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#general_chat
oblique stream
drunk from horse milk
charred lion
π€€
toxic relic
im not a fan of milk in general so you know my thoughts on it haha
oblique stream
ik
oblique stream
The only milk i drink is cows milk
oblique stream
https://tenor.com/w4h1.gif
party pooper
charred lion
https://tenor.com/w4h1.gif
stuck yoke
This reminds me of the time i went to the dentist and they had a tv above the chair that was playing one of those game shows and this chick kept talking about how she'd use boy horse milk as moisturizer and shit and just telling people about the health benefits of like eating it and shit and i was so uncomfortable
toxic relic
i hate all milk
oblique stream
Ew
toxic relic
something about the idea of milk irks me
covert widget
I love almond milk
oblique stream
I hate artificial milk that is soy or almond milk
paper hull
mostly cuz i can leave almond milk in my fridge for a week and it doesnt turn into some pseudo nightmare
toxic relic
I hate artificial milk that is soy or almond milk
artificial?
its made from nuts
thats not artificial
oblique stream
It's not milk
charred lion
it is
stuck yoke
its made from nuts
That's how i was made to be
karmic jetty
do almonds have udders
charred lion
That's how i was made to be
you are milk
charred lion
do almonds have udders
yeah strawberries too
stuck yoke
you are milk
Ik
toxic relic
do almonds have udders
they're soaked and the juices are collected
paper hull
oh no my milk didnt come straight sucked from the tit it isnt real!!!!
oblique stream
it is though
It isnt derived from mammals
paper hull
men
charred lion
It isnt derived from mammals
are coconuts mammals
stuck yoke
They don't got hair
stuck yoke
are coconuts mammals
Yes
stuck yoke
No
charred lion
no it sounds worse
covert widget
Then its Almond milk
charred lion
nut fluids
covert widget
god damn
toxic relic
idk what the issue is
stuck yoke
It should be called almond shakes
oblique stream
If people argue that you shouldn't drink cow milk, because humans adopted it far into civilization era of humanity, then imagine my take ob almond milk
or soy milk
toxic relic
read my chat bro
young kelp
are coconuts mammals
toxic relic
almond and other milks have been in use for a long time
covert widget
paper hull
its almost like cows arent available the world over
charred lion
soy milk dates back to 14th century china
toxic relic
If people argue that you shouldn't drink cow milk, because humans adopted it far...
and this reason is due to the inability to digest lactose for a large portion of humans
covert widget
Me
charred lion
"milk" linguistically means the white juice of certain plants
paper hull
were meant to lose that lactose enzyme in childhood after weening off breast feeding
its not meant to follow us into adulthood
covert widget
I drink cow milk and my ass explodes
toxic relic
anal expulsion
oblique stream
soy milk dates back to 14th century china
cow milk dates back 10000 years ago
charred lion
the ancient latin root of lettuce is lact as in lactate
toxic relic
ok
oblique stream
And tbh i just hate the taste of soy milk
charred lion
because lettuce had milky juice
toxic relic
cow milk dates back 10000 years ago
i think you're just looking for ways to justify your opinion
haha
if you dont like the taste then fair dude
i hate the taste of every milk ive tried
oblique stream
It gives me same nausea like artificial strawberry
charred lion
cow milk dates back 10000 years ago
actually 9000 years 
toxic relic
It gives me same nausea like artificial strawberry
that doesnt mean its artificial
covert widget
Cow milk drinker more like baby-gene haver
toxic relic
its made from nuts its not artificial
stuck yoke
And people on islands got coconuts
oblique stream
it made from deez
toxic relic
made from deez real
toxic relic
powdered milk
charred lion
as in
artificial strawberry and grape flavours
are just very specific chemicals
combined
toxic relic
erhm but everything is chemicals π€
charred lion
to make that flavour
instead of using the actual natural source
soy milk, almond milk, all come from actual natural sources
instead of being made in a beaker
toxic relic
beaker? i hardly knower
charred lion
wait for lab-grown milk before u call it artificial
paper hull
ok carnival phantasm time
charred lion
beaker? i hardly knower
paper hull
oblique stream
Dispatch deez nuts
stuck yoke
Why can't they just evaporates out the water of the milk and just leave the milk though
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/invisigal-dispatch-invisigal-toe-lover-dispatch-game-invi...
looks like every bisexual from 2013-2016
stuck yoke
Dispatch more like shid patch
paper hull
looks like vi from league
stuck yoke
Dispatch becoming a gooner game
paper hull
stuck yoke
https://tenor.com/qpwXpniFdO8.gif
Ew
oblique stream
Why can't they just evaporates out the water of the milk and just leave the milk...
Thats condensed milk
stuck yoke
League of legends
toxic relic
karen haircut
oblique stream
or how its called
toxic relic
poke a hole in a can of condensed milk and suck on it while playing gta liberty city
stuck yoke
poke a hole in a can of condensed milk and suck on it while playing gta liberty ...
You old ah
charred lion
Why can't they just evaporates out the water of the milk and just leave the milk...
thats powdered milk
stuck yoke
Vros 50
gleaming bay
Ayo guys does bandit and Superb survivor mod work fine together ?
stuck yoke
Vros older than me
stuck yoke
Ayo guys does bandit and Superb survivor mod work fine together ?
