general_chat

[grand comet]

yummers homelander incident

[oblique stream]

Yummers

huh

[rotund sleet]

[burnt kite]

because bread taste better than key

[toxic relic]

different cultures different ethnic groups different languages brother

[spiral condor]

..sooon.

[toxic relic]

its like saying wales is the same as england cause theyre on the same island

[spiral condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017043925418119258/1424613412859674654/glued_to_wall.gif

[sleek musk]

you keep throwing fire references and i love it

[glass wigeon]

yeah wales like sheep and the english like racism

very different

[rotund sleet]

Why would i choose key instead of bread🤔

[candid patio]

Well this circles back to a previous discussion about Eurasia

[toxic relic]

how

[glass wigeon]

how about i weld every continental plate together then we have one true continent

[toxic relic]

in this context we are discussing cultural divides and peoples

[burnt kite]

maybe because key opens up more bread 🤔

[candid patio]

Lines in the dirt, man.

[toxic relic]

but you're thinking of this in a geographical sense

[toxic relic]

in this context its not just lines

of course borders arent real

[rotund sleet]

But what if bread is less solid than a key

[toxic relic]

but culture and people are real and different

[sleek musk]

why not both bread and key

[burnt kite]

i dont about bread, but i know a snake can be pretty solid

[grand comet]

africa incident

[oblique stream]

Its not borders, its mountains

[glass wigeon]

im bored

[grand comet]

because coal is thirsty

[grand comet]

amazing

my snake is solid

[rotund sleet]

I dont know about snakes, but i know about keys and keys ain't yummy

[grand comet]

[burnt kite]

holes in the dirt

[oblique stream]

The landscape itself dictates how each culture interacts and if they interact at all

Its a natural isolation

[candid patio]

I'm just saying that people have been living in that desert without air conditioning for a very long time. Like for all of written history.

[toxic relic]

yeah i agree

but then you changed to syrian desert and arabian desert are the same

i must defend syria

[glass wigeon]

woe

snow be upon ye

[candid patio]

I meant no disrespect

[toxic relic]

no one wants to be compred to uae

[grand comet]

me when i'm the syrian military and someone is attacking syria

[toxic relic]

its like being compared to iran

[grand comet]

you remind me of iran and the uae

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA thats a west asian inside joke

[glass wigeon]

i like reading chinese webnovels

u know how much dogshit there is tohugh

[grand comet]

i ran where

[rotund sleet]

I like watching japan cheap ahh stories in tiktok

[burnt kite]

im not a big fæn of the guvrnmunt

[glass wigeon]

ive never used tiktok

[rotund sleet]

Good

[twin bear]

ok vegeta

[glass wigeon]

and i dont use instagram

or snapchat

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[rotund sleet]

Even better

[glass wigeon]

or any of that

feel like it would be bad for my mental health

[rotund sleet]

YouTube shorts

[burnt kite]

"please i have a family"

[candid patio]

I feel like if you go far enough back, when they drew the lines in the dirt differently and called the dirt different names, at some point there was probably a shared ancestry and culture.

[glass wigeon]

i watch some youtube shorts but not like brainrot ones

some news related ones

[oblique stream]

"You dont have to do this"

[toxic relic]

borders arent real

[glass wigeon]

or the onion whcih i find funny

[toxic relic]

and countries dont exist

[rotund sleet]

We're just lab rats

[toxic relic]

most of the time political borders fuck up the tribal and ethnic distinctions

[glass wigeon]

the forcefield on the canadian border says this is false

[grand comet]

what about italy

[candid patio]

Social constructs, man

[glass wigeon]

no trees shall live

[oblique stream]

Borders arent, but climate and landmass is

[glass wigeon]

the forcefield is eternal

[toxic relic]

if you go far enough back then everyone in central asia was turkish

[burnt kite]

ook ook ook

[grand comet]

i can prove her right

i tried to cross and it literally like

[glass wigeon]

just google

[toxic relic]

sharp is turkish

[glass wigeon]

canadian border forcefield

[grand comet]

almost vaporized me

[toxic relic]

frog is turkish

[oblique stream]

They are the ones to dictate how cultures develop

[grand comet]

the forcefield is no joke

[glass wigeon]

and look in images

[toxic relic]

magyars are siberians

[glass wigeon]

ok

[grand comet]

NO joke

[glass wigeon]

u see that

[glass wigeon]

it elimiantes all trees that spawn there

[toxic relic]

spanish people are muslim north africans and south asians

[oblique stream]

Thats technically so wrong that its right

[toxic relic]

fr

[candid patio]

It's Istanbul not Constantinople

[glass wigeon]

it wont play

one sec

[twin bear]

it doesnt for a min

[toxic relic]

shout out turkiye all bulgarian food is basically greek and turkish

[twin bear]

idk why discord does it

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/constantinople-siege-of-constantinople-1453-gif-11223677846319195335

[glass wigeon]

had to ctrl r

[grand comet]

gale

[glass wigeon]

hmm doenst play still

[toxic relic]

and respect to macedonia you are real

[glass wigeon]

discordia fix ur shit

former yugoslavic republic of macedonia!?

