#general_chat

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onyx igloo
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i always forget how to spell interpret

twin bear
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literally stopped one when i woke up cuz i had a shot of whiskey

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it rly does work

toxic relic
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yessir

onyx igloo
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it does worsen the hangover later

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doesnt it

twin bear
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depends

stuck yoke
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Uh huh not an alcoholic

toxic relic
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my dad taught me : hot bourbon and salt

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it tastes ass

twin bear
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if u sleep well, what u eat

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a few factors tbh

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how much ofc

toxic relic
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sober up with kebab

twin bear
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kebab man i wanna eat more of those

toxic relic
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it does help to eat carbo rich foods

twin bear
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yessir

toxic relic
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soak up the alcohol

twin bear
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bread bro

toxic relic
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bread and rice

twin bear
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a cheese method

stuck yoke
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Just chug a bottle of water

twin bear
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rice when drunk is peak

toxic relic
twin bear
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u can eat a shit ton and feels good

stuck yoke
twin bear
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water amps the feeling btw

toxic relic
twin bear
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u will get worse

toxic relic
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exactly

onyx igloo
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i love rice

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i dont even need to be drunk

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rice is just fucking good

toxic relic
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it just makes you nauseous and dizzy

twin bear
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everyone should love rice

stuck yoke
twin bear
toxic relic
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brother have you ever been drunk

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to the other guy

toxic relic
oblique stream
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how do you hydrate if youve never drunk

stuck yoke
oblique stream
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duh

twin bear
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if u feel dehydrated take a break and eat, soups work well if theyre thick

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and dip flat bread

onyx igloo
toxic relic
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just get me a blue gaterade

onyx igloo
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i tried

twin bear
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real

toxic relic
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blue gaterade save my life

twin bear
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gaterade is a god send sometimes

onyx igloo
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powerade or gatorade

stuck yoke
toxic relic
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powerade sucks

twin bear
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powerade is good but gaterade is better

toxic relic
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fr

stuck yoke
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Y'all bodies be failing stressed

toxic relic
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wiwiwi

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yawn

twin bear
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i wonder why ppl think them saying that will make it stop lmao

stuck yoke
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Healthyness is good for the body and mind

oblique stream
toxic relic
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i am an old man

onyx igloo
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yeah let me go tell my chainsmoking great aunt to stop smoking

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im sure it will work

oblique stream
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His body is resilient

twin bear
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honestly makes us wanna smoke more

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out of spite

toxic relic
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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now its "any alcohol is sinful and drugs are going to ruin your body"

twin bear
toxic relic
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๐Ÿ‘ถ

twin bear
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smh

onyx igloo
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vapes look fucking stupid

twin bear
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they are unless they the thc pens

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those are ball

onyx igloo
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if your gonna do something stupid make it look cool and smoke a cig

toxic relic
livid notch
onyx igloo
stuck yoke
twin bear
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i aint dumb haha

toxic relic
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same as those alpha grindset guys that tell you how bad carbs are then snort a line of coke

stuck yoke
twin bear
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shill health and buzzballs at the same time

stuck yoke
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Cause I'm gangster

onyx igloo
toxic relic
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trouser snake

twin bear
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tunnel snakes refrence omg (ok ill stop glazing fallout

onyx igloo
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buzzballs are so fucking stupid lmao

twin bear
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they are

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and taste like SHIT

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4 loko is wut i drink if i wanna party

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1 can aint enough 2 too many

onyx igloo
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my mom was making fun of them
"did the lady who created these model them after her boobs?"

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quoted lmao

toxic relic
rain mango
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throw buzzballs like rocks

stuck yoke
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Lowkey people don't realise just how bad addictions are and how easy it is to get the positive effects from them via other sources

onyx igloo
twin bear
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fr

stuck yoke
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Tfs a buzzball

toxic relic
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haha

twin bear
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an american thing

twin bear
stuck yoke
onyx igloo
toxic relic
onyx igloo
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arent we all

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i hope we all are

twin bear
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we can make decent liquor but when it comes to actualy tasty stuff we cant cook rly

stuck yoke
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I gotta get tested for stds

toxic relic
twin bear
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the amount of times i got scared after a one night stand

toxic relic
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not enough

stuck yoke
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Never did

toxic relic
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HAHAH

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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does anybody else wake up from dreams almost always at 5 am

stuck yoke
onyx igloo
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like

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its like clockwork for me

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everytime i have a dream

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boom

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5 am

stuck yoke
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So wake up and get yo day started

onyx igloo
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i do

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but usually i wake up at 7

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if i dream its always 5

stuck yoke
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I normally wake up at 7

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When I'm not having a late night playing games

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Otherwise 8

rain mango
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i have to wake up at 5 to have time to myself in the morning

