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Kinda mfers to only chime into a convo to put u down
& just learn to be satisfied with it as an unfinished story
I'll get to chapter 220 in 4 days max
SHES ON
go for it lad
whomst
FOX 3
weh
As a dark souls fan I view myself as mentally fucking unstable
thats so tuff
when the mf stood up to a gundam in a normal mech
he's just that cracked
🙏
I used to pray for days like this
Staying up till 6am to flirt with her was so worth it
christ bro
But do you own any of them
holy xhit finally home from work
ill let u pick out any cards u want
are u still on abt kipper
but u gotta let me take the holos
which tcg
fartass and to elaborate on le build i am literally 165 cm
I never got the hang of market gardening after 950 hours
165 cm is insane
did they drop you as a baby and crack one of your vertebrae or is it just genetics
no clue tbh prob just genetics
Takes 200 bro
Just be funny
Impossible
i literally just got muh eyebrows waxed doe bro am fine with beards but naw
im spessin it
yeah no i dunno what am lookin for
whats wrong with a unibrow
Lord straight ripping eyebrows out
nothing tbh am not a fan of it on me personally
Ok ok
off brand adidas tracksuit pants
spess mining alone is so lame...
theyre so overworn that they slide down and show your ass crack whenever you bend to pick up a cig butt
HAHAH im just describing my uncle
sunglasses for the hangover
i lowkey dont remember ever seeing him without sunglasses on bro
what a lad
u need a sort of friend thats a girl to play with
some sort of girl friend
i dont blame him for drinking
i just fucking exped spam on solo
growing up you think "damn i wish i could too"
you CANT BALL HARD ENOUGH THEN!!!
only weaknesses are those bs silicon bosses for me bro
fucker launches a rocket at me instakills me in like 2 hits
i CAN fight rest of the bosses just fine
i think about my balls
u dont have to
i think about my balls
but it is ur right
bro when i played pirate on ye olde days on frontier i was the NEGOTIATOR
i didnt combat shit!!!!
i think about muh ass sometimes
I think about my balls
I think about my balls the same way many men think about Rome
I ponder about my balls
I reflect on their presence and their purpose
I contemplate the meaning behind my balls
I think about my balls
le pen is le stronger then le blade
saying ball in balls chat
zeerol i literally gave up on pacifism as ninja i just kill every secoff i see
peace was never an option
me rn goddd
the pen when i just fucking blast the tip off with a 12 gauge
le pen when i shove it
shove deez nuts in his mouth lmao gottem
ive tried ftl lotog
id say its a okay strat for mrp zeerol
but on lrp if you tried to negotiate
youd probably get magdumped by cap before you even finished </3
or hos
most likely hos
i would never finish
No, does it matter
Yeah it's no point being proud of driving bmw if you don't own it
uppy do you want free skin
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for thee art so proud ? hast thou balls been prime like thou knowest? or doth thou balls be small and weak much like thy soul
- shakespeare
yeah hos would probably empty the wt550 by the time you were half way through your terms </3
I am not proud of anything
I'm expressing my happiness about my ability to commit vehicular manslaughter legally
Episcopus mihi notus senior querebatur quosdam dentes sibi cecidisse, quosdam ita labare, ut eorum casum timeret.Tum unus e familia: Tum unus e familia: ‘Ne timeatis’ inquit ‘dentum casum’. Petenti causam episcipo: ‘Quia testiculi mei’ respondit ‘iam quadraginta annis pependerunt, casuro similes, et tamen nunquam ceciderunt’.
Facetia CCLXXIII, Poggio Bracciolini
peak noodle
episode 8
You gotta run someone over with carsharing
Carsharing is fun
And cheap too
my guts tellin me harvey dent would be the last episode
smile
the last episode is such blue balling
pensive emote
bro looks like norman osborne

