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[karmic jetty]

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[lilac quarry]

yeah, no already existing structure

[toxic relic]

ahhh

not the mouth

[patent inlet]

The butt

[toxic relic]

that sucks

[atomic forum]

or swallows

[toxic relic]

imagine shitting your guts out legit

if you like that

[lilac quarry]

can happen with birthing

[toxic relic]

holy fuck scoob

[lilac quarry]

real tragic, almost always fatal

[atomic forum]

Guessing cause of the pressure of pushing the baby

[lilac quarry]

babies can sometimes rupture the uterine wall and go up into the abdominal space, but it's pretty rare

[patent inlet]

Holy fuck like a reverse chestburster lmao

[toxic relic]

nibble on the end of the gut sticking out your ass call yourself ouroboros

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbyboo-explode-toilet-explosion-back-fire-gif-9994372

[sleek musk]

how is the lady now?

[plush cobalt]

I don't want kids anyway but even if I did the rare horror stories like that would make me wary

[toxic relic]

thats a crazy image

[lilac quarry]

the seizure lady was fine but our patient died at hospital

[rotund sleet]

Someone after eating 2 bananas and drinking a sprite

[rain mango]

they have batman but do they have backman

[atomic forum]

Honestly if there was one time I wanted to have pic perms here it would be now

[patent inlet]

Yeah that didn't sound surviveable

[rotund sleet]

A little pain in the back

[atomic forum]

I've been here a year and still haven't got them XD

[plush cobalt]

Simply yap more

[toxic relic]

how do you reverse your gut falling out your butt?

do they vacuum the other side?

[plush cobalt]

Put it back

[atomic forum]

I try but im not a natural yapper

[atomic forum]

Push it back in

[toxic relic]

would you look like the star people from all tomorrows

[sleek musk]

put it up your butt

[patent inlet]

Honestly after hearing Leon's stories I've learned that a ruptured skull is more common than I assumed

[rotund sleet]

Sure, yapper of the yappington

[sleek musk]

like a sleeping bag into it's bag

[atomic forum]

I never yap, I've never wanted to yap. I'm unyappable, I've never been yapped

[toxic relic]

leon probably seen everything

[atomic forum]

A* if you get that reference

[rotund sleet]

I have no image perms, yet i have to yap

[atomic forum]

95% of my communication efforts are in gifs, memes etc

[toxic relic]

leon i have one more question

[urban tinsel]

I don't get why people go into that field honestly... shit pay, shit hours, safety issues, and regularly traumatised...

[lilac quarry]

I think I’ve seen the human brain 6 times in the field now

[rotund sleet]

Bad for you

[fair yacht]

ah hello Kiel friend

[lilac quarry]

But it is very rare I think

[atomic forum]

I prefer medium rare tbh

[fair yacht]

Medium rare is the correct way to consume meat.

[rotund sleet]

Well done man

[patent inlet]

Was that scene in Hannibal accurate where that dude's brain was getting cut up

[atomic forum]

I always ask for rare because they always bring it out one option below

[toxic relic]

ive always wanted to be a mortician haha i think its just a lifelong interest but idk yeah takes a special kind of resolve. respect to those guys

[quasi slate]

cowboy bebop

[toxic relic]

mortician or carpenter

[atomic forum]

Myes

[patent inlet]

I figured you'd start seizing or something if that happened

[sleek musk]

hell naww

[toxic relic]

[rotund sleet]

Are you eating it raw

[fair yacht]

would you prefer me to say raw?

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/spike-cowboy-bebop-badr-gif-24257932

[atomic forum]

Don't say that word, it might awaken The Gordon

[patent inlet]

Oh that's right that character was played by Ray Liotta lol

[toxic relic]

leon have you ever seen anyones nose cut off?

[rotund sleet]

Gordon who? Freeman?

[sleek musk]

i'd prefer the opposite.

[paper hull]

Raw meat yummy parasites

[atomic forum]

No. The most dangerous gordon of all. Ramsey

[rain mango]

prion

[toxic relic]

what do the prosthetics look like or do they reattach the nose

[rotund sleet]

Its my friend

[toxic relic]

🤔

[fair yacht]

Stomach friends

[rotund sleet]

Romrom Gramsey

[toxic relic]

ive seen its crazy how good medical prosthetics are

[karmic jetty]

zamn ive had ender lilies in my wishlist for years and i still dont wanna buy it

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-smile-nod-nodding-ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-gif-39125060506973541

[vital marten]

In the bathroom is something else man 😭

[atomic forum]

They do arms that can move on their own now without being attached. Pretty incredible tbh

[plush cobalt]

I simply cull wishlist items that I never actually buy

It clears my mind and frees me from the shackles of consumerism one item at a time

[toxic relic]

cinema

[rotund sleet]

True

[karmic jetty]

my wishlist is more like hmmm these games are interesting ill put it on the fridge

[toxic relic]

ive seen in medical textbooks and shit how they make and apply nasal prosthetics

that shit is insane

[plush cobalt]

I wanted to use “watch” for that but I only did it for one game

Need to do it more consistently to differentiate

[karmic jetty]

the heck is watch

[vital marten]

Same though half of it is games I wanted and got but never took off

[plush cobalt]

I meant follow, I think

Whatever shows you updates

[fair yacht]

its the zozo!

[toxic relic]

bro has magnets in a chunk of meat where his nose hose is and the other nose just clicks onto it

perfection

wish i could show it

[karmic jetty]

holy moly fartass

smt v vengeance is at 60% off

i thought id never see the day

[toxic relic]

lmao

[karmic jetty]

these nihon games never goes on sale

not like this

[toxic relic]

ragnorok is near

omen for world end

[rotund sleet]

Have any of y'all heard about long drive north?

