general_chat

[loud pumice]

I am STEVE

[oblique stream]

Less ironically

[thin wedge]

[neat moat]

Stink have you ever been to Mexico

[toxic relic]

mexico city yeah

[neat moat]

How was it

[twin bear]

Turkish homelander

[onyx igloo]

mexican food is pretty good

[toxic relic]

i havent seen much of mexico

[twin bear]

Real

[toxic relic]

great

great city

[thin wedge]

indeed

[neat moat]

Nice

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-homelander-gif-26852393

[neat moat]

I wanna try the food agin, got the fruits and everything man

so fresh so yum

[onyx igloo]

my parents went to mexico and got hurled around in a taxi

without seatbelts

[thin wedge]

number one in the world
-Sent from berlin

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-greece-scream-love-gif-11822269158536459044

[neat moat]

I hate grease

[onyx igloo]

i see alot of taxis not having seatbelts

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

makes my hands feel weird

[toxic relic]

thats real

[oblique stream]

Greace deez nuts

[toxic relic]

turkey is peak though

[twin bear]

Says the guy pissing on everyone

[toxic relic]

turkey

[oblique stream]

Tuekry

[twin bear]

Sean wut mod is the flaming piss btw

[thin wedge]

only country to ban discord

very based

[neat moat]

why are we stanning turkey now

[toxic relic]

what

[neat moat]

oh lmao

[onyx igloo]

Dude I can buy this for 7 dollars

[oblique stream]

What about Russia

[toxic relic]

turkey has honourary balkan status for being full of chill people with a terrible government

[oblique stream]

And yk China

[toxic relic]

just like georgia

[onyx igloo]

Postal Piss

[loud pumice]

Bill Monster Energy x2 XP for Black Ops 7!!!!!!

[thin wedge]

quiet romanian

[toxic relic]

romania is peak

[loud pumice]

X2 XPPPPPP

[neat moat]

Ive never even been to Europe-

[onyx igloo]

periwinkle soup

[twin bear]

Black ops 7 big ass man boss fight

[neat moat]

wait

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-scream-if-you-love-brock-lesnar-loves-brock-lesnar-gif-8607013991961401757

[thin wedge]

can we finally kill kevin spacey

[toxic relic]

i cant hate romania i cross the border whenever i go back home for cheaper cigs

[onyx igloo]

i find the word periwinkle very amusing

[thin wedge]

the cigs with cancer patients do go hard

[neat moat]

what do you call the area of the balkans cus I know it isnt Europe

[toxic relic]

american

[thin wedge]

[onyx igloo]

how long does the trip last?

[twin bear]

Must be nice having that chill of a border

[loud pumice]

Monster Energy diet

[toxic relic]

balkans is europe brother

lmao

[oblique stream]

Europe

[neat moat]

what

[toxic relic]

few weeks

[onyx igloo]

weaks

[thin wedge]

gurt do be american

[oblique stream]

Its Europe gurt

[toxic relic]

dude the balkans is a region in europe

american

[onyx igloo]

No hes Arizonian

[neat moat]

What countries are on the border of europe then cus I hear a lot of drama if they are European or not

[graceful dust]

anyone else here sleepy

[thin wedge]

swamp ass

[toxic relic]

bruh

[thin wedge]

like uppy

[neat moat]

go to bed

[toxic relic]

you mean the caucasus gurt?

[onyx igloo]

I thought that was Louisiana

[graceful dust]

no? why would i do that

[oblique stream]

Every country up to Russia

[twin bear]

I finally slept after like 2 days last night

[onyx igloo]

I love beans and rice and I want beans and rice and I dont have any beans and rice

[oblique stream]

With asterisk of Georgia and turkey

[neat moat]

maybe I need to stop listening to western Europeans

[twin bear]

Finna stay up again

[toxic relic]

turkiye, georgia, armenia, azerbaijan

[onyx igloo]

Please assist me

[neat moat]

ok so turkey is not in Europe

[graceful dust]

stop that

[toxic relic]

it is

[twin bear]

Sean i want you to produce some corn

[neat moat]

Huh

[toxic relic]

its a transcontinental country

[onyx igloo]

I am in quite the pickle

[twin bear]

I want you to produce some cabbage

[toxic relic]

dude do you know istanbul>

[neat moat]

yes

[twin bear]

I want you to produce some greenbeans

[onyx igloo]

ah i knew that

[oblique stream]

Constantinople

[toxic relic]

if you did you'd understand

[onyx igloo]

jalopy taught me that

thank you jalopy

[twin bear]

When i sleep I be dreaming and my dreams are not chill anymore

[onyx igloo]

i cant produce it out of thin air

do you want me to piss it out like a kidney stone

[twin bear]

Idk if i got a brain injury or i genuinely have some serious mental illness coming out

[graceful dust]

hospital

[onyx igloo]

hopital....

[graceful dust]

u too wtf

[twin bear]

Hospital? In this economy with no insurance?

