But that's definitely a factor
#general_chat
plush cobalt
toxic hawk
I notice there are a lot of people seeking validation phrasing things they do as if they were an everyday occurrence
paper hull
Rate my new tattoo
toxic hawk
0
toxic relic
anybody else get a tattoo on their balls of a qr code to your passwords so you never forget?
plush cobalt
I notice there are a lot of people seeking validation phrasing things they do as...
Or the opposite, a quirky thing that obviously few people will relate to
toxic relic
right fellas?
plush cobalt
anybody else get a tattoo on their balls of a qr code to your passwords so you n...
Move Prediction
graceful dust
i actually use twitter & reddit regularly idk if it shows or not
toxic hawk
Or the opposite, a quirky thing that obviously few people will relate to
No we do not engage in self pleasure using peanut butter. We did not need to know you did.
plush cobalt
i actually use twitter & reddit regularly idk if it shows or not
(Ew... Ew.... Ew.... Ew.... Ew... Ew... Ew... Ew... Ew... Ew...) Oh haha no it doesn't show but that's cool
toxic relic
thats a tumblr line
velvet pebble
Is it even in working state
You might be given just a chassis that haven't moved since 90s
toxic relic
do people say ew
plush cobalt
Some people do yeah
toxic relic
huh
karmic jetty
yes i do
toxic relic
the people that say ew are the same people that say "oh my gosh" imo
karmic jetty
yes i also say oh my gosh
plush cobalt
Goodness gracious sometimes
toxic relic
yeah but you're tricky
karmic jetty
oh my glob
graceful dust
my friends main shes rping an insane british karen reality show addict it is such a fever dream
karmic jetty
oh my lord
toxic relic
yes i also say oh my gosh
graceful dust
twitter mains r for doing that
strange spruce
graceful dust
being normal is for priv
karmic jetty
u see fartass im a cartoon character incarnate
graceful dust
i dont have a main tho i only have a priv
toxic relic
u see fartass im a cartoon character incarnate
toons...
toxic hawk
The hell ?
The fuck ?
Excuse me?
Are the expressions I use
toxic relic
those goddamn toons
strange spruce
oh nah dont become that one detective
plush cobalt
u see fartass im a cartoon character incarnate
Name one car
karmic jetty
Name one car
lightning mcqueen
arctic shore
Is it even in working state
It is apparently
toxic relic
you dont get it, toons killed my brotehr
toxic hawk
Name one car
Ur mom
plush cobalt
lightning mcqueen
OK she's good
strange spruce
good movie
arctic shore
Though the brakes might be shabby
arctic shore
But you know
strange spruce
great movie actually
velvet pebble
It is apparently
No way, how old is it and how it's still running
arctic shore
Just little things
toxic relic
good movie
chadhandshake emote
toxic hawk
My mom is a human you fucking dolt
That's a lie
toxic relic
are you adopted
arctic shore
No way, how old is it and how it's still running
It's a soviet god damn car
It'll run fine
toxic hawk
are you adopted
Who the fuck would want him by choice
arctic shore
Just hit it with a hammer a bunch
toxic relic
how did you get here if your one parent is 2 dimensional
graceful dust
the chalkboard screeching thing shouldve given judge doom away
toxic relic
do you have another parent
karmic jetty
are they monocles
plush cobalt
Why do you assume I'm 3 dimensional
velvet pebble
It's a soviet god damn car
Built to last, fixed with a hammer, duct tape and steel wire, right
toxic relic
because you're here
toxic relic
Who the fuck would want him by choice
paper hull
velvet pebble
Good luck maintaining it tbh
graceful dust
?? what does that mean
velvet pebble
If you take it
obsidian oar
is this real
100% real... ๐
paper hull
Real, true even
arctic shore
Good luck maintaining it tbh
You're such a HATER
toxic relic
shut up frogski
stone meadow
chat is this a bannable offence
karmic jetty
frogkser is here pack em up bois
velvet pebble
You're such a HATER
No, I'm being sincere rn, good luck fr
toxic relic
chat is this a bannable offence
velvet pebble
No pun intended
floral fiber
toxic relic
frogski where is your jolly pfp
strange spruce
toxic relic
you're right brother
half kettle
december is in 2 weeks
velvet pebble
So you get jolly in 2 weeks and not anytime sooner
strange spruce
the one who thaws
strange spruce
So you get jolly in 2 weeks and not anytime sooner
what if i were to get jolly around 30 november 23:59 oclock
toxic relic
i like when i see comments online of people who say the past few years have been a blur
toxic relic
i wonder how much of that is because of external things and how much is because you're all becoming adults
velvet pebble
what if i were to get jolly around 30 november 23:59 oclock
You get a piece of charcoal for Christmas
toxic relic
the main youth of the internet are going moving from child time to adult time
where 10 years feels like nothing
velvet pebble
i wonder how much of that is because of external things and how much is because ...
