#general_chat

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toxic relic
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you run on balls

oblique stream
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mostly

paper hull
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im the best guy in this server tbh

bronze moat
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Spiffo campain ended!

But they DO have a “bring it back” button if you want previous plushies to be resold next!

toxic relic
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theyre not really round 🤔

karmic jetty
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within balls interlinked

toxic relic
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they can be rounded

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everything is balls

bronze moat
toxic relic
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if you think about it

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it all starts in the balls

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the ball of the galaxy

languid meadow
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Kinda pointless when ya wear full swat gear though, (aka my character)

bronze moat
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Day 20 combat gear for roxy is mini skirt, bike helmet, goth boots and leather gloves

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She can’t kill that red head tho. Had to lock her in a garage

paper hull
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it starts with one

oblique stream
paper hull
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one thing

toxic relic
toxic relic
oblique stream
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I am a ball kan

paper hull
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nice balls can

toxic relic
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i am a ballkan

paper hull
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smh

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guys and their canning of balls

rain mango
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Girls got boobs

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So its balanced

toxic relic
oblique stream
toxic relic
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lmao gottem

languid meadow
bronze moat
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Picard at tandagra when the balls fell

toxic relic
winter forge
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i might not but i do know about this legandary moment in history.

toxic relic
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the history of ballkans and authority figures is an interesting ratio

toxic relic
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ballkan way

bronze moat
# languid meadow Why not a jail cell

Prison is over-run, and cute zombies also need a happy place to live. Roxy is.... Special.

Part of my gameplay with her is that she can't harm or kill certain zombies. Causes problems later, but it's a fun/silly challenge

winter forge
toxic relic
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ball run

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mr peanut butter got a divorce peak

bronze moat
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I MADE S TIER!!!!!

toxic relic
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no horse

languid meadow
karmic jetty
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wheres the horse

toxic relic
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this stupid fucking horse anime

toxic relic
karmic jetty
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sad horse man genre

toxic relic
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im on season 5

rain mango
languid meadow
paper hull
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hehehe

bronze moat
paper hull
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check it out

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im a big nerd

karmic jetty
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they should make a gacha game where u shower so players are motivated to do so irl

paper hull
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🤓

graceful dust
winter forge
toxic relic
rain mango
karmic jetty
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old pfp

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!!!

toxic relic
paper hull
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wow zee

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i know im old but u cant just say that

rain mango
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Respect the elderly

winter forge
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plus were not that far in age

karmic jetty
paper hull
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how do u know how old i am

graceful dust
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ppl in their 30s r like i am so fucking oldddd look at me im like a grandparent minus the grandkids... stolen valor

paper hull
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nvm i probably said

karmic jetty
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stalker

graceful dust
languid meadow
toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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jope or cope

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its always cope

karmic jetty
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sounds like a weeb name

paper hull
graceful dust
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jean cope?

toxic relic
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gene?

hardy muralBOT
karmic jetty
winter forge
graceful dust
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like i understand the j part

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no like denim jeans

raw rock
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True

languid meadow
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For Pete’s sake…. Goddam dumb level system

winter forge
karmic jetty
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u know whats funnier than 31

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32

toxic relic
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32

raw rock
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67?

winter forge
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1994 gang

karmic jetty
oblique stream
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Wha

paper hull
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i think zee wants to be assaulted by me

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i think hes trying

raw rock
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I feel so young for once

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:D

raw rock
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Normally I'm Unc

oblique stream
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Zee wants to be assaulted by deez nuts

toxic relic
rain mango
toxic relic
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laugh at this guy

raw rock
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It has actually been a minute ngl.

oblique stream
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come on now

karmic jetty
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does bojack have ambigously aged characters sayin weird sht

rain mango
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If its animated its anime

toxic relic
rain mango
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Shrimple

graceful dust
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i think bojack has specifically aged characters sayin weird shit

oblique stream
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You cannot go around saying that bojack is an anime

raw rock
rain mango
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Guess what

winter forge
karmic jetty
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call my childhood voldemort bcs it wont die

toxic relic
oblique stream
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That will get you misunderstood so much

toxic relic
graceful dust
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i knew a guy who didnt watch spongebob growing up & made that like half his personality so thats the only other way to do it i think

paper hull
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i honestly hate bojack as a character hes such an unrelenting piece of shit who literally helps || drive a woman to suicide || and people will look at this dude and be like "wow thats so me"

paper hull
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brothers the joke here is he shouldnt be relateable to anyone