[karmic jetty]

is this the cheapest ill ever see it go

will future zerol play it even

[toxic relic]

will you have time for games

[karmic jetty]

truly a paradox

hmmm

ill get it in the future

[atomic forum]

is called something v vengeance, good name

[toxic relic]

if you "met" an "android" and it malfunctioned calculating the force with which to shake and hold your hand resulting in several fractures what would you do?

[atomic forum]

Piss on them

[karmic jetty]

gonna get the telltale batman

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

i know NOTHING about it

[toxic relic]

bruh

get the arkham batmans

theyre on sale

all of em

[karmic jetty]

no

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

i dont wanna play them

[toxic relic]

but you'd play gay joker fanfiction?

[karmic jetty]

batmans ass taking 2/3 of the screen

[atomic forum]

Now we're talking!

[ivory grail]

I hate this thing

[karmic jetty]

riddler trophies would make me insane

fun to watch but ill never play them

[karmic jetty]

i dunno bout that

[toxic relic]

bruh

i guess i wont spoil it

[toxic relic]

it looks like ellen degenerous

[rotund sleet]

What

[ivory grail]

Both lifeless

They must be twins

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-suit-cute-cat-suit-cat-gif-7265348906001948321

[tender igloo]

can i have it

ill give you 5 dollhairs

[ivory grail]

I afraid of what you guys would do with it

It has "anatomy"

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-sospecha-mirada-look-gif-7194479

[tender igloo]

id use it as a purse

[ivory grail]

That why we cover it up

[tender igloo]

a backpack!

[hasty thistle]

Show me on the Frogski where you touched the doll.

[plush cobalt]

Crash test dummy

[atomic forum]

You'd open it up and shove money inside it

[ivory grail]

The chest and the other spot is hollow and use to carry supply

[tender igloo]

what money lol, but yah

[toxic relic]

huh

why

[tender igloo]

snacks

like chocolate

[rotund sleet]

In the head, right?

[tender igloo]

lol really?

[atomic forum]

........

[ivory grail]

We're an medical class why wouldn't have it

[toxic relic]

so they shove shit up its ass

[tender igloo]

wonder if you can find used ones on etsy

what is that thing called

[ivory grail]

We need to learn how to clean those areas

[toxic relic]

do you roleplay shit shoveling?

oh huh

you need to learn how to wipe

[hasty thistle]

It's called a bidet.

[atomic forum]

Or don't

[toxic relic]

like a wow player who just left his basement

wait does it have a dong?

[ivory grail]

Some patients don't know what an bidet is

[atomic forum]

Now we are on to the important questions

[subtle shoal]

ding dong

[rotund sleet]

Separate part

[toxic relic]

holy shit

[tender igloo]

i wish we had those in usa more

[vital marten]

You mean most Americans

[toxic relic]

how big is it

[rotund sleet]

Can be attached at any time

[hasty thistle]

"Uh, why is the doll in your mouth?"
"Well, I thought you said bong, not dong."

[rotund sleet]

Idk, ask our medic

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

imagine they gave the thing a huge dong

[ivory grail]

My family has one i hate it

[tender igloo]

looks like a teddy ruxpin

[plush cobalt]

Why did this need to be specified 🤔 are there certain models for which the dong can only be attached during the evening

[vital marten]

Dude I activated one not long ago shit was scary

Toilet had a dong pop out, then it started spraying a jet of water at me

Needed a manual to use the shitter smh

[atomic forum]

12 incher

Fully loaded

[toxic relic]

why would you need a dong at night

[rotund sleet]

How do you know

[toxic relic]

what could you be doing with it

[ivory grail]

Omg the head of my fell off during cpr lol

[plush cobalt]

😏

[toxic relic]

at night

[ivory grail]

Slowly rolled across the room

[tender igloo]

LOL

[atomic forum]

I've measured mine quite a few times

[toxic relic]

bro that would be fucking hilarious

[tender igloo]

i would have pissed myself laughing

[hasty thistle]

Of your dong???

[tender igloo]

"is that normal behavior for doing it right"

[plush cobalt]

What do you mean quite a few times

[rotund sleet]

Ok thanks for the information

[tender igloo]

just do it hard enough until the head rolls

[ivory grail]

No the baby crp doll

[toxic relic]

it changes size depending on mood

and season

[hasty thistle]

And temp.

[tender igloo]

also where have you been !!?

[toxic relic]

indeed

[atomic forum]

Well it's hard to find tape measures that are able to measure it

[plush cobalt]

So you measured it for every combination of those variables

[rotund sleet]

And the moon phase

[tender igloo]

i havent seen you in pz chats!

[toxic relic]

because its so small?

[atomic forum]

Yes

They don't do tape measures in nano meters sadly

[rotund sleet]

Damn

[toxic relic]

its okay bro your cheeto is 2 inches and it curves to the right almost perpendicular you can use it to hang your shirts to dry

[hasty thistle]

I've been in and out, and about to be out. Been busy, and about to get busier, what with working at UPS and the holiday season starting in full swing here. I'm here at pretty random times when I am here.

[atomic forum]

Nah i just dont use it, let it shrivel up like a sun dried tomato

[tender igloo]

Oh gosh on holidays i cant imagine what that is like working there

[rotund sleet]

Do you know how people get taller? They hang on the bars and stretch them.

[toxic relic]

like a mole thats been frozen off with dry ice?

[atomic forum]

Exactly, like the grape in ratatouille after the rat sucked it off

[atomic forum]

I would but it doesn't have enough length to get it round the bar

[hasty thistle]

It can get pretty bonkers. They also require us to all go 6 days a week instead of the usual 5 after Thanksgiving and up to Xmas.

