minors cant play lottery
#general_chat
tall glen
karmic jetty
i should go gamble
harsh vault
ur right
harsh vault
minors cant play lottery
im not a minor wat
karmic jetty
u dont understand fartass
oblique stream
Guess who won the lottery? I did!
karmic jetty
eventually u gonna win
twin bear
99% of gamblers dont strike big
rotund sleet
i should go gamble
Do it
karmic jetty
trust
harsh vault
did you MISS my birthday
paper hull
Frostie often has horrificly bad decisions
tall glen
floof is a minor, zozo is a canadian grandmother
oblique stream
99% of gamblers dont strike big
Gambler?
strange spruce
Yeah she does
toxic relic
i only gamble with mates for fun
oblique stream
I hardly knower
harsh vault
Frostie often has horrificly bad decisions
nu
strange spruce
dont you lie
twin bear
harsh vault
i make decisions of what is good in the moment
stuck yoke
Gambling is bad for you
harsh vault
aka im impulsive
strange spruce
So you DO make bad decisions
harsh vault
@tall glen the cool thing about canada, is that you cant drink or smoke, but you can gamble at 18
strange spruce
In the long term
stuck yoke
aka im impulsive
Yesh you play tarkov
last spoke
i only gamble with mates for fun
Was gonna say, I could see going to one as a social thing with mates where you accept that you're just paying money for dopamine but will ultimately lose it all isn't so bad
tall glen
paper hull
Literally the worst decision maker I've met
last spoke
But going and expecting to win is how you get to the issues™
harsh vault
im max betting on blackjack
rotund sleet
Just one?
neat moat
i only gamble with mates for fun
not at a casino I hope?
strange spruce
Floofie youre getting lobbed into the orbit
harsh vault
i hate u
twin bear
@burnt kite
harsh vault
:c
toxic relic
Was gonna say, I could see going to one as a social thing with mates where you a...
oh yeah i agree, vim not against "vices" at all haha, im against big money casino gamblimg
stuck yoke
Blackjacks fun lowkey BUT THAT'S WHY IT BAD
strange spruce
Never gamble!!!
toxic relic
not at a casino I hope?
nah
last spoke
not at a casino I hope?
Eh, casinos can be alright, again, explicitly when you want it to be a social thing
toxic relic
yeah fair
harsh vault
Never gamble!!!
but im such a professional
neat moat
But theyre evil
last spoke
Most pubs just have a pokies room though
karmic jetty
gambling mentioned
harsh vault
FINE I WONT GAMBLE IRL
young kelp
Never gamble!!!
neat moat
why would you fund evil
karmic jetty
what we buyin today chat
harsh vault
unless
strange spruce
GOOD!!!
oblique stream
FINE I WONT GAMBLE IRL
Good
toxic relic
Most pubs just have a pokies room though
most of their money comes from the pokies real
karmic jetty
is gonna moon trust
strange spruce
NO BAD
young kelp
what we buyin today chat
chances
harsh vault
@surreal mirage do i hit a tenner on blackjack
karmic jetty
puts on NVDA trust
stuck yoke
<@954342896142798848> do i hit a tenner on blackjack
SHOWER
harsh vault
I DID
paper hull
what we buyin today chat
4 beyblades and a new sofa
oblique stream
Shower?
karmic jetty
financial ruin advise
harsh vault
Than sleep
no
harsh vault
i dont need to sleep
last spoke
most of their money comes from the pokies real
Had dinner at some random pub at a random town in NSW a couple years back, they had a pokies room, I've never seen someone so happy to withdraw $5 after putting a whole Granny Smith in
neon bramble
most of their money comes from the pokies real
its crazy how much money gambling makes
last spoke
Like she was genuinely excited to win 5 bucks
neat moat
I love poker though tbf, but I never would want to gamble anything of value
harsh vault
I love poker though tbf, but I never would want to gamble anything of value
would gamble my kidney if it meant i would win
paper hull
Ha
karmic jetty
yoooo i hire me in a casino
stuck yoke
I remember when i was little i shoved a chocolate bar into a atm machine and i fucked it up
toxic relic
why would you fund evil
true, everything is rotten ethically under capitalism but their are things you dont have to do like go casino. you can play texas holdem or blackjack etc with mates
neon bramble
very sus of society that the money's there but here we are
harsh vault
yoooo i hire me in a casino
whats your resume
icy vigil
toxic relic
Had dinner at some random pub at a random town in NSW a couple years back, they ...
cinema
karmic jetty
stuck yoke
Y'all old
last spoke
Y'know those ads you get for slot machine mobile games?
Yeah, real ones are literally just those but they bait you in with empty promises of riches
neat moat
true, everything is rotten ethically under capitalism but their are things you d...
exactly. There are degrees of evil and casinos are among the top, an evil you can easily avoid too
last spoke
Y'know those ads you get for slot machine mobile games?
Yeah, real ones are lite...