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but i end up waking up at 6

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so i have none

stuck yoke
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Skillet of thems issues

rain mango
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how old r u

stuck yoke
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17

rain mango
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uncle

stuck yoke
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I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME

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WAIT

stuck yoke
onyx igloo
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2025

rain mango
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im 16

twin bear
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once a day keeps the covvies away

candid patio
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@bronze moat my little dog had rotten teeth surgically removed yesterday and she just made a sad long groan like she's in pain and it made me think of you

twin bear
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sean how old are u again? ur like 18 right

twin bear
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testing aint ever a bad idea

bronze moat
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I played Arc Raiders last night from 10:30 pm to 7 a.m. I clock in at work at 1 p.m. with about an hour long commute to work.

Sleep? Nah.

twin bear
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shit i aint slept in like two and a half days

bronze moat
twin bear
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hope ur doggy recovers soon friend

onyx igloo
candid patio
twin bear
onyx igloo
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how much does it cost to test

twin bear
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ngl haha

bronze moat
twin bear
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test what

onyx igloo
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std

twin bear
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oh stds

candid patio
# onyx igloo 17

Man I thought you were an adult now I gotta stop talking to you

onyx igloo
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lmao

twin bear
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its free here thank god

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one free thing we got

onyx igloo
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yeah

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i wouldnt see myself needing it anytime soon but hey

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its there

twin bear
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im glad im not sleeping around no more

bronze moat
twin bear
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PA supports free tests at least the clinic here in town does

bronze moat
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Yup. They all do.

twin bear
bronze moat
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Can also donate blood for $50 to $100 a month!

I get $200 for my tasty blood tho. High demand from the vampires ๐Ÿง›

twin bear
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i got so many 18 17 yr old friends on video games all my adult friends play tarkov and stupid games

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nobody wants my blood

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its got adderall in it

bronze moat
twin bear
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p sure im just unhealthy as fuck tho tbf

stuck yoke
twin bear
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when i was 16 i was discovering myself

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aka i did stupid shit

candid patio
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I'm an old ass man

twin bear
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true

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only 21

candid patio
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See you could have gone to school with Sean that's not weird

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I'm old enough to be his father

stuck yoke
twin bear
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what yall think i should make for kebab cuz i keep hearing it and now require peak

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need to eat ts again

twin bear
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that does look good

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hows the flavor it seems savory

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i also wanna try an all veggie one, just dont know if ill use generic bell peppers or not

onyx igloo
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its a citrusy

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kinda of tangy chicken

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you can really taste the lemon

twin bear
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oh nice, ill check out some recipes for seasoning cuz i suck at it

onyx igloo
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yeah btw

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you might need to google some substitutes

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but its stuff i usually have in my cabinets

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so

ivory grail
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I didn't know scav like the legion

twin bear
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yeah some of the stuff i cant get unless i ordere

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sleepy cant read

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or its bait

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pls dont be bait

onyx igloo
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i ordered hungarian sweet peppers

ivory grail
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What is bait

onyx igloo
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well

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paprika

twin bear
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i literallt HATE slavery

ivory grail
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I ain't no fisher men

onyx igloo
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i can make my chicken paprikash and

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other things

twin bear
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should i switch to dripped out house

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ngl

ivory grail
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All I caught is snapping turtles

onyx igloo
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with my hungarian sweet paprika

twin bear
onyx igloo
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from a guy named szeged i dont know

ivory grail
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You gotta become the dripped houses

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Mr house house

twin bear
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i got like 6 dripped out nv character pfps

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clown alrdy using josh or i would

onyx igloo
twin bear
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ball

onyx igloo
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i like du hast

twin bear
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killswitch is a classic

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du hast aint bad my taste in music pretty all over ngl

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i like clasical metal rap

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old country

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real country btw not that derral dixon shit

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or wtv his name is

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kind of funny to listen to tho

onyx igloo
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i have had quite a mixture of music in my life

twin bear
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its nicing haveing mixed taste

onyx igloo
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my dads heavy metal
my grandpas classic country
my moms pop music lmao

twin bear
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it doesnt get stale when u can switch genres

spiral condor
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(imagine embed of ttfaf)

twin bear
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trust me

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u dont wanna dox urself

onyx igloo
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everybody wants to rule the world

spiral condor
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theres no ?