[rotund sleet]

Use duct tape

[plush cobalt]

I don't think that's how it was described in the script

[tender igloo]

damn what the heck that is crazy , how many hours usually

[rotund sleet]

It seems to you

[plush cobalt]

Pardon

It seems to me what

[atomic forum]

They knew what they were doing

[toxic relic]

i think remy was gay for the human guy

[atomic forum]

Can't, it's so small it exists inside the 95% of the molecular space inbetween atoms

[rotund sleet]

Damn bro

How you do your little things

[atomic forum]

Probably, I mean their behaviours were quite sus

[toxic relic]

sus?

and i think the chef woman was a lesbian

[plush cobalt]

Don't they get together in the end? The human guy and the chef lady

[toxic relic]

not in my reality brother

[rotund sleet]

It seems to you

[plush cobalt]

I don't think Remy is gay

[plush cobalt]

It seems to me that what Mentos

[atomic forum]

Well think of it this way. The rat moved in with the guy only after meeting, played with his hair a lot, went to work with him, and then the morning after meeting him, he made omelettes

[toxic relic]

that chef was such a rottweiler you could tell she would have chapped lips irl

[rotund sleet]

[toxic relic]

every high ranking chef ive met was a lesbian though so

bias

[plush cobalt]

Fellas is it gay to make omelettes

[rotund sleet]

Bios

[toxic relic]

and the ginger guy bruh he has lanky twink build

[rotund sleet]

Bees

[toxic relic]

he looks like he'd take lsd at a rave at beefcakes

[atomic forum]

If you do after playing with the guys hair..maybe

[hasty thistle]

Well, depends on a lot of things, but I'll be seeing something like 50 hours at a minimum, up to 60... and I'm actually fortunate in that regard. I know someone that got 8 hours just on her "first half" yesterday. (Us full timers work two part-time shifts, so she still had another 4 hours to go probably.) I usually don't see more than 10 in a night, though, even during peak.

[toxic relic]

idk what "sus" means but i think they were all gay

[rotund sleet]

Suspicious

[atomic forum]

I mean they are french

[wide fog]

my game crashed rn and i cant reopen by ant means bro

help

any*

[rotund sleet]

No more games for you idk

[wide fog]

dang

[toxic relic]

yeah you're right marquis de sade wrote salo every new child born after was gay what are you saying bro

[atomic forum]

Exactly, Everyone in france is gay

[rotund sleet]

I have a french friend, and he told me its true

[toxic relic]

ok

[hasty thistle]

Anyway, as it is about noon here where I live, it is my bed time, so time for me to bow out.

And remember, if you want AOL service, don't move to Scunthorpe because the profanity filter will see the 2nd through 5th letter of the town name and assume you're naughty.

[toxic relic]

i wish everyone in france was gay

[atomic forum]

Also because france invaded the UK, everyone in the UK is gay, and because the UK mainly made up the early settlers of North America, they are also gay so everyone in the USA and Canada is gay

[toxic relic]

that wouldve made my time there more fun

[toxic relic]

🤔

[atomic forum]

Can't fault the logic

[toxic relic]

truly cant

does that mean that russia is also gay?

and spain and portugal

and libya

argentina, mauritius, malta?

[tender igloo]

thats awesome, dont work too hard and glad to see you back err semi chocolate chip back lol

[toxic relic]

i think france invaded every neighbouring country except for andorra

[karmic jetty]

andor

[atomic forum]

Yes. All of them

[rotund sleet]

Gay world

[toxic relic]

including china?

and india?

[karmic jetty]

[atomic forum]

Indeed it is. Very gay world

[toxic relic]

vietnam, cambodia, thailand, kazakhstan, mongolia

[rotund sleet]

So this server too?

[atomic forum]

All the poltical unrest etc is caused by trying to repress said gayness

[toxic relic]

does it have to be invade? or does temporary occupation count?

[atomic forum]

Yes

[atomic forum]

Temporary occupation counts too

[toxic relic]

holy shit

[subtle shoal]

france is like the uk

occupied a good fat chunk of the world

[toxic relic]

so did portugal

[rotund sleet]

You get stabbed in France for asking what time is it?

[subtle shoal]

no you get cursed out in french

[rotund sleet]

french slur

[toxic relic]

purée d'estique de sacrament de torvisse de bâtard de saint-ciarge de cossin de saint-sacrament de sainte-viarge de calvaire de boswell de mosus de sapristi de bout d'viarge de sacristi de ciarge de câliboire d'étole de ciboire de bout d'ciarge de sacréfice de saint-ciboire de saint-cimonaque de mautadit de calvinouche d'enfant d'chienne de charogne

[subtle shoal]

brochachomato idk what that means

[atomic forum]

Oui oui, I'am cee gay

[toxic relic]

its cussing

[rotund sleet]

Have you seen my frog?

[atomic forum]

No, can I?

[rotund sleet]

Yes

[subtle shoal]

oui oui, je suis gay

[rotund sleet]

Frog

[atomic forum]

Awww cute frog

[rotund sleet]

Please dont eat it

[subtle shoal]

je mange le frog

[toxic relic]

esti de câlice de tabarnak

[atomic forum]

Hey, can't be a swear if it involves pissing

Tiss as piss is my favourite thing

[toxic relic]

im calling you stupid

thats what that means

[toxic relic]

how much piss can you hold

[onyx igloo]

Slopos with a side of slop

[atomic forum]

Few..I dunno, few thousand gallons

[subtle shoal]

slopposting my sloplife to my slopcord

[toxic relic]

gallons? shut up american

[subtle shoal]

funny measurements

[toxic relic]

bro just revealed themself

[rotund sleet]

Comic measurements

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/three-glasses-gif-24249833

[subtle shoal]

