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Shining like a wrist watch
Medic can get it
The worst part about listening to music at full volume is that you can't turn it up when it gets to the good part
Aw I can’t not play b42 now I’m so used to it. I am looking forwards to multiplayer support tho
Gonna grab your wrist lock it down till the thing pop
Dont spend money on tf2, a dying stock
What catch I just asked if you wanted a burger

i hate the curly haired one too now
Nuh uh
every time she talks it sounds like she's trying to be tough
I'm not taking it
why does everyone hate marty bro he's like the only chill guy here
i never used it anyway
jonah seems chill too
I uninstalled TF2 a lil while back, I should probably liquidate our inventory for it
they just want the numbers
Why would I want a 2 second bastardised uber when I could have an 8 second Uber
chat give me a lever and i will move the worl
Its 2.5
🤓
You need a fulcrum

im an oldhead, i used stock uber
i just simply didnt like vacc playstyle
i dont rmbr what a fulcrum is
its honestly cancerous to the games meta
I enjoy quick fix too
You need a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it so that you can move the world
a medigun that can heal a friendly sniper and make him invincible to headshots is a big no thanks from me
thats what i meant

marty, jonah, nelson
Razorback sniper with bullet resistant bubble
top 3 at least the hitman guy doesnt yap
Dear god
You only asked for the lever
the lever comes preinstalled with a fulcrum
may as well not even be a class at that point
and he kills helen so cool so ez
That's not how a lever works
What did curly hair do to bro
be annoying
and like a petulant child
every time bro it sounds like shes trying not to cry and pee her pants
and she fucks up with everything like not even good

sleep well friend
I had this drip once
Grandma
why is it so low quality
Your eyes are bad
Can I use butter to make a food instead of eating it
I need the butter to be gone
Yea you can
deep fried butter
You can and rightfully should. Butter will impart its calorie/fat content to the food.
It's more economic in the long run as you get more out of it due to Cooking.
deep fried butter
Deep fried pka
Deep fried crowbar
dont starve ham bat
is it necessary to build roofs on your livestock?
like when it rains do they get sick
Butter melting makes me de-stress
am I cooked if I am playing pz every single day for 10 hours
i have a question for any furries
or scalies or wahtever
i keep getting these shorts in my feed of literal children using these hand animal dragon puppet things
what on earth is this?
sickk
im just curious if anyone knew what its origin was
She looks stupid
Original animation by the lovely and talented @nebulansabiit !
Tsukasa voiced by @acidicperidot
#projectsekai #projectsekaicolorfulstage #proseka #colorfulstage #tsukasatenma #vocaloid #kasaneteto
who gave butter a gun
Damn my bad bro ots not even that serious
macao is crazy
people talk about hong kong but what about macao
its just a big casino state
not even a state just a city
She keeps why she keeps asking people to come there.
Sorry bro I have a wife
@quasi slate my team rn its gettin tuff to increase power
i was thinking of using drops to star up xion
lmao so true

why are the skins 16 usd
what skins for waht
discord
imagine spending the equivalent of a meal on some blue lights
i genuinely do not see the point of nitro at all
i would sooner throw money in the wishing well
why do companies think its a good idea
must be cheaper than proper communication software
my work would rather pay for 500 mb uploads and higher quality calls than idk zoom premium or smth
my boss is a relic who doesnt understand computers at all
we got these IT companies been rinsing the company for years with this cloud service shite
we are a mostly paper based company and these jackasses pull up and incorporate all our shit onto a cloud service so now everytime its down (which is basically weekly) we can do 0 work
"hey why isnt the plot for land form B done this week?"
"oh because our boss is a fucking dinosaur who believes in "the cloud"
Upload limit, higher quality streams and the emotes, everything else is like oh neat I can give our profile bisexual lighting
Hmmm
teamspeak 3
Honestly, I'm not quite on the same page as you there. It seems like we have different perspectives on this matter. I've considered your points, but they don't really resonate with me. Perhaps there's a misunderstanding, or maybe we just see things differently. I respect your opinion, of course. It's just that my own conclusions lead me to a different place. I'll have to respectfully disagree with the premise presented.
waow thats a whole lotta nothing 
zo you should watch ozark
its peak bruh its peak
it is
what is
Deez
you watched ozark or are you trying to join the conversation
dis dick lmao gottem
AAAAAAUGHHHHH
calm down bro
Ahem,my bad
Last shift for me today
vacation?
does anyone know why I can't post an ad in server_recruitment channel?
Nah no pay,tbh i might just find a part time one but
I wanna spend tis free time workin out
i dont get why that old bitch killed so many people and walks freely but javi kills 2 guys and needs to die
And other things
Ur stronger than me now
sucks they dont pay its not your fault theyre renovating
Also learnin cosplay,as in like making accessories
what a nerd
doubt
right but im not seeing anything about why it won't let me create the thread thingy
Yeah theres like a yearly festival here
idk brother
alr ty anyways
👍
i see
so you get to congregate with sweaty rank smelling anime and game weebs
who are socially anxious
Tbh thats da goal
I used to not be big on socializing
But am like looking around for just anything nowadays lol
mental illness gets you locked inside then you get tired of the numbness so you look for anything to make you feel somethiung