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also im using a vpn

twin bear
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in the link

spiral condor
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thanks tbh

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also i am using a vpn

twin bear
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?si

onyx igloo
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welcome to your life

spiral condor
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gotta to use discord

onyx igloo
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even while we sleep

twin bear
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such a good song

onyx igloo
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peak

twin bear
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๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

onyx igloo
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ooh

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good one

twin bear
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nah actually tho THIS gotta be one of my favs

onyx igloo
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come as you are

twin bear
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hell yeah

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bro u know ball

onyx igloo
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rapp snitch knishes

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peak

twin bear
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have u heard of

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hold on lemme get it

candid patio
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are my eyes bad af or does this look like "tan 20"

onyx igloo
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tan 20

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i read tan 20

candid patio
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okay thank you

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its actually tan 2 theta

onyx igloo
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i just got recommended a reggae mix lmao

twin bear
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lmaoo

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reliving guitar hero rn

onyx igloo
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DUDE I KNOW THIS ONE

twin bear
onyx igloo
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LMAO

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pass the dutchie

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lmaooo

twin bear
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ayeee

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on the right hand side

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๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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reminds me of sublime

onyx igloo
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i could probably roll cigs like a professional

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lmao

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i just like rolling paper

twin bear
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its easy

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the main thing is making it not preggers

onyx igloo
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i remember my grandma showing me a meat grinder

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it looked like a giant weed grinder

twin bear
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@harsh vault gonna wipe it but only if u play

twin bear
onyx igloo
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have you listened to the jubalaires

twin bear
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ofc

onyx igloo
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i just discovered them

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peak

twin bear
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i used to listen to this as a baby my mom tells me

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the band was my sleeping music

onyx igloo
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reggae was my sleeping music

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lmao

twin bear
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reggae good

oblique stream
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gotten gotten

twin bear
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if u wiped the right way u wouldnt need to wipe those bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

stuck yoke
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Rn i got dookie on my nards

twin bear
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๐Ÿ’€ how

toxic relic
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how big are your butt burritos brother

stuck yoke
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They dangle too much

toxic relic
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how explosive are your sharts

twin bear
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and how sloppy do be u pooping

toxic relic
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fr

twin bear
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bro just lets it rip

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flatulence asmr

stuck yoke
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It's cause they clump up while I'm walking

toxic relic
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how much drag do you do down your highway that you leave skidmarks whenever you release your brown vehicle

stuck yoke
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Too much man

toxic relic
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damn

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you should get that checked

oblique stream
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terrible assdynamics

toxic relic
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fr

oblique stream
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Not professional sitting competitive

stuck yoke
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It's just like I'll be sitting there i just let one free and it soughta just clings and i gotta shake it off and like it gets everywhere

toxic relic
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dude sucks at cutting his cigars

stuck yoke
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And like when I'm standing like damn vro

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Y'all know what i mean

twin bear
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cigars mentioned

toxic relic
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arnold is a bum

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he's like a proto chud

bronze moat
toxic relic
onyx igloo
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sometimes i need joyful and whimsical music

bronze moat
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@onyx igloo you like Arc Raiders?

onyx igloo
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i havent played it

bronze moat
toxic relic
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the game looks balls

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it has that weird 80s nostalgia lines

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looks like atari

onyx igloo
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maybe
It kinda feels like I'm mooching off your paycheck though

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id rather not mooch off somebodies money, i always feel bad after

bronze moat
toxic relic
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along with the ai tools in development

toxic relic
toxic relic
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and its an extraction shooter

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yawn

bronze moat
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Yeah not a fan of extraction shooters for years.

Then helldivers hit the mark. And arc is too.

onyx igloo
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i dont really like extraction shooter games lol

toxic relic
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helldivers tired

onyx igloo
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i feel like its gonna make me rage

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i have quite a temper lmao

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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gotcha

bronze moat
onyx igloo
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that last sentence feels very alien lol

toxic relic
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ash beech

onyx igloo
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i dont get it

toxic relic
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sounds like a species of tree

bronze moat
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Typing to not say the bad words.

Called him a punk. Then word for butt. Then word similar to beech.

I had kitted out my top gear to take on a high tier enemy and I got blind sided

toxic relic
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punk ass bitch

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thats very tame

onyx igloo
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yeah i talk with a veteran on the weekends

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ive heard much worse

bronze moat
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Oh, calling someone that in Tacoma gets a person shot ๐Ÿ˜‚.

toxic relic
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is that funny

onyx igloo
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ive seen a hat called a bear crotch because it was incredibly warm

toxic relic
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free access to guns really makes people self censor

bronze moat
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Not the pew pew. The phrase. Itโ€™s taken seriously by some people

toxic relic
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lol

onyx igloo
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lmao

toxic relic
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sounds like insecure people

onyx igloo
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if i was called a punk ass bitch id just walk it off

toxic relic
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if you cant handle being called something as trivial as a bitch then

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maybe you need emotional security

onyx igloo
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i feel like its way more insulting if you make your insult funny

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im not very good at that but

toxic relic
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true

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i think english insults are very weak overall tbh

