general_chat

[twin bear]

Os nuta

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SteamOS

[twin bear]

Also fart I downloaded the base for spess

[toxic relic]

byond?

[twin bear]

Yessir

[toxic relic]

did you make an account

[novel fern]

i'd rather have a steam machine than any other contemporary console

[twin bear]

Yeah I did

[toxic relic]

cinema

what server are you interested in>

[stone meadow]

Honestly tho i think steam would do so much better if they sold steam machines at a loss

[novel fern]

ps5 and xbob series x i just don't care for

[twin bear]

Still gotta actually try goon out been looking at the og server as well but I'm told it's rarely anything like the desc

[atomic forum]

Exactly, their argument for why they didn't has a lot of holes tbh

[novel fern]

all companies would have more sales selling at a loss but how would that be better for them

[toxic relic]

the og server?

[stone meadow]

As i said earlier i think they arent set up for mass demand

[atomic forum]

In this case I think it would

[twin bear]

Not sure if space station even has many ppl on

[stone meadow]

because steam os is focused on steam

[twin bear]

Is ss13 the og server or did I misread it

[stone meadow]

any game sold on steam pays steam

[novel fern]

pr will never outdo profit, nobody expects companies to take a loss

[toxic relic]

what

ss13 is a game

[twin bear]

In the browser

Says space station on one of em

[toxic relic]

yeah

thats the game

[atomic forum]

If you are buying the steam machine you arent gonna be interested in games in alternate storefronts anyway

[toxic relic]

byond is a game engine and launcher

[burnt kite]

either way, i got smod to work, all the struggle was for nothing, serves me right for saving a minute on readng

[twin bear]

Ahh ok so it just shows up

[stone meadow]

so if steam machine was a widely available console, theyd make a lot of money on sales

[twin bear]

Alright makes sense

[toxic relic]

the list of games are games, when you click on the game theres servers you choose

[novel fern]

ofc not but what does that actually have to do with it

[twin bear]

Explains the very low count

[toxic relic]

low count

[twin bear]

Maybe it was cuz it was the butt crack of dawn but it said 23 players

[stone meadow]

steam marketplace purchases pay into steams profit

[novel fern]

they're already the primary storefront on a majority of devices, pc's. so this would just be taking a loss for no reaason

[toxic relic]

the servers usually have 20-50 players per server and high pop would reach around 80-100

[twin bear]

Oh so 20 is decent

Aight

[atomic forum]

Because the ammont if money they would make in steam game sales would give them their profit anyways

[toxic relic]

idk what you're looking at man lol

[stone meadow]

Yeah but steam machine OS is literally just steam

[toxic relic]

for some servers

[stone meadow]

most people do not know how to switch os or care to know

[toxic relic]

not for the entire game

[novel fern]

thay is individual from steam machines though. anybody buying a steam machine probably already has a computer they'll buy games on

[burnt kite]

he was probably looking at the other games that no one plays

[novel fern]

there is no console v pc anymore, everybody has a pc

[twin bear]

Maybe the count isn't accurate I was just looking at the server browser on the website

[toxic relic]

probably

[toxic relic]

website

[burnt kite]

website

[twin bear]

Ah that's why

I see

[stone meadow]

So if steam machine was 400 quid and lots of people got it for fun or as a present, a lot of money would be spent on the steam marketplace

[novel fern]

even if it's not what you play the biggest games on, you have it and you use steam. they get that money whether you buy steam machine or not

it would be spent on the steam marketplace anyways

[stone meadow]

absolutely not true

[atomic forum]

The way they have marketed it is for console players wanting to switch, not giving them a Console price is gonna hit them hard

[twin bear]

Clown when I get on it u should torture me

I mean erm teach me

[toxic relic]

what server does clown play on

[stone meadow]

Within our discord user circle, yes most of us use pc and steam

[toxic relic]

i thought he only played the russian ones

[stone meadow]

In the real world, most people use regular consoles

[burnt kite]

monke, ss1984 (ru branch of paradise), a little bit of aurorastation

[twin bear]

Ah crazy

Russian servers

[toxic relic]

real real monke looks sick

[stone meadow]

exactly this

[novel fern]

in the real world most people that play games have a laptop with steam on it

[twin bear]

Bro Russian servers on gmod seems interesting

[burnt kite]

it's very lax i love it

[stone meadow]

Definitely not what

[toxic relic]

cinema

[twin bear]

Laxatives

[novel fern]

most people aren't spending 1k+ on a new gen console or a gaming computer

[stone meadow]

Here in the uk i do not know many pc gamers, much less gamers that have laptops alongside a console

[twin bear]

I mean I would and 1k ain't shit

[stone meadow]

yes, they get consoles

[atomic forum]

New gens consoles have been as low as $300

[twin bear]

1k is a keyboard and monitor

[stone meadow]

They have an xbox/ps

[toxic relic]

$650 ram

[quiet siren]

https://www.wrdw.com/2025/12/02/heavily-intoxicated-raccoon-passes-out-liquor-store-bathroom-after-breaking-ransacking-shelves/

[stone meadow]

Which is rhe point, if a steam machine was also console priced a lot more people would buy in

just like oculus quest

[twin bear]

Lmao

[novel fern]

he just like me fr

[stone meadow]

VR was a very niche thing until oculus sold at a loss

now quest vr devices are pretty common

[novel fern]

oculus didn't have a majority of the market

[stone meadow]

yes, exactly

[novel fern]

steam is already on almost every computer that has a video game on it

[twin bear]

just play the games instead of worrying ong

[stone meadow]

Except PC gamers arent as widespread as you think they are

[twin bear]

Enjoy it while it lasts

[novel fern]

no they are, they're just not pc master race super gaming computer whatever

steam outdoes everybody

[stone meadow]

Plus, with Steam machine trying to break into the console market, it only reinforces the point that pricing them at the same price as other consoles would make more sense

[novel fern]

selling at a loss would just lose them money, the people who buy games and use steam marketplace are going to do it with or without their console

[stone meadow]

It will not outsell PS/Xbox at 600+

[stone meadow]

On xbox?

[novel fern]

it doesn't need to for the company to profit

[stone meadow]

Or PS?

What theyre trying to do is get into the console market

Console gamers do not use steam

[novel fern]

they're a private company they're trying to make money

[twin bear]

U will be able to play scum on the couch

Natively

I'm sold

[paper hull]

Scum ..