Like actually the same
karmic jetty
last spoke
I'm pretty sure it's the same damn software
toxic relic
exactly. There are degrees of evil and casinos are among the top, an evil you ca...
i wouldnt say degrees of evil but there are things you can avoid haha
i dont like putting it on a spectrum or herarchy
"this is less bad" type
its bad
last spoke
This is a different type of bad
karmic jetty
degrees of evil? what next masters?
neon bramble
true, everything is rotten ethically under capitalism but their are things you d...
isnt this the problem
the kind of people who go big on the casino aside from the usual degenerate gamblers
paper hull
If gambling is evil I'm the devil everything on black please
neat moat
Idk I feel, personally at least, we should acknowledge that there are more harmful acts than others
stuck yoke
I should watch breaking bad
neon bramble
are the ones who don't have or aren't the type to have good social circles
last spoke
Yippee closing soon
neon bramble
so its kind of a society issue that people aren't getting to be people for lack of a better way to put it
last spoke
I hope an old German doesn't approach the counter exactly twenty four minutes from now
neat moat
If gambling is evil I'm the devil everything on black please
well no, that just makes you a sucka
toxic relic
so its kind of a society issue that people aren't getting to be people for lack ...
its systemic
twin bear
i cant unmute myself @harsh vault
paper hull
Yeah if I lose lool
toxic relic
we didnt say gambling was evil
twin bear
well try again lATER
harsh vault
i cant unmute myself <@552614270261788672>
why
paper hull
Which I never do
toxic relic
we said big casino is evil
harsh vault
reset ur voice settings
neat moat
are you on push to talk?
last spoke
Someone that is gambling is a victim more accurately
oblique stream
Frogski muted him
paper hull
Relateable
neat moat
well no, that just makes you a sucka
hense this remark
oblique stream
Took away his voice
last spoke
Anyways look at this turtle
toxic relic
hense this remark
suck deez brother
neat moat
how about I roast them instead
oblique stream
i see
karmic jetty
roast deez
oblique stream
very good camo on the turtle
last spoke
There's 3 in the pond but this is the only one that doesn't hide
strange spruce
Chestnuts yummer
karmic jetty
chestnut? thats what they call me
strange spruce
Houh
twin bear
my mic is just broken @harsh vault
last spoke
What do you mean camo it's just standing there???
harsh vault
my mic is just broken <@552614270261788672>
1984
neat moat
chestnut? thats what they call me
whats on my chest?
karmic jetty
whats on my chest?
not hair thats for sure
oblique stream
mf tries to eat my mcnuggies
karmic jetty
kid called audio input
paper hull
I don't VC anymore
oblique stream
audio jack
karmic jetty
kid called how could u do this eve
harsh vault
it never works on discord
get on ur phone
last spoke
Hey floof
strange spruce
Kid called another joke to run into the ground
paper hull
Nobody really speaks to me in VC I'm too quiet so they mostly just ignore me
So I don't bother
stuck yoke
get on ur phone
Vros apart of the goon squad
harsh vault
yes
oblique stream
Kid named the found in raid system
karmic jetty
kid called next door
neon bramble
whae
last spoke
Answer me floof
karmic jetty
kid called deaf
last spoke
Davo is saying that they killed the found in raid system
Girl it's literally still on your screen surely
neon bramble
are you sure you didnt plant that in someones body floof
harsh vault
Davo is saying that they killed the found in raid system
like it doesnt exist?
strange spruce
Kid called more like blind
karmic jetty
kid called ur wrong im right
paper hull
Most of the people I did vc with were Americans and they don't really know how to VC in a group without just shouting over each other
neat moat
kid named kid named
harsh vault
the found in raid system for hideout is now cherry picked, only certain things now need to be found in raid
strange spruce
Kid called i will shank you
harsh vault
are you sure you didnt plant that in someones body floof
you think im that down bad?
karmic jetty
kid called u got a loiscence for that
paper hull
Ok back to being a side character
neon bramble
I mean yes but thats besides the point
karmic jetty
Most of the people I did vc with were Americans and they don't really know how t...
but im not 🦅
strange spruce
Kid called aye i got it roight here
last spoke
Most of the people I did vc with were Americans and they don't really know how t...
Nah nah I'm just really autistic and don't know when it's my turn to talk so I either stay silent forever or try to get my word in whatever the cost
harsh vault
Girl it's literally still on your screen surely
am just blind then, sorry
neon bramble
Nah nah I'm just really autistic and don't know when it's my turn to talk so I e...
same
stuck yoke
Ok back to being a side character
Schlawg you need to stop this
last spoke
And the quests?
harsh vault
scarf if u has a question for me pls ping me just incase
harsh vault
And the quests?
no thats always a pain in the ass
neon bramble
I like social deduction because its socializing with discrete rules
harsh vault
they never will
last spoke
Okay so yeah that's fundamentally what I hate
neon bramble
wish I found these sooner lmao
harsh vault
Okay so yeah that's fundamentally what I hate
you can just craft stuff in ur hideout and they will come out found in raid
neon bramble
everyone overdid it like a good 2 hours before you got here zo
stuck yoke
I need to stop being full of hatred
harsh vault
I need to stop being full of hatred
ya be nice
stuck yoke
I need to be full of whimsy
strange spruce
Yeah stop being a meanie
stuck yoke
ya be nice
You need to sleep
karmic jetty
dark days ahead...
harsh vault
no
last spoke
I'm not gonna spend 400 years trying to get a fucken screwdriver so I can craft an item that I should be able to find in a toolbox that just inexplicably isn't lootable
harsh vault
I'm not gonna spend 400 years trying to get a fucken screwdriver so I can craft ...
i can always give you mine, i have a few
tall glen
I has mac and cheese
strange spruce
dark days ahead...
What,is this some sort of a cataclysm
karmic jetty
genchat is a prison
last spoke
Like why are there so many fucking boxes in the game but you can only loot ones with sufficient polygon count
harsh vault
im practically in the sherpa program, so yall can rely on me
tall glen
floofi is a sant bernard with a small barrel of rum
karmic jetty
What,is this some sort of a cataclysm
guess its some kinda cataclysm dark days ahead huh
harsh vault
floofi is a sant bernard with a small barrel of rum
i dont drink, not my thing
tall glen
santa bernards
last spoke
It shouldn't take an engineering degree to figure out why I can open this box but not the identical one on the other end of the room
harsh vault
It shouldn't take an engineering degree to figure out why I can open this box bu...
pick and choose
stuck yoke
It shouldn't take an engineering degree to figure out why I can open this box bu...