[neat moat]

donde esta la hospital 🤓

[twin bear]

I mean i wizh

[toxic relic]

i think you're just stressed

[onyx igloo]

i dont have kidney stones

i have medical awareness

[twin bear]

Can't even get my dam insurance set up yet because poor ppl aid systems are fucked rn

[onyx igloo]

what isnt

[graceful dust]

i actually dont know what to do when u have nightmares so bad u cant sleep i dont think i should recommend doing drugs abt it

[neat moat]

thank you powers that be 🙏

[onyx igloo]

ill tell you what isnt fucked up rn

its some beans and rice

[twin bear]

Yeah I've been really stressed

Beans and rice

[graceful dust]

beans & rice

[onyx igloo]

i think you need some

[twin bear]

A meal fit for a god

[neat moat]

will bacon knife save us

[toxic relic]

yeah brother its probably that

[graceful dust]

nobody can even afford bacon knife anymore honestly

[neat moat]

this is a travesty

[twin bear]

Had to end a relationship on good terms and it still sucks that and the bills are rly high rn

[neat moat]

wlw stocks plummeting

[toxic relic]

bruh

that guy you were seeing?

why did you end it

[neat moat]

dudeeee

[twin bear]

Yeah he moved for a job, and i didn't want to go

[neat moat]

noooo

[graceful dust]

im like too old for compet to get my ass in quite the same way it used to be able to tho so my bacon knife is prolly here to stay

[neat moat]

oh

damn

[toxic relic]

ahh

happens

sucks man

[graceful dust]

damn

[onyx igloo]

i only dream when im really anxious

[toxic relic]

hope he does good at his job

[twin bear]

We still talk but it's joever now, would be worse of we tried to keep it together

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

the one i remember the most is a really strange house

[toxic relic]

thats mature of you both

long distance is hard

[neat moat]

long distance sucks

[twin bear]

Oh he's pretty good at his job from what ive seen I never really watched him train at the firehouse tho

[onyx igloo]

hehe long distance is hard

[neat moat]

die

[onyx igloo]

no

[graceful dust]

good u didnt have to find out the hard way u werent ldr compatible i spose

[toxic relic]

yeah i told my current partner on our 4th date that i move for work and im not prepared for long distance so he either has to leave me now or come with me

[onyx igloo]

im presuming he stayed with you

[toxic relic]

yessir

[neat moat]

damn

its good you settled it

[candid patio]

when i dream i dream awful terrible dreams

i'm sorry that you are having that

[toxic relic]

yeah i dont like fucking around with it

better to be honest

[onyx igloo]

dreams fuck me up pretty often

[oblique stream]

When I dream, I sleep

[neat moat]

it gentelly is isnt it

[toxic relic]

gentelly

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-sleep-just-dream-sleep-deprived-trevor-christian-bale-gif-17690652

[onyx igloo]

its pretty often a nightmare compared to a dream

[neat moat]

words are gard

[candid patio]

how many times have you moved together?

[neat moat]

fuck

[toxic relic]

twice

[oblique stream]

gard

[candid patio]

amateurs

[onyx igloo]

en garde

[toxic relic]

haha

[neat moat]

not everyone is rich slappy

[candid patio]

my wife and i are on our 17th address

[onyx igloo]

JESUS

[twin bear]

If i could remember the details my dreams would make for some rly cool cosmic horror stories

[neat moat]

slappy give me monies so I can buy fud and survive the winter

[toxic relic]

slappy im ngl if i was forced to move around as much as you for no reason id leave

[oblique stream]

speak for yourself

[onyx igloo]

how do you move that much

[oblique stream]

cause Im broke

[twin bear]

It's always mouths in walls

[candid patio]

we aren't rich

[toxic relic]

you are rich

[neat moat]

17 times

[candid patio]

but we are... more comfortable than most people

[twin bear]

Rich enough to live well

[onyx igloo]

i have alot of sentimental connections with my house

[graceful dust]

moving is expensive lol

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[neat moat]

yeah more comfortable

[toxic relic]

dude thats such a rich prick thing to say

[candid patio]

ouch

[toxic relic]

"we're comfortable"

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/i-identify-as-poor-chris-rock-chris-rock-selective-outrage-im-not-wealthy-im-broke-gif-7068350681723523282

[graceful dust]

like i cant move to a cheaper place cos i wouldnt be able to afford the move itself

[candid patio]

listen here you bogan povvo

[toxic relic]

you have no money problems and you move constantly

[candid patio]

jk ❤️

[toxic relic]

you're rich brother

[onyx igloo]

i have alot of sentimental things in general
like a ford truck

[neat moat]

wait moving costs money?

[twin bear]

I barely have anything

[onyx igloo]

that thing has wheeled me around for years and damn you if you try to take it from me

[twin bear]

From my childhood or past

[toxic relic]

move deez nuts in your mouth

[candid patio]

we were discussing 2 moves ago how moving is a privelige

[neat moat]

insufficient funds

[onyx igloo]

oh

i hope you are feeling okay

[graceful dust]

yea i cant transport furniture on my own + new place would require a deposit that, at this point, is higher than whatever i would get back from this place

[candid patio]

it cost us over $10k usd to move from california to toronto canada

[onyx igloo]

thatd rip me to shreds ngl

[toxic relic]

wait bro can i use layaway

[wary quest]

where do i find people to play zomboid with ?

[oblique stream]

If I had a credit for every rock and stone, Id be a rich comfortably living dwarf

[onyx igloo]

i hate losing things from when i was younger

[neat moat]

I HATE deposits

[twin bear]

All my toys

[candid patio]

it was $6k usd just for the moving truck and the movers to load and unload the truck... and i had to drive the truck

[twin bear]

Gone bro

Sucks fr

[toxic relic]

happens man

it does suck

[graceful dust]

same. also i got no credit so deposit is always gonna be the max amnt for me

[toxic relic]

thats why so many adults buy toys

[onyx igloo]

i still have my curious george plushie from when i was a baby

[toxic relic]

its nice to relive that childhood fun

[graceful dust]

& when i moved here i had a co-signer, now i dont have a co-signer

[twin bear]

Come to find out my cheap dollar store toys from 2010 are worth hundreds

Like bruh

[toxic relic]

how

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-son-gohan-gohan-son-ultimate-gohan-chadhan-gif-7625508867855665575

[graceful dust]

so i like actually cannot move anywhere even tho im getting priced out & theres places available for cheaper

[oblique stream]

You don't like putting half of your wealth for half a decade with potential of landlord fucking you over, just to rent a shitty apartment?

