my home now
#general_chat
neat moat
graceful dust
yeah gurt lives in my storage closet now
oblique stream
Why would you keep it anywhere but in your shed
graceful dust
we dont have a shed
this storage closet is outside tho
this is not inside the apartment
oblique stream
oh
dense siren
Guys I am doing wilderness run and I got notched plank but the light fire option says "requires already having fuel light etc" confused I cant make planks yet what I do now
neat moat
yeah gurt lives in my storage closet now
I'll let you store things in there for 800 a month
graceful dust
I'll let you store things in there for 800 a month
talk to my roommate abt that
neat moat
talk to my roommate abt that
shes welcomed to come to me if she wants to use the room
graceful dust
i just asked her abt it & she didnt seem happy β fun convo for later
graceful dust
idk if my shit weighs that much
honestly i just want the apt decluttered & taken care of this is messing up my mental health a lil bit
i didnt get to see sunlight in the apt for like 2 yrs
graceful dust
furnitures been blocking the only window
my bedroom window isnt positioned in a way where it ever gets sunlight lol
neat moat
do you go outside?
graceful dust
cardboard box
graceful dust
do you go outside?
my knees aint good enuf to get down from the 3rd floor
not a lot to do on the balcony
i go out for groceries & once in a blue moon i go to parties thatre usually outdoors
graceful dust
working on it
she wants to put her piano keyboard in front of it, im gonna have to see if that makes it worse
she just got a new one tho so idt it'll ever see use
π€· but it's 2v1
graceful dust
my two roommates who r a couple
it's usually fine but when it comes to apartment decisions it's a pita like they tried to pressure me into letting their cat on the dining table i use for crafts
neat moat
thats fucked up
graceful dust
i have to pull the ownership card for things like that @_@ i dont like it
theyre fine like 90% of the time & they prolly respect that i was here first but some of these r just objectively bad decisions
graceful dust
im 30
neat moat
whats chopped
graceful dust
how do u not know chopped
oblique stream
Nah, 30 is not uncle
graceful dust
officially unc status
oblique stream
40 is
neat moat
home is unc
oblique stream
Fartass is an uncle
oblique stream
you are a shark bait
oblique stream
how do u not know chopped
I dont know what chopped means
graceful dust
I dont know what chopped means
uggo
oblique stream
I feel like an uncle rn with you talking in slang
neat moat
Uggs
graceful dust
that predates... like... humans
neat moat
Wait why do you think youre uggo keys
oblique stream
british had to exist in order to mutilate their own language
in order for uggo to appear
graceful dust
cos i choose to be but that didnt come out of nowhere i was quoting kyle maclachlan
neat moat
what
neat moat
what
neat moat
one, its Twitter
graceful dust
yea i had to specify cos it aint blocked for being twitter
it's blocked for being x lol
neat moat
I see
graceful dust
i dont have ig so i cant link the original post
graceful dust
yea u dont get punished at least, it just wont let u
neat moat
keys where do babies come from?
graceful dust
why
neat moat
how
oblique stream
not even twitter
.com
neat moat
were you dug out of the ground?
neat moat
the sky
graceful dust
lol dont tell me u believe the stork thing
graceful dust
why r parents so embarrassed of the idea that their kid was born covered in dirt that they gotta lie abt it
twin bear
U came out coochy
oblique stream
You find kids in the cabbage
twin bear
Simple
oblique stream
no?
neat moat
cabbage patch
neat moat
why r u asking me
oh cus ur unc so you must be wise
oblique stream
cabbage patch
ye
graceful dust
U came out coochy
that only happens to birds & it's called a cloaca
neat moat
the poop shoot
twin bear
No I'm saying cooch as in the hole of life
Aka were u come out of
All my life coochy has meant that
graceful dust
i didnt know they had a name for the dirt holes they dig babies out of
twin bear
U came from ai
graceful dust
no u
twin bear
I make too many mistakes to be ai
oblique stream
I came from a beautiful flower
You came from that paracite flower
twin bear
Ggs
oblique stream
That feasts on roots of other plants
neat moat
i didnt know they had a name for the dirt holes they dig babies out of
digging up a hole digging, digging up a hole (hole)
oblique stream
Leaches them
oblique stream
no
neat moat
Do u believe in leaching
Do you enjoy hurting other people π
twin bear
Yes
graceful dust
digging up a hole digging, digging up a hole (hole)
teal storm
new here, wheres the lfg chanel?
oblique stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzAaqz3cUkY
digging friends holes?
