general_chat

[twin bear]

Insane what they did

[toxic relic]

bruh

[twin bear]

Does floof know

[harsh vault]

maybe i dont

did they

[stuck yoke]

Historically white people are evil

[twin bear]

What

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

Wait yes nvm

Classified as white

[stuck yoke]

They colonised half the world for like spices and shit

[harsh vault]

oh rhodesia did win

[stuck yoke]

Why can't they cook

TELL ME

[harsh vault]

british

[twin bear]

Don't forget Egypt

[harsh vault]

people

[toxic relic]

they used the spices for money instead of food

[twin bear]

Slaves since before the dawn of time

[toxic relic]

capitalism

[twin bear]

And real

Spice is money

[harsh vault]

british people couldnt cook, so india gave them the good stuff back in the 1800s

[twin bear]

Dune ref!?!?

Omg

[toxic relic]

thats not a good argument

rome and greece also kept slaves, sparta ran on slave class

[twin bear]

No i mean we made them slaves

When we showed up

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

rome

[spiral condor]

witch they never useee

[twin bear]

I won't deny the white devil

[toxic relic]

rome fucked egypt so hard

[stuck yoke]

White people are evil!!

[twin bear]

Yes i am

[harsh vault]

they prefer their tomato

and uh

beans

[spiral condor]

and stale beef

[harsh vault]

atleast i pass the vibe check in most balkan countries

[twin bear]

They could have done anything BUT destroying their entire civilization

[toxic relic]

you dont

[harsh vault]

i can speak half of their languages

[twin bear]

I def don't

[stuck yoke]

y'all focusing too much on a complicated goal do something simple to focus on like how we are in a techno fascist society

[toxic relic]

doesnt matter

[twin bear]

That don't mean shit

[harsh vault]

im just john balkan

[twin bear]

I know some korean but u think I pass nk vibe check

[stuck yoke]

And there's easy ways to make a techno fascist society end

[twin bear]

Hell no

[strange spruce]

Floofie truth be tols

If you went to the balkans youd probably get mugged by a skinhesd

[stuck yoke]

Just like Fight back

[twin bear]

It's called capitalism

[toxic relic]

as a balkan lad i dont claim your "vibe check"

[harsh vault]

my neck hurts

[stuck yoke]

It's come from capitalism

[toxic relic]

HAHHAHA real

[abstract slate]

new idea: just start killin fascists

[twin bear]

Doni pass the white boy vibe check

Ok kidd

[stuck yoke]

Exactly

[harsh vault]

what is happening in this chat again?

[stuck yoke]

Chat would you rather

[twin bear]

Go change ur bio to i hate fascists

[stuck yoke]

Live in north korea or the usa

[twin bear]

Raise awareness

Is this rage bait

Or do u wanna starve

And be silenced for having wifi

[stuck yoke]

Which one are you talking about?

[strange spruce]

Duh usa

[twin bear]

We are not evolving bro i swear

Fr

[harsh vault]

i want to live in ukraine

[twin bear]

What

[toxic relic]

ok bud

[stuck yoke]

I'd live in north korea

[strange spruce]

Enjoy being bombed

[twin bear]

U would be discriminated against there bro

[toxic relic]

insane

[young kelp]

live here instead and be part of the typhoon barrier

[toxic relic]

lord we gotta keep that in the balkan chats

[harsh vault]

then i will live in romania

[toxic relic]

you cant

[stuck yoke]

No i wouldn't

[toxic relic]

you're not allowed to live close to me

[strange spruce]

I know a romanian

[toxic relic]

or my family

[strange spruce]

Trust me

[spiral condor]

wait till the russian seperation of 2027

then it should be fine

[strange spruce]

You would not want to be there

[harsh vault]

im living in romania

[toxic relic]

DONT

[stuck yoke]

Why the hell would anyone want to live in the usa? 😭

[twin bear]

U living in lala land

[harsh vault]

you cant stop me

[strange spruce]

Oh youre a romanian

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[twin bear]

We always on yo mind

Its ok bbg

[strange spruce]

That makes two romanians i know

[harsh vault]

fine i will stay in canada

[toxic relic]

no but my uncles farm is near ruse

[spiral condor]

im from california

[strange spruce]

Ahhhh

[toxic relic]

its just on the border

literally on the danube its great

[stuck yoke]

Vro obviously the evil death country that's boutta kill me is on my mind

[twin bear]

What's the good weather like there

[strange spruce]

I see i see

[toxic relic]

where

[harsh vault]

bulgaria must suck in 2029

[twin bear]

Do u have oil? If not ur not worth our time

Unless tiktokers say ur conflict is horrible and u need help

[harsh vault]

im predicting the balkan-sino war

[toxic relic]

bruh

thats the next election year

[stuck yoke]

Y'all president doesn't gaf

[twin bear]

Where u currently reside

[toxic relic]

oh well

im in the airport rn

[twin bear]

Bruh ur not american idk if u should speak of politics

[harsh vault]

why

[twin bear]

Also prolly a minor

[stuck yoke]

I'm ready to be a solider to fight the us

[toxic relic]

im visiting family

[harsh vault]

did you have fun

[twin bear]

I'm ready to hear something worth ingesting

[toxic relic]

im going to them now

not returning

[harsh vault]

oh

goodluck then

[toxic relic]

ok

[twin bear]

Hope y'all eat some good food

I love food

[harsh vault]

i wish i had good food

[stuck yoke]

When the conscriptions come I'll be on the front line I'm like the perfect age

[strange spruce]

Learn to cook some good food den

[twin bear]

U need to go outside or stop reading twitter

Ngl

[stuck yoke]

Actually i probably wouldn't be on the front lines

[toxic relic]

of course

[harsh vault]

who?

