general_chat

[twin bear]

anytime u feel like it tho no rush

[pale berry]

@burnt kite one more game

Gn

[burnt kite]

shit i know this one but not the name, one second

[burnt kite]

Landstad

[subtle shoal]

watching eyes wide shut rn

"le deep" the movie

half the movie is just tom cruise reminiscing about being cucked

[topaz light]

does anyone know if the controller support is available/good on build 42 yet?

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-boss-day-2022-man-gif-26940385

[burnt kite]

slop's up

[subtle shoal]

jesus h christ

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/pyle-gomer-full-metal-jacket-gif-18122778

[subtle shoal]

youre so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

[oblique stream]

mashed potatoes and canned beef

[burnt kite]

turkey

[oblique stream]

huh

why does it look like that then

that bad i mean

[burnt kite]

British cuisine

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[burnt kite]

look, it's good if you keep your eyes shut

[oblique stream]

British women and cuisine made them the best sailors in the world

[subtle shoal]

finished eyes wide shut

i dont even know if I like it or fucking love it

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-pocoyo-dumb-gif-9057092221738080375

[neon bramble]

minigun on a jetski

capsize the moment I fire

[paper hull]

Relly kew

[neon bramble]

the rejection of financial stability

[paper hull]

Yeh

[toxic hawk]

downloaded ruina

time to speedrun

[neon bramble]

he says, about to get bricked on binah's floor

[paper hull]

😲

[toxic relic]

gooning

[neon bramble]

the difficulty spike will impale him 😌

[eternal elk]

So i am back after long break to pz and i am soo confuse beacuse i cant get fuel from other cars (b41) lol

[paper hull]

Trye

[subtle shoal]

stanley kubrick finished his whole career with the word "fuck"

so

[neon bramble]

opening an RPG after a while and I'm trying to parse how in the balls I got my numbers up

[toxic relic]

bro shot for over a year, finished it, saw the final cut then fucking died haha

what a lad

[last spoke]

Deadlock's matchmaking confuses me

[neon bramble]

all I know is I went broke buying spicy ammo

[last spoke]

I'm core rank Alch 5
I get put in games anywhere between Ritualist 3 and Initiate 6

[subtle shoal]

this movie has got me scratching my chinny chin chin though a lot i wont lie

[toxic relic]

fair enough

it is cerebral

cerebral gooning

[paper hull]

Yeah

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-wide-shut-stanley-kubrick-movies-tom-cruise-kubrick-gif-27061510

there are like 7 different scenes where tom cruise just does this for a good minute

[toxic relic]

if you want something similar but in a different way i recommend "the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie"

[eternal elk]

Yeah i love getting laceration randomly bruh

[toxic relic]

kubrick-ism

[toxic hawk]

damg

dawg

i stopped at circus

lmao

[last spoke]

For reference, I'm at green

[oblique stream]

sup fartass

[paper hull]

Green is good color

[toxic relic]

yo sharp

[paper hull]

Mystic mime

[twin bear]

well fuck my mic doesnt pick up at all anymore

[burnt kite]

rest in piss

[twin bear]

idk why

it wont let me select the device in steam settings

[novel fern]

bad solder or bad port

[paper hull]

yes bad soldier

[mental tulip]

Hello, I'm playing on a hosting server, but I'm stuck on "Loading World". I've tried deleting the multiplayer save, reinstalling zomboid, but it's still the same.

I happen to be the admin on that server, and we happen to have 1 server for testing, and I have wiped the test server but the result is that I am still stuck on "Loading World"

[oblique stream]

What's the average NZ weather

and do you tolerate it

[cosmic jay]

Hi

[oblique stream]

Turns out rainy, humid, 35+C, mosquitoe ridden hell was as bad as it sounded

[oblique stream]

Sup ice cream

[cosmic jay]

Im playing a game rn where you turn people into coins

[oblique stream]

Huh

Yakuza ?

[cosmic jay]

No

Not that cool

Its a fps

The final

[oblique stream]

Oh

[cosmic jay]

Is addicting

Altho its making me kinda mad rn

Cos

I just spent all my coins on an outfit just to find other pieces i like more

[oblique stream]

Cos competitive 3v3v3v3 shooter

[cosmic jay]

Theres team death match which is 5v5

[oblique stream]

Any game that is less that 8v8 is obnoxiously competitive, while any game with higher is extremely fun

[paper hull]

relly cool

[cosmic jay]

The finals is really fun tbh

one of the few comp games i actually like

Helps my aim get gud too

[cosmic jay]

Gears 5 would be the other

[paper hull]

Yeah

[twin bear]

im fuckin in boys

[arctic bolt]

Are there any good newbie mp servers?