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i think only certain regions have good cusses and theyre usually mixed with other languages

onyx igloo
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language mixtures are really cool sometimes

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i mainly saw it in naming food

toxic relic
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when the tradie calls you a ratbag galah for bumping into him and spilling his flat white

onyx igloo
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what is a galah

toxic relic
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an idiot

onyx igloo
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understood

toxic relic
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its a bird

sharp rapids
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Is there anyway to avoid being torn to shreds if thereโ€™s more than one zombie behind a door

onyx igloo
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dont go into that doorway

toxic relic
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someones described me as a "wankstain too miniscule to wipe" and i appreciated it

toxic relic
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dont run in

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open the door while ready to bash then run somewhat back

sharp rapids
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Iโ€™m playing on steam deck what does space bar do Iโ€™ll need to give it a button

toxic relic
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let them come out so you dont get locked into a corner

onyx igloo
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a shit stain too encrusted to piss off

sharp rapids
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lol

toxic relic
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you havent been using spacebar

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it pushes them back

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or you can stomp on their head

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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i read wankstain as wankstein

sharp rapids
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I think R2 does that if a zombie gets too close but itโ€™s also swing meleee

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Or is that different

toxic relic
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different

onyx igloo
toxic relic
onyx igloo
toxic relic
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melee swing shove is only when theyre too close as you said

sharp rapids
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Okay thank you I will add this to my gameplay xxx

onyx igloo
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alright im done

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i should go to bed

toxic relic
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the shove button is the most op button in the game

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you dont need any weapon with it

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just shove till they fall then stomp

sharp rapids
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Thank you Iโ€™ve just added it to your ne of my back buttons gonna have a practice session using it

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One of *

bronze moat
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PS4 controller in PZ supremacy

sharp rapids
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Steam deck controls are fun once youโ€™ve got all the essentialsโ€ฆ 200 hrs in I finally started using zoom in and out ๐Ÿคฃ

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I had a spare back bumper that was assigned to d pad so itโ€™s not a compromise cz I have that already

bronze moat
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The ONLY curse of playing controller is the damn wheel for walking/crouching.

is linked to โ€œhold R stickโ€ which I regularly fumble when running or getting surrounded.

So autowalk kicks in middle of fighting 200 zeds or the wheel covers the center of the screen

bronze moat
sharp rapids
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I didnโ€™t know it was on ps4 I thought it was pc only

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Iโ€™m glad Iโ€™m used to steam deck now I wouldnโ€™t know how to play it with keyboard

bronze moat
ocean urchin
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did you know they created kentucky for pz

iron spoke
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damn I forgot this game exists

sharp rapids
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Does shove only work when thereโ€™s a zombie to shove or have I just not set it up correctly

bronze moat
sharp rapids
ocean urchin
naive belfry
sharp rapids
bronze moat
bronze moat
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I think the key bindings are in a yaml? If I can track it down, I want to delete the ability to even pull up that wheel.

sharp rapids
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Weird Iโ€™ve edited my layout so L5 is Space key but my character isnโ€™t doing it when I press it

quiet siren
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God I hate tuning my guitar up

bronze moat
quiet siren
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It's scarier than the average horror game to me

bronze moat
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You may have to be aiming in order to shove

ocean urchin
sharp rapids
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Tried that, does it work if Iโ€™m unarmed ? Alternatively I will restart my steam deck and see if that helps

oblique stream
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good luck landing for headshots with controller

frosty tulip
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Sorry late reply, yeah it's actually getting quite better surprisingly, still osteoporosis in my spine but that's reducing, my hipbone has reduced in severity enough so that part is only considered osteopenia now

oblique stream
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And giro wouldn't help much cause its still worse than a mouse at aiming for tiny heads

harsh vault
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i only play pvp

twin bear
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I literally said

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If play pvp moron

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Id*

harsh vault
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oh

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im okay

twin bear
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I've told u this

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I've been playing pvp since before u even heard of eft

harsh vault
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sure

twin bear
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Did u start playing in 2017 and testing phase

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I think not

harsh vault
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okay

twin bear
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Just accept ur not an og player

tender igloo
harsh vault
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i never said i was

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and i dont really care

twin bear
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Asks me to play then never wants too

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Wonders why i say ts i do

harsh vault
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okay

twin bear
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Our ancestors were smarter drunk

harsh vault
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truly

twin bear
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@vital marten it's almost finished

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Just have to edit it

frosty tulip
twin bear
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Nah bro

frosty tulip
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I played since the pre-pre-pre-alpha

twin bear
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I've been playing since lebron

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Was added

harsh vault
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@twin bear

twin bear
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Why did u ping me

neat moat
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go to bed vro

harsh vault
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its a cool gun modification

twin bear
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Gurt who asked u

neat moat
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I did

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I asked myself why youre up

twin bear
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And that is not cool