its good to get out
find a hobby or smth
Yea thats what am trying to do lel
Amd tbh it wasnt mental illnesses or anythin dat got me like dat
Just very overprotective family lmfao
bruh
I'm very surprised I'm not in an asylum yet
balkan way
And also was broke as shit
just dont do anything openly illegal
Am still broke,just enough money to afford me goodies
people dont care if you're mentally ill unless you do something in the open that looks intimidating smile
real
:B
Yo hop on repo I'm getting sick of trolling racist people by being american
Silly cat face
Bro forgot the 3
Idk I never thought about it before other than it looks silly
ITS COLON THREE
colon three what
Dis dick
sounds like a solution not an issue
i like how chicago shows have chicago shit in them
locals
Roblox CEO David Baszucki did an interview and it was bad. He said predators are an opportunity, spoke about maybe having child gambling on Roblox, got upset with the hosts, and more.
NYT Hard Forks podcast interview - - - https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/podcasts/hardfork-roblox-child-safety.html
COWCOW UGC - - - https://www.roblox.com/catal...
If you gonna kill people, least try not to get caught
Vro it's 2 dollars
7.62×39 mm rounds even silenced can be heard from nearly 200 meters
i dont play with children
I ain't crawling through yo house fighting monsters to repossess yo two dollar schmeat
Nah lowkey kinda based for that
You way too old
Dont kill people
<B
Same, only exception is light
Knoife
Always a chance things go south trying CQC
Guns too
Just dont try to kill people
Light,.are you available for orphanage clearing later
Unless theyre actively trying to kill you
Try not to attract all the children thus time
Jaime
Can you stop saying that sentence
You have those?
All my friends hate me for feeding them worms and shi
Then stop feeding them worms
Sargent private has his mates major mccock and lieutenant pee nile
You do have to lie
Nah lowkey i did feed one worms
If i lie than I'd be normal
Is that so terrible
im waiting for ruth to kill javi
It's true tho
General dickhead
ok eshay
I'd tell stories like how the weather was
Tf is eshay
Is that another genz abomination
Any slang I don't like is Bad Slang
its aussie specific
(Any slang the young people come up with)
Brooooooo
Repeat for every generation
kids with mullets and shaved sides smoking cones out of gaterade bottles in the second floor of hungry jacks then fighting people on trains
We have so many of those wannabe gangsters here aseell
That ain't even a eshay bruh
"this is my town, you fucking cunt" 👶
You smell like toast
That's just a 25 yo soon to be dad
Nobody says that
the gifs dont have any
fiction
🤔 i dont think thats what l1ght meant
Ah mbad
well im in cambodia rn visiting family
Anyways i ain't a eshay I'm too chill
doubt
You just doubting because you've only met my alpha persona
Awooooo
nah why you so concerned about me old man?
I'm too cool for you gramps
old man wearing backwards cap vs bebe
Word
Well yeah he is the young people
The use of abomination reminded me of that sentiment
I lack the brain rot
I cringe every time someone makes 67 comments
I have no idea what it is and I am so confused by it
I remember when I thought I was too good for the jokes of my generation... Now look at me... Making one trillion dollars per second...
a morbillion? or a gazillion?
Some kid said like 2 numbers suddenly half of internet is not shutting the fuck up about it </3
And getting crypto scammed kek
Need I remind you people that “E” was a meme
and it was embarrassing
Chonky
KITTYYYYYY
We can point to plenty of other stupid examples
just because olde and new do embarrassing things doesnt mean its not embarrassing
yessir
I don't think it's embarrassing, it's just senseless
thats me when i insult you and you're the cat because i dont even speak english so idk what you're even saying
its recoil-inducing
Kids doing dumb shit ain't new
yeah man
Fair I suppose
But you do speak english
Huh ?
Lies and deceit
Poorly but hey
its funny being a kid and thinking your hot shit then you realise goddamn you had no sense of forsight
you realise how childlike child is
its crazy
i dont even speak english what you on about
You said I smelt of tea in English
like bruh an 18 yo has no mature logic, deductive reasoning, sense of reason, understanding of consequence
Only words you need
its crazy
The plan I had as a teen worked out pretty much exactly as projected, but anything other than that was just me bumbling around like a fool
🧐 Spake the mathematician
real though just cause you're young doesnt mean you're an idiot
so true brother
im the king of the nerds
call me uber dweeb
bruh that shit makes me angry
you guys asked a topological question
i gave the topological answer
dont hate me cause you dont know what pure maths is
Mais qu'est ce que t'es meme en train de dire ? tu fais un AVC ou quoi ? faut que j'appelle le 15 ?
No
zo do you speak malay
who are you hoping to get from tomorrow's 3 star green ticket?
or will you save it to use when more green characters release
tamil?
no one
do you know any indigenous languages
i only use dark type
hmmm funni enuf im one of those that dont
Sadong, Bukitan, Coastal Kadazan, Kenaboi, Kensiu, Kintaq?
bruh why
i will prob save it for the milf wolf girl or Laika elemental because i love her design
Yeah me and echo know we asked zor zor to translate something and zor just sat on VC and said nothing
i dunno maybe im [redacted]
U NEVER ASKED
WE DID STOPID
insane redacted
WHEN???