"yeah bro im 87.7 quadinkles tall which is 142.778 kooberts"

[subtle shoal]

gotta rewatch this movie

absolutely goated

[toxic relic]

its peak

i forgot how much of a fart blast the ending is though

its like they had the big scene then didnt know how to get closure

[subtle shoal]

i felt it sorta ended quite abruptly like I enjoyed the movie thoroughly but that ending felt weird

[toxic relic]

fr

[rotund sleet]

"this log is 12 feet long"
What if im not a foot fetishist

[toxic relic]

"ok they all get blown up except the one scary guy who gets branded in the forest the end"

[subtle shoal]

"also we just sorta shoot every bad guy up and go overkill"

[toxic relic]

yeah

i dont mind a longer movie

i sat through godfather part 2 easily

i wouldve watched an extra 20 minutes to get a better end

[subtle shoal]

same

[atomic forum]

Some movies feel longer and others don't. I remember Oppen felt a lot shorter then it was

[toxic relic]

oppen?

[novel fern]

oppenheimer was overhyped

[subtle shoal]

oppenheimer

i liked oppenheimer

[toxic relic]

ah\

that movie

[subtle shoal]

barbenheimer

[toxic relic]

slop

i know a guy who worked on the marketing for barbie in nz

[rotund sleet]

Alzheimer

[toxic relic]

he said it set the precedent for how blockbusters are gonna be advertised in the future

thats why transformers one had that fucking stupid tiktok shit

failsafe is a better nuke movie

[sleek musk]

this is funny

i accidentaly fell asleep after i ate the said fish fingers and fries. now i feel naughtious.

[rotund sleet]

Fih's have fingers?

[subtle shoal]

"Ms. Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chewing Spaghetti"

[toxic relic]

aka beth

[spiral condor]

note to self

do not mention poloics

here

[rotund sleet]

Too much fish in the chat, call the fisherman

[onyx igloo]

w

what spy doin on there

[neat moat]

Selling quality remote controls

[rotund sleet]

Spying on remote controls

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[toxic hawk]

gold

[rotund sleet]

Soup

[harsh vault]

what kind of soup do you like

[rotund sleet]

Tomato soup

[harsh vault]

never had actually

i dont really like tomatoes, they give bad aftertaste

[rotund sleet]

Mushroom soup?

[harsh vault]

the only soup i really had was chicken and beef barley

if thas how u say it

[toxic relic]

do people still have those "my family" car stickers

[rotund sleet]

Ah

[rotund sleet]

I have "baby on board" on my washing machine

[toxic relic]

this shit

what is that

[rotund sleet]

Reminds me of something else

[toxic relic]

do you not remember those?

when did they stop being relevant?

[rotund sleet]

I almost haven't encountered them

[toxic relic]

bruh what

[rotund sleet]

It reminds me of these jets markings

[toxic relic]

how old are you

[rotund sleet]

19

[toxic relic]

you may be too young

[rotund sleet]

Yup

[toxic relic]

where did you grow up

the usa? australia?

gabon?

[rotund sleet]

What the fuck is gabon

[toxic relic]

a country

[rotund sleet]

Nope

Not gabon

[toxic relic]

guinea bissau?

[rotund sleet]

Im not a guinea pig

[toxic relic]

guinea? equatorial guinea?

[toxic relic]

country brother

[rotund sleet]

Uhh in the forest

[toxic relic]

your lack of geography knowledge concerns me

[rotund sleet]

I know

[toxic relic]

did you grow up in brunei?

[rotund sleet]

Nope

[toxic relic]

palau?

[rotund sleet]

Nope

Are we playing country bingo or smth

[toxic relic]

malawi?

[rotund sleet]

Nope

[toxic relic]

burundi?

[rotund sleet]

Lets just say not in Africa

[toxic relic]

togo? benin? senegal?

[toxic relic]

not all of them were africa

but alsright

nauru?

[rotund sleet]

Nope

I live in Antarctica

Among penguins

Maybe I'm a penguin myself.

[toxic relic]

there is no native or permanent human populace on antarctica

only research stations

[rotund sleet]

So im a penguin then

Mutated

[toxic relic]

do you live near east base, halley, elisabeth, mawson, jang bogo or mcmurdo station?

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/son-i-love-you-so-much-son-i-love-you-i-love-you-son-love-you-son-son-gif-4369542064246559339

[subtle shoal]

nah, ross ice shelf

[rotund sleet]

Jang bogo

[toxic relic]

crazy

[toxic relic]

melting

that ice shelf is clsoest to mcmurdo research station

i could do it

[rotund sleet]

Google jang bogo station in google and there a pic of guy in a red jacket holding me

[toxic relic]

you picked that name becuase it sounds funny

but its korean

bro

[rotund sleet]

Im not Korean

[subtle shoal]

are you from ucla?

[rotund sleet]

Nope

[toxic relic]

then why do you live there

[subtle shoal]

wrong answer

[rotund sleet]

Because i have to

[rotund sleet]

Homies

[toxic relic]

ok tell me something

whats your favourite brand of candy

and soda

[rotund sleet]

What is a soda

Alr jk

[rotund sleet]

Guess

[toxic relic]

dude let me use deductive reasoning on this

i wanna narrow down your geographical region

[rotund sleet]

Uhhh mountain dew

[toxic relic]

the candy?

[rotund sleet]

Let me think

Mentos.

[toxic relic]

hmmm

[rotund sleet]

I would be impressed if he gonna guess

[toxic relic]

does your country's first official language use a latin alphabet?

[rotund sleet]

Nope

[toxic relic]

i assume its somewhere in europe

[rotund sleet]

Correct

[toxic relic]

its not latin

[rotund sleet]

Its not

[toxic relic]

i assume you didnt think enough to include extensions of latin?

so it must be distinct unlike hungarian or greek

probably cyrillic

unless you're georgian or smth but theyre in the caucasus

[rotund sleet]

Cyrillic

[toxic relic]

yessir

let me see

is it a balkan country?