I'd argue it should
strange spruce
I want one RAAAAAAH i love big fluffy doggies
paper hull
I need to stop being full of hatred
finally something we can work towards
stuck yoke
More games should be unnecessarily complicated
harsh vault
I want one RAAAAAAH i love big fluffy doggies
hai
paper hull
i hate everything
strange spruce
paper hull
but i hate it equally
hardy muralBOT
last spoke
What do you even mean pick and choose?
karmic jetty
its okay to hate things as long as u dont get pretentious aboot it
harsh vault
What do you even mean pick and choose?
i dont know myself, im eepy, havent eeped in practically 2 days
strange spruce
SLEEP
tall glen
I hate everything I dont love
harsh vault
NO
strange spruce
YES
harsh vault
who me?
paper hull
yes you
harsh vault
i make perfect decisions
strange spruce
I agree with eve on this one
harsh vault
NO
strange spruce
No,go to bed
harsh vault
when was the last time i made a bad decision that didnt include eeping
strange spruce
Oh ya know
stuck yoke
i hate everything
Vro I'm gonna be blunt here but you need to stop with this "woe is me my life sucks" everybody's life sucks yours is pretty decent
harsh vault
Vro I'm gonna be blunt here but you need to stop with this "woe is me my life su...
i wouldnt say that
they are kinda dying
paper hull
Vro I'm gonna be blunt here but you need to stop with this "woe is me my life su...
imma be honest you dont know the first thing about me
last spoke
Vro I'm gonna be blunt here but you need to stop with this "woe is me my life su...
She's literally dying what the fuck
strange spruce
Wanting to gamble irl for whatever reason
stuck yoke
imma be honest you dont know the first thing about me
Ah nevermind my bad
harsh vault
I am a 15th century salt miner
did you lick a salt lick
stuck yoke
Continue with it
stuck yoke
I just saw you having a porsche and being financially stable enough to afford a house so i thought you were just complaining about nothing really
harsh vault
@last spoke what i meant to say, loot isnt always in boxes, and if they are, the boxes will be more, i guess brighter than static non lootable boxes
i cant defend tarkov forever as i have my cons about it
paper hull
all the financial stability in the world wont stop my kidneys from shutting down after 28 days
stuck yoke
all the financial stability in the world wont stop my kidneys from shutting down...
you got a reason carry on ig
last spoke
<@328724227505258496> what i meant to say, loot isnt always in boxes, and if th...
Just make them all lootable it's dumb
harsh vault
Just make them all lootable it's dumb
tell nikita that
actually let me ask him myself
i have him in my game
i have mini nikita
he said cyka blyat shut the fuck up
IM NOT JOKING
last spoke
Accidental Russian tulpa
paper hull
the fact you know what a tulpa is, is both concerning and understandable
harsh vault
he said cyka blyat shut the fuck up
his voice lines are so mean
last spoke
the fact you know what a tulpa is, is both concerning and understandable
Why wouldn't I?
Like I've done research on systems for a reason
harsh vault
tulpas look like mi-gos
strange spruce
Step out of evac shelter
paper hull
tulpas are self induced mental illnesses
strange spruce
Woe migo upon ye
stuck yoke
tulpas are self induced mental illnesses
That's not true
harsh vault
Step out of evac shelter
its the raptors for me
strange spruce
I hate both
last spoke
That's a spicy statement
stuck yoke
Tf you get that from they are a cultural practice 😭
strange spruce
Love you too buddy ol pal
harsh vault
Love you too buddy ol pal
try me
strange spruce
GO SLEEP
harsh vault
make me
paper hull
the phrase was coined by Alexandra david-neel, its from a literal bullshit novel called Magic and Mystery in Tibet
strange spruce
Aight time to book me a ticket
paper hull
it describes people floating and telepathic beings
harsh vault
Aight time to book me a ticket
im shaving ur head if you come near me
paper hull
among other ridiculous shit
strange spruce
Youd have to be able to fuckin overpower me for that mf!!!
harsh vault
actually holy shit i should sleep, i have an appointment with my mental wellness doctor who diagnosis and prescribes me
paper hull
its the equivilent of a scientology novel
strange spruce
YOURE THE ONE GETTING YOUR HEAD SHAVED!!!
harsh vault
DO NOT
strange spruce
I would never
stuck yoke
the phrase was coined by Alexandra david-neel, its from a literal bullshit novel...
It wasn't???
strange spruce
Im not that evil
stuck yoke
Tulpas were around for way longer
last spoke
I know of tulpas being more in line with willogenic systems
harsh vault
Im not that evil
eating ur shoes rn
paper hull
Tulpas were around for way longer
I know, but the phrase was not
strange spruce
I am wearing em
paper hull
like i said the modern day tulpa was coined by her
karmic jetty
werk werk 
strange spruce
Lies and deceit
stuck yoke
I know, but the phrase was not
No you are wrong maybe the word tulpa but there's always been phrases for it
paper hull
obviously but my point remains
karmic jetty
if i work hard surely ill be rich and powerful 
paper hull
the "term" wasnt coined until 1929 what we know as a modern day tulpa is twisted by modern day its not what the original concept was
oblique stream
YOU WOULDNT ACTUALLY SHAVE MY HEAD DOE WOULD YOU
just go bald
strange spruce
Fuck no
harsh vault
YOU WOULDNT ACTUALLY SHAVE MY HEAD DOE WOULD YOU
i have the photo
harsh vault
just go bald
YES
oblique stream
it will happen in 30 years anyway
paper hull
what a "tulpa" is now is a self induced form of mental sickness
what it WAS is a different story
strange spruce
i will literally launch you into the orbit
stuck yoke
what a "tulpa" is now is a self induced form of mental sickness
No?
