#general_chat

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sour gull
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he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome

tall glen
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literally an emily girl

twin bear
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Was bro hacking

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Or trolling

paper hull
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Trolling

twin bear
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💀

toxic relic
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baki is what you read when you have a fever and you're stuck in bed for a week

toxic relic
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so you can forget about it by the time you're better

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and blame the fact that you read it on the fever

paper hull
twin bear
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Everyone is just a sack of potatoes

paper hull
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baki literally went online to make himself more mentally ill as a form of schizo training

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im not joking

sour gull
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you will die in the next potato famine

twin bear
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Baki characters all built like that

toxic relic
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that implies that the potatoes eat potatoes

sour gull
tall glen
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I am Potato

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my life is Potato

twin bear
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Didn't a guy get shot in the mouth and just eats it

paper hull
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spec

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and yes

twin bear
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Yujiro is the menace of the show right

paper hull
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he shoots himself in the mouth

tall glen
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what if baki was just dbz universe, and they havent achieve full power yet

paper hull
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yujiro is bakis father

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and the main antagonist

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he killed bakis mother as a child

twin bear
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With a hug

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I remember that part

paper hull
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its explained in the anime that yujiro is so manly that he can literally impregnate women

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by staring at them

tall glen
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hugs also kill me

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I also.. wait

paper hull
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in reality he commits the R word

grand comet
toxic relic
twin bear
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Yujiro is a villain

paper hull
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its a form of censorship

burnt kite
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who the hell is yujiro

toxic relic
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i think the creator has a hard on for yuujirou

sour gull
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baki sounds so fire

grand comet
paper hull
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Oh yujiro is also so manly that he can infact impregnate animals of other species

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and infact does.

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thats just how powerful hes semen is

twin bear
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Beast boy

paper hull
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this is canon

twin bear
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But in a different way

grand comet
sour gull
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tell me that doesnt sound interesting

grand comet
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thats my super power

sour gull
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its certainly unique

paper hull
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There is an entire arc where yujiro literally runs around earth and impregnates endangered animals and the militaries of the world have to go out and kill them

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as they are essentially kaijus

toxic relic
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that doesnt sound like a plus my man

sour gull
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he suffers alone

grand comet
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it is

paper hull
toxic relic
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your left hand must be cut up

paper hull
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i am not joking

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this is the yujiro fucked some animals and made kaijus

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arc

grand comet
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also i only use my powers for good!

burnt kite
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this vexes me

toxic relic
paper hull
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there is an arc in baki where they literally find a caveman encased in prehistoric brine and revive him with the help of albert einstien

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and for what purpose?

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to beat the shit out of him

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of course

twin bear
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Dual hand wielding is effective

paper hull
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hes name is pickle.

sour gull
paper hull
toxic relic
paper hull
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he has the most insane physique in the baki universe due to hes prehistoric makeup

twin bear
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Speak for urself

grand comet
paper hull
twin bear
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I was talking about the handling of a longsword

paper hull
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pickle in "primal form"

twin bear
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The fuck u mean dih

toxic relic
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fr

sour gull
grand comet
toxic relic
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longsword two handed is the meta

grand comet
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the dih

paper hull
grand comet
grand comet
twin bear
grand comet
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the sexual deviant with super sperm is peak

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peak fiction

toxic relic
paper hull
twin bear
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Jonklin

grand comet
grand comet
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midnight ARRIVES

grand comet
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im arriving

sour gull
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there is much work to be done

grand comet
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🤤

paper hull
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https://i.vgy.me/eQ8e7v.png the hanyama yakuza family leader inherits the sentinel tattoo its passed down through generations it depicts the first of hes clan protecting their lord in an iron bell from invaders and died standing doing so

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in order to complete the sentinel tattoo he must recieve over 100 cuts to hes back

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these must be given in street duels

sour gull
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irl this guy caused lolita to be written btw

twin bear
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All that and he got beat up or smth right

paper hull
burnt kite
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femboy twinky balls

paper hull
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tfw u realize alice in wonderland is just a creepy obsession novel that was so troublesome for alice and her creator that her parents had to seperate them by force and bar them from seeing eachother

sour gull
paper hull
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alice until her deathbed refused to elaborate on their relationship

sour gull
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Taboritsky tried to assassinate a russian political speaker missed and on his way out while they tried to stop him he shot the father of the man who wrote lolita

paper hull
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alice was like a 15 year old girl and the creator of the book would meet with her during university as she was the daughter to one of the professors

sour gull
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which caused him to have to live with his uncle

toxic relic
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okay buddy

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we know the story

paper hull
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I remember watching an interview where they asked alice a bunch of questions in her late age

tall glen
paper hull
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and every question about him she just ignored

