general_chat

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/853971172806098954.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[oblique stream]

no nitro

[late inlet]

Krath! Voro’kan tirrax shal’drek noruuk! Tesh’kar vokh graal’ten varrax dul’thar kren’gor! Shenzak kor’thul ven’gar othraak vel’ruu darahk! GRAH’SHEN voru’kal trik’zar nox vel’kan drathuun!

[oblique stream]

imagine trying to hide your lack of nitro by sending small gifs

[toxic relic]

🤔 warcraft?

[late inlet]

Vek’thalla druun vekora 🔹 shal’kaar luneth vek’ruun. Tal’ithra ne’shak kolaar tri’zen ✨ vek ora-shuun neth’kaar. Voro’kaar ellun mi’shara kel’thoh runek varuun 💠 vek’ta, velosh nar’thu dal’kaar. Shaa vesh’thara 🔻 sha’ruun vek’thal, thu’raan vek’karu mol’zen 🔷

[late inlet]

Kel’ra ven’thol… vek’raash nuu’ten? Shal’kaar vesh’ta luneth voru’kal, but… naruuk vel’thaa? Dre’thaal ven’kara shi’run vek’ta, shi’run vek’ta… oru’nal shen’kaar? Voro’kun thaal… vek’raash nuu’ten?

[twin bear]

Bodycam? you speaking spanish son?

[late inlet]

Vesh’kaar no’thala SHPAN’eth? No, no, vek’ta shal’kaar noruun! Kel’thorin draa’ven vek’thalla koruul, naresh ven’thal kor’uun vek’raash! Shpan’eth naruul? Voro’kan vel’kaal! Shaa’thorin draa’vel shal’thaar lunek vek’ruun — NOT Shpan’eth!

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cassius-thundercock-pickjj98-cassius-thunder-cassius-bp-gif-5335439489006391166

[graceful dust]

anyone else here sleepy

[twin bear]

🥀 Ive been awake and drunk for almost two days

[graceful dust]

stop that

[late inlet]

Naa’thir… vel’ran.😴

[twin bear]

im unsure

geeking perhaps

[late inlet]

4200👽

[twin bear]

weedbine stole my hash

[late inlet]

😔🙏

Voru’kaan drek’thal DUUK’bo’ta ven’kaar shen’ruul! Shaa’thor vel’kan noruun vesh’ta, DUUK’bo’ta vel’raan koruul tal’resh vek’thal! Naruuk ven’kora daluun vek’raash — DUUK’bo’ta draa’vel shaa’kan voruul! Krin’thal vek’raan DUUK’bo’ta, ven’kaar vel’ruu thal’kuun!”

🛥️🦆

[graceful dust]

hospital

[twin bear]

ill get better just bummed out over a relationship

didnt even end badly just couldnt work out

[last spoke]

Abrams refused to not get parried by me

lol, lmao

[bronze moat]

Vek’ra bo’keh DUUK. Ka’tesh, na?

[onyx igloo]

lol and lmao in the same sentence feels so weird

[bronze moat]

Lmao right now lol. Yeah that’s pretty lulz. Lol!

[onyx igloo]

i dont laugh this much

my laugh is too loud and then people look at me

[bronze moat]

No one does. But people are……. Not smart anymore.

TikTok alone recorded something like 50 million usages of the word “mewing” a day for a year straight.

All the lol and lmao text-slang is brain rot at work

[onyx igloo]

I dont bother with chatgpt or anything

All my classes are taken without it and I write using my head

[bronze moat]

You are a smart person tho TBH. Critical thinking skills my fren.

[onyx igloo]

Its very inefficent to use my cranium and a pencil though

[bronze moat]

Meh. I may rant at times about IQ but true intelligence and adaptability and growth as a person is mainly about perception, ability to accept new input, and use critical thinking skills.

All of which a major portion of society lacks.

Yur a good kid my fren. You got a good head and brain

[onyx igloo]

what i hate is when questions are up to interpretation

feels most common with english class

[graceful dust]

old man yells at cloud

[rain mango]

when you play a game youve been blindly hating on

and you realize that

what do you know its actual dogshit

[twin bear]

uh oh

[graceful dust]

which one

[twin bear]

someone died on ground zero

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[graceful dust]

oh idk that one i was hoping to join the hatering

[twin bear]

it was a joke about tarkov

[graceful dust]

oh

is tarkov bad

[twin bear]

only for eu players

lmao

cheater central

[languid meadow]

its a scam i say

[graceful dust]

lol

[twin bear]

how so

u get exactly what u pay for

[twin bear]

can always not spend rent on unheard edition

[languid meadow]

u waste cash on a game that aint worth 200 bucks

[twin bear]

only aint worth it if u dont play

mfers spending thousands on games that dont even have trading so its all about wether or not u personally think its worth the purchase

[harsh vault]

tarkov?

im summoned

:3

[bronze moat]

You just jealous of my mewing streak. No cap

[bronze moat]

No. But its core game play is best summed up from the guys over at viva la dirt league.

Gameplay loop is “get punched in the D”

[harsh vault]

it may be a waste to you, but not for others. The one thing when telling others if they should or shouldnt play the game is remembering to be in their shoes instead of a biased opinion

[graceful dust]

ok now i know its dogshut

[harsh vault]

yes it is

but i love it

[graceful dust]

no one ever has to make arguments like this for a good game lmao

[harsh vault]

i say that for many games

its a general statement with not even games

[bronze moat]

https://youtu.be/NzaNzJnh9l8?si=jz97JHK95ULR-Qbp

[harsh vault]

tarkov has its pros and cons, but same with most FPS games

best thing to do homekeys, is wait for this weekend to make up your mind, 1.0 is changing the entire game, it wont look like its old self

[graceful dust]

caught dead before i spend $200 on a fps

[last spoke]

Isn't that every update?