oblique stream
Shining bald
stuck yoke
Even if it's a relatively new thing it's still a cultural practice
strange spruce
And you yourself said that your hairline is worse
strange spruce
So who are you to judge!!!
last spoke
Regardless what you think it is, I dunno why you'd be surprised on the fact I know about them
strange spruce
https://tenor.com/view/bald-comb-no-hair-hair-hairstyle-gif-698594237738928206
Well that lowkey looks good on him but trust it wouldnt work for me
karmic jetty
is ur head shaped like a pin
strange spruce
No
paper hull
Regardless what you think it is, I dunno why you'd be surprised on the fact I kn...
Because the modern day term is a bastardization of its origin
paper hull
which leads me to believe youve learnt the modern day equivilent
stuck yoke
is ur head shaped like a pin
Mine is
strange spruce
SLEEP
harsh vault
strange spruce
OR ILL SHAVE YOUR HEAD!!!
karmic jetty
i need sumthin to distract myself with until i go home
harsh vault
NU
strange spruce
Sleep then!
harsh vault
shush
strange spruce
Mcdonalds logo hairline
harsh vault
why is everyone making me eep!
last spoke
i need sumthin to distract myself with until i go home
What if I bought you a burger you'd be busy trying to figure out why I bought you a burger
harsh vault
Mcdonalds logo hairline
are you bullying my child photos
ya ya u saw me as a wee child
harsh vault
you want to BALD ME
jarvis bring out turkish andria
paper hull
are you two dating
harsh vault
no
paper hull
i wanted to ask but it seemed rude
strange spruce
Fuck naw
oblique stream
Well that lowkey looks good on him but trust it wouldnt work for me
Would you pick receding hairline or egg bald
harsh vault
not yet
strange spruce
HUH
harsh vault
no im joking
this silly little bastard is just my greatest and most trusted fren of all time
i have known him for years
harsh vault
ruh roh
paper hull
i only ask because you talk like a couple i know
last spoke
I need there to not be a surprise German
harsh vault
jamie is here
toxic hawk
Deutschland ist sehr schon I
karmic jetty
What if I bought you a burger you'd be busy trying to figure out why I bought yo...
fool... i would just eat the borgor 
strange spruce
Ough
onyx igloo
dude i got my dads widows peak
last spoke
53 seconds until I close the shutter
strange spruce
Same
onyx igloo
boutta have that niko cut when im like 30
oblique stream
boutta have that niko cut when im like 30
peak
strange spruce
WHAT
toxic hawk
jamie is here
Who the hell
stuck yoke
E DATING IS EVIL
strange spruce
WHAT AM I RUNNING FROM
harsh vault
you
last spoke
fool... i would just eat the borgor <a:noms:1409458293222543382>
I mean, do you want one?
paper hull
ok so questions americans
stuck yoke
WHAT AM I RUNNING FROM
From the e-dating allegations
onyx igloo
what do you mean
paper hull
you know how reeses make those giant peanut butter cups, do people actually eat those fucking things
harsh vault
shutup sean go back to the basement
stuck yoke
you know how reeses make those giant peanut butter cups, do people actually eat ...
"duhhhhhh"
onyx igloo
no you left the door unlocked
harsh vault
fuck
onyx igloo
also yes i would eat a giant reeses
stuck yoke
isnt that like an entire jar of fucking peanut butter
Americans just eat that shi
oblique stream
reese deez nuts
onyx igloo
i have a very boring life let me eat my fucking peanut butter cup
stuck yoke
Like they would still be eating the jumbo sized mcdonalds bullshit if it was legal
harsh vault
isnt that like an entire jar of fucking peanut butter
we have 2 pound reeses cups here in canada for hockey celebration, they call it the reeses puck
last spoke
I'm sorry but a cup of peanut butter sounds fucking awful
harsh vault
its frozen with chocolate
stuck yoke
And like americans are illiterate
harsh vault
i only eat my chocolate frozen
oblique stream
i only eat my chocolate frozen
mmm
paper hull
the hardest part about watching big bang theory is we are meant to believe sheldon is a nerd but no self respecting nerd would use an alienware laptop
onyx igloo
And like americans are illiterate
how is this related to the conversation
oblique stream
tooth ache
harsh vault
the hardest part about watching big bang theory is we are meant to believe sheld...
bazinga
stuck yoke
how is this related to the conversation
They wouldn't be able to answer the conversation
Question* FRICK
last spoke
the hardest part about watching big bang theory is we are meant to believe sheld...
Honestly realest criticism I've seen of the show yet
onyx igloo
we were talking about peanut butter cups and you bring up illiteracy
stuck yoke
we were talking about peanut butter cups and you bring up illiteracy
No the number lady brought up Americans
harsh vault
what
oblique stream
we were talking about peanut butter cups and you bring up illiteracy
Not even illiteracy, american illiteracy
stuck yoke
And illiteracy is the most normal correlation to make
stuck yoke
Not even illiteracy, american illiteracy
Oh yeah definitely
last spoke
No the number lady brought up Americans
You mean Rachel Riley?
onyx igloo
i am not normal
neon bramble
oblique stream
Oh yeah definitely
im not fuckin agreeing with you
stuck yoke
You mean Rachel Riley?