Yes go try
charred lion
Ayo guys does bandit and Superb survivor mod work fine together ?
no if u combine them your computer explodes sorry those are the rules
stuck yoke
Definitely
gleaming bay
Also can anyone recommend quest / task giving mods . I found something like PZLinux
stuck yoke
Also can anyone recommend quest / task giving mods . I found something like PZLi...
#build41chatorsomeshit
toxic relic
tip of my dick lmoa gottem
toxic relic
bruh
oblique stream
I hate this cat
stuck yoke
tip of my dick lmoa gottem
It green like hulk
toxic relic
why do you post cringe
oblique stream
She is cringe
paper hull
see thats where ur wrong
toxic relic
how long could you go without shitting
paper hull
cuz thats a dude
toxic relic
if you held in your shit starting now. how long could you go without pooping
oblique stream
I mean you
stuck yoke
how long could you go without shitting
Longest I've gone? 3 weeks
oblique stream
You are cringe
paper hull
okay
toxic relic
Longest I've gone? 3 weeks
fiction
stuck yoke
Nowadays now that i eat healthy
lyric galleon
oh lord the economy
toxic relic
youd be throwing up chunks of shit
stuck yoke
Probably like a day
stuck yoke
youd be throwing up chunks of shit
I've lowkey done that before
toxic relic
I've lowkey done that before
fiction
stuck yoke
I caught that sickness whatever it's called the shit in sewerage or whatever after a flood when i was really little
toxic relic
what is bro saying
oblique stream
Something in kid language
stuck yoke
what is bro saying
There's a thing that just does that gang
toxic relic
eshay language
charred lion
8 year olds on the playground inventing shit to seem funny:
stuck yoke
Shut the hell up vro
charred lion
emphasis on shit
toxic relic
Shut the hell up vro
i know you are but what am i
stuck yoke
A 8 year isn't as intellectually capable as me I'm more of a 9 year old in intelligence
charred lion
A 8 year isn't as intellectually capable as me I'm more of a 9 year old in intel...
mods he said he's 9 years old ban him
onyx igloo
chick
toxic relic
copremesis is fecal vomiting but i doubt youve experienced that π€
stuck yoke
mods he said he's 9 years old ban him
I also said i was 30
oblique stream
cuz thats a dude
Ik thats a dude from an anime with a cat woman
onyx igloo
my mom had to deal with copremesis with an older patient
oblique stream
Necoarc
onyx igloo
poor fella
stuck yoke
copremesis is fecal vomiting but i doubt youve experienced that π€
Lowkey i think i did
charred lion
I also said i was 30
mods he's a 30 year old pretending to be a 9 year old online
ban him
toxic relic
my mom had to deal with copremesis with an older patient
yikes
onyx igloo
i think he was in hospice
stuck yoke
Lowkey i think i did
I'll ask my dad
charred lion
send him to the penis explosion chamber immediately
stuck yoke
I don't really remember it cause i was like probably 4
karmic jetty
time is moving so slowly im gonna morb 
paper hull
neco arc canonically is a chaos god in fate
karmic jetty
stuck yoke
My dad was doing cleanup after a real bad flood and brought the bug home on his clothes
Anyways the point is I'm a dookie vomitter
onyx igloo
dookie vomiting can cause death
toxic relic
fiction
stuck yoke
Or shit spewer
onyx igloo
isnt it only caused by the colon being cloggged
lyric galleon
stuck yoke
dudes reinventing his story
Nah i just don't remember how old i was
toxic relic
isnt it only caused by the colon being cloggged
afaik thats the most probable
stuck yoke
I barely even remember it
charred lion
@karmic jetty is this your language
toxic relic
its caused by bowel obstructions which leads to peristaltic pressure causing strong contractions which push the contents into the stomach where they're spewed
stuck yoke
its caused by bowel obstructions which leads to peristaltic pressure causing str...
Ew grody
onyx igloo
yes thats alot of illness sir
stuck yoke
i dont think you can even get copremesis as a baby
Idk if i even caught it ngl
toxic relic
maybe a pathogen lead to a bowel obstruction
onyx igloo
you cant catch it
karmic jetty
<@258051164824797194> is this your language
thats indonesian bcs it sounds sillier and unnecessary long
toxic relic
this is unlikely
charred lion
thats indonesian bcs it sounds sillier and unnecessary long
thought so
paper hull
ill marble phantasm your heart too
toxic relic
its a bowel obstruction
stuck yoke
I just recall seeing my dad spew up poop and apparently i caught it
onyx igloo
you can catch a pathogen but not copremesis
stuck yoke
maybe a pathogen lead to a bowel obstruction
Yeah think so
toxic relic
I just recall seeing my dad spew up poop and apparently i caught it
thats not how copremesis works brother
stuck yoke
thats not how copremesis works brother
Well idfk
oblique stream
its a bowel obstruction
Thats what your dad calls my
plush cobalt
you can catch a pathogen but not copremesis
You haven't seen my copremesis-sized baseball mitt
stuck yoke
I'm getting tired gn
toxic relic
bye eshay
onyx igloo
is his name eshay
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
oh
toxic relic
he's an eshay
toxic relic
aussie gopnik
onyx igloo
gotcha
last spoke
Kids in suburbs that think they're gangsters but the extent of their "crime" is spitting on a bike rack and thinking they're the toughest shit, cuz
karmic jetty
real gangsta sht ong
toxic relic
they have bofa kerser mixtapes on their iphone 14
onyx igloo
Kids in suburbs that think they're gangsters but the extent of their "crime" is ...
