnic homogeniety

thats crazy

[flat ledge]

its crazy

[toxic relic]

i still think theyre an exception but youre right haha

[flat ledge]

but we do have a bunch of vietnameese people

[toxic relic]

afaik fleeing wars, trade and work migration

[vital marten]

Rare when a plunger has accurate takes

You may have my applause

[flat ledge]

pardon

is this racism

[vital marten]

No, but similar

[flat ledge]

damn never though i'd exeperience that

you form uk?

[vital marten]

No I’m Texan LOL

[flat ledge]

yo what

i forgot americans are on this server

[toxic relic]

0.08% according to wikipedia

[toxic relic]

america isnt real

[flat ledge]

yea but theyre awesome

their food is damn good

[toxic relic]

real

vietnamese people are so chad

[flat ledge]

yea

[toxic relic]

and the food is baller

[flat ledge]

survivng fr*nce and all

respect

[toxic relic]

and america

[vital marten]

Texas could take care of itself, well if we don’t need electricity

[toxic relic]

they even beat america

[flat ledge]

oh yeaa cant forget that

[toxic relic]

warm water port

[flat ledge]

put fat people on tread mills youll make eletricity and fix obesity

[vital marten]

We’ll have no electricity in January this next year

[vital marten]

Not many fat people in Texas

[onyx igloo]

Vietnamese food is so baller

[toxic relic]

what

[toxic relic]

agreed

[flat ledge]

W name

love that charachter

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-look-side-eye-splort-cheetah-big-cat-gif-3139504552428558115

i love me a bahn mi

or a pho with rare beef

[vital marten]

“2023 data in Texas shows that over one-third of adult Texans and one-fifth of Texas children ages 10 to 17 years old have obesity class 1”

Okay I take that back

[flat ledge]

see

that could work

[onyx igloo]

you know i have a vietnamese restaurant near me by the name of "chinese wok"

i still wonder why its named that

[toxic relic]

wish there were more balkans in chat to get my warm water port joke

playing to a rough crowd

[flat ledge]

you balkan?

which country

[toxic relic]

bulgarian

and my father is cambodian

[flat ledge]

yoo respect slavic brotha

[toxic relic]

polska brother

[flat ledge]

bóg honor ojczyzna

[arctic shore]

The chat would be a warzone

[flat ledge]

bij bolszewika

[vital marten]

This wouldn’t be so bad

Sounds like a good time for popcorn

[flat ledge]

would be

[onyx igloo]

polish is a very complex language to my american mind

[vital marten]

It’s just anger

[flat ledge]

okay whayt

to nie jest miłe koleżko

tak sie nie bawimy

[toxic relic]

peak

[novel fern]

yeppppp

[onyx igloo]

i have a game thats like 50% translated to english from polish

[vital marten]

The polish man I talked to screamed at everything

[flat ledge]

what game you playing

lmk when u have to translate smth

[toxic relic]

wrong we are all proud albanians

[onyx igloo]

OHV by PrzemyslawHadala

[toxic relic]

and also we are all hungarians broken up by the trianon

[onyx igloo]

Its very barebones for the price right now

[toxic relic]

AAHAHAH

crazy conspiracies

[flat ledge]

ohhh its the car making game

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[vital marten]

Why did we stop saying “of town name” when referring to people

[flat ledge]

its making numbers on polish tictac

[toxic relic]

in the surname

some surnames

[vital marten]

Interesting

[toxic relic]

and when heraldry changed and globalisation

it became redundant

[onyx igloo]

theres a polish restaurant near me that sells pierogies

i hope i can get some soon

[flat ledge]

don't the irish do that with the o'[town name]?

