God I'm fucking tired
#general_chat
last spoke
oblique stream
I mean voice is nothing but an air vibration, so you can make a convincingly similar sounds to it without using real voice
oblique stream
God I'm fucking tired
Hi fucking tired`
last spoke
Spent, exhausted, drained, done
Just for once and people stop making things worse around me
Just can we for once do something good
quasi slate
im Goku
last spoke
Can our department don't enshittify itself
rose lodge
Hey guys
bronze moat
I mean voice is nothing but an air vibration, so you can make a convincingly sim...
You make a warble with your body, which warbles the air molecules, which then warble my inner ear, and then we agree on what those warbles mean so we can say "don't eat that red fruit Tog! or Tog die!"
Poof! civilization is born
oblique stream
Can our department ***don't*** enshittify itself
well thats the way the world goes
everything that exists long enough turns into shit
Like my internet
rose lodge
How did the first few Knox residents get infected?
oblique stream
How did the first few Knox residents get infected?
Up to readers interpretation
quasi slate
@toxic hawk punch
oblique stream
Military experiment, science lab experiment gone wrong
bronze moat
How did the first few Knox residents get infected?
No official lore exists. But all the clues are that the military KNEW and it started in Louisville. Or went from the lab into Louisville
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666> punch
I love my cute sister in law
graceful dust
theres a lot of theories
graceful dust
one of them is legit the burgers
oblique stream
No official lore exists. But all the clues are that the military KNEW and it st...
It didnt start in louisville
half kettle
spiffo joint
oblique stream
It started somewhere in knox country, but not in LV
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-jackie-hmm-wait-what-gif-27708385
On your second playthrough, I'll help ya install mods so you can run around town with Jackie, go drinking, etc. before the Arasaka job!
rose lodge
Did they just break out of the lab and started mailing people from the 4 starter towns?
oblique stream
Because LV was actually safe from infection till the barricades were overrun
neon bramble
On your second playthrough, I'll help ya install mods so you can run around town...
nexus is kil
and I cant mod bg3
:
rose lodge
People started getting sick, but HOW
bronze moat
It started somewhere in knox country, but not in LV
There's a REALLY good youtube breakdown
bronze moat
People started getting sick, but HOW
first strain was airborne
rose lodge
So it went from airborne to fluid and then back to airborne?
graceful dust
the first strain was bite, wasnt it? the second is airborne
subtle shoal
People started getting sick, but HOW
nobody knows
oblique stream
There's a REALLY good youtube breakdown
May be outdated?
neon bramble
what do you use for combat overhaul btw dave
oblique stream
It was written in the lore that LV didnt have anyone infected
bronze moat
oblique stream
untill zeds overran the exclusion zone
subtle shoal
for all intents and purposes it couldve been an alien virus like from TWD
rose lodge
https://youtu.be/SVZNtFnFopk?si=JML-Kag6sXRCOuHW
I've seen the video
It does not answer my question sadly
oblique stream
https://youtu.be/SVZNtFnFopk?si=JML-Kag6sXRCOuHW
Yeah, it dates back to b41 iirc
neon bramble
is that a stolger exo
oblique stream
Remove the si dave
graceful dust
my pc is so jank jesus
oblique stream
its the tracker
rose lodge
Yes, the people started getting sick in the 4 starter towns and after a day or two they reanimated
But HOW did they get sick
toxic hawk
On your second playthrough, I'll help ya install mods so you can run around town...
I want a mod that makes the ui less of a pain. Inventory is a mess
Also something to overhaul.crafting lmao
Crafting sucks
bronze moat
July 1-6th, the military starts to quarantine Muldraugh and others. So the zombie "infection" hit right around then.
It could easily be a truck with a zombie crashed, or the lab near Rosewood. etc.
No one knows and if the devs stay true to the vision of the game, they never will explain the origin
oblique stream
My fucking god the internet
I wanted to showoff my new outfit in zomboid and 600 kb pic will not load
bronze moat
Crafting sucks
I knows them alls.
subtle shoal
July 1-6th, the military starts to quarantine Muldraugh and others. So the zomb...
or spiffos burgers
but i doubt it
oblique stream
July 1-6th, the military starts to quarantine Muldraugh and others. So the zomb...
There are signs before that
subtle shoal
quarantine an entire county cause of some burgers? lol. lmao even
rose lodge
July 1-6th, the military starts to quarantine Muldraugh and others. So the zomb...
I remember something about a spill, could it mean that it's in the water we drink?
oblique stream
If you read newspapers the animals were very aggressive before the outbreak
subtle shoal
a biological leak or accident sounds much more plausible
subtle shoal
If you read newspapers the animals were very aggressive before the outbreak
this
oblique stream
There was also a military truck crashing
rose lodge
There was also a military truck crashing
This
bronze moat
Crafting sucks
Most mods I use are clothing cause I do a lot of 3rd perspective.
subtle shoal
my best guesses is it was the military truck crash or rabid animals
sleek musk
my best guesses is it was the military truck crash or rabid animals
yo 🗣️
subtle shoal
There was also some sort of "Mishap" with spiffo secret sauce
again i doubt this is the case but
fuck it
rose lodge
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1099405647239467008/...
Average Louisville apartment building
bronze moat
This
The game draws HEAVILY on the classic Romero zombie movies.
In the movies, no one knows the cause either. It just kinda "happens" when a few zombies show up, then bite people, and it spreads
subtle shoal
I mean corporations dont really care for their quality so
rose lodge
There was also some sort of "Mishap" with spiffo secret sauce
What IF
bronze moat
But watch that timeline vid. It's really well done based on the content in the game (prior to B42).
rose lodge
The LEAK contaminated the grass, which then contaminated the cows that were then served to local spiffo joints
Could it be
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-adam-smasher-cyberpunk-cyberpunk207...
