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yessir
depends
Uh huh not an alcoholic
sober up with kebab
kebab man i wanna eat more of those
it does help to eat carbo rich foods
yessir
soak up the alcohol
bread bro
bread and rice
a cheese method
Just chug a bottle of water
rice when drunk is peak
youll throw up
u can eat a shit ton and feels good
So?
water amps the feeling btw
real
u will get worse
exactly
it just makes you nauseous and dizzy
everyone should love rice
Schlawg hangovers mostly come from dehydration
dumb asses drinking ice cold water
how do you hydrate if youve never drunk
Barely counts but yeah and this is the scientific reasoning behind hangovers
duh
if u feel dehydrated take a break and eat, soups work well if theyre thick
and dip flat bread
drank
just get me a blue gaterade
i tried
real
blue gaterade save my life
gaterade is a god send sometimes
powerade or gatorade

powerade is good but gaterade is better
fr
Y'all bodies be failing 
i wonder why ppl think them saying that will make it stop lmao
Healthyness is good for the body and mind
Tbf fartass is an old man
i am an old man
it never works
His body is resilient
i think younger people swung too far to the other side of drinking and vices
thats why i dont ask
now its "any alcohol is sinful and drugs are going to ruin your body"
we went from sneaking beers to sneaking vapes and shit
๐ถ
smh
vapes look fucking stupid
if your gonna do something stupid make it look cool and smoke a cig
AHAHAH fr "let me tell you how bad beer is while i suck on a lithium battery like a baby with his bottle"
Just smoke cigarettes at this point
I grew up with parents who smoked alot and drunk alot i don't want to turn out like them lol
same as those alpha grindset guys that tell you how bad carbs are then snort a line of coke
Just play with a slinki like i do
yeah that tracks
shill health and buzzballs at the same time
Cause I'm gangster
i got a slinki in my pan-
trouser snake
tunnel snakes refrence omg (ok ill stop glazing fallout
buzzballs are so fucking stupid lmao
they are
and taste like SHIT
4 loko is wut i drink if i wanna party
1 can aint enough 2 too many
my mom was making fun of them
"did the lady who created these model them after her boobs?"
quoted lmao
shooting the meat pistol at the porcelain firing range
throw buzzballs like rocks
Lowkey people don't realise just how bad addictions are and how easy it is to get the positive effects from them via other sources
filling the porcelain well with the golden elixir
fr
Tfs a buzzball
me when me when sex then burn
haha
an american thing
those who know
Ah
forgot to finish my sentence
im terrified of stds
we can make decent liquor but when it comes to actualy tasty stuff we cant cook rly
I gotta get tested for stds
not enough bro
the amount of times i got scared after a one night stand
not enough
Never did
HAHAH
one guy asked me to go get tested with him before hand
does anybody else wake up from dreams almost always at 5 am
Isn't american liquor some of the worse in the world?
It's yo internal clock telling you to wake up
So wake up and get yo day started
i have to wake up at 5 to have time to myself in the morning
but i end up waking up at 6
so i have none
Skillet of thems issues
how old r u
17
uncle
"Googoo gaga where cocomelon" -you 2024
2025
im 16
@bronze moat my little dog had rotten teeth surgically removed yesterday and she just made a sad long groan like she's in pain and it made me think of you
sean how old are u again? ur like 18 right
thats smart ngl
testing aint ever a bad idea
I played Arc Raiders last night from 10:30 pm to 7 a.m. I clock in at work at 1 p.m. with about an hour long commute to work.
Sleep? Nah.
shit i aint slept in like two and a half days
Sorry for doggo! Luckily she gets new teeth.
hope ur doggy recovers soon friend
17
No, they just sewed up the hole in her gums where the teeth were. She still has plenty left though
ah u sound older than u are
how much does it cost to test
ngl haha
Seattle has free testing sites all over town.
Lotta folks get tested monthly
test what
std
oh stds
Man I thought you were an adult now I gotta stop talking to you
lmao
im glad im not sleeping around no more
Free in SOME states in America. My state is free
PA supports free tests at least the clinic here in town does
Yup. They all do.
i will never stop playing gmod with bro
Can also donate blood for $50 to $100 a month!
I get $200 for my tasty blood tho. High demand from the vampires ๐ง
i got so many 18 17 yr old friends on video games all my adult friends play tarkov and stupid games
nobody wants my blood
its got adderall in it
Iโm 50. Rolling with whomever can keep up in games.