[toxic relic]

your heraldry isnt the noble family for which you fight or the town you live in or monastery its just your passport and nationality

[flat ledge]

make sure to get gołąbki with sos pomidorowy

[toxic relic]

i think so yeah

[onyx igloo]

if i dont butcher it to shit with pronunciation ill try lmao

[vital marten]

I see it still used in newspaper clippings from the 1800s - 1920s

[flat ledge]

ahaha good luck

[toxic relic]

this dish is so common in eastern europe

[vital marten]

Guess it really fell off after then

[toxic relic]

everyone has their own version

[flat ledge]

its goeated

goated

[toxic relic]

real

we call it sarmi lol

[flat ledge]

had it today

peak food

[toxic relic]

interesting

urbanisation wasnt as topical then ig

idk though

[vital marten]

this main menu has no buisness being this damn good wowza

[flat ledge]

i want kcd2 so much

[toxic relic]

kcd2 is just hungarian propaganda

[vital marten]

The place I had scene it though was when referring to those who had passed on

Scene it lol

[toxic relic]

an obituary?

that makes sense

yo wait what kcd2 is set in bohemia?

[quasi slate]

im washed

[vital marten]

its so pretty

[vital marten]

yes

[flat ledge]

ik ik but it costs 250 złoty 😭

[toxic relic]

i thought it hungarian but its czech

[onyx igloo]

czech propaganda

[vital marten]

I love it

[flat ledge]

(average pay here is 20złoty/h)

[vital marten]

eat it up

[toxic relic]

the dacians are pissed off

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

🏴‍☠️

[onyx igloo]

Who are the dacians

[toxic relic]

theyre an old ethnic group haha its an inside joke

[onyx igloo]

Ah

[toxic relic]

a lot of people in that are think the dacians were a techno futurist society

[flat ledge]

balkan agartha

[toxic relic]

truly lmao

[onyx igloo]

oh lmao

[toxic relic]

of course its complete bullshit but its fun to make memes about it

[vital marten]

Have the Pirates cracked it yet? Real shame... Here's hoping you get to experience it at least sometime in the future

[onyx igloo]

i remember a galuska recipe telling me to press the dough through a slotted spoon

[neon bramble]

I should love kcd2 but what I really want is medieval sifu

lmao

[toxic relic]

sifu is peak

[onyx igloo]

how do you do this

[toxic relic]

medieval sifu would be peak too

[onyx igloo]

the dough is sticky

[toxic relic]

im sure they have

[neon bramble]

I desire technical swordfighting without having to sweat for 30 minutes to warm up in chiv or something

[toxic relic]

real

[vital marten]

yeah fitgirl the goat got it

[toxic relic]

cinema

[flat ledge]

im worried about cracking the game cus ive got a brand new pc n i lowk dont want it to get malware

[toxic relic]

godhand but sword

[toxic relic]

if you go girl with spoon you wont have to worry

[neon bramble]

godhand controls is underrated

wish more games picked up on it

[toxic relic]

agree

[neon bramble]

I am not a huge fan of the more timing based slasher combat in newer games

prefer more positioning oriented

[toxic relic]

fair enough fair enough

the positioning i think is more conducive to fluid gameplay

[onyx igloo]

i am hungry and i dont know what to make

[neon bramble]

movement is control

[onyx igloo]

with my current items

[neon bramble]

you get to manipulate distance and timing without committing yourself

[flat ledge]

ask mr peerson maybe he's got a stwe ready

stew

[candid patio]

Today I learned that the imperial measurement system that Americans hold so dear to themselves is British

I feel like that should be an easy marketing campaign to switch to metric

It's patriotic for Americans to hate anything British

[toxic relic]

bruh

you just learned?

[candid patio]

Yeah lol

[toxic relic]

why do you think its called the imperial system

imperial britain

[candid patio]

That's what prompted me to learn about it lol

[toxic relic]

dont you learn in school

[onyx igloo]

i knew this around 13 years old

[candid patio]

I was telling my wife that what she calls from units are more officially called imperial units

[onyx igloo]

no i teach myself

school is shit i learn things better myself

[candid patio]

And she was like why do they call it that and then we googled

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is from units

dont they teach you the origin of the measurments you use at school

[candid patio]

