#general_chat
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yeah
mm cheeseborgor 
hamborgr
:3
michaelwave
average gen chat
hai beans
how do you know this
hi floof
im thinking about ghost recon again
what about it
its a low estimation as 3000 - 3500 men died, im assuming 1500 of them were knights
ive made a massive blunder
im an hour into gettysburg
the cheese melted
ts is quite good
unfortunate
yes im off tmrw
i know i mean how do you know about this feud
my room mate in university was a history major
the taunts from the narcos
or we go mug a ship or two
You're going to the mine, and i am going to buy things with the money i don't pay you
Pray we dont meet in dayz
i pray we do
hit me with one
you're stupid
and smelly
maybe we already met
uno dos tres vamonos wey!
i can smell you all the way here
youre fucking stinky
omega stinky,go shower unc
you're having an epileptic attack in your temporal region you buffoon
te matare, cabrón!
thats what you would say
silly ah
borgor is too hot to eat
40s was too long
am i doing good with my spanish still
cool it? NAH HOW ABOUT I BURN IT ALL DOWN MF
all you eat is burgers zo
yeah ur good at it
what does this mf want from me </3
zee got that young metabolism
i am just EXISTING HERE
let him enjoy it while he can
burgers and chicken
THATS OFFENSIVE
nuh uh
i used to say the same shit
get touched by mahito
haha
waow
@lost saffron :3
the cheese touch
you’ve gotten so good!
why is this your response to everything bro 
ghost recon really sparked it
he must be a fan of mahito i dunno
why do you want everyone to be touched unconsensually
despite being packed up by a 15 year old
literally first time i ever said that
nah
its his only genchattia bit
i mean the "touch you" line
YOU SENT FUCKING MAHITO GIFS SAYING YOU GON TOUCH SOMEBODY !!!
yeah
you’ve gotten really good at speaking spanish
i have that bit only with one person
she hasnt been around
ok bro
cuz maybeeeee
at least you cant touch anyone cause this is discord
ya gonna be the one that saves meeeeee
u helped translate, i repeated it back, i learned outside of recon!
and after alllllllllll
ur my wonderwallll
i dont touch people i'm unfamiliar with
i try to teach well
u do gud!
careful cuh
thank you
it ur second language, or first, after all
uhh
50/50
what spanish
but i know more enlgihs
spain spanish, mexican spanish
ya
mexican spanish
ah real
several dialects
Spanish deez nuts
that
fair fair
just chinese i can read and speak
mostly venezulean and mexican
Arriva
and very poorly
peak
am i good with my dialects
which chinese
canto
yeah
huh
you do good with spanish
i only speak french, idk what the canadians are saying
cantonese
truth
i think its when my face was frozen that helped, i couldnt speak for shit but could definitely roll my tongue
yeah
are you still moving there
dentist making you speak better spanish
after my surgery yes
HK
oh huh
that place is huge
heckler and koch
haha
i still has some more to learn but, i think i can go into mexico and properly have a conversation
fever
maybe not go to mexico though
shits dangerous rn
maybe
eh its all similar enough
true!
you know one spanish you know like 90% of the others
if you've got the basis, you can adapt later on
besides most of the other dialects are just slang anyway
learn spanish and go to brazil then get mad when people tell you that no one speaks spanish
hello
you got dont starve together?
too bad i got work
Fever. do you have blood
spider army
bunch of spiders
for shits and giggles
web
they get hungry though
we lack the logistics for a spider army
they crave monster meat
or we can feed our spiders to each other
shrimply have a maxwell slave away at gathering
infinite spider glitch
we cross that bridge when we get there
and other shit
the rickety bridge
start enlisting spiders
i was a maxwell main before i quit
we gonna industrialize starving together warfare
i played the boyscout dude
i just liked gathering shit but i was lazy
so i just had my puppets do da work
Arc Raiders — my friend has never played an extraction shooter before and he got the game for him and I
Yet he just tries to kill everything instead of survive so he’s broke and mad at me because I don’t follow suit in his bloodlust
me and my friends last experience with dst
Yet ive made it out with over 20k cred because I teamed up with raiders in Match and fought the arc
😔
that was me until i beet my first deerclops
all solo
AS MAXWELL
ive yet to finish the first game
how the fuck you even supposed to finish the first game
idk ngl
You say I’m done
me when i just quit the game (i beat it)
me when the hounds spawn for the umpteenth time
me when i beat it (i have no game)
HAHAHHA
same
they added so much shit afaik
and reworked like all the characters
for all i know maxwell prob plays like a entirely diff cahracter </3
infinite games but no time
i got like 2 months free time ahead of me
Question might I get lfg permissions?
i wanna play like kf2 n spec ops the line before the next year rolls arounbd
recreational most likely
bruh
thats naive thinking
noem crazy
imagine destroying a mountain in the land of midian so you can have a ski resort that wont work cause its not cold enough so you have to create your own snow
dam this looks like Sydney
We have an ice rink currently in town and it’s 80F outside (26°C)
does your ice rink cost 8.8 trillion dollars
No it’s not cool at all
i dont think 8.8 trillion is cool bro 
Hiya
do you wanna ride around on fake dirt snow in the desert
What
I mean if it’s actually cold
its not cold
Idc if it’s fake it’s just gotta beat the heat
asbestos skiing
cinema
i cant wait to spend 10k a night to ride on the plastic asbestos snow in the same land that the midians lived in
midians
if this thing really gets built that means that the abrahamic god is canonically tied to neom brand
Bonjour fellow users of discord
bible lore
it is a real region but the name changed
tabuk province
its a cool place geographically and there are sick tombs and shit
bulldoze the tombs for another megaproject that will never finish