Probably adulthood tbh
toxic relic
maybe
half kettle
our brains dont see new things
new things make time and events feel special so it register
velvet pebble
It just hits too hard when first you're attending school, playing games and having fun, then suddenly you have to work, struggle for a wage and raise your children
plush cobalt
My entire life has been a blur tbh
toxic relic
im not sure it could be bofa
stone meadow
thats crazy what did people accomplish this year
2 new jobs
half kettle
sun no one is gonna have children
stone meadow
a lot happened this year tbh
toxic relic
2 new jobs
yeah okay bootlicker
strange spruce
not like am planning to have kids anyway fuck all that noise
stone meadow
and at the same time, it flew by quick
velvet pebble
thats crazy what did people accomplish this year
Demobilised
toxic relic
sun no one is gonna have children
lol real
paper hull
My entire life has been a blur tbh
this is the realest thing u said
toxic relic
reflecting
paper hull
nice try AI
toxic relic
i like this
velvet pebble
Completely wasted this year tbh, only in November i started to do something
toxic relic
thats ok man
paper hull
i did nothing but piss
toxic relic
thats also ok
plush cobalt
i did nothing but piss
Occasional shit thrown in there too
half kettle
i played games all year
half kettle
no
strange spruce
half kettle
you need fuel to get shit
paper hull
wdym ur full of shit daily
karmic jetty
half kettle
fuel is food
paper hull
and ur still here
toxic relic
letsay the daily shit you take comes out constantly
strange spruce
just eat and shit in tandem
plush cobalt
I was essentially a shut-in for a good amount of this year
It was pretty chill though
half kettle
you'd rupture ur bum
paper hull
hot
half kettle
andyoud bleed
toxic relic
so instead of shitting once a day you shit all the time but only the one poop
strange spruce
RAPTURE
karmic jetty
https://tenor.com/view/my-jolly-reaction-jolly-my-honest-reaction-gif-5490890317...
i love this one
toxic relic
I was essentially a shut-in for a good amount of this year
fair mate
you got a new job right?
and moved
plush cobalt
Why are we reminiscing it's not even December yet
karmic jetty
im thinkin of makin my jolly art my oc goober wrapped in ribbons
toxic relic
always time
toxic relic
jolly isnt real
plush cobalt
you got a new job right?
Yeah, quit before finding a new job so significant gap spent just doing whatever
Also got a TEFL certificate that I still haven't used lol
toxic relic
most of you dont even celebrate christmas
karmic jetty
ew jolly denier
plush cobalt
What the fuck is christmas
toxic relic
Yeah, quit before finding a new job so significant gap spent just doing whatever
real thats understandable
karmic jetty
jollymas
strange spruce
most of you dont even celebrate christmas
okay you got me tbh
toxic relic
HAHAH
toxic relic
blah blah
strange spruce
I USED TO CELEBRATE IT BUT
velvet scroll
What the fuck is christmas
strange spruce
not anymore lel
velvet scroll
It's the time of year michael buble comes out of the woodworks
floral fiber
velvet scroll
๐
plush cobalt
Mariah is coming too
strange spruce
she is thawing,,,
toxic relic
no one in my family celebrates christmas, even the uber orthodox eastern european uncles
they think christmas is too westernoid
velvet scroll
Mariah is coming too
๐
severe agate
velvet pebble
Also got a TEFL certificate that I still haven't used lol
What is tefl?
plush cobalt
A restaurant that I ate at during a recent business trip had a public sketchbook available at each booth. This was on one of its pages
velvet pebble
Or is TOEFL
toxic relic
ikr, dev dont even have pic perms ๐ข
you dont get privilege
plush cobalt
What is tefl?
Teaching English as a Foreign Language
toxic relic
A restaurant that I ate at during a recent business trip had a public sketchbook...
why is there a dong throwing up
plush cobalt
Not the test
velvet pebble
Ah
velvet scroll
you dont get privilege
they are earned by scrubbing the floor
karmic jetty
so ur an english teacher
plush cobalt
why is there a dong throwing up
If I could only know
velvet scroll
toxic relic
it looks like a peanits spewing chunks
plush cobalt
so ur an english teacher
I have the certification for teaching English to second language speakers
karmic jetty
the curtains are blue is deep or sumthin
plush cobalt
I have no experience
plush cobalt
Well except language exchange but that doesn't count really
toxic relic
it is
velvet pebble
I have the certification for teaching English to second language speakers
I'd never take you as my teacher
plush cobalt
That's reasonable
karmic jetty
how close
plush cobalt
Close enough to visit, not close enough that I feel obligated to
toxic relic
every year we'd get tefl guys come in to "teach us" but they were just drunk gap year kids who wanted to spend time getting paid to fuck off
plush cobalt
Lmao
toxic relic
core memory unlocked
plush cobalt
I got it because I love languages so I thought I'd like it, but unfortunately doesn't pay enough
So back in my previous field
plush cobalt
Yeah, got it with the hope I could make it work. At the very least there are places nearby I can volunteer at & get experience either way
So if I do want to switch it'll be easier
This is the end of Serious Omar talk
toxic relic
are you part of the group of kids who got told to go into comp sci cause it was a booming industry
ok
plush cobalt
No I started programming as a child
toxic relic
so you're a real nerd
plush cobalt
Yes ๐ค
velvet pebble
every year we'd get tefl guys come in to "teach us" but they were just drunk gap...