"I woke up in a steaming fucking mood yeah?! Coz i live... in a shithole. Paris is a fucking shithole, its full of dickheads and i hate the place."
echo name one french city that isnt paris
the scientist looks like walmart gen rex
real
lyon is one lmao
they name things differently
must be nice in europe...
boat
no clams
no time
Lies
im goin back to work in 2 hrs
infinite money hack why havent i thought of this yet

no
two shifts i told ya
zo works double shift
What sort of bs is thus
yeah thats you cause you're so short
bruce gettin jumped was not on my list
I'll take 50% royalty for coming up with the idea
dude i would start drawing monster can furry schlongs
The what
but i think that business took a hit with the new laws
you heard him
What
What does that have to do with monster cans
wdym what
other option is being launched like a fucking goblin
u have seen my bloosky fyp

ive seen things bro
You should close your eyes sometime
i know what hes talking about yeah uh
and miss the wonders this world has to offer?
Cursed visions
Nah that ain't wonders
you havent read certain underground manwha
thats a dick
the real shit
I'll continue reading my normal stuff
youve never been to a dark room
Currently reading the meiji guillotine murders
i just waiting on more csm chapters
Struggling to keep up with all the Japanese names but so far so good
maybe ill read homonculus
le lobotomy manga
Just turn the lights off
why do people goon in their homes
am NOT gonna reread punpun
didchu know about the live action adaptation
nop
the real gooning is done outside
now u do

Damn gooners now ruining my walk on the park
I don't want to get it
do you go on a hike to GOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZSdjM7f7f0&t @loud pumice
#videodiary #chiikawa #cosplay
i ate usagi
wa ewa ewa
he was delicious
two dolla two dolla
very good tasting with a myriad of other food in his stomach
almost like a dumpling
uwauwa uwa uwa
chiikawa funny meme usagi hachiware my fave is usagi u see bro in the back of my vids all the time japanese show cute kawaii anime funny eating ...
thats a real thing
Leave me out of your gooning circle
hey man i had to learn this
imagine being a gay man in post soviet eastern europe
in the late 90s
yessir oorah
i started my day off by falling unconcious twice from dizziness and nausea
Wtf
you cant even compliment a dude here </3
Is this the new russian AI bot
it was either post soviet europe or cambodia still recovering from the big event
smile

olay
we already know this lore
🦅 cities are named after other existing places
oh real
hmmm do i read great teacher onizuka
peak
usa names vs australia names
u should read deez
Paris is the only place in france
batman vs goth child
he kicks the child into the orbit
i wish bro
dude that kid is such a fucking idiot
the brother

he just wanted to help
pensive emote indeed
😔
why are we so pensive in chat
Zozo how long is second shift

finish it now
i want to see your reaction to the last episode
its weekend!!!
mr balls
Tomorrow
work on weekends for me,,,
if i finish it now what else would i watch then
bojack
then a 2 month break
Dexter
after another week of work
no im not watching sad white man but horse genre
i hardly knower
lame
bro likes batman but doesnt like sad white man genre
sum tin wong
kitty :D
nah thats just sad bat man genre
very diff things
sure pal
🗿
something in my asss mmmmmmmmmmmm
say Angers
What
less than an hour before i get ready for work

french city
Is angers shit
nah its awesome
yooo wait
'now talk'
thats the place with the sick old buildings
we got a caastle
that castle
THE FUCKING JANITOR SIGN 😭
yeaah hahaaha
Castle deez nuts
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IPC
just watch family guy in gmod
grown up ipad kids wet dream
ipad kid
literally
gmod? family guy? ipad? all together?
all the possibilites of a tablet in a video game and its used to watch yt most of the time i bet
sad part is gmod is almost older than tablets
and that aint even an ipad its a fuckng drone tablet for goblins
sensory overload goes crayyy
sounds like a lot of excuses for "im watching family guy on an ipad in gmod"
i do
the game doesnt make u do the uhh
puzzle u gotta do for the bad ending
when u do ng+2
cool
but
i want the controller ..... https://youtube.com/shorts/4CZ5OgSMEmE?si=TXs9o_YQPrONDBLY
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i am a lil sad i didnt get to do it again ig
literally overdosing on fent
this reminds me of a scumbag that gave me crack mef 2 days ago when i was zealot
who do i have to glaze to get the controller
who do i have to glaze
is that not the word
glaze with dis
idk who is ur richest family member
4am ill be moving to the new office
now ur making me feel crazy
good
roxy considers a steam box give-away
what is the deal w that fucking phone call abt the fish
Fuckin 2k words for a simple 10 min video
Scripting moment
Ain't even made the tts lines thats gonna be a slog
Wait what
least packed prole
Why is bro so juiced
what does dandruff taste like
try it
sadly mines gone
prolly tasteless
i dont have dandruff
its just dead skin
🤔
??
it comes from the oily part of the head so maybe sweat
true
do you think dandruff tastes different for each person