neat moat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzAaqz3cUkY
millennial music
twin bear
Trepang doesn't exist
graceful dust
millennial music
it's a cartoon
oblique stream
new here, wheres the lfg chanel?
neat moat
you dont like?
teal storm
ty
graceful dust
oblique stream
Boss?
twin bear
It's boss boss
graceful dust
sometimes goes rly hard cos they have a bunch of big name musical geeks
twin bear
Pim gotta be my favorite
oblique stream
graceful dust
horse is my fav character
twin bear
I'm telling mr frog
graceful dust
she sucks so bad
twin bear
Rehab is either being juiced up with meds and stuck inside or heaven
toxic relic
throwing up into your pillow and cold sweats on a serene beach in the bahamas
twin bear
Its so dumb yeah
neat moat
hate how a lot of rehabs are heavy handed on religion
toxic relic
"yeah lets shame this sick man" π
toxic relic
hate how a lot of rehabs are heavy handed on religion
dude fr
even AA is so religious
graceful dust
literally jail is better than a lot of those facilities
twin bear
Bro I respect religion holy shit
neat moat
uh
twin bear
Don't shove it down my throat
neat moat
is it?
graceful dust
yes
twin bear
Ever been to trion
neat moat
depends on the level maybe
twin bear
Lmao
graceful dust
well i only know the jail side ive never been to rehab
but i would rather go back to jail
twin bear
Place got shut down after i got discharged for no no crimes and beating kids
Glad to see it go bye bye
Also cost the state a shit ton of money
twin bear
It rly does
neat moat
as it tends to
twin bear
Growing up in those places ain't fun
graceful dust
even AA is so religious
also aa's program is just kinda fundamentally bad. like nothing good comes from telling ppl that if they relapse they have to start over, it just creates a whole thing of like... & u see this a lot in religious restrictions, "ive already sinned, i might as well go all the way"
twin bear
Ill tell u that lol
toxic relic
ive been in a correctional facility/prison and compared to the rehab ive been in id say its similar
toxic relic
also aa's program is just kinda fundamentally bad. like nothing good comes from ...
real
neat moat
thankfully I'm good at acting normal
toxic relic
ive been in a correctional facility/prison and compared to the rehab ive been in...
this is anecdotal however
neat moat
:]
toxic relic
doesnt really matter
graceful dust
im sure theres some real cushy ones
twin bear
Acting normal wasn't why i was taken by cps lmaoo
toxic relic
fr
twin bear
It was my parents and my environment
graceful dust
the ones the state will send u to wont be as good
neat moat
For me its what got me the programs I needed
toxic relic
a lot of the time its really out of your control whether or not you get taken
toxic relic
the ones the state will send u to wont be as good
that depends here as well haha
twin bear
I started getting into fights at foster homes and what do they do
toxic relic
the national centers are oftentimes better
because theyre not for profit so theyre cared for
graceful dust
interesting
twin bear
They send me to a facility full of literally criminalsπ
graceful dust
here in the states it works literally the other way around. if it's not for-profit it isnt cared for
icy vigil
twin bear
So sad but true
toxic relic
for example, instead of rehab or psych its called respite and its essentially just you and people your age/with the same issues in a house with rotating caretakers [2 max] and you can leave and do whatever
twin bear
U ever cut urself and didn't realize it until u moved the flesh just right and the paper cut opens
Ouchy
toxic relic
theres obviously restrictions and mandatory meetings and appointments but yeah
the for profit ones arent as nice haha
toxic relic
here in the states it works literally the other way around. if it's not for-prof...
curious
graceful dust
i was in a facility where they basically kept me sedated for weeks at a time, not sure how the ppl who work there convince themselves theyre helping ppl
twin bear
They get paid
toxic relic
U ever cut urself and didn't realize it until u moved the flesh just right and t...
yessir
twin bear
Booty juice was part of my diet
graceful dust
they dont get paid well is the thing
neat moat
apathy maybe
toxic relic
you cut yourself and only realise later on when you see a bit of dried blood
graceful dust
i think it's power tripping tbh
twin bear
they dont get paid well is the thing
It shows they were kicking and throwing kids around
toxic relic
"wtf is thi-oh huh how did i cut my arm"
neat moat
true
twin bear
At least in trion
toxic relic
trion sounds like a future prison on some scifi movie
graceful dust
when im making cards & boxes i get a lot of scratches i dont notice til i go to use hand sani lmao
twin bear
It's prison but without any of the things prisons get π
toxic relic
I-I can't go back to trion, they'll yank on my pizzle and remove my biohardware. I'd rather die, brother.
twin bear
Honestly would rather die than going back
graceful dust
It shows they were kicking and throwing kids around
no thats so real. i heard some shit from other kids, i got off easy
toxic relic
Honestly would rather die than going back
fair
twin bear
More trauma from those places than my entire life combined
U know what that means tho
I got character building
neat moat
I got really lucky, but the dehumanization still got to me
toxic relic
I got character building
what doesnt kill you weakens your immune system fr
graceful dust
what doesnt kill you weakens your immune system fr
real
twin bear
Bob
toxic relic
robert
twin bear
All cuz bro didn't do his job keeping the house in check
oblique stream
U ever cut urself and didn't realize it until u moved the flesh just right and t...