Isn't that the game owned by jagex

[twin bear]

Isn't it owned by a shit company now

[atomic forum]

The steam machine isn't primarily designed and marketed for people who already own a desktop PC

[twin bear]

Yeah

[atomic forum]

It's for console players

[twin bear]

Skin dlcs all over now

They added new types of enemies ig but the AI bandits are ass

[stone meadow]

i dont disagree

yes, this

[stone meadow]

steam machine is trying to get into the console gamer market

[atomic forum]

Exactly

[stone meadow]

Which is why they have to figure out those rules

No console casual gamer will buy a 800 dollar console when a 400 dollar one is right there

[atomic forum]

$499 or even $450 would be almost an instant buy for me just for my couch

[stone meadow]

and theyre familiar with it too

[twin bear]

They'll learn if they wanna sell them longer than a few yrs

[atomic forum]

Also don't forget anticheat

that is gonna turn off loads of console players anyway

[twin bear]

Imagine not wanting steam support

Just tell me u wanna not get ur acc back ong

[stone meadow]

like again, VR used to be a niche field for people with high spec pcs

[candid patio]

Today:
X appointment is too close to right now. I don't want to start anything until after x
Y appointment is too close to now, I don't want to start anything until after y
Well it's time to go home pretty soon, I don't want to start anything and then have to stop when it's time to go home

Guess I'll do it all tomorrow

[stone meadow]

But once Oculus Quest came out at 399, the whole field exploded

standalone consoles at reasonable prices

[twin bear]

U got 12 yr olds on onward

U win some and lose some ig

[stone meadow]

and the oculus store has gotten millions in purchases

[sacred schooner]

YES that's exactly what I was thinking of

[stone meadow]

I mean lets be real

[twin bear]

Always fun to TK the yapper child in a lobby

[toxic relic]

this doesnt make sense

[stone meadow]

While yes the player base had a lot more annoying kids, VR as a whole benefited a lot

[atomic forum]

Indeed, made it more of a household name now

[twin bear]

The annoying kids ain't bad

They just add more to the mix

[stone meadow]

VR was dying out, onward would have slowly hemmoraged players until the game was dead

[twin bear]

The Tabor kids are a bit racist tho

At least the one I've killed

[stone meadow]

it became more accessible in general

[sacred schooner]

towards the end of my playtime on it I was just messing around with scopeless snipers, tasers and c4

[stone meadow]

the increase in player count was beneficial in general

[twin bear]

U ever have the whole lobby do a taser only

It's peak

So good

[stone meadow]

companies investing in the field, sponsoring games, etc

[candid patio]

I'm saying I had a bunch of work to do today. But at the start of my day, I had an appointment. So I didn't want to work on anything before the appointment. But then I had another appointment, and I didn't want to get started on anything before that appointment either. And now I don't have anymore appointments, but I'm off in 30 minutes, so I might as well just sit here and do nothing for 30 minutes

[twin bear]

Or sticks and stones but it's just sticks

[candid patio]

Of course it doesn't make any sense

[sacred schooner]

stabby stab

[twin bear]

Walked into my teammates one time

Accidentally killed my whole squad

😭

Had it out lol

[stone meadow]

physical vr stocks are so good

[atomic forum]

TWD vr game S&S was actually pretty good tbh

[sacred schooner]

used to T pose as the VIP and try to win the round like that

[candid patio]

Like to invest?

[twin bear]

Holding that position must've been some work

I couldn't do it my headset is heavy as shit

[stone meadow]

Oh in onward i had people pretend to die by lying on the ground and throwing their items everywere around them

[candid patio]

Official financial investment advice in a professional capacity from Frogski

[twin bear]

Ngl playing VR with this rig rn is not enjoyable for more than a few mins

[toxic relic]

bruh

bulgaria

[sacred schooner]

I got used to it, but for sure when I buy valve's headset it'll be much better

[stone meadow]

yes invest into meta rn

[twin bear]

Grocery wedding

[toxic relic]

its fucking insane

[atomic forum]

I get waves of motionsickness, sometimes i can go hours in vr, othertimes only a few minutes

[toxic relic]

they got married at lidl bro

[atomic forum]

Gotta get those bargins somehow

[twin bear]

I wanna buy the tiny one I can't remember the name tho, picture quality only getting better

[candid patio]

Bruh has giganto hands

[stone meadow]

if its a headache, try a counterbalance

[candid patio]

Gross

[sacred schooner]

working at one makes me double cringe

[twin bear]

At least it's not walmart

Could be worse

[stone meadow]

Also quest 2 strap is horrid

i bought a proper elite style one quickly

[toxic relic]

dickriding lidl

insane

[twin bear]

My skinny neck

Just aches cuz it's heavy

[toxic relic]

camera perspective

[sacred schooner]

the tracking of the controllers as well, forget about fine movements

[twin bear]

They got a 5% discount

[stone meadow]

but yeah if you have a headache wearing a headset get a proper strap or a counterweight

[twin bear]

For a week

[toxic relic]

i swear some of these are ai

[twin bear]

I wouldn't doubt it

[toxic relic]

the images look to fake

[stone meadow]

counterweight actually feels less heavy

[twin bear]

I've seen so much AI used in reviews and ads it sickens me

[rain mango]

how mfs 5 years ago would swear on their mom's soul that they weren't the impostor

[twin bear]

I could try that then

[toxic relic]

i just want potatoes bro why are you trying to make me join the lidl paramilitary

[stone meadow]

i taped a heavy power bank to the back of my strap

[twin bear]

Eventually gonna have to get a better rig so I can enjoy rally

[sacred schooner]

one more proof for the house in the middle of a forest long term plan

[stone meadow]

you could do something similar, or get a comortable strap

[twin bear]

I fuckin love rally in VR would be amazing to see a race irl

[toxic relic]

truly

[stone meadow]

vr driving is cool af

i like assetto corsa

[rain mango]

im sick of the unmoderated AI chatbot thirst trap ads on youtube

[last spoke]

I really gotta play ITR once we get the frame

[twin bear]

It's a sick sim

[toxic relic]

vr driving would be cool for driving tests

[rain mango]

they wanna talk about protecting the kids

[sacred schooner]

never done so, I'm more into VR flying

[candid patio]

Ok I just put 20% of my whole portfolio into meta on Frogskis official financial advice

[last spoke]