[harsh vault]

no

1.0 is big big

like full release big

[last spoke]

Like every uypdate toootally changes the game (Makes it harder to get a certain item that is required for progression)

[graceful dust]

i literally cannot interact with games that require me dropping hundreds of dollars to play properly

[last spoke]

Tarkov to date remains the only purchase we genuinely, truly regret

[twin bear]

it doesnt

[harsh vault]

i dunno why everyone assumes you need unheard to play the game, im hsppily enjoying it on standard

[twin bear]

easier to hate on a pricey edition than to try standard

[harsh vault]

you should check it out this weekend, floofs recommendation

[twin bear]

plus ig 50 bucks is too much for a huge game

[bronze moat]

Average Tarkov player spends $125 on the game

[last spoke]

I would rather shit in my hands and clap

[harsh vault]

be nice

[twin bear]

funny part is the game runs and plays fine

[harsh vault]

no

it runs ass

[twin bear]

i think yall just may be a bit doodoo

streets 70 fps on my laptop bro

it runs fine

until i zoom in

ofc

[last spoke]

You're the one that brought performance into this

[bronze moat]

Don’t be mean to floof tho.

Tarkov is legit and has a good community in many ways.

But it’s not for everyone.

[last spoke]

I'm just talking about the gameplay itself

[twin bear]

performance is a massive deal with a game like eft

[harsh vault]

the thing is, we dont actually know whats coming to 1.0, like at all, only assumptions and rumors

[last spoke]

okay?

I never complained about perf

[twin bear]

have to include it as a factor considering it plays a massive role

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-cheater-golden-star-flying-cheater-gif-10349356664035741647

[twin bear]

on how it plays

[twin bear]

eu lobbies fr

i can hear the audio

[graceful dust]

i have a microtransaction addiction im looking at the unheard edition & i could not do this so can y'all not try to push this game on me

jesus christ

[twin bear]

black division

[harsh vault]

shadow company

[twin bear]

they will be on terminal

confirmed

[harsh vault]

for the campaign

confirmed

[twin bear]

terminal will most likely stay pve

[harsh vault]

campaign singleplayer confirmed?

[twin bear]

been in the works

[oblique stream]

I like tarkov as a side viewer, but not its devs

[twin bear]

they just dont wanna admit it cuz players would rather play what they wanted frm tarkov than wut we got now

[last spoke]

Like, I fundamentally hate Tarkov, no amount of anything is gonna change that, as long as it's an extraction shooter where TTK is one fucking bullet, I'll never be interested

[bronze moat]

Then yeah, don’t play. Microtransactions exist in Tarkov.

Delist it on steam if it’s something you need to purposefully avoid

[twin bear]

bsg is scum

real

microtransactions meanwhile its just skin

[oblique stream]

If we're laughing at 130$ paradox hoi4 then overpriced tarkov is no exception

[twin bear]

acting like fortnite aint selling big booty furries for 25 bucks

[twin bear]

hoi is its own thing lmao

so expensive for mid dlcs

meanwhile owb exists

[graceful dust]

i just need to not play games like that is all

[harsh vault]

then thats understandable, my type of games are realism, which people dont really enjoy

[graceful dust]

i would be sol if seeing a game made me spend a boatload of money cos ppl post gacha games here like several hours a day

[oblique stream]

Should have said something like average aaa like cod

[last spoke]

I don't mind realism, I mind when """realism""" takes precedence over fun

[twin bear]

Cod skins are like 40 sometimes

[last spoke]

Games are a toy, toy is for fun, if a toy isn't fun I won't play it

[harsh vault]

well you should know i play games for pain scarf

[twin bear]

Fn at least has 20 dollar skins

[harsh vault]

I play cdda

thats pain

[oblique stream]

To each their own id say

[twin bear]

It's only pain if u have an obsession with winning

Which most gamers do

[harsh vault]

you guys arent helping me make everyone happy

[twin bear]

Would be like me expecting to survive an arma campaign full of sweats

[harsh vault]

i trying not to have scarf annoyed

[last spoke]

Game before last I had in Deadlock, we lost handily, but there was one teamfight that I had a blast in

I'm not annoyed at anyone, I just hate Tarkov

[twin bear]

I keep seeing it on streams

[languid meadow]

agreed

[harsh vault]

phew

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-junker-headshot-head-head-eyes-gif-21110018

[harsh vault]

as long as yall hate the game and not one another

[last spoke]

Like I can have fun while losing, but if there's only losing then it gets stale

[twin bear]

Why would u hate someone over a game

[graceful dust]

i hate ppl over games

[harsh vault]

people die on hills for their opinions

[graceful dust]

not in this instance idk

[twin bear]

People also snort coke and inject H

[bronze moat]

Helldivers has paid packs, but you can drop on medium difficulty and farm the in-game currency for a $10 game pack in 20 hours

[twin bear]

Gmod is 10 bucks and no dlc

[oblique stream]

And people die in factory for the loot

[twin bear]

There u go

[twin bear]

Scavs have no chill on factory

[graceful dust]

warframe has michael transactions im able to manage that cos there also just isnt competition

[twin bear]

Scav karma? What's that

[oblique stream]

If you hate tarkov you can play ducov or how its called

[twin bear]

Duckov that reminds me

[last spoke]

One point during the squid siege, we had 3 fucken 100 SC drops on a 10 diff

[twin bear]

I installed it

[bronze moat]

Duckov is legit

[twin bear]

Hopefully hardcore is actually hard now

[last spoke]

That was nice

[oblique stream]

Ngl watching people play Tarkov is more fun than playing it

[harsh vault]

oki i dissappear from chat, baii

[bronze moat]

Or visit Roxy! She made raspberry pie and is down to 3 slices for players

[twin bear]

When will ppl realize it's the gunplay that makes tarkov any good

And they made it too easy

I miss not being able to hit shit at low level ngl

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-juncker-gif-26466705

[twin bear]

U get to that point where u deadass just stare at the death screen

And ponder

https://tenor.com/view/tarkovdance-tarkov-eft-escapefromtarkov-beardance-gif-11539634961764074966

[oblique stream]

What kind of crust

is it sandy

[twin bear]

Idek if I'll redownload eft since I have 354gb of addons installed

Ain't worth playing just to grind kappa again

[harsh vault]

@twin bear did you watch the trailer for 1.0?

