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mostly
im the best guy in this server tbh
Spiffo campain ended!
But they DO have a “bring it back” button if you want previous plushies to be resold next!
theyre not really round 🤔
within balls interlinked
Interlinked
Kinda pointless when ya wear full swat gear though, (aka my character)
Day 20 combat gear for roxy is mini skirt, bike helmet, goth boots and leather gloves
She can’t kill that red head tho. Had to lock her in a garage
it starts with one
Balltics
one thing
ballkans
deez nuts
I am a ball kan
nice balls can
i am a ballkan
can deez balls fit in your mouth
You may be ballkan, but I am kan of all balls
lmao gottem
Why not a jail cell
Picard at tandagra when the balls fell
thats dangerous for you
i might not but i do know about this legandary moment in history.
the history of ballkans and authority figures is an interesting ratio
ballkan way
Prison is over-run, and cute zombies also need a happy place to live. Roxy is.... Special.
Part of my gameplay with her is that she can't harm or kill certain zombies. Causes problems later, but it's a fun/silly challenge
if you know what ep of jj this comes from its way worse.
I MADE S TIER!!!!!
no horse
@uncut epoch 
Cute zombies? I say kill everything undead that moves, just thinking k character would would literally be sociopath kinda, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wheres the horse
this stupid fucking horse anime
bojack
sad horse man genre
im on season 5
Weeb destroyer 5000
That game is stained in my steam library
hehehe
You should see Abby. One Eye, one arm, stripper from the velvet tassle. Kills zombies good
they should make a gacha game where u shower so players are motivated to do so irl
🤓
this stupid fucking horse anime
new pfp?
not as big as mine
Tru
impossible task
Respect the elderly
i mean like you changed it to one ive never seen before 🙁
plus were not that far in age
maybe theres jope
how do u know how old i am
ppl in their 30s r like i am so fucking oldddd look at me im like a grandparent minus the grandkids... stolen valor
nvm i probably said
stalker
(jean hope)?
Nerd? What nerd 🤣🤣🤣
He's so stupid, he doesn't realise how miserable he should be. I envy that.
who the shrimp
sounds like a weeb name
talk to me when u do any sort of job that requires basic math
jean cope?
gene?

you said the other day that some 16 year old was old enough to be your kid. so your at least 29.
correct
im 31
True
For Pete’s sake…. Goddam dumb level system
omg same age i am.
32
67?
1994 gang

Normally I'm Unc
Zee wants to be assaulted by deez nuts
bros never watched spongebob
Not the animation isnt anime debate again
laugh at this guy
It has actually been a minute ngl.
Bojac horsemen is clearly not an anime
come on now
does bojack have ambigously aged characters sayin weird sht
If its animated its anime
you're supposed to hold onto the spongebob you watched as a child until you die otherwise you lose the last artifice of your childhood through which to vicariously live
Shrimple
i think bojack has specifically aged characters sayin weird shit
You cannot go around saying that bojack is an anime
Most of my childhood was spent in prep for the Military big dawg 🥀
Guess what
never saw it as a kid and only like 1 or 2 eps as an adult lol.
call my childhood voldemort bcs it wont die
bojack and the 17 yo
That will get you misunderstood so much

i knew a guy who didnt watch spongebob growing up & made that like half his personality so thats the only other way to do it i think
i honestly hate bojack as a character hes such an unrelenting piece of shit who literally helps || drive a woman to suicide || and people will look at this dude and be like "wow thats so me"
brothers the joke here is he shouldnt be relateable to anyone
because hes such a piece of shit
actually that might be where i dropped off. we gotta kill this guy
It has minors in compromising situations
Js like anime
he's supposed to be bad
its sad white man genre
rick sanchez effect gottem again
thats the entire deal
what the frick
why no gifs in this chat hh

imo thats a lot of men irl. and they see no problem with it. and its honestly a really good reason to just not date.
So was eren
m-m-morty, we-we gotta-we gotta drink ourselves to sleep again in stead of going outside, morty.
sad white man genre is a great term
thanks bro
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
i made it up

