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twin bear
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tired can't escape it anywhere

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Video game players when u tell them they're playing a video game

toxic relic
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how many guys larp as legion and then go to hotels and do hand stuff

twin bear
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Alot

toxic relic
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"its part of the larp bro trust"

twin bear
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Men on men mounting do be mentioned alot

toxic relic
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real

oblique stream
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tbf hoi4 is not about politics

twin bear
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But not by legion themselves

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Closeted

oblique stream
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Its about map painting

twin bear
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Lol map painting

toxic relic
oblique stream
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And just so happens that you paint the map as a famous austrian painter

twin bear
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I'm happy i didn't end up finishing my Japan playthru

vital marten
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Sailing

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oh

toxic relic
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holy shit

oblique stream
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I dont get how Paradox fail so badly at making paint

toxic relic
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dudes playing runescape

vital marten
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yes

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sailing in 2 hours

oblique stream
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grandpa in chat

vital marten
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get to grinding

twin bear
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I'm the youngest one here and i play bro

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Grandpa my ass

toxic relic
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i dont play runescape anymore i cant spend the time on it

vital marten
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lol

oblique stream
twin bear
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It's one of those windowed games

oblique stream
twin bear
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While I play cruelty squad

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Lmao

toxic relic
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ill get a headache

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lmaoo

oblique stream
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Too old for multitasking

toxic relic
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fr

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im an old man

twin bear
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Runescape is alot tbf for multitasking

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Ui and everything is just too much when ur tryna complete paradise on punishment mode

toxic relic
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real

twin bear
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Still haven't beaten it yet

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I suck ass

oblique stream
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lmao my first recommendation is slandering on old people for knowing what trackball is

toxic relic
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its ok that means you keep playing

twin bear
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Can't get to the top of the pyramid punishment may be too hard for me low-key

toxic relic
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holy shit

twin bear
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But imma still run it

toxic relic
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its just practice and refinement bro

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youll get ther

twin bear
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Fishing on the side for money so i can get upgrades

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Organ selling only taking me so far

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Sucks that the good drops are so rare

toxic relic
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all comes back to fishing

twin bear
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Fr haha

toxic relic
twin bear
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Ikr

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Crazy

toxic relic
twin bear
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Video game mechanics in MY video game?

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What is this madness

toxic relic
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illegal

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ive been trying to play the new update to a game

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but im going overseas in a few days

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infinite games no games

twin bear
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๐Ÿ˜ญ Nah when u wanna play smth but don't got the time is the worst

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At least when it comes to gaming

toxic relic
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keep shifting the time to play until you give up

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and sit in bed angry

twin bear
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๐Ÿ™ sit there and wonder why tf i didn't just boot it up before i sat down

toxic relic
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but then you dont feel like it

twin bear
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Exactly

toxic relic
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worst is when you finally get time to play, you launch the game and spend 10 min before getting bored

twin bear
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It's so weird sometimes cuz ill be hyped to play smth I've had on my mind then all of a sudden

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The urge is gone

toxic relic
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man i get it

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common feeling idk what it is

twin bear
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Human mind playing tricks on ourselves

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As usual

twin bear
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"Oh dude don't forget to play this game" ten mins later "hmmm nah"

young echo
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#pz_b42_chat message

@true phoenix

do you want any tips? My ex got me into hoi4 so I'm decent at the game

oblique stream
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spam aa

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go for soft attack instead of hard attack

twin bear
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Soft

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Consumer?

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Consumersoft.

oblique stream
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Ai almost never goes for armor

true phoenix
oblique stream
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I hardly know er

oblique stream
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Each top tier youtuber all says and does contradicting things to each other

twin bear
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How many caps for u to take ur shirt off and teach me hoi sharp

young echo
# oblique stream tbf hoi 4 meta is very confusing

I don't really advocate for chasing the meta.

Single player isn't so hard that you need it

The main thing you need to know is what all the different stats do and how to make a division

aka learning why something is good, not what is good

oblique stream
twin bear
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Oh cmon

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Ur right tho

oblique stream
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its not fallout 3

twin bear
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I know i know

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No chance to succeed ahh

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Fr

oblique stream
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you cant bruteforce success

twin bear
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I love fo3 but bro

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The story

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Stort

young echo
twin bear
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I love great khans

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And followers

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Followers are my top faction in terms of ideals

oblique stream
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allies*

young echo
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I like playing with expert ai though which kinda forces you to play vanilla historical

but on the plus side the game isn't so easy that you can just roll over every opponent with ease

twin bear
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I do sometimes pick house and form a utopia before the muties take over

oblique stream
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you get the point

twin bear
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Which always happens

oblique stream
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and paradox coding exploit

twin bear
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Rush tech so u have air units to spam

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Surprisingly worked for me so many times

oblique stream
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you can rush aa instead

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and shootdown all planes without any casualties

twin bear
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Ngl tho i wish we had more vanilla units but it's a nitpick tbf

young echo
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Yeah

With expert AI the AI actually uses MP meta templates and divisions

as well as having better scripting for using tanks and doing naval invasions

twin bear
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At least from wut I've seen so far

oblique stream
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AA is op anywhere

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thats why its banned in mp

twin bear
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I never tried mp

oblique stream
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as well as france surviving 1939

young echo
twin bear
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Is there a divide in the playerbase like there is in other strategy games

young echo
oblique stream
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Its literally in the rules that france cannot survive nazi Germany invasion

twin bear
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I assume heavily

young echo
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AA isn't banned in MP

oblique stream
twin bear
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Waaaat

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Bruh

young echo
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Using a division that will never actually enter combat because of a super low org and reinforce value, and a fuckton of AA, is banned.