lmao
toxic relic
west sydney is crazy though
strange spruce
so just wannabe gangsters
toxic relic
strange spruce
but in australia
onyx igloo
at one point i was poisoned with wanting to be a gangster
karmic jetty
gangster
strange spruce
i never understood why tf would you want to be one
so i just never hanged around with those kind of people
onyx igloo
its "cool" but not really
karmic jetty
i never understood why tf would you want to be one
romaticization
toxic relic
romaticization?
karmic jetty
wrong speling
last spoke
They're the type to wear singlets and sit in public spaces and occasionally say something rude to passers by unprompted
Usually harmless but just kinda like
C'mon kid get a job you dweeb
strange spruce
idot TYPO'D!!!
karmic jetty
toxic relic
wrong speling
romaticization
onyx igloo
is this a painting
toxic relic
yessir
onyx igloo
whats its name
toxic relic
let me get it
plush cobalt
βlet me get itβ bro just ask your microchip
It's A Capriccio of Roman Ruins with the Colosseum
oblique stream
Kids in suburbs that think they're gangsters but the extent of their "crime" is ...
Im a death penalty criminal in 14 countries how can you tell
toxic relic
i think its Capriccio with the Most Important Monuments and Sculptures of Ancient Rome by Giovanni Paolo Panini
toxic relic
βlet me get itβ bro just ask your microchip
i prefer to do manual labour
onyx igloo
i see
toxic relic
i dont use google image search
oblique stream
Street kids are just small timers
last spoke
Which is funny because we have 6 states
stone meadow
robbing a deer apparently
last spoke
And two territories
plush cobalt
Who cares about artists? What have they contributed? Art?
onyx igloo
robbing a deer apparently
why can you rob a hind
oblique stream
robbing a deer apparently
You robbed it from its life
oblique stream
Yo
plush cobalt
i dont use google image search
Google is not my preferred image search
oblique stream
which one
stone meadow
You robbed it from its life
true that
subtle shoal
reboot
toxic relic
Who cares about artists? What have they contributed? Art?
you know because you're in comp sci this tracks
plush cobalt
finished watching the naked gun
Dude keep your gooning habit to yourself
subtle shoal
ill check it out someday I think
toxic relic
fair fair
oblique stream
last spoke
Hey chat how do I de-shakey our hands that have just always been shakey?
oblique stream
huh
karmic jetty
Hey chat how do I de-shakey our hands that have just always been shakey?
counter shakey device
my new invention
for only 20 grand u may have a chance to possess one
twin bear
Naked gun is one of those comedy movies that can somehow fit in a bit anywhere
toxic relic
if you're dyspraxic just tell people you're a recovering alcoholic
then youll get a free drink
last spoke
Like is it normal that our hands are wobbly when I just hold them straight out?
subtle shoal
"cant pick a fight against city hall"
"no, you can't. it's a building"
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/something-reminds-me-of-her-frank-drebin-naked-gun-the-na...
i recognize the older guy
i dont remember his name
toxic relic
too small?
rotund sleet
"cant pick a fight against city hall"
"no, you can't. it's a building"
Don't be racist i am the building
paper hull
i never seen naked gun tbh
karmic jetty
neither
oblique stream
paper hull
idk im just hard on comedies most fall so flat to me
karmic jetty
i prefer my gun clothed proper
toxic relic
βJust think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.β
toxic relic
friendly fire
sorry brother
its too big
yeah its too big fr
we're just being humble
quasi slate
pull the trigger shoot it up pull the trigger blow itu p π¦ π₯
onyx igloo
nah i think i mixed him up with a comedy actor
twin bear
Everyone saying hey to their dad but the one guy who's dad is a certain criminal π
quasi slate
what did yo dad do
twin bear
He just says "nah"
karmic jetty
toxic relic
like a blind man at an orgy, i was going to have to feel my way through. 
onyx igloo
interesting sentence
twin bear
Top ten naked gun quotes
toxic relic
real
twin bear
It's got some rly funny moments considering ppl randomly get serious or goofy
Can't rly tell who's gonna do what sometimes unless u have seen it before lmao
paper hull
it used to actually have a benefit for the consumer, now its another cash grab
twin bear
A month or two prior they'll raise the prices and sell it back for the same price under the ruse of a sale
onyx igloo
Black Friday is so dumb
remember those videos of it from like a decade ago
oblique stream
Black Friday is so dumb
It is
plush cobalt
remember those videos of it from like a decade ago
Remember? Some of us lived through it
twin bear
It still gets bad
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
yeah unfortunately i wasnt included
twin bear
Sheep always gonna flock
onyx igloo
1025
toxic relic
2015
plush cobalt
π§
onyx igloo
i still think its 2020 at times
toxic relic
i mix up 10 and 1000 years all the time
oblique stream
Arent you a 10000 y.o. vampire
karmic jetty
this is so cool 
https://youtube.com/shorts/1UBCfwHLt6E?si=he-N8biTer5OO0Cr
oblique stream
Yawn
rotund sleet
its tuesday
At least its not monday
twin bear
oblique stream
I like mondays
plush cobalt
Vampires get too much press compared to other immortal beings
rotund sleet
I hate mondays
twin bear
toxic relic
Vampires get too much press compared to other immortal beings
agreed
what if i was a djinn
onyx igloo
ooh a ghost?