[twin bear]

@burnt kite lmao

[burnt kite]

joshua vulpes

[twin bear]

real

and nobody will know what it means

[burnt kite]

i would be surprised if they dont

[paper hull]

Yeah

[twin bear]

im gonna work at the blue lobster and beat ppls meat

literally

[burnt kite]

figures

[twin bear]

u say that like i wont get 10k just for gooning

[burnt kite]

i have an idea for a video but i cant get myself to get out of bed

[twin bear]

hey its 80s mafia

gooning still means smth

its alive

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/monsterhouse-monster-house-candy-chocolate-gif-23787505

[karmic jetty]

hmmm what to doooo

perhaps its time for batman

[twin bear]

gonna have fiends at our door frfr

[paper hull]

Relly kewl

[burnt kite]

we should play gmod poker some time

[paper hull]

five night at poker

[oblique stream]

freddy had busted out

har har har har har

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920634556145602572/1433872609279479998/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[paper hull]

relly

[toxic hawk]

im coming

lock the door

its more fun that way

[livid notch]

Freaky

[floral fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1099405647239467008/togif.gif

[paper hull]

staR

[livid notch]

Rats

[paper hull]

A

[toxic relic]

south is cooler north is warmer, overall temperate

how do i tolerate it? im not a baby i can handle -2 celcius or 27 celcius ahah its not hard in a temperate region

[subtle shoal]

god forbid -2c

[toxic relic]

lmao

[quasi slate]

almost 3 hours of us dying to wall of flesh from 12 am to 3 lol

[paper hull]

relly might be 4

[toxic relic]

im sure the weathers of lietuva are more harsh

[quasi slate]

Chat chatterson aged 18

[paper hull]

chat chatters age 18

[toxic relic]

https://youtu.be/HuxLr1nCftc

[paper hull]

i hea u been a good boy this year

u get u a big present!!

[quasi slate]

Coolboy

[toxic relic]

not as big as dis dick

lmao gottem

[paper hull]

check under christma tree for a big gift from chatter

https://i.vgy.me/GWtNWE.png

open it christmas day

[quasi slate]

free mystery box

[fiery orbit]

does anybody know how to export all chrome history on mobile ?

[paper hull]

no

[karmic jetty]

as long as u sync the stuff u should already be exported

[fiery orbit]

export as a file

not just have history on another device

[karmic jetty]

i unno

is there an export there in the settings

[fiery orbit]

no

theres only google takeout

but they are so fucking useless their own tools are worth shit

you cant export more then like 3months

and you cant even choose a timeframe or anything

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO-HbWAERnE

[toxic relic]

zo did you watch the octopus piano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcWnQ7fYzwI

[pliant summit]

Hey I'm a bit new, I'm trying to find a group but I can't post on the lfg channel or respond to other people's post, is there something I'm need to do first before I can??

[plush cobalt]

Read the pinned post at the top of that channel

If you did, then make sure you didn't only read the reply (i.e., scroll up first)

[pliant summit]

Ooooh I see I'm just illiterate 😂

Thank you

[plush cobalt]

No problem

[toxic relic]

you're far from the only one if that's any consolation

[toxic relic]

omar did you watch the octopus piano

[plush cobalt]

Plus plenty of people fail to find it after being told to read

[plush cobalt]

I did

[toxic relic]

its peak

[plush cobalt]

Very cool tako

[toxic relic]

takoyaki as a name is crazy though

yeah, im calling you steak

[paper hull]

foirbidden

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/octopus-high-five-gif-21635621

[plush cobalt]

I've heard similar names for pets that are typically eaten in the culture of the pet owner

But now the names escape me

[toxic relic]

chris p. bacon

[plush cobalt]

Oh yeah, that's one

[toxic relic]

🐷

pigs are crazy

[plush cobalt]

Pigs are cool

[paper hull]

u won like me when im angery!!!

[karmic jetty]

tako vs beethoven

[toxic relic]

there was a boar at my uncles farm that would climb into the bird fountain, which was at ground level unlike those ornamental ones, and blow bubbles so the birds-usually thick-knees and geese-would bite at them and then he'd squeal and scare them away.

[plush cobalt]

Pigs are also smart

Boar guy made up a game

[toxic relic]

indeed

he was very impish

he was a bulgarian white and he lived until 18

rip bro

[paper hull]

wow...

[karmic jetty]

owo notices ur bulgarian

[strange spruce]

die

just WHY

[arctic bolt]

?

[plush cobalt]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[lyric galleon]

played sekiro after not playing for a while

[twin bear]

nah bro im in a bidness now

[burnt kite]

pull a hotline miami

[twin bear]

i had to join a discord and everything

[burnt kite]

crazy shit

[twin bear]

gonna slime someone and get my bones

its fun asf ngl its laid back while still req rp

[burnt kite]

maybe I'll check it out

[twin bear]

mic required to join buisinesses btw but its not a bunch of larping at least

usually for comms

kosher gang is massive tho

idk how long itll last before i start meeting them

[burnt kite]

bruh 😭

[toxic hawk]

092-1

Is that you

[toxic hawk]

What's freaky is dying to runners when you have a machete ngl

[twin bear]

and yes they have accents

[livid notch]

Simply

Skill issue

[burnt kite]

антон жирун никого не ел

[twin bear]

holt fucking shit bro

theres like 20 ppl here

shawties gonna be a thug is playing

lmaoo

[toxic hawk]

You are evil.

[karmic jetty]

IS TIME FOR JOLLY!!!! https://youtu.be/0l_GFQvISEM?si=i0OecWltJPaFBP71

https://tenor.com/view/ah-jolly-cat-jolly-cat-merry-christmas-gif-9272976883674260918

[vagrant heron]

How does one get LFG perms?

Really need people to play with 😭

[karmic jetty]

kid called reading pinned post

[vagrant heron]

I did, did i miss something?

[burnt kite]

react with to the message

[vagrant heron]

Just saw that, thanks so much. Must've missed it before.

The button is hidden behind the plus 2.

[candid patio]

I feel like that's intentional

[vagrant heron]

Yeah, maybe to stop stupid people. Which it almost succeeded in.