[onyx igloo]

wdym

[oblique stream]

How comes

[toxic relic]

how do you still have it

[onyx igloo]

i just kept him

[candid patio]

exactly, this is how a lot of people become trapped in their situation

[twin bear]

Parent locked in on keeping it safe

Now that u mention it

[graceful dust]

can confirm bc i am trapped in my situation lol

[twin bear]

My old teddy bear

Man that was a wild time

[toxic relic]

crazy

[candid patio]

we drive a 2012 toyota rav4...

[toxic relic]

ok?

[oblique stream]

So?

[toxic relic]

you move every few months

[thin wedge]

when the train spotted or something

[toxic relic]

and your only worry is your maths exams

the fact that you drive and "older" car is on you

[graceful dust]

& the ocd

[toxic relic]

not because you cant

[oblique stream]

2012 car is not terrible

[toxic relic]

but because you dont want to

[onyx igloo]

i kinda hold on to things really badly due to not really having a social life
but im getting a job soon

so i should improve on that i hope

[toxic relic]

nah fair man

[candid patio]

and snow...
and cleaning my own house
and caring for my luxury animals

[toxic relic]

yawn

[oblique stream]

Some people drive modern shitboxes on wheels that are worse than that

[candid patio]

and... fascism

[onyx igloo]

dont throw out the word facism like that

[twin bear]

I wish i had the problem of buff fortress hunks wanting my cake

[graceful dust]

honestly im sitting here like in a few yrs i am prolly gonna get evicted & lose everything & have to start over with nothing

[onyx igloo]

oof

im sorry

[twin bear]

☹️

[thin wedge]

we're only have rolecism

[candid patio]

FINE I'M RICH AND I ONLY HAVE THE MOST MINOR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS IMAGINABLE, OKAY?

[onyx igloo]

yeah

[oblique stream]

Same, I bake very good cakes

[graceful dust]

🤷 at least my kids wont live in a homeless shelter. cos i never had any lol

[twin bear]

Dude I love baking

[onyx igloo]

i also enjoy baking

[neat moat]

u have family?

[twin bear]

One thing i enjoy alot in terms of waiting

[neat moat]

that can help

[toxic relic]

lol

[twin bear]

Family is a tuff one honestly

[oblique stream]

Baking is peak

[twin bear]

My family is shit

[graceful dust]

my family with money cut me out of their lives when i moved lol

[toxic relic]

fr

[graceful dust]

the rest of my family, i could conceivably live w them in secret in a pinch, but it would put their housing at risk

[neat moat]

Damn

damn

[oblique stream]

damn

[toxic relic]

isnt life wonderful

[graceful dust]

poverty is weird

[neat moat]

Do you have support networks?

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

it is

[twin bear]

I see trees of green

[oblique stream]

Smile

[toxic relic]

red roses too

[onyx igloo]

i see trees of breen....

[twin bear]

Red roses too

[graceful dust]

yea i wont exactly know what resources r available til i need them tho

[twin bear]

Ayeee

Ball

[onyx igloo]

holy shit

[onyx igloo]

the whole fire department is out again

[toxic relic]

i see them bloom for me and you

[neat moat]

an ounce of prevention

yada yada

[toxic relic]

and i think to myself

[twin bear]

Stop drinking the breen water

[toxic relic]

what a wonderful world

[neat moat]

hope it works out

[twin bear]

What a wonderful song

[oblique stream]

What a wonderful world

[toxic relic]

louis my man

[onyx igloo]

this is genuinely a great song

[twin bear]

A god damn legend

[graceful dust]

well like what am i sposed to ask them for rn, when im relatively ok?

[neat moat]

🎵 Thats life 🎵

[toxic relic]

it is; i think its more melancholic than happy tbh

or bittersweet

[neat moat]

good question, let me do laundry first

[graceful dust]

lol

[toxic relic]

its almost a companion song to otis redding's "sitting on the dock of the bay"

[graceful dust]

im managing rn

[oblique stream]

Maybe because world isn't wonderful

[toxic relic]

exactly brother

so im sitting on the dock of the bay wasting time

[twin bear]

I find when images of the real world and not just pretty nature and happy people play alongside it sends a good message

[graceful dust]

i just have to brace myself for certain outcomes

[twin bear]

World is amazing but it has sadness

[onyx igloo]

this feels like a song title

[toxic relic]

it is a song

lmao

[onyx igloo]

lmao

[twin bear]

A good onr

[toxic relic]

this song

[onyx igloo]

im not sure ive heard that one

[toxic relic]

lifes a bitch then you keep on living

[twin bear]

Exactly

Lifes a beach

[toxic relic]

you get sand in your ass

[onyx igloo]

life stares at you with a shit eating grin as you stub your toe on the corner of a table

[twin bear]

Sand in ur buns

[graceful dust]

it's why god invented friends tbh

[candid patio]

one day a long long time ago I was living in my car and my engine died on my car and i had to get a replacement one
and i spent most of my savings on the replacement car
and then the clutch on that car went out and i had to spend the rest of my savings on fixing it
and then a few days after i got it back from the mechanic i got in an accident and it was inoperable and the police wouldn't let me call my own tow truck and they towed it to some shithole nowhere town in the middle of a barren desert

I am sorry that you might lose everything and have to start over with nothing.
I share this story because I have had to start with nothing multiple times in my life
it is difficult and stressful, but not impossible. if there's anything you need help with, feel free to dm me.