The worse is the glass
twin bear
Yeah my screen is broken that happens sometimes
oblique stream
Once I broke wine glass and thought everything is fine
twin bear
Glide my finger across the screen and feel a sharp sting
oblique stream
Until my entire hand suddenly started bleeding
toxic relic
that mustve looked so sick
twin bear
Blood wine
oblique stream
Thankfully no deep cuts
twin bear
Deep cuts barely bleed whenever i get em but a tiny prick and I'm leaking gallons
toxic relic
bros got weird blood vessels
twin bear
I'd rather have the random bloody noses i get than bleed as much as I did when i fell off that porch
So much blood π
oblique stream
that mustve looked so sick
That was more like 3-5 cuts bleeding non stop
oblique stream
but my hand was covered in blood
twin bear
but my hand was covered in blood
Remember
oblique stream
I have never had a serious accident in my life after childhood
toxic relic
real?
oblique stream
Maybe because Im not going outside as much
twin bear
I have never had a serious accident in my life after childhood
I keep getting injured by the smallest things lol
Especially since it started getting icy
Slipped like 10 times alrdy
toxic relic
bruh
twin bear
Scraping raw skin on ice
oblique stream
ice is surprisingly sharp
and snow
toxic relic
bros leg looks like a deflated balloon
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/calambre-calambres-gif-11902819
Looks like a parasite is in bros leg jesus
toxic relic
fr
neat moat
its me
toxic relic
is that your leg or are you the parasite
neat moat
the parasite
graceful dust
i saw the mummy recently so like
twin bear
Tom cruise right
toxic relic
nah brenden? brandon?
twin bear
Oh yeah
toxic relic
the fat fuck from the whale
graceful dust
oh fuck apparently my entire class yesterday was dedicated to testing lol
bye forever
graceful dust
idk why people think its good
it's an adventure movie idk it's fun but yea his character in it sucks so bad lol
graceful dust
have u seen monkeybone
twin bear
Remember the rock movie
twin bear
Scorpion king
graceful dust
monkeybone
twin bear
Monkey bone
graceful dust
it's a movie
onyx igloo
i just learned theres something called a foley catheter that they use during surgery and when you wake up you will feel like you have to pee until its remove
toxic relic
i just learned theres something called a foley catheter that they use during sur...
yessir
onyx igloo
i just learned theres something called a foley catheter that they use during sur...
that sounds incredibly annoying
twin bear
That movie is a feverdream
graceful dust
it's abt a cartoonist who dies & goes to hell with his cartoon character monkeybone
twin bear
Comes back to life eventually as a freak accident victim
graceful dust
not in a bad way i was just like? is that how that works?
toxic relic
you're right though
oblique stream
i just learned theres something called a foley catheter that they use during sur...
just pee
graceful dust
i dont have to imagine that im a regular weekend road trip veteran
toxic relic
what does that mean
onyx igloo
dude i never have to piss when on road trips
graceful dust
it means 10h no stops
twin bear
That's ez
onyx igloo
i just get code brown feelings of having to shit
toxic relic
just take a sleeping pill or watch a serious
oblique stream
just pee out of the window
twin bear
Went to Florida and back without stopping other than gas π₯
toxic relic
i just get code brown feelings of having to shit
holy fuck
oblique stream
or in the bottle
toxic relic
dude needing to shit is way worse than needing to piss
graceful dust
so like... they dont give sleeping pills to 10yos, generally
toxic relic
or in the bottle
gaterade bottle
toxic relic
its easy to piss in a bottle but its hard to shit in a bag
cause it reeks up the car
graceful dust
y'all think i chose not to piss for 10h no my mom was driving
twin bear
Shit out the window
toxic relic
hotboxing with your own turds
twin bear
Just make sure u push
onyx igloo
i always have to shit really bad on road trips
twin bear
Tru
toxic relic
so like... they dont give sleeping pills to 10yos, generally
huh
twin bear
Passengers could tho
onyx igloo
while its driving? gonna have to pull out
does one not wish for a breeze upon thy backside
graceful dust
my condition makes me dehydrated & have to piss a lot tho i dont think i can do long car trips again
toxic relic
the force of the drag will bring the shit inward
twin bear
Aroshitnamic
toxic relic
my condition makes me dehydrated & have to piss a lot tho i dont think i can do ...