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because hes such a piece of shit

graceful dust
rain mango
paper hull
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if you relate to bojack on a personal level

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seek help

toxic relic
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its sad white man genre

graceful dust
toxic relic
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thats the entire deal

karmic jetty
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what the frick

twin bear
karmic jetty
winter forge
rain mango
karmic jetty
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sad white men genre

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pensive emote

twin bear
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check this out

toxic relic
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m-m-morty, we-we gotta-we gotta drink ourselves to sleep again in stead of going outside, morty.

paper hull
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sad white man genre is a great term

toxic relic
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thanks bro

karmic jetty
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WHAT THE HECK IS THAT

toxic relic
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i made it up

rain mango
karmic jetty
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no u didnt

toxic relic
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i did bro

paper hull
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omg

toxic relic
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when i watched mad men

paper hull
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where did the nostalgia critic go

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i havent seen him in chat claiming he blocked people for a while

raw rock
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I love drinknig myself to sleep sometimes

twin bear
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i invented inventing the idea of inventing the ideas for said inventing?

paper hull
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maybe he blocked the whole discord

graceful dust
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legit i think r&m is almost watchable when its abt rick fucking shit up & not just the show being super weird abt morty but like

toxic relic
oblique stream
karmic jetty
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i invented the concept of an idea

oblique stream
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Just like avgn

twin bear
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sometimes its when u still have a bottle open

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real

graceful dust
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way too much of that to actually wanna see if theres anything else

raw rock
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Dude LMAO I fucking my dad and I started talking about the GWOT while we were both wasted

paper hull
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cherish him while he lasts

karmic jetty
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u were what

paper hull
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before u know it he will be ashes

toxic relic
raw rock
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It'll be fine

toxic relic
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american conversation

raw rock
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But yea it was quite the convo

paper hull
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i never did get a chance to reconsile with my father

toxic relic
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why would you want to

paper hull
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he was an unrelenting piece of shit

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idk honestly

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but not having that option is enough to hurt

raw rock
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It is 5am fuck

rain mango
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My father uses religion to justify his shittiness

graceful dust
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sounds like a choice he made. sucks when that happens

rain mango
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🫃

raw rock
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Im just a shitty person sometimes

paper hull
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tragic even

toxic relic
# paper hull idk honestly

he shot some white paint and forgot to aim at the wall i dont think thats deserving of anything if all he did was be shit afterwards
fair enough though

rain mango
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White men

graceful dust
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makes me kinda afraid if my mom dies before me cos im prolly never gonna talk to her again but the odds of her going first r low 🦐

rain mango
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Ugh

raw rock
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I try to be good but sometimes, sometimes you'll see how people annoy me

paper hull
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im a piece of shit through and through

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i got nothing to hide

raw rock
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No but ur cute so it dont matter

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Real and Truth pilled btw

toxic relic
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imagine flirting with a lesbian

rain mango
karmic jetty
paper hull
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hey bro shut up ill take it

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i never get compliments

graceful dust
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ur wives dont compliment u?

toxic relic
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remember when i called you a bag of jerky

graceful dust
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tf

paper hull
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u know how hard it is to get compliments as a lesbian everything thinks ur gonna bite their fucking hand off

toxic relic
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idk man

raw rock
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The secret is just not caring

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🤫

graceful dust
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big bag of jerky

toxic relic
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compliments arent part of my vocabulary

rain mango
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Compliments in lgbt world are usually backhanded anyway

toxic relic
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pfft

graceful dust
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i did

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i didnt even notice

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i cant think of a normal sized bag of jerky

raw rock
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I'll call people what they are

toxic relic
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bro said wow you called em an old fuck? what about a fat old fuck instead

karmic jetty
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jerky overrated

raw rock
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I'm a VERY honest person

toxic relic
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erhm yeah guys im just hoenst

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hoenst

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pensive emote

bronze moat
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@toxic hawk BAM! Got S tier in the daily, got a free ticket, got Hishi drop!