In a normal division you can put in as much AA as you want

twin bear
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I can see that being ass tho

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I love stacking it's the only way I've won against the US in alaska lmao

young echo
# twin bear Bruh

Sharp is being kinda misleading here

So, you know how only a certain number of divisions can fight in a tile at once, and the rest just go into your reserves, and slowly reinforce in whenever the divisions in front run out of org?

oblique stream
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Still a novice in hoi 4

young echo
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despite them not actually being in combat, their AA guns will still fire and shoot down planes

twin bear
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Oh shit

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That IS busted

young echo
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You can make a division with hundreds of AA guns that due to its low reinforce rate, will never actually enter combat

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That is what is banned, not just having a lot of AA in your divisions

twin bear
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Good because I like to have a ton of anti air on my coasts

oblique stream
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I sucked at explaining that

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But france is still banned from living

young echo
oblique stream
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Ik, that I can understand from the vid

twin bear
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Wait france can't survive or it ends the game? Dam

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Had no idea

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They usually get cooked first few hrs of playing haha

oblique stream
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French must fall

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its a cannon event

young echo
# twin bear Wait france can't survive or it ends the game? Dam

Vanilla is already very allied favored in MP (which, duh, reality was allied favored, hoi4 is super unrealistic in the nazis even having a chance)

so if Germany doesn't get the French factories, and the allies start with a foothold in Europe, they'll never be able to take on the soviets

young echo
oblique stream
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I can get that

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but still watching professional mp is like watching someone getting slapped on the hands repeatedly

twin bear
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They stood no chance

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And never did

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Axis take the L

oblique stream
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No france holding, no expansive conquest before 1939

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No cheese builds

twin bear
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Thank u tho for explaining this in detail i appreciate it

young echo
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Hoi4 as a single player game is a fun ww2 sandbox to romp around in

Hoi4 mp is a extremely delicately balanced shitshow and that's why everyone has long rules lists and balance mods

It is really fun with friends though, and while banning the cheese might seem lame, it's more lame to waste a few hours doing buildup only for the US to level Germany in 2 months because someone forgot to ban strat bombers so now the war ends instantly

young echo
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"YOU HAVE HORSES!!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?"

oblique stream
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im still more of a hoi watcher

toxic relic
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is that your car

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what are you shipping

oblique stream
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Even after how many hours and countless guides later - I still pretty much suck at hoi 4

toxic relic
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suck dis dick

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lmao gottem

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i think you can enjoy a game without being good

oblique stream
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hoi 4 is not the game where you enjoy sucking

twin bear
oblique stream
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its where you get steamrolled hard

twin bear
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So glad it all worked out in the end

oblique stream
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Rimworld is

twin bear
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Rimming is fun

oblique stream
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And dwarffortress

twin bear
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I didn't even like these types of games before playing pz btw

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Lmao

oblique stream
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I like rimming all night

twin bear
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Pz taught me patience

oblique stream
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to get obliterated by randy

twin bear
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I never had any for games tbh

young echo
# twin bear So glad it all worked out in the end

Whenever I get too pessimistic ww2 stuff generally cheers me up

A real black and white conflict where the bad guys lost and I can feel proud of my country for a bit

None of that morally gray stuff, just an actually just war for once

oblique stream
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except when you start looking into details

twin bear
oblique stream
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shit gets real dark

toxic relic
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maybe i should retry rimworld

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im not sure why i dont enjoy it, it may be the colony sim aspect

twin bear
young echo
oblique stream
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Ive played since 1.1

toxic relic
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yeah colony sims arent for me but i respect it and it still seems like a fun game

oblique stream
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and every further update had just alienated me

toxic relic
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real?