no u didnt
i did bro
omg
when i watched mad men
where did the nostalgia critic go
i havent seen him in chat claiming he blocked people for a while
I love drinknig myself to sleep sometimes
i invented inventing the idea of inventing the ideas for said inventing?
maybe he blocked the whole discord
legit i think r&m is almost watchable when its abt rick fucking shit up & not just the show being super weird abt morty but like
real
Hes still around
i invented the concept of an idea
Just like avgn
way too much of that to actually wanna see if theres anything else
Dude LMAO I fucking my dad and I started talking about the GWOT while we were both wasted
cherish him while he lasts
u were what
before u know it he will be ashes
american
It'll be fine
american conversation
But yea it was quite the convo
i never did get a chance to reconsile with my father
why would you want to
he was an unrelenting piece of shit
idk honestly
but not having that option is enough to hurt
It is 5am fuck
My father uses religion to justify his shittiness
sounds like a choice he made. sucks when that happens
🫃
Im just a shitty person sometimes
he shot some white paint and forgot to aim at the wall i dont think thats deserving of anything if all he did was be shit afterwards
fair enough though
White men
makes me kinda afraid if my mom dies before me cos im prolly never gonna talk to her again but the odds of her going first r low 🦐
Ugh
I try to be good but sometimes, sometimes you'll see how people annoy me
imagine flirting with a lesbian
At least that relatable

ur wives dont compliment u?
remember when i called you a bag of jerky
tf
u know how hard it is to get compliments as a lesbian everything thinks ur gonna bite their fucking hand off
idk man
big bag of jerky
compliments arent part of my vocabulary
Compliments in lgbt world are usually backhanded anyway
I'll call people what they are
bro said wow you called em an old fuck? what about a fat old fuck instead
jerky overrated
I'm a VERY honest person
@toxic hawk BAM! Got S tier in the daily, got a free ticket, got Hishi drop!
Got all 3 of the last featured Uma's for free.
stroke
Drop the NST part fr
of genius
What
stroke dis
balls
Honse
Stroke of Genius
bro my eyes hurt fr
I've unironically done that LMAO
me too lmoa
stroke of genius is tagged trans on scryfall & i was losing my mind looking for the trans urza lore until i saw karn in that sketch in the bg
Well mine wasn't intentional
what do any of these words mean 
We didn't know the fence was charged fr
cinema
What do you drink then
test it with your tongue first if you taste toast you know its burning
time for Duckov
piss against an electrified fence and shock your peanits when it goes live
@wraith dust NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
i cant drink i have no kidneys 🙁
You can have one of mine
No one shouldn't be able to enjoy a nice drink.
Memories…..
cirrhosis
U gotta be kidney me
remember this one
should upgrade to adultney
the best beer is tsingtao
I'm partial to Budweiser myself
Sounds like a local thing
i do think this one is my fav ever just cos like it references actual game mechanics
bro drinks seltzer and calls it beer
i forgot americans cant drink
I can drink u under the table brochacho
americans have im gonna fucking die disease
Thats sexual, mods
I have no kidney but I must drink
My favorite novel
ok buddy ill bring the peshtera and the rakija you bring your 2% piss water
american beer is like when serfs used to make diluted alcohol drink instead of water
unfortunate combination of puritan foundations and prohibition 
Not like the most pristine local larger
Also they wanna makes its prodiction as cheap as possible
And as addictive as possible
mate, as long as I've got me stella and me curry and chips engerland will be the best country in the world
lager*
I'm a propah uk patriot
-Barry, 63, lives in benidorm spain
Propane uk patriot
Learn java
work addict
spess addiction is real
i want to get my hours up in monolith
Dont you have anything better to do other than work
to tired to do anything better
have you heard about the bicycle that wanted to nap?
he was two-tired 🤣
yw brother
a ca bcs they drank the t
HAHAHAHAH

erm no
he woke up later dont worry
HAHAHAHAHAH
i enjoy "dad jokes", even though im a man with no kids
you could call me...a faux pa
real shit bro
You know what is criminal's best assets? His lie-ability
Dad jokea is the mindset
jocks
fuck

I swear it's the keyboard glitching
I have all my dad jokes wrote down\
I literally have my first one picked out and wrote down for the moment my child is born.
I don't even have a GF.
so u preordered
he has stage directions for the birth
preordering my child
skippin a few steps innit
enter: child
"prithee, young infant but are you ready for a dad joke."
if a child is born are they entering something
or exiting something
bofa?
Fatherly theatre
that sounds like an nsfw priest themed movie

I actually have 8 DIFFERENT ones
Imagine only telling dad jokes to your child
1 for each season, 1 for male or female
jocks

