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how many guys larp as legion and then go to hotels and do hand stuff
Alot
"its part of the larp bro trust"
Men on men mounting do be mentioned alot
real
tbf hoi4 is not about politics
Its about map painting
Lol map painting
belgium painting the map of central africa/southern africa
And just so happens that you paint the map as a famous austrian painter
I'm happy i didn't end up finishing my Japan playthru
holy shit
I dont get how Paradox fail so badly at making paint
dudes playing runescape
grandpa in chat
get to grinding
i dont play runescape anymore i cant spend the time on it
lol
To each their own
It's one of those windowed games

i cant multitask bro
ill get a headache
lmaoo
Too old for multitasking
Runescape is alot tbf for multitasking
Ui and everything is just too much when ur tryna complete paradise on punishment mode
real
lmao my first recommendation is slandering on old people for knowing what trackball is
its ok that means you keep playing
Can't get to the top of the pyramid punishment may be too hard for me low-key
holy shit
But imma still run it
Fishing on the side for money so i can get upgrades
Organ selling only taking me so far
Sucks that the good drops are so rare
all comes back to fishing
Fr haha
when video game has video game mechanics

illegal
ive been trying to play the new update to a game
but im going overseas in a few days
infinite games no games

๐ญ Nah when u wanna play smth but don't got the time is the worst
At least when it comes to gaming
๐ sit there and wonder why tf i didn't just boot it up before i sat down
but then you dont feel like it
Exactly
worst is when you finally get time to play, you launch the game and spend 10 min before getting bored