That's her name?
oblique stream
Im saying thats doubly weird
stuck yoke
No it's Evelyn blue
last spoke
She's the one that does the numbers part in countdown yeah
onyx igloo
still why do you talk about americans so much
stuck yoke
still why do you talk about americans so much
I just like dissing on Americans ain't nothing wrong with that
toxic relic
i hunger
oblique stream
crae
harsh vault
shut
oblique stream
I crae for deez
onyx igloo
I just like dissing on Americans ain't nothing wrong with that
you gotta diss other countries too
stuck yoke
you gotta diss other countries too
Why?
harsh vault
be nice
onyx igloo
so you can change it up a bit with fresh content
stuck yoke
Not my fault the us is the bottom of the barrel
stuck yoke
so you can change it up a bit with fresh content
I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to talk about isn't real here either
oblique stream
Most of the countries are in the bottom of the barrel
harsh vault
@onyx igloo ur country sucks but u came from it so i give kudos
oblique stream
Yet you pick on us
stuck yoke
And like france has been making strives to be less evil
toxic relic
green papaya salad
stuck yoke
Most of the countries are in the bottom of the barrel
Yeah
toxic relic
hmmmm
harsh vault
And like france has been making strives to be less evil
by overthrows?
stuck yoke
But that's because of the us
paper hull
used to have this american friend in high school and i remember going over hes house for a party and hes dad was there watching us the whole time writing stuff down and at the end of the night he walks up to us (a bunch of 13 year old kids) and hands us each a list of everything we ate and drank at the party and then asked us to pay for it
harsh vault
green papaya salad
how does it taste
oblique stream
papaya deez nuts
stuck yoke
So that's why i hate the us
onyx igloo
used to have this american friend in high school and i remember going over hes h...
who the hell was sergeant douchebag
paper hull
HAHAHA
toxic relic
how does it taste
savory
onyx igloo
thinking 13 years old can pay for a meal
paper hull
its so funny you say this cuz ofc he was in the military
toxic relic
slightly spicy
paper hull
cuz he actually was
toxic relic
refreshing
toxic relic
bruh
stuck yoke
by overthrows?
In france the people would kill their leader if they tried becoming a genocidal king
toxic relic
what do you eat? chicken nuggets and fries
lyric galleon
potatoes are good
oblique stream
what do you eat? chicken nuggets and fries
Mmm
lyric galleon
im going to mash potato you
oblique stream
If they weren't so expensive
harsh vault
im going to mash potato you
try me
lyric galleon
potato slander
onyx igloo
i like roasts and stews
paper hull
do you think fast food cup sizes will be so big one day we can fit our entire bodies in them and live in them
toxic relic
kralan 🤔
paper hull
holy shit we could solve the homeless crisis
stuck yoke
Like Americans try to act like north korea is one of the worse countries in the world but it's actually the us
harsh vault
do you think fast food cup sizes will be so big one day we can fit our entire bo...
they are getting smaller more than anything
last spoke
Man I hate this fucking printer
lyric galleon
do you think fast food cup sizes will be so big one day we can fit our entire bo...
its a testament to the greed of man
stuck yoke
holy shit we could solve the homeless crisis
We have solved it
last spoke
Nobody has ever made a good printer
lyric galleon
but man cannot blame themselves so they blamed the beasts
heaven or hell
lets rock
paper hull
SLASH
oblique stream
you're gonna die of malnutrition
Im already dying from malnutrition
toxic relic
fair
last spoke
what did it do to you
Unresponsive piece of shit fuck junk
oblique stream
who cares
paper hull
oblique stream
Unresponsive piece of shit fuck junk
Is it inkjet
lyric galleon
wait is it slash or lets rock
harsh vault
Unresponsive piece of shit fuck junk
fist fight it
last spoke
fist fight it
What do you think the scuff marks on it are from?
lyric galleon
i remember playing guilty gear on the gameboy, it said lets rock
paper hull
https://tenor.com/view/potemkin-potemkin-buster-die-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-stri...
if you are not immediatly double back on spawn
stuck yoke
Remember kids don't print political flyers on printers
harsh vault
What do you think the scuff marks on it are from?
go scarf!
paper hull
u deserve to get bustered
stuck yoke
If you do buy it second handed and print without internet connections
onyx igloo
the foggy weather outside is giving me less and less reasons to get out of bed
toxic relic
Remember kids don't print political flyers on printers
you are a kid
last spoke
Even the IT lady knows that sometimes you just gotta fucken kick this thing to make it work
stuck yoke
you are a kid
Yeah
oblique stream
fair mate
I think the nuggies and fries diet would be more nutritious than my current one
toxic relic
what you eat now brother
oblique stream
Of crabsticks and spaghetti
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
oh so thats why he types like that ok
cosmic jay
Hi chat
oblique stream
They're cheap
lyric galleon
if you are not immediatly double back on spawn
oblique stream
Sup cream
stuck yoke
oh so thats why he types like that ok
Vro I'm like as old as you
lyric galleon
i do this round start
harsh vault
@lyric galleon want to stalker
cosmic jay
How we feel about fort
toxic relic
crabsticks and spaget not too bad
lyric galleon
stalker?
stuck yoke
Not my fault I'm smarter and cooler
harsh vault
ya
onyx igloo
Vro I'm like as old as you
Are you
lyric galleon
aint got no multiplayer
harsh vault
the clear sky mod came out
lyric galleon
mp mod?