Iโm Jane Helldiver in Helldivers ๐
p sure im just unhealthy as fuck tho tbf
I was 16 once
You are like not old though
I'm an old ass man
See you could have gone to school with Sean that's not weird
I'm old enough to be his father
Samesie
what yall think i should make for kebab cuz i keep hearing it and now require peak
need to eat ts again
doner kebab
trust me
that does look good
hows the flavor it seems savory
i also wanna try an all veggie one, just dont know if ill use generic bell peppers or not
oh nice, ill check out some recipes for seasoning cuz i suck at it
yeah btw
you might need to google some substitutes
but its stuff i usually have in my cabinets
so
I didn't know scav like the legion
yeah some of the stuff i cant get unless i ordere
sleepy cant read
or its bait
pls dont be bait
i ordered hungarian sweet peppers
What is bait
i literallt HATE slavery
I ain't no fisher men
All I caught is snapping turtles
with my hungarian sweet paprika
they fun to catch
from a guy named szeged i dont know
the shit my dad be blasting in his truck when i hop in:
ball
i like du hast
killswitch is a classic
du hast aint bad my taste in music pretty all over ngl
i like clasical metal rap
old country
real country btw not that derral dixon shit
or wtv his name is
kind of funny to listen to tho
i have had quite a mixture of music in my life
its nicing haveing mixed taste
my dads heavy metal
my grandpas classic country
my moms pop music lmao
https://open.spotify.com/track/6nnacTL5on2aVsRhVDNUSo=4a93abc572aa49f6
(no embed perms (yet)
it doesnt get stale when u can switch genres
(imagine embed of ttfaf)
i like music :3
delete after ?
trust me
u dont wanna dox urself
everybody wants to rule the world
?si
welcome to your life
gotta to use discord
even while we sleep
such a good song
peak
come as you are
are my eyes bad af or does this look like "tan 20"
i just got recommended a reggae mix lmao
DUDE I KNOW THIS ONE
is it good tho
@harsh vault gonna wipe it but only if u play
๐ญ dual use
have you listened to the jubalaires
ofc
reggae good
yes
https://youtu.be/yBhxMb5MoUQ?list=RDyBhxMb5MoUQ its so peak
it needs the tires of a chevy express squealing very important
yeah i like this
think ill be downloading it
and now for something a lillll bit different
wipe deez nuts
gotten gotten

if u wiped the right way u wouldnt need to wipe those bro ๐ญ
no
I don't do that and i still get shid on my nards ๐ โ
Rn i got dookie on my nards
๐ how
how big are your butt burritos brother
They dangle too much
how explosive are your sharts
and how sloppy do be u pooping
fr
It's cause they clump up while I'm walking
how much drag do you do down your highway that you leave skidmarks whenever you release your brown vehicle
Too much man
terrible assdynamics
fr
Not professional sitting competitive
It's just like I'll be sitting there i just let one free and it soughta just clings and i gotta shake it off and like it gets everywhere
dude sucks at cutting his cigars
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.
Tell me in the comment if you like my cover of PilotRedSun music.
My instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lart_aignee/
My soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lart_aignee
sometimes i need joyful and whimsical music
@onyx igloo you like Arc Raiders?
i havent played it
Ok lemme know. U want copy?
maybe
It kinda feels like I'm mooching off your paycheck though
id rather not mooch off somebodies money, i always feel bad after
Game looks phenomenal. Dunno what game yer meaning
along with the ai tools in development
the logo bruh
Is a give-away.
Yeah not a fan of extraction shooters for years.
Then helldivers hit the mark. And arc is too.
i dont really like extraction shooter games lol
helldivers 
Then no worries!
My spiffo plushie give-way is coming soon too
gotcha
Oh, I cussed out a dude HARD last night when I got merced.
Called in a Lunk ash beech and all. I was MAD
that last sentence feels very alien lol
ash beech
i dont get it
sounds like a species of tree
Typing to not say the bad words.
Called him a punk. Then word for butt. Then word similar to beech.
I had kitted out my top gear to take on a high tier enemy and I got blind sided
Oh, calling someone that in Tacoma gets a person shot ๐.