Got all 3 of the last featured Uma's for free.

graceful dust
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stroke

raw rock
toxic relic
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of genius

raw rock
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What

toxic relic
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stroke dis

raw rock
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balls

rain mango
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Honse

graceful dust
raw rock
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bro my eyes hurt fr

raw rock
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I've unironically done that LMAO

toxic relic
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me too lmoa

graceful dust
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stroke of genius is tagged trans on scryfall & i was losing my mind looking for the trans urza lore until i saw karn in that sketch in the bg

paper hull
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haha same yeah me too

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im one of the guys

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me too

toxic relic
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🤔 idk if it counts if its "intentional"

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as in a dare

raw rock
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Well mine wasn't intentional

toxic relic
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so you're a dumbass

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he just like me fr

karmic jetty
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what do any of these words mean Tupid

raw rock
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We didn't know the fence was charged fr

toxic relic
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cinema

raw rock
toxic relic
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test it with your tongue first if you taste toast you know its burning

bronze moat
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time for Duckov

toxic relic
raw rock
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@wraith dust NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

graceful dust
paper hull
raw rock
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No one shouldn't be able to enjoy a nice drink.

bronze moat
toxic relic
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cirrhosis

rain mango
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U gotta be kidney me

graceful dust
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remember this one

karmic jetty
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should upgrade to adultney

toxic relic
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the best beer is tsingtao

raw rock
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I'm partial to Budweiser myself

rain mango
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Sounds like a local thing

graceful dust
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i do think this one is my fav ever just cos like it references actual game mechanics

toxic relic
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i forgot americans cant drink

raw rock
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I can drink u under the table brochacho

graceful dust
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americans have im gonna fucking die disease

rain mango
raw rock
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my vc is trying to make me a boykisser twink lover

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I'm going to kill them'

oblique stream
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My favorite novel

toxic relic
raw rock
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Ok.

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Deal

toxic relic
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american beer is like when serfs used to make diluted alcohol drink instead of water

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unfortunate combination of puritan foundations and prohibition pensivecowboy

oblique stream
rain mango
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Also they wanna makes its prodiction as cheap as possible

rain mango
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And as addictive as possible

toxic relic
oblique stream
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lager*

toxic relic
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I'm a propah uk patriot
-Barry, 63, lives in benidorm spain

oblique stream
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Propane uk patriot

karmic jetty
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got a few hours before goin to work again

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what to doooo

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spess perhaps

rain mango
oblique stream
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work addict

toxic relic
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spess addiction is real

karmic jetty
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i want to get my hours up in monolith

oblique stream
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Dont you have anything better to do other than work

karmic jetty
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to tired to do anything better

toxic relic
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have you heard about the bicycle that wanted to nap?

karmic jetty
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bicycle?

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thats what th...

toxic relic
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he was two-tired 🤣

karmic jetty
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nvm

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HAHAHAHA

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im stealin that

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thats so ass

toxic relic
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yw brother

karmic jetty
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what do u call a briish cat

toxic relic
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🤔

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what

karmic jetty
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a ca bcs they drank the t

toxic relic
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HAHAHAHAH

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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ok one more

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did you hear about the kid-napping at that school?

karmic jetty
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erm no

toxic relic
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he woke up later dont worry

karmic jetty
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HAHAHAHAHAH

toxic relic
toxic relic
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i enjoy "dad jokes", even though im a man with no kids

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you could call me...a faux pa

karmic jetty
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dad jokes are peak

toxic relic
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real shit bro

livid notch
toxic relic
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i like that one

oblique stream
toxic relic
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jocks

oblique stream
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fuck

toxic relic
oblique stream
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I swear it's the keyboard glitching

toxic relic
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jokea

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third time bro

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dont be a coward

raw rock
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I have all my dad jokes wrote down\

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I literally have my first one picked out and wrote down for the moment my child is born.

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I don't even have a GF.

karmic jetty
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so u preordered

toxic relic
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he has stage directions for the birth

oblique stream
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preordering my child

karmic jetty
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skippin a few steps innit

toxic relic
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enter: child
"prithee, young infant but are you ready for a dad joke."

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if a child is born are they entering something

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or exiting something

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bofa?

surreal mirage
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Fatherly theatre

toxic relic
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that sounds like an nsfw priest themed movie

surreal mirage
raw rock
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I actually have 8 DIFFERENT ones

oblique stream
raw rock
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1 for each season, 1 for male or female

oblique stream
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And I mean only dad jocks

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jokes

toxic relic
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jocks

oblique stream
raw rock
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I'm actually Dad Joke Maxxing

toxic relic
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your autocorrect is very interested in dad jocks

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sniffer

graceful dust
oblique stream
toxic relic
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so you are interested in dad jocks

graceful dust
oblique stream
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I failed to write jokes twice

toxic relic
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freudian slip

raw rock
graceful dust
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that typo lives in ur phone now

raw rock
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They are 1 use puns.

graceful dust
arctic shore
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@velvet pebble do not cross the fucking roads

raw rock
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Just know, the mother of my child will absolutely hit me.

toxic relic
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bro got caught by a metro cop

raw rock
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I fully expect to be hit.