[candid patio]

Y'all ever have so much to do that you become overwhelmed by it all and you just can't do anything instead of slowly working through your backlog of tasks?

And then you just sit there and watch in terror as the pile slowly grows bigger?

[lyric galleon]

sometimes

and then i just do it

one step at a time

[candid patio]

I only get to that point when there's the equivalent of a nuclear bomb that's going to go off if I don't press a button at the bottom of the pile

[burnt kite]

yeah

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-scout-christmas-gif-15287794072855897823

What

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-marvels-spiderman-spiderman-ps4-spidey-loading-gif-16560810

one day at a time

man im still mad they changed the face model

[vagrant heron]

Yes, that's the short answer for me.

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[toxic relic]

jolly isnt real

[candid patio]

I just cherry picked 2 small tasks off the pile and did them and I'm going to ride that feeling of accomplishment for the next hour

[toxic relic]

stop spreading jolly propaganda

[livid notch]

Oregon was the best sword design in the manga

Outstanding creativity

[candid patio]

I am 100% in favor of winter holiday jolly propaganda

[toxic relic]

winter isnt real

southern hemisphere only

southern + equatorial region

[plush cobalt]

I don't know if I'm not single enough to understand this or if I'm just not an anime enjoyer

[twin bear]

bro needs to learn how to drive

[candid patio]

Like this is autumn still but winter is coming, fam

[toxic relic]

for the north maybe

its summer time in the south

[karmic jetty]

let it snow let it snow let it snowww

[toxic relic]

and its always humid and wet on the equator

[toxic relic]

fake

do you get snow on borneo?

[candid patio]

You barely exist

[toxic relic]

the answer is no, so its not real

[karmic jetty]

wet snow

[toxic relic]

at least i dont breed like a shrimp

or an isopod

[toxic relic]

wow

[oblique stream]

its still november

[candid patio]

Statistically insignificant smarmy upsidedowners

[toxic relic]

insignificant how

less people doesnt mean less significant

[karmic jetty]

im always 2 steps ahead

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/no-music-coco-mad-mama-coco-mad-no-music-coco-mad-gif-19170893

No jolly in #general_chat

[toxic relic]

jolly isnt real

automod on the word jolly

[oblique stream]

Jolly dis dick

Jingle deez nuts

[toxic relic]

true brother true

[onyx igloo]

i love coastal highway in TLD

peak base is quonset gas station

[oblique stream]

No jolly till I come back to Almaty

to see the snow again

[toxic relic]

almaty dis

[oblique stream]

cant believe there are people that havent seen snow in their life

[toxic relic]

have you ever experienced a monsoon

or earthquake

[oblique stream]

Earthquake yes

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

what about woterquake

[toxic relic]

geography

[toxic relic]

thats a tsunami

[oblique stream]

monsoon is uuh

idk whats that

lemme google

[karmic jetty]

firequake

[oblique stream]

Oh musson

Ye

[toxic relic]

fire wall

[oblique stream]

East asia is the place where you experience monsoon

[toxic relic]

yessir

[oblique stream]

and i have more than enough experience as of moving

[toxic relic]

wind blows rain falls and the strong prey upon the weak 🐺

[oblique stream]

that i wish to not experience it again

[toxic relic]

damn bro

are you moving back to kazakh

[oblique stream]

no for better or for worse

i wish to see the aurora borealis one day

that I can get that not everyone had seen

[toxic relic]

see deez nuts

[oblique stream]

due to northern regions being pretty sparce

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gta4-gta-grand-theft-auto-gta-iv-grand-theft-auto-iv-gif-19897973

sorry cant see

The rain

[toxic relic]

rain peak

the type of rain that makes you really thirsty

you know?

[oblique stream]

yessir

[toxic relic]

that humidity and then suddenly it breaks

cinema

im not there right now but yessir

[karmic jetty]

so ur a frauddddd

[toxic relic]

im visiting family bruv

live in nz

one of the islands?

tasmania...?

HAHAHHA

respect to you for admitting it

hobart must be crazy 👴

[oblique stream]

New Zealand?

[lyric galleon]

tasmanian devil

[toxic relic]

cinema

100km is half the island lmao

[candid patio]

I inherited my work phone from someone and there's some great contacts saved in there like:
"Marty the white supremacy psycho
"I'm a piece of garbage looking for a 1 bedroom"

[kind hawk]

yeah its like 300 kilometres from top to bottom i believe

[toxic relic]

bro probably lives in bothwell or smth

[kind hawk]

hmmm

[toxic relic]

could be swansea too, or dolphin sands

campbell town

[oblique stream]

Thank you for giving me your jaw to puts deez nuts into

[kind hawk]

dont know why it didnt load but okay

[toxic relic]

you dont have perms for embeds

[oblique stream]

try again

dammit

[toxic relic]

sorry bro

he's tasmanian thats enough of a troll already

[oblique stream]

no this cannot be forgiven

now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[toxic relic]

for what purpose for what purpose

[kind hawk]

they need to fund they're family crack den for the next 2 days

so they need all the valuables they can get

[oblique stream]

and discard of your fulforments

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/empty-the-compartments-of-your-pantaloons-for-what-purpose-no-this-shall-not-be-forgiven-knights-knight-gif-7023772183296932321

[oblique stream]

parry this

[kind hawk]

[oblique stream]

you filthy casual

[toxic relic]

parry deez nuts bro

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/medieval-sword-gun-parry-this-parry-gif-1204733511031848007