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was bizarre

toxic relic
tall glen
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on Earth

toxic relic
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im with omar on jupiter

tall glen
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ok, wear sun screen

burnt kite
toxic relic
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he's real bro

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hes a fucking loser

toxic hawk
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and the secret of the pp training

paper hull
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he did it

surreal mirage
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Eve get arc raiders

paper hull
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im pretty sure its canon to bang so much in baki that ur pp falls off

toxic relic
paper hull
toxic hawk
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my favorite fight is oliver vs baki

surreal mirage
paper hull
paper hull
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the fight itself was shit

toxic relic
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extraction shooter pensivecowboy

grand comet
paper hull
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but that scene where yujiro literally gives muhammed ali hes props

grand comet
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femboys...

toxic hawk
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i cant wait for steel ball run
Arigato Gyro

paper hull
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fucking class

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iconic even

grand comet
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jk femboys are BUNS

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only marginally better than non fem men

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WOMEN are where its at

paper hull
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idk...

grand comet
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BUTCH LESBIANS 🤤

toxic hawk
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Chu Chu Chu... Chumimiiiiiiii

paper hull
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i just got a sudden chill

paper hull
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weather report was so dope

toxic hawk
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Emporio bleeding from his eyes

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just to kill pucci

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pucci killed 4 main characters in less than 30 seconds

paper hull
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good they mostly sucked anyway

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cant believe they made jojo a wimmin 😡

toxic hawk
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typical woman, ending up in prison

sour gull
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girls in my anime about handsome muscular men

toxic relic
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im very manly i only watch shows with buff sweaty guys

paper hull
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same

dense fractal
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wait thats so manly of u

surreal mirage
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Wth

dense fractal
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erm....

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howdy

dense fractal
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who is that second guy\

surreal mirage
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Fart do you play any pvp games

toxic relic
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yessir

surreal mirage
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Which

paper hull
dense fractal
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pvz garden warfare is so voated

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goated

dense fractal
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wait

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lemme guess

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uhhh

toxic relic
dense fractal
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gimme a hint

toxic relic
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thats pvp

surreal mirage
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Tf is that

paper hull
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No

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i go to work

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goodbye

toxic relic
dense fractal
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frick u

surreal mirage
dense fractal
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uhh

raw rock
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Whatsup seggsys

dense fractal
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howdy howdy

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lwk forgot i was in the zomboid server

paper hull
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Don't implode while I'm gone

dense fractal
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dont worry we can live without u

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wait that sounded kinda mean im sorry lmao

paper hull
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Not you, you can perish 😩

toxic relic
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i hope you get what you deserve 😄

dense fractal
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that reminds me of a song

toxic relic
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"Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises, we're pretty sure they're all wrong. I hope it stays dark forever; I hope the worst isn't over. I hope you blink before I do 'n I hope I never get sober." 🗣️

dense fractal
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wow

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that song is too relatable rn

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not the song i was thinking of but yeah

tall glen
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hello all

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I am getting sleepy

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tommorow is veterans day and I work 11 hours

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we are gonna be slammed

grand comet
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im off tmr

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😹

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it is 3 in the morning rn

dense fractal
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samee dawg\

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iimagine working tmrw

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couldnt be me

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good luck big dawg

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u got this 👍

toxic relic
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whats veterans day

velvet pebble
# toxic relic whats veterans day

It's when you see someone who wears or wore military uniform and uses 24-hour clock format (and not european) and say "thank you for your service"

toxic relic
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what if i shout stolen valour instead

velvet pebble
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Try it out and tell me, I'd like to know

toxic relic
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how long would it take for me to get kicked in the balls if i did that

surreal mirage
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There's people who don't use the 24 hour format?

toxic relic
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americans are unfortunate in many ways brother

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apparently its not popular there

surreal mirage
toxic relic
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which is insane because its so much easier

toxic hawk
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Give advice

velvet pebble
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Using their filthy am pm

surreal mirage
grand comet
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i personally use 24hr but have to use 12 hour because nobody here uses it