[twin bear]

Ngl i should get friends

[toxic relic]

friends are good

[twin bear]

All mine are not even close to me anymore lol

[toxic relic]

you just need friends that dont smoke meth

[twin bear]

After HS I grew up and also realized yeah

Big reason why

[graceful dust]

not to be disrespectful to ur plight but u did not have nothing. i dont even have nothing, yet. if it's possible to survive i will but im not gonna pretend im built different. sometimes ppl die

[toxic relic]

the dudes you smoke with arent really friends

[oblique stream]

World is like a subscription service, amazing if you can pay for it, or know how to crack it, terrible otherwise

[toxic relic]

you just congregate together in your stink

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

its hard to explain but you get it

[thin wedge]

septic tank diver

[twin bear]

Waking up outside after being tossed out when u went oncon

Yeah some friends

[toxic relic]

yessir

how it goes

[onyx igloo]

this kinda happened to me

[toxic relic]

that guy that filmed himself jorking in a septic tank

[twin bear]

I'm glad i never od'd when i partied idk if I'd be here knowing those types of ppl

[toxic relic]

its still on youtube

[onyx igloo]

ew

[twin bear]

And how they react

[oblique stream]

unlike the friends you smoke hookah with

[toxic relic]

real

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pool-sludge-waste-swimming-pool-nice-gif-26541068

[toxic relic]

shisha mates are your brothers

[oblique stream]

Finest British water

[thin wedge]

yummers

[twin bear]

hookah needs to be more available

Honestly

[toxic relic]

theres a lot of shisha parlours here

but it does seem to be an easternoid thing

not a westernoid thing

which is tupid

[twin bear]

Around here it's a wasteland of activities and social commune

[thin wedge]

true

[oblique stream]

Just ask any arab/georgean restaurant

[toxic relic]

real

my partners famliy has the best shisha

[twin bear]

The ones with the old signs and non English menus

I presume

[toxic relic]

that shit is insane

[oblique stream]

Im sure owner themselves will share hookah with you

[toxic relic]

bring a gift in return though

[oblique stream]

They're usually chill like that

[toxic relic]

it would be rude not to

[twin bear]

I'll have to try it sometime if i ever get the chance

U think a fat blunt would suffice

[toxic relic]

ehhh

[twin bear]

What about food

[toxic relic]

the shisha pipe is part of the experience

strong tea with various snacks

[twin bear]

Tea do be relaxing

[toxic relic]

then you move onto the main meals

[onyx igloo]

i fucking hate the ai whispering ads

[toxic relic]

2 bags black tea and rooibos tea with a fuck ton of sugar

cinema

[onyx igloo]

quit whispering in ears

[sturdy lily]

zomboid

[onyx igloo]

sounds like shit id make at the age of 6 years old

[toxic relic]

nah man

its a blend of herbs

[candid patio]

🤷‍♂️ I lived in my car
I had no money
I lost my car
you are right i had a backpack with a pillow and a sleeping bag and a change of clothes
so i suppose you are right, i didn't have nothing
but i think i had less than most people who's life has led them to become a member of this server

[onyx igloo]

i actually tried some vanilla rooibos tea

god damn that was good

[graceful dust]

i dont have a car to live in if i lose my apt ?

[toxic relic]

dude

my brother

rooibos tea is fucking everything

its so good and it naturally? has 0 caffeine

[onyx igloo]

that vanilla tone in the tea tho

so damn good

[toxic relic]

when i lived in cape town my boss used to make me rooibos tea with condensed milk like he made for his sons HAHAHAH

[graceful dust]

it has that tea taste right

[twin bear]

Ai ads in general

[toxic relic]

shit was too good

[toxic relic]

wdym

[graceful dust]

tea taste

[toxic relic]

?

[graceful dust]

the taste that tea has

[toxic relic]

tea taste different

depending on what tea it is

[graceful dust]

but the tea taste is the same...

[twin bear]

Aroma is what I enjoy the most of tea

[toxic relic]

no?

it taste different

[graceful dust]

ive never had a tea that didnt have that tea taste

[onyx igloo]

i love the aroma of coffee grounds

[toxic relic]

bruh

what is tea taste

[graceful dust]

idk how to describe it

[onyx igloo]

i wish i could drink the aroma of coffee

[graceful dust]

all coffee has that coffee taste

[toxic relic]

wht

what is coffee taste

[sturdy lily]

yall ever play minecraft

[thin wedge]

chicory coffee

[onyx igloo]

mmm

[graceful dust]

that taste that coffee has no matter how much u try to make it "not taste like coffee"

[onyx igloo]

chicory coffee

[karmic jetty]

stressed tf out rn

[toxic relic]

🤨

[toxic relic]

y

[last spoke]

Not recently

[candid patio]

rooibos is pretty good

[onyx igloo]

i love chicory coffee

[graceful dust]

i like the coffee taste, but i dont like the tea taste

[toxic relic]

blasphemy

[karmic jetty]

shiddy new system that is barebones and we are untrained for

[toxic relic]

tea is cinema

[twin bear]

Get the lotion and rub it on the skin or u get the hose again

[graceful dust]

i swear im trying to find a tea i like lol

but it's one of those things like

[last spoke]

If it ain't broke, hit it with a hammer so the IT guy has something to fix

[toxic relic]

if you dont like it you dont like it

i will judge you

[twin bear]

Yay make it even more difficult to do ur job well

[graceful dust]

if i liked tea i would like the tea taste, & i wouldnt wanna drink a tea without it

[onyx igloo]

lotion and hose in the same sentence
My immature self is pointing that out

[twin bear]

Boats and hoes

[graceful dust]

i like the coffee taste in coffee & i dont wanna drink a coffee without it

[toxic relic]

bro what

coffee taste

tea taste

[onyx igloo]

i dont get it

[twin bear]

Deadliest catch without the crabs

[heavy ivy]

if management wont pay for you to be trained then i will autism rant you into an electrical degree while shitting on company time

[last spoke]

Shit happens all the time at our work, I feel ya Zee

[onyx igloo]

coffee and tea are their own things

[toxic relic]

sounds like my friday night dates amiright guys

burning willy

[graceful dust]

there's other foods/drinks with distinctive tastes like that but coffee & tea i find ppl tell u that if u dont like one u should try one that "doesnt taste like" coffee or tea