[grand comet]

you are NOT welcome to my Discordia

[toxic relic]

every slav is bulgarian if you go far enough back

[oblique stream]

True

[toxic relic]

everyone that speaks russian is bulgarian because cyrillic was created in bulgaria

[glass wigeon]

i dont respect serbians

[grand comet]

i'm actually 0.01% italy

[grand comet]

i'm 0.01% serbian

[oblique stream]

Some slavs have Mongolian roots if you look deep enough

[twin bear]

all i know is im white

[glass wigeon]

be bosnian

[grand comet]

do you still respect me

[oblique stream]

so they are turkish

[rotund sleet]

[grand comet]

i'm bosnian now

[glass wigeon]

i respect u

[grand comet]

thank you

[rotund sleet]

Dont step on mine field

[glass wigeon]

im 99.7% european

[grand comet]

like everyone in the european world

[toxic relic]

which means theyre czech

[oblique stream]

And a lot of slavs on the black sea have Greek roots

[glass wigeon]

turkey is just greece

[oblique stream]

Based

[grand comet]

🦃

gobble gobble typeshit

turkey day

today

[toxic relic]

georgians are asian

[twin bear]

only thing i truly know abt my family is they migrated from Ireland and some germans post ww2 in like the 60s iirc

[grand comet]

ireland mention

[glass wigeon]

ill look at my

ancestry composition

[rotund sleet]

Aye

[glass wigeon]

right now

[toxic relic]

azerbaijan is the true global superpower they founded the oil industry

[oblique stream]

Potato famine 🗣️🔥🔥

[twin bear]

during the gold rush or wtv

[glass wigeon]

99.7% european alright

72.8% british and irish

[rotund sleet]

My whole family grew potatoes

[glass wigeon]

48.9% scottish
20% english
3.9% welsh

[twin bear]

my ancestors were prolly always the poor ppl

[glass wigeon]

25.5% western europe

[toxic relic]

lmao

[glass wigeon]

9.4% austrian and southern german

[grand comet]

my potato is famished

[toxic relic]

"i come from a great line of povvo methheads"

[glass wigeon]

8.2% dutch and northern german

[grand comet]

i love being white

[twin bear]

my god i forgot how boring modding new vegas is

[grand comet]

i'm white and proud or smth

[twin bear]

more like peasants

[glass wigeon]

5.1% belgian rhinelander and southern dutch

[grand comet]

[twin bear]

most likely

[glass wigeon]

1.7% swiss

[grand comet]

i have a plan john

[glass wigeon]

1.1% french

[toxic relic]

where they live? swabia?

[rotund sleet]

Peanuts?

[grand comet]

cheese yo ass

[toxic relic]

penis

german peasants revolt

[grand comet]

haha

penis

[glass wigeon]

1.2% danish

0.2% basque

[grand comet]

danish i hardly know ish

[toxic relic]

any swabian has my respect for krilling wheat silo owners

[glass wigeon]

0.2% north african

[toxic relic]

12 articles my goat

[glass wigeon]

0.1% coptic egyptian

there we go

[tall glen]

any updates this week

[grand comet]

penis or penis

[oblique stream]

Fartass face reveal

[grand comet]

what

is this canon

[toxic relic]

thats me

[grand comet]

who

[toxic relic]

im an old man but i have style

[oblique stream]

the guy actually had a huge crowd smoking with him lmao

[grand comet]

how old are you

[glass wigeon]

ikd if my german ancestors were peasants but its likely they were ngl

[grand comet]

im guessing like 32

[glass wigeon]

idk

[grand comet]

maybe

67

haha

[glass wigeon]

i can trace the german side of my family back to the holy roman empire

[grand comet]

get it

[glass wigeon]

in the 1600s

[grand comet]

69

[tall glen]

everyone was a peasant

[grand comet]

haha

get it

[oblique stream]

You're a kid

[grand comet]

[oblique stream]

Shut up miner

[glass wigeon]

im 22

[grand comet]

yea i'm like 6.7

[toxic relic]

miner?

[grand comet]

69 21

[rotund sleet]

I yarned for the mines

[toxic relic]

i hardly knower

[glass wigeon]

diggy diggy hole

[oblique stream]

👶

[grand comet]

[toxic relic]

sharp do you still live in kazakh

or have you escaped

[tall glen]

I was there Gandalf, I was there 2000 years ago

[oblique stream]

No Ive moved

[toxic relic]

just like frogboy

[glass wigeon]

gandalf is so old

[rotund sleet]

So escaped

[glass wigeon]

old fogey

[toxic relic]

are you the cousin in berlin

every balkan has a cousin in berlin

[glass wigeon]

is it a rite of passage for turkish people

[toxic relic]

i wonder if its the same for central asia

[glass wigeon]

to move to berlin

then spout how great

their glorious nation of turkey is

[grand comet]

wall

berlin

[glass wigeon]

birthmark man

[rotund sleet]

Ł

[glass wigeon]

tear down this wall

[grand comet]

why does the L have a boner

bro

[glass wigeon]

no its an arrow

it got shot

[grand comet]

are you with that diddy shit

[glass wigeon]

its dying

[grand comet]

what the fuck

[rotund sleet]

Its a arrow

[glass wigeon]

yeah its dying

[rotund sleet]

Dumdum

[glass wigeon]

bleeding to death

horrifying

[rotund sleet]

Call the ambulance

[glass wigeon]

poor L

[grand comet]

deserved

[tall glen]

what if I

[rotund sleet]

[grand comet]

L is the objective worst alphabet letter

[rotund sleet]