[rotund sleet]

Yup

[toxic relic]

goddamn

serbia, bulgaria?

[rotund sleet]

Serbia.

[toxic relic]

fuck me

im bulgarian

[rotund sleet]

God damn it

What grade did you get in geography?

[toxic relic]

A*

[rotund sleet]

Damn

[toxic relic]

i like world

[rotund sleet]

I see

[toxic relic]

and im a geoguessr nerd

[rotund sleet]

Tell me any fun fact about geography

[toxic relic]

🤔

[rotund sleet]

Steam version

[toxic relic]

nah

[toxic relic]

hmmm the island of borneo is smaller than greenland but is divided into 3 different countries

including the micronation brunei which is surrounded by malaysia

[rotund sleet]

@wide fog forgot to say, post your problem in pz tech support

[rotund sleet]

Huh

I remember one joke that Iceland and Greenland should've been switched

[toxic relic]

yawn

old joke

[rotund sleet]

Ikr

[toxic relic]

another fact is that the uk, including england scotland wales and northern ireland, have around 148 counties/shires

[rotund sleet]

I also remember about Kiribati

[toxic relic]

which is insane

[rotund sleet]

This island is just a joke

[toxic relic]

why

[rotund sleet]

Haven't you heard about it?

Those who discovered it were lazy mf's

[toxic relic]

what

[rotund sleet]

Having cities named "Banana", "Paris", "Poland"

[toxic relic]

sounds like the usa

[rotund sleet]

Or its villages

[toxic relic]

paris, texas

[rotund sleet]

Did you know

[toxic relic]

china, texas

rome, new york

[rotund sleet]

Belarus has a Paris too

[toxic relic]

probably

[rotund sleet]

It has

[toxic relic]

Парыж?

[rotund sleet]

Yeah lol

[toxic relic]

fair lmao

[rotund sleet]

Russia villages names are just fever dreams

[toxic relic]

true

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-shaking-head-fisheye-lens-gif-25374523

[rotund sleet]

Cat

[rain mango]

in russia theyre called pawwurstmeowurst

[rotund sleet]

Someone was drunk naming this

What do y'all think about submarines

I think they're cool

[quasi slate]

do you have barotrauma

[rotund sleet]

Yes i do

[quasi slate]

okay true submarine fan

[rotund sleet]

But I've played it only 1 hour.

[rotund sleet]

Hear me out

[quasi slate]

i take back my statement

[rotund sleet]

Stormworks

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[neat moat]

one must imagine the moderation team happy

[rotund sleet]

I just can't get my friend to play it

[quasi slate]

its difficult

[rotund sleet]

I once did and this mf just spawned hungreds of zombies

[quasi slate]

my friends dont trust me that much after i asked them to get a game and we only play it once and never touch it again lol

[rotund sleet]

"lets do a custom mission"

He shot me 7 times

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-divers-dancing-dance-barotrauma-dance-gif-26176547

barotrauma but every player speaks a different language

[rotund sleet]

The game itself is neat, i just have to go deeper in it

[neat moat]

Barotrauma but we are all husked

[quasi slate]

i dont like it at all as a singleplayer experience

[rotund sleet]

CS GO

[quasi slate]

the game is designed to be played with other players

[rotund sleet]

Yeah

[neat moat]

yeah its pretty mid single

[quasi slate]

which is a shame because its a fun game

[rotund sleet]

In single i cant yell at someone

My other broke ahh friend had me to play roblox rip off

[rotund sleet]

But it was more like lethal company with barotrauma

[rotund sleet]

Also what about Uboat?

[quasi slate]

idk what that is

[rotund sleet]

Check it out

Its worth it

[quasi slate]

i wont play it the only games i play are mobile games lol

[rotund sleet]

Dawg

I wonder why Uboat isn't on sale

[quasi slate]

not all games are on sale for black friday but winter sale soon

[rotund sleet]

Hell yeah

I dont think ill get anything.

[atomic forum]

I picked up one so far but nothing else

[rotund sleet]

And what's that

[atomic forum]

Ff9

[rotund sleet]

What is ff9 bronachos

[atomic forum]

Final fantasy 9

Never got round to it

[rotund sleet]

Good

Stormworks is a peak game

And its sad no one knows it

[languid meadow]

Ya it is, especially with all the workshop vehicles

[atomic forum]

Was ist stormworks?

[rotund sleet]

Sandbox where you can build any vehicle

And then do mission's

[subtle shoal]

uboat the game or uboat the vehicle

[atomic forum]

Interesting, can you build the millennium falcon

[subtle shoal]

kiiiinda ass though

[rotund sleet]

Anything that flies, swims and rides

[languid meadow]

And goes to space

[rotund sleet]

I believe there's one in workshop already

[subtle shoal]

I wanna get gates of hell ostfront

[rotund sleet]

I wish they made more updates

Bro, only 2k players😭

[quasi slate]

@karmic jetty New check-in

vivi so generious

[subtle shoal]

debated getting company of heroes 2

but said nah fuck that

Too many microtransactions

[neon bramble]

you only have to pay for the army

[subtle shoal]

3 armies that you need to pay for

[neon bramble]

the armies are pretty big deal if you wanna get into pvp

not in a p2w sense

[subtle shoal]

yeah nah I'm a pve person

[neon bramble]

if you're not doing pvp I dont recommend buying

just black flag

[subtle shoal]

I mean

It's only 5 euros for the base game

surely could give it a shot

[neon bramble]

if you dont wanna buy the armies or learn pvp may as well pick up all the campaigns while you're at it

[neon bramble]

I mean the best mileage of buying armies is pvp

when you dont want to just play sov/wehr

if you just wanna play sp campaigns I recommend https://store.steampowered.com/app/244450/Men_of_War_Assault_Squad_2/
when it goes on sale

Steam

Men of War: Assault Squad 2

The ultimate World War II real-time tactics experience.