That sounds like omar, except he's not a child
plush cobalt
Erm, actually, I would be classified as a geek ๐ค
karmic jetty
geeked up vs lock in (me)
plush cobalt
Geeked up and cheeked up
toxic relic
nerd is smart but geek just has big lore of a thing they like, right
velvet pebble
geeked up vs lock in (me)
Zozo can you lock tf in and get me a new gpu
karmic jetty
sounds tupid
velvet pebble
My seems to have died. Or a psu
karmic jetty
Zozo can you lock tf in and get me a new gpu
im broke wheres my 20 grand
plush cobalt
cant enrol to anywhwere
For cs?
toxic relic
geek is a train enthusiast nerd is a mathlete honour role
karmic jetty
My seems to have died. Or a psu
whats the issue
toxic hawk
plush cobalt
And if you do mind my asking, what the fuck? What the hell is your problem? Fuck you
toxic relic
prime pulsar
Why not? If you don't mind my asking
my gpa and resume is ass and i want to go to top schools abroad but hopefully they let me in
toxic hawk
And if you do mind my asking, what the fuck? What the hell is your problem? Fuck...
That is not nice.
prime pulsar
im not even expexting scholarships
velvet pebble
whats the issue
Stops giving image as soon as load applied. Sometimes just straight up right after enabling graphic drivers
toxic relic
when did people stop calling omar lobster
plush cobalt
my gpa and resume is ass and i want to go to top schools abroad but hopefully th...
I wish you luck gamer
toxic relic
why did we decide to stop bullying him
toxic hawk
when did people stop calling omar lobster
Cambrie
plush cobalt
And hope the schools you choose/get into aren't super expensive
prime pulsar
And if you do mind my asking, what the fuck? What the hell is your problem? Fuck...
like why is prepping for math compts and loving pure maths is worse?
karmic jetty
Stops giving image as soon as load applied. Sometimes just straight up right aft...
do u have any extra gpu lying around to swap it with
velvet pebble
I think it's psu because problems started after a shortcut in the network which turned off my pc and all peripheral devices for a second
karmic jetty
does sound to me liek a gpu problem
karmic jetty
unlikely to be psu bcs otherwise it would just refuse to boot
plush cobalt
Refuse to boot? Erm just give it some sneakers then
velvet pebble
It might be just the gpu power line
prime pulsar
And hope the schools you choose/get into aren't super expensive
thank youu, well im choosing spesifically on our limit so if i get accepted i dont crash out cause we cant pay, how is cs major going out there did you find any intership yet?
toxic relic
Refuse to boot? Erm just give it some sneakers then
sneaker? i hardly know'er
prime pulsar
or idk is it too akwatd in career fairs?
plush cobalt
sneaker? i hardly know'er
Know her? I hardly know her
karmic jetty
worse case scenario is ur stuff got fried
velvet pebble
So anyway, I'm buying a new psu next week, and if it's not the issue, will look for a new gpu
toxic relic
Know her? I hardly know her
hard?
velvet pebble
Until that, no gaem for me
toxic relic
not as hard as my di
velvet pebble
worse case scenario is ur stuff got fried
No, doesn't seem so. Pc works with default windows adapter at 1 fps
plush cobalt
not as hard as my di
Di? Dee? Deez?
karmic jetty
have u noticed any indicator lights on ur motherboard
plush cobalt
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Failing that, have you tried turning it off and leaving it off and pretending it doesn't exist?
toxic relic
thank youu, well im choosing spesifically on our limit so if i get accepted i do...
omar is already past the internship phase
prime pulsar
No, doesn't seem so. Pc works with default windows adapter at 1 fps
i had the similar issue last time every indicator was shoing 0 power, do you use nvidia?
plush cobalt
thank youu, well im choosing spesifically on our limit so if i get accepted i do...
Oh sorry I didn't see this at all
velvet pebble
i had the similar issue last time every indicator was shoing 0 power, do you use...
Nope, amd
plush cobalt
Yeah I'm already in the field
velvet pebble
Good ol Rx580
toxic relic
what field
plush cobalt
I didn't do internships bc I foolishly relied on luck and it panned out
toxic relic
did you get lost
karmic jetty
paddy field
prime pulsar
I didn't do internships bc I foolishly relied on luck and it panned out
oh daym then you must be going into a top school or smth
toxic hawk
not as hard as my di
Balls
toxic relic
paddy field
bro just called me a slur
plush cobalt
the forest is dangerous after dark
I learned a spell
karmic jetty
u sure ur not in the meadows
plush cobalt
oh daym then you must be going into a top school or smth
Nah I just did well in the interview process out of college
Wasn't as bad as it is now + prepared a lot
After leaving my last job I was unemployed for 8 months though (like 3 of them were spent fucking around but still) so definitely not as easy as it was before lol
prime pulsar
Nah I just did well in the interview process out of college
great you must be lucky or your GPA was high i assume or its hard there as far as i heard
plush cobalt
My GPA was high but this was not exactly recent either
Like I said, worse now
But not impossible
prime pulsar
Wasn't as bad as it is now + prepared a lot
i saw one tiktok they got rejeted even after 6 interviews
so im really scared ill be unemployed after grad but it is what it is
prime pulsar
After leaving my last job I was unemployed for 8 months though (like 3 of them w...