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so i just automatically say shit in am/pm

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HATE 12 hour time with a passion

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also hate mm/dd

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why the fuck is the day agter the month

surreal mirage
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The mm/dd thing is so ass

tall glen
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echo go to sleep

surreal mirage
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I'm at work g

karmic jetty
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awokening

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night shift later steamhappy

naive ruin
icy vigil
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Me when i check my 24 hours analog clock

neon bramble
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the 12 hour clock is annoying in a land with seasons

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just as good in countries near the equator (perma summer) though

icy vigil
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Me when i check my 24 hour wrist watch

naive ruin
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mine is set to 12

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its a smart watch

toxic hawk
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Im so happy
happy to just be
part of your story

simple sparrow
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haha, I don't even remember where the name inspiration came from but it was fun to put together

simple bear
modest lynx
blissful musk
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how to climb ladder?

half kettle
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Impossible.

livid notch
modest lynx
cosmic jay
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Hi cat chat

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I can’t sleep

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And im still gravity (sledge) hammer too

icy vigil
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How could this happen tired

cosmic jay
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Me can’t sleeping?

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Cos my brain is obsessed

icy vigil
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With

cosmic jay
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Pikmin rn

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I want it so bad

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I try to sleep, and my brain is just like too much thinking about everything, specially pikmin lol

icy vigil
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Unfortunately

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Pikmin wasnt a part of my childhood

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Lemmings tho

cosmic jay
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I think i had that on the psp

icy vigil
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Same

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I think there was an older lemmings too but i forgot

cosmic jay
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Prolly

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A lot of the psp library was based on older games

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The marketing of that device back in the day was “look its a ps2 on the go”

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It lived up to it too, mostly

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Except umd’s

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God knows why they chose that format

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To sell their psp movies too

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😭

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I remember walking into game stores back in the day, and it was like they had literally every movie during the time on UMD for psp lmao
I think it was the only time i watched night at the museum as well lol

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But then my little brother broke my psp, by tearing the umd drive off of the device… so… rip psp

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I miss that era tbh

stone meadow
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the ps vita was neat, except the triggers being the touchpad on the back

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absolutely horrendous

bronze moat
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Jane Helldiver spotted on the front lines. S.E.A.F. are surviving in record numbers wherever she is deployed, with survival rates boosted by 5.738% overall!

cosmic jay
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And also borderlands 2 being my first time played on a vita too was something else

rain mango
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uk cat

sterile canyon
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Spain chat?

broken wyvern
toxic hawk
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I live in Spain without the a

broken wyvern
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za polska

sterile canyon
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🙁

broken wyvern
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👍

rain mango
mellow dawn
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anno 117 out tomorrow

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6pm eastern US

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heck yeah european devs

toxic relic
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brown suits are very tricky: they so easily look like carpet or like skin tone

surreal mirage
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Tan suit

toxic relic
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i think a darker brown, unpatterned or lightly patterned brown suit is best

oblique stream
subtle shoal
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chat

toxic relic
subtle shoal
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hydrate

toxic relic
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tan suits are fucked bro

subtle shoal
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moisten up

surreal mirage
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Dark blue and black suits are the only two viable options for events that require suits

toxic relic
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this is a good brown

surreal mirage
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Now you just look like a bell boy

toxic relic
toxic relic
surreal mirage
toxic relic
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if its work, navy and black looks too formal

surreal mirage
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Yeah work is different

toxic relic
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as though you're attending a wedding and not your job

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it could still work but you need to make it more "casual" or "business casual"

surreal mirage
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Although, if you're working in a formal field then wearing full suits is normal

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Like solicitors etc

toxic relic
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i think bofa are too much imo

surreal mirage
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But in general i think a mixed suit works fine most of the time

surreal mirage
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Yeah that's a nice brown

toxic relic
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this is good for me

toxic relic
surreal mirage
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Great suit colour

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Gray also works in almost any setting

toxic relic
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nice ties too

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bofa look good

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i prefer the blue tie

surreal mirage
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Gotta have the thicc ties

toxic relic
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indeed

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i think the handkerchief of the other lad is unnecessary though haha

odd quail
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Everything in that photo is brown!