bottle
onyx igloo
shinamic
graceful dust
sounds miserable
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
i dont know how to use a catheter
graceful dust
i could just not subject myself to any of that
toxic relic
up your dong
twin bear
Peeing in a bottle is fun u get grenades after
onyx igloo
eugh no
toxic relic
Peeing in a bottle is fun u get grenades after
yessir hahaa
oblique stream
while its driving? gonna have to pull out
You give wheel to the passenger and pull out
onyx igloo
thats a terrible thought
twin bear
Wym
toxic relic
you get those tiny bottles? and you piss in em then you can throw em at your mates later on
twin bear
Tactical urine
graceful dust
catheter without a dong... double misery
toxic relic
oh yeah
onyx igloo
id rather piss my pants infront of the prince of belair than have to stick a catheter up myself
toxic relic
idk how that works
graceful dust
bro forgot ppl without dongs exist
toxic relic
toxic relic
true
onyx igloo
mein doodle
toxic relic
my richard
onyx igloo
where is location of mein doodle
oblique stream
My johnson
onyx igloo
i just thought of calling it a hoodle dee
twin bear
Bruh i gotta try to see if i can find a translation for dih in nu
onyx igloo
pipe
toxic relic
wood
oblique stream
My one eyed monster
toxic relic
HAHAH that ones great
onyx igloo
cyclops
oblique stream
My peenar
twin bear
Second head
toxic relic
trouser snake
graceful dust
ok well i have no way to catch up on my coursework before my next class lmao
onyx igloo
the tree with the bushes
toxic relic
skin flute
twin bear
Sean with the bigger picture
onyx igloo
well trimmed garden
twin bear
Skin flute jesus lol
graceful dust
y'all writing fanfiction?
graceful dust
so yes
toxic relic
pogo stick
twin bear
Big buff men
oblique stream
wang
toxic relic
pencil
twin bear
Little jimmy
graceful dust
panini
graceful dust
y'all said all the other ones i could think of
oblique stream
maybe too vulgar
too vulgar?
toxic relic
yessir
graceful dust
ah wait disco stick
twin bear
Disco stick oh nahhh
oblique stream
no vulgarity while talking about dick
toxic relic
anaconda
onyx igloo
the single bladed helicopter
toxic relic
bacon bazooka
twin bear
Dam thats a fire term
onyx igloo
the missing propeller
onyx igloo
im just making shit up
twin bear
Big bone
graceful dust
Disco stick oh nahhh
twin bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mB0tP1I-14
I KNEW THIS IS WHY I SAID THATA
Kill me please
toxic relic
pink cigar
graceful dust
let me link the gaga song in peace
toxic relic
pork sword
graceful dust
spring
onyx igloo
the limbless tree
oblique stream
Popsicle
twin bear
Rocket pop
oblique stream
Lighthouse
twin bear
Would y'all try alien meat if it was a thing
toxic relic
yoghurt launcher
onyx igloo
the berries below the branch
graceful dust
depends indeed
twin bear
We prolly wouldn't be able to afford it but i would if it was similar to animals here
And safe
To consume ofc
twin bear
Ain't eating no green ppl
graceful dust
most animals on the planet r somewhat alien to me
graceful dust
im imagining dungeon meshi
toxic relic
idk what that is
oblique stream
whats the context of the meat
I beat it
onyx igloo
the mistletoe and the christmas tree
twin bear
I can't think of a reasonable way alien meat would be available ngl
graceful dust
anime/manga abt an adventuring party who learns that the secret to success in the dungeons is self-care
so they make a lot of monster meals
tall glen
I gots chicken curry in the crock pot
onyx igloo
the mistletoe and the christmas tree
if your feeling festive
wait are we done with the funny words
toxic relic
the mistletoe and the christmas tree
frankfuter
toxic relic
wait are we done with the funny words
i think so bro
tall glen
chicken thighs, taters carrots brussel sprouts
onyx igloo
good i was running out of ideas
toxic relic
how is pineapple in season for you
twin bear
America ahh
graceful dust
wait are we done with the funny words
yea but i gotta say boingloings real quick
twin bear
It's weird cuz fruit is in season so long here
toxic relic
how bruh
oblique stream
beuh
twin bear
Maybe indoor farms
toxic relic
beuh
twin bear
I actually don't know but i bet if i looked into it itd be as bad as dole
That company was literally using pmcs to control farms π
toxic relic
depends
tall glen
it was just some canned pineapple chunks
oblique stream
like does it snow
toxic relic
south island is cooler north island is warmer
twin bear
Ah canned goods
toxic relic
like does it snow
in the south yessir
tall glen
you think I can afford fresh pineapple
toxic relic
its generally temperate overall but south island it snows in winter
oblique stream
Can you see australia from nz
toxic relic
lmao what
tall glen
no
toxic relic
no
twin bear
All i want is a coconut but they're always ass at the grocery here
tall glen
even I know that
toxic relic
All i want is a coconut but they're always ass at the grocery here
fresh coconut is cinema
tall glen
you get the runs
twin bear
It is when it isn't rotten oh my god they're always rotten i swear mfers can't keep ts fresh anymore
toxic relic
you only get the runs if you eat too much
toxic relic
It is when it isn't rotten oh my god they're always rotten i swear mfers can't k...