It's so weird sometimes cuz ill be hyped to play smth I've had on my mind then all of a sudden
The urge is gone
"Oh dude don't forget to play this game" ten mins later "hmmm nah"
@true phoenix
do you want any tips? My ex got me into hoi4 so I'm decent at the game
same
spam aa
go for soft attack instead of hard attack
Ai almost never goes for armor
Allow me to respectfully decline 
All good!
tbf hoi 4 meta is very confusing
Each top tier youtuber all says and does contradicting things to each other
How many caps for u to take ur shirt off and teach me hoi sharp
I don't really advocate for chasing the meta.
Single player isn't so hard that you need it
The main thing you need to know is what all the different stats do and how to make a division
aka learning why something is good, not what is good
Too low charisma to pick that dialog option
U ever play owb
its not fallout 3
you cant bruteforce success
A few times!
I did a world conquest as the Great Khans on an older version of the mod
My body is a machine that turns
Invading smaller neighbors
to
Oh I guess we're fighting the entire Alliance in 1938
allies*
I like playing with expert ai though which kinda forces you to play vanilla historical
but on the plus side the game isn't so easy that you can just roll over every opponent with ease
I do sometimes pick house and form a utopia before the muties take over
you get the point
Which always happens
or employ some heavy cheese
and paradox coding exploit
Ngl tho i wish we had more vanilla units but it's a nitpick tbf
Yeah
With expert AI the AI actually uses MP meta templates and divisions
as well as having better scripting for using tanks and doing naval invasions
AA is op on coasts
At least from wut I've seen so far
I never tried mp
as well as france surviving 1939
Air, especially vs the ai, is a much better investment. You get a ton of bonuses from having green air, and CAS does a ton of damage
Is there a divide in the playerbase like there is in other strategy games
Hold on, hold on, that needs some serious context
Its literally in the rules that france cannot survive nazi Germany invasion
I assume heavily
AA isn't banned in MP
AA stacking is banned*
Using a division that will never actually enter combat because of a super low org and reinforce value, and a fuckton of AA, is banned.
In a normal division you can put in as much AA as you want
I can see that being ass tho
I love stacking it's the only way I've won against the US in alaska lmao
Yeah that 
Sharp is being kinda misleading here
So, you know how only a certain number of divisions can fight in a tile at once, and the rest just go into your reserves, and slowly reinforce in whenever the divisions in front run out of org?
Still a novice in hoi 4
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the guys down here
despite them not actually being in combat, their AA guns will still fire and shoot down planes
You can make a division with hundreds of AA guns that due to its low reinforce rate, will never actually enter combat
That is what is banned, not just having a lot of AA in your divisions
Good because I like to have a ton of anti air on my coasts
people complain about that, but it's cause if France survives, the game just ends, so the Soviet, Axis and allied minors, USA, and commonwealth basically don't get to play the game
Ik, that I can understand from the vid
Wait france can't survive or it ends the game? Dam
Had no idea
They usually get cooked first few hrs of playing haha
Vanilla is already very allied favored in MP (which, duh, reality was allied favored, hoi4 is super unrealistic in the nazis even having a chance)
so if Germany doesn't get the French factories, and the allies start with a foothold in Europe, they'll never be able to take on the soviets
That's also why France can't deny Germany taking the Sudetenland or whatever its called
I can get that
but still watching professional mp is like watching someone getting slapped on the hands repeatedly
This is hilarious cuz it's so true
They stood no chance
And never did
Axis take the L
Thank u tho for explaining this in detail i appreciate it
Hoi4 as a single player game is a fun ww2 sandbox to romp around in
Hoi4 mp is a extremely delicately balanced shitshow and that's why everyone has long rules lists and balance mods
It is really fun with friends though, and while banning the cheese might seem lame, it's more lame to waste a few hours doing buildup only for the US to level Germany in 2 months because someone forgot to ban strat bombers so now the war ends instantly
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Yeah, fair enough
im still more of a hoi watcher
Even after how many hours and countless guides later - I still pretty much suck at hoi 4
hoi 4 is not the game where you enjoy sucking
when liberation
ah
its where you get steamrolled hard
So glad it all worked out in the end
Rimworld is
Rimming is fun
And dwarffortress
I like rimming all night
Pz taught me patience
to get obliterated by randy
I never had any for games tbh
Whenever I get too pessimistic ww2 stuff generally cheers me up
A real black and white conflict where the bad guys lost and I can feel proud of my country for a bit
None of that morally gray stuff, just an actually just war for once
except when you start looking into details
Trepang and CS fr
shit gets real dark
maybe i should retry rimworld
im not sure why i dont enjoy it, it may be the colony sim aspect
Bigger picture wise it makes me happy knowing the people of germany aren't ran by that douche anymore
Oh the US still did plenty of horrible things, but Imprial Japan and Nazi Germany were so much worse that it still makes it a just cause.
its not for everyone id say
Ive played since 1.1
yeah colony sims arent for me but i respect it and it still seems like a fun game
and every further update had just alienated me
oh yeah
ofc
i am kind of infuriated by devs raising prices each update
Cause I actually wanted to buy it, and the second day was a price increase
Quasimorph doin that but in a good way
Quasimorph doesn't have dlcs
I think rimworld has 3 additional supporter editions
The hell
might be bs
if you raise the price of rimworld each update why dont you just release each patch as a dlc
hang on
like stellaris
almost 39k tenge
thats insane
quasimorph is amost half the price here
compared to base rim
cheapest for all dlcs + base game is 35k i think
quasimorph is 8k
real
you can get the free version
no wait its 7
yeah ik
fair
just like zomboid
yo real?
Yes
what free zomboid
you can go to moddb
and download 15 years old zomboid build
I'd feel guilty even selling my game for a buck
whatever, who wants to buy it - will
no
you used to be able to download zomboid for free
but Amazon went Amazon and charged tis for too many downloads
And the files were deleted anyway :)
smile
doesn't it fill your heart with joy knowing that corpos own everything
and you own nothing
You cant even find these versions online anymore
I'll go skydiving to celebrate
not even pirates had saved them
That's cold
so they are lost media
tale as old as time
dont use a parachute thats for cowards
Yea we had mfers running shit forever dam
Who said i was gonna do easy mode
just like the entire jetix cartoon collection
Hardcore
Idk why bur reading that reminded me of Hannah Barbara
I used to watch those all the time
les stroud has uploads of his escapades
Wait is that even propper grammar
and some newer ones
Also none of the cloud storages had preserved 15 year old files
When u find a link to smth u been searching for just to get a 404
mega, google, Dropbox
Amazon
Any fruit company these fuckin days
Moving like a dam military to import crappy fruit
Lol but not in a good way
banana wars lore is crazy
coca cola paramilitary
I was meant to say banana republics lore
Bro is coke santa now
Imagine overthrowing the entire government for bananas
corporations infiltrating and killing union members
to dissolve labour organizing
starbucks apple trader joes
amzon