oh no my boggest fear
karmic jetty
u be fineeee
i member being unemployed for a bit (by choice!!!)
it was pretty pog
plush cobalt
Not gonna sugarcoat it, it's a real possibility that it will be difficult to get a job. Idk how mech eng is but in cs it's rough out here
karmic jetty
wasnt when i ran outta moni
plush cobalt
But I think things will work out either way
prime pulsar
it was pretty pog
how do you guys even survive TT
karmic jetty
kid called savings and freelance
plush cobalt
Rinse and repeat (not really because it would look bad on resume ๐ because people can't fathom just wanting to fuck off for a while ๐)
paper hull
zeerol has a backup plan of living as my maid
karmic jetty
this is real
prime pulsar
Not gonna sugarcoat it, it's a real possibility that it will be difficult to get...
yea they be saying the eng industustry is really saturated and there surplus of grad so itll be hard for me. im gonna take the risks anyways
plush cobalt
Wish you luck gamer
karmic jetty
Rinse and repeat (not really because it would look bad on resume ๐ because peop...
i put my gap as freelance lmao
plush cobalt
That's smart, I just said I moved
prime pulsar
kid called savings and freelance
freelance and startups is my only way put if i dont find no jobs
paper hull
I have a very strange work situation for me and my boss i can essentially choose when to work due to my health conditions but he will always pay my salary
karmic jetty
tho i wasnt lying
toxic relic
lame
plush cobalt
I figured human beings would understand quitting a job to move closer to family
plush cobalt
My mistake was thinking humans would review my resume
prime pulsar
Rinse and repeat (not really because it would look bad on resume ๐ because peop...
i mean yea im doing the same with my colleg supplements as well
toxic relic
I figured human beings would understand quitting a job to move closer to family
you also underestimate the apathy and general cruelty of higher ups
and ai yeah
prime pulsar
cause employer dont know what they want
fr
plush cobalt
i mean yea im doing the same with my colleg supplements as well
Wym?
prime pulsar
try gettin internships limp
im cold mailing profs in my area hopefully they will return to my mails
karmic jetty
smh my head u gotta warm em up a bit
prime pulsar
Wym?
reusing and rinsing for colleg supllementa and essays i mean, they all ask different questions
plush cobalt
Ah, gotcha
karmic jetty
what shadowing?
toxic relic
you stand behind them
karmic jetty
u mean like on a cave ..
prime pulsar
loll its just like assistance job and research help
prime pulsar
you stand behind them
LMAO
toxic relic
its good for checking out if you think you'll be good in the field
some jobs do it as part of the training
prime pulsar
its good for checking out if you think you'll be good in the field
like i feel like data analitycs i can try and mail companies
prime pulsar
i nevr tried it and ill ask them if i can just get some exp on the job for free ill help them
toxic relic
uhh
karmic jetty
for free
toxic relic
for free?
karmic jetty
toxic relic
thats not really what job shadowing is
prime pulsar
yea they wont give me money obv bc im inexperienced
prime pulsar
thats not really what job shadowing is
i mean how is it exactly
prime pulsar
i dont know what company would respond to an email
similar to cold mailing no?
paper hull
the only reason im employed is because my wife is so good at her job she can make demands for me to also have a job despite my health conditions
toxic relic
well its generally part of training or being an intern/apprentice
wherein you follow someone in a superior position
to learn the basics of the job and what they and you will do
toxic relic
similar to cold mailing no?
i dont know if that works but
prime pulsar
to learn the basics of the job and what they and you will do
yea like for temporaily
toxic relic
do whatever you think will help
yessir
im not sure how job market works in turkiye
paper hull
job hunting is the most soul draining shit on earth
you feel so pathetic as a person
its demeaning
toxic relic
but here you cant cold call or "cold email" anyone anymore haha
prime pulsar
like me and my wife
that good but what i learned from ma parent never do busines with your partner
always ends up bad
toxic relic
you get denied if you bring your resume to them in person it has to be done via a third party website or their website
prime pulsar
im not sure how job market works in turkiye
pretty bad
toxic relic
you feel so pathetic as a person
selling yourself so you can eat fr
paper hull
prime pulsar
but here you cant cold call or "cold email" anyone anymore haha
really? even like holding and private companies?
prime pulsar
dayum
prime pulsar
god im stressed again
prime pulsar
yoiur allowed to in turkey
how do you know 
quasi slate
@spiral condor event in 10 days and new naked homer skin
map is full of homer zombies
quasi slate
is that miku miku beam
yes
karmic jetty
job hunting is the most soul draining shit on earth
think im near the stockholm syndrome stage of my job where i think im willing to do more overtime
paper hull
i think i found the perfect image
@toxic relic https://i.vgy.me/p7ak9b.png this is us
ive been looking for a new arch rival since my old one died
i guess you could say i won
prime pulsar
think im near the stockholm syndrome stage of my job where i think im willing to...