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Also, fwiw I think we should leave suits in the 20th century where they belong.

toxic relic
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i like a suit

odd quail
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It is a good brown, yes. Sort of foresty, but also a bit muddy, and yet clean and soft while also warm and rich.

toxic relic
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thats very descriptive lmao

toxic relic
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HAHAH

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sounds like me describing my shit

mellow dawn
toxic relic
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brother why

mellow dawn
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the tan suit was legendary

surreal mirage
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Truly

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People still get upset by it

toxic relic
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tan suits fucking suck

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wait what

surreal mirage
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P word

toxic relic
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what is this lore?

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oh

odd quail
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Skeletor does seem like he'd have a lot to say on Fox News.

toxic relic
mellow dawn
odd quail
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Ah yes. Who could forget Skeletor's term as our 61st president?

toxic relic
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i looked it up

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my dislike of tan suits has nothing to do with insecure men screaming online

karmic jetty
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work work tiredcat

naive flicker
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I went from a 60hz 1920x1080 TV to a 2560 x 1440 180 hz monitor ❤️‍🩹
Boutta bust

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This shit so peak

surreal mirage
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Run zozo

odd quail
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I could scream online, but that'd mean I'd have to get in voice chat, and I'm too insecure for that.

karmic jetty
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lame

karmic jetty
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i brought a toy at least

toxic relic
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what toy

karmic jetty
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a two bag of crispspsps

toxic relic
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what toy bruv

surreal mirage
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Maccies happy meal toy

karmic jetty
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nah nah nah

toxic relic
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zo only got the speakerphone

surreal mirage
karmic jetty
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dont remind me

toxic relic
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smile

karmic jetty
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i have one still minted in the plastic bag

toxic relic
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wait 20 years itll be collectable

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what fucking toy did you bring with you though man

quasi slate
surreal mirage
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The weekly gacha release

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Time to jump ship

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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bruh

naive flicker
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Looking at a curved screen is so weird

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Brooo

toxic relic
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you dont answer cause you're embarrassed like a little bitch

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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ayo

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thats sick

naive flicker
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Clank clank clank

quasi slate
naive flicker
surreal mirage
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Crusader lives in an office

toxic relic
surreal mirage
toxic relic
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do you have a dad echo

naive flicker
toxic relic
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are you in a nuclear family

surreal mirage
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Too much information for degeneral chat

toxic relic
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was your household a 2 parent household

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did you go to parks every weekend with your dad grilling food while you played in the sand

surreal mirage
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I've had a good childhood

lyric galleon
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league of legends

surreal mirage
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That's a terrible childhood

toxic relic
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according to my headcannon echo grew up in a middle class suburb with 2 happy parents

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and a dog

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a dog that died when he went to uni

strange spruce
toxic relic
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one of the parents has a second family they visit whenever they have to "go out of the country for work"

karmic jetty
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crazy headcanon

surreal mirage
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Now we're entering the realms of fiction

toxic relic
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the other parent drinks to forget what they know and has an affair with your teacher

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your hs physics teacher

surreal mirage
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Insane lore

karmic jetty
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this is good fictionslop catCorn

toxic relic
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when you were younger you found a picture of your one parent's other family

surreal mirage
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The echo character finally has lore

strange spruce
toxic relic
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you asked the other parent who they were and they told you to never speak of it again

karmic jetty
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who hired this writer 🗣️

toxic relic
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you heard them both argue that night and ever since then you subconsciously believe that its your fault they divorced when you were 20

toxic relic
quasi slate
# toxic hawk Big ears

its a bit outdated since chaos zero nightmare already came out but the game got huge drama because a feminist hijacked it during development

toxic relic
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whats zo lore

quasi slate
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changed the course of the story and pissed off every korean male lol

toxic relic
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im a smart man ill cook up lore

dark musk
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I bought crusader kings 3 yesterday and played it for a little while but damn it's confusing asf

karmic jetty
quasi slate
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its a big issue in korea

toxic hawk
karmic jetty
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wiwiwi wawawa

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le gacha players in general

toxic hawk
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Korean players bullied the limbus company artist into quitting

karmic jetty
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when the characters a lil bit of melanin angerycat

toxic relic
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zo you live in a large family wherein you're the youngest child but the effective "middle child" of your extended family so you take care of your older siblings' kids but your parents also still treat you like you're too young to be an adult even though you work more hours than most of your siblings