walmart died in europe because union busting wasn't tolerated and the 'team builidng' activities were found creepy
Union? Nah don't do that, instead we'll compensate you with adding an extra minute to your lunch break
and a slice of cold pizza? yeah what a great deal
Still no takers? You drive a hard bargain
10 dollar Walmart gift card.
Expires in a month
what about overtime and sick leave
fuck off
well have I got funny news for you
the company that did that also funded both sides of a civil war in Colombia
Hey that sounds familiar
Also Hyundai was involved
oracle, palantir and ai kill chains
U got gold bro?
what is this
I have no clue
I like to imagine that the AKs they smuggled them were also just in shipments of bananas
It kinda creeps me out
You'd open the shipment and you'd find a lot of bananas and a few AKs as a treat.
Erm banana clips
this isn't a meme guys
this is real btw
the court cases are still going on for this
I wonder if they will go anywhere
probably not much
but I think legally speaking, they did it.
they've been found guilty of it in other court cases
i would never expect court cases against rich & powerful entities to go anywhere ngl
At least not to the fullest extent
What a wonderful system
i still think abt the panama papers & how basically nothing that happened except the journalist who outed it got assassinated
yo a certain ex prince did that
essentially its leaked data
rich & powerful ppl were using shell corps in panama to do shitloads of financial fraud
& yea all that was leaked
Whoever leaked it did a justice i don't normally condone leaking but in cases like this
Yes
it's whistleblowing
Oh Boeing
we're not talking video game leaks or anything here lol
Yeah people die because of ir
gotta protect da money
people getting this out in the air are doing a good thing at a huge risk
We evolved and we're wasting it on doing this shit๐ฅ
I'm not a corpo tho so i see it like a civi if i was rich id prolly think like them
theres way more atrocities happening in the world than we will ever know & that borthers me somewhat
It urks me as well
Ur gonna inject bo1 cutscenes into my head with all this new data I'm prolly only gonna feel worse about it if i read up aren't I lol
yessir
When awareness brings mental distress
The grand old duke of york
He had 10000 men
Also had lots of young girls
but he cant remember them
Ooooooooo
The grand old duke of york
He had twelve million quid
He gave it to a woman he never met
For something he never did.

Bros got a whole song
yessir
It's that bad ๐ญ
I miss the ignorance of my childhood sometimes knowing what the world can rly be like is so ass
Prince of persia
incredible
P cool game ngl
you had a privileged childhood if you were allowed to be ignorant
been meaning to play it
drinking song lmao
whistleblowing has a long history
from Bartolomรฉ de las Casas telling people how enslaved native americans and africans were being treated
probably further back real
Tribes of people were prolly doing it
i was raised to believe that there would be consequences for these kinda things
Openai 
oh? i havent caught up on those
openai is in a lawsuit for causing deaths iirc
i think google might be involved? wouldnt surprise me if meta was too
oh wait i heard of the meta one actually
by killing ppl i meant like the ai convincing ppl to do it themselves but i didnt know they assassinated a whistleblower
smile
Man I'm not reading anymore of those documents wtf this is just hard to read
fair bro fair
Making me feel guilty for not beinf abke to do anythinf
the catalyst of a lot of big news is leaks and whistleblowing
but that shit is buried so quick
people arent even made aware of the origin
like the cia whistleblower in 2020
that lead to the im๐
I genuinely think the CIA are actually some comically evil villains after learning what they've done
imass
its also crazy that there are multiple boeing leaks within 5 years lmao
Boeing's existence baffles me still
just like the irs
They literally stole gold
they had like a signature assassination method in 2020 that i kinda cant believe more ppl didnt catch onto. shot in the head, car on fire. it isnt even subtle
Fr
mafia style
slimed out?
I admitted my distain for the cia
are you prepared to die for pepsi military soldier?
Lmao
sir yes sir
McDonald's army
sir yessir oorah
Sir yes sir
u will be fine ive been talking shit most of my life
I'm jk
yeah dont let the intimidation stop you
its joking but i dont want people to get intimidated cause thats their goal
self censor
I used to talk about the cia alot
fuck the cia ๐ฃ๏ธ
at least not jfk, your mind would be blown by cia
I understand surveillance to an extent but it's been overextended since it's founding
nanny state
I am very used too being watched that is tru
my neighbors ring cam can see my entire apartment whenever i open the door. hi jeff
glory to corpostska
its crazy how much shit is happening
it's the kinda thing where like, even if u think ur not doing anything illegal the things u do can be made to be illegal & then theres all this evidence of u doing it
i dont feel like we're that far off from being gay becoming illegal again honestly
panopticon ๐ค
real
imagine going to jail cos ur neighbors ring cam picked up a man entering ur house
when it becomes unprofitable to corpos
I can't just love women I need my men
Then they'll lobby for anti gay propaganda and laws
yoo i lived this
The rainbow no longer shines
back when "public displays of homosexuality" were illegal
fr? thats scary
& i know that ice is alrdy doing exactly this
yea i dont think we have it codified in law here? it was a sc decision, theyre allowed to overturn those whenever a similar case gets brought to them
Cis countries are not happy about gays
I'd prolly have to kill myself bro or die fighting my own fucking country that's so fucked 0
before the sc decision there were a lot of propositions across the states
theres more campaigning to reverse gay marriage legalisation
honestly i have no idea. idk how sc decisions get overturned other than by the sc itself
They hate gays cuz they cant pull
real
pull on dis dick
I dont think old boomers in power will ever kneel to the fact that gays exist and its okay
it isnt when it's mainstream
when you shift whats normal then nothing is obscene
it is where it isn't mainstream
Lile
you know
most of the earth
i mean if the normative opinion is gays r bad then it isnt radical to think gays r bad