thats what tthey want
karmic jetty
and i want moni
livid notch
Money, the best motivation
prime pulsar
and i want moni
they want you to be their slave ashuli
karmic jetty
half kettle
i want. to become a self sufficient reactor core
who doesnt need Water, Food
or Housing
i want to Roam without responsibility
or Ties
prime pulsar
basically a plant who doesnt poop
half kettle
mAYbe
plush cobalt
I have got to pick a different app for texts
half kettle
that emoji represents the state of the human race
stuck yoke
<@1207959447306248264> https://i.vgy.me/p7ak9b.png this is us
Uh huh...
prime pulsar
I have got to pick a different app for texts
i feel like using sms is so american
why dont they just use whatsapp or something
stuck yoke
I have a very strange work situation for me and my boss i can essentially choose...
Use them Disability benefits
prime pulsar
I have got to pick a different app for texts
and light mode too
icy vigil
plush cobalt
I only text sparingly so I've no reason for dark mode
paper hull
ad block
half kettle
imagine if we grew nail arms if our hands get cut off
like a built in knife
or big machete
half kettle
ya but it would replace your entire missing limb
paper hull
its a curse that causes your bones to distort and you gain a thirst for blood
stuck yoke
ad block
I low-key tried setting one up for youtube but i gotta root it and that's a whole process I don't know how to do
paper hull
hes the only person from hes clan not mind dead from said curse
he fights to free them
Yes even the children of hes clan are horrific blood thirsty monsters
quasi slate
stuck yoke
Roblox
quasi slate
half kettle
woah someones crushing on u
paper hull
Geriatric brain disease
quasi slate
we hit 10k
stuck yoke
One time while playing payday I'd be playing grounded a bug ate me
Idk why i got payday mixed up with grounded but it want to confuse people
quasi slate
half kettle
huh? you were playing payday while on the ground and a bug bit you?
stuck yoke
huh? you were playing payday while on the ground and a bug bit you?
No i was supposed to say i was playing grounded
But I'm tired and mixed it up with payday for some reason
quasi slate
@spiral condor Miku meme song is free lol
stuck yoke
They are very different games
stiff geyser
Wtf even is fortnite?
quasi slate
tropic smelt
67 67 67 67
paper hull
good job ๐
quasi slate
Wtf even is fortnite?
stuck yoke
67 67 67 67
67?
tropic smelt
My fav number
quasi slate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHU3hf1b8NY&list
it migu yeee
paper hull
can you guess my favourite number
quasi slate
18
paper hull
its gonna be very hard!!!
paper hull
38749992810920 ๐
stiff geyser
holy shit hes packing
Finally canon
stuck yoke
can you guess my favourite number
3874999281-092-0?
paper hull
bingo
half kettle
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939
does the number go infinitely, could it cover the entire discord server?
quasi slate
stiff geyser
does the number go infinitely, could it cover the entire discord server?
Yes, but I only remember the ones I sent
subtle shoal
does the number go infinitely, could it cover the entire discord server?
it could definitelu cover it
stiff geyser
Yes, I rememer them. I wrote them manually. Didn't copy paste
sturdy oasis
could it cover me ?
stiff geyser
half kettle
is he dripping oil
quasi slate
sybai
toxic relic
i wonder how much projectile turds this guy shoots out of his butt
ben shat down my shirt yesterday
imagine a big boy
half kettle
โ
toxic relic
snakes
i have a snake
i wonder how much that snake shits
do you know how snakes shit?
half kettle
no..
toxic relic
bro it fucking reeks
half kettle
you sound like a crackhead infront of a gas station right now
toxic relic
had to shower after that but it was a good laugh
toxic relic
you sound like a crackhead infront of a gas station right now
HAHAH
im holding ben rn
so i thought about poop
and that snakes poop
half kettle
try not to get shit on
half kettle
snakes are reptiles!
toxic relic
but i saw him shit earlier
half kettle
they have no pranking capabilities
you dont know what snakes can do
toxic relic
trouser snake amiright
toxic relic
do snakes have emotional capacity
i think so
sturdy oasis
go to snake church
toxic relic
ben likes to sleep resting on my hand cause he grew up like that
half kettle
get a snake job and have a snake family?
sturdy oasis
american dream
toxic relic
whenever im gone for a while i come back and he immediately curls up in my hand
he likes to sleep in my shirt too
hence the shitting
and he's very curious
half kettle
ben likes to sleep resting on my hand cause he grew up like that
google say snake can fel comfortable and safe around their caretaker. but no attachment..