Why

[toxic relic]

mentos how does it feel to know youll never live up to montengro

[glass wigeon]

wrong

L is good because

it starts

[tall glen]

L, the worst

[rotund sleet]

Depression

[glass wigeon]

L M N O P

withou it

[tall glen]

friend, you forgot X

[glass wigeon]

its not the same

[grand comet]

nvm yea u right

lmnop goes so hard

[rotund sleet]

Twitter you mean

[tall glen]

X only exist so we can write greek words

[grand comet]

deadnaming twitter is like the best

[toxic relic]

podgorica is way better than belgrade

[grand comet]

it should be illegal to not deadname it

[glass wigeon]

or for nerds to name everything with an x to try and be cool

[rotund sleet]

[grand comet]

stop slandering my daddy mysk

grrr

[glass wigeon]

whats he gonna do

roll and crush me with his torso

built like the beast titan

[grand comet]

neck shot

[tall glen]

I am blah today

[rotund sleet]

Mmm monke

[glass wigeon]

i am not faucet

[tall glen]

cold, alone, disgusted with my life, ah thanksgiving again

[glass wigeon]

oh right americans have thanksgiving in november

so weird

[rotund sleet]

Tanksgiving

[glass wigeon]

it fits better in october

[toxic relic]

thanksgiving isnt real

[tall glen]

someone give me a Tank

I'd be happier

[rotund sleet]

No

[glass wigeon]

u arnet gonna do the 1995 san diego tank rampage right

[tall glen]

uh,,, no

[glass wigeon]

[oblique stream]

nah haha

I have cousin in Greece

[tall glen]

my cousin

[toxic relic]

even better

greece is peak

[tall glen]

do they have big fat weddings?

[toxic relic]

i would live there if it werent for the taxes

[tall glen]

I could see Fartass at a big fat wedding

[toxic relic]

weddings suck balls bro

[oblique stream]

I think I've left enough clues on where I am rn for you do deduce detective style

[toxic relic]

nah idc lol

[oblique stream]

But Im planning on moving to greece/Netherlands one day

[toxic relic]

probably uk

good choices

[oblique stream]

Nah its in Southeast asia, otherwise id be asleep by now

and not eating nz applea

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

maybe philippines

maybe vietnam

[oblique stream]

We have a certain government program where I can get Greece nationality with out family roots, so aiming for that

[toxic relic]

vietnam imports the most apples from nz apart from china

[oblique stream]

Tho its very unfriendly, after what happened with germans in north Kazakhstan

[toxic relic]

huh interesting

[toxic relic]

didnt czech do the same thing ahahha

czech deporting all the germans then claiming theyre more german than eastern european a few decades later

[candid patio]

Well I have enjoyed the bants this evening and thank you all for your contributions.

But I must sleep now

[toxic relic]

slappy whats your opinion on the migration of volga germans and their treatment under the soviet union

[oblique stream]

After ussr collapse, Germany had made a program where any german from north KZ could freely move to Germany and get nationality

[toxic relic]

yeah

[oblique stream]

Turns out they were pretty much assimilated by the time it happened, so the program was subsequently discontinued and heavily restricted

[candid patio]

I know what you are doing and I'm not going to fall for it

[toxic relic]

they got deported to khazakstan from russia after the erasing of their autonomous region during ww2 then they got put in labour camps then they got a chance to go to germany or america after the ussr collapse

[toxic relic]

damn

[oblique stream]

Oh there were enough Germans to turn into commune

And ussr proposed one

[candid patio]

And you also know that my American education never exposed me to the word "volga"

[oblique stream]

Kazakhstan people were

not

impressed

And it never came to be

[toxic relic]

wasnt there already an autonomous republic of volga germans

in russia

[oblique stream]

Yeah there was

[toxic relic]

they proposed another one?

in kazakhstan?

[toxic relic]

dire

[oblique stream]

I mean, why not, not like they're gonna move them back

[toxic relic]

pfft

crazy

yeah that sounds like a recipe for chaos

forcing people to move to kazakhstan then telling them they can have a commune their while the native kazakh people are like bruh

the solution being labour camp is crazy though

[oblique stream]

If you want to know why Kazakhstan has the highest amount of nationalities amongst other countries - it was a dumpster for disliked nationalities

[candid patio]

I just read the Wikipedia page on volga Germans. Maybe I've read briefly about that in the past, but certainly not enough to have an opinion about it.

[oblique stream]

Germans may make a fuss? In the dumpster

[toxic relic]

central asia real

[oblique stream]

Ukrainians discontent? Dumpster

[candid patio]

Canada would like a word

[toxic relic]

nah

[oblique stream]

Koreans may intervene? Dumpster

Thats how there are greeks in Kazakhstan pretty much

[tall glen]

haha same applies to Canada

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH dude

[candid patio]

Toronto is known as the most diverse city in the world

[toxic relic]

imagine moving 200k people from the east to kazakhstan

[oblique stream]

Oh that's easy

[toxic relic]

shout out to chechen

and the ingush

[oblique stream]

Shoot anyone who doesn't fit in the train

[candid patio]

Fair. I haven't met a single person who lives in my city other than me who lives here by choice. And we are already planning on leaving.