cant import properly
tall glen
just go to the beach, and wait for de coconuts
twin bear
Always have rly
twin bear
just go to the beach, and wait for de coconuts
What beach mfer i live in a flyover state
π
twin bear
We got queca lake or wtv it's called
onyx igloo
coconut flavor is peak
twin bear
But it ain't no beach sadly
toxic relic
coconut flavor is peak
chadhandshake emote
neat moat
no coast?
twin bear
No coast
oblique stream
No coast
twin bear
PA is that ugly rectangle in the US
oblique stream
no beaches
twin bear
Yeah π
tall glen
its a derogatory name for states the wealthy dont want to live in
toxic relic
idk what its like not having a coast
onyx igloo
i really wanna try some coconut rice
twin bear
Fr
onyx igloo
idk what its like not having a coast
Imagine the water...
toxic relic
or a reachable coast
onyx igloo
Is grass
tall glen
gotta check curry
onyx igloo
and various other foliage
twin bear
Even if it was all wannabe gangsters and drunks
onyx igloo
I live in a landlocked area
neat moat
"warm water"
oblique stream
Literally no ocean in my country
toxic relic
yessir
oblique stream
"warm water"
peed water
toxic relic
neat moat
its all cold
onyx igloo
go straight from the sauna to the water outside in -20 degrees
toxic relic
its a tactical and economic advantage to have a port or harbour thats warm enough to trade in
twin bear
I miss seeing the rain only hit one side of the city
oblique stream
sea water was as hot as jacuzzi
toxic relic
its peak
twin bear
Florida is a gta server
onyx igloo
go straight from the sauna to the water outside in -20 degrees
I've seen that practiced in a video
oblique stream
Some parts are peed
toxic relic
some oceans have warm currents so its very warm
oblique stream
thats why hot
twin bear
Sauna and cold sounds fun
toxic relic
others are cold
twin bear
Ngl
oblique stream
Sauna and cold sounds fun
yes it is
toxic relic
hence the east and west coast current concept
toxic relic
Sauna and cold sounds fun
cold balls
neat moat
Every time I went to a so called "warm water ocean" it eas not like a hottub like I was promised
oblique stream
80Β° Π±Π°Π½Ρ + cold pool
toxic relic
high expectations
onyx igloo
Sauna and cold sounds fun
it sounds like it'd send the spheres to the warm domain
oblique stream
peak heart stopper
twin bear
Was it Georgia cuz that place ain't that warm
neat moat
My expectations are always high π
onyx igloo
i wonder how warm eastern european summers are
tall glen
this is good candy I got
toxic relic
steam baths are crazy
oblique stream
steam baths are crazy
They are
twin bear
it sounds like it'd send the spheres to the warm domain
True
toxic relic
i like them though there was one on a night train i was on
twin bear
Nothing worse than being seen while it's cold
twin bear
Trust bro it's cold π
oblique stream
Hell yeah
toxic relic
those soviet era trains are smth else
oblique stream
We had steam baths in space
toxic relic
as you should
brazen matrix
Trust bro it's cold π
For me its cold too.
onyx igloo
those soviet era trains are smth else
do they have the fancy designs on the walls
the wallpapers
toxic relic
?
onyx igloo
uhh
toxic relic
its wood
toxic relic
yessir
oblique stream
just planks
onyx igloo
brazen matrix
its 2Β°C where I live.
toxic relic
no bro lmao
oblique stream
wha
onyx igloo
oh i meant the other carts
oblique stream
wallpapers will not survive one steam bath
toxic relic
fr
onyx igloo
was it all steam bath carts?
toxic relic
no no
oblique stream
was it all steam bath carts?