toxic relic
blah blah
half kettle
are u sure u arent undergoing placebo
toxic relic
dont care
half kettle
true, people get attached to stones
sturdy oasis
placebo deez nuts
toxic relic
placebo dis dick fr
sturdy oasis
aw frig I left my pretzel bag open last night
half kettle
stale pretsel
toxic relic
yes, whats your address
and social security number
ill need a photo id as well
๐
sturdy oasis
I don't think you'd want any of of that it would be pretty useless
maybe the address to send a stinky poo in the mail
toxic relic
i can steal your identity and use your name
i dont need the money i just need your information
credit cards, loans, etc etc
harsh vault
hai stink
sturdy oasis
you could maybe get one loan with my credit score
toxic relic
good enough
toxic relic
maybe a nice sandwich
sturdy oasis
what kind
toxic relic
theres this pickle brand at the store thats way too expensive but ill buy it with your money
toxic relic
what kind
๐ค rye bread, toasted, with fried pumpkin beetroot and tomato, lettuce, tzatziki
sturdy oasis
are we doing a currency conversion?
toxic relic
maybe some pomegranate jam
toxic relic
are we doing a currency conversion?
yessir
sturdy oasis
so usd to what goofy dollars?
toxic relic
new zealand dollars
sturdy oasis
close enough
toxic relic
goose
sturdy oasis
gonse
toxic relic
no no 1.5 sandwiches
if i half the first sandwich then its 2 halves and 0.5/0.5 is 1
so its 2
sturdy oasis
not the guy you're stealing a loan from?
toxic relic
you're not real to me
sturdy oasis
guess I'll just take a hike damn
toxic relic
sorry brother
sturdy oasis
am I even real?
livid notch
Get real
sturdy oasis
no no you've made your decision
toxic relic
toxic relic
no no you've made your decision
im a hungry man
but you can take the sandwich
i can just make another one
sturdy oasis
sometimes I have those
toxic relic
if you take a loan out in my name and i take one out in your name it evens out
then we both get more money
win win
sturdy oasis
bean
plush cobalt
so you have an android phone
Ain't no way you're just now coming to this conclusion
toxic relic
sorry omar i dont pay attention to you
sturdy oasis
android>apple
plush cobalt
sorry omar i dont pay attention to you
Yet you remark on my phone OS ๐ง
sturdy oasis
a hill I'll die on
toxic relic
what about neither
plush cobalt
I'm in your head fart boy
quasi slate
toxic relic
Yet you remark on my phone OS ๐ง
i want to let you know that ive seen you
quasi slate
plush cobalt
i want to let you know that ive seen you
Attention: paid
livid notch
android>apple
I never had an apple but seeing an apple phone price compared to an Android one
I agree
plush cobalt
With the newer androids they might as well be the same
livid notch
Everything new sucks
plush cobalt
True enlightenment is living in the woods with no phone
half kettle
and dying of dysentry
plush cobalt
No one can tell you not to shit your pants when your pants is the forest
sturdy oasis
unabomber style?
toxic relic
Attention: paid
its like seeing your dad naked when you accidentally walk in on him drunk in bed after a night out vs paying attention in school
see /= pay attention to
plush cobalt
Is this something you experienced
plush cobalt
No not that
toxic relic
im not an idiot
quasi slate
toxic relic
but not in my pants in a forest
plush cobalt
ive shit in a forest
Hell yeah
plush cobalt
but not in my pants in a forest
Oh.
sturdy oasis
leather pants might be
toxic relic
because of the steep gradient the poop gets squashed or slides out
like when you're stuck in a car for 45 hours and you try to shit into a plastic bag but it gets all over the back of your balls and dick and in your pants
sturdy oasis
fillin up tight leather pants with doo doo
prime pulsar
like when you're stuck in a car for 45 hours and you try to shit into a plastic ...
lmao why do i see you talking about poop and piss evertime i come here ๐ญ
quasi slate
Pls fornai dont threaten
toxic relic
fart man
harsh vault
lmao why do i see you talking about poop and piss evertime i come here ๐ญ
hes into it
prime pulsar
hes into it
probably some kind of fetish or something
toxic relic
i just think its funny
toxic relic
middle schooler humour
sturdy oasis
sorry the rest of you don't understand true comedy
toxic relic
fr
sturdy oasis
unlike us enlightened and distinguished gentlemen
toxic relic
is the epitome of funny
toxic relic
unlike us enlightened and distinguished gentlemen
also i dont want to talk about myself
so whats the next best thing bro?
sturdy oasis
other than talking about yourself?
toxic relic
toxic relic
other than talking about yourself?
yessir
sturdy oasis
I'd say we could talk about me but that's a one way ticket to snooze town
toxic relic
yeah no thanks
what are we? on a date? i dont need to know your favourite colour
talk to me about your opinions on the latest furry space game
sturdy oasis
uhh yeah it's cool or something I dunno
toxic relic
or how much you think brussel sprouts look like brains
sturdy oasis
look like brain smell like farts
sturdy oasis
almost lost my cool
sturdy oasis
movie discussion?
sturdy oasis
hmmm
half kettle
quasi slate
sturdy oasis
in no particular order forrest gump, the thing, the fellowship of the ring, second harry potter
toxic relic
more than 5 but: ikiru, the iron claw, godfather part 1/2 + michaels coda, 12 angry men, guinea pig part 3, transformers 1986, who framed roger rabbit, sorry to bother you and do the right thing
i would put bamboozled but the ending sucks balls
livid notch
Now top 5 games
toxic relic
in no particular order forrest gump, the thing, the fellowship of the ring, seco...