[toxic relic]

real

[oblique stream]

Give ones that do - one bread per wagon

Easy

And throw them out along the tracks in Kazakhstan

[toxic relic]

isnt the turgal province like hugely ukranian too

[candid patio]

Damn you farty

Your trick worked

[toxic relic]

yw bro

[toxic relic]

enemies of the people get sent to brazil [kazakhstan]

[oblique stream]

Pretty much anywhere along the north there are Ukrainians, germans, greeks and other

[candid patio]

No I slapped my knees and said welp!

That's final!

[oblique stream]

Northern cities are more russian than kazakh

which may cause a problem

[toxic relic]

im a man of skill

and resource

[oblique stream]

as history shows

[toxic relic]

georgia moment

[sharp rapids]

I’m planning to move to Athens with my wife!

[toxic relic]

bruh HAHAHAH

athens is crazy

[oblique stream]

Athens is a lovable dumpster fire

[toxic relic]

fr

thessaloniki my main

[oblique stream]

Ive been there for 3 weeks

and on islands

[sharp rapids]

I’ve visited Spetses and nearly died on an electric bike, nearly rode off a cliff

Lmao

[toxic relic]

naxos is peak

[sharp rapids]

I bailed early and got road burn on my hand bad

[toxic relic]

cinema

[oblique stream]

There is a surprising amount of russian nazis and anti gays in Athens

[toxic relic]

nah nah its not surprising

you see

[sharp rapids]

It feels like that’s everywhere nowadays

[oblique stream]

Like my uncle and auntie we were visiting

Oh and hatred of UK

[rotund sleet]

[toxic relic]

every greek is either descendent from democratic/communist other leftist or from the metaxists

so you have a divide

your family either fought for stalin or for an anarchist or for the general

thats how its been

[sharp rapids]

I have a lot of interest in mythology so it’s somewhere I feel drawn to it a lot

[toxic relic]

bruh

[sharp rapids]

We were also looking at the island of lesbos or whatever it’s called

We found it funny

[toxic relic]

anarchism in greek is very strong too which i respect

epi ta proso my goat

[sharp rapids]

I am an anarchist

[toxic relic]

yoo

antonios vradis and dimitrios dalakoglou are good writers to get into if you plan on getting involved there

[sharp rapids]

The dispossessed helped me to realise it

Thank you I will look into that

[toxic relic]

haha nice

good book

[tall glen]

what if I am an Archist

[toxic relic]

arch dis dick

[tall glen]

no thanks

[icy vigil]

I dont do OCs

[oblique stream]

true lmao

every week there is some protest

[icy vigil]

Theyre locked away in my mind until i get good

[oblique stream]

i think Ive been during taxi protest

[tall glen]

I am eating pineaple bread pudding

[tiny pecan]

when multiplayer

[toxic relic]

cinema

game recognise game except bulgaria is too weak for that

sadly

[tall glen]

are we protesting taxi's

taxis are for the wealthy

just walk there

[toxic relic]

no

[toxic relic]

it was a protest of the taxi drivers

[young kelp]

when Hollowknight: Pablo comes out

[toxic relic]

theres another strike planned for december 2-3

[tall glen]

what taxi driver gonna do when they see me walking?

[young kelp]

offroad

[toxic relic]

nothing

[twin bear]

fallout 2

[tall glen]

fun fact when you get in a taxe in the US and say "Follow that car!"

they wont

[runic zealot]

Voted pz for labor of love award

[young kelp]

do they take directions?

what if you just

tell them to go N direction while following a car without telling them directly

to follow said car

[toxic relic]

does it matter? as long as the meter is running

i dont like taxis

id rather use public transport

[tall glen]

like they generally want a destination

but you could say "just drive around the block till this money is gone

[young kelp]

what if you tell them to go straight until you hit a turn

[tall glen]

I've fallen asleep in taxis before

woke up 20 miles off target

he "got lost"

[twin bear]

dam discord doesn't pick up fallout 2😭

[tall glen]

fallout what?

you mean fallout 3

Todd told me that's when they started

[livid notch]

Anomaly warfare mode, I'm stuck In army warehouses and the game won't stop spawning monolith squads

[icy vigil]

Peanits

[twin bear]

you can farm them all the time or escape tbh

[livid notch]

I'm stuck in a house tho

[twin bear]

oh

[livid notch]

Bloodsucker village

[twin bear]

well that makes things difficult

are you out of heals

[twin bear]

could make a run for it out of their range and then heal

its that bad

[livid notch]

It's not about heals, it's the fact I killed so many of them their corpses are glitching into each other

Making my game lag

[twin bear]

oh god

[rare torrent]

L

Now fall asleep in an airport

[twin bear]

thats the worst possible scenario

do u have a save before it

[toxic relic]

peak ngl

[twin bear]

thats not too far behind

[livid notch]

Yeah

But I diden't bother

[rare torrent]

No like genuinely how tf do i do it

[toxic relic]

falling asleep in an airport is the worst experience

[livid notch]

Started a new story mode playthrough

[toxic relic]

its so bad its good

genuinely cinema

[young kelp]

wake up missing the flight

[twin bear]

i always do that

lmao

[toxic relic]

either drugs or just be the guy that can fall asleep standing up

[rare torrent]

Its 3 am. I got here at 1900 yesterday

[toxic relic]

lol

[rare torrent]

Cause taxis likely wouldnt be available on thanksgiving

[toxic relic]

american moment

[rare torrent]