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hmmmm what else

toxic hawk
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Would you like to see the character that caused her to get bullied ?

toxic relic
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you live in a city but you yearn for the country

quasi slate
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if any character in artwork shows the ok sign gesture but there's a gap between the thumb and index then it gets chaotic because the gesture stands for small pp

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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your one parent used to work on a farm

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the other is very metropolitan

karmic jetty
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thats how u know this is fiction

toxic hawk
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Csnt find it. Basically molar office ishmael

toxic relic
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idk any of your actual lore

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uhhh the rural parent is secretly a massive yu-gi-oh fan

karmic jetty
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id never write my lore on record bruh

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is all on the catvocast podcast

toxic relic
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they collect cards using their paycheck which makes the other parent angry

karmic jetty
toxic relic
quasi slate
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zozo drop your oc lore

toxic hawk
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I dont have lore
Personally

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Too boring

quasi slate
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how much trauma

toxic relic
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everyone has lore brother

surreal mirage
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Moopy lore when

quasi slate
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i was born

toxic relic
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moopy lives in lithuania i already know the lore

toxic hawk
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I was born. Went through school. Went into med.school. now I play cp77

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Next chapter in a week

toxic relic
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bruh

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thats fucking boring

toxic hawk
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That's me

toxic relic
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nah brother

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there must be more

toxic hawk
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There was that one time I fell down hill during a hike in the mountain with my dogs

toxic relic
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did you need to go to the hospital

toxic hawk
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No, but I needed an hour to be able to stand back up

karmic jetty
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ud get better lore from a junkie than me frfr

karmic jetty
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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the homeless guys in the city are way more interesting than you

toxic relic
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holly balls

toxic relic
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omar is this intentional

plush cobalt
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There it is

toxic relic
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omar is an eboy

plush cobalt
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No! No!

toxic relic
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this also means you're on your phone

plush cobalt
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Also no

toxic relic
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then you're the insane outlier who misclicks a gif on pc

plush cobalt
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I am never “on” my phone. I am simply “using” my phone

toxic relic
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ah cool i was right

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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I also said “pressed” so I think that was obvious lol

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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thank you my man

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i appreciate that

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i fuck with those guys who stay "dude-bro" no matter what

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"hey, bro, go out with me dude you're fucking sweet"

plush cobalt
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Honestly yeah, if you've graduated and you're still that way it's just a lifestyle choice

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And I respect that

toxic relic
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real

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theyre just locked in as lads

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destined to be barry

plush cobalt
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🍻

toxic relic
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how are you omar

magic tusk
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hey

toxic relic
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thats uppy's old pfp

quasi slate
magic tusk
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is there a specific chanel to ask question about server making and all?

plush cobalt
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I'm doing well, on a business trip to HQ where I will roleplay as corporate for two days

plush cobalt
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When I walked into the hotel room the TV said my name on it

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I don't know why they're so extra

quasi slate
karmic jetty
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pasta

quasi slate
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no zoz

karmic jetty
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al dente

quasi slate
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jolly colors

karmic jetty
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thats the irish flag

quasi slate
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do you want spud for christmas

toxic relic
karmic jetty
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i want skub

toxic relic
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and your face

karmic jetty
quasi slate
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wdf

toxic relic
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whenever i look at the tv it has a picture of me on it

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it must be the default thing when its off

karmic jetty
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turn on ur tv tupid

toxic relic
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...

plush cobalt
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This is perhaps the dumbest joke you've ever sent and I applaud you for it

karmic jetty
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cant say if he degraded or inflated

toxic relic
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degrade

karmic jetty
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tupidest joke ive ever seen in mu loife

toxic relic
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inflate

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are these your aol filters

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or are you just happy to see me

karmic jetty
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whats aol

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isnt that a messaging thing

toxic relic
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proof zo is young

magic tusk
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ima ask here, i wanna host a dedicated serv on my computer but the initialisation always freeze. Cant even make it run in local, i tried everything and it still doesnt work

karmic jetty
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im too old to know what that is

magic tusk
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someone got an idea?

karmic jetty
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back in ma day we used pigeons

toxic relic
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add more ram

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or something about ports

magic tusk
toxic relic
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i know

karmic jetty
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do u use alot of mods

magic tusk
toxic relic
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i dunno then mate sorry