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what about the changes dont you like

oblique stream
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dlcs

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and price change

twin bear
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I got the full game but u won't find it on my steam

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

toxic relic
oblique stream
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ofc

toxic relic
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i pirated it

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cause the price seemed too much

oblique stream
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i am kind of infuriated by devs raising prices each update

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Cause I actually wanted to buy it, and the second day was a price increase

twin bear
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Quasimorph doin that but in a good way

oblique stream
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Quasimorph doesn't have dlcs

twin bear
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Exactly

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Only slightly raising price becus of the completion

oblique stream
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I think rimworld has 3 additional supporter editions

twin bear
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The hell

oblique stream
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might be bs

toxic relic
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if you raise the price of rimworld each update why dont you just release each patch as a dlc

oblique stream
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hang on

toxic relic
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like stellaris

oblique stream
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no my mistake original gangster

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its one supporter pack

toxic relic
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holy fuck

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its 50 bucks now

oblique stream
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Yeah

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Quasimorph has almost the same price as base rimworld

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yet 0 dlcs

toxic relic
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almost 39k tenge

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thats insane

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quasimorph is amost half the price here

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compared to base rim

oblique stream
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quasimorph is 8k

toxic relic
oblique stream
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Dwar fortress is 12

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but its dwarf fortress

toxic relic
toxic relic
oblique stream
toxic relic
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pre steam

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like cdda

oblique stream
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yeah ik

toxic relic
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fair

oblique stream
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just like zomboid

twin bear
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Oh shit i forgot abt df

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Peak

toxic relic
oblique stream
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Yes

toxic relic
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what free zomboid

oblique stream
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you can go to moddb

twin bear
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Is it the old build

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Bob and kate

oblique stream
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and download 15 years old zomboid build

toxic relic
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HAHAH

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peak

twin bear
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Might do that ngl

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Why not I've never played ir

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Games almost as old as me

oblique stream
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and it doesn't have dlcs

twin bear
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True sandboc

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U get it all for a good price

oblique stream
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Like rimworld pricing is not explained by anything

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but greed

twin bear
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I'd feel guilty even selling my game for a buck

oblique stream
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whatever, who wants to buy it - will

twin bear
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But I'm also not a studio

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Well wait do i need to legally make a studio

oblique stream
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no

twin bear
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Thank goodness

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I wasn't boutta do allat

oblique stream
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you used to be able to download zomboid for free

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but Amazon went Amazon and charged tis for too many downloads

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And the files were deleted anyway :)

toxic relic
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smile

oblique stream
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doesn't it fill your heart with joy knowing that corpos own everything

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and you own nothing

toxic relic
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it makes me want to light myself on fire

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out of joy

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๐Ÿ˜„

oblique stream
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You cant even find these versions online anymore

twin bear
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I'll go skydiving to celebrate

oblique stream
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not even pirates had saved them

toxic relic
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lost media

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all because of corpo

twin bear
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That's cold

oblique stream
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so they are lost media

toxic relic
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tale as old as time

toxic relic
twin bear
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Yea we had mfers running shit forever dam

twin bear
oblique stream
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just like the entire jetix cartoon collection

twin bear
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Hardcore

toxic relic
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hard?

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just like me fr

twin bear
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I used to watch those all the time

toxic relic
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les stroud has uploads of his escapades

twin bear
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Wait is that even propper grammar

toxic relic
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and some newer ones

oblique stream
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Also none of the cloud storages had preserved 15 year old files

twin bear
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When u find a link to smth u been searching for just to get a 404

oblique stream
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mega, google, Dropbox

twin bear
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Google

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Literally evil

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Same with apple

oblique stream
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Amazon

twin bear
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Any fruit company these fuckin days

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Moving like a dam military to import crappy fruit

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Lol but not in a good way

oblique stream
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banana wars lore is crazy

toxic relic
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coca cola paramilitary

twin bear
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Oh god coca cola

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Santa Claus

oblique stream
twin bear
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Bro is coke santa now

oblique stream
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Imagine overthrowing the entire government for bananas

twin bear
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Just another day on this peaceful earth

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๐Ÿฅ€

toxic relic
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corporations infiltrating and killing union members

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to dissolve labour organizing

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starbucks apple trader joes

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amzon

twin bear
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/corporate-union-busting/ says so much in itself

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Insane

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Straight to the point

neon bramble
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walmart died in europe because union busting wasn't tolerated and the 'team builidng' activities were found creepy

frosty tulip
neon bramble
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and a slice of cold pizza? yeah what a great deal

frosty tulip
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Still no takers? You drive a hard bargain

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10 dollar Walmart gift card.

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Expires in a month

toxic relic
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what about overtime and sick leave

frosty tulip
toxic relic
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vacation and a livable wage that increases with inflation every year

twin bear
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What's workers rights I'm American

frosty tulip
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the company that did that also funded both sides of a civil war in Colombia

twin bear
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Hey that sounds familiar

frosty tulip
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Also Hyundai was involved

toxic relic
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corpo militia is evolving now

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with the techbros

toxic relic
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oracle, palantir and ai kill chains

twin bear
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U got gold bro?

twin bear
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I have no clue

frosty tulip
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I like to imagine that the AKs they smuggled them were also just in shipments of bananas

twin bear
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It kinda creeps me out

frosty tulip
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You'd open the shipment and you'd find a lot of bananas and a few AKs as a treat.

frosty tulip
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this isn't a meme guys

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this is real btw

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the court cases are still going on for this

twin bear
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I wonder if they will go anywhere

frosty tulip
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probably not much

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but I think legally speaking, they did it.