[onyx igloo]

imagine chopping up some peppers and trying to go piss

[toxic relic]

dude

[twin bear]

It's giving living space to bugs in needs giys

Trust

[onyx igloo]

and you forgot to wash your hands

[toxic relic]

ive never heard of this before

[toxic relic]

has happened

it does burn

[twin bear]

U itch ur eye as well

So good

[toxic relic]

the skin on your dong is sensitive turns out

[graceful dust]

american thing? idk

unless u mean coffee/tea tastes

[twin bear]

Idk if u ever knew about this but fucking pumpkin spice

Never again

[toxic relic]

bofa

[graceful dust]

i could be on some supertaster shit

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is pumpkin spice

american coffee isnt coffee

[twin bear]

A flavor for protection devices

[toxic relic]

theres a reason why no one orders americano

[twin bear]

Talking abt the dong thing

[toxic relic]

its watered down

[graceful dust]

pumpkin spice is just the flavor of pumpkin + spices

[toxic relic]

dude

insane

[twin bear]

American coffee is slave sludge

[onyx igloo]

Gross

[toxic relic]

pumpkin spice wrappers?

[twin bear]

Yeah

[graceful dust]

it's good in pastries

[twin bear]

It burneded

[onyx igloo]

I hate pumpkin spice in anything outside of pumpkin pie

[twin bear]

Could be allergy tho

[toxic relic]

insane

[graceful dust]

i make pumpkin spice cheesecake that tastes reak giid

[onyx igloo]

i drink coffee and chicory

with cream and sugar

[twin bear]

I like pumpkins

Good food

[toxic relic]

not surprising that youd find out about allergies from flavoured wrappers

[onyx igloo]

thats the right way to drink coffee i think

[twin bear]

Fr the more u know moment

[toxic relic]

what does cream mean

in coffee?

ive only heard that term in movies

[graceful dust]

creamer? idk

[toxic relic]

what is that

[graceful dust]

makes it creamy

[toxic relic]

creamer i hardly know him but real though

[twin bear]

That shit ppl put in the coffee cuz they pussies

[graceful dust]

idk i dont rly recommend it

[toxic relic]

i must be a big strong man cause ive never heard of it lmao

[twin bear]

Straight fuckin black like my mind just pure state

Taste*

[graceful dust]

i need to get back into coffee...

[twin bear]

Creamer is gross imo

[graceful dust]

creamer waters it down a lot

[twin bear]

Why would u want to make ur coffee taste watered down yeah

[toxic relic]

america

[graceful dust]

i used to when i needed to drink cheap coffee real fast lol

[twin bear]

Instagram reel chicks and their starbucks

Fuck this place lmao

[toxic relic]

i looked up creamer and it looks like it turns it into dessert

caramel flavoured coffee mate creamer

[twin bear]

Basically what ppl want their coffee to be

[toxic relic]

bruh

[graceful dust]

a milkshake, but hot

[toxic relic]

starbucks almost non existent here

[graceful dust]

or a milkshake, but liquid with ice cubes

[toxic relic]

theyre only in tourist spots

[graceful dust]

if u see it, kill it

invasive species

[toxic relic]

i think its "worse" in aus

[twin bear]

Try not to sell 20 dollar coffee challenge level impossible

[toxic relic]

aus is more coffee culture than us so starbucks fellouf

[onyx igloo]

starbucks is ass

[twin bear]

So true

[onyx igloo]

I make coffee at home

[toxic relic]

cant compete with 3 dollar large espresso that taste like it came from jesus' tap

[twin bear]

Meanwhile my folgers workin mans ahh coffee

[toxic relic]

lord himself jorked into my mug thats why it tastes like forgiveness

[twin bear]

Revelation in a cup

[toxic relic]

sir yessir oorah

[graceful dust]

did someone put coffee recs in the chat here the other day or am i thinking of another server

[twin bear]

Here pretty soon I'll be doing some animation classes hopefully they turn out to help

[toxic relic]

probably slappy

[twin bear]

Since they cost money

[onyx igloo]

It would probably send me to Jesus

[graceful dust]

sounds right

[toxic relic]

idk

apparently americans who immigrate arent fond of it

[graceful dust]

coffee recs...

[toxic relic]

thats what i read about on the facebook groups

[twin bear]

Americans tend to have ruined taste buds, shit mine are prolly ruined. The food literally destroys ur sense of taste here I swear

So oversaturated and bland at the same time

[graceful dust]

honestly

[toxic relic]

maybe maybe

could be ragebait online too

[graceful dust]

it can be recovered

u have to re-acquire ur tastes sometimes

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

My taste is porridge and flat bread atm

[onyx igloo]

normal coffee tastes quite weak to me

[twin bear]

Can't stop eating it lmao

[onyx igloo]

i add chicory because of it

[toxic relic]

normal ?

you mean instant drip coffee?