Lowkey

[toxic relic]

how long are you waiting

is this a layover or

are you sleeping in the airport until you can get a taxi

[rare torrent]

Flight leaves at 7 am

[toxic relic]

oh

[rare torrent]

The odds of getting an uber at 2 am on thanksgiving is like impossible so i came a day early

[toxic relic]

fair enough

7 am flight is 4 hours away

[tall glen]

anyone see any good tv deals on amazon

[toxic relic]

youll be fine just chill

[tall glen]

$500 or so

[rare torrent]

Im just waiting for the call from some chief going "we need you to come back because of cac issues" or some bs

Until im on the plane im stressing

[toxic relic]

stressing just ruins the time you have brother

just chill

[rare torrent]

I have also been awake since 4 am yesterday

[toxic relic]

if you sleep now you'll miss your flight

[rare torrent]

They done flew da plane inta da 'port

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/morshu-zelda-you-will-buy-from-me-gif-16437133

[toxic relic]

i thought that poster with the guy in camo pants was a real dude that glitched out of reality

https://tenor.com/view/banned-hammer-smash-explode-hit-gif-17254200

this is a real thing

its a festival in guanajuato mexico

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Juan_de_la_Vega

[icy vigil]

We eat meat ball

Not eat ball tho

That comes later

[toxic relic]

eat deez nuts

[rare torrent]

The worst part rn is i can hear them getting the speaker system online to play 5 different Christmas songs nonstop like they were doing last night

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x87fBtzBpeo

[toxic relic]

cinema

dudes living in a cia enhanced interrogation box

[rare torrent]

Need a screwdriver to puncture my tympanic membrane

[toxic relic]

get inside your suitcase and listen to babies crying for full effect

[karmic jetty]

the concert i was goin to was cancelled...

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

what the fuck does frogski have to say

[rotund sleet]

Ribbity

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24UqL389rs

new danny video

"i just bought another neo; kill him."

[stone meadow]

sliced my thumb ouch

[rotund sleet]

Eat it

[toxic relic]

frogski would you go to the exploding hammer festival

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-hammer-gif-8346868550077540199

i would

[stone meadow]

thats me in the gif

[toxic relic]

imagine dying from shrapnel puncturing your body from your diy explosive hammer device packed with 30 pouches of firecrackers and your own custom ignition powder

would tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lQl_Gasig

[stone meadow]

how is that shit 300 years old

[toxic relic]

gunpowder is old

[last spoke]

Where do you think all the sledges went?

[toxic relic]

it probably travelled to central america

[last spoke]

Baph's been smuggling sledgehammers into Mexico

[toxic relic]

then it got used in the festival

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/double-double-take-demoman-tf2-take-gif-25671219

Caber knight in real life

Peak

[toxic relic]

from what i can tell most of it is legit just firework butts/cakes [the part with the "explosive"] ducttaped to a hammer

[stone meadow]

ik but like what, they got their hands on gunpowder and went "yea lets start strapping this shit to hammers and exploding them for fun"

[toxic relic]

yessir, its related to a specific town

[last spoke]

What the fuck else was there to do 300 years ago?

[toxic relic]

san juan de la vega celebrated their town's saint with it starting around the 17th century

so its 400 years old by now

if it sounds odd i mean

isnt that every invention

[half kettle]

was the wheel an odd invention

[toxic relic]

id say so

imagine creating an axle, putting wooden circles on it and rolling it

[karmic jetty]

i watched it last night hahahaha

[toxic relic]

how did they figure that out

[toxic relic]

peak

[karmic jetty]

the skits are great

did he actually broke some glass

[toxic relic]

probably

where did he get the white body suit

amazon

[karmic jetty]

from the white body store

[toxic relic]

is that where white people are made

[half kettle]

hmm, they probably werent getting their nerves fried by bursts of dopamine from the cellphones which allowed their curiosity and boredem to run hand in hand

[karmic jetty]

didnt know ea nasir franchised

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

wrong guy

HAHAHAHA

thats the copper guy

[toxic relic]

yeah

maybe he went into a new industry

[toxic relic]

nah too busy dying of the lastest epidemic or getting addicted to opium or being killed for hunting on the kings land

[karmic jetty]

they were prolly rolling down the hills before they realize

[toxic relic]

or dying in a fight between 2 noble houses

[toxic relic]

have you ever done that?

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-rolling-cute-gif-15640555

[toxic relic]

you climb a hill and you get on your stomach and roll down

its peak

[karmic jetty]

no why would i do that

[half kettle]

rolling down a hill until you roll on a very sharp stone

Ouch

[toxic relic]

bruh what

thats peak childhood

[karmic jetty]

im made of glass buddy

[toxic relic]

i used to do it so much as a boy and i still do it when i find a propah hill

[toxic relic]

yawn weak body

[toxic relic]

you're not invited to the cheese wheel race

[karmic jetty]

dangerous event

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/late-the-strand-strand-cheese-rolling-cheltenham-gif-3115030338449858061

[karmic jetty]

how are they alive

[toxic relic]

would

we live in loony toons world bruv

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-cheese-run-fall-repeat-gif-16923379