[twin bear]

I am being rage baited lol

[stuck yoke]

I'm don't touch twitter and most my hobbies are outdoor hobbies

[twin bear]

🗣️ making flat bread as we speak

[stuck yoke]

Lowkey I'd probably be working for the navy or someshit as a engineer

[twin bear]

Then why do u speak like u dont talk to ppl more

[harsh vault]

i want to work at taco bell

[twin bear]

Or are u genuinely in a place where the us is gonna invade

[strange spruce]

No you dont

[twin bear]

Cuz if so then sorry but it ain't me

[strange spruce]

Nerd

[stuck yoke]

Because I'm a odd ass person

[spiral condor]

still no new fortnite or rocket twitch drops

groann

[stuck yoke]

Schlawg the us wants to invade half it's allies

[harsh vault]

i dont like you

[strange spruce]

Why

[harsh vault]

you owe me

[strange spruce]

Owe you what

[harsh vault]

an arm

[twin bear]

U owe them a shut the fuck up lord

Give it to em

[strange spruce]

Okay FINE

[languid meadow]

A brain?

[twin bear]

Tell them to shut it

[strange spruce]

YOU CAN HAVE MY RIGHT HAND

[twin bear]

Ong

[harsh vault]

the middle one

[twin bear]

Closed or open

[stuck yoke]

Hmmm

[twin bear]

Ok buddy

[stuck yoke]

I just thought of a really dastardly and evil way of ragebaiting

[twin bear]

Floof go to bed

[harsh vault]

no

[twin bear]

I know rage bait

Wanna know some from me

[stuck yoke]

Nah watch this

[twin bear]

Hazbin hotel better than rdr2

[stuck yoke]

Is your profile picture ai?

[spiral condor]

strangling

[harsh vault]

no

[twin bear]

No

Custom art

[spiral condor]

no

but yo'ures is

[twin bear]

Glad to see it worked

[abstract slate]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[twin bear]

Still got it

[stuck yoke]

Proof it

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/mayonnaise-cat-furry-beecat-meow-gif-26509467

[harsh vault]

i need to sleep

so badly

but

scav

check ur dms

[stuck yoke]

67

[twin bear]

Floof wasted money on a comm

Thays my proof

[harsh vault]

i did not waste money

i wasted lotgs money

[stuck yoke]

Floof are you the type of person to gamble on csgo?

[twin bear]

No wonder he wants u dead

[harsh vault]

gambling?

I LOVE GAMBLING

[twin bear]

They play tarkov

Wut do u think

[strange spruce]

WHAT

[stuck yoke]

Oh yeah

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doing-what-the-dog-doin-fail-fail-moment-man-gif-4409933781824088587

What the dog doin

Schlawg that shi was gangster as

[spiral condor]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-25793467

[stuck yoke]

Also lowkey red dead redemption 2 has mediocre gameplay

[harsh vault]

andria loves me

[toxic relic]

people on the internet are wrong

[strange spruce]

My wallet is never recovering (it did)

[stuck yoke]

Like the gameplays fine

Just could be a lot better

[harsh vault]

for now

[strange spruce]

Forever

[harsh vault]

never

[strange spruce]

!!!

[toxic relic]

how so

[harsh vault]

i predict the 2032 invasion of georgia

[twin bear]

When aren't they

At least on discord most of the time

[toxic relic]

when they tell me im right

[stuck yoke]

Wayyyyy Too easy

[strange spruce]

I will win by eating the russian soldiers

[neon bramble]

you have bullet time

its easy by default

[toxic relic]

how

[twin bear]

Red dead isn't easy with mods

[stuck yoke]

There's like no challenge

[harsh vault]

fun fact, your country is already occupied by russia, about 20% of it

[twin bear]

But ur too unskilled to have instant headshot kill mod

I see

[stuck yoke]

Yeah that's because the mods spawn like 500 lennies

[strange spruce]

I know that already

[toxic relic]

what mechanics specifically make the game easy

[strange spruce]

Dumdum

[toxic relic]

in your opinion

[harsh vault]

andria

[neon bramble]

me installing the realistic reload speed mods

[strange spruce]

What!

[twin bear]

Real

[harsh vault]

i need a hug

[neon bramble]

takes a whole minute and a half to reload my two schofields lmao

[strange spruce]

Okay

[twin bear]

I like the realistic health mod

Is peak

[harsh vault]

im so eepy

but

[stuck yoke]

Wayyyy Too much health healings way to easy, like everything's abundant af it doesn't force me to think tactically

[harsh vault]

i must stay up

[strange spruce]

why

[twin bear]

It's a cowboy game

[harsh vault]

i want to pull an all nighter

[toxic relic]

fair enough

you do speak like a child

[strange spruce]

dontchu got school tmrw

[stuck yoke]

I widerally am a child

[strange spruce]

Go sleep bro

[twin bear]

Yeah I didn't wanna be too rude but bro does speak like a yungin

[harsh vault]

i will live, calc got nothing on me

[strange spruce]

SLEEP

[stuck yoke]

😔 but gangsters I'm growing up

[toxic relic]

either that or chronically online

[stuck yoke]

I'M NEARLY FUCKING 30

[harsh vault]

wawawa

[twin bear]

can't say i speak like an adult either tbh haha

I'm a brat

[harsh vault]

u speak like a scav

[toxic relic]

ok baby

[neon bramble]

then there's my brother who somehow throws tomahawks that summon the power of thor

[toxic relic]

you're still young

[harsh vault]

cheeki breeki odantke

[stuck yoke]

UGH EVERYONE TELLS ME TO MOVE OUT BUT I'M JUST A 30 YEAR OLD CHILD

[strange spruce]

Its damke

[neon bramble]

I'm not sure what mod he installed but that's just something he does in a fuckin onsie

[harsh vault]

i tried

[livid notch]

I have been summoned

[harsh vault]

hai light

[strange spruce]

Iv damke actually

[harsh vault]

i get it u slav

[toxic relic]

nah wait

[stuck yoke]

Like borderlands the pre sequel?