We only bought it after our controllers started dying

[rain mango]

out the window when money is involved huh youtube

[stone meadow]

i paid for an open world track

[burnt kite]

wha

[atomic forum]

Ngl i dont think it would work well if thats the only way you could learn

[toxic relic]

bulgaria

[twin bear]

We are only gonna get worse with it ppl literally accept ts

Somehow

[rain mango]

oh hey the country from half life 2

[toxic relic]

at leas the pomegranates are -40% off

[rain mango]

yeah cool country sad its not real though

[toxic relic]

nah not the only way

as part of the pre real driving tests

[twin bear]

That's a decent deal

40 off

[atomic forum]

I suppose it could be a good idea

[twin bear]

Poms are peak too

[toxic relic]

cinema

[candid patio]

My portfolio is a little baby portfolio... It's up to $105 from $50 though

[atomic forum]

Would be good for hazard perception

[twin bear]

Ours tend to be ass and overpriced

[onyx igloo]

i cook the onion

onions are a great addition to food

[candid patio]

If I can just double that like 10 more times...

[twin bear]

"health" foods tend to all be a gimmick I swear just lemme enjoy some pomegranate god dam it ain't gonna cure cancer jeez

[toxic relic]

only echo is into stock bro bs

[twin bear]

Ain't gotta charge 16 bucks a bottle

[twin bear]

Steak

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Ikr surprise

[candid patio]

That seems absurdly cheap for pomegranates here. Is that like a major export of Bulgaria?

[onyx igloo]

i like pomegranate

[twin bear]

Imports being shit

Lmao

[toxic relic]

lidl is a discount store, bulgaria may seem cheaper than the usa but if you look at it more accurately, with bulgarian cost of living and wages its about the same

[candid patio]

Anyone else want to give me questionable investment advice? I'll buy $20 worth of something on Robin Hood

[toxic relic]

its cheaper for me because im coming in with foreign money that is "higher value"

[stone meadow]

Wow

Distruption to the economy

[twin bear]

Robin my nutter butters

[stone meadow]

what

[twin bear]

Pls do they're booty cheek

[toxic relic]

robin more like rubin

[twin bear]

A snack

It's a wafer thing

Peanut butter and fucking Choco and it ain't good

Kids snack tho tbf

[toxic relic]

go onto r/wallstreetbets if you want bad advice man

[twin bear]

Kitchencels

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/run-woman-hide-panic-dodge-gif-5264408

[toxic relic]

why

[twin bear]

To this day still the only thing I check ever lmao

[candid patio]

I'm not allowed to go there anymore

[toxic relic]

peak

[toxic relic]

dude no way you actually used it

[twin bear]

Who's gramma got scammed

[candid patio]

Diamond hands baby

[toxic relic]

bruh

im judging you hard bro

[sacred schooner]

in french it's apple grenade

[twin bear]

More like soft hands

[candid patio]

Rocket emoji rocket emoji

To the moon

[toxic relic]

accurate descriptor

[toxic relic]

infinite risk infinite reward

[candid patio]

With the help of wsb I turned $1,000 USD into $5,000 USD into $50 USD

True story

[toxic relic]

why do you use reddit

[candid patio]

DOOMSCROLLING AND FOOD ARE MY ONLY SOURCES OF DOPAMINE

[toxic relic]

you're rich and sheltered why dont you get a nice hobby

[candid patio]

And I need a constant trickle of it every waking second of my life

[candid patio]

I'm not rich!!!!

[toxic relic]

you are

[neat moat]

Im well off 🤓

[toxic relic]

comfortable 🤓

[sacred schooner]

I'm student levels of rich

[candid patio]

There's only 1 comma in my checking account >.<

[twin bear]

Full metal jacket moment

[toxic relic]

you own more than 1 house bro, you're not the proletariat

[twin bear]

Tf

Bros RICH

Two houses

[sacred schooner]

there's supposed to be more than one?

[twin bear]

Possibly more

[neat moat]

wait slappy are you an immigrant?

[toxic relic]

he's in canada

[candid patio]

I am an American citizen living in Canada

[toxic relic]

idk if theyre immigrating there though

[neat moat]

so yes?

[toxic relic]

are you immigrating to canada or are you immigrating to portugal

[candid patio]

I desire permanent residency in Canada but it's looking unlikely. I'm on a temporary work permit at the moment

[rain mango]

george orwell could've written 1984 without unnecessarily doing a self insert of his infidelity cuck fetish

[twin bear]

Bro is the definition of having privilege

[toxic relic]

so you are an immigrant? why is it unlikely

[candid patio]

My wife won't fucking shut up about moving back to California so my hopes and dreams of not being American anymore are pretty dashed rn

[toxic relic]

bruh

im ngl your spouse sounds very...mercurial

[sacred schooner]

I meant isn't that only for cents? I only know one place that uses more commas in their numbers and that's india

[rain mango]

i like the US

[toxic relic]

to put it nicely

[rain mango]

i do not like the state i live in

[twin bear]

I like the land not the ppl

[rain mango]

it literally sounds like the word misery

[twin bear]

At all

[rain mango]

how much worse can it get

[rain mango]

ok cool

[twin bear]

America has some good things ngl tho

Ur like 14 bro

[candid patio]

In North America commas are used to separate groups of 3 digits
999
1,999
1,999,999
Etc

[twin bear]

U don't even know how bad it is here yet

[rain mango]

uhm ok

[twin bear]

All adults learn eventually

[rain mango]

16 btw

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gaslighting-gullisout-jonathangullis-toriesout-gif-8209068701399431500

[toxic relic]

like thats better

[twin bear]

Ok two years lmao

I'm not being rude just to clarify

[candid patio]

Can you use a different word? I won't be offended.