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
or a diff jinn
oblique stream
what if i was a djinn
Id share you with friends over the table
twin bear
Djinn doesn't get enough love in demonology
toxic relic
djinn arent ghosts
onyx igloo
oh
toxic relic
Id share you with friends over the table
im not that guy bro
paper hull
the sanctity of marriage!!!
toxic relic
im not a pig bottom
oblique stream
djin
onyx igloo
im gonna read about djinns now
vital marten
i still think its 2020 at times
Even though I started working late 2019, I do the same
toxic relic
gin is peak
twin bear
Dry gin is goated
twin bear
I wanna get some dam honey mead
strange spruce
mmm honey
twin bear
But ik making it is gonna be easier than buying
strange spruce
yummer
oblique stream
wonic
onyx igloo
i remember at like 5 i drank a big gulp of pepsi and gin because i just thought it was pepsi
toxic relic
its bitter
quasi slate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTIHmQC7pzg @lyric galleon
plush cobalt
Wario but sonic
toxic relic
wonic
sonic
im thinking of the immortal id be
not a vamp
i like the idea of a djin
twin bear
Immortal flesh tumor from mad god
toxic relic
maybe some kind of ααααααααααΆα [idk the romanization]
strange spruce
not a vamp
i dont blame people for the press for all da vamps tbh look at castlevanias dracula bro
toxic relic
mrenh kongveal
onyx igloo
guys he should drink absinthe
oblique stream
Oh you can become an immortal cancer cel
toxic relic
i dont blame people for the press for all da vamps tbh look at castlevanias drac...
yawn
onyx igloo
yawn but i'd eat the chicken paprikash from the vampire movie
twin bear
It'd suck not being able to eat food
onyx igloo
yawn but i'd eat the chicken paprikash from the vampire movie
(or paprika hendl at the time)
twin bear
Considering most vampire lore regular food kills them iirc
oblique stream
Oh you can become an immortal cancer cel
like HeLa
twin bear
Or poisons em
toxic relic
It'd suck not being able to eat food
you know nosferatu has a lot of recipes
you can still eat
onyx igloo
i'd die as a vampire in 5 minutes
toxic relic
depends on the lore
twin bear
Must be a new Gen lore thing
onyx igloo
i am NOT giving up the leisure of eating food
strange spruce
i'd die as a vampire in 5 minutes
id die from starvation cause am a fucking pussy
oblique stream
Did you know that garlic fake fact is spread by vampires
twin bear
Just go to a crime ridden city
toxic relic
i meant bram stockers dracula haha
plush cobalt
I think vampires have been able to eat food in plenty of lore, it just doesn't satisfy the bloodthirst
onyx igloo
id die from starvation cause am a fucking pussy
quit being so pusillanimous then
oblique stream
so dumbass humans will just cover themselfs with garlic and think they are safe
toxic relic
but it has a lot of recipes including paprikash
strange spruce
ah yes of course gang lemme just become NOT a coward
toxic relic
I think vampires have been able to eat food in plenty of lore, it just doesn't s...
yessir
vampire overrated though
plush cobalt
Agree
toxic relic
i dont care about them yawn
plush cobalt
I think they're alright just also overrated
onyx igloo
i would use a stake as a self defense weapon though
strange spruce
skinwalkers cool ig
plush cobalt
Like a song you enjoy that's also overplayed
onyx igloo
imagine holding a silver stake as your choice of weapon
quasi slate
@toxic hawk summer fun!
strange spruce
its fucking AWESOME outside
oblique stream
imagine holding a silver stake as your choice of weapon
"Stake through heart will kill a vampire" Brotha it will kill anyone
Not just a vampire
atomic forum
Summer would be amazing if it was 15-20c cooler
onyx igloo
its fucking AWESOME outside
YOU SPEAK NOTHING BUT LIES
neon bramble
I think they're alright just also overrated
they also kind of fall apart when you think about them too hard
toxic relic
Like a song you enjoy that's also overplayed
ehh i disagree with this
for my opinion on them
fair for you
oblique stream
Summer would be amazing if it was 15-20c cooler
and 100% less mosqitos
plush cobalt
ehh i disagree with this
Fair enough
onyx igloo
they also kind of fall apart when you think about them too hard
as for any mythical entity
neon bramble
which makes vampire lore highly varied
neon bramble
as for any mythical entity
no it just sucks to be one
strange spruce
Like a song you enjoy that's also overplayed
id like a more unique spin on them tbh
atomic forum
and 100% less mosqitos
Mosquitos need to migrate....to mars
neon bramble
you get some seriously crippling downsides
toxic relic
theyre more like a pop song that charts for 20 weeks consecutively that i grind my teeth listening to
plush cobalt
no it just sucks to be one
The is also true for many
atomic forum
theyre more like a pop song that charts for 20 weeks consecutively that i grind ...
Basically any Christmas song as this point
toxic relic
jolly doesnt exist
plush cobalt
For some it's more neutral
oblique stream
strange spruce
SHE THAWS
toxic relic
im not going to be in a christian country for christmas
oblique stream
Jolly deez nuts
strange spruce
BRACE LADS
toxic relic
so no jolly
atomic forum
https://tenor.com/view/mariah-carey-mariah-carey-christmas-mariah-carey-defrosti...