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Battered even.

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I hope for bruises

graceful dust
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when my first child is born im gonna be like

toxic relic
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why are you writing birth fanfiction bro

graceful dust
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now how did that happen

toxic relic
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go outside and talk to a woman first

oblique stream
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before or after telling your kid dad jokes

raw rock
karmic jetty
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do u reload before a dad joke

toxic relic
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reload deez nuts

raw rock
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Cashews or Almonds?

toxic relic
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neither

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walnuts

oblique stream
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and battered

toxic relic
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almonds is crazy

raw rock
oblique stream
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Have you tried telling her dad jokes

velvet pebble
raw rock
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I tried everything brochacho

graceful dust
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u shouldnt have to try everything, dump her ass

raw rock
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All that just for her friend to get her to go to a party

oblique stream
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if she didn't fell for dad jokes then shes not your type

raw rock
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:wi

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Like deadass pulled her to a party

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mid date

sour gull
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keep going after the unobtainable bro

raw rock
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True

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Kipper is the only one for me

sour gull
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its gonna happen one of these days lad

raw rock
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I will get her

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Did you see my rizz in the other chat

karmic jetty
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hopemaxx trycel

sour gull
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insulted the home islands too much lad

raw rock
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No No

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I think this time it'll work

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I've tried appealing to her british side this whole time

oblique stream
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Just one more date

raw rock
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If I flip 180 she might see me as a rebel badboy

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She's also into gay guys so one of you mfs gotta pucker up

toxic relic
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why is bro so desperate

karmic jetty
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HAHAHAHA

raw rock
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I said what I said.

toxic relic
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i am a gay man

raw rock
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Come here.\

toxic relic
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and i do not like this

weary forge
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Everything smells like crayons

toxic relic
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women who fetish gay men are losers

raw rock
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That is unironic btw.

toxic relic
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and they're crazy

raw rock
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No she doesn't like, fetishize them, every guy she likes just ends up being gay

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LMAO

paper hull
toxic relic
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anime?

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im way ahead of you bro

paper hull
weary forge
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Anime. Euh

oblique stream
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how would that work

toxic relic
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it doesnt

raw rock
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It just might...

toxic relic
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because its not real

paper hull
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ryan gosling is

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the GAY man

oblique stream
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why would a gay man date a woman

weary forge
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But Ryan gosling is just built different

toxic relic
paper hull
toxic relic
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it doesnt work

raw rock
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They wouldn't.

paper hull
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its got a name

toxic relic
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unless you're closeted

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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but then theyre a beard

paper hull
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sunflower marriage? or smth

raw rock
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I would just pay a gay man to act gay with me to get her attention.

graceful dust
toxic relic
raw rock
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Mods this is a joke.

weary forge
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Soundsss. Cringe.

paper hull
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thats the one

oblique stream
sour gull
paper hull
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thats its exact purpose

toxic relic
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there is no reason

raw rock
oblique stream
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Thats not love bruh

toxic relic
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its not

oblique stream
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Thats a coverup

toxic relic
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is bro discovering homophobia for the first time

raw rock
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Kipper is covering up her attraction to me

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!

paper hull
# toxic relic there is no reason

there is if you are in a place its illegal and want to absolutely certify legally that you are not gay or literally be put to death

toxic relic
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they...pretend to like each other? so they dont get shamed?