Men of War: Assault Squad 2 brings the acclaimed series to a new level with expanded single-player skirmishes, massive multiplayer battles, and a wide range of engine and visual improvements requested directly by the community.…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

34749

Metacritic

68

▶ Play video

ignore the DLC since you get 5 nations out of the gate and a huge workshop library to choose from

ostfront veteranen has nothing to offer you that the workshop already can't and is only for people who want an alt germany for pvp

[runic blaze]

@cerulean grove erm why did you friend request me with no mutual friends randomly at 4 pm on a tuesday?

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[half kettle]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb2t3eWd5dTVnY3R5OXE1ZjByZHdvd25zaHRyMndreWhiZGhvOWlseSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TCjs9aZjEYjR03ORpu/giphy.gif

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-don-quixote-don-quixote-limbus-sheep-ball-gif-17646880543225706494

[exotic stone]

how I be organizing my rv interior

[twin bear]

Ohio rizz

[woven eagle]

w

[onyx igloo]

i make chicken paprikash

its gonna sinmer for an hour so frozen chicken should work

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tnoVS4i-tw

[rain mango]

i was right about the accent i use

it does make me sound better

[harsh vault]

british

[woven eagle]

brithis sounds so funny man

[harsh vault]

depends which accent

[woven eagle]

i agree

[harsh vault]

liverpool is super silly

[woven eagle]

yess

[onyx igloo]

damn bird

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-legs-gif-7418853116988366584

[harsh vault]

hai sean

[woven eagle]

sean the goat

[harsh vault]

sean is a goat

i like him

[woven eagle]

👍

[onyx igloo]

DAMN!!!!!!!

[ebon rapids]

i saw a lebron edit to will wood today

my heart has been touched by it

[stuck yoke]

I woke up at a decent time today for once

Need to get my sleeping schedule back on track

[floral heron]

Does anyone play on SteamDeck? If so what controller layout do you use?

[uncut epoch]

that’s a goofy lookin cat

[bronze moat]

I use a PS4 controller. Zero changes.

Default settings are pretty intuitive IMO. Its set up the same as any shooter

[bronze moat]

That’s spiffo 3.0’s baby! She had 3 babies this year

[floral heron]

Cool, I was just fumbling super hard. Maybe it takes a bit to get used to.

[onyx igloo]

Barbeque chicken alert⚠️

[bronze moat]

Some things are. Pain. Holding down left thumbstick activates a wheel menu. And I am constantly bumping it in combat or when aiming and then have to run.

Messes up combat sometimes

[rain mango]

how did you know

[harsh vault]

because i know you very well evelyn

[tender igloo]

i use default and just bind backpedals to zoom in and zoon out

[onyx igloo]

the chicken is tough

i am worried

[neat moat]

turning you into a marketable plushie rn

[uncut epoch]

ty for the royalties

[harsh vault]

not trademarked

[uncut epoch]

[harsh vault]

public domain marketable plushie

[hidden spruce]

going insane

[onyx igloo]

guys dont worry the chicken has been weakened

[paper hull]

Wicken

[spiral condor]

bttf in fortnite soon

[harsh vault]

what a very dead chat

[twin bear]

Skittergate

[quasi slate]

most of the world is asleep

[neat moat]

most of the world has a JOB

[quasi slate]

when are you getting one Gurt

[exotic stone]

[quasi slate]

bttf?

is it that girl idol nobody knows

[spiral condor]

back to the future

[quasi slate]

ohh

[spiral condor]

dumbass

[quasi slate]

sorry

[spiral condor]

sorry its ok

no need to apologize

[quasi slate]

the car is being ported from rocket league lol

if you already own it you wont have to buy it

[spiral condor]

nah thats Lisa for the fortnite festival pass

[quasi slate]

who is she

[spiral condor]

dont know

apparently kpop girl

[quasi slate]

nobody does lol kek

[spiral condor]

songs in the pass are aight

[quasi slate]

naked homer in 4 minutes

[spiral condor]

Hell. yeah.

@quasi slate justin beiber in next music pass

jam track

[quasi slate]

do not want that in my inventory

☹️

as long as its not baby

anything but that song

[last spoke]

My goodness, he's groovin'

[spiral condor]

its sorry

[quasi slate]

lowkey shouldve been an edit style for the battlepass homer

[spiral condor]

IM TOO FUCKING BROKE FOR MIKU 😭

aaaaa

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-8696773834927313603

[quasi slate]

miku desu

it migu yeee

[rain mango]

god hes so hot

[quasi slate]

just prayge winterfest Miku is a free skin and not paid

im still waiting for Teto

[spiral condor]

indeed

[spiral condor]

have a friend who is also waiting

[spiral condor]

screenshotted and saved to blackmail folder

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-gif-13865682419491155566

[spiral condor]

(false)

[rain mango]

you act like im not proud to say that

[edgy jewel]

Homer is a married man stay away from him

[rain mango]

i finally can post embed

[quasi slate]

yeah you want these

these bad girls

[spiral condor]

I ONLY FORWAREDED IT TO YOU TO REACT NOT JOIN 😭

[spiral condor]

i wanna go miku miku oo ee oo

but sadly

broke as FUCK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017043925418119258/1424613412859674654/glued_to_wall.gif

[edgy jewel]

Oh don’t worry im immediately leaving since I don’t even have this game and have no use being here because of that