Shes serving frosty
toxic relic
im a refuge fleeing jolly land
oblique stream
Jingle my bells
strange spruce
aight
oblique stream
Jingle them all the way
atomic forum
Jingle my bells
I'll pass if you don't mind
toxic relic
what about an ogre
neon bramble
The is also true for many
I mean not like thinking about it in a killjoy way and more once you start looking past whatever mysterious fantasy it dangles before your eyes
toxic relic
or a cyclops
atomic forum
what about an ogre
I'd love shrek for Christmas
oblique stream
what about an ogre
pass
toxic relic
id be an ogre
neon bramble
greek cyclops are funny
atomic forum
When you think about it shrek is the perfect specimen
rotund sleet
greek cyclops are funny
Have you met one?
neon bramble
you are a massive strong mf that can call on your divine parent when someone actually manges to put one over you
oblique stream
id be an ogre
You are an ogre
strange spruce
what mythical entity out of all of em would you wanna be doe like at all
toxic relic
i am an ogre of a man
toxic relic
an oaf
toxic relic
let me think bro
twin bear
Waiting on a ride to the vet this is rough
plush cobalt
I'd like to be a human but from the 2090 utopian alt lore
atomic forum
I'd like to be a human but from the 2090 utopian alt lore
This is quite a good one tbf
twin bear
Id like to be a perfect human or at least as perfect as one could get health wise
Idec abt looks
Just wanna have the healthy genes lmao
twin bear
Well off
atomic forum
what does that look like even
Shrek in human form
toxic relic
I'd like to be a human but from the 2090 utopian alt lore
sounds lame
neon bramble
or like no disease
twin bear
And I mean health wise
onyx igloo
Just wanna have the healthy genes lmao
plush cobalt
This conversation isn't even a slippery slope, it's a direct slide to eugenics
toxic relic
everyone whoe picked human is lame
twin bear
Never cared abt being built larger or having an even more chiseled jawline
plush cobalt
sounds lame
I specified the alt lore for a reason
toxic relic
thats lame bro
twin bear
The fuck is is
plush cobalt
Humans are lame, 2090 utopian alt lore humans aren't
karmic jetty
alt 
toxic relic
im ulting
onyx igloo
The fuck is is
hey you said you didnt care about looks
toxic relic
Humans are lame, 2090 utopian alt lore humans aren't
boring
strange spruce
thats like
twin bear
Why does he have like 9 nipples
strange spruce
ACCORDING to scientists
like perfect
and you did say you didnt care about looks
so dont complain
toxic relic
Humans are lame, 2090 utopian alt lore humans aren't
?
vital marten
Just wanna have the healthy genes lmao
Deadass me not hoping nowadays that I ainβt got the same genes as my half sister, and thus having bad knees that will give out on me
karmic jetty
qu
toxic relic
do you want the elongated anus too
twin bear
Do y'all even think humans would look the same at all 200 years after a world ending nuclear war
onyx igloo
Do y'all even think humans would look the same at all 200 years after a world en...
i dont know
karmic jetty
Do y'all even think humans would look the same at all 200 years after a world en...
prolly some minor changes
twin bear
They wouldn't be insanely different
toxic relic
Do y'all even think humans would look the same at all 200 years after a world en...
nah
wait 200 years?
twin bear
But still I feel the skin and stuff may change
toxic relic
probably way similar
vital marten
Here lately every time I bend the knee it feels rickety.. need some WD40
toxic relic
2000 years similar too
twin bear
Ppl will prolly just get uglier
onyx igloo
the long dark is kind of a cool game
toxic relic
200 0000 years maybe different
twin bear
Yeah evolution would take a rly long time
That and humans refuse to fucking adapt physically since we have all the tools to bend nature
Only gotten weaker
hardy muralBOT
last spoke
I know not how world war 3 will end, but I do know that world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones
twin bear
Average person is scarily out of shape but then again we are healthier I presume considering we have immune systems and stuff
But they did as well
toxic relic
we have immune systems
rotund sleet
Who tf invited diavolo
toxic relic
dark musk
Average person is scarily out of shape but then again we are healthier I presume...
in the US yeah
twin bear
We the advantage of being around for longer
twin bear
in the US yeah
No in the world
toxic relic
an immune system isnt a recent evolutionary adaptation
vital marten
No in the world
Neuron activation
dark musk
nvm I looked online and people are unhealthy as fuck
vital marten
Lolll
toxic relic
nvm I looked online and people are unhealthy as fuck
HAHAHAH
erhm guys nvm
i googled it and apparently im wrong π€
karmic jetty
im the pinacle of health
twin bear
I got too stoned but my point was humans back then had to get sick and die for our current forms to be more resilient or wtv
strange spruce
yeah you either get anorexics or straight up tanks
toxic relic
where are your kidneys brother
karmic jetty
toxic relic
up your ass
strange spruce
as far as i know youre like at verge of death
dark musk
I got too stoned but my point was humans back then had to get sick and die for o...
yeah evolution lol, survival of the fittest
strange spruce
so uh no youre not healthy
paper hull
kidneys are stored in ur body so yeah
twin bear
Only the strongest will survive
toxic relic
yeah evolution lol, survival of the fittest
survival of the fittest doesnt work that way
paper hull
they may be up my ass
dark musk
survival of the fittest doesnt work that way
yes it does
toxic relic
no it doesnt lol
dark musk
??