[twin bear]

Have u ever had 5 big ass scoops in ur pot

Yeah i assume sean means a coffee brewer thingy

[onyx igloo]

American coffee grounds

[toxic relic]

thats an americano

its diluted

[onyx igloo]

yes

[toxic relic]

its not "normal" coffee

[onyx igloo]

i add chicory to concentrate it

[twin bear]

French press is pretty good and easy to get ahold of sean

Of i wanna try it sometime

[onyx igloo]

i have one

[toxic relic]

i forget americans dont use kettles

[twin bear]

Hey now

Us tea enjoyers

[toxic relic]

crazy how its not normal

[onyx igloo]

i also sometimes use a mokapot

[twin bear]

Ikr

[onyx igloo]

mokapot nice

[twin bear]

Kettles can be used for so much

[toxic relic]

yessir

[twin bear]

I made soup in one at one point

[toxic relic]

almost every country ive been to kettles are a staple household product

[toxic relic]

HAHAHHA

you can piss in them too

its a great prank

ruins the kettle and stinks up the house of piss

[graceful dust]

ive been trying to get ahold of an electric kettle for yrs

[twin bear]

It had to be done wasn't boutta ruin my cheap pots and pans while camping

[toxic relic]

bruh

[graceful dust]

tf is wrong with u

[onyx igloo]

if you fuck up my tea kettle i may stab you lmao

[twin bear]

Will keep in mind to start bringing cast iron things when i stay overnight

[toxic relic]

i was very mischievous as a young boy

[twin bear]

At least the prank isn't harmful

[toxic relic]

and i still am as an old man

[graceful dust]

ur very mischievous now reccing that shit to other ppl

[toxic relic]

yeah man kettles are like 10 bucks

[graceful dust]

also

thoughts

[toxic relic]

it just a kettle

[onyx igloo]

Its not that

[toxic relic]

cinema

[onyx igloo]

id rather not drink piss

lmao

[twin bear]

What if my pants have a hole in them

For reasons

[toxic relic]

ive shat in a kettle before

that was a bad time

[twin bear]

Piss tastes gross

[graceful dust]

i hate when the guy whos pissing everywhere is naked

[graceful dust]

tf is wrong with u???

[onyx igloo]

my dumbass would be like is this some new tea

WHAT THE FUCK

[toxic relic]

alcohol

[karmic jetty]

this is colossal lvls of failure

[toxic relic]

it was in a hotel

[twin bear]

Trust me u KNOW when u drink piss

U just know

[toxic relic]

real

[onyx igloo]

yes

[graceful dust]

my god dude

[toxic relic]

it has a very strong flavour

and smell

[onyx igloo]

unfortunately

yes

i do

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[karmic jetty]

i shid u not mang ppl are gonna die

[twin bear]

Never accept the strange offer at the bar

[toxic relic]

fantastic

[twin bear]

U will end up drinking piss

[onyx igloo]

i AM NOT going through that experience again

[toxic relic]

i have a story but about shit

i think

i think i wont say it

[graceful dust]

im gonna end up being the only one who hasnt drank piss or ate shit

[toxic relic]

real though

[twin bear]

Hey I've never eaten poo

[toxic relic]

[graceful dust]

i said or

[twin bear]

And I was learning abt myself alright sheeesh

[toxic relic]

so im the crazy guy?

[onyx igloo]

i have

as a baby

[graceful dust]

but like

[twin bear]

Oh i prolly have too as a baby

Now that u mention it

[graceful dust]

i am prolly not young & wild enuf for that to happen to me at this point

[onyx igloo]

i think i have some strange brain malfunction because of it

[toxic relic]

no ones ever slipped into a double decker with their mouth open?

[graceful dust]

im a normal age

[toxic relic]

or had a water balloon full of cow dung thrown at them?

[onyx igloo]

excuse me

[twin bear]

Bag full of dog shit

Thrown out of car

[onyx igloo]

what does that mean

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

The memories

[toxic relic]

we used to have 'water balloon' fights with cow shit

cinema

[graceful dust]

so like i walk around with my mouth closed

[toxic relic]

not if you're screaming

[twin bear]

Ppl think cow dung is so gross

Its rly not

[toxic relic]

its not

[onyx igloo]

cow dung is just shit

[graceful dust]

& i wear a mask which prolly helps, see the naked guy pissing infographic above

[twin bear]

Fr

[toxic relic]

it taste like grass

[onyx igloo]

but more liquid

[toxic relic]

and just smells

[onyx igloo]

id rather not eat cow shit

[twin bear]

I low-key like the smell of methane

[toxic relic]

fair

[twin bear]

But not the stink part

[onyx igloo]

itd probably give me a disease

[toxic relic]

its on a farm in rural bulgaria

while "working"

fair enough though

[twin bear]

The things u do and see on farms

Especially as a kid

[toxic relic]

fr

HAHAH

gatekeep the secrets brother

they cant know

[graceful dust]

i used to live next to a farm ig i wasnt close enuf except to see that cows will eat fucking anything

[twin bear]

Anyone else hide in bales of hay to avoid being caught

The itch

[toxic relic]

double decker is shitting in the toilet bowl and the tank behind the toilet

[toxic relic]

cinema

[onyx igloo]

Dude

[toxic relic]

you get all cut up with tiny scratches

[onyx igloo]

Rural Indiana has some wild shit man

[twin bear]

My teachers all asked if i had issues at home when they saw the cuts and scrapes

[onyx igloo]

Lmao

[neat moat]

abomination

[twin bear]

They weren't wrong but they weren't right abt why the cuts were there

Sean I shoulda seen the gear i used in 4h

[toxic relic]

"yeah my parents suck but this is unrelated"

real

[twin bear]

Almost got sucked into a churner one time

Do NOT put ur foot down on the brown pedal until it's done vibrating

It will grab ur ass

[bronze moat]

TEAM CARROT!