[toxic relic]

i know how he types

[twin bear]

I smell twitter

[harsh vault]

not the aussies

[toxic relic]

he types like a lol player who went to therapy

or got a kid

[stuck yoke]

I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN 🗣️

[harsh vault]

shadow of chernobyl is so silly

[strange spruce]

Doaenel

[stuck yoke]

Me?

[toxic relic]

yes

[stuck yoke]

GUH

[strange spruce]

I love that guy bro so dumb

[stuck yoke]

Y'ALL ROASTING ME

[strange spruce]

Very loud though

[toxic relic]

roasting?

[stuck yoke]

I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE ROASTING ANOTHER PERSON

[toxic relic]

yeah i dont watch cause bros trying to burst my eardrums

[stuck yoke]

Anyways i talk like myself

I am unique and that's okay gangsters

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-monolith-ryan-gosling-cold-falling-snow-gif-7493567383040129594

[toxic relic]

you're not unique

you have very common typing quirks

[strange spruce]

All league streamers have a tendency to do that

[toxic relic]

its cause theyre constantly trying to shout louder than the voices of doubt in their minds

and theyre on meth

[livid notch]

Monolith's faction is actually tragic

[stuck yoke]

I am being leashed by the moderators they are preventing me from saying shit

[twin bear]

I know thay audio

[livid notch]

Sin is monolith but with selfcontrol and less vibe

[strange spruce]

Tbh doaenel do be trynna scream over his voices

[twin bear]

Great lil video

[twin bear]

And cancelled

Sadly

[livid notch]

Good

[harsh vault]

thats still a term?

[spiral condor]

"chicken briqqet" - silly car

[strange spruce]

Drututt and doaenel should totally meet up

[toxic relic]

ok

[spiral condor]

why are you wearing a leash

[livid notch]

Bro is not denji

[strange spruce]

Part 2 denji my goat

[stuck yoke]

In a room full of normal ass people i am weird but when i am in a room full of absolute weirdos i am looked at like i am the weirdest of them all

[livid notch]

I finished chapter 220 last night

[vital marten]

Sleep from 7pm to 12am, nice little nap

[livid notch]

Now I am miserable

[stuck yoke]

Cause they threatened to beat my bunga

[strange spruce]

Yeah denji is back to square 1 in later bit if p2

In

[vital marten]

Back to sailing 😌

[stuck yoke]

That's just cause i dance like a weird ass freak

[livid notch]

Not his fault

Yoru is too freaky

[stuck yoke]

Don't matter I'ma hit the homar dance

Telling me about how their parents just died i do stupid ass dance moves i invented

[toxic relic]

why is bro crashing out

[strange spruce]

Yoru is just makima all over again yea

[toxic relic]

is it because we said he types like a lol player

[stuck yoke]

Yes

That's quite widerally the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-mia-league-of-legends-missing-ping-gaming-gif-17055482

[livid notch]

False

[strange spruce]

Ah yes the ping spam

[stuck yoke]

And i have never really been fit into a bracket besides crackhead

[livid notch]

Yoru is actually pretty

[toxic relic]

the noose ping my main

cinema

[strange spruce]

LOL

[toxic relic]

/mute ping and /mute chat is the only way to enjoy playing

[stuck yoke]

League of legends is a gooner game

[stuck yoke]

I'll never play a gooner game

[toxic relic]

yawn

i play gooner games

[harsh vault]

why are we talking about gooner games again?

[stuck yoke]

YOU COMPARED ME TO SOMEONE WHO PLAYS GOONER GAMES

[toxic relic]

the lion doesnt concern himself with people on the internet

[stuck yoke]

The lion fucking shits himself in front of bad birches

Bitches*

[toxic relic]

birches

[harsh vault]

bad birches

[toxic relic]

why are the trees evil

[twin bear]

The lion does not concern himself when the pz discord sees his overlewd status on steam

[harsh vault]

you didnt water them

[stuck yoke]

Nah the trees just be baddies

I've seen some pretty sexy trees

Like that one from zelda

The nut one

Wait no korok

WHAT'S HE CALLED

[toxic relic]

i think this guy needs to go outside

[stuck yoke]

Vro i go outside and than a mob chases me

But i defeat them with the power of my nunchunks

[harsh vault]

i dont want to sound rude, but you dont sound of age to be on discord

[spiral condor]

solid snake?

[stuck yoke]

Schlawg i can widerally pull out my id

[oblique stream]

I like gooner games,
like mafia 1 and 2

[stuck yoke]

Can a man not be immature

[twin bear]

Sometimes it's best not to speak

[toxic relic]

real

[harsh vault]

only one is stink

[oblique stream]

the man who sold the world

[stuck yoke]

I do that and people still get annoyed at me

[stuck yoke]

Who's stink?