toxic relic
thats not what darwins quote means
ivory grail
they may be up my ass
Wtf did I just walk into
twin bear
Top ten halo quotes
toxic relic
do you know the context of the original quote
twin bear
Wtf did I just walk into
Dog is judging
toxic relic
darwin didnt even create the phrase
twin bear
Natural selection is how we got where we are
karmic jetty
darwin is an orang fish
dark musk
because the ones who have the best phenotype for the environment survive
karmic jetty
with legs
dark musk
thus the good genes get passed along
twin bear
Gumball
last spoke
It's not survival of the fittest
It's survival of those quickest to adapt
toxic relic
because the ones who have the best phenotype for the environment survive
alright thats a slightly more encompassing and accurate answer
karmic jetty
adapt deez!!!
dark musk
alright thats a slightly more encompassing and accurate answer
dude
paper hull
thats not what darwins quote means
broo i met lonesome george
he was alive to meet charles darwin
toxic relic
although "fitness" in the original context means reprouctive value
not just adaptive value
twin bear
Them dominant genes
toxic relic
again it was herbert spencers interpretation of the functions of darwins evolutionary theories of natural selection
twin bear
I remember learning about genetics ngl it's interesting to see how genes are passed on
toxic relic
and evolution is much more complex as we know now
toxic relic
broo i met lonesome george
peak
ivory grail
Dog is judging
She judge us all at the end. She see all the sin we did and she disgusted
paper hull
i got to visit him on the galapagos islands in ecuador
paper hull
Hes was very very sweet
ivory grail
But luckily she dumb and won't remember
paper hull
i think hes shell is still there and u can like lay inside it and take touristy photographs in it
kinda morbid imo
dark musk
how did you get to gooning from this
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666> summer fun!
She takes over the world and clear.bonks her
toxic relic
how did you get to gooning from this
people nut to get a photo of something famous
thats what i mean
onyx igloo
schmucks
toxic relic
schmucks is real
twin bear
I was playing some flash games earlier and dam
Last stand 2 or wtv is hard
Night 35 and got clapped gave up and played 1917
strange spruce
last stand games were great
i liked dead zone tbh,base building,raiding and other shit like that seemed cool to me at the time
toxic hawk
i liked dead zone tbh,base building,raiding and other shit like that seemed cool...
I fucking loved that game
Also heck you Lil guy
Dont say things I agree with
strange spruce
damn cant even hab a opinion zats grazy
quasi slate
plush cobalt
I hate that it's romanized as Trickcal
Every time you send something about it I think about that
Silly ass misleading ass romanization
quasi slate
hasty thistle
So, fun bit of trivia for y'all... back in the days of AOL there was an entire town in England that was denied service. As soon as they'd input their billing information, the profanity filter would kick them out. See, they hadn't thought to have the profanity filter coded terribly well, so it searched for strings, and, well... the town of Scunthorpe were all told they were naughty and couldn't use AOL.
neat moat
meat popsicle
ivory grail
We are learning to measure infants in class and the way we are treating dolls remind me of this
hasty thistle
meat popsicle
I actively avoid being told I'm naughty by AOL by being so. π
hasty thistle
We are learning to measure infants in class and the way we are treating dolls re...
Shouldn't you be treating the dolls as if they are actual infants if you are learning to measure infants???
ivory grail
We are on the pediatric section of the class
hasty thistle
kids are like rubber
ivory grail
and if it breaks you can get a new one
Fr fr
toxic relic
and if it breaks you can get a new one
just make more fr
ivory grail
It would only be like another 13 months to get to the point if the last one you have
neat moat
thats why you have spares
toxic relic
farmers way
karmic jetty
homeeeee 
toxic relic
zo recommend a series to watch
vivid mauve
How do I promote my server on the promotion channel? It says I'm not allowed.
karmic jetty
uhh
vital marten
This place so far in the boonies I have to be on top a 6ft ladder holding my phone up to get this to send lmfao
karmic jetty
sleek musk
i'm home ya'll. hello
toxic relic
This place so far in the boonies I have to be on top a 6ft ladder holding my pho...
send a pic of you faling
karmic jetty
hmmmm series hmmm
sleek musk
zo recommend a series to watch
anime too or nah?
karmic jetty
sleek musk
crime and action hmm
burnt kite
sleek musk
a bunch of middle aged+ men have to like it
now that's an impossible task
toxic relic
me
sleek musk
I KNOW
toxic relic
lmao
sleek musk
redo of healer
karmic jetty
bruh
sleek musk
i'm joking
toxic relic
that sounds bad
sleek musk
do NOT search it up
karmic jetty
its actual dog ass fartass
karmic jetty
u can trust me on this one
toxic relic
ok
karmic jetty
hmmm action crime...
toxic relic
yeah general area of that
karmic jetty
i member wanting to watch banshee
toxic relic
π€
karmic jetty
the one with anthony star
starr
i think i watched like 1 episode before i realize wait this is too gritty4me
sleek musk
i might know one that my parents used to watch on netflix. forgot the name. give me a sec
vital marten
send a pic of you faling
Took me awhile to figure out how to do this but ha HA!
toxic relic
Took me awhile to figure out how to do this but ha HA!
holy fuck balls, scoob
this is art
thanks my man
toxic relic
redbull
karmic jetty
creative mode
vital marten
Recorded myself jumping off the top at 24fps and picked the frame that looked best
Technically falling off the ladder
toxic relic
dude has cinematography
ivory grail
Shouldn't you be treating the dolls as if they are actual infants if you are lea...