There are rumors that mp 42 will be on this weekend?
mista beast, give me some money
how do i get permissions to talk in LFG?
wiwiwawa
wiwiwi
lucky for u i sell the worl
guess u can SAY im some kinda
the man who sold the worl

Mistercroche'er'er'er
dont go to no wawa

omar
Read the pinned post that says “read to unlock”
Yes
omar where were you
on the 18th of may 1048?
Never ask a woman her age... Never ask a man his salary... Never ask Omar where he was on the 18th of May 1048
have you ever been to nishapur, iran
what is your opinion on cubic equations
Oh, have I 😏
No comment at this time.
Take credit, 15k per month is nothing
I pay 17 for my mortgage
Hello not joshua
no more videogaem
is your last name khayyam
That's a fuckin 5 year loan
That's a very personal question. Yes, it is.
are you mathematician omar khayyam
draw me
was bannerlord any good compared to warband?
warband was unreal
God of consumerism. Grant me my black friday discount
😔 🙏
Skill issue
I started working just one week after i got home
What stops you
Ozon fucking sucks, though the pay is somewhat decent
I don't want to work alongside uni and I'm severely inconfident in my ability to work in the field I supposedly study
Just work part time wherever possible
I refuse to believe there's no part time jobs, you are literally in the biggest city
Doesn't need to match what you're studying for, unqualified workforce is always needed
did someone say consumer
Bruh you're an adult, why do i have to tell you things you already know about
ive never played warband so i dunno
i made a couple but all of them got yeeted in the bin
What do you look like
one person even gave me fanart for one of my ocs because they found it cute even though the design was very barebones lol
i dont have an oc of myself
Smh
im gonna draw ur oc doing nefarious things
just imagine me as stuart the little
i already do
I dunno there's just this weird block in my head
Like I either study or I work
look at this Joshua 🥺
why does she have 5 fingers?
now draw her gettin an education
its a drawing of this pink rat
nvm. i'm an imbecile
otag
Exactly this
right click download image
what does adoptable mean?
honestly i dont know something something you buy a design and have the rights to it
i see a bunch of them on my feed fairly often and i find it annoying
you would NOT want that
43mg nicotine pouch of bullshit
Are you billionnaire?