[karmic jetty]

thats so tupid

[toxic relic]

thats why its peak bro

you dont get it

the baby and mega explosives they use for the hammers

[stone meadow]

i imagine they saw round stuff like fruit or nuts roll

inferred that it must roll cause its round

then to control direction added an axle

[toxic relic]

now imagine you're a labourer in guanajuato and you see explosives and think "damn i could beef up my hammer swing with that"

ez

[stone meadow]

hmm how do i absolutely obliterate my house and potentially injure myself

the humble gunpowder

[toxic relic]

dont you ever think of shit like that

[stone meadow]

i sometimes wonder how my soldering iron would taste

[toxic relic]

im sure someones acted on that impulse

it probably tastes metallic and bitter

you havent even seen the fireball festival

bolas de fuego

[strange spruce]

I rolled synder for first time in half a year,,,,

Bro am so rusty

[half kettle]

why is everything on fire

[toxic relic]

they through cotton balls soaked in oil and lit on fire at each other

to celebrate a religious myth and the volcanic eruption that wiped out the town

nejapa, el salvador

[half kettle]

interesting

[rotund sleet]

Ask pyro

[toxic relic]

the religious story is one of a saint fighting the devil with balls of fire

which sounds metal as fuck

like when tenacious d fought satan in a rock battle

[rotund sleet]

My internet is so ass i saw your other profile

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/stoqn-kolev-stoqn-kolev-klimatik-meme-gif-16984899

[paper hull]

My friend Chris died yesterday I was not prepared for that

I just found out today

[toxic relic]

condolences

[sick sapphire]

yo is anyone good with pcs?

[toxic relic]

no

[paper hull]

Yeah but I CBA to help sorry

[toxic relic]

thats why you lie and say no

[paper hull]

Car park bandit

[rotund sleet]

Me fr

[rotund sleet]

Toyota hilux

[paper hull]

Read it an weep

[rotund sleet]

God damn it

[paper hull]

Nah

[rotund sleet]

I also do have a bmw

But uhh in a very specific condition

[icy vigil]

Pean

[rotund sleet]

Pea

[icy vigil]

Peanits

[rotund sleet]

Peanuts

[icy vigil]

WRONG

Go in your corner 🫵

[rotund sleet]

Nuts Deez.

What if i live in a round house

[young kelp]

stay in the middle

[winter turret]

how many hits is a maxed maintenance crafted spear?

[young kelp]

5 hits

[rotund sleet]

[young kelp]

at max maint and spear skill

it has like 6% chance to lose a condition

so its a lot of hits, but thats for max level

[rotund sleet]

Ok

I still won't use spears

For now

Long blade my beloved

[young kelp]

doesn't say a lot btw, a bat at lvl 0 on both maint and long blunt skill is at a base 5%

[rotund sleet]

The only cool thing in spears is sprint attack

[young kelp]

no thats the worst part

the animation for that is too long

and it can miss

[rotund sleet]

Never used them, cant say

[young kelp]

it also for some reason makes you attempt to stab other players lmao

but nothing will happen

unless pvp is on

[rotund sleet]

Should be ability to throw them

Prob a mod already exists

[paper hull]

Rent you and Ur girl an entire cinema lads

[rotund sleet]

I wish I've had a uh

Something.

A submarine idk

[lyric galleon]

you are sheltering romantic delusions in your head are you not?

[rotund sleet]

I want to get into Mariana Trench

[winter forge]

"We have global rankings in a game that's basicly math"

Bigggg mistake 🤣

[young kelp]

all you'll find is trash and possibly a jellyfish

[rotund sleet]

Mhmm jellyfish

[toxic relic]

huge balls to keep this on

9x streak

[young kelp]

the real question is

[rotund sleet]

Poopers

[young kelp]

is it a win streak

or a lose streak

[toxic relic]

its a play streak

[young kelp]

[rotund sleet]

Both

[toxic relic]

afaik the discord streak means how many days in a row you play

[young kelp]

wait really?

I wonder what my streak is then for the last game I was playing a lot recently

[toxic relic]

i think so yeah

im not 100% sure; just vague memory of learning about it

[toxic relic]

post that emote

the reacted one

what is it

[young kelp]

its the face of a giant flesh roach

[toxic relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1346976356033888398.webp?size=96

[toxic relic]

thats what i call my member

member? i hardly knower

[young kelp]

[toxic relic]

weird things

peak though

[last spoke]

https://dontasktoask.com/

[sick sapphire]

okay I’m scared

Should I open this?

[last spoke]

But you have an ai pfp so for the purposes of this conversation no I don't know anything about PCs

never heard of it

[sick sapphire]

yea my friend made this for me, it was originally a picture of lucky Luke

But yea I guessed he used AI

What’s wrong with AI making things?

[toxic relic]

lol

must be bait

[sick sapphire]

😭

bruh

[toxic relic]

and a youth

[last spoke]

So no he didn't make anything for you

[toxic relic]

only the youth use that crying emote

[last spoke]

nobody made anything anymore

[toxic relic]

real

if it was ai generated your bro didnt make you anything

[sick sapphire]

🫡okay grunk

[toxic relic]

what does grunk mean

[last spoke]

Nah, the youth appropriated it from failgirls

[toxic relic]

whats that

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1386119240322515006.webp?size=96&animated=true

[toxic relic]

nah wait dont tell me i dont care

bofa

[toxic relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1346976356033888398.webp?size=96

fakenitroemoji is real

[icy vigil]

Pls god of consumerism kill AI bros for 6 months 😔

(Just to lower pc prices)

[toxic relic]

what are you prepared to sacrifice for it

[icy vigil]