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they've been found guilty of it in other court cases

graceful dust
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i would never expect court cases against rich & powerful entities to go anywhere ngl

twin bear
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At least not to the fullest extent

graceful dust
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they settle at best

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in a settlement they dont have to admit theyre wrong

twin bear
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What a wonderful system

graceful dust
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i still think abt the panama papers & how basically nothing that happened except the journalist who outed it got assassinated

toxic relic
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yo a certain ex prince did that

twin bear
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What are the panama papers

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I am an uneducated low level mafia henchmen

toxic relic
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essentially its leaked data

graceful dust
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rich & powerful ppl were using shell corps in panama to do shitloads of financial fraud

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& yea all that was leaked

twin bear
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Whoever leaked it did a justice i don't normally condone leaking but in cases like this

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Yes

graceful dust
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it's whistleblowing

twin bear
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Oh Boeing

graceful dust
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we're not talking video game leaks or anything here lol

twin bear
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Yeah people die because of ir

graceful dust
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gotta protect da money

twin bear
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people getting this out in the air are doing a good thing at a huge risk

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We evolved and we're wasting it on doing this shit๐Ÿฅ€

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I'm not a corpo tho so i see it like a civi if i was rich id prolly think like them

graceful dust
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theres way more atrocities happening in the world than we will ever know & that borthers me somewhat

twin bear
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It urks me as well

toxic relic
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what about the the paradise papers

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the bahamas leaks

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money laundering for corpos

twin bear
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Ur gonna inject bo1 cutscenes into my head with all this new data I'm prolly only gonna feel worse about it if i read up aren't I lol

toxic relic
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yessir

twin bear
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When awareness brings mental distress

toxic relic
twin bear
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Bros got a whole song

toxic relic
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yessir

twin bear
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It's that bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ

toxic relic
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the nonce prince

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he's not a prince anymore though

twin bear
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I miss the ignorance of my childhood sometimes knowing what the world can rly be like is so ass

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Prince of persia

twin bear
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P cool game ngl

toxic relic
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you had a privileged childhood if you were allowed to be ignorant

graceful dust
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been meaning to play it

toxic relic
twin bear
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I mean i didn't rly grow up in my house

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But i was privileged

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That's not wrong

toxic relic
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whistleblowing has a long history

graceful dust
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as old as corpos prolly

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if not longer

toxic relic
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from Bartolomรฉ de las Casas telling people how enslaved native americans and africans were being treated

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probably further back real

twin bear
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Tribes of people were prolly doing it

graceful dust
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i was raised to believe that there would be consequences for these kinda things

toxic relic
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the latest whistleblowers are for openai and meta right

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those are the big guys

twin bear
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Openai tired

graceful dust
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oh? i havent caught up on those

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openai is in a lawsuit for causing deaths iirc

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i think google might be involved? wouldnt surprise me if meta was too

graceful dust
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oh wait i heard of the meta one actually

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by killing ppl i meant like the ai convincing ppl to do it themselves but i didnt know they assassinated a whistleblower

toxic relic
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smile

twin bear
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Man I'm not reading anymore of those documents wtf this is just hard to read

toxic relic
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fair bro fair

twin bear
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Making me feel guilty for not beinf abke to do anythinf

toxic relic
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the catalyst of a lot of big news is leaks and whistleblowing

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but that shit is buried so quick

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people arent even made aware of the origin

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like the cia whistleblower in 2020

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that lead to the im๐Ÿ‘

twin bear
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I genuinely think the CIA are actually some comically evil villains after learning what they've done

oblique stream
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imass

toxic relic
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its also crazy that there are multiple boeing leaks within 5 years lmao

twin bear
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Boeing's existence baffles me still

twin bear
graceful dust
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they had like a signature assassination method in 2020 that i kinda cant believe more ppl didnt catch onto. shot in the head, car on fire. it isnt even subtle

twin bear
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Fr

oblique stream
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Anything to protect my giant corpo

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hoorah

twin bear
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I'm getting slimed out now

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Dam

toxic relic
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slimed out?

twin bear
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I admitted my distain for the cia

toxic relic
twin bear
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Lmao

half kettle
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sir yes sir

twin bear
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McDonald's army

toxic relic
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sir yessir oorah

oblique stream
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Sir yes sir

graceful dust
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u will be fine ive been talking shit most of my life

twin bear
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I'm jk

toxic relic
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yeah dont let the intimidation stop you

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its joking but i dont want people to get intimidated cause thats their goal

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self censor

twin bear
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I used to talk about the cia alot

toxic relic
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fuck the cia ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

oblique stream
twin bear
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I understand surveillance to an extent but it's been overextended since it's founding

oblique stream
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I prepare to get run over by a self driving car in 2026

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hoorah

twin bear
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Might actually happen

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We're cooked

toxic relic
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surveillance pensivecowboy