people will either create unique and cool designs and sell it as adoptables or you will just see slop ocs like mine and they charge u like 30 to use the design lol
communism in a tin
these taste shit
i used to fw the classic white slim ones
because they no balls
fair fair
they have super slim now which doesnt make sense
can't see slims under the uppet decky as much as big ones
okay now that IS pussy
you buy siberia because you're addicted to nicotine and never want to stop
No dummy
You want to be independent, so grab your fucking ass and go work
true
nicotine chat
i want people to see that im sucking on 40mg nicotine
truly for the old
hello
snus is the way bro
Don't work too much though, leave time to study, or you'll end up where i did
nicotine pacifier
its crazy that they sell them here lmao

in the big 2025
hai
i was a siberia main until black cubas was introduced to me. they're now banned
smoking in the big 2025 💔
banned why
i don't do any nicotine now though. i'm a changed man
hitting the penjamin i see
smoking 500 cigarettes for 5G
holy shit thats endless
black current
500 cigarettes.
black cuba has higher nicotine than siberia
in czechia there's mg limits for nic snuses now
bruh
amen
nicotine? thats what they call me
why are the easternoid countries trying to larp as westernoids
yeah. i decides to appeal and repent for my sins
let norway and sweden tax their alcohol
you got banned?
yes
thought you just left
did you learn ur lesson
has it already been that long?
long time ago...
yes
what did you get banned for anyways
a really bad breaking bad reference
i think the only way id ever go to sweden would be Åland
ah
what's Åland
i wish i was a big hulking Gorilla
autonomous region in finland that speaks swedish
what about androids
did i learn my lesson
antarctica
what reason did you need to learn?
half life 3 tommorow
to stop being so based
that's based
🤑
!rank
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
old
your name too long
not as long as dis dick lmao gottem
wrong

why does yours have sad car?
big poo
yo whoever made toilet paper turn red to tell that you are done wiping is a genius
it was me barry
sand paper or hemorrhoids
You guys use toilet papers?
i havent seen barry in a long time...
Casuals
do you think the the anal fistula would present as symptoms of itching, do you think the membranes of your asshole would break down as you scratch at the enigma tearing away at your insides. how long until you shit pus and need to wear diapers to contain your rectal discharge. will you curse my inator then? will you yearn for feeling of being greeted by the warm saliva and bile being pulled out of you by the involuntary flexing and relaxing of your internal flesh tubes.
Put down the phone
how much to bribe a mod to ban this dud
im on a laptop on a boat
fuck you die motherfucker
waiting for 5 more hours
Throw it into the water

i agree with omar on this one
hope u sink
even the thing being you have this text SAVED somewhere is odd.
i wrote it yesterday bruv
if i had a device-an -inator-that stimulated the radially symmetrical contraction and relaxation of the muscles of your bladder, oesophagus and colon in order to push the contents through the pyloric sphincter how long do you think it would take for the urine to reach your stomach only to be pissed out of your mouth along with your masticated bolus of lunch and yesterdays constipated shit slop?
do you think the sudden and violent decompression of your anus would result in chronic abnormalities such as an anal fistula and, if so, how much rectal discharge, mucus, would you release in response?
the first part i wrote
😋
we know you cant read
i have this habit of reading the first 10 lines of a sentance and if it doesnt grab me i just stop reading and assume the rest
because im fucking lazy
let the brain autofill the blanks
Just got stuck thinking about phrasal verbs for 2 minutes because of my message
i cant say much since i haven't experienced what you described yet, not today anywah, since your dad said he couldn't come in today
anywah
bro
why do i keep running into these kind of vods today
why dont you think about deez nuts instead
They are too insignificant to spend time pondering
gtg, i need to wash the ridicule down with kids' champagne
WAIT I HAVENT WATCHED MAD GOD!!!
i think about my balls
u suck zee get on it
its a date
get on dis
really cool
did he inhale rust
https://youtube.com/shorts/0y2VrQw6sY0?si=_RwRUiYQVubVRU1f
Even though it is meant for normal things like welding, cutting and derusting, I still don't think you should be able to just buy this super powerful laser with absolutely no questions asked
#shorts
inhaling rust in small amounts isnt that harmful lol
i know about rust absorbing oxygen dont have to tell me otag
i think its pretty important to keep your own in mind
gotta remember they are there
otherwise you sit on them
carefully