[twin bear]

Ofc i did

I saw it the moment it went live

Was animating when it got posted

[harsh vault]

did you see how your gun can just say fuck you and not unjam

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-gaming-glitch-funny-gif-16543438

[twin bear]

Vss users will cry

Until they remove it

[harsh vault]

im excited to try the as val mod 4

it was in the trailer

[twin bear]

I'm waiting on more machine guns

[harsh vault]

the mod 4 kind of infamous as a dev gun

[twin bear]

Need more arena content

Basically the only thing i follow rn

[harsh vault]

im so BORED

[twin bear]

Anything but arena breakout

Anything

Literally

Even playing coffin

[harsh vault]

scav

do you want to call

[oblique stream]

Hi so bored

[twin bear]

Let me put down the revolver and grab a drink sure

[oblique stream]

[harsh vault]

i will be in vc

[last spoke]

Hey chat, gonna make another loaf of bread either later or tomorrow
What should I do?
Sourdough Rye (I did this one the other day)
Spelt
Rustic White

[twin bear]

Rye bread oml

So good

[bronze moat]

mechanics wise he only has cooking three right now, but it’s pie crust!

She has enough ingredients right now to make a chocolate marshmallow pie as well as an apple pie after that

[twin bear]

Never had spelt iirc

[last spoke]

Spelt tastes great but it's a very crumbly bread

[twin bear]

Might be good for a soup then

[last spoke]

Spelt used to be the go to for bread because of its hardiness, but then people figured out wheat and it's waaaaayy easier to grow in bulk

[harsh vault]

rustic white sounds silly, do that one pwease

[twin bear]

Dw floof I'm coming

[harsh vault]

yay

[twin bear]

can u hear me

[harsh vault]

NO

[oblique stream]

Man Id kill for raspberry sandy crust pie

Or cheesecake

[twin bear]

dam i think my headset is cooked one sec

[harsh vault]

smh

[graceful dust]

it is pumpkin spice cheesecake season for me

i dont think i made any this yr

[twin bear]

its the pc i think lemme join the vc on my phone

[harsh vault]

nuuu

check ur audio settings

[twin bear]

i did

[harsh vault]

ouh

weird

[twin bear]

my mic literally doesnt get picked up anywhere

might be broken tbh

[last spoke]

Here's the current loaf btw

[graceful dust]

oh wow

that turned out pretty

ive been wanting to get into bread but i dont have a good loaf pan... + i rly want a pullman pan

[last spoke]

I just have a bunch of different Laucke bread mixes

[candid patio]

Where is the air?

Oh it looks like you explained above

[candid patio]

How's your face, Dave?

[bronze moat]

I hate to cook but I bake.

Got a recipe for banana bread my grandma passed down from old depression era stuff.

And raspberry cheescake! But it’s gooey style

[candid patio]

Please tell me depression era banana bread doesn't contain *banana

I would like that

Like not the food but the knowledge.

"bananas were too expensive so we used rehydrated raisins and oatmeal as a substitute" type shit

[toxic relic]

last 2 episodes

[loud pumice]

That look DENSE

[toxic relic]

it's very compelling

and evocative

[loud pumice]

It kneads more

[toxic relic]

sorry, i dont know much floury language

[loud pumice]

Gay

[toxic relic]

gay

[graceful dust]

it do look dense i could spend a whole day eating a slice of that

gay?

[toxic relic]

gay

[loud pumice]

Gay

[graceful dust]

is the bread gay

[loud pumice]

Go eat gas station food

[graceful dust]

why

im literally a good person

[toxic relic]

[loud pumice]

I haven't made bread in years, but it's complicated af

[graceful dust]

dragon age spotted

[toxic relic]

thats a gay bread

[loud pumice]

It's like a lab experiment

[toxic relic]

sir yeassir oorah

[candid patio]

That's what I was saying

[graceful dust]

i tried to make honey wheat sandwich bread it turned out real dense. super good tho

[toxic relic]

not as dense as i am

i mean

you are

[loud pumice]

Right yeast water temp, need a good yeast reaction, you need to knead it a lot and it let rise properly

Heck that noise

[graceful dust]

iim LITERALLY a good person

[loud pumice]

It takes hours for it to rise

[candid patio]

I feel like there's a fine line between dense bread and dry porridge

[loud pumice]

You need good air pockets

And a nice crust with good flavor. Each time I followed a recipe, shit had no flavor, so I did my own recipe instead

Shut sucks

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[candid patio]

Baking proper bread has always seemed so daunting I've never been willing to try

[toxic relic]

its bread

[candid patio]

Just cleaning up seems awful

[toxic relic]

why is that daunting

[loud pumice]

My main issue is whenever I went to a store all they got is ALL PURPOSE FLOUR

You can't fine anything else

[graceful dust]

honestly i dont like kneading

i would do so much bullshit if i could stand to knead a dough

[loud pumice]

The recipe calls for 1 cup bread flour and 1 cup all purpose. IT DOESN'T EXIST

[graceful dust]

that is evil

[loud pumice]

Walmart, Winn-Dixie, Publix, Family Dollar, Aldi's, Sam's Club

[graceful dust]

stock the stores

[loud pumice]

I can't find it

Bread flour doesn't exist

All Purpose flour is all that remains

Bleached processed crap

[candid patio]

So many steps
So many utensils and measurements
So much immeasurable arcane moments. Don't over knead, under knead, over under proof, if it's too wet add a bit more flour, if it's too sticky add more flour
Mixing things without making a big powdery explosion
Cleaning up the powdery explosion

D a u n t I n g

[graceful dust]

if ur doing a pie dough or someth u also have to manage the temp

i need like

[languid meadow]

gunpowder

[candid patio]

That's crazy, I can always find bread flour when I look

[graceful dust]

what r they called

those things u use to hand-mix pie dough that cut the butter into it

pastry cutter?

