general_chat

[frosty tulip]

Best ur gonna get champ

[sturdy oasis]

oh woah we're getting dommed?

[quasi slate]

we were created to destroy fok the maliens!

[neon bramble]

this is a fair reaction

[frosty tulip]

Nah it's the Combine

We ded

[quasi slate]

okay we are cooked

[sturdy oasis]

combine deez nutz

[subtle shoal]

would aliens dominate or submit

thats the real question

[lilac quarry]

aight you can all have this chat in dm lol tf

[subtle shoal]

HELLO MODS

[sturdy oasis]

they can travel far in space I think they'd win

unless they have silly weakness

[subtle shoal]

everyone disperse

[frosty tulip]

Combine would easily destroy us lol

[toxic relic]

this is what it takes to get you to talk

[frosty tulip]

They've taken over entire dimensions

Ye we lose

[quasi slate]

demonstrate the power of a nuclear warhead while they have a tech that can vaporize a planet in their arsenal because we are clueless

[neon bramble]

I am going to go actually play the balding gate I just installed now

[subtle shoal]

ok nerd

[frosty tulip]

We just need to find a man named Free Gordonman

And we have a chance

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-wizardcat-goodbye-chat-gif-8533816440036195590

[quasi slate]

if we cant have the planet then no one can trigger russia's dead mans hand

[sturdy oasis]

I'll demonstrate the power of my rizz

that'll get them to leave

[frosty tulip]

Lmao they'll still get a gain from that

They just steal all the ocean water

[quasi slate]

the seahorses are drying up

[sturdy oasis]

male seahorses get preggers why can't I

[frosty tulip]

I'd likely die during the war because some portal opens directly on me and a combine soldier shows up through it and explodes me

[sturdy oasis]

this is unfair and I demand a reroll on evolution

[toxic relic]

the minute i got to the level 1 spell "call maggots" i realised this was the best ttrpg of all time

[frosty tulip]

We are actually banned from demanding balancing changes

[sturdy oasis]

lemme speak to the manager

[frosty tulip]

Since the human class already exploited their insane traits

[toxic relic]

then i got to the level 1 spell "force fart" and i clapped

[frosty tulip]

The sweat ability was too OP

Devs didn't get around to fixing it

[subtle shoal]

im gonna go do gdscripting

[neat moat]

we arent with the pregnancy department

[subtle shoal]

i will be in here

do not panick

[toxic relic]

"casting this spell causes a target seen by the caster to experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum forcing them to fart."

[frosty tulip]

Then they also decided to give this class tool usage for some reason

What the fuck were the Devs thinking with this broken class

[sturdy oasis]

big brain bad hips for pooping babies out what gives

[toxic relic]

i also remember the "areola diameter" section

fatal truly is a game

the racial hatred chart

[neon bramble]

gay people, rules as written cannot be happily married

😔

[toxic relic]

thats not even uncommon in games its crazy

[neon bramble]

fucking aedile though

thats what the GM is called btw

[toxic relic]

cinema

[sturdy oasis]

general manager?

[toxic relic]

the list of racial slurs made me laugh

like bro thought of in game racism so hard

[neon bramble]

you are supposed to bargain with em for the skills you can and cannot have

[toxic relic]

that doesnt work

[quasi slate]

wow u invited to a party thats not even playing

smh

[spiral condor]

payday simon vik und

[quasi slate]

who

[spiral condor]

🐟

[sturdy oasis]

I miss infomercials

[spiral condor]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7iy11Lhv8hdwJROTP6GGJ6?si=b4fdf4fb1a8c4b38

[spiral condor]

"i miss watching the same ad for half an hour"

[neon bramble]

force someone with negative anal cirumference to fart

[toxic relic]

HAHAHHA

[sturdy oasis]

yes

[neon bramble]

keep doing it until they are forced to burp it out

[sturdy oasis]

head on apply directly to the forehead

[toxic relic]

peak gaming

[outer maple]

hosting a little pvp vanilla+ experience, safehouses, npc bandits
76.179.52.226:16261

[toxic relic]

is home your favourite movie

also #1019737819981283459

[subtle shoal]

they like to call me albert

because Im einstein

[outer maple]

haha no I have kids

[toxic relic]

fuck

[outer maple]

ive seen it 100 times unfortunately

[toxic relic]

i wish you wouldve just said its your favourite movie

[sturdy oasis]

but but it's got Sheldon

[toxic relic]

i respect bold opinions

[outer maple]

its in my top 1000

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[toxic relic]

i fucking hate that guy

[sturdy oasis]

dang what did he do to you

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/bazinga-gif-3569291

[outer maple]

also after i posted it in LFG i noticed i cant post that in LFG lol

[toxic relic]

he killed my mom and dated my dad

you need to format it

read the rules for posting

[sturdy oasis]

I'd date your dad too

[toxic relic]

thanks man

he is gay

[sturdy oasis]

no problem boss

[toxic relic]

[sturdy oasis]

kept you waiting huh?