100% but half of us just don't care and most of those also have children lol
sleek musk
dude has cinematography
i found it
it's name is Ozark. my middle aged dad watched it to the end. has crime, action, drugs
sleek musk
you deadass?
sleek musk
did you enjoy it?
toxic relic
its peak
we fucking hyped for it
i rep middle aged men when i say we love this show
sleek musk
lol
sleek musk
i never watched it. only few scenes back when i watched it as a kid with parents
toxic relic
marty and jonah my goat
toxic relic
i never watched it. only few scenes back when i watched it as a kid with parents
as a kid
the last season released 2022 bro
toxic hawk
Imagine being. A kid
toxic relic
a kid so recently
sleek musk
i just wish the asshole wife died
wives in these kind of shows always fuck main characters over.
sleek musk
the last season released 2022 bro
and the first one?
toxic relic
around 2017? iirc
sleek musk
that's right
burnt kite
these instant noodles have me shitting red
sleek musk
i was like 9
toxic relic
holy fuck
burnt kite
ho lee fook
sleek musk
not for long
vital marten
you're all children
Hell I ainβt
toxic relic
ozark is peak though, marty jonah and the sadistic gay cop were peak
vital marten
Lemme out drink you rq
toxic relic
Lemme out drink you rq
brother all you drink are seltzers and light beer
i will outdrink you any day
sleek musk
not for long
i'd put the all roads lead to rome rabbit picture, but i still don't have embed perms, so just imagine it
toxic relic
my grandpa could probably outdrink anyone in midwest america
sleek musk
i will outdrink you any day
i might actually outdrink you
toxic relic
wrong
vital marten
brother all you drink are seltzers and light beer
Vodka straight no chaser
Like the taste
toxic relic
weak
sleek musk
Vodka straight no chaser
straight up self hate
toxic relic
lmk when you get that homemade rakija and mastika
vital marten
π
vital marten
My alcoholic uncle says itβs the best way to get over a hangover
toxic relic
you drink 2 shots to stop shaking and an extra one to help you get up
toxic relic
My alcoholic uncle says itβs the best way to get over a hangover
exactly bro
only way to stop a hangover is to never get sober
vital marten
straight up self hate
Self hate would be drinking beer and pissing 30 times in a night
toxic relic
bro couldnt handle a bottle of dunjevaΔa with only cold meat and cheese
vital marten
Iβd like to try
toxic relic
yeah its peak
vital marten
No cheese though that sounds like a recipe for disaster
toxic relic
you need to live on a farm, alone, with nothing else to do but hard labour
vital marten
Get stuck up on the roof of your mouth then bleh
toxic relic
the alcohol is the only way you dont krill yourself
toxic relic
No cheese though that sounds like a recipe for disaster
cheese helps soften the harshness of the drink
but the cold meat has enough fat in it
that and roasted sunflower seeds
toxic relic
No cheese though that sounds like a recipe for disaster
its not cheese like store cheese, its like
sirene or izvara-which goes well with banitsa and in peppers for stuffing
atomic forum
its not cheese like store cheese, its like
Looks like goats cheese, or feta
toxic relic
it is goats cheese ahaha
atomic forum
a lot of people put it in banitsa or soup
I like it in salads
atomic forum
Yeah it's a bit of a mixed thing with people
atomic forum
the dry food stays dry
Thank you! Finally! Why are people obsessed with sauces?
toxic relic
masks the flavours of fresh food
atomic forum
masks the flavours of fresh food
Like all it does is make everything taste like the sauce, why would you want that?
toxic relic
i dont like the sweetness and tartness of sauces on salads it ruins it
yeah fr
this bro gets it
lmao
atomic forum
Honestly you're like the first person i know who doesnt like sauces in everything
toxic relic
we're a minority which means we're hip and cool
toxic relic
whenever i get premade salads at the store i use the sauce packets for chips haha
karmic jetty
i will eat the dish as how it is presented...
karmic jetty
atomic forum
I do, constantly
toxic relic
that emote is insane
toxic relic
I do, constantly
do you piss yourself so much that the piss stings the soft flesh of your legs and you get a rash?
atomic forum
do you piss yourself so much that the piss stings the soft flesh of your legs an...
The fuck how did you know
karmic jetty
erm what
toxic relic
you could say im a piss man
last spoke
You underestimate private parts
toxic relic
oorah
atomic forum
perhaps u should stop drinking
But then I would be drier then a flip flop in the desert
karmic jetty
non issue
atomic forum
One thing I'm never short on, is piss
karmic jetty
toxic relic
But then I would be drier then a flip flop in the desert
if i had a device-an -inator-that stimulated the radially symmetrical contraction and relaxation of the muscles of your bladder, oesophagus and colon in order to push the contents through the pyloric sphincter how long do you think it would take for the urine to reach your stomach only to be pissed out of your mouth along with your masticated bolus of lunch and yesterdays constipated shit slop?
do you think the sudden and violent decompression of your anus would result in chronic abnormalities such as an anal fistula and, if so, how much mucus would you release in response?
tight edge
its black friday week when discount
tight edge
alot of people get paid when year ends
subtle shoal
if i had a device-an -inator-that stimulated the radially symmetrical contractio...
amazing concoction of words
shakespeare couldnt compete
toxic relic
thanks bro
vital marten
karmic jetty
what backlog
sleek musk
i'm back. i just had a lot of fish fingers and fries. i'm full.
rotund sleet
i'm back. i just had a lot of fish fingers and fries. i'm full.