[kind hawk]

[toxic relic]

yo wait

if you're in tasmania why are you awake

[oblique stream]

Insomnia

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/oEqvYXYI56s

[toxic relic]

the video game

fair enough mate

[onyx igloo]

dear jesus there is timberwolves here

[kind hawk]

Rolling block rifle

[onyx igloo]

does that exist in the long dark

[oblique stream]

there is a bolt action

revolver

flare gun

Timberwolves suck

[kind hawk]

magazine fed bolt action revolving flaregun

[oblique stream]

pump action

[onyx igloo]

i dont have much ammo for my revolver

im so excited for blackfrost

multiplayer the long dark sounds so much fun

[toxic relic]

will they do tip to tip china

that would be peak

[oblique stream]

there is multiplayer for tld

[onyx igloo]

i know

[oblique stream]

multiplayer?

I hardly know er

[onyx igloo]

but i mean official multiplayer

is gonna be hella awesome

[candid patio]

What time is it there?

And isn't it a similar time as your time? Why are you awake?

What kind of question is that anyway

I'm awake because I'm not asleep

[twin bear]

i may work for blue lobster but

i keep that thang on me

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[candid patio]

The nerve of these smarmy upsidedowners demanding that I justify my state of being

Half time zone?

No...

[toxic relic]

im in cambodia bro

[candid patio]

Are you... Having a holiday in Cambodia?

[toxic relic]

im visiting family

going to plovdiv on wednesday

[kind hawk]

Plovdiv?

Fuck is that

[toxic relic]

its a city in bulgaria

where the other half of my family are

[kind hawk]

Ha

[candid patio]

Jesus

Old ass City

[toxic relic]

yessir

i would say most countries in the world are older than america and canada

or any other colony

[kind hawk]

I mean there is basically the entirety of africa and south America

[candid patio]

Can you just go here or is it restricted?

[toxic relic]

tourism

theres probably a line of fat brits and americans taking photos all over it

[toxic relic]

issue is all the colonised regions had people and civilisations on it pre-being colonised

so they're still old haha

[burnt kite]

bold of you to assume brits go to bulgaria

[candid patio]

Oh... I was hoping it was some ruin that locals didn't give a shit about except for like 1 history nerd who works for the government as the caretaker

[kind hawk]

Yeah i know that but the countries themselves are rather new because it took so long for them to get indepence

[toxic relic]

north america has an estimated minimum 20 000 years of civilisation pre being fucked over

[toxic relic]

dude

sofia?

[burnt kite]

oh yeah

[toxic relic]

overrun by drunk brits on holiday packages

[toxic relic]

fair fair

[toxic relic]

there are places like that, bulgaria is old with a lot of history of people creating settlements

but they wouldnt be in a city like that

[kind hawk]

Basically blame the british

[modest lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354894140701282325/1399144810534932700/attachment78789798.gif

https://tenor.com/view/cat-party-rainbow-cat-rainbow-dance-cat-dancing-cat-gif-15210582820378482946

[toxic relic]

and the portuguese and the spanish and the belgians and the french

[modest lynx]

DISCO DISCO GOOD GOOD

[toxic relic]

etc

[kind hawk]

Dutch aswell

[toxic relic]

indeed

[quasi slate]

@polar kernel chapter finale event starts in like 2 hours iirc duration is 20+ minutes

[icy vigil]

thank you for your generous donation

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354894140701282325/1399144810534932700/attachment78789798.gif

[quasi slate]

draw me muscular shark girl pls

[toxic relic]

another point about that theatre, its very famous so im not sure why it would be a "hidden gem"

lol

[icy vigil]

but youre already a muscular shark girl

[kind hawk]

Why the fuck does the wood axe exert you so much its ridiculous

[quasi slate]

i am coolboy7 in possession of Chat chatterson's aged 18 mystery gift box

[toxic relic]

the madara horseman is probably more for history buffs

[onyx igloo]

i can tell you if its a splitting axe that shit is heavy

to the layman

[modest lynx]

love you too

[kind hawk]

I have a blockbuster that weighs 3 kilos it cant be that heavy

[onyx igloo]

4-6 pounds for a splitting axe

add 2 pounds for a splitting maul

[candid patio]

Man's never felled a tree or split logs before... Pfft

[onyx igloo]

no i havent

but also alot of people havent

[candid patio]

I was talking about the other guy

[onyx igloo]

oh

[candid patio]

Neither have I lol

[toxic relic]

bruh

[candid patio]

Just a shit talker

[toxic relic]

have you never made a fire

the axes used to split logs arent heavy

[kind hawk]

I have

[toxic relic]

and tbh you can split a log with much less

[onyx igloo]

well im saying the common suburban man is not gonna be able to split 20 zombies heads open with a 6 pound axe

[toxic relic]

even if you do use a "6 pound axe" isnt 6 pounds light?

thats like 3 kg

why would that be heavy

[onyx igloo]

i actually have, but it was with my dad's firewood

i'm frankly a dumbass and managed to cut my ankle with a hatchet

[toxic relic]

bruh

[kind hawk]

How?

[toxic relic]

you split the firewood to create kindling and notches for the fire to spread better

[onyx igloo]

refer to "dumbass" statement

[candid patio]

You know at the grocery store those fake logs wrapped in paper that you put in your fire place and you light the paper on fire and it burns slow enough to light the log?

That's the extent of my fire making.