john carpenters the thing?
sturdy oasis
damn I remember growing up with who frame roger rabbit
sturdy oasis
john carpenters the thing?
yers remake is stinky
quasi slate
thats so cool
harsh vault
another day another tarkov
toxic relic
Now top 5 games
ss13, rdr2, cruelty squad, a game i cant mention here, bo2
toxic relic
ah shit back to the future trilogy also slaps
infinite movie no movie
sturdy oasis
ss13, rdr2, cruelty squad, a game i cant mention here, bo2
say the name
harsh vault
cruelty squad
toxic relic
real
toxic relic
say the name
i cant
subtle shoal
ss13, rdr2, cruelty squad, a game i cant mention here, bo2
rdr2 mentioned
sturdy oasis
afraid?
quasi slate
subtle shoal
yeeehaaaw par'nuh
toxic relic
its a gooner game
sturdy oasis
coward say it
toxic relic
lol
harsh vault
its a gooner game
classic
toxic relic
its a great game dude
sturdy oasis
you went through my steam library it's only fair
toxic relic
its a furry gooner game HAHAH
livid notch
ss13, rdr2, cruelty squad, a game i cant mention here, bo2
I would go with hotline Miami 2, cyberpunk, rdr2, signalis and s.t.a.l.k.e.r
subtle shoal
even worse
harsh vault
ouh
sturdy oasis
I would go with hotline Miami 2, cyberpunk, rdr2, signalis and s.t.a.l.k.e.r
more like cyber stunk
harsh vault
I would go with hotline Miami 2, cyberpunk, rdr2, signalis and s.t.a.l.k.e.r
ew dont say stalker like that in lowercase
livid notch
Die
toxic relic
I would go with hotline Miami 2, cyberpunk, rdr2, signalis and s.t.a.l.k.e.r
the first hotline miami is better imo but fair
subtle shoal
give it a new shot
toxic relic
stalker peak
subtle shoal
i get the appeal for stalker but its slavjank
livid notch
the first hotline miami is better imo but fair
Hotline Miami 2 was the first pirated game I played so it's special
toxic relic
wasnt on the list cause i cant seperate it from the movie or book and it sucks compared to bofa
subtle shoal
now maybe slavjank is the appeal of it
toxic relic
Hotline Miami 2 was the first pirated game I played so it's ***special***
ahahah
nice
livid notch
i get the appeal for stalker but its slavjank
It's jank is it's appeal
subtle shoal
i wanted to play stalker 2 but it is 44e for a remake which is absurd
toxic relic
ss13, rdr2, coq, cdda cruelty squad and bo2
livid notch
Don't you wanna get sniped by a double barrel shotgun by a gopnik from cordon all the way to Chernobyl npp
sturdy oasis
gooner game not in top 5 now?
sturdy oasis
so you say I still don't know what it is
toxic relic
im not gonna say it brah
velvet pebble
now maybe slavjank is the appeal of it
The fuck is slavjank
toxic relic
its about greek mythology
sturdy oasis
ho
toxic relic
The fuck is slavjank
for slavweebos
velvet pebble
And who the fuck are those
livid notch
Im a slavweebo
subtle shoal
The fuck is slavjank
basically just games with rather poor controls/mechanics that are made by eastern europoors
velvet pebble
I've never seen anyone simp for stalin
toxic relic
guys who play stalker and listen to kino and think they're gopniks
subtle shoal
friendly fire will not be tolerated
toxic relic
people do
velvet pebble
Bruh
toxic relic
its crazy
subtle shoal
I've never seen anyone simp for stalin
you aint lookin then
toxic relic
georgia's greatest export fr
velvet pebble
I'd rather keep my mental health, thank you
subtle shoal
youve never heard of tankies it seems
toxic relic
HAHAH fr
sturdy oasis
I'd simp for young stalin
quasi slate
velvet pebble
youve never heard of tankies it seems
Huh
subtle shoal
i am jealous of you tbh
neon bramble
same
toxic relic
bros pure
subtle shoal
yeah lmao
sturdy oasis
man could put his steel in me hoawt damn
toxic relic
ok buddy
neon bramble
how common are tankies in where the soviet union was
toxic relic
go write your stalin x reader fanfiction
subtle shoal
how common are tankies in where the soviet union was
tbf where I live and in lithuania in general
not very popular
sturdy oasis
can't writing my furry gooner fanfiction
toxic relic
how common are tankies in where the soviet union was
not much
id say maybe old people?
subtle shoal
ofc theres the occasional 60 y/o saying how it was better with the soviet but
toxic relic
its more common
subtle shoal
other than that not really
toxic relic
ofc theres the occasional 60 y/o saying how it was better with the soviet but
yeah this
neon bramble
I can forgive some east asian college kid who's barely heard of what the soviet union actually is
toxic relic
most of the younger people are very anti ussr
maybe theres a furry belarusian in berlin who simps for it
velvet pebble
bros pure
Nah bruh I know enough behind the scenes bad stuff that happened, but stalin fanfics are just
subtle shoal
the 19 y/o student in geneva will never understand my rampant hatred for the bloated corpse of the USSR
toxic relic
lamo
toxic relic
Nah bruh I know enough behind the scenes bad stuff that happened, but stalin fan...