[candid patio]

Gun powder genuinely seems easier to make than bread

Isn't it like old piss and crushed up rocks?

[languid meadow]

ya with the risk of exploding

[candid patio]

Flour is combustible too

[graceful dust]

it would be an improvement if dough exploded when u fucked it up

[candid patio]

Lol

[toxic relic]

you're turning bread into an expedition

its fucking bread bro

[graceful dust]

go make bread

[toxic relic]

you put shit in a tin and it bakes

or it doesnt

👍

[graceful dust]

what are u putting in a tin

[languid meadow]

not explosive though

[toxic relic]

deez nuts

[graceful dust]

ur baking them in a tin?

[toxic relic]

yweoch!

[graceful dust]

like it deffo depends on the bread ur making & the quality

[candid patio]

I tried to make chocolate chip cookies a few years ago and it was pretty traumatic

[toxic relic]

traumatic

bro

[graceful dust]

cookies r actually not that bad

u can use mixers for them in moderation

[toxic relic]

unless they gained sentience and ate your dads skin off in front of you

[candid patio]

I made a mess.
I did a bad job.
The cookies were so bad I had to throw them out

[toxic relic]

idk how they could be traumatic

[graceful dust]

if ur making like, a bread or pastry dough u have to try not to fuck up the gluten by using mixers

[candid patio]

I put in so much work and failed

[toxic relic]

bro described the most normal kitchen experience

[graceful dust]

cookies usually doesnt matter that much

[toxic relic]

have you never failed before lmao

[graceful dust]

my grammar,

[toxic relic]

why is that bad

[candid patio]

I HATE FAILING

[toxic relic]

you tried and fucked up and threw them out sounds like a very normal situation

[candid patio]

but it was wasteful

[toxic relic]

must be hard

[candid patio]

And I spent so much time... Buying the ingredients... Measuring... Mixing...
And I tried to follow the recipe really hard

[toxic relic]

bro lmao

its cookies

[graceful dust]

i think i modified the recipe for the cheesecake here so much from its original form that it is mine now

[candid patio]

Failing things that I didn't try on doesn't matter

[late inlet]

[toxic relic]

dude its cookies

[candid patio]

But failing things where I tried??? Awful

[toxic relic]

why

isnt that most of anything

[graceful dust]

im literally a good person

[toxic relic]

why do you consider it failing

its cookies bro

[candid patio]

Because trying is already awful

[toxic relic]

bruh

[graceful dust]

so like the actual setup process can be daunting if u arent familiar with ur workspace & how to use it but im sure someones made a general guide for baking in like, whatever size space with whatever tools u have

[candid patio]

The goal was to make tasty delicious cookies.

I had fixed my lips for them already.

This created a sense of disappointment that I was the direct cause of.

[candid patio]

Thank you

[toxic relic]

bruh

daunting for cookies is crazy

[graceful dust]

i see ppl complain abt small kitchens a lot. u just have to have a different workflow

[candid patio]

A grilled cheese sandwich is probably my most complex dish I can make

[toxic relic]

ok you didnt reach the goal

why didnt you go out and buy cookies

[candid patio]

I need to walk my dogs and that sounds daunting rn

[toxic relic]

bro

[candid patio]

It's not even that cold

Everything is daunting

Bathing

[graceful dust]

turn off ur monitor for a minute

[candid patio]

Going to bed

[toxic relic]

to you exacerbate the intensity of everything you do or is that really the ceiling of hardship in your daily life

[toxic relic]

discord user doesnt shower

[loud pumice]

I genuinely can't find it and I've asked the workers for it. They don't know either and just keep pointing me at the all purpose flour. I look at the flour section of the aisle. Nothing..

Checked the pastry section.. idk what else

[candid patio]

I work in an in person sales role, I have to smell good

[loud pumice]

It's just all purpose everywhere I go

Another reason to move out of Florida

[candid patio]

Oof

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-drunk-gif-12579723

[loud pumice]

Pissing on the electrical fence be like

[toxic relic]

yessir

[candid patio]

Rn trig is the ceiling of hardship of my daily life.

Specifically focusing on learning the material and dedicating enough time to it

But yeah my ceiling of hardship is pretty low

[toxic relic]

insane

[candid patio]

What does this have to do with bathing?