no
unfortunate
i just got here
Lmao
I am a criminal in 25 countries
And my crime is punished by death
I can literally be the most basic bi man and still get called a weirdo for liking both
around 65 nations have laws against homosexuality
wonder where they got those from
The number is fresh out of my ass so
burkina faso recently passed an anti gay law in september
le declining populate argument
๐
they outlawed homosexual acts starting on 1 september 2025
immigration
Might as well ban love
theres no way that 1 percent of your population makes any difference to "declining population"
if gay how bebe...
thats just a stupid argument
11 countries where death penalty
Wow
Yeah Iran has a death penalty of gays
Crazy
You see, usually same people that oppose gay marriage also have something to say about immigrants
crazy
and saudi bro
"yeah i want to krill myself"
stupid
Oh nah l1ght lives there dam.. Good thing he's not gay ig? feels weird saying that
ppl being gay kinda gets in the way of women being tied-down baby-making factories dunt it
I love women
And makes more dirty immigrants move in
https://www.humandignitytrust.org/lgbt-the-law/map-of-criminalisation/?type_filter_submitted=&type_filter[]=crim_sex_men
this is a good map to show where theres anti gay laws, criminalisation of homosexuality, death penalty etc
Frfr
100% will get in trouble if i call that what i think it is in this chat lol
hey thats where i live!!
Mom look its me