[twin bear]

Just saying u got time to realize

[rain mango]

nah

i know its a shitshow

[toxic relic]

a fucking neurotic douchebag

[twin bear]

I'm sorry but I love some American stuff it just gets over hyped

And over used

A lot of shit in the mix tbf

[sacred schooner]

I guess I haven't been paying attention? been Canadian my whole life

[rain mango]

jjst not where i live

[burnt kite]

thats 4 words

[toxic relic]

true

[rain mango]

cunt

how about that

[toxic relic]

its not as biting as id like it

[rain mango]

hoe

[toxic relic]

inaccurate

[candid patio]

Neurotic... Absolutely
Douchebag... Ummmmmmmmmm

||Maybe sometimes|| but not towards me

[twin bear]

Ur wife sounds a bit mean to put it in my terms

[rain mango]

bitchboy

[toxic relic]

convulsive maybe

tempestuous

[last spoke]

Selfish?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[twin bear]

Maybe inconsiderate of ur feelings

At least from wut I've read

[toxic relic]

idk your life man im just going off what you say here lol

[candid patio]

She's not that mean to me most of the time... Sometimes she hurts my feelings

[rain mango]

i would like to move to the UK

[toxic relic]

every time you mention your spouse its some insane decision that you have to deal with

[toxic relic]

AHAHAHAHAH

[rain mango]

even though it would be hell on my anxiety

because its a wet cold urban hellhole

[twin bear]

Anywhere there's good food and hospitality

I would live

[stone meadow]

as long as its not anywhere near the south

[sacred schooner]

the iconic food from different cities makes me drool at times

[toxic relic]

jordan

[candid patio]

I mention when she does nice things for me too

She made me cookies today ❤️

[rain mango]

good god is england that bad

[toxic relic]

i wasnt in those episodes

[stone meadow]

very fucking expensive

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/girls'-last-tour-shoujo-shuumatsu-ryokou-anime-yuu-yuuri-gif-16621983305984528549

[twin bear]

Yeah just sucks that everyone copies the good shit and dilutes it

[candid patio]

Well without her I wouldn't have been able to move to Canada at all

[stone meadow]

down here at least

[toxic relic]

england sucks ireland is a tax haven no one lives in wales and scotland is a shithole

[candid patio]

Even if I only get to spend a year here, it will have been a fun year

[stone meadow]

£1200 for an average 1 bed flat where i live

[twin bear]

Pretty peak looking land

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[twin bear]

Land is a must for me gotta be smth I'll enjoy being outside in couldn't live in the UK ngl

[toxic relic]

it is bro so peak, ive been there a few times

[twin bear]

Heard it's miserable a lot outside

[twin bear]

How's the alcohol haha

This is a must know

[candid patio]

If I were single I'd probably live in a car rn

[toxic relic]

ha ha

[rain mango]

ive got 40k USD waiting for me when i turn 18

[stone meadow]

lately its been pretty warm and sunny

[twin bear]

Oh hell yeah brother soak that shit up

Sun is nice

[rain mango]

dont know if it will be of much use by then with housing prices but

[sacred schooner]

I'd avoid most fast food places, for either it's too expensive or they use the same frozen ingredients and pre-packaged meals from the same provider

[candid patio]

That sounds cheap but I believe it's quite high compared to wages, right?

[rain mango]

well its better than not having shit

[toxic relic]

the laws around alcohol are strict ngl but its not as crazy as some other countries

[stone meadow]

must be nice, all i had waiting for me when i turn 18 is debt

[rain mango]

its blood money kind of

[twin bear]

Dude that's what I'm sayin they selling fucking jail food brands at McDonald's

[toxic relic]

they have a good assortment of local and imported drinks too

[rain mango]

someone died for me to have it

[candid patio]

You have no idea how fast that will evaporate into nothing if you aren't careful

[sacred schooner]

or you get the same cheese stick in los angeles and new york

[toxic relic]

bruh

how is that cheap

[twin bear]

Local is so good

[toxic relic]

petra beer

its good

[stone meadow]

£1200 sounds cheap for a 1 bed?
and yes I technically earn above average income and p much all of my money goes into rent, utliites food and travel, with some debt

[twin bear]

Even here it's ball compared to the popular imports ngl tho we import shit alcohol haha

[sacred schooner]

that's almost 4 times my rent

[toxic relic]

fair

[candid patio]

I live in a very cheap city and only a very bad apartment in a very bad part of town is that price

[toxic relic]

pound to canadian dollar conversion

[rain mango]

a good chunk of it will be going towards transitioning and college

[twin bear]

"Cheese pull" ahh

[rain mango]

my mother expects me to split it with my older brother

[toxic relic]

xal is canadian as well

idk what city you live in bro

[rain mango]

but he would fucking kill me if he knew who i really was

[candid patio]

Oh I just converted to CAD

[rain mango]

im already taking enough risk telling my grandparents and mother who i am

[sacred schooner]

tbf quebec is the most affordable when it comes to housing

[twin bear]

Id spend some of it on on vehicle

If I was u

[rain mango]

that too yes

[twin bear]

Ur gonna need a car

Ye fr

[toxic relic]

its still expensive as fuck

[rain mango]

i may have to live with my grandparents for a little while

[stone meadow]

1200 gbp is 2200 cad

[last spoke]

Yike

[candid patio]

I live in a 3 bedroom apartment that's 1750 sqft and it's only slightly more than 1200gbp

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-cat-nub-silly-cat-depression-depressed-gif-5883714320658611738

[twin bear]

Canada got pretty mountains been to the peace bridge a few times and crossed over like once iirc

[toxic relic]

exactly haha

[twin bear]

For a store at school haha

[stone meadow]

yeah a 3 bed is about £2k here lol

at least

[rain mango]

after all, i do predict that adults living with their parents in the early years of adulthood (18-29 y/o) will become a lot more common

[candid patio]

My apartment translates to 1350gbp lol

[twin bear]

Studio apartments are crazy do y'all have those where u are

[toxic relic]

uh

[twin bear]

Fuckin one room

[rain mango]

if it isnt widespread already

[last spoke]

Man we just want a 1 bedroom flat that has somewhere to cook, somewhere to clean and somewhere to sleep

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

[twin bear]

My bathroom is a dam curtain

[stone meadow]

one bed room share here starts at £700

[twin bear]

Ngl goes hard when I'm lazy haha

[rain mango]

ive got 2 years to adulthood

[toxic relic]

piss into sink

[rain mango]

technically 1 year with my state's laws

scary

[sacred schooner]

my shitass appartment is equivalent to 400 pounds

[rain mango]

has time really flown by that fast

[twin bear]

So tired u just take and piss in the sink fr

[rain mango]

it feels like last year i was only 6

[stone meadow]

a room with an en suite bathroom is min 800 quid

[twin bear]

Man I'm not even an adult yet adulthood less abt age more abt mentality

[rain mango]

crying because i broke a toy or kept getting spawncamped by someone on cod bo2

[stone meadow]

my co workers with mortgages were surprised that I pay twice as much for 1 bed than they do for a 3-4 bed house