[toxic relic]

absolutely nothing brother

i didnt know how to explain that what i said was an injoke

so i sent an unrelated non sequiter in the hopes that you would just think "huh thats weird of him" and move on

[graceful dust]

discord user doesnt know how to explain the injoke 😔

[toxic relic]

exactly bro

an injoke about how discord users dont bathe

[candid patio]

I recognized it as a joke but also felt the need to defend myself

[toxic relic]

because we're all basement dwelling weebs

[twin bear]

i dont bathe ur right

i shower

[candid patio]

I've always struggled with my odor

[toxic relic]

bathe has stretched to mean "clean"

[toxic relic]

but real bro

[toxic relic]

i unintentionally touched on an insecurity

👍

showering is peak

baths suck old balls

balls older than mine

[graceful dust]

ok grandpa

i like bathing but i dont like my hair being wet for like 2h after the fact. time to go back to bald

[candid patio]

Yeah I'm hella paranoid about people commenting about how I smell. I think I talked about it before in here... I go to great lengths to not smell like anything, good or bad

[toxic relic]

you seem very concered with how you're seen by people around you

[candid patio]

I want my smell to be neutral, unremarkable, not worthy of comment

[graceful dust]

smells like ocddog in here

[candid patio]

Seen... Not really, accept at work

[toxic relic]

ok

[candid patio]

Again I desire to be unremarkable

If a stranger tells me they like my shirt I don't wear it anymore

[graceful dust]

fr u should talk to someone abt that

[toxic relic]

why

[candid patio]

I don't want to have an interaction about my clothes

[twin bear]

my clothes been getting tight

putting on weight

almost a whole 130lbs again ong

[toxic relic]

on dis

[candid patio]

I don't want to try and decipher if they are being genuine about my shirt or sarcastic

[graceful dust]

at that point most ppl would ignore it

[twin bear]

dam this lowkey ass

[toxic relic]

is this because you feel its hard to connect and are thus ostracised making it easier to get paranoid about people thinking of you considering you feel like you're not in an "in group" so you lock into anything that might be the "cause" of this which would just make you come across as rigid and brusque

holy shit i can bullshit so good

[languid meadow]

Gmod never gets old

[twin bear]

🥀 making keyframes gonna be the death of me

[tall glen]

these fools scheduled me to work tommorow

when I have it in the books for a funeral day

fools

the lot of them

[candid patio]

Some of that was a bit of a word salad but this describes me very much.

[toxic relic]

i doubt most people are as perspicacious as a holmes so i hardly think any of the fuss is necessary

[candid patio]

Are you telling me perspicacious is just loosely floating around in your lexicon waiting for an opportunity to be used?

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-esponja-pinkupinemame-gif-8209155961700273351

deftones at 2am

[toxic relic]

yeah

why?

[candid patio]

It's just neat

I like it when you teach me new words

[toxic relic]

brevity is the soul of wit so succinct words and laconic phrases make for better manipulation of conversation

[toxic relic]

lmao

fair enough bro

[graceful dust]

gotta consider the connotations of using manipulation in this context lol

[candid patio]

I would say if I blocked you today the odds of me ever encountering that word again are damn near 0

[toxic relic]

crazy

[strange spruce]

Damn

[twin bear]

better than tryna translate nahuatl

but i also recommend that

[twin bear]

so little to go off of

sad thing tbh

[lyric galleon]

wizard time motherfuckers

fireball

[toxic relic]

i first read that word in a book of ball jokes from a polemic writer a few hundred years ago

i liked how he made fun of dante hahaha

[strange spruce]

Fever 99% of wizard deaths are to their own fireballs

[candid patio]

I knew you were a vampire

[toxic relic]

the facetiae

is the name

[toxic relic]

im an old man

[lyric galleon]

ive yet to play as wizard in spess

[candid patio]

Or some other immortal

[toxic relic]

maybe too old

[lyric galleon]

so i wouldnt know lotg

[strange spruce]

Its good on goob

[lyric galleon]

i want to play devil though

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facetiae
good book i recommend it

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fireball-boom-clash-royale-nyte-nickatnyte-gif-13568626

[lyric galleon]

wont you shake a poor sinners hand

[twin bear]

or a fuckass one time fireball

[toxic relic]

i read some of his other books in latin class i wish we had something this funny

wouldve made studying easier

[lyric galleon]

ill choose super saiyan over 1 million

[candid patio]

The first printed joke book by a hilariously Italian name

[toxic relic]

you should see the welsh "historian"

his first name is yolo

and he made up most of his history writings

[candid patio]

Lololol shit and fart jokes

This is you

[toxic relic]

yessir

his joke about the monks old balls is me

[candid patio]

You are poggio aren't you?

[toxic relic]

https://sourcebook.stanford.edu/text/joke-273-obscene-comparison-teeth-threatened-fall-out
https://sourcebook.stanford.edu/sites/all/modules/custom/vm/VersioningMachine/texts/facetiae_273.html

[candid patio]

This is self promotion

[toxic relic]

a magician never reveals his secrets

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

But this is it, the deed is done, silence drowns the sound. Before I leaped I should've seen the view from halfway down.

cinema

[toxic relic]

[graceful dust]

👏

[toxic relic]

what a lad

he just like me

its funnier in latin

especially his jokes about the florentinians

and the one about the venetians HAHAHA

[candid patio]

Lol

[strange spruce]

Clash wizor and spess wizor are two very DIFFERENT things

[toxic relic]

bojack horseman is peak television

mad men 8/10 bojack 7/10

[strange spruce]

Spess wizor fucking turns you into a pile of organs upon touch

[toxic relic]

now we watch something else

🤔 maybe sopranos

[strange spruce]

Sopranos

My bro andi watched that

[toxic relic]

its good

[strange spruce]

Yah

Is nice

[harsh vault]

[strange spruce]

Cozy winter evening w 2 pcs stacked next to each other playin rs while watchin sopranos

Good shit

Also hi i see you yes

[harsh vault]

knew you could do it

[strange spruce]

thanks for cheering

[graceful dust]

been meaning to watch the sopranos

[harsh vault]

ur welcome

[toxic relic]

I need you to tell me that I'm a good person.

same thing always happens. you didnt know me and then you fell in love with me. and now you know me.

[graceful dust]

have y'all seen dead like me

[toxic relic]

wouldnt it be funny if this night was the last time we ever talked to each other

_🐴

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-6469339709570075941

[toxic relic]

if you dont like swimming then i guess you hate me

thats a crazy thing to tell someone just before you try to drown yourself

bojack real

[toxic relic]

nah mate

[lyric galleon]

i am off work now

time for finite games

lotg you down to stream intravenous?