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Mod3 better

harsh vault
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okay

twin bear
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Gluey spawns with it now

twin bear
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Halfway there

neat moat
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the week is almost over wdym

twin bear
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Only 3 days so far

frosty tulip
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Holy fuck I've seen some of the official tarkov quests for 1.0

twin bear
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They're ass

frosty tulip
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One of the bad ending quests holy shit

harsh vault
frosty tulip
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Give Prapor 500 million rubles

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Lmao

twin bear
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Peak isn't it

harsh vault
twin bear
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Yeah

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U didn't know

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?

harsh vault
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no

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i dont look at quests beforehand

twin bear
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U keep the case that's what happens

harsh vault
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i like going into games blind instead of preparing

twin bear
frosty tulip
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The 1.0 doesn't seem good from what I've been seeing of it

twin bear
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Which ik is crazy

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Ruining it even more

frosty tulip
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Plus I expected the steam reviews to be fucking awful

twin bear
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They should be lol

frosty tulip
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Which sucks cause god damn it, Tarkov is such a good game at it's core

twin bear
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Steam version is dumbest shit

frosty tulip
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It's just been so poorly managed for years

twin bear
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Yeah

harsh vault
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i hate steam tarkov

twin bear
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Eft good game bad devs

frosty tulip
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Damn it Nikitia

neat moat
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all good games with bad devs become shit

twin bear
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and ppl will always just hate on the game cuz the devs are shitheads

neat moat
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its the way of things

twin bear
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No

oblique stream
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its good game idea

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mid game

twin bear
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Eft is still good

oblique stream
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bad devs

frosty tulip
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Bro is always trying to test the waters to see how much more greedy shit he can get away with

oblique stream
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play duckov

twin bear
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Sharp u prolly suck bro

neat moat
twin bear
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Wym

neat moat
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It will fall like all the rest

twin bear
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Nobody is quitting eft for years lil bro

neat moat
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One, youre lil bro here

frosty tulip
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I don't think it'll completely collapse for a while

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There are no real competitors

twin bear
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Not for a long while

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Not even arc raiders cuz most actual eft players like fps

oblique stream
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Arc Raiders is a competitor

neat moat
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two, eventually they will stop listening to the players and add op gear or gambling in thier game. Any way to make money. Thats when the rot consumes

twin bear
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And abi is well trash it's chinese tarkov

neat moat
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Stage 1: denial

twin bear
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They'll keep adding new toys and ignore bugs

oblique stream
#

They will just add bad game updates

neat moat
#

Exactly

twin bear
#

No i actually play the game so ik

frosty tulip
oblique stream
#

And remove content from editions of the game

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Soon enough it would be 200$ for shadow ass edition and you get a shitty gun

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thats it

twin bear
#

Difference from someone who plays and doesn't is the one who doesn't play doesn't know anything abt it but from wut their told and wut had word of mouth gotten anyone

twin bear
frosty tulip
#

To be fair, haven't played the 1.0 either. It's been a while since I played tarkov pvp

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Maybe a year

twin bear
#

It ain't worth playing

frosty tulip
#

Yeah figured

twin bear
#

Never has

neat moat
#

wait

twin bear
#

It was good before lighthouse

neat moat
#

I think this is genuine cope th

twin bear
#

How is it cope

neat moat
#

I was just joking

twin bear
#

I literally just said it's not worth

frosty tulip
#

Lmao have they still not implemented BEAR having their own friendly faction on one of the maps?

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Cause USEC has that with lighthouse

twin bear
#

Good because I'm being very literal on it not being worth the time

twin bear
#

Rogues are usec stuck there bear alrdy living in russia so they are mostly scavs and raiders since they speak the same language

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The scav usec hate is real

frosty tulip
twin bear
#

I mean it's bearable but that's for lame bear mains

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I play gods gift usec

frosty tulip
#

So it seems super bullshit USEC gets that sort of thing, but BEAR gets nothing

twin bear
#

For Josh voicr

frosty tulip
#

Lorewise I could see that, but it's still super unfair

twin bear
#

Bear has better drip

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Tbf

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But not worth playing as

twin bear
#

Bear gets shafted

frosty tulip
#

Balancing-wise, that seems like such a dumb idea for a game dev to do

twin bear
#

Rogues are also hostile to usec btw

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If u get close

frosty tulip
#

Yeah ik

twin bear
#

They just don't kos from range ofc

frosty tulip
#

Just still a massive advantage that they at least won't try to mow you down from the distance

twin bear
#

makes a huge difference ngl

#

Yeah

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Especially when they can kill u from 400m

