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i forgot theres a darkwood 2 coming out
the only way to one up it is to build the treehouse in eastern europe
half life 3 soon
nothing ever happens
imagine if they waited 3 more years
something always happens
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that shit will literally burn your mouth out
nuh uh
watched
at what point does superbeer just become ethanol
in the video
the wafflehouse has found its new host

when will there be another fight
right now
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hey man
well isn't that just 100% alcohol
hello
its ethanol
its like when they put "vegan" "vegetarian" on peanut butter
hydrogen peroxide should also be food grade i want it to have more uses other than direct application on injuries
mmmm
i hate the scroll down to see the website design bs with all the animations and such
i just want to see what you have to offer
like look at this
ugh my neck is killing me
kill it first
but I need it
put some icey hot on it
ehhhh
lazy
I'll just suffer instead
take painkillers
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I think I only have muscle relaxers
ah yes
and I cannot take those right now or I'll snooze at work
diazepam or nothing
fix your posture then
you fix it jeez
mine is fixed
so you say
ya
I think I just slept funny
then unfunny your eep
This is me when the daily gruel come out of the tube in the room
you can't tell me how to sleep I'll make it even more funny and even dare I say wacky
To sleep wacky you need to first you need to stick the bed on the roof
Second get alot of tape
Three get your bro to help tape yourself on the roof
Four be left there for days and die
so wacky
left 4 dead
Five slowly merged into the house and become the house
monster house plot
Six bro will live there to protect the children
expect youre not a giantess,i think
good enough
I wish to feel
I have all the qualities of a lumberjack but have never cut a tree down
Cut tree down
but they're really cool
I feel like my jewelry amplified the shock because metal
Being shocked is like having jumping beans in your arm
220 feels worse
I can't describe it but it's quite unexciting
keep going up what's the worst that could happen
I prefer when currents in my wiring go as intended and without touching me, thank you
then dont complain about your neck
humans would fare a lot better if they were made of rubber
but I would melt near fire
I do what I want you can't stop me
I hope to never feel it
if you insist
okay okay calm down cool kids
Lemme flex
If you don't mess with a wiring where standard is 220, you probably never
Plunger
why do you want a higher rank again?
Shock made my arm heavy
gif
I don’t mess with wires at all
it
Just plugs sometimes gotta cover with tape
How'd you get hit by 120 then
total nerve death
total malarkey I can't send funny gif just let me verify I'm not a robit
What how
How does your socket look if it zaps you from time to time
probably doesnt have a ground pin
I cover them with tape lol, I could get some gloves and never have this issue again but alas
or maybe its one of those cheap splitters
they zap me too
Bruuuh why is it so bad
oh...
Are you on construction site or what
christ do you want me to come get you some outlet covers
This a million dollar home in a gated community
And no it’s a repaint

Ok that's better lol
You might want to just unwire the socket and put it away though

Wires will stay deep inside and won't bother you
stick screwdriver in socket
I do you one better
That won't do anything, stick a fork!
Now that's evil sockets you have there
I can't believe elton john had an absolute banger hidden
huh it didn't do the normal thing
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Just some redneck fireworks
yee yee
damn everyone just has to show off
are you getting down with it?
heck...
i diagnose u with yapulosis
frogski is not beating the XP TAX allegations
that's it jarbis initiate crash out protocol
man's been here 2 days
and already making a big impact 😉
🤏
just another pl*ungie in the wind
not as big as dis dih
tryna make it big in genchat city
ok ca*t
gotta measure that thing in meters
0.0002m
yo this orange is gigantamorphis
big boy maverick
ginamamornous
gigantasaurus
I love that guy with his orange
orange you glad to see me?
banana
My anomaly got corrupted bro, the screen is black but I still could see the sun and the hud, and could still walk around
Tf happend
remove the shader cash
i want to go to jamaica
jamaican me crazy
me?
uhhh sure why knot
knot?
what?
are you from kenya? kenya shut the fuck up
I wish I could
he deserves it
im dissapointed
smh my head hazing
its charming trust me
hypocrite
they have to be prepared for him
he likes it he'll get stolkholmed into returning
frogski's from Yukon. Yukon suck dis
stockholm
slow down man stop russian
suckholm
are you in hungary? hungary for dis dick lmao gottem
Hi, what are the best items/ways to store water before the grid gets shut down? can you find barrels or anything you can bring back to your base?