obviously
or depending on what you eat and how you sweat
why would it not

howd you know
Bros hamstring is scrumptious while other bros hamstring is meh
intuition
i need a proper sample size to make a conclusion
wish i had a bigger screeeeeeen
like if its gonna be where all the sweat & oil comes outta ur head each person is different
dandruff???
i guess everyone needs a hobby
i want one of those screens that bend
so like obviously itd taste different
Smoke the dumpster rat and eat the cigs. Best way to eat
my hobby has been java learning
I wish I had two screens so i could actually game dev properly
WHY r we assuming these things im just smart come on
Where to find people to play pz with? 🙂
dont have to eat dandruff to know basic facts
yea like that
ok yeah
im doing half screen textbook half vs code
dandruff tastes like sweat
I wonder how different blood tastes
and the texture depends on how much you get
ew
Only ever had two ppls blood before mine and a friends from when we collided while creating
Iceskating*
Tf creating
while creating
creating love
sounds like a euphemism for shrex
freudian slip right there
real

this is not family frenly
its ok sometimes we want to sex a friend
We smashed faces
It was hilarious looking bacl
how did the blood taste
and sometimes it does happen
eh he was a dickhead anyway
hop on zomboid gif
smile
Metallic and a weird pasta taste
how does one know their parachute works
the euphemism wont stop
Nawww bro
U live
this chat cannot be saved truly
where did my holy chat go
died
never
deaded
sry im playin a vibby game
always been this way
vibby coding ismy new passion
We were cooked when some person picked up a rock
normally my presence would make a huge difference but im busy purifying a sword
Spiderman hanging gif moment

The context behind that panel is weird
stupid sexy skiing
I wanna see slade kiss the guy from no country for old men
Idk why
But I feel like I could die after
would their kidsbe
super spider or
man man
@twin bear wtf is your bio
you mean anton?
im too old for this 👴
🍚 rice cakes
Yes
Poland
With the haircut
slade is too busy terrorizing teenagers tho
Kinda wild
the scene where anton uses the pneumatic gun is cinema
"would you hold still please"
this can be interpreted in few ways
Bruh those things ain't a joke
however i wont elaborate
I've seen them do so much dmg
i know bro
actually wait he kinda traumatized robin that one time
they scare the shit out of me man
Honestly worse off if they malfunction because the target usually survives
slade is in the list bro
whats the list
terra poor terra
wait
The list of banned players or

🥀
or
Zozo is the typa person to have a list for everything
Or never keep lists at al
I'm unsure
the island plane list
thats what i had in mind for slade yeah
Tight buns
cus im a punkrocker yes i am
rocker?
aspiring singer
i hardly knower
Zozo become an idol
is it just me or is the mp serverlist super weird
bro what the fuck is that
thats not what that looks like
how is bro snorting with no nostrils
I have no idea lol

I keep seeing clips of this goofy ahh trooper
snorting coconut shavings
Bros hat is his head
dudes with snuffing straws are in deep
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but theres a moment where you're sitting on the bathroom floor of a train station sniffing ketamine off of a key while your mate holds the door closed
thats too deep

thats rather specific
hell yeah brother
"You have no mateys and will walk the plank" 🥀
Wanted to buy the new spiffo plush but the capmaign ended today 
i was there for the first clip listening through a maintenace vent as a armed zealot bruh
i should have shot him of my god </3
russian steam box