frosty tulip
#

Cause lighthouse sucks

#

I hate it

twin bear
#

Yep

frosty tulip
#

It just feels so congested

twin bear
#

Whole map was a waste of time

frosty tulip
#

Flanking feels awful

twin bear
#

It's a fucking line

#

Like bruh

frosty tulip
#

Legit

twin bear
#

There is no tactics

frosty tulip
#

I'd actually rather take my chances and suffer on the nightmare of Streets

twin bear
#

Just good spawn or die

frosty tulip
#

That's how much I despise lighthouse

twin bear
#

Streets is actually heat low-key

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Best loot and best pvp imo

#

Just massive

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And confusing to newer ppl

frosty tulip
#

Do they still make newbies go ground zero first for 1.0 for the quests

twin bear
#

Yes

frosty tulip
#

Or did they change that

twin bear
#

Which ain't bad tbh

#

They even made a tutorial mission

frosty tulip
#

Wow, finally after how long

twin bear
#

Tarkov and tutorial fuckin insane

#

Like actuslly lmao

#

Took 10 yrs

#

Btw

frosty tulip
#

Is it even a half decent tutorial mission

twin bear
#

Yes

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Free ledx1

#

A11nd gpu

frosty tulip
#

WAT

twin bear
#

My screen so busted it likes11 ro tyoe 1e

#

Jesus

frosty tulip
#

Rip the flea market

twin bear
#

Nah u can't even do shit on there anymore btw

#

Even after unlocking it

#

It's just a bad time to play

#

As always

frosty tulip
#

They've reduced the amount of items you can sell on it?

twin bear
#

Oh by ALOT

frosty tulip
#

Lmao fuck off

twin bear
#

Also leveled locked items even further past 15

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Yep

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And ppl are playing it

frosty tulip
#

Oh I don't doubt that

twin bear
#

Glad i didn't wipe my accs cuz I'd rather farm for kappa on my pve than play shit pvp rn

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Plus spt

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Spt mogs

#

Live*

frosty tulip
#

One horrifying quest I saw someone on yt showing was you had to turn in one of the class 4 body armour suits

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But it has to be half damaged

#

Like my guy why

twin bear
#

Yeah ragman

frosty tulip
#

Classic Ragman with his bullshit quests

twin bear
#

Or stashing smth in a high traffic area and u have to sit still for 59 secs

frosty tulip
#

Isn't he the one that also makes you kill Killa 50 times?

twin bear
frosty tulip
#

Actual hell nightmare of a quest

twin bear
#

So much worse haha

twin bear
#

100 times is wut it used to be

#

Lmaoo

frosty tulip
#

Dude Jaeger pisses me off with his first quest alone

twin bear
#

And it wiped every time bte

#

So progress gone

frosty tulip
#

Once I finally find all that bullshit on interchange, I then start finding them all the time

#

Taunting me

twin bear
#

U always find items u don't need but never the ones u do

frosty tulip
#

It's like trying to find the awl for the first bathroom upgrade in hideout

twin bear
#

Oh my god the early hideout grind is ass

frosty tulip
#

It takes 10 years to find one, once you find it, suddenly you have 10 of them

twin bear
#

Also now u only can use found in raid for hideouts

#

Lmaooo9

harsh vault
#

i like usec

frosty tulip
#

Come on

harsh vault
frosty tulip
#

That is so shit

twin bear
#

Yeah first levels ye

harsh vault
#

certain stuff is and isnt found in raid

twin bear
#

Bit after

harsh vault
#

its weird

frosty tulip
#

Making it even more of a slog

harsh vault
#

john guessing game

frosty tulip
#

Fuck you Nikitia

twin bear
#

Ut rly is

candid patio
#

Apparently I look 40 but I'm not even 37 yet and that feels bad ๐Ÿ™

twin bear
#

I love tarkovs concept but it falls doen because bsg got their heads in their ass