I'm actually Dad Joke Maxxing
yeah
its not autocorrect
so you are interested in dad jocks
how
I failed to write jokes twice
freudian slip
Sorry I can't say them.
that typo lives in ur phone now
They are 1 use puns.
maybe in the next life
@velvet pebble do not cross the fucking roads
Just know, the mother of my child will absolutely hit me.
HAHAHAHAH
bro got caught by a metro cop
when my first child is born im gonna be like
why are you writing birth fanfiction bro
now how did that happen
go outside and talk to a woman first
before or after telling your kid dad jokes
I was on a date last night 🥀
do u reload before a dad joke
reload deez nuts
Cashews or Almonds?
almonds is crazy
No, the date was lackluster ngl.
Have you tried telling her dad jokes
I will run away while you're standing in 10 kilometers long traffic jam all over the city
I tried everything brochacho
u shouldnt have to try everything, dump her ass
All that just for her friend to get her to go to a party
if she didn't fell for dad jokes then shes not your type
keep going after the unobtainable bro
its gonna happen one of these days lad
hopemaxx trycel
insulted the home islands too much lad
No No
I think this time it'll work
I've tried appealing to her british side this whole time
Just one more date
If I flip 180 she might see me as a rebel badboy
She's also into gay guys so one of you mfs gotta pucker up
why is bro so desperate
bruh
HAHAHAHA
I said what I said.
i am a gay man
Come here.\
and i do not like this
Everything smells like crayons
women who fetish gay men are losers
That is unironic btw.
and they're crazy
man do not watch genshiken
Anime. Euh
wha
how would that work
it doesnt
It just might...
because its not real
why would a gay man date a woman
But Ryan gosling is just built different
they wouldnt
this is a real thing
it doesnt work
They wouldn't.
its got a name
unless you're closeted

but then theyre a beard
sunflower marriage? or smth
I would just pay a gay man to act gay with me to get her attention.
to make both parties miserable
lavender marriage bruh
Mods this is a joke.
Soundsss. Cringe.
thats the one
Apart from trying to cover that you're gay
banned like kipper
thats its exact purpose
it doesnt work
there is no reason
Im a rebel badboy fr.
Thats not love bruh
its not
Thats a coverup
is bro discovering homophobia for the first time
there is if you are in a place its illegal and want to absolutely certify legally that you are not gay or literally be put to death
Y’all be having some strange estranged relations as a gay man with a wife
smile
dude
i know
Homophobia? Does that mean you hate homosapiens?
saying in general idea ofc
Why would I be afraid of houses
read what i replied to brah
Ik
apart from having a beard or lavender marriage there is no reason
no ill just assume im right and ur wrong!!!
those who read
Honestly. I wouldn’t.
and even that is just a safety net
ok lets argue
Debate is the term.
based on a misinterpretation of each others messages
i think ur fuckin stupid and
duke it out
i hate u
thems duking words
go boss go
Homophobs when they realize they have Homo genus
i think your hair makes you look like one of those pebbles in a fish tank
i think ur only gay cuz ur dad didnt punch u enough
Wowww. This debate really immediately became a brawl
I think her hair looks nice 🥀
Oh shit they’re throwing the chairs
like 2003 emo girl
i think you lash out online because you arent secure in yourself
dont try with this one bladez

This is by far the realest thing I've ever heard though
ok bro i was joking damn...
this one hurt
My heart is with Kipper.
nothing a kebab and a stella cant fix
Nawww no way. Thats what the fold was?? Cmon.
lets settle it over a pint and a game of darts
and shisha
the english way
I just started to get some popcorn out
shisha so peak
I must get used to integrating into society.
I will force you to get in the car
I can't have my first date be WITH kipper.
And we will sit in traffic together
I'd embarrass myself.
if u settled it the australian way one of u cunts would get glassed and left in the park
ok hobart
Yea ur banned bro nice knowing you
These buzzwords make this conversation tickle
if i settled this the australian way we would both be shouting in the middle of the road the worst profanities possible then by hour 2 were on the curb with our arm over eachother like "its gonna be okay bro i know lifes hard"
whats it like living in a state with a gene pool more inbred than alabama patrick
which ones
whats it like being from two countries which are the worst ones in the region
we would settle it by sitting around a glass table in the back yard at 12 am smoking ciggies talkin about how deep life is and how small we are cunt
that australian way
Eww, I could never!
HAHAHHA its fucking great so real bro
it should have been me.
Bro 
crush dis dick
That’s it. I’ve gotta go touch grass.
Barely been on here for 10 minutes and yall got me crawling out with two black eyes

weak mind
frail body
cowardly spirit
the strong mindset is always on discord
i have and will
You know what. Virtue. Courageous.
Always in discordia
ts is all of us
this just makes me want you more
doomed yaoi but its a girl and a boy i guess
im not doing the flirting thing
Too underweight to be average mod
i dont like it
Completely unacceptable. Y’all need some hygiene and humility
whats it called when two gay people of the opposite sex are forced to be together
Its 80% humidity here
comp het