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thats not love!

weary forge
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Y’all be having some strange estranged relations as a gay man with a wife

toxic relic
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smile

oblique stream
weary forge
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saying in general idea ofc

raw rock
toxic relic
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read what i replied to brah

oblique stream
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Ik

toxic relic
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apart from having a beard or lavender marriage there is no reason

paper hull
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no ill just assume im right and ur wrong!!!

sour gull
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those who read

weary forge
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Honestly. I wouldn’t.

toxic relic
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and even that is just a safety net

toxic relic
weary forge
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Debate is the term.

toxic relic
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based on a misinterpretation of each others messages

paper hull
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i think ur fuckin stupid and

graceful dust
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duke it out

paper hull
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i hate u

graceful dust
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thems duking words

sour gull
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go boss go

oblique stream
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Homophobs when they realize they have Homo genus

toxic relic
paper hull
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i think ur only gay cuz ur dad didnt punch u enough

weary forge
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Wowww. This debate really immediately became a brawl

raw rock
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I think her hair looks nice 🥀

weary forge
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Oh shit they’re throwing the chairs

raw rock
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like 2003 emo girl

toxic relic
sour gull
weary forge
raw rock
paper hull
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this one hurt

toxic relic
raw rock
toxic relic
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nothing a kebab and a stella cant fix

weary forge
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Nawww no way. Thats what the fold was?? Cmon.

sour gull
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liar

paper hull
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lets settle it over a pint and a game of darts

toxic relic
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yessir

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oorah

oblique stream
paper hull
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the english way

weary forge
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I just started to get some popcorn out

toxic relic
raw rock
arctic shore
raw rock
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I can't have my first date be WITH kipper.

arctic shore
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And we will sit in traffic together

raw rock
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I'd embarrass myself.

sour gull
raw rock
sour gull
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i died as i lived

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australian

weary forge
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These buzzwords make this conversation tickle

paper hull
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if i settled this the australian way we would both be shouting in the middle of the road the worst profanities possible then by hour 2 were on the curb with our arm over eachother like "its gonna be okay bro i know lifes hard"

toxic relic
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whats it like living in a state with a gene pool more inbred than alabama patrick

graceful dust
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which ones

sour gull
paper hull
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we would settle it by sitting around a glass table in the back yard at 12 am smoking ciggies talkin about how deep life is and how small we are cunt

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that australian way

weary forge
toxic relic
raw rock
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Well you aren't Kipper so

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Although...she's more a homebody

paper hull
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i think i have a crush on compy

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oh

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wait wrong server

raw rock
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it should have been me.

weary forge
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Bro panic

oblique stream
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Crush deez nuts

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oh wait

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don't

toxic relic
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crush dis dick

weary forge
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That’s it. I’ve gotta go touch grass.

Barely been on here for 10 minutes and yall got me crawling out with two black eyes

oblique stream
toxic relic
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frail body

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cowardly spirit

sour gull
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the strong mindset is always on discord

paper hull
weary forge
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You know what. Virtue. Courageous.

oblique stream
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Always in discordia

toxic relic
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i have a neckbeard

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dont lump me in with the other guys

paper hull
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this just makes me want you more

sour gull
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doomed yaoi but its a girl and a boy i guess

toxic relic
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im not doing the flirting thing

oblique stream
toxic relic
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i dont like it

weary forge
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Completely unacceptable. Y’all need some hygiene and humility

paper hull
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whats it called when two gay people of the opposite sex are forced to be together

oblique stream
weary forge
strange spruce
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Lavender marriage innit

weary forge
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Humility!

paper hull
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do you have alot of gay friends

toxic relic
oblique stream
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Nah

paper hull
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i dont have like any lesbian friends but i have gay friends

oblique stream
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Humidity

toxic relic
paper hull
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all my lesbian friends just become lovers

weary forge
oblique stream
toxic relic
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that sounds like a skill issue bro

paper hull
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Yeah

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im kinda fumbling on that one

toxic relic
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dont fuck your mates

raw rock
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Good friends don't fuck

toxic relic
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well

paper hull
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dude lesbians are ruthless its like no bars hold

toxic relic
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you can but you need rules

raw rock
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No thats a good piece of advice.

toxic relic
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maybe for you

weary forge
paper hull
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are gay dudes at least more subtle about it

raw rock
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The moment you fuck, you add layers.

twin bear
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shrex em all

velvet pebble
paper hull
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cuz lesbians got no fucking chill dude i never met a single lesbian with chill

toxic relic
paper hull
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they alwasy "oh u gay? cool lesbian time"

sour gull
toxic relic
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like we can fuck and then forget about each other 🤔

strange spruce
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Oh not the fuckin shrek onion metaphod

toxic relic
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or platonic

paper hull
#

i got my girl with the cheesiest fucking pickup line bro

raw rock
#

Tell kipper that

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not me

paper hull
#

i was so proud

raw rock
#

Tell kipper it doesn't have to be a repeat thing

toxic hawk
raw rock
#

🥺

#

We can bang and part ways

sour gull
weary forge
#

Just integrate into their lives day by day. Small moments and big opportunities

sour gull
#

its gonna happen one of these days

paper hull
#

what the fuck is a kipper

raw rock
#

Hot

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Egotistical

oblique stream
#

kipper deez nuts

sour gull
toxic relic
paper hull
#

ohh okay

raw rock
#

I'm literally him.