[toxic relic]

waiting on dis

[sturdy oasis]

woah easy buster might have to take that to the DMs

[toxic relic]

do people really date on discord

[sturdy oasis]

without a doubt

[toxic relic]

crazy

[outer maple]

dating nowadays is only discord

[toxic relic]

low tier bait

[oblique stream]

thats how you get into long distance relationships nowadays

[toxic relic]

how is that dating

if you're just talking on discord or on the phone

[subtle shoal]

i really dont understand long distance relationships

[outer maple]

its not

[subtle shoal]

you "love "

a person

which you havent even met?

[sturdy oasis]

I had one in college with woman in my hometown it sucked

[outer maple]

its not dating unless there is an orgasm

[sturdy oasis]

well it wasn't really a long distance relationship I guess we would see each other when I went home but that was every few months

[toxic relic]

if your partner goes out of the country for a few weeks for work i get that but i dont think sending nudes to some random online for a few months is dating

[left gate]

i need people to read a draft i have 🤔

[toxic relic]

that is long distance bro lmao

thats the definition of what long distance used to mean at least

im not sure about now

[sturdy oasis]

well we were dating before I went to college

so I guess it turned into one

[toxic relic]

happens

its better to break up then imo

[sturdy oasis]

I mean we did after my second year

[toxic relic]

real

[oblique stream]

how long should it be to count as long distance

[sturdy oasis]

then I discovered that dudes are also pretty hot

[toxic relic]

nothing is ever longer than dis dick

[velvet pebble]

Draft?

[left gate]

draft (not for war)

[oblique stream]

So pretty close huh

[sturdy oasis]

no thanks I prefer a stout

[toxic relic]

im a lager man myself

[sturdy oasis]

lager is also good

[oblique stream]

You look like a leaflover ngl

[vital marten]

Only if it doesn’t burst from my chest sometime later

[toxic relic]

dark lager so good

[vital marten]

Like in those movies

[toxic relic]

stouts are great as well of course theres guinness

[sturdy oasis]

might be dumb but what?

[toxic relic]

only if you want it too brother

[oblique stream]

You're not a true dwarf

rock and stone

[toxic relic]

elven slur

[sturdy oasis]

I am the opposite

[vital marten]

Diggy diggy hole

[toxic hawk]

Dying dying light

[sturdy oasis]

heyy I started playing that for the first time

[vital marten]

Beastin

[oblique stream]

And they call it a mine

A MINE

[toxic relic]

lotr reference

[oblique stream]

Peak mid gaming

[toxic relic]

this, my friend, is the home of my cousin Balin

...this is no mine. It's a tomb

[oblique stream]

Ballin?

[sturdy oasis]

ballin but at a high cost

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

ballin

[oblique stream]

Ballin deez nuts in your mouth

[toxic relic]

real

[sturdy oasis]

yummers

[oblique stream]

Its Wednesday and I already hate it

[sturdy oasis]

debil

Tuesday innit

[half kettle]

6 mores hour till wednesday

[toxic relic]

its wednesday

[oblique stream]

Thats a far cry from our conversation

[half kettle]

far cry 3?

[oblique stream]

Only new Zealanders get me

[toxic relic]

real

[oblique stream]

And aussies

[toxic relic]

aussies are still sleeping

[toxic hawk]

Call me a creed to assassins the way I kill conversations

[oblique stream]

even if I dont get what they saying

[sturdy oasis]

great now I have to keep up with time zones

[sturdy oasis]

I have the US down that's ez and western Europe mostly

[toxic relic]

laugh at this american

[oblique stream]

Just run fast enough for time zones to not matter

[toxic relic]

it was me barry

[sturdy oasis]

no need to laugh I am already a clown

[toxic relic]

barry deez nuts in your mouth

[toxic relic]

westernoid

[oblique stream]

Barry your face in deez nuts

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-pov-coke-meme-ifunny-gif-18157342

[oblique stream]

I hate coke

[sturdy oasis]

maybe it hates you too

[toxic relic]

cocaine is better

[oblique stream]

Too fizzy

[toxic relic]

i would rather do cocaine over meth

[sturdy oasis]

just shake it

[toxic relic]

meth high lasts too long

[oblique stream]

No

[half kettle]

why do drugs

[toxic relic]

flat coke tastes rancid bruv

[oblique stream]

It'll spray all over you

[toxic relic]

fun

[sturdy oasis]

oh yes please

I want to be sticky

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/aicat-spidey-ai-cat-spiderman-gif-6867002506310463728

[toxic relic]

ok buddy

[oblique stream]

You are already

[toxic relic]

no erp in chat

[oblique stream]

Erp

[half kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-drive-movie-drive-2011-driver-gif-10382825816416479296

[oblique stream]

I hardly know er

[toxic relic]

interesting pronunciation of erp to get that

[quasi slate]

Lithuanian store called Maxima
experience

[stone meadow]

great the bus i was waiting for for 14 mins said DUE then dissapeared off the board. No bus showed up

[toxic relic]

bro cant catch a break

[sturdy oasis]

it was taken by the mothership

[stone meadow]

fr

[oblique stream]

It didn't feel like carrying you

[toxic relic]

what is it with you and buses

[stone meadow]

idk

[toxic relic]

or transport in general

[stone meadow]

some sort of curse obviously

[sturdy oasis]

must of been a witch

[toxic relic]

have you angered a wizard or warlock?