what are u talking about
Gato
It's fato not gato
no why are u interrogating me 
To the shadow realm
and because i have a warrent
Fato gato
you're being subpoena'd
lets see im pureblooded
pureblooded is crazy

zo were you in the terengganu region of mainland malaysia at dusk 14 Sept 2017
oddly specific
do you fit the description of a bugis malay youth
are you aware of the extradition laws in brunei?
would be crazy
if i was a fed on discord sent to get intel on people
what intel could you possibly get from project zomboid community
they developed chatgpt for that dont worry
HAHAH
yeah now they just scrape the freely available data from ostensibly "private" gpt conversations
i think you dont get it.
the fact it chats with you is just extras
you can still find saved conversations using index commands 🤔
dam this is crazy
it hears from every mic. it sees through every camera. it reads everything everywhere.
Federal agent going undercover as a cat weeb furry
thats real
you say use as in chat with it.
it is it using us bro
the world needs a big ass EMP device
It is
reddit reply guy #3
only way for privacy now is we write on paper in the same room.
then burn it up
us army psychological warfare division
man im tilted
drink some milk bro
plenty
yeah? you a milk drinking baby?
why dont you suck on the teet of your mom you milk drinking fetus
angry vegan spoted ?
not fake.
i get it raw from the farmer.
all the nutrients that grow a babycow in 3months into 200kg eatable; are mine
Strange use of a semicolon
indeed
how do you use it ?
hey, buster, why dont you zip it lock it and put it in your pocket
buddy.
you milk drinking wankstain
first time getting an emergency alert extreme on my phone just for heavy snowfall lol
i wish !! where you at ?
europe
im in switzerland and we get no snow 😔
northeast europe
its been snowing here for a few days now but i dont remember ever receiving an emergency alert just for snow
is that you?
why is this autist stalking everyones steam profiles
why does bro have 500 hours on lust goddess too
not familiar
erhm thats your steam
your steam has bible verses
these are games youre familiar with ?
its on your steam
yes he is
yes because im a european gigachad
Someone unironically referring to themselves as a gigachad
wonder what that means
fr
isnt that a sin
bulgaria would deport you, if they knew of your anime obsession
😁 of course
bro your steam is insane
away from the bulgarian public 😂
what the fuck is this
😏 ikr
why is this mans steam like this
its a comment from someone
HOLY MOLY STEAM BLACK FRIDAY
no shit dude