[rain mango]

i physically grew way too fast too

[twin bear]

Gotta love it when ur hungry and ur wanting on food cuz u know it's gonna hit the spot

[rain mango]

i have stretch marks all over my back that look like whip marks

[candid patio]

The city my wife wants to move back to is even more expensive than frogs City

[twin bear]

I have those too

[rain mango]

i grew so tall so fast my skin stretched

[twin bear]

I'm like 6'3 tbf tho

[sacred schooner]

market rate for 1 bedroom here starts at 1100 cad and averages 1300-1500

[rain mango]

like i ate a growth mushroom from super mario

[burnt kite]

man, life is so hard when you are 6'7ft tall

[twin bear]

Dam I only pay like 800

[rain mango]

i dont wanna be so tall

[sacred schooner]

753

[rain mango]

i feel clocky

[twin bear]

I hate being taller than everyone else

Grab this change this

Fuck off fr

[spiral condor]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6nnacTL5on2aVsRhVDNUSo?si=80904122d798486b

fire flames

[toxic relic]

twink build or dwarf build?

[twin bear]

I'm a paperweight

I wanna be smaller

[rain mango]

when i was in middle school, one of the popular girls asked me out for some reason

[candid patio]

We have so much money liquid right now because we cut our cost of living by so much... If we move back to where my wife wants, all that money will be gone in 6 months 🙁

[twin bear]

Rather be dwarf and tall feminine build

[toxic relic]

fair fair

[rain mango]

i later realized that she only liked me for my heigjt

and not my personality

[stone meadow]

Yeah, CAD lol

[sacred schooner]

DUH

[twin bear]

I don't like the term red flag but this is one of those

[toxic relic]

then dont move back bro

[sacred schooner]

I'd be leaving canada otherwise

[twin bear]

Yeah don't do it

[rain mango]

oh and she had apparently been cheating on me with my friend's brother

and he knew about it

but never told me

[candid patio]

She thinks living in that city is the only thing that matters 🙁

[stone meadow]

Im.looking at £1k a month 1 bed rentals

thats 1.8k cad lol

[rain mango]

so i may or may not have violently attacked him until the principal pulled me off

[twin bear]

Imma stay single glad my last relationship ended well and we still talk

Gonna stay single for as long as I can

[rain mango]

i dont want children

never have wanted them

never will

[toxic relic]

im not gonna give you advice about shit i dont know but man its not like you have no say

[stone meadow]

actually its more profitable to have a partner

[twin bear]

I'm blessed with not being able to bear kids

[rain mango]

no its simply because i cannot stand younger children

i was an annoying runt

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

If the skygods are real thank u God of victory cuz I take this as a w

[sacred schooner]

for a 1 bedroom that's a luxury building

[candid patio]

Since moving to Canada we paid off over $30k USD in credit card debt and we have more in savings than we've ever had in the 12 years we've been together

[toxic relic]

then dont move back bro

[last spoke]

Short term, we want a roof that costs as little as possible
Long term we wanna move to Denmark

[twin bear]

No kids and a partner is a dreamy set-up

[stone meadow]

yeah 1k british is for a flat quite abit outside of the city

[twin bear]

The money that can be saved when not raising kids is insane

[stone meadow]

a 1 bed in town costs around 1.5k

[candid patio]

I'll keep trying to convince her to stay.

[candid patio]

We are dinked up right now and it's pretty sweet

[sacred schooner]

if he does he'll get 30k debt into 50 BMG and an M2

[burnt kite]

i dont want children, i dont want to make new blackrock employees

[twin bear]

End of the day if it ain't dangerous and ur saving money u have a good point for staying

[candid patio]

Anything I want at the grocery store... I don't even look at the price I just throw it in the basket

[twin bear]

Why do we gotta wear these ties

[sacred schooner]

I always look af the prices

[twin bear]

Shit that's black mesa

Oops

[sacred schooner]

always

[burnt kite]

do you know who ate all the donuts?

[candid patio]

That's the extent of my lavish lifestyle though lol... We eat out maybe twice a month

[candid patio]

Me

[twin bear]

Freeman

Cascade event

Fat ass caused it

[burnt kite]

freeman you fool

[spiral condor]

"Stop fucking with the Microwave!"

[sacred schooner]

if you wonder who took only the honeycruelers, that's me

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/freemans-mind-freeman's-mind-half-life-half-life-half-life-1-gif-17791823288936074598

[burnt kite]

okay xtal

[toxic relic]

stay in canada until your saving go up high enough then move to portugal and live in the bragança district lmao

[burnt kite]

not like anyone else has them, ever

[twin bear]

That reminds me of when I hid honeybuns in my mattress at trion

To sell to kids lmao

[spiral condor]

why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties.

[stone meadow]

Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties

[twin bear]

Is gman skibidi or fanum

True ngl

[burnt kite]

are you insane? stop attacking me, immediately!

[twin bear]

Love how u could kill whoever

[spiral condor]

Gordon you lousy motherfucker

[twin bear]

Ppl still love gordan tho

[burnt kite]

you could in hl2 beta

[sacred schooner]

same reason retail workers get no chair, percieveness of professionnalism by management

[burnt kite]

an angel lost its wings

[candid patio]

At our current income we would probably have close to half a million euros saved up by the time we ran out extensions on our Canadian work permits

[twin bear]

He's either a menace or an angel ong

[twin bear]

Hl2 beta woulda been fucked up

[spiral condor]

Someone has hidden my glasses again.

[twin bear]

Insane art style

[toxic relic]

you could buy citizenship at that rate lmao

[candid patio]

I don't think she is considering Portugal anymore

[sacred schooner]

he'd need to learn french for extra points

[candid patio]

She just keeps talking about missing our friend group that we saw once a quarter

[twin bear]

Bruh

[candid patio]

And being cold

[toxic relic]

why bro portugal is so great with its cows and rye and commie blocks

[twin bear]

That sucks

[stone meadow]

Good morning Gordon

[twin bear]

Rye

[burnt kite]

i like retail's atmposhere more, people aren't oppressed for the sake of oppression, it feels more barren, since Combine is just there to take resources and teleportation tech, before dipping and leaving humanity dead or crippled

[twin bear]

Dam everyone loves rye

Good

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-quebec-scream-quebec-crie-si-tu-aime-le-québec-québec-crie-gif-6243316274443352922

[sacred schooner]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[twin bear]

Would be cool to see a mod

Where it's after they left

And we are dealing with rebuilding and retaking the land

[burnt kite]

and gordon wasn't there?