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people think its normal

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but its not

oblique stream
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Yeah clearly its your fault for existing in the street

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outside of car

toxic relic
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nanny state

oblique stream
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corpo did nothing

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your family has to pay up for car damage

twin bear
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I am very used too being watched that is tru

graceful dust
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my neighbors ring cam can see my entire apartment whenever i open the door. hi jeff

oblique stream
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glory to corpostska

toxic relic
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its crazy how much shit is happening

graceful dust
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it's the kinda thing where like, even if u think ur not doing anything illegal the things u do can be made to be illegal & then theres all this evidence of u doing it

graceful dust
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i dont feel like we're that far off from being gay becoming illegal again honestly

oblique stream
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Clearly they must be wanting to hear all of my deez nuts jokes

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and hardly knower

twin bear
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I'll have to hide then

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God pls no

graceful dust
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imagine going to jail cos ur neighbors ring cam picked up a man entering ur house

oblique stream
twin bear
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I can't just love women I need my men

oblique stream
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Then they'll lobby for anti gay propaganda and laws

oblique stream
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The rainbow no longer shines

toxic relic
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back when "public displays of homosexuality" were illegal

graceful dust
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fr? thats scary

toxic relic
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yeah mate gay rights are pretty recent

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its so precarious too

graceful dust
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& i know that ice is alrdy doing exactly this

toxic relic
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so easy to overturn

graceful dust
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yea i dont think we have it codified in law here? it was a sc decision, theyre allowed to overturn those whenever a similar case gets brought to them

toxic relic
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wasnt there a prop to overturn the legalisation ๐Ÿค”

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it was rejected but

oblique stream
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Cis countries are not happy about gays

twin bear
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I'd prolly have to kill myself bro or die fighting my own fucking country that's so fucked 0

graceful dust
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before the sc decision there were a lot of propositions across the states

toxic relic
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theres more campaigning to reverse gay marriage legalisation

oblique stream
graceful dust
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honestly i have no idea. idk how sc decisions get overturned other than by the sc itself

twin bear
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They hate gays cuz they cant pull

graceful dust
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real

toxic relic
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pull on dis dick

twin bear
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I've always found the anti gay thing to be radical

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Extremely

oblique stream
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I dont think old boomers in power will ever kneel to the fact that gays exist and its okay

graceful dust
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it isnt when it's mainstream

toxic relic
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when you shift whats normal then nothing is obscene

oblique stream
#

Lile

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you know

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most of the earth

graceful dust
#

i mean if the normative opinion is gays r bad then it isnt radical to think gays r bad

karmic jetty
graceful dust
#

it becomes radical to support gay ppl - even more radical to be one

#

๐Ÿ˜Ž

twin bear
#

Zo came cuz heard gay talk

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100%

karmic jetty
#

no

graceful dust
#

unfortunate

karmic jetty
#

i just got here

twin bear
#

Lmao

oblique stream
#

I am a criminal in 25 countries

karmic jetty
#

AWOKEN from my slumber

oblique stream
#

And my crime is punished by death

twin bear
toxic relic
graceful dust
#

wonder where they got those from

twin bear
#

Oh my fuckin holy mackerel dooty donks

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Jesus Christ

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

burkina faso recently passed an anti gay law in september

karmic jetty
#

le declining populate argument

twin bear
#

๐Ÿ’”

toxic relic
#

they outlawed homosexual acts starting on 1 september 2025

toxic relic
twin bear
#

Might as well ban love

toxic relic
#

theres no way that 1 percent of your population makes any difference to "declining population"

karmic jetty
#

if gay how bebe...

toxic relic
#

thats just a stupid argument

oblique stream
#

11 countries where death penalty

twin bear
#

Wow

livid notch
#

Crazy

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

crazy

toxic relic
#

"yeah i want to krill myself"

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stupid

twin bear
#

Oh nah l1ght lives there dam.. Good thing he's not gay ig? feels weird saying that

graceful dust
#

ppl being gay kinda gets in the way of women being tied-down baby-making factories dunt it

twin bear
#

I couldn't handle living in a place that'd kill me

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For liking men

oblique stream
twin bear
#

I see

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I hate that meme lowkey

toxic relic
twin bear
#

Frfr

graceful dust
toxic relic
#

i know

karmic jetty
oblique stream
#

Where is russia tho

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And Belarus

twin bear
#

Belarus ๐Ÿ˜ญ oh bro

toxic relic
oblique stream
#

Oh only the gay marriage?

twin bear
#

Belarus is so strange

toxic relic
#

but you're right that they have many vague laws that are used to oppress gay people

toxic relic
oblique stream
#

Gay marriage is 100% outlawed

toxic relic
#

if this was a gay marriage map then most of the countries would not have it lmao

twin bear
#

That's insane

toxic relic
#

gay people barely have basic rights to not be imprisoned/krilled bro let alone being able to get married

oblique stream
#

But I think there are just hate crimes against gays in russia and Belarus

karmic jetty
#

they seem to think alot about gays...