It diden't work
weird...rest game settings ?
you from ghana? ghana shove deez nuts in yo mouth
Already did
lmao gottem
I gotta reinstall ig
then test eeachmod solo
are you from conga? conga line deez nuts into your mouth
no
mission in barzil in call of duty moder warefare 2
I'm playing vanilla from a new save
yes
I think it's because I changed the lightning settings
yikes
try again bro
i fucked up
you going to have most rough time trying to pass this level
i only really know the first cods
imagine zomboid but zombie with gun and jumps on you from rooftops
why you russian me
i can sweden the deal if you want it easy
ill check out mw2 tho
trust it's hell
so you only know like cod 1-4
How illanoing
you cant have the balls nor the dic
dont think that worked aswell as i thought
thought it was the miku version but no
just has her in the icon
FUCK
Can we beat Fallout: New Vegas… without breaking a single law of Islam?
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Fallout: New Vegas is one of the most sinful gam...
where's my fallout farming sim?
Now having a PC will be rich people thing in the future
unless you just steal the pcs
will still consider them poor because they cant afford a gaming laptop
Making my $2.6k PC look like pleb stuff
a phone and console is always there Uppy
That amount is considered mid range too
Yeah, I should know my place better
Lol
My pc costs $300
You salvage stuff right
mans got a pc from alibaba
You're handy with tech
I built pcs from trash in military
Sun here is a true slav
Do you want a rizzwich?
military grade*
I want a new psu, thank you
what fps on barotruama
Mine seem to have died. Or the gpu, no idea
5
Stable 60
impressive
now do that same thing that you did for your last computer, label it military grade and double the price
could fund sun to atleast afford a budget gpu like the rtx 3060
Yeah, faulty garland caused a short circuit which caused my pc and all peripheral devices to shut down instantly
It was on weekend
Fishpaste!
Old music center and phone charger don't care, but pc received some damage
I chose the wrong place to get breakfast
oofer your pc doesnt have voltage protection
I regret the -$11
Gpu stops giving image when a slight load applied
They forgot my order twice
Yeah lol, i have cheap aerocool one
Learned my lesson, getting a good quality one this time
the garlands are no joke (cheap ones)
It's cheap and old, left from my grandparents
"B-but it's a cool deco" - my sis who put it
Bitch i have to repair my pc now
i wish i could just summon a bahn mi
summon deez
nuts
damn I'm craving the zomboid at work
have you seen that guy named "Sum Ting Wong"?
best pilot
Maxtac, hack his autonomous nervous system and make him lose control of his bladder
you can play zomboid on your phone
replace that w with a j
haha
im not funny
thats called humour
Woooooo you are feeling very full in your lower abdomen
wooooooo you have drunk a lot of water
HAHAH
if ur moderating a website not realy worth it since you get like 10 seconds to do an action before the website requests immediate attention lol
i have had a lot of water
insurance bizz
call me a weirdo but i like uncannily high res texture packs for minecraft
otag
like 64x or even higher
what?
need something ?
perchance an explanation
machete more like ma-shit-ee
his titties are working
ah
what else is there to say
shit coated knife for double damage
insane bug in b41 found
errrm where are the devs for that
do you guys play with 1k ping.
i play with 1
super computer ah
dragon dont you live in a cave, who set up your fiber optic connection
SFR
good company
fair prices
Whenever i try to make a morally correct choice in cp77, i remember that i kill, steal and threaten people for money
so who cares
your wallet
its one of my favorite desync moments
The only downside his cave has is constant protest movements
and the timing was perfect
im going schizo in project zomboid
Go get grabbed by the abomination from darksouls 3
i am a millionaire
you play things aside for 12 hour shifts in djmax?