harsh vault
#

time to grind shoreline for marked room key

frosty tulip
#

Another Snoreline grind

twin bear
#

Yessir

harsh vault
#

i love shoreline, i know every cache spawn from memory

frosty tulip
#

I really don't like Woods

twin bear
#

Sanitar finna spawn in greenhouse bushes near cottage

#

U watch

frosty tulip
#

Just because woods in any game, makes me ultra paranoid

harsh vault
frosty tulip
#

It's when my brain just starts inventing sounds for me to hear

#

I legit start to go schizophrenic

twin bear
#

Ye ik i killed him earlier

#

I'm playing rn

#

Well in hideout

harsh vault
#

imagine playing tarkov

twin bear
#

Especially with rain

frosty tulip
#

Back when I played, Interchange was my jam

harsh vault
frosty tulip
#

Loved that map

twin bear
#

Literally

bronze moat
twin bear
#

But then never find bro cuz he's hiding in his garage

frosty tulip
#

Quickly trying to haul my ass to Tech to see if I can quickly score any GPUs

twin bear
#

Oh man

#

It was so good

frosty tulip
#

Then making sure to check Ghetto Tech

harsh vault
#

i dont like how kaban has a million op people following him, its so hard to kill

twin bear
#

Grenades

bronze moat
harsh vault
#

whats that

frosty tulip
#

I found Duckov alright-ish

#

Definitely seems overhyped as hell

harsh vault
#

oh right

twin bear
#

It's a chill game

#

Can't deny thay

harsh vault
#

scav

#

join the vc

twin bear
frosty tulip
twin bear
#

Same hr0

#

Bro*

frosty tulip
#

The demo was impressive

#

Had plenty of issues but god damn, felt solid

twin bear
#

And no fwostie sorry I'm too drunk

harsh vault
#

ah

#

knew it

frosty tulip
#

One funny thing actually

harsh vault
#

you didnt say floofie again

frosty tulip
#

I find Stardew Valley more stressful than playing Tarkov

twin bear
frosty tulip
#

That's how much I ruin Stardew for myself

twin bear
#

Like respect to the dev

#

He doing s great job

frosty tulip
#

I put myself into so many time constraints

#

Gotta make sure to plant these crops here, fish that day, go to the mines until afternoon etc

twin bear
#

I'm copying some of bros workflow for my game

frosty tulip
#

I ruin that game for myself

twin bear
#

Haha

#

Stardew idk how to play it ngl

#

Loaded in and made my guys name the chest ID

#

Lmao

#

Did u know everytime someone says ur name u get that item

frosty tulip
harsh vault
#

im going to find a dorms marked key, a bitcoin, and a bagillion moni in one house on shoreline trust

frosty tulip
#

Love how brutal that is

twin bear
#

Been waiting for so long

#

And it was worth the wait

#

Shit didn't even rly wait long tbh

#

Compared to other devs

harsh vault
twin bear
#

With way more money and resources

#

No vostok

harsh vault
#

oh

twin bear
#

They also fixed the ai footsteps now so u can actually hear enemies

#

Yipeee

#

Well he*

frosty tulip
#

I hope eventually he fixed the maps up so they aren't just an empty void outside the map bounds

#

You just stare in the distance as the ground suddenly no longer exists

twin bear
#

Yeah same but i know bros gonna coom

#

Cook*

#

Just a matter of time

frosty tulip
#

Hes gonna coom

#

Lmao

twin bear
#

๐Ÿ˜ญ

#

Fat fingers

#

I swear

#

M is under K

#

Frfr it was a misinput

frosty tulip
#

I'm also hyped for Pigface

#

It's looking good so far

twin bear
#

Pigface? Sounds cool

#

I was interested in this game called twisted tower a bit ngl

frosty tulip
#

I might get news tower since it just came out

#

RP as the man, the myth, the legend

#

J Jonah Jameson

twin bear
#

So many good games being made

#

It's nice to know indie devs and shit will always be making amazing titles

frosty tulip
#

I hope the newspaper in that game is a weekly thing

twin bear
#

If it wasn't for cruelty squad I'd still be playing my slop ganes

#

Sane with quasi

frosty tulip
#

Cause I wanna call mine "The Daily Bugle"

#

Even though it's a weekly newspaper

#

Confuse the fuck out of my readers

twin bear
#

Let them try to sue

frosty tulip
#

Sony? Notorious for having terrible lawyers

#

Just like Nintendo, right?

#

They'd never get me

#

Just like how they haven't gotten my card shop in TCG card shop sim

#

"Official Nintondo of America"

twin bear
#

TCG is fun and i normally dont play those games

#

It's strange cuz the models are wack but the gameplay is fun

frosty tulip
#

My good sir, we don't sell Pokรฉmon here

#

We sell Pokรฉman here

twin bear
#

Pokemain

#

Or wtv the fuck her name is

#

Is she even still popular lol

frosty tulip
#

Ah good find sir, a holo Bikachu

twin bear
#

I low-key love opening my own packs i should be sellling

frosty tulip
#

Bruh that's the whole game

#

I have a cashier doing the register

twin bear
#

Fr collecting cards is basically all i do haha

frosty tulip
#

Meanwhile I'm goblin squatting in a corner, unboxing pack after pack

#

Full view of the customers

twin bear
#

I mean shit the mtg shop I used too go to did that

#

Owner opened his own stock all the time and we loved it

frosty tulip
#

The game does a good job of showing how you shouldn't get addicted to unboxing Pokรฉmon booster packs