so you dont fucking crush them
balls so big i gotta push them to the top because their mass creates a downward force that pulls me to the ground
is it ethical to do a series of pranks to a classmate including fart spray, itchy powder, liquid thing that makes you shit, a speaker with inapproriate audios and glitter for revenge? if so, does anyone have any other ideas to make it less ethical?
anything that doesnt cause serious harm to health and or damage to property
HDMI is the name of a company....
LFG?
I thought it's cable
(that i don't use)
Vga gang
Is there any not evil company lol

late stage yeah
it evolves into corporatism in late stage
or whatever it is
idk im not an ideological nut

I’m getting paid, already cashed my check, and eating free pizza all while on the job

@fathom igloo new witchbrook blog post
hai omar
Hey floof
how ish u
im starting to get sick
Sick like tony hawk or sick like tony hospital
sick like tony hospital
Oh no
Where did you fly to
What didnt happen lol
Pizza at work pog
i dont like ur dad joke
hello guys
oh cool hans RX-7 as a pfp
i only know this because i bit a bullet and watched every single fast and furious in one day a couple weeks ago as a challenge

the nutty professor
it wasnt fun but it was at the same time
early movies are good, late ones are poorly filmed
and i hate john cena as an actor like fuck him
what did bro do</3
i dont like him
WITCHBROOK!!!!
john cena a bitch man like he think he some tough shit but he just an olive on a feather
wiwiwi
why do ppl hate strangers they never met
because its easy
!!!
no hes a wrestler who got desperate for money
no he went the route of literally every wrestle on earth
dating back to its inception
hes one of the better ones at least
hulk hogan, the warrior, duane the rock
its literally in the contract if they get top spot status
they are also eligible for hollywood contracts
he showed more range than the rock ever could
i watched the rocks debut movie when it came out
bautista is great too
and i remember thinking he was pretty shit in it
i hate john cena still
Meh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rundown this movie was hes first leading role
The Rundown (known internationally as Welcome to the Jungle) is a 2003 American action comedy film directed by Peter Berg and written by James Vanderbilt and R.J. Stewart from a story by Stewart. It follows an aspiring chef working as a debt collector for a loan shark who is tasked with retrieving the loan shark's son, who went to Brazil to sear...
it was really bad
thats a cow
Is it a fart if your gut is making the noise
Or is it only a fart once expelled
Wow. Wow. I can't believe you'd say this to me.
ya :3
sorry omar
get a better dad joke
can we make them 4D
4Deez nuts
Almost didn't make it out of City 17 getting this 😬
Anyway, figured I'd make a non-Shorts version out of this because a lot of people didn't see the original.
Models - Escape from Tarkov, Insurgency Sandstorm
Rig: DogSayingWoosh
Rig model: Insurgency Sandstorm
So...
The tech weapons we want but never get
up there with rocket propelled chainsaw
abc def
What happens when one escapes
Execution
prison wallet
prison pocket
Golden pocket
some augments give you more space
Is bro some kind of scp
Is that dang among us creature
Amongus
Big Chungus or whatever
calm down xal
hello guys
Hello young one
hey there
dam
well turns out kcd2 wild wolves and bandits have a secret pact to not attack each other and only attack henry
i thought id run the wolf pack into the bandits i was fighting and instead ended up fighting 4 bandits and 5 wolves at once
apparently the long dark doesnt let you go back to your last save file
it just deletes it
uhh
big fuck you to me i guess
anyone knows how to set up britas?
my settings for some reason just shit the fuck up of the loot table
wydm
Does it shoot light or smth
no its just a big ass flashlight
Some mods dont work with others
hurts my wallet
i dont pair britas with anything
ofc gun or weapon related
Idk then, i just dont use brita. No brita no pain
Ask fellas in b41 chat
Overdose could help you
Or someone else
britas be like yes this prototype gun from the 1950's is necessary for a good exprience
i love britas but its just confusing
i dislike britas