pretty pog
yawn
but no games i want are on sale
waow is like im busy...
zo im looking through this guys shit
actually thank you for pulling this out; good reminder i need atm.
might be less tilted soon
its not about hell. its about Him listening to you.
but i guess yes
does he listen to me while i go poo
lmao crazy
kenshi 60% off
if your temple is clean then yes
this guy must be baiting
can recommend but kenshi2 on its way
bold of you to assume the new zealander cleans his temple
theyve said that for 500 yrsss
im glad aromat isnt swiss anymore
he said bulgaria. how is he now from those pirateislands ?
you dont desever it
hes an immigrant
pirate islands
haha you know those spices are unhealthy
explain please
you like complicated ?
rimworld only 20% off
u both think ur the monkey rn i think
top monkey is orangutan
scam. rimworld could be nice but wrong business model
lots of thinking.
and lots of monkeys everywhere
hey dont let me hang; explain
the batman arkham games are on sale -85%
what movie should I watch today
the entire little nightmares series
what are you into bro
war movie? drama? sad white guy?
im into war movies but I want to watch something funny today so comedy
the naked gun reboot movie
Naked gun...
My bro wasnt able to breath after dat one
Well was out of breath
Hes fine
YOU GET THE POINT ITS FUNNY
either that or shrek
or hundreds of beavers
alr bro thanks
Oh theres a reboot?
yeah
I only watched the originals,,,
the 1988 movie is the best
Oh yeah,p sure its directed by the same guy who did airplane right
yessir haha
Loved that movie
and 2 of the scary movies
airplane and "sorry to bother you" bofa have unexplained horse jokes
I only watched the first two
That fucking scene where cindy is just screaming when theres a suicidal teacher up at the roof lmfao
Reminds me of that one anime bot maid thing
Suddenly the real thing is NOT as appealing is it
Its so fuckin uncanny lmfao
how do you see out of it
Good question
Animegao kigurumi is a type of masked cosplay that has its origins in the official stage shows of various Japanese anime but has also been adapted by hobbyists. In Japan, most performers refer to this kind of cosplay as 'kigurumi' (着ぐるみ) instead of 'animegao' (アニメ顔, meaning "anime face"), which has been used overseas in order to ...
this shit is crazy
imagine waking up to this guy

I can hear it breathe
I rather wake up and see the boiled one than this
fr brother
ive never like the anime style used for this cosplay
that plain face small features
its too doll-like
but this is crazy
sting better
I have too many muscles
I could make a more funny movie
so your some kind of... muscle man?
you know who else is some kind of muslce man
you see that face is teetering on the edge of okay
true 🤔
ehh
literally me
too close to tiwnk
When I don't see any body hair or facial hair
true
I will automatically assume it's a twink
you're right bro