[twin bear]

first ever proper animation

just not smoothed nor made properly lol

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[toxic relic]

maybe we rewatch severance

[lyric galleon]

i wanna play dispatych

[candid patio]

Lord of the...?

[toxic relic]

game

[young kelp]

gambling

also I found a neat game

Slots and daggers

[toxic relic]

yawn

gambling

[young kelp]

its just gambling

[lyric galleon]

my homie

my oomf

[candid patio]

?

[karmic jetty]

hmmm what to doo

[graceful dust]

i almost got stuck rewatching that whole episode

[toxic relic]

watch bojack

[graceful dust]

imagine dying & everyone knows u as toilet seat girl now

[young kelp]

nine sols

[toxic relic]

lotg, lord of the game, a discord user, his mate

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-yi-nine-sols-yi-turning-head-blink-gif-17933340081818040417

[karmic jetty]

perhaps we find fud

waking at 3pm feels like sht

[graceful dust]

i'll email u whatevers left of my pizza

[karmic jetty]

[graceful dust]

[candid patio]

Oomf?

[graceful dust]

what abt em

[candid patio]

That is a name?

[graceful dust]

no it means one of my followers

[lyric galleon]

are you off ur work zozo

[candid patio]

I feel like we missed a who's on first moment there

But thank you

[graceful dust]

im too tired i would prolly explode & die if that happened

i wanna change my status...

[karmic jetty]

yes im home

gonna eat this 1/4 of peanut chocolate spread

think i have cup noodle in my bag...

chat ill live just yet

[graceful dust]

also i didnt even notice discord has like a game shelf thing on ur profile now? omg

[karmic jetty]

what

[graceful dust]

game collection

[karmic jetty]

orm

[graceful dust]

i updated mine can u see it

[karmic jetty]

wheres the no game collection

[graceful dust]

i see a few ppl have it

[karmic jetty]

thats the sims 2 ultimate collection

[graceful dust]

it says game collection

if u click it

it shows some tuff i picked

[karmic jetty]

doesnt show on mobile

[graceful dust]

omfg

discord mobile strikes again

[subtle shoal]

hello homediscordians

[graceful dust]

suddenly dont remember any games ive ever played

hi nerd

[subtle shoal]

hello

[languid meadow]

Pal only on pc u can see it

[subtle shoal]

post buzz clarity is hitting me slightly now

but its okay

idk what to game today

maybe manor lords if im feeling like that

[lyric galleon]

we chillin

weekend

yippee

yippee

[karmic jetty]

feber hop on monolith

episode 9

[bronze moat]

The year is 2025. For the first time, Cyberpunk gets mirrors that WORK:

https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/25633

[graceful dust]

i filled this shit out & it doesnt feel complete

i think cos it doesnt have like any 3ds games

[karmic jetty]

it has no games...

[graceful dust]

copium

it is prolly my fav console ever

[karmic jetty]

why would batman do this

[strange spruce]

Bro am at work

[toxic hawk]

this was a difficult one too

[languid meadow]

Not really

Sparing them was easy and right

[toxic hawk]

He could be lying

[livid notch]

My unity pistol going bang bang

[toxic hawk]

how do you know he's telling the truth

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-22839895

[languid meadow]

They are not

[toxic hawk]

how do you know

[languid meadow]

I’ve played the game like 4 to 5 times

[toxic hawk]

Good for you. Again on the first time, how would you know he aint lying

[karmic jetty]

hes not lying

[twin bear]

fent zombies

[karmic jetty]

u literally could get evidence

[twin bear]

who knew they are hard to animate

[livid notch]

Huh

I always killed him on sight lmao

[toxic hawk]

Examening the murder scene ?

i did that

didn't find proof

[karmic jetty]

bruh

question witnesses

asking regina for symptoms

he went pscyho

[toxic hawk]

oh you can call regina ? thats awesome

[karmic jetty]

bruh

[languid meadow]

Because the outcome, as I literally did every single dam mission before I did Dogtown stuff

[toxic hawk]

thats because you know all the outcomes

but if you didnt

you cannot tell

[toxic hawk]

So on certain quests, if you call certain people, you can get more lore ?

[karmic jetty]

depends

have u called jackie

[toxic hawk]

I have at some point

[languid meadow]

First time I didn’t kill then, nor on any other runs, hell every run I always choose the same ending

[karmic jetty]

forcing him to call regina is the best way

he will get help

[toxic hawk]

That doesnt answer my question. Its aight

[toxic hawk]

yeah thats what i did

Even if there was no way to be 100% sure he was telling the truth

there were a lot of arguemnts towards cyberpsychosis

[icy vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/853971172806098954.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[karmic jetty]

[graceful dust]

@toxic hawk are u on ur first run?

[toxic hawk]

Correct

I am violent

[languid meadow]

I remember collecting all the iconic guns, when played easy time very fun

[graceful dust]

how long have u been on ur first run

[toxic hawk]

i am about 53 hours in

[graceful dust]

oh huh

[karmic jetty]

speedrun

[languid meadow]

Took me less time to beat the game first time

[karmic jetty]

i always take over 100 hrs

[languid meadow]

Dam atuo correct

[toxic hawk]

i like to do everything in the first playthrough

[tall glen]

am you live?

I had a dinner of leftover tater tots and coffee ice cream

[rigid turtle]

DUDE

😭

the origiinal video of that audio is so funny

i cannot beliieve that juust happened though

thank god for my seed of life

[karmic jetty]

huh look we got some kind risk of rain... 2...