[lilac quarry]

just buy a car already smh

[quasi slate]

did you get tapped by old grandma nun passing the street? is over for u

[lilac quarry]

you're rich

working for tis and lockheed martin

just buy an AC130

don't you get a discount

[oblique stream]

He pissed off American wizard

[stone meadow]

its probably all the ladders i work under

[toxic relic]

yeah mate buy a car to drive through the single lane roads of rural england

[stone meadow]

stacking curses

[oblique stream]

enland

[sturdy oasis]

well now you've cursed your family for generations

[toxic relic]

engerland

[lilac quarry]

that's why I also suggested the heavily discounted ac130

smh

read

[toxic relic]

i dont pay attention to you

[oblique stream]

just buy a cargo drone

[sturdy oasis]

buy a jetpack

[oblique stream]

and fly

[toxic relic]

ladder?

i hardly knower

[oblique stream]

Id rather piss off African wizard

[stone meadow]

bus showed up

yipee

[toxic relic]

do you pay with your phone

or with a card

[oblique stream]

It will get stuck in traffic

[toxic relic]

bus lane

[oblique stream]

One lane enland roads

[toxic relic]

dude so many losers park in the bus lanes here that the buses cant use them

[stone meadow]

sorry they only have B52s in stock

[toxic relic]

i would like to blow up cars

[sturdy oasis]

push them with the bus

[toxic relic]

on these roads

[oblique stream]

So many losers drive in bus lanes

[stone meadow]

with my phone card

[oblique stream]

And park in bike lanes

[toxic relic]

so you're a cuck

you should use a card like a chad

[stone meadow]

no

i lose them

[oblique stream]

I use a card

[toxic relic]

[oblique stream]

its cheaper

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA

[stone meadow]

also the cards sometimes dont read but my google pay always does

[toxic relic]

dude you've got the object permanence of a 2 yo baby

you move around like a flustered damsel

[vital marten]

A whau

[oblique stream]

awhau

[toxic relic]

im sure youd lose your head if it wasnt attached to your neck

crazy

[sturdy oasis]

detachable head does sound cool

[oblique stream]

😏

[toxic relic]

like lego

what happens to the body

[sturdy oasis]

just chills

[oblique stream]

Like in ben and edd

Your head rolls around

while body lays on the ground

[sturdy oasis]

spider legs come out of my neck like in "The Thing"

[toxic relic]

the thing is peak

john carpenter

[sturdy oasis]

yes

[vital marten]

[oblique stream]

Your head jumps using jaw muscles

[sturdy oasis]

I'd have to work on my jaw muscles

[toxic relic]

balls in your haw

haw

[oblique stream]

Yee haw

[toxic relic]

cowboy emote

this is a reference to the usa

[oblique stream]

No its a reference to Italy

[sturdy oasis]

I understand that reference

[oblique stream]

spaghetti westerns

peak cinema

[toxic relic]

thats

not exclusive to italy

[sturdy oasis]

oh yeah then why's it called spaghetti western

[oblique stream]

Why are they called spaghetti westerns

Fuck

[toxic relic]

because most were italy and spain

[sturdy oasis]

I'm in your head

[toxic relic]

but they were also made in france, uk, greece, yugoslavia etc

[oblique stream]

Pay the rent bitch

[sturdy oasis]

those places don't eat spaghetti that's a fact

[oblique stream]

So many people living in my head and walls yet Im the only one who's paying

[toxic relic]

iirc the founder of european westerns was sergio leone who was italian

[sturdy oasis]

squatters rights sorry

[oblique stream]

But that wouldn't make them spaghetti westerns

wheres spaghet

[toxic relic]

[sturdy oasis]

it's at the store

[oblique stream]

I cant see it

[toxic relic]

you buy your pasta?

[oblique stream]

im at the soup store

[toxic relic]

why dont you make it

[oblique stream]

lazy

[sturdy oasis]

I don't know the last time I had a dish with pasta in it

[toxic relic]

what do you eat

[sturdy oasis]

cardboard

[oblique stream]

My average meal is pasta and crabsticks

[toxic relic]

ok but genuinely what do you eat

[toxic relic]

crabsticks

[oblique stream]

Cheap

[toxic relic]

you buy those huge bags?

[oblique stream]

Its dollar per 16 crabsticks

[sturdy oasis]

well I had egg sammich for breakfast and for lunch I had salad

dinner is a mystery right now

[oblique stream]

no cause im not American consoomer

[toxic relic]

real

consoomer i hardly knower

[toxic relic]

what salad

do you put sauces on the salad?

i fucking hate that

[oblique stream]

16 crabsticks for 1 dollar

[toxic relic]

you ruin the taste of the greens with your honey bbq nut sauce

[oblique stream]

or 4 dollars for 400g of chicken

[sturdy oasis]

lol it was not that

[toxic relic]

and i hate when you make dry foods wet

[oblique stream]

choice is obvious

[toxic relic]

fair mate

[sturdy oasis]

I make all food wet when it goes into my mouth

[toxic relic]

yeah yeah mastication is an important part of mechanical digestion

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-suit-cute-cat-suit-cat-gif-7265348906001948321

[oblique stream]

I make deez when they go into my mouth

[toxic relic]

i dont want the shit to get pre wet

[modest lynx]

elegant one

[oblique stream]

Pre wet

[toxic relic]

pre wet fr

[sturdy oasis]

are you a pre wet kind of eater?