[bronze moat]

Nah. I’d win

[onyx igloo]

kinda perverted but ok

[twin bear]

All i can think of is hamburger skin

[candid patio]

i did make a base in pz out of haybales in a farm field once

[twin bear]

Dude the machinery is kinda scarily dangerous (ikr crazy

[toxic relic]

farm machinary is fucked bro

[candid patio]

we have the absolutel sickest farm vehicles around me

they are so fucking metal

[toxic relic]

that shit gets nightmare inducing

[onyx igloo]

Suffocating in grains

[candid patio]

they take up the whole 2 lane road and have tires the size of a house

[twin bear]

The sounds of an automatic baler

[onyx igloo]

im hungry

[twin bear]

Amish be running around with a honse and a dream

[onyx igloo]

dude farm equipment probably gave me some of my nightmares

the noises alone

[twin bear]

It's really bad when an animal is hurt on the field, u hear it cry from so far away unrelated but still nightmare fuel

[toxic relic]

smile

[onyx igloo]

I WANT STEW

[toxic relic]

my family arent commercial farmers but subsistence farmers

[onyx igloo]

but i have none

this pains me

[toxic relic]

so we didnt have the kms of monocrop patches

[twin bear]

Commercial farming is

Evil

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

yes

[toxic relic]

genuinely the most fucked shit

[twin bear]

Never have i ever seen so many chickens in "free range" suffocate

[toxic relic]

livestock and crop farming

[twin bear]

Literally one of the tasks of the day is to pick up the dead ones

[toxic relic]

isnt humanity wonderful

[twin bear]

Happy to not be doing all that shit anymore

[onyx igloo]

ive only really seen my grandmas hen farm

[candid patio]

do they barter with their neighbors?

[toxic relic]

barter? more like my uncles give them goats milk in exchange for wheat grains

[candid patio]

that is literally bartering

[toxic relic]

they have agreements with other farms

[toxic relic]

fair yeah

its not official 🤔

they just know what the other house needs so they exchange goods

[candid patio]

i've always romanticized that lifestyle.

[toxic relic]

lmao

[candid patio]

it seems more human

[toxic relic]

thats fair

[candid patio]

but at the same time that's probably a romanticized definition of what it is to be human

[toxic relic]

indeed

[onyx igloo]

I always get more hungry during winters

[twin bear]

What kind of hens?

[candid patio]

in reality humans are space orcs

[onyx igloo]

like some hibernating bears

[onyx igloo]

Couldnt really tell you, they were brown and fluffy tho

[toxic relic]

go settle down in rural romania and trade akhtamar cigs for bread and drink yourself to sleep every night because theres nothing else to do

[twin bear]

Ah hold up lemme get the name theres two diff breed iirc

Was it light

Or dark

If light brown it is a silkie

[candid patio]

doesn't this sound nice?

[toxic relic]

sounds like my grandpa

and me whenver i visit

[twin bear]

Sometimes drinking to fall asleep is fun

[candid patio]

sounds peaceful... tranquil... relaxing

[toxic relic]

which will be in a week haha

[neat moat]

Let us not forget that humanity does not hold a monopoly on undue violence. We are not uniquely evil. We are however uniquely capable of not requiring on doing evil

[twin bear]

Others it's sad

[toxic relic]

blah blah

[neat moat]

smh stink

thought youd agree

[twin bear]

Me sharpen stick, me kill you for rock

I think fair trade

Only the strongest will survive ong

[toxic relic]

people online go through the same cycle of liking a "fringe" ideology, making it "mainstream" sanitising it then hating the version they created but treating it as the original

[neat moat]

Ah

[toxic relic]

maybe

[neat moat]

fair I suppose

[toxic relic]

if you think it is

[twin bear]

@onyx igloo in case u wanted to know

[toxic relic]

a lot of my old friends krilled themselves because that type of life can be very depressing and hard

[neat moat]

damn

[twin bear]

It's horrible it comes to that point

[candid patio]

that's very sad... and understandable... proves my point that i have a romanticized vision of that life and its probably not as nice as i dream about it being

[neat moat]

not everything is black and white I suppose

[toxic relic]

people only care about metros and they think farmers are backwards but its mostly poor people trying to survive on their famliy land who dont want to give it up to assimilate into cities

but its hard

[candid patio]

most of those people would probably kill for my life

[toxic relic]

very hard

[onyx igloo]

Lighter brown

[twin bear]

U most likely got urself a north American buff silkie

[toxic relic]

yeah but even that is tainted haha

[onyx igloo]

she farms the hens for eggs

[candid patio]

i've been really trying to appreciate my life more recently

[onyx igloo]

i love hens tho

[twin bear]

They are great egg chickens

Not meat ones ofc

[candid patio]

elaborate?

[toxic relic]

moving to the cities to get better jobs only to be a victim of industrialisation

[onyx igloo]

hens are so chill tho

[toxic relic]

you leave your farm for a factory

[graceful dust]

dude the fucking way city slickers think the solution is for everyone to just move & become city slickers drives me crazy

[toxic relic]

you send money to your family from your tiny shared apartment

[twin bear]

I had to leave the concrete jungle behind

[candid patio]

yes! no different than the industrial revolution

[toxic relic]

ik its fucking crazy, it ruined spain tbh

[onyx igloo]

why would i do that

[neat moat]

money

to yk

[twin bear]

Survival

[neat moat]

survive

[toxic relic]

they got poor and focused on industrialisation and urbanisation so much that most of the country is barren except the cities

[toxic relic]

as gurt and scav said, you're essentially forced to or youll be slowly starved

[twin bear]

Sometimes it's ok to kneel and weep

[graceful dust]

ppl want it to be a personal problem so bad like ive had ppl call me talking abt rural towns "personal baggage"...

[onyx igloo]

awh

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/its-free-real-sate-gif-7215175

[onyx igloo]

i wanna be farmer with hens

and vegetable

[toxic relic]

you're funneled into cities because the gov/corpo focuses money into it while slandering farming or other non urban work

[candid patio]

work or you will die

[toxic relic]

so you lose your way of life because you cant afford it

[twin bear]

Sure my town is small but at least I'm not around the shit I was before

[onyx igloo]

thats stupid

[toxic relic]

bruh

[twin bear]

U work to live so u can work more

[onyx igloo]

farmer work is equally important to city work

i feel

[toxic relic]

farming feeds us lmao

[twin bear]

Farmin is the backbone

[candid patio]

in my adult life i have never lived anywhere nearly as bad as the city i graduated high school

[subtle shoal]

Because of farmers cities EXIST

[toxic relic]

fr

[subtle shoal]

there's no comparison lmao

[graceful dust]

i honestly miss knowing my neighbors tbh

[onyx igloo]

and cities are supposed to develop

[subtle shoal]

if farmers stop working there will inevitably be a food shortage

[onyx igloo]

Like the country

And invent new stuff

[subtle shoal]

And a famine

[toxic relic]

cities are very detached from the origin of their resources

but it comes from industrial and rural areas

[twin bear]

Cities are where u go to starve on fast food and low pay

[candid patio]

i've tried developing connections with my neighbors... it is so rare that they will be receptive...