[tall glen]

WOW,

I have been slacking on the Game Boy mod advancements

[karmic jetty]

last episode!!!!!

lesgoo

[toxic relic]

the ending

[karmic jetty]

bruce is kinda at fault with harvey

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

he didnt even CARE

i think... batman... is kinda bad...

[toxic relic]

arent a lot of villain origins at minimum partly the fault of the heros

[karmic jetty]

no flashs rogues tho

[toxic relic]

we create the monsters we fight

[toxic relic]

sure bud

[karmic jetty]

minus reverse flash

the rogues are like criminal union workers

[toxic relic]

so flash is a union buster

[karmic jetty]

they pretty chill

nah nah nah

they are mutuals

[toxic relic]

sure pal

whatever you asy

asy

[karmic jetty]

no fr

[toxic relic]

asy

[tall glen]

dead ass?

[karmic jetty]

the rogues has a silly code where they go in and out no trouble no killing

[tall glen]

my ass is dead

[karmic jetty]

and importantly dont mess with flash at all

if ur busted ur done

see u next monday

[toxic relic]

uhuh

so he's a union buster

[karmic jetty]

WHA

[toxic relic]

watch the episode

[karmic jetty]

guh

fine

[toxic relic]

sad white guy genre i think is one of my top genres

[tall glen]

I am faster then the flash

[karmic jetty]

no ur NOT

im gonna watch the last episode

[toxic relic]

k

i think superman sucks

[karmic jetty]

potassium

pause

[tall glen]

I represent sad white guy genre

[karmic jetty]

frick u superman is pog

[toxic relic]

baited

successfully baited 🤓

[toxic relic]

ok

[karmic jetty]

truly u are a master baiter..

[toxic relic]

real

[tall glen]

superman ja das is guten ubermensh

[toxic relic]

that sentence doesnt make sense

[tall glen]

look

grammar isnt my specialty

[toxic relic]

look at deez nuts brother

[toxic relic]

i noticed

[tall glen]

I barely speak the english

and its my primary

[karmic jetty]

think my face is gettin fuller

[strange spruce]

I like that one genre where jim carrey isnt dilly dallying

[karmic jetty]

le research says im eatin too much sodium

makes sense

woter retention

[tall glen]

you need more hot dogs

[karmic jetty]

i need potassium

bornana

[tall glen]

me at the doctors

https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk

[toxic relic]

carrey deez nuts in your mouth

[toxic hawk]

That is a kid bro, dude aint even over 2

[tall glen]

are you familiar with wkuk fartass

[toxic relic]

i dont fraternise with white people

[tall glen]

rip trevor

[strange spruce]

AM 20 WHADDYA MEAAAN

[toxic relic]

trevor? i hardly knower

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

watch the show zo

[tall glen]

trevor the lead guy from wkuk,

died from falling off a roof

[toxic relic]

HAHAH thats real

i looked it up

he died from falling off his balcony

[karmic jetty]

woah woah woah

[strange spruce]

Truman was gud doe

!!!

[karmic jetty]

bruce way did a freudian slip

he went into le batman mode for a sec

i think he hates criminals chat...

[toxic relic]

soulja released crank that and kiss me through the phone.
does that mean he's a good singer?

[karmic jetty]

love how the batman theme played for a sec too

[toxic relic]

dudes simping for a schizo billionaire who wears tights

[strange spruce]

Waitnwhat

[toxic relic]

batman

[strange spruce]

Oh right

He also wears an animal suit

So like

Schizo billionare furry that wears tights

[toxic relic]

hes a furry

[strange spruce]

Yes

[toxic relic]

zo simps for a furry

[strange spruce]

Fork found in kitchen

More at 9

[karmic jetty]

wut

i like superman more than batman

[toxic relic]

so you simp for a fleshie

superman has a humansona

[karmic jetty]

this is gonna be a long episode

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[strange spruce]

Long episode factory:

[karmic jetty]

lotg spessman later

[strange spruce]

I AM AT WORK!!!!

[karmic jetty]

im still tryna figure out how to do crime

[toxic relic]

bros a narc

[karmic jetty]

whats the best way to start KILLIN

[subtle shoal]

7 WHEAT

ZAAAAAAMN

[strange spruce]

shoot spessman until horizontal

[subtle shoal]

7 whole grains of wheat

[karmic jetty]

also gotta fix my broken rotate

[strange spruce]

Loot spessman

[karmic jetty]

maybe a reinstall

[strange spruce]

Money!!!

[toxic relic]

bury me with my money

[karmic jetty]

dood if i could be a bounty hunter thatd be sick

like a shiddy bounty hunter

[toxic relic]

lobo

[strange spruce]

Everytime you mention combat i remember how you magdumped me in the back

And remind me of another time a fellow nukie blasted me in the back with a shotgun when i was L6'ing a fucking hallway of people </3

[karmic jetty]

all in le head

literally

wasnt my fault u were in MY WAY

[toxic relic]

bruh

[strange spruce]

yea you need that dmr with smartscope

[toxic relic]

dude literally backshotted you

[strange spruce]

Happens

[toxic relic]

i didnt think zo was actually bad at the game

[karmic jetty]

never knew i had it in me

[toxic hawk]

Designated marskman rifle

[karmic jetty]

im a medic fartass

[toxic relic]

ok

[karmic jetty]

the only harm i can do is biochemically

[toxic relic]

yet you magdumped lotg

[karmic jetty]

and the occasionally frenly fire

[strange spruce]

I have not friendly fired a singular marine in cm14 in a WHILE

I am usually INFRONT OF THE XENOS

With a fucking rifle up their ass

[toxic relic]

i main engie and chem but i can still press my mouse button and aim at the pixels

[strange spruce]

I shouls use shotguns

[languid meadow]

Or a rocket launcher

[toxic relic]

if you're close range a rifle seems worse lmao

[strange spruce]

I should dual wield shotguns actually

Besides being a suicidal rifleman i just play runner

Run up to a guy tailstab them and run away

Repeat 10 times over

Watch as they get more and more mad

[graceful dust]

buh bye 💤

[karmic jetty]

HARVEYYYYY

HOLY SHT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1342104666917568564/attachment-2.gif

[karmic jetty]

BTAS reference!!!!