[oblique stream]

eater?

[toxic relic]

i hardly nower

[oblique stream]

I hardly know er

[modest lynx]

what is pre wet kind of eater

lol

i think guys u need more cats

[toxic relic]

wetting your dries pre mouth

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-dance-kitty-cat-silly-cat-car-gif-10416976224862277025

[toxic relic]

cats overrated

[oblique stream]

Dries

[toxic relic]

im not a fan of cats

[sturdy oasis]

put it all in a blender then consume

[toxic relic]

if its blended i dont mind

[oblique stream]

blender sandwich

[toxic relic]

blender?

[modest lynx]

rule 11

[oblique stream]

blender

[toxic relic]

i hardly knower

same with soup

[sturdy oasis]

there's no rule 11 that's made up

[toxic relic]

its supposed to be wet its a wet food

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cat-cute-discord-discord-mod-gif-23623293

its all real

[toxic relic]

but i dont like wetting my dried food pre mouth

[sturdy oasis]

autism detected?

[oblique stream]

how about dried soup

dehydrated soup

[toxic relic]

dehydrated?

thats still wet food

its just dried wets

[sturdy oasis]

soup mix pour it into your mouth

[oblique stream]

dried wets

[toxic relic]

yeah idm that

i eat soup powder

the mushroom soup

its good

[oblique stream]

powder

[toxic relic]

i hardly knower

[oblique stream]

i hardly

knoe ee

i should go to sleep fucking hell

[sturdy oasis]

begone with you

[modest lynx]

its 7pm

[oblique stream]

its wednday

[dense gate]

Hey is it cool if I ask questions in this chat?

[toxic relic]

about what

[sturdy oasis]

that's when the main hatch gave in

[modest lynx]

general chat is quite out of pz

[dense gate]

Ohh okay

[oblique stream]

Were the one asking questions

[dense gate]

Ask away

[oblique stream]

And the question is why am i not sleeping

[sturdy oasis]

farter or sharter?

[oblique stream]

Good nighter chat

Farter?

[toxic relic]

insert knower joke

[dense gate]

Sharter

[oblique stream]

its so over

[quasi slate]

hello Tony

[toxic relic]

im a smart fella not a fart smella 🤓

[sturdy oasis]

truth is it was rigged from the start

[dense gate]

Had a close call at work the other day

[sturdy oasis]

im a funny fella

[oblique stream]

you are a fart smella tbf

[toxic relic]

im a smart fella

[sturdy oasis]

oh yeah what's 1+1

[toxic relic]

thats when you clamp your cheeks together and start sending prayers every way in the hopes that your mud vein has a reverse button

⭕ 💢 ⭕ 💢 ⭕ 💢

type shit

[burnt kite]

do you waffle stomp

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

brother

im ngl

i have

it wasnt always my shit though

[sturdy oasis]

I wish I hadn't read that

[burnt kite]

i had to do that once, it slid out like a snake i didnt even notice until it fell

[toxic relic]

in the tall grass fr

hey man when you cant bake some brownies on the porcelain oven you can at least press a waffle in the shower

[vital marten]

Oh yes

Almost dropped a brush full of paint on the tiles in front of the customer

Shit only happens when I’m being watched istg

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

cinema

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-writing-fire-writing-fire-peak-gif-8735179823604814435

[toxic relic]

just tell the guy that you're about to squeeze out a fresh sausage and the butcher wants it done yesterday

[sturdy oasis]

line is getting stolen it belongs to me now

[toxic relic]

the fudge bus is leaving and you're almost late

yessir

[dense gate]

Who’s shiting in your shower

[toxic relic]

haha

every sport has its injuries

[subtle shoal]

yall stomp your shits down the shower?

[toxic relic]

lets just say, cant be a knight without being prepared to dirty your sword

[dense gate]

:0

[toxic relic]

bros speechless

so was i

[subtle shoal]

:O

[toxic relic]

ok damn bro

im bored someone say something

[subtle shoal]

shit stomping shit slinging dopamine injecting ape

[toxic relic]

christ man tell me how you really feel

[half kettle]

dentists are just tooth miners

[toxic relic]

you live in the uk right bro?

for all we know you could sound like this

[velvet pebble]

Teeth are their gold

[subtle shoal]

fine

[velvet pebble]

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow

[subtle shoal]

i need to work on my game

but

i am not

[half kettle]

its a shame, the human corpse cant regenerate teeth naturally

[toxic relic]

you think?

wouldnt that hurt

[half kettle]

well temporarily sure

[subtle shoal]

my wisdom teeth are growing

[toxic relic]

you have baby teeth no?