Lavender marriage innit
Humility!
do you have alot of gay friends
that could work
Nah
i dont have like any lesbian friends but i have gay friends
Humidity
🤔 most of my mates are gay
all my lesbian friends just become lovers
No
I wonder why
that sounds like a skill issue bro
dont fuck your mates
Good friends don't fuck
well
dude lesbians are ruthless its like no bars hold
you can but you need rules
No thats a good piece of advice.
maybe for you
Nah…. “Good friends don’t fuck”??
Imma need some elaboration
are gay dudes at least more subtle about it
The moment you fuck, you add layers.
shrex em all
Nuh uh
cuz lesbians got no fucking chill dude i never met a single lesbian with chill
uhh no but its more casual ig
they alwasy "oh u gay? cool lesbian time"
like onions
like we can fuck and then forget about each other 🤔
Oh not the fuckin shrek onion metaphod
or platonic
i got my girl with the cheesiest fucking pickup line bro
i was so proud
Tell kipper it doesn't have to be a repeat thing
keep trying buddy
Just integrate into their lives day by day. Small moments and big opportunities
its gonna happen one of these days
what the fuck is a kipper
kipper deez nuts
u ever read the great gatsby
he's simping for a some egirl
ohh okay
I'm literally him.
like emiru?
No.
idk who that is
sorry thats like my best referance i got bro
its an egirl on this server
kipper huh
She has a rich and vibrant life outside of discord.
Blade knows.
wicked
stream my piss into your mouth lmoa gottem
Uh huh
She got banned
For being too funny in front of the mods.
honestly i can see why the nostalgia critic blocked you
Streamer? I barely know er
yessir i dont blame anyone who does
They got jealous of her funniness
its peak content
Hey, it’s time for you to get up.
Don’t you remember? We made plans today.
(Loud sound effect)
peak at dis
if you cant swirl around in the filth with the best of them do you truly deserve to laugh with them
student becomes the master
i wish i was a boar sometimes
Tbh, rather drown
learned from the best

im a mud wrestler
thats what i call a hard time on the pooper
mud wrestling
Ok. Interaction has plummeted. Y’all have fun.
the boar spear would be ur biggest opp
mining the mud vein until that rich dark ore pops out
imagine being so strong they gotta make a weapon to kill u
gods i was strong back then
the humble bagman kidney
imagine me at full power dude
what does this mean
it couldnt handle me full turbo
Man theres a guy here w a dracula ass hairline
I don't want you to die <3
bro
Goes hard
dracula posting time
Guys
you?
fuck YESSS
No theres another
oh
lord is georgian
ya
i already predict his uncle body layout
bro what if instead of kasane teto it was kasane titties and and and
fuckkkk i ate some bread out a trash can
do tell
that shit had like 5 colors
Skinnyfat
uh oh
might wanna get that checked out bro
It's normally just brown
Nawww am 20 am NOT that old vro
unc
I will literally suplex you
yes pls
spess reference
Onto the glass table on god
get robusted tider
me
Dragged across all of medbay with a circular saw
so there used to be this glass bench in my university
whats the ball print on that
and every day youd see a group of like 50 dudes just standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting for a girl to sit on it
it was truly an experience
how much would you need to sweat to get a ball print on it
not much
cinema
What
yes
i have, you used yourself as a reaction image
you know what else is massive?
not even a normal sized bag of jerky
EXACTLY
avatar blue guy
blade is so relatable
No you don't understand floofie
he a 10/10 funny
Bro casually admitting
ew
Literally I was glowing.
oh
No you
u can get banned for saying that
wow a real life radium girl
waawaaaaa
Do you even have a car
REAL!
is chat being normal i have not been paying attn
I’m not normal
damn
Yeah. I’m not like other guys.
I like ponies
what abt horses
Horses are cool.
tru
thats the POINT
goofy ass shits with gangly legs
lmao
theyre stupid ugly ass fuckin things. thats why they rule
DO. NOT FUCK THE HORSES!
mfers able to kick u to death in one swift kick
stick legs
I warn yall. Please don’t! Do not fuck the horses
tf2 crit sound effect
id rather NOT ride the animal capable of making me braindead in less than 4 seconds
that is any animal under the right circumstances
FUCK YOU THATS TOO FAR BOSS
i dont see many people getting mauled to death by donkeys bro
Including and especially humans
maybe U dont
Just because you don’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t a calculated statistic.
Besides that. Don’t fuck horses.
1/3rd of europe got wiped out by fleas animals can do anything
ceo of the glue factory down the road
i think your confusing my disregard for hating horses for wanting to have sex with them
see this is where my mind is pure and strong
and yours is weak
and pathetic
Not confusing. Purposefully choosing to change the way I react to what you’re saying.
and i fuckin hate em
do u know what an ungulate is
so fuck em
Euh. I’m done
alright ive come around on hating horses now
creatures that stand on their toenails
u make a compelling argument
very
why do we give them toenail shoes when i think about it?
why do you wear shoes for you meat feet
you know the only people who like horses?
rich stupid fucks
its a defunct mode of travel
thats me
or gamblers
and a rich mans play ground
a rich stupid fuck
and little white girls
Kipper doesn't like horses.