[strange spruce]

Your library doeant help this case

[oblique stream]

stink deez nuts in your mouth

[harsh vault]

i bought them because funny

and changed isnt a gooner game

it has story

a good story

[oblique stream]

Yawn

[stuck yoke]

I knew a dude with a stupid name like that once

Man was called zoot

[strange spruce]

Uhhuh

[toxic relic]

changed

[oblique stream]

the remake is a not subtle authors fetish game

[twin bear]

Meow maxxing

[toxic relic]

sharp dont you have changed?

in your library

[harsh vault]

grr

[stuck yoke]

now that's a gooner game

[strange spruce]

Ive been saying it time and time again

[harsh vault]

its not

[toxic relic]

yo he does

[twin bear]

Gooner games are soooo lame

[toxic relic]

he has 8 hours in it

[stuck yoke]

Like no other game is more of a gooner game than changed

[stuck yoke]

Word

[twin bear]

Chump hours

[stuck yoke]

Play something good like project Zomboid

[toxic relic]

what is changed?

[oblique stream]

barely discuised writer's fetish

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHA

[harsh vault]

shut

[twin bear]

Butt slapper is peak tho bro i promise ahh

[stuck yoke]

Like you could play a game made to be gooned to and i wouldn't call it more of a gooner game

[oblique stream]

I have 100% in jt

[toxic relic]

idk what it is

but i doubt that its the most gooner game

[toxic relic]

nah nah nah

you dont get it

[oblique stream]

It's an rpg puzzle indie

[stuck yoke]

Vro when mr slappy dieded i cred so much man

[toxic relic]

some nsfw games i play for the lore

legit

[strange spruce]

Uhhuh

[stuck yoke]

What lore

[toxic relic]

theres this one thats a greek mythology poetry game

[stuck yoke]

"help steptwink I'm stuck"

[strange spruce]

Oh its greek

Makes sense

[harsh vault]

greek..

[oblique stream]

Lore of deez

[twin bear]

Some are good just havent played many nsfw games

[toxic relic]

nah dude

[oblique stream]

Peak

[toxic relic]

you gotta try it

its legit art

the writing is so good

[stuck yoke]

I would never touch these games

[toxic relic]

the plot is so good

[strange spruce]

Should i though

[twin bear]

Is it even gooner game at that point

[stuck yoke]

I'd rather weld

[twin bear]

It's just art ong

[stuck yoke]

Or like do other gangster shit

[mighty fern]

Helooo

[toxic relic]

if you enjoy gay men touching

[strange spruce]

Okay

[mighty fern]

Yes

[stuck yoke]

Like play grounded or the 50 other games that have beautiful stories i could play

[strange spruce]

Thats fine

[oblique stream]

Hell yeah 🗣️🔥🔥

[strange spruce]

More than fine tbh

[stuck yoke]

Or i could watch masterpieces like loving vincent

[mighty fern]

Yurp

Anyway

How the heck do I play this game

[oblique stream]

Give me my gay men ancestors touching

[stuck yoke]

Yo lowkey I've been playing smash at my school and i never knew but like I'm lowkey kinda insane at smash

[toxic relic]

theres this other one thats about a royal prince [you] who's gone into hiding because of an assassination on the previous, but the thing is when you become an adult you cant hide that youre royal because the spirits of the land max boost your aura so bro has to find the royal sorceror with the help of a merc, a guard and your private bodyguard

[oblique stream]

Hows it gooner

chat is ir gay

[toxic relic]

its gay

and theres shrex

[strange spruce]

It sounds omega gay yeah

[stuck yoke]

One of My great grandpas was killed cause he was caught sleeping with a man

[toxic relic]

but its LORE bro

[oblique stream]

L

[toxic relic]

that shit is fucking crazy one guy wrote it

[oblique stream]

Or no

such a W way to die doing what you love

[stuck yoke]

But why does it need to be nsfw

[oblique stream]

Author's vision

[toxic relic]

because i, a gay man, like seeing gay men touching

thats why

[mighty fern]

Samesies

[strange spruce]

Understood

And heard

[mighty fern]

Can someone please tell me how to get gud

[toxic relic]

ask in the pz chats bro

[strange spruce]

At pz?

[mighty fern]

I keep getting my ass eaten

[mighty fern]

Thank

[mighty fern]

Ye

[stuck yoke]

He was murdered by a group of dudes with axes and hoes

[toxic relic]

gl brother

[oblique stream]

Youre already all good then

[stuck yoke]

Same

[strange spruce]

Yea go to pz chata this is just general wilderness

[stuck yoke]

By mosquitoes and shit

[mighty fern]

the b42 or b41?

[oblique stream]

shit is eating your ass?