people think it makes them dirty
How
bruh
facial hair
and a beer belly
Peak
Young kishibe
I appreciate all kinds of dudes
when weebs see a normal looking japanese guy
I just remembered what this reminds me of and it's that guy who kept a mummified corpse in his apartment for like 20 years. He coated it in wax or something. There's pics
"that doesnt look like my animu
"
True, he's Twink when he is young
No wonder why Quanxi rejects him
yessir he was a doctor right? treated the corpse pre death for tb or smth which failed so he kept the corpse
He had some meat on him still,its just the face
Yeah man lol
he kept the corpse cause of weird love but yeah
these look weird
no shit brother
theyre creppy as fuck
Are we posting real men being bros
real men being bros
Waow
so youve eaten people before
Bro handsome as hell fer real
Not fiction at all,its mads favorite passtime
real he even played himself in de grønne slagtere
They look like that because all the ugly ones moved to to north america
Entirety of hannibal is just a documentary of his daily life for real
the ugly ones moved to NA? but the ones that didnt still look ass
You ever see some of those photos from settler families in the 1800s those people look fuuucked up
never watched that
i was referring to the green butchers
Neither have i
he plays a guy that accidentally serves human meat in a butcher shop
deserved ngl
baph what u doing at TIS please tell
Wasting time
krummlauf
30% chance to shatter the curved barrel and krill yourself each shot
They're like in the middle of the giant dip in the uncanny valley chart
the masks? yeah ik
Fal
they suck balls, theyve been popular for decades
duck's foot pistol
I gotta grab kf2
davy crockett
FP-45 Liberator
i just love battle rifles
theres emphasis in each shot, especially if it finds its mark
Ross Rifle
exponentionally increasing chance to jam whenver it gets a molecule of dust inside
stacked ontop of the 20% chance to jam because of the shit lock
whys davy crockett on there
id say the mk14 as a serious answer
its a gun
if im dying, were dying gun
its a nuke gun
yeah
Fal
a gun is a propulsion device
Fal is underrated
whats wrong with a nuke gun
we got a bunch of fal enthusiasts
Go back to the jungle
And jam your gun further with the forward pull on the side
sir yessir oorah
which version is better? unstable or b41
nothing wrong with a guerrilla gun
Your gun is jammed because it's not well-maintained. My gun is jammed because I store my preserves in the chamber
HAHAHAHAHAH
and what? the only issue with a fal is if you shoot them a lot you run out of bullets?
at least the m14 isnt the m16
the fals tilting breachblock sits looser than your dad. lock is worse than an m16
I played berserker a ton in the first game
Prob gonna stick to that if i grab kf2
what the fuck is this shit
Boulet
big bullet
or the earsplitterloudenboomer
50 gal
yawn
Fal may be very heavy
but
if your gun is too heavy for an 8 year old boy you designed it wrong
is that why all the heavy armoured vehicles have booster seats too
this is interesting https://youtube.com/shorts/hDcWPBpSnx8?si=H2ucGrTWGGiQ_e7u
dude is just parroting wikipedia bro
Ermagerd is this lore
Peak slop video
its literally just the wikipedia for phoenician and latin alphabet
type shit ive been on
I think it was very cool zeerol !!!
Yeah but you suck booty
did you know that its thought that the early cyrillic alphabet was thought to be created in bulgaria 🤓
first bulgarian empire
suck dis balkans
Something wrong with that?
Did you know that every word and term ever invented came from Ireland
Did you know if I kick you in the balls with enough force they will turn to dust
Cool
lolo morganwg would say something like this about wales
My balls are already dust and by kicking them you convert them to diamonds
Badass if you will
do you know what a scrotum looks like zo
What if instead of balls men had caviar in their bellies
I dont think theyre that big bro
my yt shorts is facts from a guy that doesn't just parrot wiki, tech news and misha's guns
It looks like deez
what
Balls
balls
deez nuts
the balls are in the sack
The family jewels
which is a scrotum
meat and 2 veg
Pee is stored in them
a miserable pile of balls
Banana and 2 apples
real
What if instead of balls men's balls were full of strawberry laces and when you punch them they explode like confettti
Ice cream cone and two balls
what if instead of 2 balls
we had 4
!!!!!
what flavour
what if we ate le rokakaka fruit...
what if instead of 2 balls we had one and the other was somewhere else maybe somewhere like... the albert hall
that would suck to sit on
uuuh, oreo, chocolate
how do you control 4 balls
or tbh any ice cream is good
you'd have to stand
Thats my 4 balls stand
HAHAHAHA
What did araki mean by this
idk keep them together and in place using a hair tie
HAIR TIE?
bruh
Brother you're gonna have two balls left if you use hair tie
is that mistersharkl
Blow it
theres an acceptable level of constricting of balls
i think hair tie is unacceptable
why would u constrict them
duct tape?
bro no
uhhh
wire
some people think it feels good
that sounds tupid
Brother how do you still have two balls left with those ideas
its part of cbt
i think but i never act
what a lad
the t is torture
exactly bruv
Imagine running too fast
pinching the sac
and your sacks hit each other
oh would you have two sacks or one mega sack

id have a mega sack
Double decker sack
what if the balls are in their own sacks
if you have enough balls in the sack itll look like a tumour
no
Why
That would make them too vulnerable
no animal has ball singular for a reason
fr
itd be like when you were a kid and you had that game where you had to run and stomp on the balloon that was tied to another kids foot
imagine that with balls, its too risky
Did you know that female hyenas have dongs?
Yes
yes
everyone does
did you know that rams have the highest percentage of homosexuality in animals
I think I heard about it in natgeowild years ago
And one Japanese zoo had mixed two males due to not noticing a difference between dongs
like leprechaun in space
I found the greatest video game of all time
isn't it giraffe?
i dont think so
NO
My dad
I think humans have
its % based, a lot of religion hates it
Anyways it's trans theft horseo and never have i ever seen such a silly concept
no
No my dad
so its forced to stay at a lower % compared to animals
susiety
Also wouldn't it be guinea pigs?
They always fucking each other they don't care about gender
bonobo
the only thing I know about guinea pigs is that in some places its illegal to own only one
real true
really?
i think the estimates of gay % are conservative to say the least
Fart have you drank the horse milk?
Unrelated


actually wait how much milk do horses even have
Yea
maybe
Or at least tried it
like its not farmed for a reason or at least in huge quantities
oh yeah lmao
I didn't like kumis
fair enough
but its fine with salad
it was thick and sweet when i tasted it
I think it has alcohol