how is this a shocked face reaction worthy post
if you like horses ur buying into a high society game that perpetuates the forced breeding of horses so really
even if you love horses
you fucking hate horses
isnt it great
idk im new to the server
Despite the fact she's nearly printerpaper pale white, and literally has more networth than over half the server combined
She doesn't like horses.
bc u wish u knew more abt horses
buddy shes not here
shes not gonna see these lad
She's in a ignore her bf not bf mood today
i only appreciate horses a tad bit bc of rdr
(Very normal for her)
Bro
i literally live in the largest horse racing town in the UK
i live across from a god damn horse stable
i hate this fucking place
it has to smell bad there
see ur only exposure to horses is racing
I unironically have PLENTY of experience with wild horses
wild horses only exist in like the steppe
and where do you think they came from? the wild?
they were bred
by privately owned pastures
those are feral horses lad
@surreal mirage next time in vc, I will recreate the Danny G meme but the French version
feral horses are majestic and beautiful creatures
No, WILD horses
like steppe wild horses
domesticated horses are literally slaves of the upper class
so ur issue is an industry & not the animal when like... ive been talking abt the animal without ever rly talking abt the industry
trophies
because if your talking about horses that roam the americas those are feral horses
Oh then yes feral horses
Real pain in the ass
IDK I'm not a fucking horse expert bro
when i left my ex i was doing dates via an app
and i met this horse girl and we went on a date
she was the weirdest person i ever met dude
the true wild horse
she asked the strangest fucking questions
peak physical performance
i did not call her ass back
I can ask stranger ones if you'd like
trust me dude
like what
this girl went full sicko mode for that first date
Does your hair taste as good as it looks?
it does
oh nummy
that isnt a strange question to ask someone with blue hair
thats just like. sillay
They have blue hair?
i want to eat a raw onion
you do everytime u buy a mcdonalds burger
what the fuck is that
Yea what the fuck
Wild horse
that only applies to american mcdonals
UK also
but no i want to eat a whole raw onion
then go do it
I know what I wanna eat
bro they literaly grow in the ground
What is csm even about
i got NO MONEY to my name
Its wintertime hun
most people do eve
Spring Onions aren't growing yet
u can grow onions in winter
he has no money to plant bulbs
I went from chapter 38 to 58 in half a day
There are three cars in my family already
he gotta wait for wild spring onions
Crazy how there are, 6 character deaths in all those chapters
mfers will make an exscuse for anything but all the brain power they use for that could have just been used to solve their issue
csm looks like a fever dream tbh
not in a good way
but hey im not gonna yuck ur yum
the art is dope at least
i mean spotty at times
but still fuckin rad
Yeah I vibe with it
u seem to be in a mood rn
and the writing is actually competent which is rare for a mangaka author
as i remind myself not every manga author is also a great writer
I’m in a mood too :<
but chainsaw mans author has a nice middle ground
like this is usually not the point of any story
despite how spotty hes writing is
for instance i love hunter x hunter
but togashi cannot write for shit
hes a TERRIBLE writer
hes content is peak
lmaoo
he makes some of the coolest characters in manga
but the man has awful story pacing and writing
This rant.
block button exists for a reason
tbf at this point a lot of it is that his back is literally killing him
yeah i mean the mans quite literally crumbling underneath himself
also hes not willing to pass on the work ig that part is on him
I don't think it's right to block nearly anyone
HXH will not be finished
Read mf, read
hxh fans need to wise up