[toxic relic]

i dont know what the fuck that is

[onyx igloo]

you can slice off the thinnest bit of the wood

[karmic jetty]

🦅

[onyx igloo]

to create some kindling

[toxic relic]

indeed

[karmic jetty]

fake logs

[toxic relic]

fake logs for fake fire

never heard of it lol

[onyx igloo]

the shitty firestarter logs lmao

made of sawdust

glued together

[toxic relic]

easiest thing to do is get dry wood and some scratching with tea bags dipped in parafin

[kind hawk]

Does anyone actually buy logs for the heater

[velvet pebble]

There's barely anyone who knows how to actually make fire from a notched plank, not just waste time twitching it lol

[candid patio]

Lol

[kind hawk]

I guess city people

[onyx igloo]

make every night gold

[toxic relic]

if you're a rich prick you can use those white fire bricks

[onyx igloo]

more like fucking fake shitty wood

[velvet pebble]

Ye, my great grandfather bought several trucks each year

[toxic relic]

never seen this bfore in my life

[onyx igloo]

that sounds boring

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

i want real firewood with real firewood smells

[toxic relic]

those woodfire ovens that heat up the entire house

[kind hawk]

We cut our own

From trees in the bush

[velvet pebble]

With a place to sleep on

[toxic relic]

dude

[velvet pebble]

Amazing thing

[toxic relic]

that shit is peak

[onyx igloo]

throw some pig fat on that

[paper hull]

Wagoo

[toxic relic]

we would make "christmas beds"

just put mattresses on the floor

and everyone sleeps on it

next to the fire haha

[onyx igloo]

i think i know what your talking about

[toxic relic]

unnecessary

[velvet pebble]

I have no idea how it's called in english and vaguely remember it in russian

YES THAT

[toxic relic]

fair enough fair enough, we werent allowed to cut trees lmao

[onyx igloo]

i dont know what its called either but i love the idea

this is smart

[toxic relic]

but if you're in the bush like that its understandable

[kind hawk]

We usually get wattle with the chainsaw

[velvet pebble]

Sadly the only one i ever had the honour to sleep on was disassembled last year

[onyx igloo]

i saw this guy using a pencil shaver and some twigs to make kindling

[kind hawk]

Which isnt an axe but still

We split it after

[toxic relic]

memories of sitting on this at night while the baboons knocked on the doors

[onyx igloo]

baboons?

[toxic relic]

yeah in the mountains of cape town

[onyx igloo]

oh

[kind hawk]

And blue gum is annoying as piss to split sometimes

[toxic relic]

they knock on the windows and doors at night cause they know it scares people lol

[onyx igloo]

have any of you guys drank birch water?

[kind hawk]

Isn't that in south Africa or am i confusing that with some place else

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

ive heard its a popular drink

[toxic relic]

im a man of the world 🤓

[kind hawk]

No clue what that is

[onyx igloo]

its literally birch sap

[toxic relic]

krag is tasmania more temperate compared to the mainland

[velvet pebble]

Heard it's good, but never got to try

[onyx igloo]

its like a water

slightly sweet

[toxic relic]

i assume it is cause its an island

[kind hawk]

Haven't seen a birch tree in my life

[onyx igloo]

i think you can make tea from birch bark

What is birch bark tea good for?
The tea has salicylate, which now works in the same way as aspirin. This has been an important plus for me. Birch tea could also help with your skincare schedule. It purifies and helps remove toxins, which improves the health of your kidneys and urinary tract

[kind hawk]

It's slightly warmer then new Zealand by a few degrees

[toxic relic]

makes sense

[kind hawk]

Basically the same

[toxic relic]

same as the south island too?

south island is a lot cooler

i imagine its more like the north but if tas also gets snow in certain regions then

[kind hawk]

Idk average winter temp here is between 3 to 9 degrees

[toxic relic]

ahh its more like the north

[kind hawk]

Idk about summer

[toxic relic]

do you not go outside during summer or what

fair, so you dont live in a coastal town? does your family farm?

ik tas does center-pivot irrigation

understandable

[karmic jetty]

[candid patio]

Look at all that thermal mass

[toxic relic]

must be rough lmao

living in one of those 10 family towns with nothing going on

chill though

[vital marten]

Nah I want that again

That was my town until it grew

[toxic relic]

i grew up in a village like that i probably wouldve gone insane without farm animals

[toxic relic]

real

i get it

[twin bear]

@burnt kite lmaoo

whole ass custom gunstores

[burnt kite]

crazy shit

[toxic relic]

all you need bruv

[paper hull]

Kewl

[candid patio]

🤨

[karmic jetty]

schlatts new album is cinema ✋ 🤚

[toxic relic]

what

a child

nah even when you turn "adult" you're still a baby

[vital marten]

“A few hundred days off” 😭

[toxic relic]

it takes years to develop adulthood

[vital marten]

Yeah deadass

[karmic jetty]

u can never be major

[toxic relic]

lol

[karmic jetty]

better college than working

[candid patio]

🤷‍♂️ insert generic joke about farmers having sex with their sheep

[toxic relic]

bruh what

[vital marten]

I just went straight to work? Bad idea? My knees are telling me that

They creaky when they bend now lol

[toxic relic]

it is better

anything but working

[karmic jetty]

dont work too hard lou tenant!!!