Belarus ๐ญ oh bro
๐ค being gay itself isnt criminalised which i think is a loophole
Oh only the gay marriage?
Belarus is so strange
but you're right that they have many vague laws that are used to oppress gay people
i think so yeah
Gay marriage is 100% outlawed
if this was a gay marriage map then most of the countries would not have it lmao
That's insane
gay people barely have basic rights to not be imprisoned/krilled bro let alone being able to get married
But I think there are just hate crimes against gays in russia and Belarus
they seem to think alot about gays...
Yeah there are
are they gay
No
Gay jokes are very popular
oh yeah big time
World war Z, the beloved film by many
kyrgyzstan passed a law that bans "non traditional sexual relations" so where the fuck are you frogboy
This shit making me kinda radical (I kid pls don't smite me
in 2023
i think they say gay propaganda is illegal but yk
yeah
Why did you bring it up, is it gay
So sad how we can't just be with people we like this triggers me and i hate the term trigger
prohibiting the distribution of "propaganda of non-traditional relationships" among any age group
in 2022 then of course kyrgyzstan did the same thing a year later
stop dick riding bruh
propaganda deez nuts
Only propaganda im falling for is hl3
No its just a joke about triple z in the title of the game
And most
copium
Exactly
mm propaganda 
It's called hopium actuallt
Never heard of lol
But seems very viable with all other z memes
u just have that on-hand
watch as steam announces deadlock instead of hl3
Zenless Zone Zero
cos hl2 was good but cliffhanger
I came to this late but i wanna finish half life syory
Nah, zzz players are too much gooners to care for dark side of z in our country
Shit for me it's only been 2 years of waiting lmao
i think the time has passed for hl3 to be as good as ppl want it to be tho
sir i am a kingdom hearts fan
idk what this means
U underestimated their obsession , and overestimated their intelect
real
The hl2 fans
time btwn kh2 & kh3 was like 15 yrs
Also homekeys
officekeys
It's been 21 years since hl2, way more
I love kingdom hearts too
thank u for calling me a dumdum
Well don't expect me to know everything i just played it a ton as a young boy
I love kingdom come
come on dis
the weird thing abt kh is that there was actually a lot of content btwn 2 & 3 but nobody paid attn cos ppl stayed playing kh2 for the combat
No i mean also as in im talking to u
however kh is in a legit content draught rn
almost nothing for like... i think coming up on 3 yrs
aside from missing link being cancelled
technically dark road
but it's not a game anymore
just cutscenes
other than that... literally just kh3
me when i see khachapuri
Which one has u play was bro and u get punched in the tummy for the tutorial
What cheese do you like on it
huh
I barely remember the game itself but I remember liking it
punched in the tummy for the tutorial
Yes
mozz, feta ricotta
Healing
? i am so confused
In the city

U do a tournament as well in it
kingdom hearts 2
The og cheese for the khachapuri
a purist
ok buddy im gonna take a flight to samegrelo just for sulguni cheese
I watched animations on my ds of it alot
that one starts u off as roxas but iirc it starts with a dive into the heart like kh1 except ur roxas instead of sora
If you consoom foreign food, make sure to consoom it as inventers intended for the best experience
Have a good flight
? u might be thinking of 358/2 days then
358/2 days was on nds, dream drop distance was on 3ds
im going to visit my dads family and my mothers famliy
Ah ok it was prolly that then
could make a stop in the middle
What I'd give to have my old consoles and games back
days is a fun one, i should prolly properly pick it up
from my understanding nomura had a more direct hand in writing it. the dialogue is unhinged
do u guys shave ur face with a hunting knife
I'll never find another decently priced game cube locally and i ain't paying allat for need for speed
tbilisi international airport is crazy though
get a wii
it looks like a liminal space
it's backwards compatible
Oh yeah
u can play gamecube games on it
Ur right
electric razor
Thanks for reminding me
I'll have to get some gamecube games now
i use wiiflow
when i hacked my brothers wii i put fob songs on wiiflow to mess with him but they played like, super slowed down fsr. it was crazy
I've never tried modding a wii
Only a 360
And i don't dare to see if it still runs after being in storage with no insulation
I shaved with ak-12 bayonet once
did you make sure it was rusty
this thingy?
It was factory new, 2024
Tettynuss never heard of it
Still in oil when i first got it
thats an expensive razor
Like easy as in I don't need to solder anythinf
I had to do that with the 360 for the lights that don't work anymore at least 90% they won't
Or modded as in just custom os
yea u just need an internet connection. i can dm some info
it's legal but idk
Sure
just custom firmware
i keep forgetting i can play my wii again
couldnt for a long time cos the wiimote broke but i thrifted another one for like $5
Finding a cheap controller with motion plus feels so good
i didnt check if it had motion plus oops
idr what it does
i dont use the like sword swinging features
Oh u won't need it then
wait... but no more heroes... can i still jerk it without wii motion plus?
yeah it's just shaking
cool
Imma have to get fossil fighters
i can prolly find an addon for cheaper than a wiimote with wii motion plus
the controller i had before was such garbo like it had plus but like the nunchuck didnt connect
Yeah third party insanely cheap
it wouldnt stay in the damn thing
My controllers are third party haha
Nunchucks are so flims1y1
better than my old one
Keyboard tweaking
I can't play cabela's big hunt without joystick
And it won't work lol
havent played it
i play uhh
forgetting every wii game ive ever played
calling & no more heroes
i think i played silent hill shattered memories on it too
Was dynasty warriors on wii
iirc i mostly used the wiifit tho
Or a very similar game I remember playing smth like thay
I had one of those fuckass balance thingies
looks like they had samurai warriors
I loved tf outta those games tho dynasty warriors is just goofy fun
i never got into them but they look fun
One guy just killin hundreds of one tap minions
theyre those ones where u just carve thru a billion enemies?
Yeah
lol
they have some story

indecisive
im not satisfied with how my game crashed and i came back a chimera
my ship was looted

post another one




me when i get on the roids
heart attack
but i hear it is rather painful
real
i think..