3 sisters getting ready to go out and cause mayhem with MaxTac
subtle shoal
The LEAK contaminated the grass, which then contaminated the cows that were then...
youre thinking too much about a thing which may or may not be true
its just a shot in the dark
rose lodge
The game draws HEAVILY on the classic Romero zombie movies.
In the movies, no o...
I like speculating
subtle shoal
!tap
prime thorn
bronze moat
I like speculating
yeah me too. that's why zombie games are fun
frosty tulip
The zombies were obviously caused by a powerful necromancer you dumbasses
oblique stream
leg scratches suck
bronze moat
My theory is that it infects only people who are not cute enough. Cute zombies are also curable
half kettle
The zombies were obviously caused by a powerful necromancer you dumbasses
how much power did he have
frosty tulip
how much power did he have
All we know is that they weren't a novice necromancer
They also knew how to cast fireball
oblique stream
My theory is that it infects only people who are not cute enough. Cute zombies ...
Thats why im no longer doing hobo runs
sleek musk
i always thought the cause was experiment gone bad
oblique stream
Clearly the reason im getting bit so much
oblique stream
Ive overcome my hobo life to slay and slay and the internet is too slow to show that 
rose lodge
Doesn't seem too far fetched
bronze moat
Thats why im no longer doing hobo runs
My smol crew of 3 players has secured the south end of Rosewood. 4 houses with power, a wall is up to keep zeds away.
Working together = survival
oblique stream
My smol crew of 3 players has secured the south end of Rosewood. 4 houses with ...
Apes together strong
cant slay because of a single bush cut
Hooray
It loaded
livid notch
Project zomboid in genchat?
half kettle
why is ur character so fat
oblique stream
why is ur character so fat
its the clothing
toxic hawk
3 sisters getting ready to go out and cause mayhem with MaxTac
Fuck em up
I want to romance the absolute hottie that is Rogue
livid notch
J'aime I was held captive by my first gymbro and forced to do leg day
I never felt better
toxic hawk
Johnny silverhand fumbled hard
harsh vault
hai jamie
neon bramble
sleek musk
Project zomboid in genchat?
b42 mp when?
toxic hawk
J'aime I was held captive by my first gymbro and forced to do leg day
You gave me motivation to go
quasi slate
Johnny silverhand fumbled hard
punch
livid notch
You gave me motivation to go
Hit that 80 kg squat
quasi slate
neon bramble
I have a bunch of character mods
harsh vault
https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-fortnite-johnny-silverhand-fortnite-cyb...
is this real
neon bramble
only uses vanilla hair and 1 face mod anyway
toxic hawk
Fucking will
harsh vault
dont call me that 😭
quasi slate
toxic hawk
dont call me that 😭
It's a term of endearment kiddo
harsh vault
yippe thank u
toxic hawk
But evil Larry will
toxic hawk
harsh vault
horse
harsh vault
hai fren
rain mango
toxic relic
fucking stupid fucking horse anime
rain mango
hello
toxic relic
theyre not horses and its just gambling
harsh vault
gambling
toxic relic
do people know what racing horses do? how they're "made"? yet you just watch your fucking anime play your fucking game and end up getting addicted to irl race betting
why dont you go to that stud farmers breeding house, buy some inbred stallion jizz and drink it you fucking weebo loser
quasi slate
patiently waiting for another artist to give me permission to use pose for reference
rain mango
i spent 1 hours watching a seminar to better understand how a game engine works
rain mango
patiently waiting for another artist to give me permission to use pose for refer...
dom artists
harsh vault
why dont you go to that stud farmers breeding house, buy some inbred stallion ji...
do you have a vendetta against horse anime
toxic relic
fart spitting fax
toxic relic
do you have a vendetta against horse anime
i have a vendetta against "studding" as its called
harsh vault
you put it all on black didnt you
rain mango
i like how u evolved from farts to parts
bronze moat
cant slay because of a single bush cut
Key to survival: get fashion. get spear. thrive
toxic relic
part of dis dick lmao gottem
rain mango
ew
toxic relic
real
rain mango
do you even know what that means
bronze moat
Her son looked sooo much like her
toxic relic
fucking horse race betting
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-cyberpunk-fortnite-cyberpunk-johnny-silverhand-v...
I CAN DANCE WITH JOHNNY IN GAME!
toxic relic
why dont you get addicted to cocaine instead
subtle shoal
gay fart smelling contest
neon bramble
toxic relic
im a smart fella
oblique stream
Key to survival: get fashion. get spear. thrive
and get a lot of wine
bronze moat
and get a lot of wine
AND DORITOS
oblique stream
And soap
half kettle
and a lot of pills
toxic relic
imagine how embarrassing it would be to end up in a gambling rehab because you got addicted to horse race betting watching an anime
oblique stream
Firearms are bad at keeping clothes clean
rain mango
wait till gachas offer loans
quasi slate
dipping toes in soggy doritos
half kettle
Firearms are bad at keeping clothes clean
firesarms are best
oblique stream
imagine how embarrassing it would be to end up in a gambling rehab because you g...
I mean what isnt gambling at this point
toxic relic
"yeah my partner left me and i spiralled into a deep depression"
"yeah i got addicted to an anime game"
subtle shoal
imagine how embarrassing it would be to end up in a gambling rehab because you g...
wonder who thats about
toxic relic
I mean what isnt gambling at this point
gacha economy
subtle shoal
couldnt be moopy
rain mango
moopy seek help plz we beg
toxic relic
it wasnt specifically about moopy lmao
rain mango
its too late farts
toxic relic
gacha games are in the same tier though
oblique stream
gacha economy
Pretty much any part of the life you look - people try to push gambling into it
subtle shoal
yeah im signing moopy up for a rehab clinic
toxic relic
Pretty much any part of the life you look - people try to push gambling into it
my banking app real
subtle shoal
or as they call it the lithuanian ground forces
last spoke
It's called Gacha because that's what the developers say when you spend money on it
half kettle
my tummy hurt
rain mango
its a derivative from gachapon
oblique stream
my banking app real
no they dont
rain mango
a japanese slot machine
toxic relic
is cs a gacha cause you pay for lootcrates [pulls]
neon bramble
gacha bastardized strategy
oblique stream
wrong reply
oblique stream
It's called Gacha because that's what the developers say when you spend money on...