[spiral condor]

real

[quasi slate]

🤔

[spiral condor]

STOP TAUNTING ME YOU BITCH

[quasi slate]

emotes are a waste of vbucks lol

[spiral condor]

true tbh

[twin bear]

Gabagool

How bout dat

[spiral condor]

mamamaia

[quasi slate]

you get them while they are new use them 3 times and they rot forgotten

[rain mango]

i can finally send chuds

[twin bear]

I'll never not use my emotes

It's called only buying the cool ones

[spiral condor]

i gotta re-install PZ sometime

[quasi slate]

unless the emotes become a meme because of certain skins and they sky rocket in popularity

[twin bear]

Baldis basics older than bro

[quasi slate]

evelyn about to lose embed perms speed run for posting memes

[rain mango]

fuck my stupid chud life

[twin bear]

Popularity doesn't equal value

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-get-on-worldbox-games-protogen-kiss-gif-27510368

[twin bear]

Half of the popular shit is so ass

[spiral condor]

trade you evelyn

[twin bear]

But makes sense since 50% if not more are like 13 playing

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-goku-party-gif-7639859959328664245

[twin bear]

Beerus skin shoulda been smth I got

[rain mango]

https://imgur.com/svc3bmL

[twin bear]

I only collect the shit I like from other IPs lmao

[quasi slate]

the beerus skin has exclusive aura vfx if you use ki charge emote with his skin

[onyx igloo]

green gas and farts aura vfx

[cinder wolf]

I dont get why people chose something that they didn't know they'd get screwed over in the long run... (programming)

[rain mango]

reported

[twin bear]

Idc abt exclusives so long as he can charge ki

[twin bear]

Party hips

Big booty and party hips are the gooners dream

[cinder wolf]

bro that would make be cringe

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twitter-funny-buckspendragon-silly-dog-gif-17648782533639216415

[rain mango]

lootboxing

why have games turned into slot machines

gee

[cinder wolf]

Because it just screams "hey look at me boys!" energy

smh

[quasi slate]

@spiral condor did you get her yet btw

[twin bear]

Yeah the only reason the emote exists is cuz the fortnite devs have boners while designing the characters sometimes

[meager crater]

any idea how to get permissions to talk in looking for group tab

[quasi slate]

nop

[rain mango]

most basic takes on virtual video game characters ever award

[spiral condor]

no 1 more day

[rain mango]

JARVIS FACT CHECK STATUS

Truthnuke...

[quasi slate]

did you miss a quest?

[spiral condor]

not that i know of

[quasi slate]

thats weird

[spiral condor]

did you do mobile quests?

[cinder wolf]

I'm gonna tell you that my take is the most unique of them all.

[twin bear]

Mobile

[quasi slate]

no just pc

[twin bear]

Oh god

[cinder wolf]

the best i tell ya

[spiral condor]

odd

ive done mine on switch

[twin bear]

Why would one even play mobile

[cinder wolf]

i know a guy who makes the greatest takes

and he told me i had the best one

better than his

its all true

[rain mango]

no im talking about anyone who finds those three fortnite characters hot

[onyx igloo]

air is good

[rain mango]

SO BASIC.

[twin bear]

Mobile is for this

[quasi slate]

it wasnt difficult to play with all the qol mobile has

[spiral condor]

https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=20275

[onyx igloo]

HES REACHING

[twin bear]

Ppl who find fortnite characters hot at all are a bit mentally unwell

[spiral condor]

@edgy jewel

[onyx igloo]

DEPLOY THE SHIRTLESS FINNISH MAN

[spiral condor]

this gotta be ai

[rain mango]

❤️

[twin bear]

Clearly reaching make him buy 36 fireworks

[spiral condor]

i will strangle that kid

[cinder wolf]

me and my buds have the smash or pass thingy and then you have me passing every anime girl in the existance

[quasi slate]

just post the gif ver lil bro

https://tenor.com/view/baby-meme-viral-new-meme-laughing-baby-gif-15204541952942006498

[cinder wolf]

cited reason: "they're pixels bro"

[twin bear]

Rotoscope

Is not ai

Lmao

[rain mango]

im not saying you're weird for finding anime girls attractive or whatever

im just saying its basic

[spiral condor]

i hate this fucking baby

i want to kick this child

[twin bear]

It's weird

[rain mango]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331092999593263134/1382804420001005769/attachment.gif

[spiral condor]

chud child

[onyx igloo]

ts so fire

[rain mango]

(dude react)

[twin bear]

Lowkey cartoons and animated characters

[quasi slate]

the term is called fictosexuality

[rain mango]

he'd aim

BROOOO REACT

[quasi slate]

attraction to fictual characters

[onyx igloo]

🤓

[spiral condor]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5K43AHQPTJTqlyRZ3uBGKz?si=82ee1a99276a4110

[twin bear]

Ofc moop knows they goon to meowdy

[rain mango]

the fuck is fictual

you mean fictitious??

or fictional??

[quasi slate]

fictional

typo

lol

[rain mango]

you wanna die

[spiral condor]

re-installing project zomboid

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/im-somewhat-of-a-scientist-myself-norman-osborn-spider-man-gif-13434389162870117911

[cinder wolf]

The only reason they can find attraction on fictional shit is because they can't suffer the consequences of being shunned from a lady they'd like irl

let me tell ya its not true

[twin bear]

Ppl find cartoons hot cuz they watched too much porn

[cinder wolf]

its a GAMBLE BABY

[quasi slate]

i dont think so because this applies to fictional dudes as well

[twin bear]

And they have unrealistic standards

[cinder wolf]

ROLL THAT SLOT MACHINE

FIND THAT SOULMATE YOU EVER WANTED!