paper hull
#

like emiru?

raw rock
#

No.

toxic relic
#

idk who that is

paper hull
#

sorry thats like my best referance i got bro

toxic relic
#

its an egirl on this server

paper hull
#

i dont do streamers

#

ohhh okay

raw rock
#

She isn't a streamer.

#

She isn't an Egirl.

paper hull
#

kipper huh

raw rock
#

She has a rich and vibrant life outside of discord.

weary forge
#

Blade knows.

paper hull
#

wicked

toxic relic
arctic shore
raw rock
#

She got banned

raw rock
#

For being too funny in front of the mods.

paper hull
oblique stream
#

Streamer? I barely know er

toxic relic
raw rock
#

They got jealous of her funniness

paper hull
#

its peak content

weary forge
paper hull
#

imagine denying yourself peak content

#

moronic

toxic relic
#

peak at dis

paper hull
#

if you cant swirl around in the filth with the best of them do you truly deserve to laugh with them

toxic relic
#

i wish i was a boar sometimes

toxic relic
#

playing in mud

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would be so peak

oblique stream
toxic relic
paper hull
#

im a mud wrestler

toxic relic
#

thats what i call a hard time on the pooper

sour gull
toxic relic
#

mud wrestling

weary forge
#

Ok. Interaction has plummeted. Y’all have fun.

sour gull
#

the boar spear would be ur biggest opp

toxic relic
#

mining the mud vein until that rich dark ore pops out

sour gull
#

imagine being so strong they gotta make a weapon to kill u

paper hull
#

gods i was strong back then

sour gull
paper hull
#

imagine me at full power dude

paper hull
#

shitposting 12 hours a day

#

i was a fucking menace

#

society is lucky im dying

graceful dust
paper hull
#

it couldnt handle me full turbo

strange spruce
#

Man theres a guy here w a dracula ass hairline

raw rock
#

I don't want you to die <3

toxic relic
#

bro

strange spruce
#

Goes hard

paper hull
raw rock
#

Guys

paper hull
#

fuck YESSS

strange spruce
#

No theres another

harsh vault
#

oh

toxic relic
#

lord is georgian

harsh vault
#

ya

toxic relic
#

i already predict his uncle body layout

paper hull
#

bro what if instead of kasane teto it was kasane titties and and and

#

fuckkkk i ate some bread out a trash can

harsh vault
paper hull
#

that shit had like 5 colors

strange spruce
harsh vault
#

uh oh

raw rock
#

It's normally just brown

strange spruce
#

Nawww am 20 am NOT that old vro

harsh vault
#

unc

toxic relic
#

im predicting it bro

#

in the next 30 years

#

you will become him

strange spruce
harsh vault
#

yes pls

paper hull
#

ohhh wait this place HATES teto 🙁

#

other server

toxic relic
strange spruce
#

Onto the glass table on god

toxic relic
#

get robusted tider

harsh vault
#

me

toxic relic
#

into the vending machine

strange spruce
#

Dragged across all of medbay with a circular saw

toxic relic
#

dude vending machines are the best weapon

#

they deal so much fucking dmg

paper hull
#

so there used to be this glass bench in my university

toxic relic
#

whats the ball print on that

paper hull
#

and every day youd see a group of like 50 dudes just standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting for a girl to sit on it

#

it was truly an experience

toxic relic
#

how much would you need to sweat to get a ball print on it

paper hull
#

not much

toxic relic
#

cinema

raw rock
#

What

harsh vault
#

yes

raw rock
#

Ngl I would absolutely have broken that bench

#

with a hammer

harsh vault
#

chubby

#

chubby hammer

raw rock
#

You've seen me

#

I'm not chubby

harsh vault
#

i have, you used yourself as a reaction image

paper hull
#

im huge

#

massive even

#

im the biggest person here

harsh vault
graceful dust
#

not even a normal sized bag of jerky

raw rock
#

The low taper fade

#

LMAO

harsh vault
#

EXACTLY

sour gull
raw rock
#

LMAO

#

That's a great reference

#

My halloween costume would get me banned from here.