no they dont
they are asian
subtle shoal
a japanese slot machine
pachinko machines
last spoke
is cs a gacha cause you pay for lootcrates [pulls]
Nah, it's just regular gambling
Like pokies tier
subtle shoal
MGS pachinko machine
neon bramble
the gambling isnt part of the game yea
neon bramble
its just beside it
toxic relic
oblique stream
my banking app real
Any shopping mall you go - there is a crane machine
last spoke
You put in money and get a a thing back out that is worth either basically no money or a lot of money
Worth is determined by a market :3
toxic relic
the aussie tradie has gone from doing meth then going to the gas station to play the pokies to doing fent and buying crates
oblique stream
which is so rigged that it can be considered gambling
neon bramble
the people who only sit in trade servers all day having never played the game
toxic relic
such is the cycle
subtle shoal
the aussie tradie has gone from doing meth then going to the gas station to play...
the aussie dream
last spoke
the aussie tradie has gone from doing meth then going to the gas station to play...
You didn't need to drag dairy free through the mud like that
rain mango
the people who only sit in trade servers all day having never played the game
they are setting the game their company thrives on
short selling stocks to manipulate the market
not even the stocks themselves
toxic relic
You didn't *need* to drag dairy free through the mud like that
dairy is from melbourne so he snorts ketamine, vapes and plays genshin
subtle shoal
oh yes the code update
last spoke
Tradies immediately spending their paycheck at the local social club pokies room is just what keeps the economy going at this point
rain mango
just their options
subtle shoal
how descriptive
toxic relic
Tradies immediately spending their paycheck at the local social club pokies room...
still in their high vis vests with their shit stained boots
noshing on a bigben pie
bronze moat
I got donut girl for free <3.
So far the f2p experience is legit.
subtle shoal
I got donut girl for free <3.
So far the f2p experience is legit.
another one has fallen people
so sad
can we hit 5 vbucks
oblique stream
And i think devs get enough money from whales to not care if a dozen of people are fully f2p
neon bramble
that is the business model
toxic relic
holy shit theyre not in aus
neon bramble
ban account trading is only slightly enforced
bronze moat
And i think devs get enough money from whales to not care if a dozen of people a...
Yup. Whale chasing applies to all gatchas, fortnite and similar games
neon bramble
somewhere out there there's farms repeatedly playing the opening few days of a gacha game to roll for desirable characters
bronze moat
another one has fallen people
Oh I got the game the week after it dropped in the US.
neon bramble
200 bucks to buy an account w/ certain characters already 
subtle shoal
200 bucks to buy an account w/ certain characters already <:drunk:72136153327114...
whats the point man
bronze moat
somewhere out there there's farms repeatedly playing the opening few days of a g...
Yep. Which is silly.
I play and have fun. Min/maxing and changing the gamba is not fun
toxic relic
its 4 am
neon bramble
farming out online game stuff to resell isn't new
neon bramble
whats the point man
its actually cheaper to buy the account
subtle shoal
get real\
toxic relic
its wednessday here
quasi slate
200 bucks to buy an account w/ certain characters already <:drunk:72136153327114...
getting characters alone doesnt increase account value if your account has no resources or proper investment into said characters just like pvp gachas accounts can be REALLY valuable if you are a top ranking player with equipment that would take years of the game running in the background to acquire
Another way to earn quick cash is setting up macros and running multiple instances on a new high demand gacha game and selling reroll accounts in bundles for $10 each
subtle shoal
get balticed
oblique stream
Yup. Whale chasing applies to all gatchas, fortnite and similar games
Thats why devs can wipe their asses off of negative reviews, as long as whales paying, or only fraction of plankton is unhappy - they make money
toxic relic
im trying to get used to another timezone before flying
neon bramble
getting characters alone doesnt increase account value if your account has no re...
I'm talkin about genshin reroll accounts about 3 years ago
not sure how much they go for now
vital marten
Is it possible?
toxic relic
is what possible
vital marten
im trying to get used to another timezone before flying
Anti jet lag
quasi slate
I'm talkin about genshin reroll accounts about 3 years ago
reroll accounts on older games arent as valuable as new releases
toxic relic
i have no idea tbh
sacred schooner
is what possible
toxic relic
ive flown enough times to think its not possible
vital marten
That’s a shame
quasi slate
i remember Megashield funded my summons to get Ui Goku
last spoke
I just described keno to Maki
Like I already intended to make it sound as bad as I could, but like it really just does that on its own
bronze moat
Thats why devs can wipe their asses off of negative reviews, as long as whales p...
Meh.
Everyone loves fortnite and it’s predatory AF. But even me saying that will be ignored regardless of how many hundreds millions of dollars of fraud is on record with the feds.
Any game with micro-transactions or optional buy-with-cash stuff is hard-core trying to swindle you.
Some are ethical. Most are not
toxic relic
That’s a shame
yeah man i try to account for the first day me being unfit for travel as i get used to it haha
neon bramble
though yeah PVP gachas are a whole different can of worms
last spoke
neon bramble
imagine getting kicked from your clan for not spending on important banners
quasi slate
that doesnt happen
toxic hawk
Her son looked sooo much like her
500 kids
toxic relic
imagine getting kicked from your clan for not spending on important banners
you're not spending enough money 🗣️
neon bramble
that doesnt happen
sinoalice
guild leader was a whel who got kicked for repeatedly failing to pity the banner
quasi slate
there are whales in the games that have all the characters but no equipment or understanding of the game's mechanics so they just get wiped clean by a f2p account because the other dude is smarter
neon bramble
the guild wars currency was important to keep your deck competitive
bronze moat
Thats why devs can wipe their asses off of negative reviews, as long as whales p...