is that funny
ive seen a hat called a bear crotch because it was incredibly warm
free access to guns really makes people self censor
Not the pew pew. The phrase. Itโs taken seriously by some people
lol
lmao
sounds like insecure people
if i was called a punk ass bitch id just walk it off
if you cant handle being called something as trivial as a bitch then
maybe you need emotional security
i feel like its way more insulting if you make your insult funny
im not very good at that but
true
i think english insults are very weak overall tbh
i think only certain regions have good cusses and theyre usually mixed with other languages
when the tradie calls you a ratbag galah for bumping into him and spilling his flat white
what is a galah
an idiot
understood
its a bird
Is there anyway to avoid being torn to shreds if thereโs more than one zombie behind a door
dont go into that doorway
someones described me as a "wankstain too miniscule to wipe" and i appreciated it
spacebar
dont run in
open the door while ready to bash then run somewhat back
Iโm playing on steam deck what does space bar do Iโll need to give it a button
let them come out so you dont get locked into a corner
a shit stain too encrusted to piss off
bruh
lol
i read wankstain as wankstein
I think R2 does that if a zombie gets too close but itโs also swing meleee
Or is that different
different
wankstein
professional at the sperm bank
spacebar is a dedicated shove button
the taste tester lmao
melee swing shove is only when theyre too close as you said
Okay thank you I will add this to my gameplay xxx
the shove button is the most op button in the game
you dont need any weapon with it
just shove till they fall then stomp
Space = shove, right?
Thank you Iโve just added it to your ne of my back buttons gonna have a practice session using it
One of *
PS4 controller in PZ supremacy
Steam deck controls are fun once youโve got all the essentialsโฆ 200 hrs in I finally started using zoom in and out ๐คฃ
I had a spare back bumper that was assigned to d pad so itโs not a compromise cz I have that already
The ONLY curse of playing controller is the damn wheel for walking/crouching.
is linked to โhold R stickโ which I regularly fumble when running or getting surrounded.
So autowalk kicks in middle of fighting 200 zeds or the wheel covers the center of the screen
I play with a PS4. 4,000 hours. I hate keyboard and mouse games
I didnโt know it was on ps4 I thought it was pc only
Iโm glad Iโm used to steam deck now I wouldnโt know how to play it with keyboard
Steam supports all controllers. PS4 is my preference
did you know they created kentucky for pz
damn I forgot this game exists
Does shove only work when thereโs a zombie to shove or have I just not set it up correctly
Zombies are REAL. Kentucky is not
Oh ofc I was being dumb
kentucky is not real
I think it's da other way
I have it set to l stick click but I have the same issue where it brings up the nav wheel when I panic in combat and accidentally press one of the touch pads
Yeah it sucks. Iโve died 3 times from it cause the nav wheel covers the player.
Poof. Ded
I think the key bindings are in a yaml? If I can track it down, I want to delete the ability to even pull up that wheel.
Weird Iโve edited my layout so L5 is Space key but my character isnโt doing it when I press it
God I hate tuning my guitar up
Walk and then push the button and see what happens
It's scarier than the average horror game to me
You may have to be aiming in order to shove
stop beating zombies on the head with it then
Tried that, does it work if Iโm unarmed ? Alternatively I will restart my steam deck and see if that helps
and the new aiming system
good luck landing for headshots with controller
Sorry late reply, yeah it's actually getting quite better surprisingly, still osteoporosis in my spine but that's reducing, my hipbone has reduced in severity enough so that part is only considered osteopenia now
And giro wouldn't help much cause its still worse than a mouse at aiming for tiny heads
im okay
i only play pvp
sure
okay
Just accept ur not an og player
You should be able to shove regardless if you have a weapon equipped or not
okay
Our ancestors were smarter 
truly
I actually played EFT since before u were born loser
Nah bro
I played since the pre-pre-pre-alpha
@twin bear
go to bed vro
its a cool gun modification
Gurt who asked u
okay
Gluey spawns with it now
I'm up and will be up until i reach the entire week
Halfway there
the week is almost over wdym
Only 3 days so far
Holy fuck I've seen some of the official tarkov quests for 1.0
They're ass
One of the bad ending quests holy shit
pretty long innit
Peak isn't it
thats bad ending?
U keep the case that's what happens
i like going into games blind instead of preparing
They somehow ruined the game more
The 1.0 doesn't seem good from what I've been seeing of it
Plus I expected the steam reviews to be fucking awful
gay wof
They should be lol
Which sucks cause god damn it, Tarkov is such a good game at it's core
Steam version is dumbest shit
It's just been so poorly managed for years
Yeah
i hate steam tarkov
Eft good game bad devs
Damn it Nikitia
all good games with bad devs become shit
and ppl will always just hate on the game cuz the devs are shitheads
its the way of things
No
Eft is still good
bad devs
Bro is always trying to test the waters to see how much more greedy shit he can get away with
play duckov
Sharp u prolly suck bro
Not for long it is
Wym
It will fall like all the rest
Nobody is quitting eft for years lil bro
One, youre lil bro here
Arc Raiders is a competitor
two, eventually they will stop listening to the players and add op gear or gambling in thier game. Any way to make money. Thats when the rot consumes
And abi is well trash it's chinese tarkov
No
Not even close lol
Stage 1: denial
They'll keep adding new toys and ignore bugs
They will just add bad game updates
Exactly
No i actually play the game so ik
Not enough to destroy Tarkov, it's also an extraction shooter sure, but plenty of tarkov players like the hardcore aspects of tarkov which arc raiders doesn't offer
And remove content from editions of the game
Soon enough it would be 200$ for shadow ass edition and you get a shitty gun
thats it
Difference from someone who plays and doesn't is the one who doesn't play doesn't know anything abt it but from wut their told and wut had word of mouth gotten anyone
Tell me u never played eft without telling me
To be fair, haven't played the 1.0 either. It's been a while since I played tarkov pvp
Maybe a year
It ain't worth playing
Yeah figured
Never has
wait
It was good before lighthouse
I think this is genuine cope th
How is it cope
I was just joking
I literally just said it's not worth
Lmao have they still not implemented BEAR having their own friendly faction on one of the maps?