don't tempt me with a good time jeez
backshots of doom despair and everything unfair
i barely play djmax the past 4 months
beautiful
my neck hurts
try relaxing it
Saaaame
oh how the tables turn
I'm too old for this shit
my neck burns because its in too much pain
Crumbling
thats what happens if you dont sit right
i want to crack my neck so badly
Dont
But I'm queer
do you sit left
i sit like your pfp
you know this by now
ya
i thought you said queen and i was about to start pulling up some classical music
it also hard to keep my head up while walking
go to manual therapy if its bad enough
i want to
Dont go to chiropractics tho
the angry bird is typing
i will just let it get better
Fuck you
wow he is angry
the more i feel the pain the more it will go away
he lived up to hes name at least
be nice
Are you questioning my identity
hes doing as advertised
ohhh
Just like gurt
Do I look like a nice bird
oki i watch then
My plan is to make all the humans suffer
You look like a plunger
Go to sticky plunger farm
gottem
stinky
No I don't
why she do that
i dont know
Then no wonder your neck hurts
She has power to annoy people
u wish u was that annoying
Ur not a mod
im super duper annoying
proof?
fart
:3
death
I would prefer a more stable global economy
Then what are you playing
Nothing
doodoobird simulator 3000
Im playing with deez
You are unique
Don’t play games but find the time to chat with others in discord
shes also playing with deez
yeah its called doing whatever the fuck i want when i want
everyone is playing with deez
why don't you play with deez points to nuts
bruh
How about you learn a skill
Cool
coming up short this whole day
But you can’t do everything
I hope you guys are good people and don’t pollute the earth by throwing garbage plastic
And are eco friendly
of course not I burn it
Good that’s actually acceptable
i throw birds into the air and they fly sometimes
send those icky fumes to space
You see my species has been suffering because of some idiot humans throwing plastic
bird with hot dog gif Imma need that please
My species the Laysan albatross only lives on an island called Laysan which is surrounded by plastic. So baby birds die by eating plastic since their parents abandon them after birth.
yeah Laysan pipe down
Ok
I dunno if I should
chat chatterson aged 18 finding out i play djmax on a membrane keyboard with 100hz polling rate
robbed from us
Did he get banned
some say he lays in wake
So he did
others say he wasnt even real
we dont really know the real origin of chat chatterson
age 18
You play piano on a membrane keyboard
Why do you take English class
yo anyone good with cutting hair?
You speak well
Yea
Me
Want me to cut your hair virtually
at first i thought it would be easy but they're just spouting random bullshit thats hard to remember and i dont need
Get German classes instead
i did take those
I mean yeah kinda can you trim my beard too?
as a child i was scared of rice
ICH bin bingusboy
i forgot them pretty fast because i wasnt actually speaking it enough
Rice is cool
i like rice
Do you have a moustache
you think I'd have beard no mustache?
I’ll trim your beard but the moustache stays
what am I abe lincoln
No
I mean the beard is staying just shorter
we'll see about that dingus
https://youtu.be/sqefIzXz034 very important
In the resent update (Caretaking update) HECU Collective added two new working microwaves in chapter 2 - Insecurity.
First Microwave : 0:00
Second Microwave : 1:14
Rec room is so fun
I sold my oculus very sad
L
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ohhh wrong server
/meme
fuckin thing
well I just wasn't using it except for a little bit
Yeah I used mine last 1 year ago and it started collecting dust after 3 months of playing
Now I’m back
appearently fortnite is expanding its reach even more by integrating unity support into its game allowing you to play Unity games inside fortnite itself
That's low hanging fruit dude, RACIST!!
can i play tarkov
No one plays that game
who
I thought everyone played pubg / hunt showdown / arc now
buh
-200 aura
Tarkov is dead
That debt is immaculate
even though 1.0 released a couple days ago and the game averages 300k daily players?
poi poi wanna poi poi wanna poi
That’s fake stats
yeah dead game sorry
fake stats mhmhm
please less stressu
Hunt showdown and arc average 600k every day
300k vs 2m in gacha game
Moopy
goopy
i like tarkov
uppy
Do u want cinnamon pita chips?
sucky?
pita chip?
Tarkov needs an engine update
no
Outdated game, the devs are so lazy
Myes
spaghetti code
whats a pita chip uppy
It’s not intense enough
not enough gay kissing
I mean it needs some optimization
i play the game for fun
true
Behold!
time to draw Clear and Fail kissing
yes
You like the thrill of fights
what if i kissed them too
yes
yes
eye of the tiger
You must try hunt showdown
i dont like fantasy monsters
But you're a werewolf
clearly you don't live in the south US
Ok
i dont play scifi or futuristic games for the purpose of unrealistic things
Is Florida in south us
The game is not sci fi or futuristic
just saw a car with headlights like this >_<
We're not the same
<_>
i also hate the idea of space
What did you do to that car?
but space is cool as fuuuck
im on da bus
It’s like the Wild West
and i dont like games thats pre 1940s, thats why i hate red dead redemption
da wheels on da bus go round and round
i just hate all games
WW1 is an exception though
hating games for the historical period is odd
I’m with you on that, I don’t hate the game because it’s pre 1940 I hate it because kids glaze it so much
the only games i play is tarkov and dayz
okay but why?