you should read the manga
sturdy oasis
is it good
harsh vault
@twin bear stirrup was so easy, i just got a drum mag glock 18 and smoked some stimmies
neon bramble
whats worse tsarist fanfics or stalinist fanfics
velvet pebble
the stalinxaustrian guy
That sounds like a joke
toxic relic
its real
toxic relic
whats worse tsarist fanfics or stalinist fanfics
tsarist
subtle shoal
i wanna rank my top 5 games I came here to say that hold on
toxic relic
theyre both fucked though
subtle shoal
i got distracted
sturdy oasis
facts
karmic jetty
internet should be made in my image
subtle shoal
no particular order btw
metro exodus, rdr2, rimworld, songs of syx, arma 3
neon bramble
songs of nuts
sturdy oasis
heyy I'm playing exodus now
neon bramble
I need to think about my actual favorites
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/alone-sad-boy-anime-anime-sad-gif-22493885
bros never read 'shadows of the iron curtain' it seems
toxic relic
its good
velvet pebble
bros never read 'shadows of the iron curtain' it seems
Is it the aforementioned manga
subtle shoal
absolute kino
neon bramble
favorites I remember off the top of my head and my actual top picks can be very different things
sturdy oasis
I played the first two max difficulty with russian words but I was told I had to play exodus with english
toxic relic
idk the english translations
quasi slate
harsh vault
absolute kino
viktor tsoi?
subtle shoal
viktor tsoi?
neon bramble
no particular order btw
metro exodus, rdr2, rimworld, songs of syx, arma 3
chivalry 2, songs of syx, underrail, disco elysium, starsector also in no particular order
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/viktor-tsoi-gif-24378381
this doesnt look like the 80s
neon bramble
I would have more pvp games up there but the ones I like I played so much that I cant help but focus on the flaws
not sure if this is a good or bad thing
subtle shoal
chivalry 2, songs of syx, underrail, disco elysium, starsector also in no partic...
i wanna play disco elysium but i heard the devs got fcuked over
sturdy oasis
i wanna play disco elysium but i heard the devs got fcuked over
tale as old as time
harsh vault
pretty good for 88
neon bramble
when the jolly roger is ethical
subtle shoal
he acted in a movie called the needle so
karmic jetty
jolly...
subtle shoal
thats where the shot was from
karmic jetty
neon bramble
I think chivalry 2 is the peak of pvp medieval slasher
harsh vault
viktor would still be alive if he didnt get so eepy
sturdy oasis
what did we think of the new Frankenstein movie?
neon bramble
good balance between technical skill expression and accessibility
subtle shoal
viktor would still be alive if he didnt get so eepy
id slash his car tires fr
if i went back in time
to save him
quasi slate
subtle shoal
WHAT
harsh vault
thats not real
toxic relic
like this https://youtube.com/shorts/Qul13PJuZ-M?si=g_uRQRJkSG4KxC-S
bismillah indeed
sturdy oasis
sure it is
harsh vault
i need evidence its real
quasi slate
harsh vault
my ass
subtle shoal
what are the chances nothing happens lmao
subtle shoal
ik about the steam machine
harsh vault
what are the chances nothing happens lmao
nothing ever happens
subtle shoal
steam W as always
neon bramble
is this real
quasi slate
watch the steam machine launch with half life 3 packaged and no advertisement for the game
neon bramble
I mean, pairing it with steam machine isnt a bad idea from a marketing standpoint
quasi slate
half life 3 will probably never come out
sturdy oasis
there's no need it ended perfectly fine
subtle shoal
watch the steam machine launch with half life 3 packaged and no advertisement fo...
sleeper release for the most anticipated game of all time rivaled only by gta 6
neon bramble
actually slick marketing move
toxic relic
how did bro get those veggies so nice
harsh vault
freeman has been suffering for too long, put him down
toxic relic
did man just decide to bless the ground with his skill
sturdy oasis
how did bro get those veggies so nice
that's the power of aluminum foil
toxic relic
that's the power of aluminum foil
cinema
subtle shoal
kinema
toxic relic
tsinema
sturdy oasis
the forest it beckons me but I am reminded it's cold and I am baby
sturdy oasis
what if the wind knocks me down
subtle shoal
goober with no ears- oh wait, goober has got ears now
neon bramble
on a sturdy tree
subtle shoal
goober with ears sticking out over here
neon bramble
wonder if the treehouse I built as a teenager is still in the woods
neon bramble
I'm across the pacific from it
sturdy oasis
and?
neon bramble
gonna swim
sturdy oasis
can't working
subtle shoal
cant you hear?
neon bramble
play darkwood 2 in the treehouse at night
toxic relic
if you go into the woods you end up at the same place
subtle shoal
their beautiful symphonies of a thousand branches
neon bramble
for peak immersion
toxic relic
doesnt matter where you enter