[quasi slate]

its funny fictosexuality has its own flag and attraction to fictional characters belongs in the lgbtq category

[rain mango]

i dont claim them wtf

[onyx igloo]

why is kirby there

[rain mango]

fictosexuality is just porn addiction is it not

[quasi slate]

different things

[rain mango]

is it really

[onyx igloo]

are you sure

[quasi slate]

if you want beat addiction stinkman is an example

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-mark-grayson-samantha-eve-wilkins-atom-eve-invincible-gif-21095535

[onyx igloo]

me when the aurora is in the sky and i see my electronics tweaking out

(the long dark reference)

[burnt kite]

fictosexuality is delusional, is it not

[onyx igloo]

im so excited for blackfrost

[quasi slate]

just put it in the autism spectrum

ez

[burnt kite]

why is it a sexuality to begin with

[quasi slate]

idk

[burnt kite]

fictional characters have other characteristics

[twin bear]

They got a flag for everything

At this point they're different factions

[quasi slate]

Lol

[onyx igloo]

factions
fallout reference

[burnt kite]

i came, i saw

[onyx igloo]

that was stupid

[twin bear]

I can be gay without flying a flag

I do it all the time ong

Also I hate the designs they're just colors

Lame

[onyx igloo]

how do you fly with a flag
is it like batman with his cape

[twin bear]

Make it like Albania

[burnt kite]

i conquered.

[twin bear]

Wuh

Why

Huge log

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-gif-17167871613916111579

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-dompler-smiling-friends-skeleton-running-away-see-you-gif-12734903994330642905

[twin bear]

There's a mod that adds that

[onyx igloo]

i know

[twin bear]

I'm sure you saw it on the front page

Lmaoo

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/caracal-cute-baby-meow-kitten-gif-26574306

[onyx igloo]

evil bastards

[rain mango]

i once knew a person whos entire personality was cranking it

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/southpark-poop-pooping-shit-gif-5218004

[onyx igloo]

why

[rain mango]

i didnt know that was their personality at firstr

they seemed normal

[bronze moat]

Crank it to the MAX!

[rain mango]

but over time they became more and more gross

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/rap-rivals-boom-box-gif-14517772

[livid notch]

I met gross people

[rain mango]

until i just couldnt stand them and the other friends i hung out with anymore

[livid notch]

Not a fun time

[onyx igloo]

i met a person exactly like that

actually

[rain mango]

they would say "id smash you ngl" and other nasty shit to my other friends

like ew dude keep it to your fucking self

Id smash u ngl (derogatory)

[burnt kite]

i would lowk have to kill myself if i ever said that to anyone out loud

[rain mango]

they would go into fucking detail

about WHY

like

??????

is shame non-existent anymore?

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292077547030315011/1375376917946962011/7320831648431688416.gif

abysmal

[rain mango]

i dont understand people who say "good boy" irl

its so fucking weird

[hidden spruce]

oh..your such good boy
How they feel saying this :

[rain mango]

it makes me wanna throw up when i see it happen

[hidden spruce]

i thank god the only thing i get called
Mr/Handsome

[hidden spruce]

the fact that i'm 18 and i get called this since i was like : 15

"Hello sir / mr / handsome"
then i get hit by UNCLE

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825281791950323759/1443041855791956009/97d34d70893240c4bb060319f68b8e00.mov?ex=6927a0f4&is=69264f74&hm=a8791cced4d7759527fa79e6badc562d9a45fc819a2a15cc7b1680c0a2ddb344&

[hidden spruce]

gg i'm going to the annoyin college

[rain mango]

This server is full rolecism

[neat moat]

I hate plungies

wish nothing but the worst for them

Hammers are stupid and uneducated

Axes are smelly and will scam you

Katanas, oh katanas how I loath you. Vet wanna bes

And the vets? Nothing worse than a fucking vet

the degenerates

[cinder wolf]

sounds like an excuse for an unhealthy obsession ngl

justifying it being some kind of sexuality just validates one bad habit

You know how people are obsessed with some celebrities

[burnt kite]

i wish i could just punch people in the face sometimes

[cinder wolf]

same shit

but with fictional characters

[burnt kite]

kpop is unfathomable to me

[rain mango]

Wdym i cant marry my grunkle stan bodypillow?

[burnt kite]

an industry of 40 year olds trying to act like newborns

protect suk-mai-kook

[rain mango]

suk-deez-nootz

[cinder wolf]

sometimes some people just

[rain mango]

suk-mai-kook😭😭😭

[cinder wolf]

arent even fucking joking anymore

and its not funny bro

[rain mango]

dont u ever wonder how a storm trooper get down

[cinder wolf]

by being shot

[rain mango]

In the back 😔

[cinder wolf]

oh wait

[rain mango]

But only sometimes

[cinder wolf]

man, i quit the porn shit years ago because it made me depressed

and then it started getting cringey

[burnt kite]

i ran out of it

[cinder wolf]

like wtf is this shit

I wanna be happy

i wanna have a lady i can count on

not this

fucking amalgamation of shitty writing and sex

[rain mango]

I got second hand embaressment of some porn one time

[burnt kite]

i stopped stroking it because im too lazy to clean up afterwards

[burnt kite]

the plot and the prelude piss me off so much

the faux

[candid patio]

High key that sink is sick af

[rain mango]

Taking a bath after is nice, double the relaxation

[cinder wolf]

isn't that what punks were?

cool looking but shitty in all aspects of life?

i never understood how they'd tolerate being miserable to themselves

i am 100% sure they were masochists

[candid patio]

There's so much to unpack there I'm really struggling

[tender igloo]

what lol

[gritty drift]

https://tenor.com/view/winter-cat-happy-winter-winter-cold-cute-gif-1389578683901468970