#

Cause holy shit

twin bear
#

It was hype when we got a rly rare card (mtg losing value sadly

frosty tulip
#

You will get a 6 cent card at best irl

twin bear
#

Yeah it's ass

#

Went from decks having same value as the primary market

#

To being secondary prices lmaoo

#

Used price but it's brand new

#

Fucking cooked mtg is

karmic jetty
signal portal
#

damn

#

no image perms

toxic relic
#

im glad your health is improving

#

i hope it stays that way

twin bear
#

Hey tartan getting better hell yeah brother

twin bear
rotund sleet
#

Reminds me of determination memes

twin bear
#

I have hope but not gonna glaze the idea of hl3 coming out anytime soon tbh

#

Still i have hope for it

livid notch
#

Something like half life 2: burnt skies or something will come out

#

Never half life 3

twin bear
#

Also l1ght I'm making a dooty and freedom animation where they just prank eachother

#

Hopefully it's decent

rotund sleet
livid notch
#

Duty? Involving in something fun?

twin bear
#

I'm sorry but i love spelling duty like that

#

Lmao real

livid notch
#

Impossible

twin bear
#

Duty? Fun? What mod is this ong

#

Duty low-key fun to play as tho

#

Ngl

#

Better gear and quests

livid notch
#

See how I predict the future

twin bear
#

Half life 2 on wii

#

Imagine lmao

#

The Wii ports were crazy

livid notch
twin bear
#

Merc is great option

#

I mostly play monolith ๐Ÿฅ€

#

I'm a loser lol

livid notch
twin bear
#

Best part of gamma and anomaly is u can just play as the cool factions u can't in the og games

livid notch
#

Exactly

twin bear
# livid notch

Bro i saw someone sculpting the monolith put of eva foam

livid notch
#

Plus being monolith is just stalker in hardcore mode

twin bear
#

It was so peak

#

Yeah real

#

It's rly hard haha

#

Everyone hates us for a reason tho can't deny

livid notch
#

Real hardcore is the zombie faction

twin bear
#

Oh no

#

Not the zombies thay shit is impossible i swearr

livid notch
#

No traders, gotta do everything and find everything yourself

twin bear
#

Barely made it outta yantar

#

Yeah it's a slog

#

Basically ultimate survival mode

#

Is pretty cool playstyle tho

paper hull
#

If not triple

harsh vault
#

my internet hates tarkov

#

try not to packet loss impossible

twin bear
#

Yeah it barely ran the simple ports like cod and prince of persia

#

Shit prolly even quadruple since its physics based

karmic jetty
#

wii wii wii

#

chat i need a tv type show

toxic relic
#

bojack

karmic jetty
#

other than sad white man but horse

toxic relic
#

uhh mr inbetween

karmic jetty
#

other than that

toxic relic
#

charite

karmic jetty
#

ur making up words

toxic relic
#

no sir

#

charite is a german hospital the series is about it in different time periods

#

19th century, ww2, cold war

karmic jetty
#

zzzz i dont like war stuff

toxic relic
#

the ww2 one is peak and the cold war one is good as far as ive seen

#

its not about war

#

its about hospitak

karmic jetty
#

i hate hospitals!!

toxic relic
#

the war is just setting

gaunt stratus
#

Guys

toxic relic
#

bruh

gaunt stratus
#

Are there any mods for B41

toxic relic
#

what about the pitt

#

its about an er room

karmic jetty
#

thats also hospital

gaunt stratus
#

That gives options to make outdoor lighting?

karmic jetty
#

tupid

gaunt stratus
#

Flashlights are annoyingly rare

toxic relic
gaunt stratus
#

Especially in extremely rare settings

karmic jetty
#

im just gonna watch yt then

toxic relic
#

no no

#

wait

karmic jetty
#

i need a tv type show other that it welcome to derry

#

or my cartoons

toxic relic
#

what genre you like

karmic jetty
#

uhh

toxic relic
#

what about adolescence

karmic jetty
#

isnt that the show where its all one long take

toxic relic
#

yeah but thats not the best part

#

its a good show besides that

#

either that or uhh carol and the end of the world

karmic jetty
#

hmmmmmm too real

#

OOOH

#

i know that one

toxic relic
#

peak

#

its fun slice of life bittersweet

karmic jetty
#

dont think its on my streaming stuff tho

toxic relic
#

piracy pain

#

uhh you use hbo right?

karmic jetty
#

yes

#

is where i watch cartoons

toxic relic
#

have you watched the rehearsal

karmic jetty
#

no

toxic relic
#

its on hbo

karmic jetty
#

whats it about

toxic relic
#

yikes

#

its hard to describe

#

on the surface its about a guy that "helps" people with their problems by setting up immersive simulations [real life sims] of said problem

#

and roleplaying all the outcomes

karmic jetty
#

is this horror