I wish
But trains usually have bland blue paint
or white
toxic relic
yes exactly haha
onyx igloo
those wallpaper designs always reminds me of my grandmas house
twin bear
Trains here too covered in graffiti to even see the paint half the time
toxic relic
it was a CB carriage but it still had the bland off white [aged] colour
twin bear
I don't mind the art tho some artists ask the companies to paint on em which is cool
toxic relic
with like red and blue stripes
onyx igloo
I love when old ads are preserved
They have a bunch of old ads on the brick walls of my town
toxic relic
Trains here too covered in graffiti to even see the paint half the time
america train infrastructure is bad idk when the last time you ever upgraded your trains
onyx igloo
america train infrastructure is bad idk when the last time you ever upgraded you...
when the rails were built
toxic relic
crazy
onyx igloo
pretty sure im right even if i was originally joking
toxic relic
the last gov had a train upgrade plan which is being implemented now so we have a new rail track and new trains being added in 2026
twin bear
america train infrastructure is bad idk when the last time you ever upgraded you...
It's dying here sadly
twin bear
Only the big companies are left or subways
toxic relic
It's dying here sadly
crazy
oblique stream
america train infrastructure is bad idk when the last time you ever upgraded you...
Americans would rather kill their train system instead of natiolising them
onyx igloo
this sucks
toxic relic
Americans would rather kill their train system instead of natiolising them
fr hahaha
MORE LANES
twin bear
We'd rather kill our power grid than admit to the brownouts
oblique stream
The sole reason why I want to move to Netherlands
twin bear
Lmao
onyx igloo
I want MORE trains
oblique stream
Apart from holland waffles
oblique stream
Why do people hate marvel of engineering that is trains
onyx igloo
Who needs big Ford F250
oblique stream
why would you want to drive your ugly modern econom car
onyx igloo
Who needs big Ford F250
i dont need to im not an overcompensator
oblique stream
instead of sleek lookin giant marvel of engineering
You don't like driving tanks?
onyx igloo
no
toxic relic
our new rail system haha
onyx igloo
unless you give me a real tank
i would drive a real tank
but nooo the government says its armed with weapons
twin bear
Gimme a warthog
oblique stream
our new rail system haha
The only thing I miss from greece is trams and metro
toxic relic
The only thing I miss from greece is trams and metro
dude fr
oblique stream
We have a single metro lane
twin bear
Dam i wish i was able to just hop borders y'all got it good jesus
oblique stream
In an entire country
onyx igloo
i am a car enthusiast so im a little biased about cars but i still think we need better public transport
toxic relic
oblique stream
we have only one metro lane
oblique stream
Very
twin bear
Here u ain't going to leave unless u got mad money π₯
toxic relic
i am a car enthusiast so im a little biased about cars but i still think we need...
you can like cars and advocate for pt
onyx igloo
classic compact cars are so cool
oblique stream
Like Japanese levels of business
toxic relic
you can look at them and still use pt in daily level
onyx igloo
i might die in one but hell let me die in drip
toxic relic
1 metro is crazy though
oblique stream
Not even during lows you can find a place to sit
toxic relic
Here u ain't going to leave unless u got mad money π₯
i wish it was as good as you think but it could be better haha
twin bear
i might die in one but hell let me die in drip
Anything but a mini cooper
toxic relic
it usually gets worse cause of car lobbeying
neat moat
Anything but a mini cooper
Sheldon
toxic relic
the tram removals
onyx igloo
Anything but a mini cooper
do you mean the modern or old
the old ones were pretty good ngl
toxic relic
Not even during lows you can find a place to sit
we only have that issue on school days or after work in the cities
hence the new city rail
twin bear
i wish it was as good as you think but it could be better haha
Yeah it prolly just seems better to me since our circumstances are cooked
oblique stream
Fuck them grandpas removing our trams
twin bear
do you mean the modern or old
Shitty fiberglass ones
onyx igloo
fiat 121 abarthπ£οΈ
onyx igloo
Shitty fiberglass ones
Do not group them together
toxic relic
fr
oblique stream
Its not rocket science
twin bear
Do not group them together
oblique stream
We still have tram tracks on streets
toxic relic
and new trams dont have pulleys anymore so they dont go off track or shit themselves when it rains
onyx igloo
Putting old mini coopers next to modern ones is like putting a 50 year old tree next a twig
oblique stream
Some of them are paved over with bike lanes
onyx igloo
they do not compare
twin bear
Fr
oblique stream
I wish there was a place to put trams in...