velvet pebble
#

Yeah there are

karmic jetty
#

are they gay

oblique stream
#

No

velvet pebble
#

Gay jokes are very popular

velvet pebble
#

And that japanese gachi thing

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Everyone is a fan of

oblique stream
toxic relic
#

kyrgyzstan passed a law that bans "non traditional sexual relations" so where the fuck are you frogboy

twin bear
#

This shit making me kinda radical (I kid pls don't smite me

toxic relic
#

in 2023

graceful dust
toxic relic
#

yeah

velvet pebble
twin bear
#

So sad how we can't just be with people we like this triggers me and i hate the term trigger

toxic relic
#

in 2022 then of course kyrgyzstan did the same thing a year later

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stop dick riding bruh

graceful dust
#

propaganda deez nuts

twin bear
#

Only propaganda im falling for is hl3

oblique stream
twin bear
#

And most

oblique stream
twin bear
#

Exactly

karmic jetty
#

mm propaganda noms

twin bear
#

It's called hopium actuallt

velvet pebble
half kettle
#

hope?

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from half life 2?

velvet pebble
#

But seems very viable with all other z memes

toxic relic
#

lol

#

why do people care about hl3

graceful dust
#

u just have that on-hand

twin bear
#

Says the guy who's gonna sploog when hl3 comes out

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Idk fart tbh

karmic jetty
#

watch as steam announces deadlock instead of hl3

oblique stream
graceful dust
twin bear
#

I came to this late but i wanna finish half life syory

velvet pebble
twin bear
#

Shit for me it's only been 2 years of waiting lmao

toxic relic
graceful dust
#

i think the time has passed for hl3 to be as good as ppl want it to be tho

graceful dust
oblique stream
#

3 steam hardware releases

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think about it

toxic relic
twin bear
#

U underestimated their obsession , and overestimated their intelect

toxic relic
#

real

twin bear
#

The hl2 fans

graceful dust
twin bear
#

Also homekeys

toxic relic
#

officekeys

velvet pebble
twin bear
#

I love kingdom hearts too

graceful dust
twin bear
#

Well don't expect me to know everything i just played it a ton as a young boy

oblique stream
#

I love kingdom come

toxic relic
#

come on dis

graceful dust
#

the weird thing abt kh is that there was actually a lot of content btwn 2 & 3 but nobody paid attn cos ppl stayed playing kh2 for the combat

twin bear
#

No i mean also as in im talking to u

graceful dust
#

however kh is in a legit content draught rn

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almost nothing for like... i think coming up on 3 yrs

#

aside from missing link being cancelled

twin bear
#

What is the newest one?

#

Last one I played was on the ds

graceful dust
#

technically dark road

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but it's not a game anymore

#

just cutscenes

#

other than that... literally just kh3

toxic relic
twin bear
#

Which one has u play was bro and u get punched in the tummy for the tutorial

velvet pebble
graceful dust
#

huh

twin bear
#

I barely remember the game itself but I remember liking it

graceful dust
#

punched in the tummy for the tutorial

twin bear
#

Yes

toxic relic
twin bear
#

Healing

graceful dust
#

? i am so confused

twin bear
#

In the city

velvet pebble
#

It's only good with suluguni

toxic relic
twin bear
#

U do a tournament as well in it

graceful dust
#

kingdom hearts 2

velvet pebble
#

The og cheese for the khachapuri

toxic relic
#

a purist

twin bear
#

I'm sorry i don't remember much

#

But yeah I think that was it

toxic relic
#

ok buddy im gonna take a flight to samegrelo just for sulguni cheese

twin bear
#

I watched animations on my ds of it alot

graceful dust
#

that one starts u off as roxas but iirc it starts with a dive into the heart like kh1 except ur roxas instead of sora

velvet pebble
#

Have a good flight

graceful dust
#

? u might be thinking of 358/2 days then

toxic relic
#

true

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thanks bro

#

i could go to georgia ๐Ÿค”

graceful dust
#

358/2 days was on nds, dream drop distance was on 3ds

toxic relic
#

im going to visit my dads family and my mothers famliy

twin bear
#

Ah ok it was prolly that then

toxic relic
#

could make a stop in the middle

twin bear
#

What I'd give to have my old consoles and games back

graceful dust
#

days is a fun one, i should prolly properly pick it up

#

from my understanding nomura had a more direct hand in writing it. the dialogue is unhinged

half kettle
#

do u guys shave ur face with a hunting knife

twin bear
#

I'll never find another decently priced game cube locally and i ain't paying allat for need for speed

toxic relic
#

tbilisi international airport is crazy though

graceful dust
#

get a wii

toxic relic
#

it looks like a liminal space

twin bear
#

I got one actually

#

Wii sports resort is heat

graceful dust
#

it's backwards compatible

twin bear
#

Oh yeah

graceful dust
#

u can play gamecube games on it

twin bear
#

Ur right

toxic relic
twin bear
#

Thanks for reminding me

graceful dust
#

lol

#

mine is hacked

twin bear
#

I'll have to get some gamecube games now

graceful dust
#

i use wiiflow

#

when i hacked my brothers wii i put fob songs on wiiflow to mess with him but they played like, super slowed down fsr. it was crazy

twin bear
#

I've never tried modding a wii

#

Only a 360

#

And i don't dare to see if it still runs after being in storage with no insulation

velvet pebble
toxic relic
#

did you make sure it was rusty

half kettle
#

this thingy?