The AVERAGE fortnite player spends $80-100 dollars a year on the game. But that’s average.
The game pulled in $20 million in the last 21 days and averages $10-20 million per month.
That’s literally 1-2 million purchases of $9.99 v-buck purchases every month.
neon bramble
and you needed to whel to stay on top to consistently earn more of said currency
vital marten
The AVERAGE fortnite player spends $80-100 dollars a year on the game. But that...
Vbucks mmm
quasi slate
https://tenor.com/view/yee123-gif-22835433
the prettiest screen
sacred schooner
https://tenor.com/view/yee123-gif-22835433
I cringe hard when I see someone at my till with one of those
neon bramble
you're not spending enough money 🗣️
planned obsolesence on roids
and everyone knows about it
its wild
since power creep is considered a feature
bronze moat
corporate loves graphs
Stat’s are ALWAYS skewed.
I once asked a CEO of a billion dollar company if they were aware of just how much fraud was coming across our company desks every day.
They shrugged. Cause it’s never reported in any kind of loss/profit report. Because fraud is not included, no one outside the corporation is ever aware of just how bad it is. Or how much money is makes
vital marten
I cringe hard when I see someone at my till with one of those
1 of these cards, a bag of takis and a Gatorade
sacred schooner
we sell takis, but I've never tried them
toxic hawk
1 of these cards, a bag of takis and a Gatorade
Lou i shot a police officer in the leg and now he's jobless, chromeless and homeless
toxic relic
all i tasted was really salty fake lime
toxic relic
we sell takis, but I've never tried them
have you ever had a lemon and salt chaser
its like that but sweeter and fake
sacred schooner
xal is too quebecois coded
lyric galleon
i was shadowpinged
vital marten
Lou i shot a police officer in the leg and now he's jobless, chromeless and home...
What’d the cop guy do
toxic hawk
What’d the cop guy do
He shot at me
vital marten
Fair enough
sacred schooner
like the same level as artificial banana but lime 🤔
banana candies taste so fake
toxic relic
real
bronze moat
Lou i shot a police officer in the leg and now he's jobless, chromeless and home...
Don’t worry, they get discounts from ripper docs. Or if needed, just take out a 30 year loan, payable directly from their NCPD paycheck!
Autopayments are very handy
toxic relic
banana is a good flavour
sacred schooner
a real banana is a good flavour
toxic relic
subtle shoal
unlike ORANGE
toxic relic
i like orange too
vital marten
Anything orange
toxic relic
but banana is better
sacred schooner
love the occasional lazy banana sandwich
subtle shoal
orange feels bad especially if its done cheaply
last spoke
but banana is better
:)
toxic relic
the cheap orange that tastes like cough syrup and juice concentrate
quasi slate
orange feels bad especially if its done cheaply
dont slander orange flavor tic tac bruv
subtle shoal
it just tastes sour and plasticky for my tastes idk
sacred schooner
Orange is so nasty
they're either hit or hard miss
toxic relic
it just tastes sour and plasticky for my tastes idk
nah fair haha
i know its not good
last spoke
banana candies taste so fake
Which is ironic because they're designed to taste more like gros michel bananas which are now functionally extinct
bronze moat
Orange soda was LEGIT in 1993.
There is a reason its all over in zomboid
last spoke
All we have now is cavendish
toxic relic
Which is ironic because they're designed to taste more like gros michel bananas ...
is this real
sacred schooner
yes
toxic relic
its not
quasi slate
yes
sacred schooner
dunno about the taste, but yes about the banana extinction
neon bramble
what does cavendish taste fried
toxic relic
yeah thats real
last spoke
"Banana flavour" is based on gros michel
toxic relic
"Banana flavour" is based on gros michel
its not
toxic hawk
I hate fanta because my.brother used to drink it all the time and I dont like him
toxic relic
thats a myth
subtle shoal
I hate fanta because my.brother used to drink it all the time and I dont like hi...
my stupid son I hate him
toxic relic
its true it was the main banana and its true about the wipe out illness
last spoke
I will one day get the opportunity to personally verify
toxic relic
but the flavour thing is wrong
sacred schooner
thats a myth
if only we had a banana to confirm that
subtle shoal
last spoke
I will eat a gros michel
toxic relic
if only we had a banana to confirm that
its a myth brah
toxic hawk
Eat dis gros michel
toxic relic
real
sacred schooner
Eat dis gros michel
mange un gros michel
bronze moat
FUN SODA FACT:
in 1993 we had coke, pepsi, 2 rootbeers, 2 orange sodas, mountain dew, and a few other colas.
Soda pop in 1993 was like 20 flavors in all.
ONE flavor of mountain dew. ONE doctor pepper. ONE orange crush.
subtle shoal
FUN SODA FACT:
in 1993 we had coke, pepsi, 2 rootbeers, 2 orange sodas, mountai...
it was simpler
toxic relic
where can you even buy other bananas
online or different markets
certain strains are more difficult to import of course
some people grow them locally you just need to look
last spoke
Y'know what sucks about liking bananas?
sacred schooner
I only see saba and cavendish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_banana we got those here
toxic relic
FUN SODA FACT:
in 1993 we had coke, pepsi, 2 rootbeers, 2 orange sodas, mountai...
this is still real in a lot of places
last spoke
Those FUCKASS LIL YELLOW DREAMWORKS SHIT FUCKASSES
neon bramble
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_banana we got those here
yeah I like em fried with maple syrup
harsh vault
Y'know what sucks about liking bananas?
you have to pick the deadly choice of picking up the phone or eating it?
subtle shoal
fuck shit cock anus
toxic hawk
mange un gros michel
Oh wow you can use the most basic levels of French i am incredibly impressed. Blown away even.
Blow dos di-
neon bramble
didnt have brown sugar so I threw on some maple for shits and gigs
last spoke
HATE the minions
harsh vault
are you a minion
sacred schooner
Oh wow you can use the most basic levels of French i am incredibly impressed. Bl...