[mighty fern]

Idk which one I have

[oblique stream]

that's not healthy

[toxic relic]

🤔 idk why people hate gooner games but read weird gooner manwha

look at frogboy

[stuck yoke]

Yo one time i was camping and i was taking a nightly piss and goddamn the mosquitoes traumatised me that night

[stuck yoke]

I don't read gooner comics

[toxic relic]

default is b41

[strange spruce]

I just tolerate both

[stuck yoke]

Yeah when it's all itchy and bleeding

[toxic relic]

nah fair

[oblique stream]

should wipe better

[stuck yoke]

No

[toxic relic]

i dont read gooner manwha/manga but hey man whatever gets you there

[stuck yoke]

Don't do that

Unhealthy

[strange spruce]

I read like one

Like years ago

[toxic relic]

how was it

[oblique stream]

I cast itchy ass from not wiping properly

[stuck yoke]

I've read two manhwa and they were the sweet home and sweet home prequel

[strange spruce]

Not my proudest dose of of yaoi

[oblique stream]

Weak

[stuck yoke]

That's not what's causing it

[toxic relic]

is that the title

[strange spruce]

Nope

[toxic relic]

or is that your thoughts on it

[strange spruce]

Ye my thoughts

[toxic relic]

fair

yaoi is a genre for straight women to goon to gay men

[stuck yoke]

Cooking

[strange spruce]

LITERALLY

I NEVER

[vital marten]

advertising onlyfans in the GE... That's something I never thought I'd see on OSRS 😭

ON A MEMBERS SERVER TOO

[strange spruce]

EVER SEE A MAN TALK ABOUT IT

[toxic relic]

yessir

[stuck yoke]

What?

[toxic relic]

gay men hardly ever read yaoi bro

[stuck yoke]

Word

[toxic relic]

cause its not for us its weird

[vital marten]

deadass bro Im crying

[strange spruce]

They dont need to

[stuck yoke]

I didn't know half of the words you used besides like oiled up twink

[patent inlet]

Speak for yourself!

[strange spruce]

Or want to

[toxic relic]

baph is the straight woman gooning to gay men

[stuck yoke]

Sledgehammer annihilator

AND I JUST SAID SOMETHING WEIRD

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-emotion-bobby-hill-king-of-the-hill-no-gif-10476392278797764731

[stuck yoke]

GULP

[toxic relic]

real

[stuck yoke]

Ohhh that's who baph is

The person that dude was making fun of earlier

[patent inlet]

Oh yeah some kid went a little nutty earlier so was given some time off to touch grass. Mind I have no mod powers I'm just here to waste time

[toxic relic]

nut like peanut butter

[stuck yoke]

Baph important question but as a project Zomboid dev do you get lots of bad bitches swoon over you?

[vital marten]

lol

[toxic relic]

anyone who eats smooth peanut butter is a loser

[patent inlet]

Why are you attacking me like this

[toxic relic]

crunchy peanut butter

holy shit

taking Ls

[oblique stream]

You are being too proud about it

[toxic relic]

we agree on the pizza thing at least

[patent inlet]

Ls flipped upside down are 7s

[stuck yoke]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE WOOD PALLET I PUT NECT TO MY BED

My toes

[toxic relic]

7 8 9

[patent inlet]

OK

[toxic relic]

[stuck yoke]

You've only taken two ls though

[toxic relic]

so baph took and L and ate 9

[strange spruce]

L9!!!

LET ME JOIN L9!!!!

Ahem

[toxic relic]

lmao

[stuck yoke]

baph as a project Zomboid dev do you get called the baddie magnet 9000?

[oblique stream]

whats l9

[toxic relic]

you just need 20 banned accounts

thats the requirement to join

[patent inlet]

No I get called a frost giant

[strange spruce]

FUCK

[vital marten]

hm

skyrim is for the nords

[stuck yoke]

Is that a insult to yourself?

[patent inlet]

Not really. It's accurate. I'm tall and can tolerate the cold well

[stuck yoke]

Baph can we add lebron James into project Zomboid 🗣️

[frosty tulip]

Nah frick the stormcloaks

[patent inlet]

We need the ability to do sick dunks first

[toxic relic]

elo boosting is an L9 members favourite passtime

[stuck yoke]

How much money to make this number one priority above multiplayer?

[pale berry]

5 dollars and a snickers bar

[oblique stream]

Everything you have + 5

[toxic relic]

its a lol group

[patent inlet]

1.5 million smackeroos

[stuck yoke]

what about a steam giftcard?

[vital marten]

outta budget

🥲

[stuck yoke]

Dude if you make it so if you have a basketball you can dunk a actual feature I'll literally be the happiest person ever

[pale berry]

as the certified mind reader of the zomboid devs mind i can confidently say they are adding fish in the water next update

[oblique stream]

I have 0.07$ in my steam and a half finished peach & orange mentos stick

[stuck yoke]

I'll give you my gamergirl bathwater

(the joke is I don't have any)

[oblique stream]

ofc you don't

[twin bear]

Real cynkey

[stuck yoke]

Yeah it's oiled up femboy twink bathwater

[patent inlet]

Seems like something a modder would do first? I don't even know how many former modders got added to the dev team by doing something cool like that

[toxic relic]

what if baph gives me his dinner and $20 for gas

for no reason

[twin bear]

A great deal

[toxic relic]

truly

[patent inlet]

You get no pizza sergeant

[toxic relic]

FUCK

[oblique stream]

Feels like even that guy outside of the pub will be added to the dev team

[twin bear]

Where are u from baph if i may ask

[stuck yoke]

Knowing this community No modders will do this for a long time like why haven't any mods added a plants verse zombies mod

[pale berry]

this is the singular worst statement I've read today thanks but I hope both sides of your pillow are warm and you stub your toe and you piss yourself while alone and no one sees

[oblique stream]

By how many newcomers there are

[stuck yoke]

I've done all of that

[twin bear]

Send them to the trenches

We went shit why not bro

[pale berry]

I'll send you instead

[patent inlet]

Most of the dudes are in the background and don't talk much. I am unusually talkative compared to them

[toxic relic]

your dads house

[patent inlet]

Canada

[oblique stream]

You arent talking with peasants in gen chat

[toxic relic]

could still be your dads house

[twin bear]

Oh cool do u like it there

[oblique stream]

Sully and Pat are more talkative

[twin bear]

I wish i knew my dad sometimes

Other times I don't one bit

[stuck yoke]

In all seriousness baph does the devs plan to expand electrical anytime soon? It's kinda really difficult to powerlevel and past like level six it does nothing

[twin bear]

Better off

[toxic relic]

fair enough

better off dis

[twin bear]

Real

He prolly om dih

[toxic relic]

maybe

just like my dad

[patent inlet]

In future builds yes.