harsh vault
ya
oblique stream
How we feel about fort
I like forts, they are cool
lyric galleon
i started to pick up metro series over stalker
paper hull
mmmmm si goku blanco
cosmic jay
I like forts, they are cool
Truth
lyric galleon
i heard you get a loving wife there
stuck yoke
mmmmm si goku blanco
Goku
last spoke
I had no plans of printing anything outside of my job actually
lyric galleon
i finished metro 2033
harsh vault
i started to pick up metro series over stalker
i will throw you over this wall young man
cosmic jay
Best forts are in lofts
onyx igloo
Unless you like 12 ye
I am 5 years past that
paper hull
i heard you get a loving wife there
u want a wife? bro i got tons just ask
last spoke
The less I can use this fuckass printer the better
stuck yoke
I am 5 years past that
Ye same age
onyx igloo
Okay then
lyric galleon
old games are tuff, straight up lets you figure the game out
stuck yoke
u want a wife? bro i got tons just ask
Share some with us 🙏😭
lyric galleon
no hand holding and shit
oblique stream
i finished metro 2033
Have you finished previous 2032 games?
lyric galleon
Have you finished previous 2032 games?
fah no
harsh vault
The less I can use this fuckass printer the better
use a mitsubishi printer
stuck yoke
no hand holding and shit
Word
toxic relic
oh not you
harsh vault
fever is 23
karmic jetty
HAHAHAHA
harsh vault
kek
paper hull
i got e-girls that would demolish ur entire life in 2 instagram posts
onyx igloo
no hand holding and shit
no holding the shit in hand
toxic relic
fever is 23
i know wrong reply
last spoke
use a mitsubishi printer
Why would I do that?
karmic jetty
toxic relic
Share some with us 🙏😭
lyric galleon
i got e-girls that would demolish ur entire life in 2 instagram posts
doesnt matter i dont get hurt by online posts
toxic relic
this guy
karmic jetty
this one of my fav gif
stuck yoke
Vro it was a joke
lyric galleon
its literally words
harsh vault
Why would I do that?
you wouldnt believe this scarf, but car brands actually made good electronics back in the days
oblique stream
Toshiba
lyric galleon
i can look outside my window and whatever online post i see doesnt matter
stuck yoke
I always make that joke when people in poly relationships with a absurd amount of partners
onyx igloo
are there actually people my age using "vro"
oblique stream
Primary japanese car manufacturers
last spoke
Okay but why would I buy a whole printer? I just said I've no plans for printing anything outside work
toxic relic
i can look outside my window and whatever online post i see doesnt matter
peak
what a lad
oblique stream
My elevator has Toshiba written on it
harsh vault
Okay but why would I buy a whole printer? I just said I've no plans for printing...
good point, u can slap me on the wrist
toxic relic
the online world slips away when you leave the app
harsh vault
My elevator has Toshiba written on it
i wouldnt trust that jesus
paper hull
doesnt matter i dont get hurt by online posts
this is why we are friends
toxic relic
your e-partner isnt real when you leave
oblique stream
i wouldnt trust that jesus
Why
toxic relic
cinema
stuck yoke
Lowkey i think baning social media would bring alot of good to the world
onyx igloo
what is an e-partner
harsh vault
i have heard bad things from toshiba
lyric galleon
what is an e-partner
sponsor
toxic relic
what is an e-partner
e dating
oblique stream
Epartner?
karmic jetty
Lowkey i think baning social media would bring alot of good to the world
ud be first to get banned cuh
stuck yoke
ud be first to get banned cuh
Duh
onyx igloo
why would i date on the internet
lyric galleon
this online post is sponsored by my e partner
karmic jetty
i should try edating for the funni
lyric galleon
nordvpn
last spoke
To scan with this thing
You log in with your card
Click scan
Click scan
Load your paper but not too fast or it freaks out
Click scan
Click start
Click start
Click send
Click start
Click finish
stuck yoke
Vro when I'm prime minister I'm outlawing social media
lyric galleon
do you post and surf on online discord message boards?
lyric galleon
you need a vpn so you can be cool like the rest of us
harsh vault
To scan with this thing
You log in with your card
Click scan
Click scan
Load yo...
this sounds terrible
oblique stream
get in on the scam
stuck yoke
Vro when I'm prime minister I'm outlawing social media
No one will like this so I'll make all healthcare free
paper hull
edating scares the shit out of me ngl
last spoke
this sounds terrible
Why do you think it's got scuff marks on it?
stuck yoke
And I'll get rid of the homeless population
harsh vault
am i stupid
paper hull
how can i trust any u mfers online u could literally be anyone
harsh vault
yes
karmic jetty
i could be the pope...
toxic relic
do you post and surf on online discord message boards?
the online world can be a dangerous place, its best to browse discord posts with our sponsor incognito
lyric galleon
how can i trust any u mfers online u could literally be anyone
but u trust me right
harsh vault
i could be the pope...
already am
paper hull
but u trust me right
i fuck with u so hard because ur such a fucking piece of shit and u actively make my life worse
stuck yoke
Yo i knew a dude who was E dating a chick turns out it was his 40 year old uncle
paper hull
HAHAHA
lyric galleon
hell yeah
paper hull
please tell me thats real
lyric galleon
also the fuck did i do
stuck yoke
please tell me thats real
Yeah
lyric galleon
toxic relic
Yo i knew a dude who was E dating a chick turns out it was his 40 year old uncle
this is fiction
oblique stream
Yo i knew a dude who was E dating a chick turns out it was his 40 year old uncle
Was it fartass
karmic jetty
fiction
onyx igloo
i trust no one and i am unmedicated
toxic relic
theres no way its real
stuck yoke
Was it fartass
Yeah
toxic relic
there you go
harsh vault
@karmic jetty what would you do as the pope
paper hull
your a modern day enigma fever to the point it frustrates me
last spoke
<@258051164824797194> what would you do as the pope
Unlimited games
stuck yoke
theres no way its real
I didn't believe it at first until he showed me the proof
last spoke
But no games of course
lyric galleon
paper hull
its like i pulled you out of dial up era internet and just threw you in the modern world
toxic relic
I didn't believe it at first until he showed me the proof
fiction
stuck yoke
I didn't believe it at first until he showed me the proof
Why i never e dated
paper hull
are you sure you havent been isekaid here?