[subtle shoal]

it wasnt fun for a time

[velvet pebble]

We need shark ability, they can grow teeth

[toxic relic]

isnt that an example of new teeth

[burnt kite]

im afraid so

[velvet pebble]

Not really, you're born with 2 sets of teeth

[half kettle]

i think i've gone past baby tooth stage

[toxic relic]

true man

[velvet pebble]

Afaik

[toxic relic]

idk how i feel about regenerating teeth

would it be like hair?

[subtle shoal]

prob

[half kettle]

arent nerves also unregenerable

[toxic relic]

or would it be like limestone concrete

[subtle shoal]

nope

[velvet pebble]

Ye

[subtle shoal]

once you damage them theyre gone

[burnt kite]

not really it's closer to received pronunciation, i dont live near anyone with a strong accent

sadly

no funnies

[toxic relic]

fucked

bro has the boring londonite accent

[subtle shoal]

i wish I had a better accent

[burnt kite]

lobotomite accent

[subtle shoal]

my lithuanian is boring, no accent like samogitian or smth

[toxic relic]

probably buys tesco meal deals every day and sits on the tube for 2 hours

[subtle shoal]

my english is just

[toxic relic]

like a chud

[subtle shoal]

an average eastern european accent

[toxic relic]

you're baltic though

[burnt kite]

i dont even live near that near a tesco

[subtle shoal]

for all intents and purposes

[burnt kite]

a lidl is right there

[subtle shoal]

eastern european

[toxic relic]

be unique brah

estonia is finland, latvia is romania and lithuania is serbia

[subtle shoal]

not serbia nooo please

[toxic relic]

lmao

[subtle shoal]

give me like idk

[toxic relic]

bosnia

[subtle shoal]

yeah

[toxic relic]

you're not cool enough for bosnia though

[subtle shoal]

everything but serbia

alr brotatomato ✌️

i had an idea

one day I want to visit ukraine

[toxic relic]

ok

[subtle shoal]

but i also had the idea of visiting ukraine during the war

but I canned it

[toxic relic]

why bro

[half kettle]

suicidal (?)

[toxic relic]

hmm yeah an active warzone is the best vacation spot

[subtle shoal]

i mean like

[sturdy oasis]

cheap hotels?

[subtle shoal]

i wouldnt go to kherson or smth

[burnt kite]

come and look at husks hollowed by doom despair and everything unfair

[subtle shoal]

maybe lviv

[toxic relic]

why tho

[burnt kite]

lviv is very nice

cant blame him

maybe wait tho

just maybe

[subtle shoal]

yeah maybe

[quasi slate]

@icy vigil can you knit me Son Goku's gi

[toxic relic]

old buildings

cobblestone streets

they have that opera

[burnt kite]

yez

they also got coffee

[toxic relic]

just dont ask a grandpa in lviv what he did during ww2

[subtle shoal]

visited lviv

ig

[toxic relic]

sure

[toxic relic]

🤔

[fathom igloo]

Lock in or crashout?

[subtle shoal]

lock tf in

[burnt kite]

crash in

[sturdy oasis]

I'm just thinking but don't many places have coffee?

[toxic relic]

theres a croissant place by stryiskyi park that had good coffee

[subtle shoal]

also I had the idea of boarding a random bus and playing a sort of roulette with the bus system

just blindly enter random buses

and step off at random stops

then board other buses

and continue

[burnt kite]

who is bro running from

[fathom igloo]

Marcus

[subtle shoal]

the ticket control

[toxic relic]

whats the romanisation of Стрийський парк

[subtle shoal]

striyskiy park

i think

[burnt kite]

stry'skiy

?

[toxic relic]

ok close enough

i cant do it off the top of my head sometimes

[burnt kite]

и is y

in ukrainian

i is ee

[toxic relic]

erhm but isnt all cyrillic just russian

smile

[burnt kite]

apparently its striyskiy on the official website

[burnt kite]

pronunciation differs

[subtle shoal]

ragebait used to be believable

[toxic relic]

the park has a website

[burnt kite]

so do letters

[toxic relic]

crazy

[toxic relic]

ik bro im bulgarian haha

we use cyrillic as well

[burnt kite]

fell for the ragebait

[toxic relic]

truly

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-web-of-shadows-depressed-sad-gif-16524395

[subtle shoal]

why do you keep switching nationalities

[toxic relic]

wdym

[subtle shoal]

i thought you were cambodian

[toxic relic]

i am

[burnt kite]

he lived in both

as well as nz

[toxic relic]

my dad is cambodian and my mother was bulgarian

[toxic relic]

yessir

[subtle shoal]

oh shit

mb mb

[burnt kite]

new zealand isnt real btw is sank with the atlantis

[toxic relic]

🤔 i grew up mostly in cambodia though but my uncle had a farm near romania that i stayed at whenever my dad thought a new war would break out

imagine seeking refuge in bulgaria

crazy

[subtle shoal]

its like orban talking about stopping illegal migration

aint nobody migrating to hungary ✌️

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[fathom igloo]

Atlantis is actually Australia we just don’t know it yet

[toxic relic]

thats wrong

[fathom igloo]

(I’m kidding)

[burnt kite]

the land down under

[toxic relic]

whenever i eat the food migrates to budapest

[fathom igloo]