EIIII MON CRISS
vital marten
lol
harsh vault
say banana
toxic relic
Oh wow you can use the most basic levels of French i am incredibly impressed. Bl...
xal speaks french
last spoke
ExPLODING YOU WITH MY MIND
toxic relic
french not French
quasi slate
goated
toxic hawk
hon hon hon baguette baguette
Youre so awesome let's get married
quasi slate
what have they done
they dont exist anymore were limited edition last decade
bronze moat
it was simpler
Also different market.
More flavors exist because food consumers have gotten more impulsive as well as chasing endorphins far more.
Can’t get yer happy brain chemical fix by consuming the SAME thing, so you need variation or you don’t make sales.
Cool ranch doritos made this discovery and changed junk food and soda markets forever
toxic hawk
Get out
last spoke
Fuck those fucking fuck things
subtle shoal
Fuck those fucking fuck things
Stupid
quasi slate
this one was insanely good too
subtle shoal
So Stupid
toxic hawk
EIIII MON CRISS
C'est purement du jargon ce que tu craches
loud pumice
I'm heeeeere
sacred schooner
they dont exist anymore were limited edition last decade
I'm glad that didn't stick around
loud pumice
Who am I gonna mess with today
sacred schooner
C'est purement du jargon ce que tu craches
du Joual thank you very much
last spoke
Let me enjoy bananas without someone feeling the need to bring up those little yellow weasel FUCKS
harsh vault
this one was insanely good too
ew?
loud pumice
Yoouuuu
last spoke
I'm good now
toxic hawk
loud pumice
neon bramble
Youre so awesome let's get married
only if you make fried banana fritters every morning
loud pumice
Helll no
toxic relic
the only french i know is les gens qui parlent fort dans le métro me cassent les couilles
quasi slate
also goated with the flavor transition
toxic hawk
only if you make fried banana fritters every morning
Only if you let me.fall asleep to your borderline schizo lore.rants about games I will never play
sacred schooner
exams and deadlines
loud pumice
also goated with the flavor transition
What heck is that Moopy?!
quasi slate
sent the wrong image
twin bear
If ur breath stank brush yo shit dawh
neon bramble
me when a new game grips my brain
twin bear
me when a new game grips my brain
Me tryna figure put hio4
twin bear
I have no idea wut I'm doing as japan
subtle shoal
Me tryna figure put hio4
just stop man
quasi slate
What heck is that Moopy?!
this is my favorite gummy Uppy
sacred schooner
sent the wrong image
I think I'd try that, I only buy orange ones
loud pumice
this is my favorite gummy Uppy
I'll remember that on our first date
twin bear
Long live the empire bro
subtle shoal
quit while you still can
twin bear
Japan is my main
toxic relic
what
sacred schooner
gummies are a crime and shouldn't exist
twin bear
I WILL suffer
toxic relic
why is everyone in chat dating
subtle shoal
convince this fool to change his ways
burnt kite
I WILL suffer
sufger
toxic relic
convince this fool to change his ways
can only help people who want to be helped
subtle shoal
can only help people who want to be helped
thats deep
twin bear
Help me help u moment
toxic relic
not as deep as my balss in
subtle shoal
i mean you throw the life raft to them and they sway their hand
toxic relic
not as deep as dis
subtle shoal
plunging ever so more into the unforgiving sea
toxic relic
plunging ever so more into the unforgiving sea
plunge dis
loud pumice
Swim dis
toxic relic
Some people can't swim
thats crazy
burnt kite
Shut up vulpes
freakulpes
sacred schooner
Some people can't swim
the irony is that we float
twin bear
Fr
toxic relic
i know thats real but bro how do you not knw
neon bramble
convince this fool to change his ways
as long as he stays away from pvp
quasi slate
I like sour gummy worms
i gotchu uppy
neon bramble
HOI4 MP is a dark dark place
toxic relic
there are probably people that have never set foot in the ocean
twin bear
For real I learned how to swim before i could rly even write properly
twin bear
My brother can't swim
burnt kite
i know thats real but bro how do you not knw
they probably mean efficiently swimming, everyone can dog paddle if they are close enough to death
twin bear
😭
toxic relic
My brother can't swim
quasi slate
My brother can't swim
just move bro
twin bear
Lifeguard tests are crazy bro
bronze moat
toxic relic
they probably mean efficiently swimming, everyone can dog paddle if they are clo...
maybe bro idk
subtle shoal
i learned how to swim
twin bear
Thought i had it in me
neon bramble
reading a 12 page document of what I can and cannot do as certain countries before being able to pick a nation
subtle shoal
i think swimming is a necessary skill everyone should know
twin bear
I will NEVER touch hio mp
burnt kite
if you really cant swim, you can float on your back
twin bear
Ever lmao
burnt kite
if you really cant swim, you can float on your back
and paddle backwards
subtle shoal
if you really cant swim, you can float on your back
yeah this
twin bear
Go with the current
neon bramble
then the game halts before 1939 because some fuckwit did something he shouldn't and insists its okay
quasi slate
i think swimming is a necessary skill everyone should know
should people in wheelchairs have built in propellers so they could float on water
subtle shoal
infact just inhale a lot of oxygen and youll float even better
subtle shoal
should people in wheelchairs have built in propellers so they could float on wat...
yes
toxic relic
infact just inhale a lot of oxygen and youll float even better
like a balloon
quasi slate
hot wheels can swim
twin bear
U'll just tire urself out tryna keep afloat its all about staying calm and floating as u try to grasp anything that can help u out of the water
Afloat as in splashing rapidly tryna keep above water
toxic relic
no but im not kidding it works well
burnt kite
U'll just tire urself out tryna keep afloat its all about staying calm and float...