how to i remove os reset my settings?
tbh i absolutely understand you
no surprises on why i have been using vfe for 90 percent of all my saves
Weapon's or armor
both
yeah
Overrated ig
i believe
VFE always. Far superior to brita
i agrre
agree
but i just love the amount of guns and the animations and the attachments
but the loot tables are shut shitted
saw something that EU 🇪🇺 wants to do monthly age verification just for using the internet 🤔
I need this game rn 😭
Guns are always OP, but quite a few in brita’s makes the game “easy mode” TBH. Like getting the steam roller mod. Yeah it’s fun, but then you realize you can kill every zombie in LV in under 4 hours by doing almost nothing.
I view brita the same way. Once you know the basics, even at gun skill zero, you 1 shot kill mosr zeds even at 10 tile range
i just use a realistic trajectory mod
for b41
it replaces the vanilla shooting system with one that's realistic
supposedly
you can fire accurately with guns even at level 0
Good one
but it takes a little while to aim
and your recoil management is shit
plus your range isnt very far
are mods for most part working for the unstable version?
oh and your reloading time is terrible too
it makes guns usable early game basically
and i just use VFE
vanilla expansion shit
Basically b42 kinda
Better then praying to gods to successfully shoot a zombie
wait
My only gun mods are VFE + historical weapons (and the patch so they work together).
So finding some old WWII guns now and then is fun
Zomboids 
are they that kind of zombie
I suppose so
if so that'd make a lot of sense cuz i remember shooting one 193293923 times in b42 with an M14
never really aiming for the head
and they just ATE that shit
So close, yet so far
Sup
dude i swear
whats up spencer from icarly
i didnt realize that the shooting system in B42
Soup
WHY EVERYONE SAYS THAT TO ME
Mhmm soup, i loce soup
i did not know that
Idk, never tried
i didn't like it
too confusing
i kinda like it
I played b42 like for 4 hours and with week one mod, burned myself to death in basement and got back to b41
I like it too for the most part
sprinting zombies that only die to headshots are fucking terrifying 
if my pc wasn't that laggy it would be good
i still play on b41
Well b42 is unstable so yup
just doesnt like me lmao
i would like a mechanism that make them crawlers if you shot the leg
Doesn't this already in the game
you have the game purchased?
We dont talk about
Pirates
idk, i just tried b42 like 3 times and outdated to b41 because it was running on like 3/20 fps
b42 that is
i was🕊️
Gah damn🙏
man, i play on a fucking intel celeron with 4gb ram
and laptop💔
in b42 i cant heal my wounds, eat, or load rounds into gun mags for some reason
true
expected ankle belts with knives
i didn't like the fact of the sharpness thing
im sure it was the mod soup i play with that fucked it up
ankle holsters more like
but the animations are pretty coom ngl
Let me check this rq
Ohh that one
it just adds 3 axes, 2 machetes, 2 knifes and a new baseball bat
i think
Swords in b42?
only katana and machete is pretty shitty
Fencing swords would be fun
yea but, i mean in the stable version
machetes are my favorite
i have a b41 mod that lets me carry a machete on my belt
yea
Can't you do that in vanilla?
only on b42 with katanas
Ah right, forgot a lot of stuff with b41 tbh
have one of you watched the movie 28 years later?
Could do this with uhh simple sling i believe which adds a new belt for katana/machete
no
Yes
is it a mod?
ive watched 28 days later
Did not like it
and 28 weeks
Yup
i like recreating 28 days later in project zomboid, favorite zombie movie of all time
me too, it was pretty shitty imo
Fair mod
name?
Simple sling man
Why not do a 28 hours or something like that, a prequel
That would have made more sense
the story was confusing and also the thing about naked zombies was like
too weird
it is a trilogy
Also it doesnt really make sense how they learnt to hunt
28 years is the 3rd movie
i will sub later
I get that Danny wants to make 28 years later a 3 movie thing
yea, they are just zombies, like, their neurones shouldn't evolve
another one?
the only trilogy i like is the cornetto trilogy
i won't watch it
Another 2 movies
Best trilogy of all time