I blessed the rains down in Africa

[toxic relic]

thats what i call my stomach cause its the capital of hungry

[burnt kite]

why is johnny sad

[subtle shoal]

speaking of hungry

i made instant ramen

need my daily intake of turbo cancer and microplastics

[subtle shoal]

i like adding the word turbo to things

it amplifies things in such a funny way

"turbo piss"

[toxic relic]

turbonerd

turbo-loser

[subtle shoal]

turbo driving

[vital marten]

Getting off smoke sticks, 2 weeks in on step one patches now transferring to gum

[subtle shoal]

turbo nonchalant

[vital marten]

So far so good

[toxic relic]

sick man

gl

[toxic relic]

turbo is best with insults

turbo virgin

[half kettle]

is virgin really that much of an insult

[toxic relic]

idk

i dont think so

i think its moreso what it implies

[subtle shoal]

turbo stupid

[karmic jetty]

what if theyre holy and a saint like me

[toxic relic]

this is fiction

[karmic jetty]

no this is facts

[toxic relic]

--purity ++stress

[subtle shoal]

depends on the context

[fathom igloo]

Zerol how’s inzoi

[karmic jetty]

i havent tried lmao

[burnt kite]

you are presumed to be a virgin because you are chopped and unc, therefore unable to pull

[subtle shoal]

im a virgin" and "you damn virgin"

[vital marten]

Zozo a saint? About as likely as Gurt being Real

[subtle shoal]

theres a difference

[fathom igloo]

Ugh

[toxic relic]

insane

[fathom igloo]

What if

[subtle shoal]

a victorian child wouldve died upon reading this

[karmic jetty]

waowwww ur a non believer

[toxic relic]

pull on dis dick bro

[karmic jetty]

i cast my stone upon thee

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-10749022239239578206

[burnt kite]

kill that boy

[subtle shoal]

YEAH

[fathom igloo]

WDYM DORY ISNT REAL

[subtle shoal]

KILL THAT BOY

[burnt kite]

pre ishowmeat speed was something else

[toxic relic]

this lore

[subtle shoal]

what a callback

[toxic relic]

is unknown to me

[subtle shoal]

ishowmeat

ishowmeat refers to when speed accidentally showed his dick on stream

[toxic relic]

whos speed

the guy in the gif?

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[burnt kite]

streamer got scared of fnaf chica and began dwerking as a fear response, indubitably leading to the accidental exposure of his genitals for a brief moment

[candid tide]

yeah the guy that went all around the world and such

[toxic relic]

i knew this happened

[candid tide]

dwerking?

[vital marten]

Unmask em

[half kettle]

unhinged read

[candid tide]

you mean twerking?

[burnt kite]

thursting his dih

[candid tide]

oh so that's dwerking?

[toxic relic]

dick twerking

[burnt kite]

yes

[toxic relic]

dwerking

[vital marten]

Oh no

Round and round

[candid tide]

understandable

[toxic relic]

thats just pelvic thrusting

why does it need a new word

[vital marten]

Nah helicopter helicopter

[candid tide]

so he was dwerking as a fear response

[toxic relic]

ahhh

is that dwerking?

[candid tide]

https://tenor.com/view/roflcopter-gif-5561075

[toxic relic]

i assumed it was a linear thrust

not a circular one

[vital marten]

I assume it has spin

[subtle shoal]

i went back to look at the og clip

what was bro thinking

😭

[toxic relic]

was it helicopter

or was it thrust

[subtle shoal]

thrust

[toxic relic]

yeah i was right

[vital marten]

Dead

[toxic relic]

if bro did the merry go round with his dong on stream it would be known

[subtle shoal]

merry go round

im fucking dead

[toxic relic]

spin the wheel

went to see the london eye

[vital marten]

This customer has entire house surround sound and is playing country music throughout her entire house

The slow kind

Im gonna fuckin pass out 😭

[toxic relic]

whats the slow kind

[sturdy oasis]

old kind

[vital marten]

Like love song country song slow kind of country

[toxic relic]

"big truck, big balls, i pretend to be a farm boy but my boots cost 4k and i havent set foot on grass in 2 years"

[vital marten]

Very slow and calm and… sleep inducing

[toxic relic]

[subtle shoal]

a certain ranch

[toxic relic]

with male sheep

[sturdy oasis]

with 18 men?

[toxic relic]

i dont think this is popular outside of the usa

i wasnt aware that slow country existed

[vital marten]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6UoKX6uLJwhsnyTp5k5StP?si=JQls857pSnupZeVEbDpBqQ

Current one according to Shazam

[vital marten]

Prolly not

[toxic relic]

is bro trying to flirt with you

a slow country song about love called the painter

[subtle shoal]

nows your chance

[toxic relic]

fr

[vital marten]

LMAO

[subtle shoal]

the customer is clearly flirting

[toxic relic]

must be

[subtle shoal]

shoot your shot

[sturdy oasis]

make the first move

[vital marten]

old and rich with a golfing hubby no thanks

[toxic relic]

perfect

you can be a sugar baby

[sturdy oasis]

hey I'll take your place if you don't want that

[toxic relic]

the golfing husband probably has a leaky spout that takes to pills to work

low bar for entry bro

this is perfect

[sturdy oasis]

give her some home grown american beef

[toxic relic]