twin bear
I don't even know much abt cars but i know enough to hate fiberglass bodies
toxic relic
remove the car lanes and add tram lanes
oblique stream
5 lane street is too small for a tram
toxic relic
imagine the foot traffic
imagine the conviviality
no huge car parks needed just people out doing things
π΄
toxic relic
lmao
onyx igloo
just kick the guy who tries to tax you in the balls
twin bear
Imagine paying then getting fined cuz ur over a minute on the meter
toxic relic
i dont need to pay for parking cause i use the bus π΄
oblique stream
Like 80% of traffic would be eliminated if drivers had to pay for parking
But noo
onyx igloo
i am strange
oblique stream
too controversial
twin bear
Some places u pay here
onyx igloo
i am scared of driving fast in real life
oblique stream
i am strange
Aint we all
toxic relic
car tax in the city
onyx igloo
yet i love rally car
toxic relic
how is that strange
onyx igloo
the MOST dangerous SPEEDY driving
twin bear
They even got cops for fining ppl which is hilarious
neat moat
do yall have fasttrack lanes?
toxic relic
are you afraid of dying in space but you enjoy astronaut movies
neat moat
for your freeways
toxic relic
idk what that is
onyx igloo
are you afraid of dying in space but you enjoy astronaut movies
i mean if im dying in space id go out fast
not that scary
twin bear
the MOST dangerous SPEEDY driving
Rally is peak
toxic relic
rally is peak
oblique stream
Swedish rally
neat moat
You pay to use those lanes so you can go past traffic, do that or have enough passengers in your vehicle to not get fined
onyx igloo
Have you guys tried out assetto corsa rally?
oblique stream
or Finnish
twin bear
If i could I'd go see one, they have some near here but they're in the summer
Small time ones tho
twin bear
Dam even sean been overseas
toxic relic
what
twin bear
Wth
toxic relic
thats like disney fastpass
oblique stream
toxic relic
but for driving
onyx igloo
Dam even sean been overseas
No
twin bear
Am i the only one who hasnt been anywhere but canada
onyx igloo
I watch on the video
toxic relic
https://youtu.be/D9-voINFkCg
chad
neat moat
They have cameras that scan to see if you have the, like chip ig on yout windshield, or if you have enough ppl
very dystopian
twin bear
I watch on the video
Was gonna say bro where did all the money go
onyx igloo
when my eyeballs see rally car my neurons go bing bing beep
toxic relic
They have cameras that scan to see if you have the, like chip ig on yout windshi...
dude what
crazy
oblique stream
Oh we have so many cameras
toxic relic
those ai cameras
oblique stream
Because police is not allowed to patrol
toxic relic
aus has ai cameras now lmao
neat moat
oh shit no they're called express lanes
toxic relic
ahh
neat moat
but yeah exactly what I said
toxic relic
uhhh idk about that man
twin bear
Maybe fictional media made alot of ppl blind to how fucked all this shit is lol
onyx igloo
aus has ai cameras now lmao
im gonna put tape over my plates
twin bear
Cuz this was fiction not too long ago
onyx igloo
try to detect that stupid ai
toxic relic
we have expressways but idk about fast tracking
neat moat
You can tell im very new to the shit they do in the cities
twin bear
U weren't borm in the city?
onyx igloo
i dont like cities
oblique stream
try to detect that stupid ai
Police pull over
toxic relic
im gonna put tape over my plates
isnt that illegal
onyx igloo
cities can go big shit poopy
twin bear
Ggs u got more value than me
neat moat
I was, but I moved
twin bear
Oh i see
oblique stream
isnt that illegal
it is
onyx igloo
isnt that illegal
not if you dont get caught
onyx igloo
ooh
oblique stream
No if you are corrupt enough tho
twin bear
Federal crime isn't it?
twin bear
Like touching someones mail
onyx igloo
why do they get to tell me what to do
toxic relic
Like touching someones mail
thats hilarious to me
what if you ask your neighbour to get your mail while you're out
twin bear
Imagine getting fined for keeping ahold of ur neighbors stuff for em
toxic relic
fr
twin bear
Fr
neat moat
You can touch it if its like at thr wrong address but yeah
toxic relic
haha
twin bear
It's so dumb lol
neat moat
thats not how it works
onyx igloo
whats so special bout them fellas up in them fancy offices telling me i have to pay for a lane
toxic relic
HAHAH
neat moat
I shit on the government for a lot but at least they dont do that
paper hull
I love 5:49 wake up times yessssss
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/hes-reaching-gif-12852592232151738021
Clearly
neat moat
has to be malicious afaik
toxic relic
i see
onyx igloo
ill shit on the government anytime
twin bear
Don't get caught and u don't break the law
onyx igloo
"malicious intent"
he looked malicious sir
candid patio
Anyone else?