[toxic relic]

your middle management job is held up by the morbillions of factory, chemical processing and farming jobs around you

[neat moat]

bruh I hate big AG in California. They use this excuse to steal ALL our water for their cash crops

[graceful dust]

dare i say thinking abt this too hard could radicalize someone. not saying who tho

[neat moat]

bullshite

[toxic relic]

crazy

[toxic relic]

lmao

[candid patio]

we're all cogs in a machine

[toxic relic]

nah that fucking sucks

[twin bear]

Radical? For having common sense

1984

[toxic relic]

commercialised farming is balls

[candid patio]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON BLUE DIAMOND AND THE FUCKING ALMONDS

[subtle shoal]

welcome my son

welcome to the machine

[twin bear]

Proles

[candid patio]

ON THE GOD DAMN IRRADIATED ALMONDS

[graceful dust]

in suburbia everyone kind of wants everyone else to be a criminal tbh

[twin bear]

Proletarians and we don't even know it

[toxic relic]

like how corpo farming in australia is causing draughts for towns and villages

when they "buy" and redirect a river for their crops

[neat moat]

litteraly in California

[toxic relic]

crazy

[neat moat]

We are always in a drout cus we dump it all in ag

[candid patio]

TO FORCE SMALL ALMOND GROWERS OUT OF BUSINESS BLUE DIAMOND LOBBIED TO PASS A LAW SAYING THAT FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY ALMONDS HAD TO BE BLASTED WITH RADIATION USING A SPECIAL MACHINE THAT SMALL FARMERS COULDN'T AFFORD

[twin bear]

They should provide people with the resources to start gardening at least like dam

Making it almost impossible to even grow anything and get by

[candid patio]

Sorry i'll stop shouting

[subtle shoal]

death to monsanto

[graceful dust]

fellow californian 😭

[subtle shoal]

burn it down

[twin bear]

Food science moment

[neat moat]

nor, sol, or cen cal?

[twin bear]

Gurt gonna find his next victim I see

[toxic relic]

erhm its illegal to use more than 1 gallon of water for your garden a week otherwise we cant use a gazillion of liters of water on our export avocados per day

🤓

[candid patio]

when i was homeless i was in california... but i'm offended that you diminished my plight

[graceful dust]

can i dm that LOL i have to flex how bad it is but like

without straight-up doxxing

[toxic relic]

whats the capital city of california

[neat moat]

Uhhhh

[candid patio]

so cal born and raised... got a 951 area code that i've had for almost 20 years

sacremento!

[neat moat]

Sacromento?

[candid patio]

its an armpit of a city

[graceful dust]

sacramento i think

hello

whym i the only one who can spell sacramento...

[subtle shoal]

One place in the US I want to visit is oregon

[candid patio]

i was more worried about gettig the answer the fastest

[subtle shoal]

that place looks fucking amazing

[candid patio]

and its a shit city not worthy of proper spelling

[graceful dust]

sacramento is not that bad ime

[subtle shoal]

competitive hate

respect

[candid patio]

wait i'm old af my 951 phone number is older than 20 years

[candid patio]

i bet you say "hella"

[twin bear]

Hehe

Whos gonna tell bro

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

i can be way more racist than you

[subtle shoal]

nuh uh

[onyx igloo]

thats an interesting threat

[toxic relic]

square up baltic

[twin bear]

I've been racer since the day my dad nutted in my mom i did win the race of life after all

[candid patio]

these are wildly unexpected and enthralling words from you

[toxic relic]

lmao

[subtle shoal]

yeah lmao i got flabbergasted

[lilac quarry]

First message I read when I check chat

[graceful dust]

ya

[toxic relic]

exactly brother

[twin bear]

Where has frog been

[subtle shoal]

executed

[lilac quarry]

Iunno lol

[subtle shoal]

that's a lie

frog failed to fulfill his qouta

[toxic relic]

balkan way

[twin bear]

We happy few plot forming here

[onyx igloo]

call me hudson because i turned the wrong fucking way

[lilac quarry]

1984

Animal Party

[toxic relic]

jorjorwel

[lilac quarry]

Jor

[twin bear]

Wrong turn

Dam that movie

[subtle shoal]

jorjor well "we live in a society"

[twin bear]

Goofy ahh mutants

[lilac quarry]

Zorzorwell

[toxic relic]

zo is too stress for chat

[lilac quarry]

Good

[toxic relic]

drinking alcohol emote

[twin bear]

They are getting fucked over by work

[subtle shoal]

call me sully the way I save everyone from a catastrophe

[lilac quarry]

No nitro?

[toxic relic]

no sir

[lilac quarry]

Same

[toxic relic]

no

[lilac quarry]

LET’S GO

[toxic relic]

i have nitro

i just like the name

saying it

eyebrow raise emote

[lilac quarry]

Can’t even do the handshake emote

[subtle shoal]

im currently on the toilet shitting myself listening to a great lithuanian band, what else could a man need smh

[toxic relic]

chad handshake emote

[toxic relic]

beer

and a cig

[subtle shoal]

true true

[toxic relic]

smoking on the toilet is peak