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[vital marten]

Lmfao I’m dead

[rain mango]

good evening mine fellow technoserfs

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-394218174908076546

[sturdy oasis]

you can't cringe at that when you were talking about making stomp waffles

[toxic relic]

hey man im self aware

[rain mango]

fart aware

[toxic relic]

aware of deez nuts in your mouth bro

[vital marten]

Damnnnn

[subtle shoal]

lmao gottem

[sturdy oasis]

gottem

[rain mango]

do you even know what that means

i repeat

[vital marten]

Bawls in yo jaws

[subtle shoal]

do you know what the meaning of deez nuts in your mouth means

[toxic relic]

gottem nuts in your mouth fr

[rain mango]

lol

[sturdy oasis]

got me giggling on a zoom call

[toxic relic]

are you kicking your feet

[subtle shoal]

are you twirling the phone cord

[rain mango]

feet dis dik in yo mouth

[sturdy oasis]

if I lean back I could

[sturdy oasis]

twirling deez nuts

[rain mango]

do u even know what that mean

[subtle shoal]

lean deez nuts into your mouth

[rain mango]

half the server is into ct fr

[toxic relic]

into what

[onyx igloo]

into deez

[toxic relic]

deez nuts into your mout h

[rain mango]

cbt - b = deez

[toxic relic]

oh huh

[rain mango]

ure a math wiz u get it

[toxic relic]

why did you remove the b

[rain mango]

artistic expression

[toxic relic]

isnt ct a cat scan

[rain mango]

• ai said it would be funnier

[onyx igloo]

why did they scan the cat

fr

[rain mango]

idk that sounds like old people appointment

[toxic relic]

medical

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CT_scan

[sturdy oasis]

to make copies

[onyx igloo]

its a pretty common medical

thing

sorry im bad with words

[toxic relic]

its the big donut

[sturdy oasis]

chomp

[onyx igloo]

oh yeah

[subtle shoal]

not edible

sadly

[sturdy oasis]

won't you feel silly when I eat it

[onyx igloo]

the one with the magnets?

[rain mango]

clanker

[onyx igloo]

no

ct is different to mri i think

[toxic relic]

yes

[onyx igloo]

i was thinking mri

[sturdy oasis]

mri is for brian

[rain mango]

grok give me a news feed of the day

[sturdy oasis]

or am I mixing those two up

[toxic relic]

ct is for bones and mri is for soft tissue

essentially

[onyx igloo]

imagine asking ai when you can look at the news

[rain mango]

lol

why imagine

[toxic relic]

nah brain usually mri

[rain mango]

when u can release co2 in the air

[onyx igloo]

ive never used ai no matter how many times they give me it

[rain mango]

peak

[vital marten]

Yart

[sturdy oasis]

yurt

[rain mango]

i stopped using it for coding because it gave me the wrong reason an exception happened

[sturdy oasis]

wowww that's cheating

[rain mango]

yea

[onyx igloo]

why would you use ai for coding💔

[vital marten]

Using ai? Blehhh

[toxic relic]

bro used ai to generate scripts

[onyx igloo]

id rather fuck them up manually

[rain mango]

generated deez fr

[onyx igloo]

i have no skills in coding and i can write better code

[toxic relic]

bros trying to be microsoft but the only thing close is his dong

[rain mango]

be?

im not micro

hard pass

[sturdy oasis]

macro?

[rain mango]

somewhat

anyway

[vital marten]

Fly along bumblebee

[rain mango]

grok uses fossil fuel

[sturdy oasis]

yeah no peebis talk here nasty

[vital marten]

You had me at corporation

What now

[toxic relic]

johnny emote

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-alien-cat-noted-noting-this-down-glorp-noting-this-down-gif-9671578544383486034

[sturdy oasis]

ai remind me to change my steam

[toxic relic]

lmao

[vital marten]

This boss lets his employees leave at 1pm and it’s always so funny because people don’t expect a blue collar to leave that early

Customer be like “you’re leaving already?” 🤣

[toxic relic]

you're blue collar? and you have workers rights? crazy

[rain mango]

sus, this boss will use that as reason for lay off

[sturdy oasis]

impossible

[onyx igloo]

clothes are so damn expensive here

[vital marten]

Not when every employee does it

[onyx igloo]

i saw jeans for like 80 bucks

[sturdy oasis]

just don't buy clothes?