[vital marten]

True

[toxic relic]

yawn light work

[candid patio]

I thought that was some incredibly common meme but I guess not

[toxic relic]

100 km is like 2 hours of driving

or a 1 hour train

[toxic hawk]

@livid notch are you up for operation "put them kids back in school"

[vital marten]

I’m usually on discord throughout the workday fucking around, I’ve stopped working hard since I fell off a double stacked scaffold 🤣

[toxic relic]

are you moving to hobart or train

[velvet pebble]

Both at the same time

[toxic relic]

moving then i assume

[candid patio]

Tf? That's 1 hour of driving. Are you in a city or on a dirt* road or something?

[velvet pebble]

I studied days, worked nights

Sleep is for the weak anyway

[toxic relic]

why would you drive 100km/hour all the time in rural tasmania

[vital marten]

Nah stinkname just doesn’t know what a speed limit is

That’s just a suggestion right?

[toxic hawk]

it depends on where y ou're going, i agree tho, 2hrs to 90 mins

[toxic relic]

indeed

i adjusted for rural hobart

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-engineer-tf2-tf2-team-fortress-2-tf2-engineer-gif-15272745467348807313

Hop on

[toxic hawk]

i have one chapter left, lemme look at these ulcers

[toxic relic]

chat just doesnt realise that the world isnt a highway with level terrain and no problems

[livid notch]

Look at Deez nuts

[toxic relic]

susiety

[toxic hawk]

where i'm from, bikes give you access to faster trajectories

[toxic relic]

makes sense

[kind hawk]

I cant fucking type

[toxic relic]

why dont you move to hobart

[karmic jetty]

does ur college not have like dorms or sumthin

[toxic relic]

yeah

[vital marten]

My thoughts exactly

[karmic jetty]

thats 4 hrs daily commute

tupid

[toxic relic]

probably a money issue but i assumed dorms would be an option

[vital marten]

Both fair points

The city is a crazy place

[toxic relic]

true

living in the cbd would be crazy

[karmic jetty]

u be fineeee

[velvet pebble]

Place where you from is size of a puddle

[twin bear]

two jewish guys just slimed an italian dam, i shoulda did smth but i just watched

[vital marten]

With predatory towing companies being the tip of the iceberg of bad in the cities around in my area, I just keep away

[velvet pebble]

Europe be like: walk 5 kilometres and cross 3 borders

[toxic relic]

ok russoid

go onto your soviet era train for 46 hours

[vital marten]

I can’t say anything

[karmic jetty]

🦅 is pretty big when u think about it

[vital marten]

They have trains we don’t

[toxic relic]

america is big but its not crazy big

[velvet pebble]

My longest train trip was like 80 hours or so

3 days with something

[toxic relic]

cinema

[vital marten]

Is there a bathroom on trains

[velvet pebble]

It was a whole adventure

[vital marten]

Like in planes

[toxic relic]

is this a real question

[vital marten]

Yes duh

[velvet pebble]

No, just toilet

[subtle shoal]

america has pretty much every single climate youd want

[toxic relic]

long term trains have toilets

[velvet pebble]

There's no bathroom in planes tho

[karmic jetty]

just do a driveby

[toxic relic]

commuter trains, as in for shorter trips, usually dont have toilets

[oblique stream]

Shitby

[velvet pebble]

Unless you mean watercloset and sink to wash your hands

[subtle shoal]

tropical climate? florida arctic hellscape? alaska forests? vermont

[toxic relic]

but the sleeper trains usually do

[kind hawk]

There's a toilet isn't there

[oblique stream]

Stick your ass out of the window

[vital marten]

Texas has almost every climate I want

[velvet pebble]

If that, then yes, trains have it

[toxic relic]

you can get that in more than america though

its not a unique country is what im saying

[oblique stream]

China

[toxic relic]

real

i mean even like iran or south africa

[velvet pebble]

Wdym not unique. What are there, more americas?

[toxic relic]

the diversity of biome is crazy

[toxic relic]

biome wise

and yeah

there are 2 americas

[vital marten]

I want to see a jungle environment, at least until I get swarmed by mosquitoes and get dengue

[karmic jetty]

wheres my snow then

[velvet pebble]

Ok fair, i forgot south

[kind hawk]

North and South?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[oblique stream]

North and south

[velvet pebble]

It's bad when i have no snow

It's almost December, no sign of snow yet

[vital marten]

You have no snow?

Oh balls

[oblique stream]

Quick test if you consider asia and europe as two different regions

[velvet pebble]

Everything is wet, dark and gray, depression inducing atmosphere

[oblique stream]

and not eurasia

[subtle shoal]

ive made my mind up about eyes wide shut I think

[velvet pebble]

No colours, just all black, white and gray

[karmic jetty]

europe isnt a continent!!!

[subtle shoal]

i really like the movie but I do not love it

[kind hawk]

?