can you possibly rub a quick one while afloat, since it may be your last time
twin bear
Me when i drink a 32 pack of beer before swimming
I'm alrdy full of liquid i can't drown
subtle shoal
https://tenor.com/view/balloon-person-dance-gif-4837617
twin bear
Clown with the pondering
toxic relic
how fast do you go from flaccid to release
twin bear
Last thoughts ahh
subtle shoal
jesus christ
toxic relic
and how easily can you get boned while panicking
subtle shoal
can you possibly rub a quick one while afloat, since it may be your last time
nah
i dont think you could
toxic relic
wouldnt you need that arm for balance
last spoke
https://tenor.com/view/balloon-person-dance-gif-4837617
Why does this seem like it'd be kinda fun for like 168 seconds
toxic relic
you'd end up drowning trying to jork
and youd just be one of those guys that died with a stiffy
half kettle
depends if u have muscles or not
twin bear
subtle shoal
"man found dead after drowning his dick in his hands"
toxic relic
"man found dead after drowning his dick in his hands"
tried to use it for navigation
twin bear
Man found with death grip on dih
subtle shoal
tried to use it for navigation
measure which way the wind blows
toxic relic
realised it was too small
twin bear
It do be sensitive u could tell the wind blowing
toxic relic
couldnt reach out above the water
subtle shoal
they called it the periscope
half kettle
what is this conversation
toxic relic
It do be sensitive u could tell the wind blowing
id like to meet the guy that uses his dick to tell wind direction
twin bear
Prolly a sailor out there doing it
subtle shoal
id like to meet the guy that uses his dick to tell wind direction
the dickavigation
toxic relic
probably
twin bear
"Hoist the sail" hold om im tryna get it up so we dont get lost bro
toxic relic
Good ol lick ur finger and let the wind hit it trick
dont even need to lick it just let me think of a naked jean claude van damme and im there
burnt kite
and youd just be one of those guys that died with a stiffy
isnt there a pompei corpse that died looking like it was stroking it
subtle shoal
"Hoist the sail" hold om im tryna get it up so we dont get lost bro
"it takes a minute please be patient"
toxic relic
isnt there a pompei corpse that died looking like it was stroking it
yessir
idk if he was really jorking
but it looks like it
twin bear
Maybe his balls itched
toxic relic
balls itch during an eruption
twin bear
Gotta do wut u gotta do
toxic relic
eruption in my pants amiright guys
subtle shoal
man got his priorities
toxic relic
truly
twin bear
Maybe it was a crabs epidemic that took Pompeii
toxic relic
have you ever had crabs
burnt kite
id like to meet the guy that uses his dick to tell wind direction
i dont see why it wouldnt be possible, especially if its wet or the tip is sensitive enough to feel gusts of wind
twin bear
Thankfully no
toxic relic
i dread stds
twin bear
But I've almost been with someone who has
subtle shoal
ok i googled the picture
twin bear
Dodged a bullet
toxic relic
i dont see why it wouldnt be possible, especially if its wet or the tip is sensi...
yeah im sure
twin bear
Bbq chicken alert
burnt kite
Bbq chicken alert
subtle shoal
and why does it have a hand
toxic relic
But I've almost been with someone who has
i mean if you get it sorted thats ok but its another issue if they lie about it
twin bear
Oh they did lie haha
toxic relic
fuck
twin bear
I found out thru a friend who also cracked
burnt kite
i mean if you get it sorted thats ok but its another issue if they lie about it
thats gotta be bioterrorism
twin bear
🥀
toxic relic
insane
sturdy oasis
thats gotta be bioterrorism
farted in a packed bus call that bioterrorism
subtle shoal
ill fart in your face and youll feel my warm methane fumes
sturdy oasis
yummy
subtle shoal
call that a targetted attack
sturdy oasis
tactical nuke incoming
toxic relic
ill fart in your face and youll feel my warm methane fumes
cupcaking
its when you fart in your hand and throw it in someones face
it works
sturdy oasis
fart in a jar then throw it
toxic relic
yessir
burnt kite
this server is a prison
subtle shoal
its when you fart in your hand and throw it in someones face
done it plenty of times
twin bear
God i hate Hershey
subtle shoal
we used to call it a dragon ball
twin bear
this server is a prison
This fandom is a prison ahh
burnt kite
hersheys is not chocolate, its butter bars
sturdy oasis
fr fr I hate hersheys
toxic relic
we used to call it a dragon ball
HAHAH cinema
twin bear
Even as an American I've grown to hate it
quasi slate
does mrbeasts chocolate in usa also taste like vomit
twin bear
Yes
storm crescent
I absolutely hate when project zomboid put a horror sound over 1 harmless zombie
quasi slate
i tried all the flavors in europe they were ok no vomit taste
twin bear
My nephew made me try it
burnt kite
Puke butter
also do you make custom taunts with actmod
toxic hawk
toxic relic
we used to call it a dragon ball
my family calls it cupcaking cause we go "hey, look, a cupcake." so you look at the hand
twin bear
also do you make custom taunts with actmod
No i haven't
Any dances u wanted to know the name of?
toxic relic
ive never had hershey
burnt kite
like the livesey walk looks kinda choppy imo
twin bear
It is
sturdy oasis
ive never had hershey
you are not missing out on anything
burnt kite
i thought all default taunts are mocapped
toxic relic
you are not missing out on anything
i assumed so
burnt kite
ive never had hershey
its slop
twin bear
Rly is
toxic relic
they dont sell it here
sturdy oasis
sloppy toppy
twin bear
Somehow this last minute post got more views than my podcast
P sure Hershey was originally made for military
Iirc
Hence the shitty preservatives
sturdy oasis
I think m&ms were a ww2 thing
sturdy oasis
my chocolate history is lacking
twin bear
Choco mid tbh
toxic relic
real
twin bear
Meat is a better snack imo
toxic relic
chocolate overrated
twin bear
Or cheese or smth
sturdy oasis
snack on my meat ya dingus
twin bear
Dried meat is so peak
sturdy oasis
gotta be quick on the draw cowpoke
toxic relic
fastest hands in the west
toxic relic
Dried meat is so peak
meat and cheese as a snack sounds like fart gaming
twin bear
Lmao
sturdy oasis
add beans and that is some potent farts inbound
twin bear
Fartingual
twin bear
I actually don't know that, honestly forgot the whole beans thing all together ngl
Gassy science
sturdy oasis
do beans belong in chili?