Fih's have fingers?
urban tinsel
how do you have Steam and not have a backlog of games?
lilac quarry
if i had a device-an -inator-that stimulated the radially symmetrical contractio...
erm this does not make logical sense π€
urban tinsel
that's like, Steam's whole thing
karmic jetty
games but no games
toxic relic
erm this does not make logical sense π€
do you think the the anal fistula would present as symptoms of itching, do you think the membranes of your asshole would break down as you scratch at the enigma tearing away at your insides. how long until you shit pus and need to wear diapers to contain your rectal discharge. will you curse my inator then? will you yearn for feeling of being greeted by the warm saliva and bile being pulled out of you by the involuntary flexing and relaxing of your internal flesh tubes.
sleek musk
how do you have Steam and not have a backlog of games?
what's a backlog?
rotund sleet
what's a backlog?
Log in the back
lilac quarry
do you think the the anal fistula would present as symptoms of itching, do you t...
i aint reading that novel
urban tinsel
when you buy a game but don't play it... that game is in your backlog, and that's like 95% of Steam
sleek musk
Log in the back
i just did a little i'm pissed at the answer dance
lilac quarry
when you buy a game but don't play it... that game is in your backlog, and that'...
my backlog is so big
sleek musk
when you buy a game but don't play it... that game is in your backlog, and that'...
oh. thanks.
lilac quarry
and before you say it, backlog deez
rain mango
throw it back leon
sleek musk
my backlog is also very massive
rotund sleet
when you buy a game but don't play it... that game is in your backlog, and that'...
They're waiting for the right time
rain mango
karmic jetty
batman arkham collection at 85% off
rotund sleet
They're waiting for the right time
Like these "Minecraft week phase"
toxic relic
do you think you could pull out someones gi tract from the outside
sleek musk
They're waiting for the right time
h*ntai killer is NOT waiting for the right time ππ
toxic relic
leon
rotund sleet
h*ntai killer is NOT waiting for the right time ππ
What the
Why do you even have it
urban tinsel
oh god that's an actual game
patent inlet
lol that rules
sleek musk
it's only a dolla
rotund sleet
oh god that's an actual game
Every game is real
rotund sleet
it's only a dolla
L4d is less then a dollar
lilac quarry
do you think you could pull out someones gi tract from the outside
I've seen it once yeah, but secondary to trauma
rotund sleet
And you've choosen to buy this
toxic relic
if you cut the head in half and reached down the throat could i tug on the juice tunnel until i pop out the butthole
lilac quarry
whole bowel spooled out :(
patent inlet
We all read the pool story right
rotund sleet
We all read the pool story right
What
sleek musk
And you've choosen to buy this
i got both l4ds
rotund sleet
i got both l4ds
Oh
urban tinsel
I mean I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickinβ Good Dating Simulator is so what should I expect
rotund sleet
i got both l4ds
You could had 3rd
sleek musk
You could had 3rd
haha very funny
atomic forum
how does it happen
Well typically you are in Mortal Kombat and then scorpion shoves his hand deep inside and finishes inside you
toxic relic
real
rotund sleet
haha very funny
What about hl blackmesa remastered? Last time I've seen it on discount it was prob like 1.54$
toxic relic
Well typically you are in Mortal Kombat and then scorpion shoves his hand deep i...
you didnt answer my question earlier
atomic forum
you didnt answer my question earlier
Sorry which one?
patent inlet
They have prolapse but do they have amateurlapse
toxic relic
Sorry which one?
toxic relic
They have prolapse but do they have amateurlapse
my friday night amiright guys
sleek musk
What about hl blackmesa remastered? Last time I've seen it on discount it was pr...
buddy i just bought the whole doom, dead space, walking dead series. let my wallet rest
lilac quarry
how does it happen
TRAUMA WARNING click at your own risk: ||This lady was walking down the street when our second patient had a random seizure and stepped on the gas, she veered off and hit this lady at like 85km/hr and sent her flying into a concrete barrier where she made contact with the lower aspect of her flank, causing her bowels to rupture out of the hole, her skull was also peeled open and we could see her brain but she was still alive, not alert tho||
toxic relic
wait is a prolapse the anus coming out?
karmic jetty
the wolf amogus on sale
lilac quarry
wait is a prolapse the anus coming out?
ye
rotund sleet
buddy i just bought the whole doom, dead space, walking dead series. let my wall...
And still you're buying these games
lilac quarry
sugar fixes dat
rain mango
rotund sleet
https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-dog-panting-dog-breathing-german-shepherd-dog-pa...
Oh TDI dog
atomic forum
if i had a device-an -inator-that stimulated the radially symmetrical contractio...
For the urine probably a matter of seconds, however I believe if that happened shit would errupt from your mouth within the second, spraying like a firehose and dosing the toliet in a serenade of brown
sleek musk
https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-dog-panting-dog-breathing-german-shepherd-dog-pa...
such a chill dog. is it barry's?
rotund sleet
such a chill dog. is it barry's?
Its a dawg, man
toxic relic
TRAUMA WARNING click at your own risk: ||This lady was walking down the street w...
||they ruptured out of which hole? the one created by the impact?||
toxic relic
For the urine probably a matter of seconds, however I believe if that happened s...
ok thanks bro