Cause USEC has that with lighthouse
Good because I'm being very literal on it not being worth the time
Lore wise it doesn't make sense to do so tbf
Rogues are usec stuck there bear alrdy living in russia so they are mostly scavs and raiders since they speak the same language
The scav usec hate is real
I don't think that matters much tbh, cause it's a massive unfair advantage, Lighthouse is a fucking shithole especially when you're BEAR
So it seems super bullshit USEC gets that sort of thing, but BEAR gets nothing
For Josh voicr
Lorewise I could see that, but it's still super unfair
It is sadly
Bear gets shafted
Balancing-wise, that seems like such a dumb idea for a game dev to do
Yeah ik
They just don't kos from range ofc
Just still a massive advantage that they at least won't try to mow you down from the distance
Yep
It just feels so congested
Whole map was a waste of time
Flanking feels awful
Legit
There is no tactics
I'd actually rather take my chances and suffer on the nightmare of Streets
Just good spawn or die
That's how much I despise lighthouse
Streets is actually heat low-key
Best loot and best pvp imo
Just massive
And confusing to newer ppl
Do they still make newbies go ground zero first for 1.0 for the quests
Yes
Or did they change that
Wow, finally after how long
Is it even a half decent tutorial mission
WAT
Rip the flea market
Nah u can't even do shit on there anymore btw
Even after unlocking it
It's just a bad time to play
As always
They've reduced the amount of items you can sell on it?
Oh by ALOT
Lmao fuck off
Oh I don't doubt that
Glad i didn't wipe my accs cuz I'd rather farm for kappa on my pve than play shit pvp rn
Plus spt
Spt mogs
Live*
One horrifying quest I saw someone on yt showing was you had to turn in one of the class 4 body armour suits
But it has to be half damaged
Like my guy why
Yeah ragman
Classic Ragman with his bullshit quests
Or stashing smth in a high traffic area and u have to sit still for 59 secs
Isn't he the one that also makes you kill Killa 50 times?
Ngl jeager worse 1
Actual hell nightmare of a quest
So much worse haha
Ultra yeah
100 times is wut it used to be
Lmaoo
Dude Jaeger pisses me off with his first quest alone
Once I finally find all that bullshit on interchange, I then start finding them all the time
Taunting me
U always find items u don't need but never the ones u do
It's like trying to find the awl for the first bathroom upgrade in hideout
Oh my god the early hideout grind is ass
It takes 10 years to find one, once you find it, suddenly you have 10 of them
i like usec
Oh actually fuck off
Come on
except the first levels
That is so shit
Yeah first levels ye
certain stuff is and isnt found in raid
Bit after
its weird
Making it even more of a slog
john guessing game
Fuck you Nikitia
Ut rly is
Apparently I look 40 but I'm not even 37 yet and that feels bad ๐
I love tarkovs concept but it falls doen because bsg got their heads in their ass
time to grind shoreline for marked room key
Another Snoreline grind
Yessir
i love shoreline, i know every cache spawn from memory
I really don't like Woods
Just because woods in any game, makes me ultra paranoid
glukhar spawns at weather station now
It's when my brain just starts inventing sounds for me to hear
I legit start to go schizophrenic
imagine playing tarkov
This is me on streets
Especially with rain
Back when I played, Interchange was my jam
9 times out of 10, you will probably hear kaban
Loved that map
Literally
BOOPS!