[vital marten]

They literally work til 1 and say “I’ve done 8 hours worth of work today I’m done” and stop

From what I can tell the boss can’t do shit because everyone does it

[rain mango]

oh so lunch late

[onyx igloo]

+1 indecency charge

[toxic relic]

isnt that normal

you work 8-9 hours then leave

[sturdy oasis]

charge deez nuts

[onyx igloo]

taser

[toxic relic]

i thought you meant leave early as in legit leave early

[reef mural]

hello

[rain mango]

see

[vital marten]

Key words “8 hours worth”

[rain mango]

ct server

[sturdy oasis]

would be shocking to do that

[toxic relic]

ahh real

[vital marten]

I don’t mind working less for the same pay lmfao

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[rain mango]

does work start at 5am what

[vital marten]

Got to work at 9

[toxic relic]

8 hours worth

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/yXgxqC9ZknQ

[rain mango]

i use calculators sorry

[toxic relic]

8 hours worth bro

read between the lines

[rain mango]

8 balls in yo mouth

idk

[vital marten]

Lmaaooo

Marbles lost

[sturdy oasis]

where

[toxic relic]

8 dongs in

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307010338352529478/1440378551533830326/Chester_Stone_Clock.mp4?ex=691df08f&is=691c9f0f&hm=f0fa2623bd5a595cf857dcc1ed145aaff7f785231e7b0b15e2614727bf798af8&

[sturdy oasis]

not my boy chester stone

[toxic relic]

how do people film in public

[sturdy oasis]

with their phone maybe I dunno

[toxic relic]

how

[onyx igloo]

camera

camera app

[toxic relic]

are you not ashamed

[onyx igloo]

oh

i think it depends on what your recording

i usually record birds and nature

[toxic relic]

fair

[sturdy oasis]

be ashamed

[onyx igloo]

no

[vital marten]

How would you be ashamed

[toxic relic]

dude

you're recording yourself being weird in public

how would you not be ashamed

[onyx igloo]

recording other people aswell

[toxic relic]

dont do that

[vital marten]

Wait what’s the context here

[onyx igloo]

no i was adding the fact that your also recording others

[toxic relic]

how do just record yourself like for tiktok or something

in public

[onyx igloo]

idk

seems weird

[vital marten]

Oh yeah that’s weird

[toxic relic]

yeah idk

[onyx igloo]

and you can also record other people in the background

what about those "gym creep" tiktoks

[quasi slate]

real people wear facemasks for privacy

[toxic relic]

explain

[onyx igloo]

and its just a guy asking a question or moving infront of the camera

or using a machine wrong

[vital marten]

But if I saw those northern lights in my town last week I was gonna pull over and take some photos/vid

[onyx igloo]

hell ive seen people be called creeps for looking in their general direction for more than a second

its weird

[sturdy oasis]

I was lied to when they said I would be able to see them

[toxic relic]

yeah thats fair man

[vital marten]

I never saw it

[onyx igloo]

i saw some northern lights earlier

[vital marten]

Glad I saw the total solar eclipse though

[onyx igloo]

they were a reddish color

[vital marten]

That was cool

[sturdy oasis]

I got to see the solar eclipse so I can die happy

[onyx igloo]

im not sure i quite saw that

i have seen an eclipse before tho

those are friggin cool

[sturdy oasis]

you're friggin cool

[onyx igloo]

thanks

[toxic relic]

am i cool

[sturdy oasis]

I dunno you did try and shame me

but I'll let it slide so I'll say yes

[toxic relic]

try? you mean succeed

[sturdy oasis]

the depths you'd have to reach to actually shame me are far beyond what you could accomplish simply by looking at my steam

[paper hull]

i learnt my lesson from my timeout

ill never do it again

[vital marten]

Never do what

Huh

Say it

[vital marten]

/j

[paper hull]

ill never post four pictures in succession in a row

as it gets you auto banned for 24 hours and then kicked

[quasi slate]

its anti bot measure with the mrbeast qr code

[paper hull]

typical prank

[toxic relic]

i think you're very lonely and desperate for real connection so you try to use discord to replace it but when you turn off your phone or pc after staying on it for a few days straight you realise that you've never been more alone

[quasi slate]

thats why you post 3 images

[vital marten]

Fight fire with fire

[onyx igloo]

mods ban them for spam

[toxic relic]

🤔 if you were kicked youd have a greenleaf next to your user

i think you just got timedout

[onyx igloo]

timedout

[paper hull]

it was timeout then kick

its an auto feature

[vital marten]

Buh

[paper hull]

tested on 2 accs

[toxic relic]

what does kick mean

[sturdy oasis]

nah this is very untrue but thank you

[paper hull]

u leave the server

it forces u to leave

[toxic relic]

but you dont have the greenleaf

[subtle shoal]

deep

[paper hull]

ik

[toxic relic]

real i just guessed

[subtle shoal]

damn thats deep fr fr ong

[onyx igloo]

mods send them outside the ship and let them listen to active sonar

[subtle shoal]

makes you think

[toxic relic]

not as deep as deez nuts in your mouth bro

[subtle shoal]

fml

[sturdy oasis]

lmao a gigantic swing

[subtle shoal]

i shouldve known

[young bay]

hello guys, do you know where can i find the logs file?

[toxic relic]

go big or go home

[sturdy oasis]

there ya go champ

[sturdy oasis]

dang I need a haircut

[quasi slate]

users folder, your name, project zomboid, logs

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

holy fuck

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-look-side-eye-splort-cheetah-big-cat-gif-3139504552428558115

[toxic relic]

why is his hat miniscule

[young bay]

ah i was looking in to the project zomboid folder on steam

[toxic relic]

bro looks like he has a toupee on

[toxic relic]

[young bay]

thanks