Battlefield
I wanna smuggle things
war
whats it reall good for
lame
absolutely nothin
hrmmmmm
Say it again now
entertainement is important
glup
We all know Kcd 2 will win goty

we both know
shutup lotg
Or atleast I hope it does
My vote is on E33
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
what if they go sideways, what then atheist
No one asked you
who let children into this place
I hate you
i did it i let myself in
for me its between KCD2 and Claire Obscur
crashed
dang didn't think of that one

i am but a tiny baby do not laugh at me!!
Kcd 2 deserves it
you're getting pumped tonight
I wouldnt be mad if either of those won, but if anything else does i will be
so does expedition 33
arent award shows all paid
Donkey kong
like oscars
and im a long time kcd fan
Kcd2 should win
Yes
But e33 probably cuz of the normies
Bisexual?
I wish it was kcd2
very
Heck if they win, you know they're gonna start working on a third game immediately
i think e33 comjng out of nowhere made by a completely new team with good gameplay and beautiful art and scoring deserves it
@strange spruce i hate space
gamers we (as in me) might get another go at some dates
kcd2 is good but its more of an already existing good thing
i can tell
e33 is good entirely on its own merits
yeah but space is cool tho
And Kcd lets you play as a medieval knight and do anything
Open world
yeah but space ruined my life
but but f
no bingus shes talking about the fictional space
i wouldnt mind either one winning
spess
space ruined my life 😭
yes that one
bro got robusted too hard
what?
grrr space..
What’s space
bro couldnt nuke that fuckin station
ss13
I'm getting brain whiplash
4 NPCS that look the exact same
i get nukie for first time in months and pull a major
I WAS A GOOD NUKIE
ooh.. Read "angel densetsu"
I AM A GOD NUKIE RAAAAAAAAAAAH
Is it a sad game
nah
thats a faulty memory, it would make sense in this context
yes
actually
lmao
depends on the round
dont play spess
its the best game ever made
spess ruins lives
do play spess and suffer the concequences
like mine
That is the present dawg
spend 10k hours as engie trying to make the perfect ratio
thank you doo doo fart homie
Is it like outer wilds
yw brother
apes together strong
theyre just quadruplets
Chaos simulator
i love how they nerfed atmos in 14 and then unnerfed it and first thing i see is a initial infected atmos leading a zombie horde at the nukies
after maxcapping the said nukies
Is the clown an npc
no
everyone is a player
So you can kill anyone
including you
besides simple mobs like space carps
this is cinema
You spawn in a server you survive and chat? Make factions ?
haha
you do so much brother
ye
no
yo where's my newer thingy
not exactly like that its like a job sim on a space station,you can roll a chance to become an antagonist
so, basic is that you pick a "job" and you do that job while trying not to die
and kill people and steal shit
or just nuking the station altogether
And who kills you? Is it like a round based game?
Like among us
antag kills you
ammogus
or something else
you can just not be killed,antags can roll a chance to have you as a kill target
you can lose 02, you get get alcohol posioning
Are there matches/ rounds.
rounds
or engineering incompetence looses a black hole
and it eats you
you can get killed during surgery by a noob med
sseths video honestly could just explain it better tbh
And is the antag hidden disguised?
i feel
you can overdose on jestosterone
varies
a heretic can be VERY easily identifiable upon ascension
heretic is fun bro
same for nuclear operatives
i fuck with heretic
Do I just join a server and survive or is it a matchmaking thing?
just join
And if I die what happens
syndicate agents can just be very stealthy and you wouldnt know theyre even there near you
clone a willy
or roll an end round antag
7 of 9 style?