a heavy metalic object crushing my head in one instant
would be a mess to clean for the cleanupcrew but would be instant




not your problem
watchin flapjack bcs i dunno what else to watch on tv 
is either that or i do my annual chowder rewatch

Why not just heart stops during sleep
good there another exam i need to to prapare
like everytime theres someting changing about admissions proces whenever i loom into ot
body would need to be weakend beforehand
long term suffer
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Sudden death happens dawg
But can you force heart stop to a sleeping person
With a guarantee
What do you think lethal injection is
Sorry
I sounded like an ass
Iunno, maybe they inject cyanide
I didn't mean its something obvious or
No it's ok
Walpipi over
graaaaagh zomberzzzz
I know they cause heart to stop but isn't it painful or something
Can it be executed while you're asleep
The first injection is a sedative
The second stops the heart
Third I forgot
dosen't the injection have the highest failure rate
Does it even exist, it's not like you need anything after heart stop
I would not know
im playing 42 for the first time, why cant i stomp the rats in my trailer
I might dig for it but I remember reading something about trying to bring hanging back because it's actually more consistent
It is made of three injections
I forgot which one stops yhe heart and lungs but I can say with 100% certainty that the first one is a sedative
Figures
I like how china just doesn't care and still uses 9mm lead pill to the head
With a guarantee
Lmfao
I looked it up
First injection is a paralysing agent
Second is potassium for cardiac arrest
And third is an anaesthetic
why last
No fucking clue
Did you get gregory
yes
Eye for an eye as usual
Erm killing is bad
Shut up omar
Loser
Sorry guys I know that was controversial
Pacifist ahh fan
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Is it a guillotine?
Is it really ending lives if they just cease to exist altogether? If, to those who cannot see into the beyond, they never existed?
Do they get to keep the head
Bruh lmfao
Is it rigged like other claw machines
It's even worse than a bullet
It flies faster than your nerves can register anything, but no machine is able to act that fast
So that means there's a fraction of second when you feel your head being yoinked
gobermen should not kill peopl
wont register a lot of pain
its an old meme channel
Didn't get the Ohio part first
satire rather
And it's incredibly well made
Yeah ik, we have similar thing called panorama
Discovering the onion, I see
They make posts though, not videos, at that what i know of it
The Ohio bit made it obvious it was satire, but I'm not sure whether I'd believe the claw machine method were real even without it lol
I agree the legal mechanism shouldn't exist
Yeah lol
Made me wanna go read panorama again
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I am the law.
I wonder if the Present Day Present Time current events make it easier or more difficult for satire writers to come up with good satire
dude i know what you sound like now
every message you send looks and sounds like it was formatted for twitter
Why are my messages tweets
Funny how to execute you they just pump you full of potassium
Why are you right
Actually.hilarious
ive never used twitter either but i had to comb through it and your chat is exactly the same format
Oh God
im not sure why i told you this
Because you're a cruel being
i didnt think about what it would do to you
true
I'm just a little gamer don't punch me
Fortunately my brain chooses random things to latch onto vs. what to delete entirely
Who knows which this will be
No you're not
super mean word
you see bro
You're illegal burger
thats exactly what a tweet would look like
Politics
Without the fortunately you're right and I knew after typing it
But this just means I'm cool and hip of course
I am
All the youngsters are using Twitter dot com
"Does anyone else's brain choose to randomly latch onto things while deleting others? Like, who knows what I'll remember or forget next ๐"
That feels more reddit
i see
I am being offered a Moskvich 407 for a summer if I run it through inspection and make documents for it
twitter, pre change, seems like it was more like "wacky but relatable statements about life"
Something being reddit is kind of a je ne se quoi thing to me
anybody else? amiright guys?


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