[stuck yoke]

Ty 🥺🙏

[twin bear]

Will the devs ever add honde

[oblique stream]

There will be electricity in zomboid

[stuck yoke]

LEAKED BUILD 43

[twin bear]

Honse*

[oblique stream]

dw

[toxic relic]

honde

[twin bear]

Only thing I rly wanna know tbh

Honde fr

[stuck yoke]

Build 43 the update of the telsa coil

[oblique stream]

honda

[toxic relic]

why are we asking baph game questions

[young kelp]

gonna be a shocking update

I wonder if there will be a huge quest chain soon when Npcs show up and said quest is to bring power back for certain cities

[toxic relic]

this isnt the pz server

[patent inlet]

This happens every time lol

[pale berry]

lowkey impressive for a roblox game

[toxic relic]

they see the dev icon and go crazy

[stuck yoke]

Because i need to ask a dev like 100 questions and i only get to ask them like three at a time

[toxic relic]

why

have you asked will and lemmy anything?

[patent inlet]

Most of the answers are gonna be 'I have no idea' or 'In the future yeah'

[twin bear]

Hey bro i never ask devs nothin

[stuck yoke]

I don't think so

[twin bear]

Tbf

[toxic relic]

will you lemmy see deez nuts

lmao gottem

[oblique stream]

You also weren't on the wiki recap among devs

[twin bear]

I barely play this game enough to even read patches I just want my dam honse

[toxic relic]

im sure theres a horse mod

[pale berry]

@twin bear

[toxic relic]

somewhere

[twin bear]

There is

It's not bad

[patent inlet]

I haven't been mentioned in ages. I do small-scale work not really worth talking about

[stuck yoke]

Honestly though i think the zomboid devs should add the plants vs zombies house as a easteregg somewhere

[austere sable]

6-7

[toxic relic]

why

[oblique stream]

Kill him

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

[toxic relic]

you're important to me bro

[austere sable]

No

[twin bear]

Then it all changed for so many people

[stuck yoke]

Word

[twin bear]

What a fucking sad war

War is ass

[toxic relic]

you reacted to yourself

[stuck yoke]

Because it's a zombie game

[toxic relic]

ok

[pale berry]

april 9 is such a good war movie lowkey

[austere sable]

im clip farming

[toxic relic]

farm dis bro

[stuck yoke]

Not having a plants verse zombies easteregg in a zombie games kinda a sin

[toxic relic]

its not

[stuck yoke]

Name one that doesn't

[austere sable]

farm what

[toxic relic]

i dont play games

[twin bear]

I'll have to watch it sometime

Thanks for the name

[toxic relic]

why would i care

[austere sable]

cap

[stuck yoke]

Skeleton

[twin bear]

Stink plays peak not zombie slop

[toxic relic]

you reacted to yourself again

[austere sable]

i didnt

[stuck yoke]

Wait your stink?

[toxic relic]

you did

and again '

[stuck yoke]

Holy Nutsacks

[austere sable]

Not me

[stuck yoke]

He got you

OOOOO

[toxic relic]

yessir mr fart reporting for dookie

[young kelp]

also wait

why is it so fast, I just noticed

[toxic relic]

quasi real

[stuck yoke]

I got a fire idea to improve the server

What if we add

[young kelp]

the moment you chat, it just adds the react

[toxic relic]

nah

[austere sable]

wdym

[stuck yoke]

A plungie grinding machine

[toxic relic]

he's just quick on the draw

[twin bear]

When the quasi gets morph u know it's gonna be ball

[toxic relic]

oorah

[stuck yoke]

Or like a plungie blender so we can get a good source of protein

[oblique stream]

Thats pretty much all of what modders invited to the game do ig

[stuck yoke]

Say aye camebra if this is a good idea say "I don't like spiffo" if it's a bad idea

Aye camebra

[oblique stream]

There is almost no blogposts with modders joining the team. Used to be over almost every member, now its a line in a long blogpost

[austere sable]

[pale berry]

@twin bearI think Baph would also like this tbh

[stuck yoke]

Yo baph is the pay good?

[patent inlet]

Yep! Team's gotten a hell of a lot bigger recently so a post per dude would take years lol

Yeah?

[stuck yoke]

ZAMNNNNNNNN

[toxic relic]

you're really cringe dude

[stuck yoke]

Idk what else to add

[toxic relic]

and thats coming from me

[oblique stream]

Ok kid accusations are real

Wth

[austere sable]

My pc cost a billion

[stuck yoke]

If i stop talking I'll die

[toxic relic]

ok kid? the hit radiohead album?