this one knows peak
what are they about
Just in case, you need at least 3 tailoring
a mix of things
Or just read its description
tailorint is such an UNDERRATED skill
like
they dont relate to eachother, just same actors
True
The second one is potentially my favourite movie of all time. Or at least top three
it makes you almost immortal
Almost
shaun of the dead is still my fav out of it
Its such a classic
so they don't follow a same story?
The only thing makes you almost immortal is power armor
im not that into cinema
nopers
whats that
the only trilogy i like is the 3 first games of fallout
Hi, I'm new here
Just some power armor mod which is so unfair, you need not so much materials and just 3 metalworking to make yourself 97% protection suit
sup twin
holy shit
i don't like metalworking
trying to make some friends
i think is too slow to level up, also it is very shitty
Its so unfair, but it has better model for me then the other power armor mod which adds fallout 4 cersion
only to make an steroids version of wood
Just disassembly car wrecks
Drive over to Mum's, deal with Philip, grab Mum, go to Liz's, grab Liz, and then drive to the The Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
i thought of that
no no you have to kill philip
we hate him
Use more traits mod or smth like that cuz it adds a journal "how to make propane from corpse"
Ah he redeemed himself in the end. Kinda
because of the mercedes?
i don't like messing with the vanilla, i only play with textures mods
Alright then
i like the game the way it is
I just want to add some ability to play for a longer time
i remember installing a 1/1000 chanche of foxy jumpscaring and it SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
chance*
Yeah, and his talk with Shaun before he turned
What game doesn't have this mod
hot fuzz is a good movie too
even limbo has it🕊️🕊️🕊️
it born from terraria
but the police officers ragebait me to the point i get mad at the movie
Limbo, lust, all gone
Gluttony soon to follow
Exactly, liking it is for the greater good!
i like the easter egg of pz on terraria
anything but gluttony
Spiffo pet
yeah its cool
are those games or are you naming the sins
yea
there are mods that give pets special attributes or bonus stats so you can really make more use out of the spiffo pet
Ultrakill
in modded playthroughs
that pet always pop up the first 3 hours of my game
never finished that game💔💔
Hello
i havent had it drop for me in 500 yet
Almost finished violent
almost 700 sorry
Only encores left
holy drug
Go and play, now
i finished terraria on expert difficulty and i got bored
I just dont want to play terraria anymore
uninstalled and went to tboi
I've played it too much when i was younger
1.4.5 update soon
i tried but it is just unfair
Ikr
re-logic never givin up on that
I like the vampire one tbh
in quarintine i got to 5000 hours on tboi
it consumed my life
15 sep bronachos
i like vanilla game more
15sep
neither me
i want to play faith
I also somehow predicted update where they added ability to sleep, sit and talk to npc's
love the pixel rotoscopia
i used to watch that on youtube while lunch
i wish sleep would actually skip the night instead of just speeding up time but that would make the dials useless lol
Yeah
Well, better then nothing
There's prob mod for this
Tf is happening 💔
If anyone wants to play or just chat im just chilling in a vc. Feel free to join.

@vital marten there is a free skin you can get soon just a heads up
iirc chapter finale event starts tomorrow
Yes
hl3 reveal tomorrow
I haven't really liked hl before i tried it
Why would you like something before trying it
Idk, i liked some games before i haven't played them

watch youtubers play games so you dont have to
im built like a rimworld avatar with no arms or legs i cant game
typing from my touchscreen with my tongue
uhh idk
i'm a human
Im not a human
No
I've been a firefighter
Poopy
You left?