[twin bear]

Yeah

So he stops ruining shit for civs

Lmao

[stone meadow]

Freeman, you fool!

[burnt kite]

hmm 🤔

[sacred schooner]

do they get chairs in HL?

[burnt kite]

you could make it into a rts

[burnt kite]

yeah

[twin bear]

That would be sick

A half life rts

Dam ball idea ngl

[burnt kite]

there is one

lambda wars

its free too

[twin bear]

Wait that's the mod?

[sacred schooner]

because if so, they have better working conditions while under an alien occupation than me

[twin bear]

I thought that was the players one

[stone meadow]

I remember playing HL1 because the CS S game i had installed had hl1 in the files

[burnt kite]

its a full game

[twin bear]

Oh shit

Dam

[candid patio]

The French doesn't even help enough.
It's crazy that a student who works at Loblaws can easily get more points than my wife, a business owner with 30+ Canadian employees

[burnt kite]

why would css have hl1

[stone meadow]

no idea

but it did

[burnt kite]

maybe it was cs 1.6

[stone meadow]

HL1 was in the game folder

no, it was HL

[sacred schooner]

having a job that requires a degree does give out points too

[burnt kite]

i meant cs 1.6 would have hl in its folder

[candid patio]

We submitted for provincial nominee for Alberta a couple months ago, but the more time that goes by the less likely it is we will get chosen

[stone meadow]

it was cs s

[burnt kite]

very odd

[twin bear]

Would buying a skull to make a mask be a silly idea

It is legal after all just wildly expensive

[stone meadow]

It was a pirated modded css but ir was css that had HL1

[candid patio]

Her work permit only allows her to work for her company that she owns and that doesn't generate Canadian work experience points. She has 2 degrees and is the president of her company

[sacred schooner]

have you had an immigration lawyer help you with the process?

[tender igloo]

Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties

[candid patio]

Yeah we have one in Ontario and one in Alberta and 3 of her employees happen to be immigration attorneys

And she's gonna be 35 next year so we will get even less points

[stone meadow]

Aagh. Help!

[candid patio]

I keep telling her we should make an anchor baby

[burnt kite]

staph!

[toxic relic]

what does this mean

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-shock-scientists-what-gif-15495554

[last spoke]

Is that like a matter baby?

[sacred schooner]

case in point, I've been of the idea for a good while that our immigration system needs a reform to better respond to our needs

[candid patio]

If she gives birth to a child while we are legally in Canada, we will get a path to citizenship because our child will be a citizen

[stone meadow]

whats the up dawg

[toxic relic]

bruh

why would you have a child for this reason

[last spoke]

A baby is like
An entire person that you gotta raise
And you wanna use one as a tool?

[sacred schooner]

if it so happens to be a life goal

[last spoke]

You want to make one to use as a tool

[stone meadow]

ok

lets reel it back

[toxic relic]

reel dis bro 🎣

[candid patio]

I hate America. I'll take any ticket out

[sacred schooner]

good thing you're in the land of monopoly money

[burnt kite]

you make a baby and you pierce a massive ship anchor through it's skull

[stone meadow]

ay

whatd i say

[last spoke]

I never got a reply about the eight pepperoni

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/what-he-say-ice-cube-gif-26582702

[toxic relic]

nothing more monopoly money than aus money

[sacred schooner]

UwU - Frogski, 2025

[quasi slate]

wiwiwiwi

[sacred schooner]

oui oui oui oui

[burnt kite]

wiwiwawa

[candid patio]

Minus 8 is dramatically colder than 0

[quasi slate]

what is 57+10

[toxic relic]

i would say kyrgyzstan is better than kazakhstan but kazakhstan has the baikonur cosmodrome

[stone meadow]

im gonna uwu your entire being

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/q7GKreKnHww?si=MzF98tNZIiGMyMhA

[quasi slate]

xal turned into furry by frogski live action

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-zzz-gif-14818062784126852467

[onyx igloo]

i just sat down and my cat move from the headrest beside me to my headrest

[stone meadow]

kyrgystan is the most central asian country but yes kazakhstan is richer in all aspects

[burnt kite]

i liked the sandwich one

[onyx igloo]

Now shes at pawing my face

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-friends-cyan-papas-burgeria-mayonnaise-mayo-gif-14714873823601815604

[burnt kite]

could use a little mayo

[sacred schooner]

that's not mayo? that's not mayo!?!

[candid patio]

... You can't fool me. Street youth

[sacred schooner]

the average IQ of the youth

[candid patio]

No offense. That's what my wife and I call teenagers that we see in the wild.

It doesn't matter what they are doing or where they are

And their presence makes us uncomfortable.

[stone meadow]

six seven

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kids-one-of-us-gif-21904018

[stone meadow]

more like reaffirmed

[candid patio]

13 year old kid with a backpack sitting at a bus stop at 4 pm as we drive by... "Oh man there's a bunch of street youth in the area, this is a bad neighborhood"

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-john-cena-confused-gif-20874329

[candid patio]

He's probably got guns and drugs in his backpack

[quasi slate]

the american lifestyle

[candid patio]

Guns that shoot drug bullets

[burnt kite]

why are to be-uploaded videos shimmering?

[sacred schooner]

that's american logic, or toronto logic

[last spoke]

I'm sure this is a healthy mindset /s

[burnt kite]

then a long yellow bus comes round to pick the kid up, must be the local trafficking ring

[candid patio]

I'm going to choose to not see the sarcasm in your text

[sacred schooner]

I've only really heard of gun crimes done by organised crime here

[last spoke]

Here, I'll make it clearer

[burnt kite]

[candid patio]

Omg a whole bus load of street youth... That's like the pretext to gang violence

[gusty pelican]

[sacred schooner]

on the way to an organised youth center, they're already into organised crime

[candid patio]

Terrifying

How's that song go...