steam machine
looks inside
wires
crochet by grandma is the stamp of approval
@toxic hawk sports
i love my sister in law
why is she not being objectified, this is not anime
o there u go
ice cream 
why do you scream
bcs im omw work
Wife observed.
yooo
we*eb
we just reached the episode where diane finds out
with character actor margo martendale
she finds out hes a horse
diane finds out about the kid
bojack is a minecraft youtuber
erm
its true
wtf
whos bojack
bo jack dis dic
do i look like i watch sad white man but horse genre
he does it early on and it haunts him
lame
jacking my peanits
assault
Yes
a sad horse man
doin the lords work holy
bojack also doesnt stand by his best friend when he's outed and ghosts him for decades until he dies
gee buddy i thought you just had one for a second
Perhaps
and he lies to stop todd from getting a chance to pitch his show
i have spent too much time in cardiology, when i put my earplugs in, all i can focus on is my own heartbeat
and he steals a baby
he should stop horsin around
netflix
u watch netflix shows...
piracy
ooh that horse
consoom
my friend handed over like all of invincible episodes to me like that
netflix sucks
thats the way
vincible
THATS NOT THATS NOT NICE!!!!
frame dis dick
have people watched community
has the world moved on from that show too
Peak
always wanted to watch it
6 seasons and a movie
its good i think
its a tv type show
not the best especially the gas leak season
its not anywhere in my subs
but its good
it was yessir
so im not watching
am just trynna find a new manga to read rn,,,
piracy
something for while at work
my tv doesnt pirate
this was the multierse episode right?
Oh no how can you obtain it
its a tv type show
you bum
Wee wee
i gotta watch on tv
woo woo
woo wo
u dont get it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
STOP I DIDNT MEAN IT
wiwiwi
i forgot about philbert
+chronic stress is ruining us
what can we do the system requires us to be anxious
literally a symptom of adhd iirc
Energy boost is a placebo effect for me
rub it into my face bro
lol
im not going to therapy cause im scared to be diagnosed of austism and adh
d
multivitamins too
hdmi
acdc
the last d is not needed it goes somewhere else
The only vitamin that works for me is vitamin C
im taking vitamin omeg
going into therapy as an adult ur unlikely to be diagnosed with anything unless u need treatment for it
i no eat fish
omega 3 too and and vitamin d3
Who needs vitamin d
me
theres not like, treatments for autism i dont think, but adhd u could potentially net a dx if they wanted to medicate u for that
The sun gives it for free
and vitamin b
And cancer
"Part of me is sure I couldn't go through with it, but another part knows that's a lie. How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong, you can never go back?" - 🐴
everything gives cancer
ill refuse taking any meds even tho i need it bc employers ask if youre diagnosed or take any meds for mental ilnes
im just scared to be unemployyed
idk what country ur in but odds r ur not legally required to tell employers & theyre legally not allowed to ask
the having cells of it all
work work
become whale
i see i mean hopefully even if et meds im not sure if its gonna get better its just probably will help me calm down a bit
You know who had already turned into a whale
if ur not sure if it could improve ur life u should talk to a therapist or a psych or someth
PAPS
gettion out ont the sun gives me melanoma
frr
turkeh...
Yeah same
look up employment laws in turkey brah
yeaa youre right i was actully gonna go to be diagnosed bc i only need extra time for the SAT
not like it really helps considering rarely do employers follow workers rights but yeah
smile
bros still in hs
a child
nah they aint employing no one thats why im leaving the countreh
its like that everywhere
nah actully took a gap year because of this
its hard getting a job as an immigrant because people assume you "lack stability"
enraging
cursory google search im seeing nothing abt u being required to disclose ur diagnoses
"erhm, so your work visa doesnt meet our needs sorry smile"
ikr its harder im actully going into a riskier way but it is what it is

fair enough mate
gl
yea search might say that but there nothing called 'law' here too so if i were to get mobbed i cant even defend myself
Just become a criminal, simple as
sir yessir oorah
@karmic jetty does clippaint have an issue where sometimes if you switch to vector and drag the cursor to select lines in a square it glitches on first use and goes from the full canvas instead of the direction of your cursor?
I think you're the one built to be like Niko Bellic
lmaoo imma be homeles in nyu fr they get more money than us
i never gave a fuck about what people thought bout me
i mean i did but like fuck it
know what im sayin
? i mean ur SOL either way in that case cos all im saying is dont tell employers abt ur diagnoses. if u say u have nothin i doubt theyll check u on it
are you calling me serbian
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???