[oblique stream]

So much radio
but no head

[stuck yoke]

Yeah didn't deny it

[toxic relic]

no head

[oblique stream]

🥀

[stuck yoke]

Like I'm literally skibidi toilet

OH I KNOW WHY I'M STUPID

[austere sable]

sergeant private parts speaking

nah ur him bro

[stuck yoke]

IT'S BECAUSE I INHALED LEAD FUMES ACOUPLE MONTHS AGO

[harsh vault]

its just spongebob memes invading genchat

[stuck yoke]

I think

[neon bramble]

balls

[stuck yoke]

It's not a meme it's a selfie with a filter

[harsh vault]

you dont look 30

[stuck yoke]

I'm not 30 I'm 17 gamg

[harsh vault]

oh

[stuck yoke]

I'm just a 40 year old kid

[harsh vault]

what

[stuck yoke]

I'm allowed to be immature for another year

As soon as i become 18 I'll be serious

[harsh vault]

reminds me of that one meme

[stuck yoke]

Word

Nah lowkey who cares if I'm immature or not I'm not hurting anybody

[patent inlet]

You're fine. Enjoy being young.

[stuck yoke]

I'm having fun and i think that's more important than being taken seriously

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/kablaaaaat-mud-soil-gif-8114118

[austere sable]

dude

its discord

nobody gaf

[twin bear]

Me likey the gear

[austere sable]

😭 ✌️

[twin bear]

Accurate

[austere sable]

🫛

[pale berry]

Lowk gonna steal the danish soldier outfit for posco's military

[toxic relic]

how do doctors get such insane poker face

[stuck yoke]

When I'm unc status like sergeant private parts I'ma be one of those dudes who dress up as spiderman and backflip on those kids in hospitals because i want to be the rolemodel nobody was to me or something

[toxic relic]

poker? i hardly knower

but how

[twin bear]

Yeah especially after wut we just saw

How tf they not gagging

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[twin bear]

Lmao

[toxic relic]

do you just look at a degloved leg like

[twin bear]

A good reference ngl

[toxic relic]

"yeah normal"

[flat tartan]

I too am in this episode

[stuck yoke]

When i play poker nobody can tell when I'm lying or not

[austere sable]

how do yall get image perms

[twin bear]

Adderall moment

[harsh vault]

enough bad accidents makes it norm

[oblique stream]

Years of tortuous schooling that remove all emotions from doctors

[stuck yoke]

Because the whole time i talk in a funny voice and got the freak face

[toxic relic]

maybe

i think some guys are just built different

[oblique stream]

And then years of practice

[toxic relic]

you see a guy with his eyeball popping out of its place and think "ok lets stay calm"

im sure the shit i showed scav is baby stuff

[stuck yoke]

I was going to be a doctor but ngl being a engineer looks easier and I can't really be a surgeon

[oblique stream]

Like in med school you get to see disgusting things during your practice

[toxic relic]

j'aime is gonna be in the icu next term maybe hell have sick stories

[flat tartan]

Join the Marines

[stuck yoke]

It's really common for people to like those things in med school

Alot of doctors and surgeons are freaks

[toxic relic]

no thanks i get plently of marines on grindr

[oblique stream]

Like hauling corpses dead grandmothers in diapers as a morgue working practice

[austere sable]

biology

[flat tartan]

😂 real

[oblique stream]

Or exploding veins of patients

[stuck yoke]

I don't really get grossed out by injuries ngl

[toxic relic]

cinema

[burnt kite]

water found in pacific ocean

[stuck yoke]

I could've been a doctor

[oblique stream]

House we need to cure this patient

[stuck yoke]

If engineering fails I'ma be a firefighter though

[toxic relic]

HAHAH its true though

[stuck yoke]

I got the body for that

[flat tartan]

did you try the medicine drug

[stuck yoke]

Doctor house "do you have ballsacks?" No "AH HA no ballsack disease"

[oblique stream]

I have lack of fear for blood and bad handwriting to be a doctor

But nah

[austere sable]

why

[stuck yoke]

Practice that shi

I don't fear blood

[twin bear]

If only the app wasn't ass

[oblique stream]

I wouldn't be able to sleep at night wondering if I hadn't caused harm by accidentally misperscribing something

[stuck yoke]

I've only heard negative things about grindr

[oblique stream]

grinder?

I hardly know er

[twin bear]

Its a hellscape

I must've missed it's peak

Cuz I only see the nastiest ppl and weirdos

[austere sable]

why does escape from tarkov have a 64 gb ram requirement

[oblique stream]

cause its a bad game

[twin bear]

Because it's built for good pcs

[oblique stream]

obv

[twin bear]

D runs like shit

[austere sable]

its pay to win

[twin bear]

I play on laptop and get 80 fps

And no it isnt

Pov u never played eft

[stuck yoke]

There's alot of roblox users on it

[austere sable]

ive never played it but ive heard lots of shit about it

[oblique stream]

Its just a bad game

It isn't pay 2 win

[twin bear]

Sharp just sucks at it

Nah it is tho

Decent game bad devs moment

[austere sable]

i saw moist critical talking about some 200 dollar usd package where u dont lose anything when u die

or smth like that

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-junker-headshot-head-head-eyes-gif-21110018

[twin bear]

Who lied to u

Abt the dyong

U always lose ur gear

The fuck lmao

Literally always

[stuck yoke]

Tarkov gooner game

[oblique stream]

Yeah

You play as goons

[flat tartan]

I wish I didnt loose my gear when I died I suck at tarkov

[stuck yoke]

Don't vape

[oblique stream]

Thats the premise

[twin bear]

Happens

[oblique stream]

Just play as scav

[twin bear]

Scavs are free kills

[stuck yoke]

Scav borderlands

[twin bear]

Scav on scav violence is peak

[austere sable]

look up the 250 dollar special edition of escape from tarkov

[twin bear]

I own it mfer

Ur lying

[flat tartan]

I havent even gotten to play the new wipe yet hotel wifi blows

[stuck yoke]

Play a good game like a singleplayer shooter

[twin bear]

It's not p2w at all

[stuck yoke]

Ew

[oblique stream]

Scavs voice acting is peak

[twin bear]

U literally just get extra gear u can lose in raids when u die

So try again bub

[austere sable]

im guessing they changed it

[twin bear]

It rly is

[austere sable]

im just going off what other people said

im more of a arena break out player

[oblique stream]

No?