[sacred schooner]

a 5 yo could be a crime boss

[candid patio]

Teenagers scare... The living shit outta me

[sacred schooner]

the wheels on the bus goes square and square

https://tenor.com/view/wheels-square-bumpy-gif-4531273

[candid patio]

If I saw teenage me at the mall I would leave

[sacred schooner]

I'd give a hug to teenage me

[rain mango]

i think my financial future is shit

[candid patio]

Teenage me would call the police and press sexual assault charges on me if I have them a hug

[rain mango]

my personal finance class has a personal finance simulation

where we get a paycheck for completing tasks and assignments in class n shit

[candid patio]

I'm glad they are teaching you this

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-working-computer-fire-burning-work-pressure-gif-797541937587978407

[rain mango]

we then have to pay things like bills, college tuition fund, and emergency expenses/"life happens" things

i checked my credit score and it said i have a credit score of like

700 or 750

[sacred schooner]

2

[rain mango]

im unsure if thats good

but it doesnt sound like it to me idk

[last spoke]

As much as I don't like being with kids, I can't stand anyone that's mean to them
Like bro, they're still new to this whole being alive thing
It's like being mad at a fresh install of a casual game because they don't know the ins and outs yet

[sacred schooner]

I think 700 is good when you haven't borrowed yet

[rain mango]

we have a college tuition thing that we have to pay off weekly

around 35k

[sacred schooner]

you're a clean slate creditor

[rain mango]

idk if that counts

[candid patio]

750 is way higher than you can realistically hope to achieve in your first several years of having credit.
But, literally on your 18th birthday you should immediately get some kind of credit card.

[sacred schooner]

35k?

[rain mango]

is my credit score good or something

[rain mango]

its all in a simulation ofc

[rain mango]

me too

they're doing the one thing i hear middle schoolers complain about

"why dont they teach us something useful like taxes"

i have an A- in that class

[sacred schooner]

in a near free education country? 35k in tuition is crazy

[bronze moat]

Rice shower is adorbs

[sacred schooner]

I've never had to pay back more than a few grands at a time for tuition

[burnt kite]

dude im such a fat fucking chud, let me take my frustrations and insecurities out on something that can't fight back

[rain mango]

i dont think the US is free education

[sacred schooner]

an armless disabled person in a wheelchair?

[candid patio]

I would never be mean directly to children or teenagers unless they deserved it

[rain mango]

not for college at least

[last spoke]

Meanwhile one of the teachers at our school would always say that getting a credit card would be the biggest mistake that everyone will make

[rain mango]

i dont know if i want a credit card

[sacred schooner]

oh you're in the US, I'm sorry for you

[candid patio]

I scolded a 4 year old on Saturday but he was being naughty

[rain mango]

i live in a decent state at least

[sacred schooner]

then 35k in tuition is nothing

[rain mango]

yeah they prohibit me from transitioning til im 18 and that sucks

[last spoke]

Why the caveat?
If you get into a fight with a child, you've lost by showing up

[rain mango]

but housing prices are fine here

nature's beautiful

grasslands and temperate forest

[candid patio]

There are only 3 and you don't live in California, so that puts you in Washington.

[rain mango]

nice people

i suppose...

not the brightest but

they're okay ig

[sacred schooner]

nature here is 10/10... until winter

[rain mango]

my family keeps telling me how im so smart and should go somewhere like harvard

i dont think that im smart though

book smart i'd say

in school i have all A's and B's

outside of school..

dumb as a brick

[sacred schooner]

my mother used to be like that when I was young, trust in what you're comfortable with

[rain mango]

im not smart

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bros-bro-high-five-dillon-duke-gif-24818151

[candid patio]

My neighbor has 2 sons... Approximately ages 7 and 8, and they like to sprint back and forth between the elevator and their house at the opposite end of the hallway

[sacred schooner]

applied sciences wasn't for me

[rain mango]

im just really good at pattern recognition, memory, and following instructions

really anxious, and sometimes, a bit too aware maybe?

but i'd rather know everything and be anxious than know nothing and be carefree

[candid patio]

It makes this thunderous noise and they do it all the time even at 2 in the morning sometimes... And the parents just watch them do it and don't say anything. They bump into me... They stepped on my dog once...

What would you do?

[rain mango]

i would talk to the parents and ask them to control their children

if they refuse to do so then i'd bring it up with management

or landlord

whatever they are

but thats assuming i'd have a clear head at that moment

[candid patio]

Damn you are like a whole grownup

[rain mango]

i'd probably be annoyed as shit and shout

QUIT RUNNING LIKE USAIN BOLT YOU CUNTS

or something

[sacred schooner]

I'd be too shy to address it

[rain mango]

clearheaded im really pleasant

[last spoke]

Are you really surprised that the way to get people to do something you want is to ask them?

[rain mango]

clouded by anger, annoyance, or anything else though

and im quite

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-gif-12132376810128560925

[rain mango]

a douchebag tbh LOL

[rain mango]

ive always known this is how to resolve something irl

[candid patio]

I've tried giving them mean looks

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dwarf-mr-flibble-oh-we-cant-possibly-do-that-gif-5807100

[twin bear]

Free coupon for understanding aka glockenspiel

[young kelp]

have you tried asking while giving the looks

[last spoke]

And they probably think you're being weird

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-pee-gif-5220733

[burnt kite]

what kind of mashup is this 😭

[twin bear]

Yt music

[rain mango]

i havent gotten into a single fight the past few years simply because i refuse to be aggressive irl

[twin bear]

Bro just buy cassettes smh

[burnt kite]

it's good with revanced

[candid patio]

I'm kinda scared of them but I can't publicly say why

[twin bear]

Shit fart told me abt it I gotta actually set that up

Also u still got low rider

[burnt kite]

i think

[twin bear]

Good cuz I ain't buying it a fourth time

Keep losing them

Did lose the kino tho

[rain mango]

and, with a bunch of snobby egotistical self centered cunt highschool freshmen roaming the halls like fucking roaches

thats impressive for me

[burnt kite]

bradar put them in the bank

[rain mango]

like chill out buddy

you're 14 and your name is damien

you

are 5'9

talking to me like i just spat in your face

calm down a lil

[twin bear]

I have some

Just keep forgetting that I gotta take them out

Before I log

[candid patio]

Yeah I was trying to elaborate on this in a politically correct way but nope

[rain mango]

politically correct?

ok are they extremists dude

[candid patio]

Like probably not... But the propaganda that I've consumed my whole life would like me to believe that they are

[rain mango]

some mental age test on the internet said i have the mentality of a 35 year old

[twin bear]

I get told I'm straight from gay tests do

So*

I mean

[last spoke]

import(rand)

[burnt kite]

who are you talking about bro

[rain mango]

but i laugh at stupid shit like russian dashcam videos

[last spoke]