Peanits

[toxic relic]

give me your balls and ill give you a promotion

[icy vigil]

Whoa whoa

Who said balls

Peanits is a legally distinct term

[toxic relic]

ok buddy

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7h1aMVdBEk @polar kernel @vital marten

[keen pond]

[rotund sleet]

Spif

[karmic jetty]

[young kelp]

Terraria calamity ain't doing so hot

[quasi slate]

wdym

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-belly-rub-gif-8421087136581332365

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-14583720278548244720

[young kelp]

another one of devs got removed

for practically the same reason as the last

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stairs-fall-down-stairs-explosion-explode-gif-16415651593764552095

[quasi slate]

dam everyone a pedo

[oblique stream]

AI deez nuts in your mouth

[quasi slate]

@karmic jetty dreamland is open

and new dimensional clash

[rotund sleet]

Everything

[half kettle]

i do NOT want to consume media no human bothered to make

What good is it if the thing I watch has no human input

[rotund sleet]

[half kettle]

dontlookatmelikethat

[livid notch]

Real

I like to know someone put effort into making this video and not a clanker had to do it for them

[rotund sleet]

[ivory grail]

It Thanksgiving today in da America there will be no peace at your dinner tables

[rotund sleet]

Can i have a tank

[toxic relic]

its crazy how many countries have a german population

i wonder if its unintentional, as in over many immigrations with different catalysts or if it was one big reason

[paper hull]

Uhhh

[toxic relic]

germany was pretty big in ye olde time i wonder if its just remnants of pieces that got caught in new borders along with normal immigration and other big events

i know about ww2

but idk if thats the only reason 🤔

[stone meadow]

i dont know many germans here in the uk

well

[toxic relic]

idk how true it is but almost every country outside of germany i look at theres a sizable german minority hahah

[stone meadow]

i dont know any actually here

[toxic relic]

there are at least 250k

thats enough for a sizable minority

[paper hull]

Yeah UK has a large German population

Well "large"

[toxic relic]

apparently in the 2001 census germans were the fourth largest immigrant group in the uk

that number only increasing of course

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germans_in_the_United_Kingdom

[stone meadow]

Ive just never met one, or one that im aware of anyway

[toxic relic]

nah fair mate

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-goober-spotted-jarvis-goober-spotted-iron-man-goober-spotted-gif-16236198662133314025

[stone meadow]

Maybe someone i know is secretly german

[toxic relic]

its not like ive seen a german in durango or sonora i just notice "ethnic german/german born national" in so many country demographic lists

[onyx igloo]

why is his skull open

[toxic relic]

nothing wrong with it either just curious haha

[toxic relic]

brain cant fit in head

[strange spruce]

should probably get that checked up on man

[onyx igloo]

i think thats a disease

[strange spruce]

doesnt seem healthy

[subtle shoal]

i wonder if a brain was exposed to wind would it do anytrhing

like the wind to the brain

[toxic relic]

i also see italians

[modest lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36MszzhVXZU

https://tenor.com/view/cat-party-rainbow-cat-rainbow-dance-cat-dancing-cat-gif-15210582820378482946

[subtle shoal]

i sniffed fast fix adhesive spray or something

i felt lightheaded

[toxic relic]

italians from croatia to mexico

[subtle shoal]

mightve killed some of my braincells

[toxic relic]

enjoy the high or your braincells will be destroyed in vain

[subtle shoal]

it wasnt even good or something

[onyx igloo]

taxi at your service

[subtle shoal]

just lightheaded and my brainer hurt

[stone meadow]

its a habit highly intelligent people have you wouldnt get it

[onyx igloo]

ok

[toxic relic]

brainer?

i hardly knower

[onyx igloo]

is it like when people poke themselves with the bunch of needles

[subtle shoal]

no theyre brainiacs

i need to finish watching gettysburg today smh smhm hs

[toxic relic]

respect to the est 2500 rusyns living all the way in australia

im sure they get called russian all the time

[toxic relic]

what is this

[subtle shoal]

gettysburg 1993

a movie about the gettysburg battle in 1863

[onyx igloo]

why does it say 1993

[stone meadow]

i get called kurdish every time i tell people im kyrgyz

[toxic relic]

bruh

[stone meadow]

i think 8/10 times it happens

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

thats so stupid

[onyx igloo]

kurdish is middle eastern isnt it?

[stone meadow]

really surprises me when someone actually knows about kyrgystan

[hollow plume]

Playing without zombies respawning, is there a mod that spawns in hordes on the corner of the map as event, making them get pulled in further towards the middle of the map with other events as time passes?

[toxic relic]

kurds are iranian ethnic group

[plush cobalt]

davidalex123

[toxic relic]

kurdistan

which is the turkey->iran region

[hollow plume]

feel free to tag me, very very busy atm but had that random thought

[onyx igloo]

ah

[plush cobalt]

Probably better luck in #pz_b42_chat if you're on b42, or #pz_b41_chat if you're on b41

[toxic relic]

i have a picture of myself with my face painted blue throwing up outside the national hospital in bishkek is this enough

[stone meadow]

what fr

[toxic relic]

yes lmao

[stone meadow]

what were you doing there

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[toxic relic]

i told you i was in bishkek visiting my partners family

[stone meadow]

your partner is kyrgyz?