graceful dust
#

wii is rly easy to hack

#

i like the part with the pony

velvet pebble
#

It was factory new, 2024

twin bear
#

Tettynuss never heard of it

velvet pebble
#

Still in oil when i first got it

toxic relic
#

thats an expensive razor

twin bear
#

I had to do that with the 360 for the lights that don't work anymore at least 90% they won't

#

Or modded as in just custom os

stuck yoke
#

Fucking bugs

#

GELP

twin bear
#

I love the kitted out condoles

#

Condoled

#

I give up

graceful dust
#

it's legal but idk

twin bear
#

Sure

graceful dust
#

just custom firmware

#

i keep forgetting i can play my wii again

#

couldnt for a long time cos the wiimote broke but i thrifted another one for like $5

twin bear
#

Finding a cheap controller with motion plus feels so good

graceful dust
#

i didnt check if it had motion plus oops

#

idr what it does

#

i dont use the like sword swinging features

twin bear
#

Oh u won't need it then

graceful dust
#

wait... but no more heroes... can i still jerk it without wii motion plus?

twin bear
#

Hm prolly not it's articulated movement or etv

#

Well actually

#

It's basically shaking

graceful dust
#

yeah it's just shaking

twin bear
#

Like Mario kart

#

So ngl

#

Yeah

graceful dust
#

cool

twin bear
#

Imma have to get fossil fighters

graceful dust
#

i can prolly find an addon for cheaper than a wiimote with wii motion plus

#

the controller i had before was such garbo like it had plus but like the nunchuck didnt connect

twin bear
#

Yeah third party insanely cheap

graceful dust
#

it wouldnt stay in the damn thing

twin bear
#

My controllers are third party haha

graceful dust
#

ye

#

i think i got a decent one thrifting

twin bear
#

Nunchucks are so flims1y1

graceful dust
#

better than my old one

twin bear
#

Keyboard tweaking

#

I can't play cabela's big hunt without joystick

#

And it won't work lol

graceful dust
#

havent played it

#

i play uhh

#

forgetting every wii game ive ever played

#

calling & no more heroes

#

i think i played silent hill shattered memories on it too

twin bear
#

Was dynasty warriors on wii

graceful dust
#

iirc i mostly used the wiifit tho

twin bear
#

Or a very similar game I remember playing smth like thay

#

I had one of those fuckass balance thingies

graceful dust
#

looks like they had samurai warriors

twin bear
#

I loved tf outta those games tho dynasty warriors is just goofy fun

graceful dust
#

i never got into them but they look fun

twin bear
#

One guy just killin hundreds of one tap minions

graceful dust
#

theyre those ones where u just carve thru a billion enemies?

twin bear
#

Yeah

graceful dust
#

lol

twin bear
#

No story all arcade like

#

Usually anyway

graceful dust
#

they have some story

twin bear
#

It's not perfect but yeah. I suppose

#

Tbf tho

#

That's the formula

#

And it works well

karmic jetty
#

perhaps we play spess... thinkcat

#

or draw...

karmic jetty
strange spruce
#

hrmmmmm

#

decisions decisions decisions

half kettle
#

indecisive

karmic jetty
#

my ship was looted

karmic jetty
toxic relic
toxic relic
#

idk what that is

#

a puppet?

#

ArmLeft๐Ÿ‘ถArmRight

karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

me when i get on the roids

half kettle
#

hmhmhm

#

how do u want to die

toxic relic
#

heart attack

half kettle
#

but i hear it is rather painful

toxic relic
#

real

half kettle
#

i think..

toxic relic
half kettle
#

a heavy metalic object crushing my head in one instant

#

would be a mess to clean for the cleanupcrew but would be instant

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

watchin flapjack bcs i dunno what else to watch on tv noms

#

is either that or i do my annual chowder rewatch

icy vigil
#

Its time zeerol

#

Time to get a postgrad

karmic jetty
toxic hawk
#

Why not just heart stops during sleep

prime pulsar
#

good there another exam i need to to prapare

#

like everytime theres someting changing about admissions proces whenever i loom into ot

half kettle
#

long term suffer

zenith ocean
#

Hi! has anyone tried to play with this mod? I'm afraid it's infected or very incomplete. B42 Multiplayer - Death Legion