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angry-gif-2486699680966888871

[toxic relic]

average russoid colour palatte

[oblique stream]

What is a continent then smarty pants

[toxic relic]

fair mate

[subtle shoal]

average europoor colour palette

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-ac-gif-24761469

[toxic relic]

true lol

[vital marten]

Its only 49 f (9 C) out today here in Texas and istg this is the coldest it’s gotten this year

[kind hawk]

Eastern europe

[vital marten]

I wonder if it’ll even drop below freezing this year

[toxic relic]

when your skyline is commie blocks and abandoned industrial factories

[burnt kite]

piss

[karmic jetty]

uhhhhh big landmass surrounded by woter

[subtle shoal]

woter

[toxic hawk]

haha, that's what i love about it. but it is also true for bigger places, like paris or rennes, it depends on where you're going

[subtle shoal]

i hardly know er

[toxic hawk]

coming,

[oblique stream]

Then there is no africa

[velvet pebble]

Everyone asks why russians are depressed.
Where we live:

[oblique stream]

fyi

[karmic jetty]

[oblique stream]

Each island is a continent

[subtle shoal]

the grand continent of malta

[toxic relic]

theres more than one definition of continent, many are also divided by culture.
oceania is a continent comprised mostly of islands + australia which is just a big island

[kind hawk]

The continent of the uk

[oblique stream]

and that one island

uuh

[kind hawk]

Needs to be rid of

[toxic relic]

nz is more than one island

its actually several islands disconnected lol

[oblique stream]

ik

[toxic relic]

north and south are the main ones

[oblique stream]

thats why im not saying nz

[kind hawk]

An archipelago?

[toxic relic]

🤔

idk if it fits that term specifically

[oblique stream]

is australia an archipelago

[toxic relic]

i assumed 🤓

[oblique stream]

nz doesnt exist

[kind hawk]

No i don't think so

[oblique stream]

why would i account for it

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

kazakhstan isnt real its just turkey

greece is also turkish

[oblique stream]

I mean its a bunch of islands

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ottoman-ottoman-empire-turkey-love-brock-lesnar-gif-8694961292482461282

[oblique stream]

in close proximity

[vital marten]

Borat was a psyop

[toxic relic]

people only know borat its crazy

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/wowawewa-borat-wowwawewaa-gif-15656274

[kind hawk]

Hmm i going to see whats the actual definition of an archipelago

[toxic relic]

i have a better one, greece isnt real its just an ostrogoth colony everything is the balkans 🗣️

[oblique stream]

Cause no one gives a shit tbh

[toxic relic]

the huns are the real greeks

[toxic hawk]

Its kinda neat how in generator rex, violence truly does look violent, and they dont say it out right but, a lot of Providence soldiers get killed in every EVO attack, making it feel like it has an impact every single time.

[subtle shoal]

i liked it when they revealed an american politician was a pedo (water found on earth btw)

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

I do not know you

[vital marten]

Before Borat I hadn’t heard of the place but I’m American so this is just a regional issue

[oblique stream]

forget this discord

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[oblique stream]

never contact me again

[upbeat fulcrum]

Not really

[oblique stream]

you are banned from my land of discordia

[upbeat fulcrum]

something like indonesia is because it has many surrounding, tinier islands

as a cluster

[toxic relic]

true bro true

[toxic relic]

yeah what this user said

[upbeat fulcrum]

australia has tasmania at least

[subtle shoal]

crippling fortnite skins addiction

knowing damn well youre not going to use them

[toxic relic]

crazy

[vital marten]

I wonder if Americans in northern states have better geography skills

[toxic relic]

lou what continent is tajikistan on

[vital marten]

The education seems to be better than in the north

[oblique stream]

Kazakhstan is 9th by territory and all you know is Borat

[toxic relic]

truly a generational L

[vital marten]

You know this is hopeless

[toxic relic]

bruh

its in asia bro

[subtle shoal]

are you for real

[oblique stream]

China

[toxic relic]

all the stans are west of the altai mountains and east of the caspian

[vital marten]

China is not a continent

[oblique stream]

There is a giant asia region right

and china

[subtle shoal]

i dont even know which of the countries in central asia are kirgyzstan or tajikistan and even I know that

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[velvet pebble]

Not really

[oblique stream]

where my consoomer stuff gets manufactured

[velvet pebble]

Americans generally learn geography in mcdonalds

[subtle shoal]

labubus

[toxic relic]

he's doing a bit about americans only knowing china and japan

[vital marten]

The education is better up north so that’s all that makes me assume so

[subtle shoal]

ive watched 2 movies this day

[oblique stream]

oh also russia somewhere in syberia

[subtle shoal]

lets make it 3

[subtle shoal]

yakutsk

[oblique stream]

right under asia there is india

[vital marten]

I will learn this stuff sometime

[oblique stream]

next to it is africa

[karmic jetty]

honkmimimimi

[oblique stream]

where middle eastern countries are

[toxic relic]

lou what country are the altai mountains in

[karmic jetty]

is it ur oldday sharp

hepi oldday!!!

[oblique stream]

yems

[vital marten]

When I went to Oklahoma schools, compared to Texas schools I was considered 6 months ahead

I missed 2 days of school and the backlog of homework was so much I never caught up

[karmic jetty]

i shall give u the greatest gift of all sharp

a bigpoo from ur lord sovereign

[oblique stream]

Hardly knower joke?