[toxic relic]

he's syrian

but his family immigrated there

most of them lol the others are in saudi

[stone meadow]

thats crazy, small world

why were you blue though

[toxic relic]

uh

let me ask him 🤔

[onyx igloo]

he wanted to join the blue men

https://tenor.com/view/blue-man-group-staring-side-eye-gif-8228084131210534846

[toxic relic]

OH YEAH

theres a park outside the national hospital

we were drinking outside the coffee place just next to the ministry of health and we ended up deciding to do a glow in the dark photoshoot in the park

[lyric galleon]

collect my squid games

[toxic relic]

but then i swallowed paint

and threw up

[onyx igloo]

did somebody replace your coffee with blue fuckin paint or what

or did you want to try it

[toxic relic]

try painting your face while drunk

a lot of it went into my mouth

[stone meadow]

damn

glow in the dark paint too

[onyx igloo]

i have never been drunk so i suppose i wouldnt know

[toxic relic]

ikr

[onyx igloo]

proceed

[toxic relic]

i remember the park had a statue of a guy

[paper hull]

Guy man

[toxic relic]

and his hat looked like a marshmallow

[onyx igloo]

crazy dave

state puff marshmellow man

[toxic relic]

i also remember there was a gym right next to a ballet place

like a theater

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxfQVKFBMtM

[toxic relic]

crazy working out listening to like icegergert right next to victory park

https://tenor.com/view/komuz-нуракабдырахманов-nurak-abdiraxmanov-kyrgyz-kyrgyz-music-gif-27051367

[novel fern]

based

[strange spruce]

silenced

people cannot know

[toxic relic]

cockroaches...

[ivory grail]

Has everyone calmed down since like 1am?

[fathom igloo]

Ohio doesn’t exist

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/grab-by-the-collar-williamest-est-william-gif-17859441001487163708

We do exist

[fathom igloo]

That was also like 8pm

[ivory grail]

Not for me :)

Haha you think i live there

[fathom igloo]

I unfortunately used to

I’m telling you right now it doesn’t exist

[ivory grail]

You know the part of ohio that doesn't really exist

That where I live

The part that no one goes to

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/kazakhstan-sacha-baron-cohen-dancing-poor-comedy-gif-4185051

[fathom igloo]

Wait no

I know

[ivory grail]

Start with a p but all i'm saying

If you know the history of that town you understand why I want to leave

[subtle shoal]

I AM GOING TO AMERICA!

[onyx igloo]

NO

DONT

[fathom igloo]

If is basically 6 am I’m so tired

[onyx igloo]

i know this is a reference BUT STILL

[ivory grail]

No sleep for you

[fathom igloo]

Are we talking in Ohio still or Pennsylvania

[ivory grail]

Yes still talking about ohio

[fathom igloo]

Ohio people have a weird hatred towards Michigan

[austere sable]

who want e

[fathom igloo]

I thought cowboys fans were weird with their obsession but OSU takes the cake when it comes to them vs Michigan

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-reacions-gif-1469607253914926417

[stone meadow]

we have a lot of parks with statues of guys

[stone meadow]

and with hats that look like marshmallows

[ivory grail]

There a town that was only feature on a TV show that was about the over prescribed of painkiller causing an a terrible opioid epidemic that the town that i live in

[toxic relic]

me drunkenly stumbling through asia mall just so i can get piala tea from the frunze in the basement

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920634556145602572/1433872609279479998/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[fathom igloo]

Don’t doxx yourself lol

[toxic relic]

ik haha its togolok moldo

thats the guy

[ivory grail]

It not like I be here for another two year

[toxic relic]

there was a distinctly soviet number of parks and monuments though you're right

[fathom igloo]

Still

Never fails, family drama has already started via group chats

[cinder wolf]

too late

i found his location

time to send the artillery

brace yourselves

[karmic jetty]

no more bebesitting

im freeee

[toxic relic]

cinema

[fathom igloo]

It was a trap for me to get your ssn

[toxic relic]

zo what are you gonna do now that your concert is cancel

[cinder wolf]

FUCK

[oblique stream]

Counter artillery

[fathom igloo]

Why are Java monsters so much more expensive than regular monsters

There is like over a $3 price difference between the two at gas stations here

[toxic relic]

counter?

i hardly know'er

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-gif-25795857

[fathom igloo]

I missed the memo where they said driving laws are just a suggestion during holiday weeks

[onyx igloo]

why would you buy a java monster

isnt the whole point of energy drinks for people who dont like coffee

[fathom igloo]

Red light? Is it a holiday? Yes, go on through almost causing a car crash. It’s like that episode of family guy where the driver was like “I turn now, good luck everyone else”

[onyx igloo]

new jersey swerve

ermm bikers fault

[fathom igloo]

Because they’re yummy and have more caffeine than regular coffee.

[onyx igloo]

enjoy your heart palpitating drink

[toxic relic]

bruv

energy drinks are just for people that want caffeine

some people like monster and coffee

monster-coffee

[fathom igloo]

Plus it’s 6 am on a holiday idk anything besides gas stations that are open

[onyx igloo]

this sounds like an unholy concoction to me

[toxic relic]

y

[fathom igloo]

And I don’t like Starbucks anymore

[onyx igloo]

i dont know man its just energy drinks taste like battery acid

[toxic relic]

coca cola + whiskey + redbull

[fathom igloo]

Java monsters taste like a latte