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

wait.... the jonkler gas...

he sounds sick as hell

https://tenor.com/view/batman-caped-crusader-caped-crusader-batman-batman-pose-gif-12537728247115118999

finished

[karmic jetty]

wake up

[surreal mirage]

I am awake

Somewhat

[karmic jetty]

WAKE UP!!!

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

u are awake but ur mind is aslep

do u understand

[surreal mirage]

Sorry no English

[karmic jetty]

!!!

du is understandt

[surreal mirage]

Ah yes i understand now

[karmic jetty]

HAHAAH

was that right tho

[surreal mirage]

I had a dream that i lost my forsen emotes

No it's not right

[karmic jetty]

replaced with cat emotes

[surreal mirage]

I'd cry

[tall glen]

dont dox me bro

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

That's a nightmare zozo

Tuff

[karmic jetty]

tuff

[surreal mirage]

Can't believe i have to wait 10 years for xal so i can play fart raiders

[tall glen]

Have you seen this zozo, you wont like it lol https://youtu.be/S7M24KrqhBw

[karmic jetty]

i have watched it

i watched all joel haver

[tall glen]

joel haver is in that new game

Dispatch

[karmic jetty]

do u realize... do u realize something...

he is?

[twin bear]

joel haver peak

[karmic jetty]

i havent seen anything on dispatch

[tall glen]

he voices waterboy

[surreal mirage]

Final episode of dispatch came out

[karmic jetty]

all i know is i must play

[tall glen]

if you like superhero stuff you will like dispatch

waterboy, who's power

everything he touches becomes wet

[karmic jetty]

[redacted]

[tall glen]

all of there powers are kinda lame

invisigirl, who can be completely invisble, so long as she holds her breath

also she has asthma

and smokes

[karmic jetty]

why are u spoiling

[tall glen]

eh

their powers are listed when you start

no secrets

your the dispatcher, you know all

[twin bear]

idk why the original is 300mb when its this short 🥀

[karmic jetty]

would u look at that https://store.steampowered.com/app/3818010/BEYBLADE_X_EVOBATTLE/?snr=1_4_4__145_4

Steam

BEYBLADE X EVOBATTLE

Experience the Next EVOLUTION of Maximum Acceleration!

EVOLUTION1 EVOBATTLE
Type characteristics bring you closer to real Battle.…

Price

$44.99

▶ Play video

[twin bear]

is it plastic

[tall glen]

Gozilla vs massive beyblade, who wins

[karmic jetty]

crazy... is like... my job...

[surreal mirage]

Superhero simulator

[karmic jetty]

dood i would like if they brought back the bakugan game and make it pvp like this

would be sickk

[twin bear]

they needa give us something other that fighterz dlcs

[toxic hawk]

eguu

thighs day

[surreal mirage]

Sigma

[toxic relic]

fart

sigma sugma ligma

i realised that people are changing their pfps to various characters from the recently released slop game "dispatched" which lead to a second realisation about the commodification of personality

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

and the futility of identity under capitalism

then i took a huge shit

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

the ending is blue-balls

[karmic jetty]

jonkler

[toxic relic]

they edge you with joker and then leave

im still playing the update

[karmic jetty]

i like his voice

[toxic relic]

🤔 who's his va

[karmic jetty]

dunno

[toxic relic]

its uncredited in the cast list

bruh

[karmic jetty]

le placeholder

[toxic relic]

oh waitn o

[surreal mirage]

Every game is a slop game for fart

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedric_Yarbrough

[surreal mirage]

Even if its good

[toxic relic]

no sir

i just think theres more slop than not

[surreal mirage]

I wouldn't say dispatch is slop

[toxic relic]

i would

[karmic jetty]

ur slop

[surreal mirage]

How is it slop

It had actual development

[karmic jetty]

anything u dont play and is remotely popular is slop to u

[toxic relic]

no sir

i think you both just think i only hate everything because all you read about is what i dislike

[surreal mirage]

Dispatch doesn't seem like my type of game but i wouldn't call it slop

[toxic relic]

instead of what i do like

[surreal mirage]

It's not that you dislike it, it's that you're misusing the term slop

Slop is for games that are those low effort unity ones

[burnt kite]

whats deezpatch

[toxic relic]

most of its marketing, from what i see, is based solely on the level of famous of the vas. it seems like a game based fully in the "internet" which already ages it and denotes a lowr level of quality

its difficult to even find out what the game is really about to judge its merits

[surreal mirage]

Then you just dislike it which is fair

[toxic relic]

it seems hollow and i think sally face did what its apparently trying to do better

[toxic relic]

yessir

[surreal mirage]

But it's not slop comparatively speaking

[karmic jetty]

ur yappin a whole lot of nuthin

[toxic relic]

yet ill call it slop

[surreal mirage]

Actual time and effort went into that game

[toxic relic]

because it is slop

[surreal mirage]

Rage bait

[toxic relic]

go play your ai game brother

[surreal mirage]

I will, and i will have fun

[toxic relic]

im having fun too

watching sopranos

and playing the new update

--stress

[karmic jetty]

holy frick i think my ram is dying

[toxic relic]

ram deez nuts in his mouth

[burnt kite]

it looks like a 911 operator game with visual novel bits

[karmic jetty]

never peace for me

[toxic relic]

yeah

i hate the idea of chapters too

i didnt like it when sally face did it

[surreal mirage]

I wasn't expecting overwhelmingly positive reviews tbf