toxic relic
i swear everytime i eat beans i think "this must be a fucking lie bro" then 30 min later im recreating the nuclear tests in my room
toxic relic
the farting is insane
twin bear
I like bacon and beans
spiral condor
Somehow this last minute post got more views than my podcast
deserved
sturdy oasis
nothing like cracking open a can of beans after a long day of work
toxic relic
good food slop
sturdy oasis
does rice go with rice
toxic relic
yessir
twin bear
He looks familiar
toxic relic
basmati rice is peak
twin bear
Does he teach ppl how to cook
toxic relic
Does he teach ppl how to cook
idk man i dont watch internet
last spoke
That's Anomaly
twin bear
I'm thinking of boris actually
toxic relic
that estonian guy
last spoke
This is the HELLO GUYS ITS YA BOI ANOMALY FROM S'VEDEN
toxic relic
bro cosplaying as a slav but he lives in a city more scandinavian than helsinki
last spoke
That's Anomaly
^
twin bear
Same guy dam
burnt kite
i swear everytime i eat beans i think "this must be a fucking lie bro" then 30 m...
fart so hard a poop fragment expells from your ass and makes a hole in the wall, call it operation plumbob
toxic relic
fart so hard a poop fragment expells from your ass and makes a hole in the wall,...
poop sniping
twin bear
Private shitsing reporting for dooty
toxic relic
sergeant private parts reporting for dookie
karmic jetty
scattershot fart
toxic relic
twin bear
and you will be grateful for it
Dude i can't deal with the japanese girl and you know who memes popping up on my feed
Shits so corny
toxic relic
what is this
twin bear
I don't wanna delve into it yeah
quasi slate
my bunny so epic uses my ibanez guitar as shelter
toxic relic
delve onto dis dick bro
twin bear
not interested
I did find a peak channel tho
sturdy oasis
I'm on that instagram reels game and it is the wild west on there
spiral condor
I'm on that instagram reels game and it is the wild west on there
are they calling you slurs
sturdy oasis
100%
spiral condor
damn.
sturdy oasis
however the reels I get to see are pretty epic funny
toxic relic
how do you have time for that type of social media
sturdy oasis
whaddya mean?
toxic relic
how do you have time to watch it
what is instagram for? is it a tiktok thing or is there something else
sturdy oasis
yeah it's just a tiktok thing but less censorship
toxic relic
how much do you watch it
sturdy oasis
I dunno maybe I get on it twice a day for like 15 minutes each time
toxic relic
🤔 how many videos is that
sturdy oasis
not much of a doom scroller and I'd say in total depending on their length and if I enjoy them 50 maybe 100
toxic relic
thats a lot
sturdy oasis
for 30 second videos I dunno
I mean I can't give exact times and numbers but that's like a rough estimate I suppose
toxic relic
for 30 second videos I dunno
youd be able to watch 60 video if you watched every 30 second video to completion non stop for 30 minutes
seems a lot
60 videos
even if theyre short thats a lot
sturdy oasis
hmmm then I'm thinking my numbers are off because I cannot scroll for that long
that's about the only social media thing I have
damn how'd we go from beans to the time I'm on instagram
sturdy oasis
woah I got a plunger on me name
burnt kite
woah I got a plunger on me name
means yer growing big abd strong bingesboy
sturdy oasis
woah it's bingusboy put some respec on that thang
toxic relic
your steam is interesting
toxic relic
woah it's bingusboy put some respec on that thang
why did you buy the steam version
you shouldve bought the itch version but by your profile and the profile background you arent bothered 🤔
quasi slate
toxic relic
i hate femboy games
toxic relic
it should be free
sturdy oasis
why did you buy the steam version
lmaooooo are you talking about 3 certain games?
sturdy oasis
my friend who's a furry bought me those games and I had to play and stream them for everyone to see in discord it was a fun experience
toxic relic
bears are better
toxic relic
my friend who's a furry bought me those games and I had to play and stream them ...
i see it all the time
the guy that made them must be rich
sturdy oasis
now my friend has bought all the other ones for himself
toxic relic
this does mean you've gooned in vs with your bros
toxic relic
now my friend has bought all the other ones for himself
he's got shit taste
sturdy oasis
I can assure you I was not gooning to any of that more like giggling at the voice acting
quasi slate
sturdy oasis
I think the second one does for sure haven't been forced to play the turd one
onyx igloo
imagine having that on your steam profile
toxic relic
I think the second one does for sure haven't been forced to play the turd one
how do voice actors do it
do voice lines for shrex
sturdy oasis
okay let's just dogpile on my steam dang can a feller catch a break ( I jest)
toxic relic
i would laugh
toxic relic
okay let's just dogpile on my steam dang can a feller catch a break ( I jest)
its your profile picture bro
on steam
i had to say something
this is why i tell people not to buy their gooner games on steam
sturdy oasis
oh that's because I want the assumption to be that I am a furry
subtle shoal
i need to code but I have no motivation at alle
toxic relic
its too easy to see
subtle shoal
what is this
sturdy oasis
I'll buy a thousand gooner games and never play them
subtle shoal
this is why i tell people not to buy their gooner games on steam
owning gooner games on steam is a fate worse than death
literally public shaming
subtle shoal
cant you hide certaing games from your library though
subtle shoal
fair
toxic relic
even though his profile is private
nothing is truly private
i dnt think its necessary to hide your gooner/nsfw games
sturdy oasis
it's private because when I was playing dead by daylight people would send mean messages
toxic relic
HAHAH
subtle shoal
sure brodie
quasi slate
subtle shoal
suuure
subtle shoal
terraria mfs be like "yeah so this is a very easy boss early game doable i think"
toxic relic
its funny that discord has the game collection widget but removed all the nsfw games
quasi slate
sturdy oasis
there is no winning this
sturdy oasis
listen stinky head I'll try and find where it shows that it was gifted
toxic relic
my favourite game is "showering with your dad" and "gas station urinal sim"
subtle shoal
i sometimes look at the nsfw games on steam out of pure curiosity because what creature actually thinks and goes "hmm yes I will spend my money on this blasphemy"
toxic relic
but i cant put them up
burnt kite
except for a few actually
goonopoly on the jork market
toxic relic
fr
subtle shoal
best part is looking at the comments idc about the store page
really grants a look into the minds of the specimen
toxic relic
i sometimes look at the nsfw games on steam out of pure curiosity because what c...