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i dont play mp

magic tusk
karmic jetty
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its normal for it to be long

magic tusk
magic tusk
karmic jetty
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oh

magic tusk
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as if it was looping

karmic jetty
magic tusk
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ty guys for trying to help have a good day

quasi slate
toxic relic
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you too brother

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im sure you'll sort it

karmic jetty
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very polite goober

toxic relic
#

fr

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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he has uppy's old pfp

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do you remember?

karmic jetty
#

almost makes u forgive for being plungieless

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holy sht ur right

toxic relic
#

i remember

karmic jetty
#

yall keep changing pfp and names you

toxic relic
#

you changed yours

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we cant all be cartoon characters with the same clothes and colours

surreal mirage
#

I too remember

karmic jetty
#

true but keep it seasonal at least

toxic relic
#

nah

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seasonal is regional

karmic jetty
#

too many changes my bren cleans the ram

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who are u ppl!!!

toxic relic
#

you should make backups

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your fleshsona pfp is the only constant

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

cant afford

toxic relic
#

backup onto dis

karmic jetty
#

ill change pfp when its jolly

surreal mirage
#

I too am in this episode

toxic relic
#

on dis

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yooo peak

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that pfp is the best one

surreal mirage
#

My geogussy subscription ran out

karmic jetty
#

member when we play geogussy

surreal mirage
#

You hate it

karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

geoguessr peak

surreal mirage
#

Play for 5 minutes and then doomscroll reddit

toxic relic
#

zo just doesnt know what directions are

karmic jetty
#

u guys take too long for one round

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more than half an hour!!!

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and we got 5 rounds!!!!!

surreal mirage
#

That's part of the fun

karmic jetty
surreal mirage
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Short attention span fr

karmic jetty
#

nah nah nah

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is the shiddy map i hate

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others im fine with

toxic relic
#

zo plays 6 hour monopoly but cant look at maps for 30 minutes

surreal mirage
#

The world map?

toxic relic
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monopoly is so ass bruv

karmic jetty
#

its ass but they keep wanting to play it

surreal mirage
#

It's fun with the right people

karmic jetty
#

and get their ass clapped

surreal mirage
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We played a total of 3 times

toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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cheating is the only fun part of it

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uno is good

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🤔

karmic jetty
#

hop on plato chat

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we can play silly games while i work IFeelFine

toxic relic
#

plato

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the guy?

karmic jetty
#

no the mobile game

toxic relic
#

idk it

livid notch
#

Imagine gaming on mobile

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Smh

karmic jetty
toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

oh right u hate that

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go watch shadows in a cave bud

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only plato u like you

toxic relic
#

thats the only plato you know

karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

i read the republic in uni

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plato is a loser

karmic jetty
#

uni the cat taught me plato

vital marten
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love the atmosphere

toxic relic
#

its a self insert fanfiction between platos brother and socrates

paper hull
toxic relic
#

its a stream of consciousness allegory anthology

toxic relic
paper hull
#

Yeah uni made me legit wanna kms

toxic relic
#

real

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i passed out during an exam cause i stayed up for 3 days studying

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had to go get an emergency drip

#

😄

paper hull
#

I fell out a three story window because I thought it was a fire exit due to delirious from being up for 2 days straight

toxic relic
#

cinema

toxic relic
#

ketchup and mustard

onyx igloo
#

dude i remember one time i stayed up for two days/nights straight and i felt like somebody was gonna kill me

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i cant imagine what you felt lmao

paper hull
#

Funniest clowns of the 21st century

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I'll go first

onyx igloo
#

is that the lady who kind of went to space

#

i dont know celebrities

livid notch
paper hull
#

Bro wdym she's a full blown astronaut 😲😧😲😧🤯

onyx igloo
#

shes a dumbass thats what she is

#

lmao

paper hull
#

Her and her friends paid like 30 grand and went into the atmosphere

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Basically astronauts

onyx igloo
#

fucking hell

karmic jetty
#

on the schlong rocket

onyx igloo
#

that genuinely pisses me off that they got paid to do that

karmic jetty
#

wut

onyx igloo
#

im gonna bite my tongue

karmic jetty
#

they paid for the trip tupid

onyx igloo
#

wait i misread

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lmao

karmic jetty
#

u CANT read

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is joever for u

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

the amazon one has the ballz too

toxic relic
#

penetrating space

paper hull
#

Penetrate this

onyx igloo
#

its 7am in the damn morning and its fuckin cold out

karmic jetty
#

have u tried switchin on the sun

toxic relic
#

turn it on and off again

paper hull
#

I went to bed so fucking late

onyx igloo
#

i fell asleep at 1am

paper hull
#

My boss tells me I need more beauty sleep I tell him I'm beautiful enough fuck you