Im calling you Balkan
when you drag the vector and the box
and old
i am an old balkan man
youre actually right maybe i should acully get diagnosed but its just my ego. like if ik im actully diagnosed but not selfdiagnosed and its a fact like it would be harder to accept ngl
hey have you guys had a needle in your veins before
omg fart?
yes
Yes
yes
yes to the bird guy
@karmic jetty it starts from the area ur holding but sometimes it decides to select from the very edge of the canvas while ur zoomed in which i didnt capture in the recording because its not something i can replicate
yes and why
yessir
why the moment needle go out pain go awaay
i am mr fartman
but when needle in vein it hurt very hurt
youre doing it wrong
because its a huge metallic sharp object in ur skin
its not supposed to hurt
hope this helps

i didnt recignize you from your pfp
depends
it feels like a sharp prick inside then nothing
oh no
it depend on the milimeter
kinda like this sharp prick lmao gottem
Like sometimes it may get injected somewhat weirdly
damn too familiar with this one

😥
sometimes they dont do it properly
as someone who has a fear of needles dont listen to this man
and it hurts
once it goes in vain its agony
but its fine
it was really funky to see the doctor pull my blood out of my arm
worst one I had over a week of vitamin C injections is when I moved - it was kinda painful
30 years without feinting once in my life
? it's the other way around for me. feels OK when the needle is in but needle coming out fucking hurty
the iv i had during surgery i felt like iw as gonna die for the like 0.5s it was coming out
my nurse always holds my hand and tells me to think about things that make me happy while i get my blood drawn
did u pass out from shock of seeing ur blood or just physical problem
how much blood did they draw
My worst fear is nurse's mistake causing a vein to explode
tehy can give u a new vein
pipe burst call plumber
no hes right
Plumber?
new fear unclocked
thought we talked abt someth like that the other day &the gist of it was that it's not a big deal
i hardly
I barely know er
knower
a nurse can literally blow out ur vein and they typically get newer nurses to do it because they all have to learn
dude i had a nurse miss my vein 4 times
you dont know what it feels like when the nurse accidentally slaps the syringe while its still in your vein as she moves to pick up cotton

by the 5th time i just did it myself
hell
missing my vein 4 times is the norm
im lucky i have veiny arms
Idk
maybe I know
i have problematic veins
yeah im lucky to have such a viscus veiny forehead
one time they gave up & sent me home w/o taking my blood
But don't remember it being that bad
mr peanutbutter is the best character
it was 3 years ago chat chatterson aged 18
he's stunted and he avoids conflict so much he should be swiss
one papercut and its done
how long has chat chatterson been 18
i fuck with bro
i was actually being conscripted last year and we had this guy at the mili hospital built like a fucking tank
about 20 years
vasculinity
bro was taller AND bigger than everyone and docs couldnt find the fucking vein
mandatory military service real
it sure is bud
its not attractive at all to its scary
yea i got lobbed outta there over my moles
HHAHA peak
got to keep my hair for another year!!!
they have the audicity to ask if you want to serve the army during conscription
i just had to do mandatory training
Looking like a Snickers bar
bald better
as if saying No will change the outcome lol
👨🦲
they were going to buzz my shit off my friend actually got sent in there
wdym over your molea
so thats where lotg went
Ik
i smell like a musky lesbian how do i cure this
You ever
you cant have flat feet either
remember that every person has a different taste some find vasculinity really attractive others dont
if they find out you have flat feet you cant join
I have moles all over my skin
Moopy what are you
oh yeah one of the conscripts had that

beautiful
Get out of that gator suit
thats all u need to know
walked way home w that guy
im Ypoom
so cinema
You're not a Floridian
femme4femmes live in upside-down world i swear
i wouldnt win against florida man Uppy
lithium ion is what mooper is
we do
Mu country actually dropped flat feet as a valid conscription void
blowing bubbles is the future
ok bubble blowing baby
dilly dallying and blowing bubbles
no fucking way
im a goofy goober yea
are they desperate or what
i had one of those bubble sabers that made huge bubbles best thing ever
blowing
fiction
Idk, that's Russian and Kazakhstan thing
i forgot he strangles that guy
no wonder
other kids wasted their money buying liquid for bubbles my grandma taught me how to make them myself... 🚬
Ye
yappimus prime
is bojack depressed
i love going to the middle of nowhere and pretending that astana is a real city
Avoiding conscription is not easy here too lol
bruh
bojack is more than depressed yessir
I have a neighbor who was refused to be conscripted
you gotta watch the show and know the lore
W/o reason
i didnt watch the whole show but it seems like mid life crisis to me

lol
sad white man genre but horse genre
And he really wants to go in the army
irony peak