[twin bear]

No they lied

[flat tartan]

cap I have eod and unheard and i still loose my loot I have never not lost my loot

[oblique stream]

they have predotary edition system

[twin bear]

Ab was literally p2w

[oblique stream]

but it isnt that bad

[twin bear]

Had to remove it because ppl didn't wanna play if they kept

[stone meadow]

sub zero temps yipee

[stuck yoke]

I live in the hood

[stone meadow]

im too fuvkin cold

[oblique stream]

as 200$

[twin bear]

200 bucks for a game u end up spending 8k hrs

[flat tartan]

I got a little bit of a discount because I had EOD

[languid meadow]

A rat in Taurkov

[austere sable]

brother eft on youtube is full of people complaining about it being pay to win idk what yall coping about

[twin bear]

Same

[stuck yoke]

Tarvok is literally a poop game

[languid meadow]

Game ain’t worth that price

[stuck yoke]

Play the last of us

[flat tartan]

nice

[oblique stream]

Sub zero?
Disappointingly mid game referenced

[languid meadow]

Indeed

[twin bear]

Eod on yt is all whiners cuz they cant afford a 25 dollar upgrade

[oblique stream]

Also british weather

https://tenor.com/view/sh2-silent-hill-2-fog-gif-1321460155140227201

[flat tartan]

Kinda but you can get all the stuff the higher editions come with by playing and being good

[twin bear]

Who cares if i got more gear than u at start anyways if ur good kill me and take it

[stone meadow]

i heard this guy say something on the internet so it must be true

[flat tartan]

you can even get a better secure container if you just play

[stone meadow]

tarkov monetisation sucks but dont use arguments that are easily disprovable

[flat tartan]

(I suck so Ive never gotten kappa)

[stone meadow]

it muddles the point

[oblique stream]

Etf devs suck and the edition system sucks

But the game is good

[flat tartan]

I usual sell most of it because I wont use it

[oblique stream]

When its working

[stone meadow]

i think its very rich of them to pull out a 250 edition after an already absurdly expensive 150 edition

[twin bear]

Most players never reach kappa

[flat tartan]

true

[twin bear]

So ur fine bro

I've only reached twice

[stone meadow]

and also try to weasel out of giving dlc to the tier that is literally "you get all dlc forever"

[twin bear]

Once on pvp second on pve

[flat tartan]

ive never gotten the Gpu farm thats always my goal every wipe

[austere sable]

arena break out is better

[oblique stream]

which it uuh, not always does

[twin bear]

Lmao

[oblique stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777609425534976020/1440245388287148084/escapefromtarkov_tarkov_.mp4?ex=691d748b&is=691c230b&hm=51bd38f8804087db845235638170f81f83fafae22975bb5f6c6041a223435ffd&

[stone meadow]

and also remove the 150 option so the only way to get dlc promise is by buyinv a 250 one

[flat tartan]

I kinda stop playing before I get there

[twin bear]

Rage bait

Buy koens

Class 6 being worth nothing

Weapons ass

Range nonexistent

Poorly ran servers

Need i say more

And btw i played this game for 2k hrs

[austere sable]

i don’t play either games im just getting under ur skin

[twin bear]

I'm aware lmao

Just so other abi simps knoe

I hate abi

With a passion

[flat tartan]

Arc raiders is pretty good I just hate the 3rd person

[stuck yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/poking-wait-stick-kate-kate-foster-workin-moms-604-gif-24646729

[flat tartan]

I also dont really like how most of the loot you pick up you just scrap for metal etc

[oblique stream]

https://youtu.be/m5sbRiwQPMQ

[austere sable]

abi and etf are for geeks play real games like dark souls or smth

[flat tartan]

ds is good

[oblique stream]

6 years had passed, video is still relevant

[austere sable]

i would even say rust is better and that game is genuinely atrocious

[twin bear]

Now that's god tier ragebait

Respect

Imma use that

[flat tartan]

I like rust

[oblique stream]

Rust?

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd-0TuUuFaY

[twin bear]

Rust is fun until offline raids

Og rust was fun

[oblique stream]

The most uuuh, no
game referenced

[flat tartan]

I dont play anymore though because I work now

[austere sable]

yes put 40 hrs into ur base and finding loot just for it all to get deleted

[flat tartan]

I had 1.7k hours in it

[austere sable]

whats so fun about that

all the progress you make gets deleted

[toxic relic]

I LOVE DOOR CAMPING

[flat tartan]

I had the most fun fucking around with my buddies late at night in base

[twin bear]

Weekend raids only or i aint even loading up

Fuck that shit

[toxic relic]

I LOVE OFFLINE RAIDING A WOODEN HUT WITH C4

[twin bear]

Would rather play coffin than rust

And that says ALOT

[stone meadow]

it is fun when you have like 6 hours a day to spend on it

[twin bear]

Mfers will watch stimpee and think rust is gonna be a breeze

[stone meadow]

just lkke live tarkov

[toxic relic]

I LOVE PLACING MINES NEAR SLEEPING BAGS