harsh vault
#

blade is so relatable

raw rock
#

No you don't understand floofie

harsh vault
#

he a 10/10 funny

toxic hawk
#

Bro casually admitting

raw rock
#

I went as a glowie

#

for halloween

harsh vault
#

ew

raw rock
#

Literally I was glowing.

harsh vault
#

oh

raw rock
#

No you

sour gull
raw rock
#

I literally looked like a Plant

#

A US Government Plant

harsh vault
#

off to bed for me

#

nini

raw rock
#

Goodnight

#

it's 6am

#

you should have been asleep hours ago

weary forge
#

4:47am

#

For me

paper hull
harsh vault
velvet pebble
raw rock
graceful dust
#

is chat being normal i have not been paying attn

weary forge
#

I’m not normal

graceful dust
#

woa! woa!!!!

#

holy fuck!

#

this guy isnt normal

unreal acorn
#

damn

weary forge
#

Yeah. I’m not like other guys.

I like ponies

graceful dust
#

what abt horses

weary forge
#

Horses are cool.

graceful dust
#

tru

paper hull
#

stupid ugly ass fuckin things

graceful dust
#

thats the POINT

paper hull
#

goofy ass shits with gangly legs

unreal acorn
#

lmao

graceful dust
#

theyre stupid ugly ass fuckin things. thats why they rule

weary forge
#

DO. NOT FUCK THE HORSES!

paper hull
#

mfers able to kick u to death in one swift kick

unreal acorn
paper hull
#

spooked by a fucking hamster

#

yeah im good

weary forge
#

I warn yall. Please don’t! Do not fuck the horses

unreal acorn
paper hull
#

id rather NOT ride the animal capable of making me braindead in less than 4 seconds

graceful dust
#

that is any animal under the right circumstances

sour gull
paper hull
#

i dont see many people getting mauled to death by donkeys bro

weary forge
graceful dust
#

maybe U dont

weary forge
paper hull
#

fuck em

#

stupid fucks

#

hate em

graceful dust
#

1/3rd of europe got wiped out by fleas animals can do anything

weary forge
#

I wouldn’t fuck a horse. That’s weird

#

I’m not normal, but I’m not fucking no horse

sour gull
paper hull
#

i think your confusing my disregard for hating horses for wanting to have sex with them

#

see this is where my mind is pure and strong

#

and yours is weak

#

and pathetic

weary forge
graceful dust
#

so like the thing abt horses is

#

theyre ungulates

paper hull
#

and i fuckin hate em

graceful dust
#

do u know what an ungulate is

paper hull
#

so fuck em

weary forge
#

Euh. I’m done

sour gull
#

alright ive come around on hating horses now

graceful dust
#

creatures that stand on their toenails

sour gull
#

u make a compelling argument

graceful dust
#

thats fucked up

#

isnt that fucked up?

#

u gotta love it

unreal acorn
#

why do we give them toenail shoes when i think about it?

graceful dust
#

protection

#

they can get gnarly infections

sour gull
#

why do you wear shoes for you meat feet

paper hull
#

you know the only people who like horses?

#

rich stupid fucks

#

its a defunct mode of travel

graceful dust
#

thats me

unreal acorn
paper hull
#

and a rich mans play ground

graceful dust
#

a rich stupid fuck

sour gull
#

and little white girls

raw rock
#

Kipper doesn't like horses.

unreal acorn
sour gull
paper hull
#

if you like horses ur buying into a high society game that perpetuates the forced breeding of horses so really

#

even if you love horses

#

you fucking hate horses

#

isnt it great

unreal acorn
raw rock
#

Despite the fact she's nearly printerpaper pale white, and literally has more networth than over half the server combined

graceful dust
#

i think u dont know enuf abt horses

#

& ur lashing out

raw rock
#

She doesn't like horses.

graceful dust
#

bc u wish u knew more abt horses

sour gull
#

shes not gonna see these lad

raw rock
#

She's in a ignore her bf not bf mood today

unreal acorn
#

i only appreciate horses a tad bit bc of rdr

raw rock
#

(Very normal for her)

paper hull
#

i literally live in the largest horse racing town in the UK

#

i live across from a god damn horse stable

#

i hate this fucking place

unreal acorn
paper hull
#

yes

#

it does

#

the horses shit in the road daily

graceful dust
#

see ur only exposure to horses is racing

paper hull
#

because no wild horses exist in the UK dude

#

lmao

raw rock
#

Wild horses are a pain in the ass too

#

don't worry

graceful dust
#

lol

#

ppl just like

#

have horses as pets too

raw rock
#

I unironically have PLENTY of experience with wild horses

sour gull
#

wild horses only exist in like the steppe

paper hull
#

and where do you think they came from? the wild?