You come home. You lock your door. You do some goofy ass ritual to help you remember that you did, in fact, lock your door.
I say out loud: the door is locked. I know this, because I locked it.
toxic relic
fr
neat moat
either you cant sue them or you'll both be charged since you are asking somone to commit a felony
onyx igloo
what if i maliciously grab the malicious paper from my malicious neighbor
twin bear
Anthrax mail
toxic relic
Anyone else?
You come home. You lock your door. You do some goofy ass ritual to...
no
if i lock it its locked
onyx igloo
i lock it then jiggle the handle
neat moat
just grab the door handle to make sure
candid patio
if i lock it its locked
Are you sure you locked it though?
onyx igloo
check if its loose
oblique stream
Anyone else?
You come home. You lock your door. You do some goofy ass ritual to...
I have been so stressed out some months that I had to pay my friends to check if the door is locked
neat moat
yeah
toxic relic
Are you sure you locked it though?
yes
twin bear
Even if it ain't locked there's tons of objects i can throw at freddy fazbear if he tries to crack me
oblique stream
Because I couldn't recall if its locked or not
onyx igloo
im very specific about some things though
neat moat
stink knows he didnt leave the stove on
twin bear
Slappy has the stove still on mindset
onyx igloo
like i wash my hands alot or i feel very gross
vital marten
BOO
toxic relic
stink knows he didnt leave the stove on
yessir im a man of confidence
i know i didnt because i never cook
twin bear
Lmao
neat moat
how good is your man's cooking
toxic relic
good
twin bear
Me with the oven never having anything in it but dishes
onyx igloo
imma try to rest now
neat moat
and dont worry he cant hear you here
candid patio
so its locked
You're never laying in bed falling asleep and then you panic that you left the door unlocked?
toxic relic
his family is very good as well
toxic relic
You're never laying in bed falling asleep and then you panic that you left the d...
why would i care
also no
neat moat
nice
oblique stream
You're never laying in bed falling asleep and then you panic that you left the d...
i had
toxic relic
and dont worry he cant hear you here
he's right next to me
even so its true
he cook good
neat moat
Chef, even
twin bear
Stink and his man would prolly slap around anything that tries to get in
They ain't worried
neat moat
kiss the chef apron
candid patio
You're never laying in bed falling asleep and then you panic that you left the d...
If I don't do the ritual, there's a good chance I get out of bed to go perform the locking of the door ritual
neat moat
slappy I think you just have like adhd
twin bear
I sleep in my undies with the door unlocked let that robber try to rob me while im in my scivvies
toxic relic
Stink and his man would prolly slap around anything that tries to get in
lmao
its more like im not worried about robbery
candid patio
why would i care
So many reasons!!!
toxic relic
0 reason
neat moat
Ill go into your house and rearrange all thr furniture
toxic relic
ok
candid patio
slappy I think you just have like adhd
The most
neat moat
by 3 inches
toxic relic
Ill go into your house and rearrange all thr furniture
free house renovation
thanks bro
twin bear
Only here do u gotta worry about some serial killers bustin in yo shit at 3am π₯
neat moat
"why is the stove on the ceiling"
toxic relic
style
neat moat
how would your man cook now
twin bear
How would a mirror tub look
toxic relic
Only here do u gotta worry about some serial killers bustin in yo shit at 3am π₯
nah i got my car stolen out of my drive way when i left the keys in it once, but that was in gauteng,sa. places around thw world do have higher chances of theft but im just not in one rn
nor do i care tbh
if you steal you needed it
candid patio
I aspire to be this. Stink is the embodiment of it
toxic relic
When is the last time you harvested the field in which you grow your fucks?
you worry too much
neat moat
does your wife worry as you do
toxic relic
almost nothing in personal life is that serious
twin bear
I woulda had a switch flick in my if my car got stolen
toxic relic
unless its a death or illness
neat moat
the private group chat got leaked
candid patio
does your wife worry as you do
My wife worries so much it makes me look normal.
toxic relic
bruh
neat moat
damn
toxic relic
you're gonna die of a heart attack or smth
candid patio
I'm the calm rational one in the relationship
neat moat
stress is not good for the soul