My money's on Muslim

[twin bear]

The marvel fans

Or that

Which is crazy

Ngl

[rain mango]

russian highways have to be literal gmod servers dude

[twin bear]

Lotta my friends are Muslim haha

[rain mango]

i dont know any muslims but from what i can tell

[last spoke]

They got awesome food

[rain mango]

cool guys

[twin bear]

Got friends from Israel and Palestine, Russia, China as well I'm just a chill guy if ur a good person we can be pals u feel me

I hate discrimination

[rain mango]

i dont really care for like

[sacred schooner]

hardly know er

[rain mango]

personal identity or stuff like that

i think everyones a cool guy

[candid patio]

I don't have anything against them but that doesn't mean I feel comfortable confronting them about their parenting

[rain mango]

or cool gal

or cool enby

i dont judge

[burnt kite]

import random
result = random.randint(0,100)
useranswer = input("Just say anything to us, we don't care and pick a random digit")
print(result)

[twin bear]

Oh the parenting thing

Are they abusing they kid

If so it's illegal there

[rain mango]

what does import(rand) mean

[twin bear]

Bam there u go

[last spoke]

Nah, the kids are just noisy

[twin bear]

Ah I see

Undisciplined

[sacred schooner]

35 YO you still will

[stone meadow]

what is happening here

[twin bear]

Idek tbh

[last spoke]

Literally just "computer, give me a random number"

[sacred schooner]

identity and russian highways shenanigans

[burnt kite]

wouldnt you like to know weatherboy

[twin bear]

Did u hear abt black division btw

[rain mango]

slappy yappin abt his shitty neighbors not controlling their kids

[twin bear]

New lame ai

[candid patio]

No. They let them run through the hallways and it makes a lot of noise and I've watched them plow into little old ladies at full speed in the hall

[twin bear]

Report it

Shrimple

[last spoke]

So ask them to reel their kids in

[rain mango]

i dont trust internet tests

[burnt kite]

set up booby traps

[candid patio]

What if they tell me to mind my business?

[twin bear]

They could be kicked TF out for shit like that if the landlord isn't a slumlord

U report it

[rain mango]

bring it up with the landlord

or, with management

[twin bear]

If they don't wanna listen u report that shit

Yeah

[rain mango]

whoever handles tenants

[candid patio]

I am the management

[last spoke]

The kids are causing a disturbance, it is your business

[rain mango]

well what can you do

[sacred schooner]

then you tried

[twin bear]

Kick their ass out they hassle old ladies

[rain mango]

im not a manager nor have i been one

so idk what to do

[stone meadow]

ok explain yourself

[twin bear]

Literally inhospitality

[rain mango]

oh no

[last spoke]

I hit the nail on the head first try a few messages below

[stone meadow]

this too

[rain mango]

oh no slappy

[twin bear]

Only ethnicity I'm afraid of is the one eye one horned flying purple ppl eater

If u get that ref ur also an unc

[candid patio]

I'm scared to confront them because i've been taught that people of their religion are violent, even though i don't necessarily believe that...

[rain mango]

i reember that

[burnt kite]

i want some soup

[last spoke]

I know that I just don't remember where

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/aimoto-rinku-d4dj-first-mix-anime-eating-popcorn-gif-19850531

[rain mango]

i remember seeing one eye one horned flying purple people eater video on yt

[stone meadow]

I have no idea how to even address this

[rain mango]

when i was like eight

or nine

[stone meadow]

imma put you on pause

[rain mango]

thats all i can really remember

[quasi slate]

thhis you reading my lore texts

[onyx igloo]

critter

lil fella

[rain mango]

i dont believe he was being hateful or implying hate

[sacred schooner]

there's LORE?

[rain mango]

just that he doesnt know how they'd react because he hardly knows anything about them

[quasi slate]

sorry i got very excited on my keyboard

[paper hull]

my lore sucks

[rain mango]

(they'll react like a normal person)

[paper hull]

its all paywalled by chat chatterson

[quasi slate]

the chat chatterson paywall

[last spoke]

Yeah like
They're adults, they'll react like adults more than likely

[rain mango]

im scared of martians

specifically the ones from war of the worlds

[twin bear]

They did kill Jack black

Oh those ones

[rain mango]

i learned a while ago that

[quasi slate]

if i dropped djmax lore on u your discord would crash

[twin bear]

Not invaders from mars

[rain mango]

most human beings are quite similar

[quasi slate]

😎

[paper hull]

me trying to explain guilty gear lore,

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[rain mango]

evelyn im taller than you

[paper hull]

so basically that man hates that guy whos that badguy whos friends with the one who is

[quasi slate]

it begins

[onyx igloo]

city drivers:

[last spoke]

Please, I said adults

[twin bear]

Stand your ground ahh mfers

[last spoke]

Not car owners

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-incredibles-driving-funni-gif-10531280605908231772

[paper hull]

you might be but my accomplishments will tower you for all eternity

[rain mango]

INCREDIBLE GASSY

[rain mango]

damn that hurt

[twin bear]

Imagine u piss off a 27 yr old man child and u get gunned down in road rage

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[onyx igloo]

this city needs a hero

[twin bear]

Smh fuckass ppl man

[rain mango]

i have a uhh

really big fear

i dont wanna learn to drive

[onyx igloo]

id listen to phonk and tank it

[rain mango]

i dont wanna drive at all

driving's scary

[onyx igloo]

hey

i did it

[twin bear]

Murder on my mind

[rain mango]

deadliest way of transportation

[onyx igloo]

im just as much of a pissy panter as you

[burnt kite]

e*rthlings when it comes to living in peace and understandings

[rain mango]

drivers where i live fucking suck

[last spoke]

A good alternative is a motorcycle if you need something that isn't a car

[stone meadow]

shrimp cocktail, how convenient

[onyx igloo]

Tank:

[twin bear]

Ngl alot of cyclists tend to be suckers here

Whole ass yt community of morons who break the law

[onyx igloo]

BIKERS FAULT

[rain mango]

i remember my dad letting me drive his truck down the road back to our house

what i didnt know was that he put it in 3rd gear

so i was crying and pissing myself when i stepped on the pedal

[twin bear]

Me removing the bikers sign from the highway

Teehee

[rain mango]

because it went really fast

[onyx igloo]

Dude

The first time i drove

[rain mango]

i miss him sometimes

[onyx igloo]

It was in my grandpas backyard