#

they were bred

#

by privately owned pastures

sour gull
graceful dust
#

feral horses

#

epic

toxic hawk
#

@surreal mirage next time in vc, I will recreate the Danny G meme but the French version

paper hull
#

feral horses are majestic and beautiful creatures

raw rock
sour gull
paper hull
#

domesticated horses are literally slaves of the upper class

graceful dust
#

so ur issue is an industry & not the animal when like... ive been talking abt the animal without ever rly talking abt the industry

paper hull
#

trophies

sour gull
#

because if your talking about horses that roam the americas those are feral horses

raw rock
#

Real pain in the ass

#

IDK I'm not a fucking horse expert bro

paper hull
#

when i left my ex i was doing dates via an app

#

and i met this horse girl and we went on a date

#

she was the weirdest person i ever met dude

sour gull
#

the true wild horse

paper hull
#

she asked the strangest fucking questions

graceful dust
#

peak physical performance

paper hull
#

i did not call her ass back

raw rock
#

I can ask stranger ones if you'd like

paper hull
#

trust me dude

graceful dust
#

like what

paper hull
#

this girl went full sicko mode for that first date

raw rock
#

Does your hair taste as good as it looks?

paper hull
#

it does

raw rock
#

oh nummy

graceful dust
#

that isnt a strange question to ask someone with blue hair

#

thats just like. sillay

raw rock
#

They have blue hair?

candid tide
#

i want to eat a raw onion

paper hull
#

you do everytime u buy a mcdonalds burger

toxic hawk
#

Nah the true wild horse looks like this

paper hull
#

what the fuck is that

raw rock
#

Yea what the fuck

toxic hawk
#

Wild horse

candid tide
paper hull
#

UK also

candid tide
#

but no i want to eat a whole raw onion

sour gull
#

then go do it

paper hull
#

i got something u can eat

#

but u aint gonna like it

raw rock
#

I know what I wanna eat

candid tide
#

im broke

#

i cant get onion right now

paper hull
#

bro they literaly grow in the ground

toxic hawk
#

What is csm even about

candid tide
#

i got NO MONEY to my name

paper hull
#

just go fuckin rip some up

#

wth

#

do u live in a parking lot

#

does grass not exist

raw rock
#

Its wintertime hun

sour gull
raw rock
#

Spring Onions aren't growing yet

paper hull
#

u can grow onions in winter

raw rock
#

he has no money to plant bulbs

livid notch
arctic shore
raw rock
#

he gotta wait for wild spring onions

livid notch
#

Crazy how there are, 6 character deaths in all those chapters

paper hull
#

mfers will make an exscuse for anything but all the brain power they use for that could have just been used to solve their issue

#

csm looks like a fever dream tbh

#

not in a good way

#

but hey im not gonna yuck ur yum

#

the art is dope at least

#

i mean spotty at times

raw rock
#

You look like a fever dream in a good way

#

:D

paper hull
#

but still fuckin rad

livid notch
#

Yeah I vibe with it

graceful dust
#

u seem to be in a mood rn

paper hull
#

and the writing is actually competent which is rare for a mangaka author

#

as i remind myself not every manga author is also a great writer

weary forge
paper hull
#

but chainsaw mans author has a nice middle ground

graceful dust
paper hull
#

despite how spotty hes writing is

#

for instance i love hunter x hunter

#

but togashi cannot write for shit

#

hes a TERRIBLE writer

#

hes content is peak

graceful dust
#

lmaoo

paper hull
#

he makes some of the coolest characters in manga

#

but the man has awful story pacing and writing

weary forge
#

This rant.

paper hull
#

block button exists for a reason

graceful dust
#

tbf at this point a lot of it is that his back is literally killing him

paper hull
#

yeah i mean the mans quite literally crumbling underneath himself

graceful dust
#

also hes not willing to pass on the work ig that part is on him

raw rock
#

I don't think it's right to block nearly anyone

paper hull
#

HXH will not be finished

toxic hawk
graceful dust