[oblique stream]

That works

[velvet pebble]

Ask where do ural mountains belong, europe or asia

[toxic relic]

[oblique stream]

They belong to kazakhstan

simple as

[toxic relic]

trick question

[vital marten]

Now you’re asking me about mountains stink? I can almost get where Switzerland is but I guarantee you I’d be off by a country or two

[toxic relic]

bofa

[toxic relic]

brother the altai mountains is a range in mongolia

[velvet pebble]

Bold of you to assume lou knows where kazakhstan is

[subtle shoal]

isnt altai in uhhh kazakhstan

oh

[vital marten]

I can’t even tell you where my own mountain ranges are

[subtle shoal]

close enough

[toxic relic]

mongolia

birthplace of the turks

[subtle shoal]

who live in an apartment in berlin

[toxic relic]

ahahah

[subtle shoal]

who's whole career is beefing with greeks

[toxic relic]

truly

[oblique stream]

Altai region is divided by kazakhstan, russia, china and mongolia

[subtle shoal]

who live down the hall in the same apartment block

[toxic relic]

real

[oblique stream]

everyone tries to pretend they are the real turks

[toxic relic]

inner mongolia is probably the largest chinese province

and its not even chinese

[oblique stream]

its also primarily chinese

[vital marten]

Huh interesting

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

susiety

their tributary system and autonomous regions

[oblique stream]

if you give inner mongolia to mongolia

[oblique stream]

youd have chinese mongolia

with chinese as a majority

[toxic relic]

its ok mongolia is ethnically diverse anyways

[oblique stream]

it even has same area as the entirety of mongolia

ok not the same, but mongolia would double in size if you give it inner mongolia

Tbh the most common cartography mistake is to draw mongolia right next to kazakhstan

[subtle shoal]

mongolian reclamation of inner mongolia campaign 2031

[toxic relic]

southern mongolia*

[oblique stream]

i thought we were neighbours until 6th grade geography

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

do people ignore xinjiang

[toxic relic]

oh what

[oblique stream]

Its very close

[toxic relic]

xinjiang though

[oblique stream]

on the globe map

once ive seen it close up with atlas my world was blown

[toxic relic]

bro discovered the zoom button

[oblique stream]

it was before i had intenet to zoom in the pic

[toxic relic]

a fair

its crazy how much variation there is in maps but tbh knowing the lore of cartography its not surprising

EMERALD ISLAND IS REAL 🗣️

[oblique stream]

The indian and bangladesh enclave map is crazy

ive talked to people and no one knows shit about it

[toxic relic]

the chiṭmahals?

[vital marten]

I have a country I purchased in South America it’s fully ready for settlers to move in and start a life, citizenship is granted upon purchase of land

[toxic relic]

arent there 100 enclaves ahaha

[oblique stream]

I think you could have seen borders on google maps before

[vital marten]

Come once come all it’s totally not a scam

[oblique stream]

now they were all resolved

[vital marten]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_MacGregor

Cool bit of history

[toxic relic]

i cant remember the exact number but its crazy how fucked the borders are in the bangladesh, inda, pakistan region

[subtle shoal]

and people live here that have to cross borders on the daily which isnt like the schengen btw

[vital marten]

This guy scammed people so hard they ended up dying for it

[subtle shoal]

john mcjohnathan

[vital marten]

Hey I have land here, wanna come? They go and absolutely nothings fucking there, and you have no supplies whatsoever so this is where you live now, oh you have no survival skills? Tough luck

[toxic relic]

average scottish name

mc means son of iirc

[oblique stream]

161

[toxic relic]

gregor son of gregor

[oblique stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-aIzkvPwFo

[vital marten]

He basically told people he had a country ready to go and they could pay to live there, people paid and went there and quickly found out he lied about everything

[toxic relic]

map men peak

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/map-men-gif-25254305

true

[vital marten]

This was during colonial days

[toxic relic]

deserved

[subtle shoal]

don mcdonald

[toxic relic]

had a farm

eieio

[vital marten]

😭

[toxic relic]

👨‍🌾

lou i have a question

[vital marten]

At least half of the 250 settlers that went there died

There was nothing there just rocky coastline

[toxic relic]

git good ig

[vital marten]

😭

Bro had fake maps, currency, govt bonds, etc

[toxic relic]

bro was prepared

its hard for me to feel bad about it

[vital marten]

And the people he scammed would die so there was no worry about being held up by the law

[oblique stream]

My favourite bit of history was of Free territory

[toxic relic]

tight plan

[toxic relic]

which one

[vital marten]

Mmm?

[oblique stream]

tha most goofiest flag imaginable for me

but certanly the most unique

[toxic relic]

there was more than one free territory

[vital marten]

It’s just words

[oblique stream]

"Вольная территория" is also a unique name

[toxic relic]

the trieste one the ukraine one

[oblique stream]

Beats simplisity of having territory on your flag

like Kosovo

[toxic relic]

the ukranian one

that one is peak

[onyx igloo]

i have stocked up

[toxic relic]

HAAHAH

[onyx igloo]

big food

[toxic relic]

nah i fuck with kosovos flag

[onyx igloo]

big fuel and big gun

[toxic relic]

at least its not as bad as bosnias flag

[vital marten]

You forgot Water Sean

3 days

[onyx igloo]

im running out of fire fuel

[toxic relic]

whats the capital of egypt

[vital marten]

Egypt?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

river nile

?

[toxic relic]

thats a river

[onyx igloo]

isnt it somewhere near there?

im terrible with geography

[toxic relic]

whats the capital of egypt

[vital marten]

Has the country Egypt ever been absorbed into another country for a time

[toxic relic]

the nile does go through egypt

[toxic relic]

wdym

it has been raided and overtaken by other armies

[vital marten]

Like wars and whatnot ^^

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

hold on

[toxic relic]

many

[onyx igloo]

isnt it cairo

[toxic relic]

yes

[subtle shoal]

i remember when egypt marched all the way into asia minor

[onyx igloo]

i was filtering through my filing cabinet that is my mind

[toxic relic]

lmao

[subtle shoal]

against the ottomans

[toxic relic]

dude wait

[onyx igloo]

egypt and turkey are transcontinental