stuck yoke
Why i never e dated
Fucking terrified it'd happen to me
harsh vault
your a modern day enigma fever to the point it frustrates me
what about me
karmic jetty
wheres the receipt if it isnt fiction
karmic jetty
paper hull
what about me
i dont think you understand the level of which fever operates
toxic relic
how did they start dating? did the uncle know? where did they meet
paper hull
its like he actively tries to shoot himself in the foot and enjoys it
lyric galleon
are you sure you havent been isekaid here?
id be pissed if i get isekaid to this fuckass world
harsh vault
its like he actively tries to shoot himself in the foot and enjoys it
am i like that towards you?
harsh vault
what am i talking about
stuck yoke
I got some crazy ass stories lowkey
paper hull
i hate him so much that i love him
oblique stream
who are you people
Im in your wall actually
lyric galleon
its like he actively tries to shoot himself in the foot and enjoys it
i shoot myself on the foot but keep missing and i enjoy it
toxic relic
I got some crazy ass stories lowkey
fiction
oblique stream
Sup
last spoke
I love how I can click remember credentials when signing into the banking reconciliation form but because windows is literally the worst software never written every single time it clears the fields because it thinks I want to use a fucking smart card that THIS LAPTOP HAS NEITHER THE HARDWARE NOR DRIVERS TO READ
harsh vault
i think im losing my mind
oblique stream
Hi losing my mind
harsh vault
wait isnt that a song
onyx igloo
I love how I can click remember credentials when signing into the banking reconc...
Just smack the thing thats annoying you with a hammer
lyric galleon
oh i like this song
last spoke
Just smack the thing thats annoying you with a hammer
WHY DO YOU THINK THE PRINTER HAS SCUFF MARKS ON IT
harsh vault
***WHY DO YOU THINK THE PRINTER HAS SCUFF MARKS ON IT***
what if we just ask the same question with different wording to spite you
oblique stream
i hardly knower
joke thief
karmic jetty
last spoke
The scuff marks are from kicking it specifically but it gets the job done
oblique stream
Plagiarism
lyric galleon
oblique stream
I will see you in court zo
harsh vault
scarf would you kick a vending machine
karmic jetty
oblique stream
Hope you have 10 morbillion dollars
toxic relic
i fucking hate the bitch wife in this show
stuck yoke
Whos scarf
paper hull
Nah nah I'm just really autistic and don't know when it's my turn to talk so I e...
Someone make me fat I wanna be fat
toxic relic
why would you be so reckless bruh
lyric galleon
striaght up ass keechks
last spoke
I'd kick any machine that doesn't do exactly what it is meant to do when I make it do something
paper hull
i fucking hate the bitch wife in this show
Fucking bitch
toxic relic
i cant wait for darlene to die
oblique stream
Someone make me fat I wanna be fat
Same 😔
karmic jetty
pyrocynical
toxic relic
i have a feeling one of the navarro guys is gonna die too
harsh vault
I'd kick any machine that doesn't do exactly what it is meant to do when I make ...
even me?
onyx igloo
are you a machine
harsh vault
yes
stuck yoke
I was trying to fatten up awhile back didn't work lol
harsh vault
im a machine of obedience
oblique stream
Hi a machine of obedience
karmic jetty
go to bed then
oblique stream
True
harsh vault
fuck you
toxic relic
wyatt is also kind of a bitch
last spoke
karmic jetty
wiwiwi im obedient but doesnt listen
toxic relic
why is this 18 yo shrexing a 60 yo
harsh vault
wiwiwi im obedient but doesnt listen
you are not my administrator
toxic relic
this must be against a law
oblique stream
why is this 18 yo shrexing a 60 yo
where
karmic jetty
you are not my administrator
administrator
onyx igloo
you are not my administrator
task manager you now
karmic jetty
i hardly know or
last spoke
why is this 18 yo shrexing a 60 yo
Have you seen that The Onion series?
karmic jetty
harsh vault
task manager you now
NO
last spoke
The one with the bananas?
toxic relic
Have you seen that The Onion series?
no
toxic relic
the onion with the bananas huh
harsh vault
end software
mean
last spoke
The satire news people
karmic jetty
i thought it was a movie
onyx igloo
the onion with the bananas huh
hehe onions and bananas
toxic relic
balls and peen
stuck yoke
why is this 18 yo shrexing a 60 yo
Isn't there a story about a chick who got into alot of trouble because she kept marrying really old people and waited for them to die so she could inhetit abunch of shit?
harsh vault
By the onion
the silly ones
onyx igloo
Funny
stuck yoke
Low-key gotta respect the hustle
toxic relic
Isn't there a story about a chick who got into alot of trouble because she kept ...
im talking about fiction
karmic jetty
Isn't there a story about a chick who got into alot of trouble because she kept ...
my sims be like
toxic relic
ozark
last spoke
i thought it was a movie
Are we thinking of the same thing?