i dont want to spend money on gooner games i dont wanna to spend money at all
burnt kite
i sometimes look at the nsfw games on steam out of pure curiosity because what c...
scav has 40 hours on amarillo butt slapper
toxic relic
i think the person that buys a gooner game from steam is either very naive or doesnt care
i play gooner games too though 🤔
just not on steam haha
subtle shoal
yall dont understand cinema though smh
burnt kite
i think the person that buys a gooner game from steam is either very naive or do...
gooner games just get gifted as a joke because they cost pennies
quasi slate
terraria mfs be like "yeah so this is a very easy boss early game doable i think...
dude from our group really tried to convince us to finish our 3 player calamity infernum playthrough by saying we would be the first lithuanian trio to beat this mod legit
subtle shoal
i play gooner games too though 🤔
toxic relic
hey man its all art
subtle shoal
dude from our group really tried to convince us to finish our 3 player calamity ...
lol lmao even
toxic relic
at least mine are free
subtle shoal
yeah mb I dont understand art
toxic relic
gooner games just get gifted as a joke because they cost pennies
so this is the evolution of stashing prono mags in your mates bedroom for their parents to see
burnt kite
yes
toxic relic
yeah mb I dont understand art
the anthro lion with the huge schlong is art fr
quasi slate
lol lmao even
playthrough was abondoned after we entered a separate world with maxed out infernum characters and attempted to beat the final boss in infernum which was full of bugs because infernum doesnt have true multiplayer support and some bosses outright break and make the fights near impossible
toxic relic
its interesting that so many gooner games are furry
subtle shoal
yeah
toxic relic
why is this
sturdy oasis
fart
subtle shoal
a big part of nsfw is just furries
toxic relic
why though bro
subtle shoal
🤔
toxic relic
must be a lot of reasons
sturdy oasis
this should be investigated
quasi slate
playthrough was abondoned after we entered a separate world with maxed out infer...
perfect example
toxic relic
if "aliens" are real [as in humanoid guys that travel to earth] do you think that would be a new category
sturdy oasis
for sure no question
toxic relic
HOT alien DILF ready to talk to YOU
subtle shoal
HOT alien MILF just 7 star sectors away from YOU!
vital marten
So tired
toxic relic
click now for video
vital marten
Don’t wanna w*rk
sturdy oasis
Don’t wanna w*rk
go sleep
subtle shoal
have you seen them
toxic relic
At w*rk
slack off and talk about alien nsfw with us brother
would you shrex an alien
subtle shoal
yeah
toxic relic
i would
neat moat
if they can concent
subtle shoal
depends
neat moat
toxic relic
if they can concent
yeah of course bro
subtle shoal
yeah if they consent and if its safe
toxic relic
im not asking if youd assault an alien
sturdy oasis
what if it was a weird worm alien?
subtle shoal
like I dont wanna contract turbo STDs from the outer oort cloud
toxic relic
thats even better
sturdy oasis
O
toxic relic
like I dont wanna contract turbo STDs from the outer oort cloud
true
toxic relic
holy balls
subtle shoal
i wonder what kind of stds aliens would have
quasi slate
toxic relic
thats not better
toxic relic
i wonder what kind of stds aliens would have
🤔
im sure that there would be a huge amount of emphasis on contamination control and shit
sturdy oasis
they can't contain my lust for hot alien
toxic relic
if humans have to be quarantined and limit contact with isolated groups to avoid the spread of pathogens imagine with ets
quasi slate
lets go interspecies
subtle shoal
i think aliens would have stds which like
give you ARS
or sm shit
like i think it would be radioactive
toxic relic
in the hypothetical where humanoid aliens are real i think theyd have stds
quasi slate
xenomorph baddie
toxic relic
the stds would be similar to ours i think
sturdy oasis
lets go interspecies
but then I'd have to poop out their alien egg babies
neon bramble
its interesting that so many gooner games are furry
western ones
toxic relic
western ones
nah nah brother
subtle shoal
also I think alienes themselves would be radioactive
toxic relic
you think?
subtle shoal
western ones
you underestimate the russian furry whos in kursk rn
toxic relic
🤔
neon bramble
well east asian
toxic relic
i disagree
sturdy oasis
well maybe people aren't as open about it in the east?
toxic relic
lol
neon bramble
if we count the ruskies then I dont know actually
quasi slate
also I think alienes themselves would be radioactive
idk radiation is pretty harmful to life if they are radioactive but can live then that radiation has to be compareable to a banana because bananas are radioactive
toxic relic
i think proportionally theres a similar amount of SEA furry gooner games
ive seen a lot of thai and chinese ones at least
but this is all anecdotal
neon bramble
that is not a survey I wish to spend my time on lmao
toxic relic
i would tbh
toxic relic
we're talking about alien shrex
quasi slate
Guys, the aliens will curbstomp us instantly
where is your australian spirit?
neon bramble
did you read the ||FATAL|| rules yet
sturdy oasis
nuh uh cuz we'd blow them up
toxic relic
would they out shrex us
toxic relic
did you read the ||FATAL|| rules yet
quasi slate
where is your indominable human spirit
frosty tulip
where is your australian spirit?
I'll die drinking a VB