toxic hawk
velvet pebble
#

With a guarantee

toxic hawk
#

Sorry

#

I sounded like an ass

velvet pebble
toxic hawk
#

I didn't mean its something obvious or

velvet pebble
mystic wigeon
#

graaaaagh zomberzzzz

velvet pebble
#

I know they cause heart to stop but isn't it painful or something

velvet pebble
#

Can it be executed while you're asleep

toxic hawk
#

The second stops the heart

#

Third I forgot

neon bramble
#

dosen't the injection have the highest failure rate

velvet pebble
#

Does it even exist, it's not like you need anything after heart stop

toxic hawk
mystic wigeon
#

im playing 42 for the first time, why cant i stomp the rats in my trailer

neon bramble
#

I might dig for it but I remember reading something about trying to bring hanging back because it's actually more consistent

toxic hawk
velvet pebble
#

Figures

#

I like how china just doesn't care and still uses 9mm lead pill to the head

neon bramble
#

I mean

#

it works

velvet pebble
#

With a guarantee

neon bramble
#

if you're going to do it, be quick

#

anything short is plain sadism

velvet pebble
#

Yeah I'd rather take a bullet too

#

If we ever get death sentence back

toxic hawk
#

Lmfao

#

I looked it up

#

First injection is a paralysing agent

#

Second is potassium for cardiac arrest

#

And third is an anaesthetic

neon bramble
#

why last

toxic hawk
#

No fucking clue

neon bramble
#

yes

toxic hawk
#

Eye for an eye as usual

plush cobalt
#

Erm killing is bad

toxic hawk
#

Shut up

#

Get lost

velvet pebble
#

Shut up omar

toxic hawk
#

Loser

plush cobalt
#

Sorry guys I know that was controversial

velvet pebble
#

Pacifist ahh fan

toxic hawk
#

Dude ends lives on a cosmic scale daily

#

Talking about killing is bad

neon bramble
#

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velvet pebble
neon bramble
plush cobalt
velvet pebble
#

New head ripping off machine literally is a guillotine

#

Except it's not new

neon bramble
#

does this answer your question

plush cobalt
#

Do they get to keep the head

velvet pebble
#

Bruh lmfao

plush cobalt
#

Is it rigged like other claw machines

velvet pebble
#

It's even worse than a bullet

neon bramble
velvet pebble
#

It flies faster than your nerves can register anything, but no machine is able to act that fast

#

So that means there's a fraction of second when you feel your head being yoinked

plush cobalt
#

gobermen should not kill peopl

velvet pebble
#

It took me that long to understand that it's all a meme new channel

neon bramble
#

its an old meme channel

velvet pebble
#

Didn't get the Ohio part first

neon bramble
#

satire rather

velvet pebble
#

And it's incredibly well made

velvet pebble
arctic shore
#

Discovering the onion, I see

velvet pebble
#

They make posts though, not videos, at that what i know of it

plush cobalt
#

The Ohio bit made it obvious it was satire, but I'm not sure whether I'd believe the claw machine method were real even without it lol

neon bramble
velvet pebble
#

Made me wanna go read panorama again

arctic shore
neon bramble
#

they have a satire news site

arctic shore
plush cobalt
#

I wonder if the Present Day Present Time current events make it easier or more difficult for satire writers to come up with good satire

toxic relic
#

every message you send looks and sounds like it was formatted for twitter

plush cobalt
#

What the fuck

#

I've never even used that

toxic relic
#

i know man

#

its just so similar

plush cobalt
#

Why are my messages tweets

toxic hawk
#

Funny how to execute you they just pump you full of potassium

plush cobalt
#

Why are you right

toxic hawk
#

Actually.hilarious

toxic relic
#

ive never used twitter either but i had to comb through it and your chat is exactly the same format

plush cobalt
#

Oh God

toxic relic
#

im not sure why i told you this

plush cobalt
#

Because you're a cruel being

toxic relic
#

i didnt think about what it would do to you

toxic relic
paper hull
#

I'm just a little gamer don't punch me

plush cobalt
#

Fortunately my brain chooses random things to latch onto vs. what to delete entirely

#

Who knows which this will be

velvet pebble
half kettle
#

super mean word

toxic relic
#

you see bro

velvet pebble
#

You're illegal burger

toxic relic
#

thats exactly what a tweet would look like

toxic hawk
#

Politics

plush cobalt
#

But this just means I'm cool and hip of course

arctic shore
plush cobalt
#

All the youngsters are using Twitter dot com

toxic relic
#

"Does anyone else's brain choose to randomly latch onto things while deleting others? Like, who knows what I'll remember or forget next ๐Ÿ˜„"

plush cobalt
#

That feels more reddit

toxic relic
#

i see

arctic shore
#

I am being offered a Moskvich 407 for a summer if I run it through inspection and make documents for it

toxic relic
#

twitter, pre change, seems like it was more like "wacky but relatable statements about life"

neon bramble
#

what makes it reddit

#

the desire to be pandered to

toxic relic
#

the question format

#

i think

toxic hawk
plush cobalt
#

Something being reddit is kind of a je ne se quoi thing to me

toxic relic
#

anybody else? amiright guys?