Can I become a doctor
yes
yes
a doctor, a paramedic, a surgeon, a med chem
yes if you're antag
you can,jannies (admins) might not be happy
What if I’m not
unless youre a antag
yes
A civilian doctor
if you're not its bannable bro you're ruining someones game
you dont need to kill people to have fun
not your goal as a regular doctor
you can turn them into a cyborg
Oh so antag people try to kill everyone and others survive
But you said you can die by a noob doctor
just watch
yeah if they suck
most of my fun as non antag is usually as a shaft miner/salvager
lmaooo shaft miner?
Will I get banned if I did it unintentionally
no drugs
yeah mine this shaft bub
nah
its WAY WAY different than what you expect </3
the admins can see your account is new
shaft miners have to fight wildlife,defeat bosses etc
and get materials and NOT DIE
miner is peak gaming
Space station 14?
fighting ssatan
ss14 is less advanced
but easier to learn
13 is far more jank but WAAAAY more advanced
if you're not a coward youll play ss13
cause it has been around for like 20+ years
It’s not on steam
Space station 51
space station 69
you can turn into a sentient goose or space carp as well
i should add
if you die theres a chance to roll into a sentient creature
Why is 13 not on steam
like you
its fucking ANCIENT yeah
tgstation terry if you want to get absolutely pummeled
Should I learn 14 before 13
no
nah
Ok
they play VERY differently
agreed
servers play diff too
tg station and goon are 2 different codebases
let alone cm
yeah all servers have diff content
cm13 is LITERALLY NOT EVEN IN SPACE MOST OF THE TIME
ITS ON A PLANET FULL OF XENOS
i love playing runner dude
real
What about ss 51
humour
velociraptor strat
can we have a watch party for velocipastor
It looks like Rimworld
its not very effective but it pisses them off
lmao
and thats what matters
Rimworld + escapist
best round ive had are usually as antagonists tbh
especially if am staying undercover while being one
Is cloning legal in night city
is night city independant from the USA
I thought all the cities were like judge dredd mega city style
one round: i was a med doctor, prepped for the day then suddenly i hear something in the vents...i peep into the med maint and i see brother slurping on a jannies blood. I call on radio "vamp in south maints med" then vamp pulls a fast one and escapes as bat so we go on a wild goose chase. Turns out the chef and the jannie were buds so the chef makes some abomination of sentient food and now the food and i are fighting a vamp and an end round blob and theres kudzu people protesting for rights on the station
ain't no law with the claw
real
kill rd,nearly get searched by sec afterwards,get in contact with another syndie that wants to help,they give me agent id and voice mask and shit and has me hide in sci with them
only reason i didnt get searched for rd's shit is cause these idiots didnt have access <3
hello weiners
sup brah
Nice it has voice chat?
better be fast on those keys
yessir
Instead of running away the vampire could kill you before you typed
nah
people give you a chance
WDYm
and trust me brother you're gonna get thrown into a vending machine either way
you're too noob to be robust
If I was a vanpire why would I give anyone a chance
imma robust all over
because its fun
I’d eat everyone and win the game
lmao
Hospitals are visiting my class
youd get shot to death lol
before you can manage to get to that point
dude would get stun batoned and perma brigged for the entire round
warden opens up armory for security after you get reported eating people,secoffs get a gun
Dawg the starting pay they are offering are so bad
come right to where you were reported,boom,gunned down,cremated
miner with his godhand sword
actually no not even secoffs needed there
sci with their nuke bong artifact
just get a SINGULAR miner
I need a nap but I'm at work, what do?
rest
a SINGULAR shaft miner that did some killing down there in the lavalands
15 dollars as an medical assistant and i'm an pharmacy technician trainee not even certified yet and I get 17 dollars an hour
rnd artifacts are fun if you cant do miner
yeah a ling
cause they have the neurotoxin and heals
Is there another class that kills antags?
everyone
Can a normal janitor doctor 1v1 a vampire?
yeah
if the station is code red then everyone
as long as theyre good
usually just sec
Or do you need swarms to kill them
nah a singular shaft miner can just gear tf up and kill a syndie if they want
I don’t think the combat has that much depth
if you're skilled enough lmao
HAHAHA
brother
theres alot of depth with the hand to hand combat
you can do combos and whatnot if you got access to martial arts
in ss13 theres martial arts mechanics
Oh
And how long do matches last?
or cqc
You can learn martial arts in 1 match?
it entirely depends on how antags do