Sorry *freedom units

[toxic relic]

freedom is crazy

[onyx igloo]

we are barely freedom anymore

but pword

[spiral condor]

listening to music

[flat ledge]

i think he's listening to music

[spiral condor]

yonkagor

[flat ledge]

nice

i like Linkin Park

[spiral condor]

aight

not bad tbh

[flat ledge]

ikr?

okay im going to bed

[spiral condor]

gn

[candid patio]

Honestly I remember learning the difference between them, but I don't remember learning the origin

[onyx igloo]

gn

[flat ledge]

goodnight Project Zomboid general chat

[rain mango]

i wish i knew stuff like km and cm and kilos

imperial is weird

[onyx igloo]

Learn

[rain mango]

no

[toxic relic]

bruh

[neon bramble]

imperial is bad

[rain mango]

10 washing machines tall

[neon bramble]

american engineers and scientists learn both

because metric its just better

[candid patio]

It was definitely taught to me. I remember at 12 learning about metric and thinking I lived in some weird backwards ass country that voluntarily chose to use an inferior system of measurement

[toxic relic]

well you learn SI usually but metric and SI overlap

[sterile shard]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Nbkp-GJQ5AE?feature=share

[rain mango]

these girls on my bus keep screaming slurs

[neon bramble]

whats the difference if they overlap

[rain mango]

literal sophomores

[toxic relic]

some measurement units

[onyx igloo]

why

[rain mango]

i expected more maturity

[toxic relic]

and functions

[onyx igloo]

what purpose does this serve

[rain mango]

because its ""funny""

[onyx igloo]

i love my cup with the rocky mountains on it

it make me happy

[vital marten]

why does discord compress stuff so bad jesus

[toxic relic]

doesnt canada use bofa

like the uk

[rain mango]

bofa deez guts in your mouth

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/mlckt3UB6mg?si=4B0n_hENdrR33RXb

if any of you cannot see embed on my video it is life of boris

ah

Discord is Shit apologies

[toxic relic]

the estonian guy

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[toxic relic]

knowing that he's estonian lowers his slavic rep

estonia is just scandinavia

and its not even true baltic like latvia or lithuania

[neat moat]

I used to know a guy from Latvia

[neat moat]

he didnt like Estonia as a joke

idk why

[toxic relic]

of course

its because everyone in estonia sucks

and they all go to latvia to buy cheap alcohol

[onyx igloo]

ooh pork neck roast

very good looking food

[toxic relic]

the finns go to estonia for cheap drink and the estonians go to latvia for cheap booze

and estonia is known for having a superiority complex

[onyx igloo]

i forgot this isnt like a multiple days drive

[toxic relic]

estonia got cucked by germany during ww1 then it got cucked by russia

[onyx igloo]

ah

[toxic relic]

the molotov pact

[onyx igloo]

didnt that guy work with stalin

molotov fella

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

ah

little rice sized bits of knowledge got lodged into my skull from reading a book

[rain mango]

polish history in the last few centuries has been getting cucked by other countries

[toxic relic]

theyre cooler than estonia though

[rain mango]

still cucks

[toxic relic]

🤔

[rain mango]

oh and some foreign exchange student from poland in my school teased me once

fuck poland

[candid patio]

Canada uses the craziest nonsensical combination of both

[onyx igloo]

how do you even do that

[candid patio]

Like if I said a city was 100km away everyone in Canada would know what I meant but if I said that my car was 200 meters away, they would look at me funny.

[toxic relic]

bruh

[onyx igloo]

i think the uk did something similar

but now they just use imperial i think

[toxic relic]

they use bofa

[onyx igloo]

ah

[candid patio]

They mostly use Celsius. They measure humans in feet and inches. But dogs are in metric.

[toxic relic]

cinema

still cant find a measurement big enough for my dong

[candid patio]

A lot of thermostats are in fahrenheit

[candid patio]

Microns?