But then never find bro cuz he's hiding in his garage
Quickly trying to haul my ass to Tech to see if I can quickly score any GPUs
Then making sure to check Ghetto Tech
i dont like how kaban has a million op people following him, its so hard to kill
Grenades
Imagine playing Duckov
whats that
oh right
I wanna get it but not cuz imma play it all day but smth i can take a break fron tarkov on lmaoo
The main extraction shooter I'm waiting for is Vostok
And no fwostie sorry I'm too drunk
One funny thing actually
you didnt say floofie again
I find Stardew Valley more stressful than playing Tarkov
Issues yeah but godot? Like dude it's insannee
That's how much I ruin Stardew for myself
I put myself into so many time constraints
Gotta make sure to plant these crops here, fish that day, go to the mines until afternoon etc
I'm copying some of bros workflow for my game
I ruin that game for myself
Haha
Stardew idk how to play it ngl
Loaded in and made my guys name the chest ID
Lmao
Did u know everytime someone says ur name u get that item
Yeah, I do like how the really good loot areas are so fucked though, you lose everything including all your progress if ya die there
im going to find a dorms marked key, a bitcoin, and a bagillion moni in one house on shoreline trust
Love how brutal that is
Also hideout furniture update lets fucking gooo
Been waiting for so long
And it was worth the wait
Shit didn't even rly wait long tbh
Compared to other devs
wait tarkov?
oh
I hope eventually he fixed the maps up so they aren't just an empty void outside the map bounds
You just stare in the distance as the ground suddenly no longer exists
I might get news tower since it just came out
RP as the man, the myth, the legend
J Jonah Jameson
So many good games being made
It's nice to know indie devs and shit will always be making amazing titles
I hope the newspaper in that game is a weekly thing
Cause I wanna call mine "The Daily Bugle"
Even though it's a weekly newspaper
Confuse the fuck out of my readers
Let them try to sue
Sony? Notorious for having terrible lawyers
Just like Nintendo, right?
They'd never get me
Just like how they haven't gotten my card shop in TCG card shop sim
"Official Nintondo of America"
TCG is fun and i normally dont play those games
It's strange cuz the models are wack but the gameplay is fun
Ah good find sir, a holo Bikachu
I low-key love opening my own packs i should be sellling
Fr collecting cards is basically all i do haha
Meanwhile I'm goblin squatting in a corner, unboxing pack after pack
Full view of the customers
I mean shit the mtg shop I used too go to did that
Owner opened his own stock all the time and we loved it
The game does a good job of showing how you shouldn't get addicted to unboxing Pokรฉmon booster packs
Cause holy shit
It was hype when we got a rly rare card (mtg losing value sadly
You will get a 6 cent card at best irl
Yeah it's ass
Went from decks having same value as the primary market
To being secondary prices lmaoo
Used price but it's brand new
Fucking cooked mtg is

Funny crowbar man
holy shit man thats great
im glad your health is improving
i hope it stays that way
Hey tartan getting better hell yeah brother
Hey it's copium man!
I have hope but not gonna glaze the idea of hl3 coming out anytime soon tbh
Still i have hope for it
Something like half life 2: burnt skies or something will come out
Never half life 3
Also l1ght I'm making a dooty and freedom animation where they just prank eachother
Hopefully it's decent
Half life 2 rtx edition ๐ญ
Duty? Involving in something fun?
Impossible
Duty? Fun? What mod is this ong
Duty low-key fun to play as tho
Ngl
Better gear and quests
'after 21 years of half life 2's release, we would proudly announce half life 2 on ps5'
See how I predict the future
If you want better gear just go merc
Best part of gamma and anomaly is u can just play as the cool factions u can't in the og games
Exactly
Bro i saw someone sculpting the monolith put of eva foam
Plus being monolith is just stalker in hardcore mode
It was so peak
Yeah real
It's rly hard haha
Everyone hates us for a reason tho can't deny
Real hardcore is the zombie faction
No traders, gotta do everything and find everything yourself
Barely made it outta yantar
Yeah it's a slog
Basically ultimate survival mode
Is pretty cool playstyle tho
The Wii would need almost double the ram to run it
If not triple
Yeah it barely ran the simple ports like cod and prince of persia
Shit prolly even quadruple since its physics based
bojack
other than sad white man but horse
uhh mr inbetween
other than that
charite
no sir
charite is a german hospital the series is about it in different time periods
19th century, ww2, cold war
zzzz i dont like war stuff
the ww2 one is peak and the cold war one is good as far as ive seen
its not about war
its about hospitak
i hate hospitals!!
the war is just setting
Guys
bruh
Are there any mods for B41
thats also hospital
That gives options to make outdoor lighting?
tupid
Flashlights are annoyingly rare
check workshop
#pz_b41_chat
Especially in extremely rare settings
im just gonna watch yt then
what genre you like
what about adolescence
isnt that the show where its all one long take
yeah but thats not the best part
its a good show besides that
either that or uhh carol and the end of the world
dont think its on my streaming stuff tho
have you watched the rehearsal
no
its on hbo
whats it about