oblique stream
Ozark deez nuts
toxic relic
ozark dis dick
karmic jetty
if hes fiction then im the writer
onyx igloo
We all could just be labeled as fiction
karmic jetty
(im bad at writing)
oblique stream
Writer?
stuck yoke
Calling you fiction is like calling someone mythical
toxic relic
i hardly knower
oblique stream
I hardly know
stuck yoke
Nah you a garden gnome
karmic jetty
woah settle down
karmic jetty
the bit is sacred
stuck yoke
im talking about a television show bro
Yeah i know star trek
toxic relic
ozark
stuck yoke
I ain't new
onyx igloo
bro said the one tv show he knew
karmic jetty
what is this some kinda drill bit
oblique stream
karmic jetty
it was allll well planned and orchestrated from my INSANE mind
karmic jetty
harsh vault
love yall (except engineeredsocialism)
burnt kite
crusty sleep
stuck yoke
Transformers prime
harsh vault
crusty sleep
be nice
stuck yoke
And transformers gen 1
stuck yoke
love yall (except engineeredsocialism)
Good
oblique stream
Transformer?
harsh vault
sorrys
toxic relic
i hardly knower
stuck yoke
OH YEAH
toxic relic
transformers armada is underrated
stuck yoke
i forgot a important show
burnt kite
oh i thought you were telling me to have a crusty sleep
i had crusty sleep
harsh vault
i had crusty sleep
that sucks
stuck yoke
Angry birds toons
stuck yoke
i had crusty sleep
You that guy from no country for old men
The what's his face
Cow gun guy
karmic jetty
transformers armada is underrated
its animu
stuck yoke
https://tenor.com/view/nuts-anton-cigurh-no-country-for-old-men-gif-27499167
Lowkey smash or pass I'd say pass because I ain't a sinner i gotta be married first
Amen
🙏
Unless it's lebron James I'd go to hell for him
oblique stream
Lowkey smash or pass I'd say pass because I ain't a sinner i gotta be married fi...
stuck yoke
Chat pray with me in how many skibidis we fight over the course of our life we must forgive ourselves for the holy lebron james dih portrait in our living rooms
Say the next verse sharpgolden
oblique stream
Chat pray with me in how many skibidis we fight over the course of our life we m...
stuck yoke
Y'all don't know the goat if he hit you in the face
karmic jetty
armada starscream is peak
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/armada-starscream-sacrifice-micron-legend-unicron-trilogy...
cinema
i agree armada starscream is one of the best iterations
i know its anime but all japanese animation is anime
karmic jetty
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/transformers-armada-micron-legend-starscream-the-legends-...
me when
karmic jetty
starfreak
stuck yoke
Star scream more like shid scream
toxic relic
starscream sucks
stuck yoke
True
toxic relic
he's fun in a pathetic way
stuck yoke
Shockwave cool
stuck yoke
he's fun in a pathetic way
Lowkey Starscream can be cool
Transformers is underrated and could be done alot better
toxic relic
he's the og villain
idw shockwave is a criminal mastermind and hes the fucking MAN bro
he orchestrated the death of optimus prime dude
what a lad
stuck yoke
Anyways i gotta play repo now and do the DUHH HAHAHAHHA laugh
toxic relic
ok bye
karmic jetty
optimus prime try not to get folded challenge impossible
lusty bough
are P2W servers bannable?
toxic relic
uhh i think so
karmic jetty
this is why rodimus prime better
toxic relic
this is why rodimus prime better
rodimus prime sounds like a gay joke
karmic jetty
stage name
karmic jetty
here comes the main event rodimus prime
pale berry
@twin bear you know for a guy who's here you're pretty AFK
pale berry
<@879549874436182118> you know for a guy who's here you're pretty AFK
also you missed me screaming like a BITCH
karmic jetty
scav the type to watch behind the cupboards
pale berry
this creature made me scream like a bitch
toxic hawk
Animals
neon bramble
strange spruce
Damn this bitch still not asleep
karmic jetty
what if pacific rim was a game how would it work
does two ppl have to control diff limbs
toxic relic
does two ppl have to control diff limbs
nintendo type game
strange spruce
Oh nvm she asleep
toxic relic
each joystick controls a different side
karmic jetty
one gets to have fun
neon bramble
no
strange spruce
Zeerol when we monoing
neon bramble
only one has responsibility
karmic jetty
Zeerol when we monoing
when im home...
neon bramble
positioning is important in combat games
neon bramble
interesting
its a wacky system but it works
very responsive dodging at the cost of tank control
paper hull
i still havent slept
sharp rapids
Hello
paper hull
Hello beautiful how u been
sharp rapids
That was weird we messaged at the same time
paper hull
its because were a hivemind
paper hull
omg!!
karmic jetty
alt...
paper hull
im great just waiting for MY wife to wake up so my ass can go to bed
karmic jetty
must be a smol bed
last spoke
Hey Zee do you want a burger
strange spruce
Teeny tiny bed
toxic hawk
strange spruce
So true
sharp rapids
I played some Zomboid before, I found a nice previous survivor base with some good stuff in the Grapeseed map mod and I just looted the fire station and police station and I found a bicycle too
strange spruce
Nuh uh
livid notch
strange spruce
I havent touched tee eff 2 in a while
toxic relic
why is there so much tf2 gay nsfw
paper hull
I played some Zomboid before, I found a nice previous survivor base with some go...
im still waiting for B42 to get multiplayer until i play again 🥲 i hate playing alone
toxic hawk
I havent touched tee eff 2 in a while
Tee ff uu
livid notch
why is there so much tf2 gay nsfw
Why not
livid notch
Looking like I'm tip top
toxic relic
im just curious as to why