[toxic relic]

damn

at least cm

[toxic relic]

imagine the meter long dong

[candid patio]

Some silly ass words

[toxic relic]

yeehaw words

[candid patio]

The gallon description lol

[burnt kite]

planck length will do

[toxic relic]

truly an efficient and intuitive system

[burnt kite]

dont be sad johnny

it happens to the best of us

[toxic relic]

one inch punch? same size as your pecker

pecker i hardly knower

[candid patio]

You don't get to use furlongs and rods enough

[toxic relic]

rod yeah thats what i call it

and by it

[burnt kite]

50 yarts per square onion ring

[toxic relic]

i mean my peanits

1/100ths of 22 yard which is 9144/10000 of a meter x 22

[candid patio]

I am really intrigued about the origins on that one... I struggle to think of an appropriate use for a 16.5 foot pole

It's too long for most things

[burnt kite]

your mother's favourite

[onyx igloo]

DAMN IT

[toxic relic]

truly

[uncut epoch]

what the fucq is a kilometer? 🦅

[toxic relic]

not too long for your dad 🗣️

[burnt kite]

double whammy

[candid patio]

"possibly the length of an ox goad"

[toxic relic]

ox goad sounds like what zeus does when he's bored

[onyx igloo]

i dont think it should stick out of the mouth

[toxic relic]

stick deez nuts

[candid patio]

That just seems like such an impractical length of a stick to poke a cow with

[toxic relic]

poke a cow? you mean your mother

that new robot thing is crazy

[candid patio]

I don't want to be within a cow poker's length of my mother

[onyx igloo]

american coffee tastes very dilute without chicory

[toxic relic]

yeah man americano is intentionally diluted espresso

why do techbros consistently try to reinvent slavery

[onyx igloo]

ive yet to figure out how to make proper expresso

[burnt kite]

americano is tasty italian coffee diluted with nasty american water

[candid patio]

My mother is 4000km away and I'd like to keep it that way

[toxic relic]

indeed

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[onyx igloo]

oof sorry bro

[toxic relic]

why sorry

[burnt kite]

i cant piss

[toxic relic]

get your knob checked

[onyx igloo]

idk shit parents always seemed so odd to me

[toxic relic]

shit happens ig

[burnt kite]

no its just the cooldown after jorking peanits

[onyx igloo]

why did you create a child and not like it

[burnt kite]

benefits

[toxic relic]

bro just admitted to this in real time

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-james-morgan-mcgill-slippin-jimmy-bob-odenkirk-mugshot-gif-18613260

[onyx igloo]

whats the problem with it

[burnt kite]

what will you do about it

[toxic relic]

nothing lmao

[burnt kite]

cancel me?

[onyx igloo]

i dont get the cooldown

[toxic relic]

bros just ready to go

[onyx igloo]

speaking from experience
im special like that

[toxic relic]

what buffs do you have that reduce cooldown like that

[burnt kite]

weak load, fast weapon swap

[onyx igloo]

yes

[toxic relic]

makes sense, doesnt overheat

you do lose the advantage of higher yield

[onyx igloo]

i do regret picking the submachine over the rifle

[burnt kite]

cqb loadout

[toxic relic]

damn the spray on that must be wide

[burnt kite]

dude i love this video, i think it's stink's

[candid patio]

Lowkey I'm more envious of people who have good relationships with their parents than I am of anyone else

[toxic relic]

hahah yeah

[burnt kite]

envy stalls

[toxic relic]

someone else posted it in chat first when we were comparing m14 and smth else

its perfection

[burnt kite]

average looksmaxxer ideal physique

the evangelion angel

[onyx igloo]

is that the christmas song guy

[toxic relic]

is looksmaxxing still real

[burnt kite]

james sapphire?

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[burnt kite]

yeah

its called blackpill now

[toxic relic]

bruh

[onyx igloo]

why

why is it called blackpill

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/GW8GxvWIr-o

[burnt kite]

opposite of whitepill or smth

[onyx igloo]

what the fuck does that mean

[burnt kite]

you essentially need to start mocking people for their looks, it's very simple

[onyx igloo]

pill this pill that WHAT MEDICATION ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[burnt kite]

idk bro

[pale berry]

Chat are these cool or do they make you drool

[toxic relic]

theyre ok