onyx igloo
#

my boss tells me nothing because i dont have a boss

toxic relic
#

where do you work lmao

onyx igloo
#

im simply uncontrollable

toxic relic
#

bro sounds like he's from 1965

#

does he cup peoples balls and fart in their faces too

paper hull
#

My boss is a 70 year old relic

toxic relic
#

no fucking wonder lmao

#

he probably wears diapers

paper hull
#

He doesn't realize me and my wife are married infact we've purposely kept it from him because we find it hilarious he hasnt figured it out

#

To the point company dinners happen and he sits us on each side of him because we are the only females In the fucking company

surreal mirage
#

Crazy

onyx igloo
#

lmao

toxic relic
#

dude

toxic relic
paper hull
#

That's hilarious

toxic relic
#

its happened to me and my bf

paper hull
#

I love that

onyx igloo
#

it just took me a second to realize and i just said oh ok

toxic relic
#

i think people assume when 2 men are close they must be siblings

paper hull
#

Lean into it tbh and be like yeah he's my brother then kiss

toxic relic
#

we dont even look alike

onyx igloo
#

well to be fair they depicted them growing up together

karmic jetty
onyx igloo
#

And they looked similar

toxic relic
#

sure bro

#

pissking wiwiw

karmic jetty
#

me and who

#

pensive emote

toxic relic
#

smoke emote

onyx igloo
#

piss emote

surreal mirage
#

Steamhappy

toxic relic
#

glorping emote

onyx igloo
#

aggressive piss

karmic jetty
#

look what i found

surreal mirage
#

Gotag

karmic jetty
#

ill be using this from now on

toxic relic
#

barry emote

onyx igloo
#

i thought it was Barry, 63

#

emote

toxic relic
#

pint emote

#

shorthand brother

karmic jetty
#

only been an hour

paper hull
onyx igloo
#

i could outrun you to go shit though

karmic jetty
#

@surreal mirage

onyx igloo
#

the only time i have to shit is when i really fucking have to shit lmao

paper hull
#

i was a hella fast runner

#

now not so much

#

i got guppy noodle womp womp legs

runic vault
#

hello friends! I have been playing wolf extraction pack with my kids, and its really cool, any other "missons" based mods that you may suggest?

surreal mirage
paper hull
#

@paper hull

toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

pisser i hardly knower'

karmic jetty
surreal mirage
#

Pissler

onyx igloo
#

what do you guys think about no im not a human

surreal mirage
#

You're not a human?

onyx igloo
paper hull
#

im a fuckin piece of shittttt

surreal mirage
#

Did you eat 3 people

onyx igloo
#

no comment

quasi slate
onyx igloo
#

idk about you but the first time i saw gameplay of "No, I'm not a human." i immediately trusted the alcoholic in the beginning

#

the rude tall guy just seemed tired to me

toxic relic
#

they could be human

#

if you were made up of human does that not mean you're human

paper hull
#

i eat a pickle

half kettle
#

Im actually a poor judge of character so everyone is welcome in my home

#

regardless of your physical deformities

onyx igloo
#

honestly

paper hull
#

wow thanks i say as i lug my five bloated legs through ur hallway

#

thats so nice of u

onyx igloo
paper hull
#

im finna funna fanka fabba

rain mango
#

finally ive reached the class chapter in java book

#

now i can be classist

paper hull
#

im a butt fiend

tall glen
#

I waketh

rain mango
tall glen
#

had a dream I woke up in a weird place

#

Canada,

#

except nobody spoke the english

#

and I was there illegally

quasi slate
#

you woke up in quebec

paper hull
#

hmm

#

i commit death

#

and reroll spawn

tall glen
#

everyone was polite, until they realized I was American

mellow dawn
paper hull
#

then they kissed you

toxic relic
#

dude why the fuck is zo playing roblox

paper hull
#

because zo is a child

#

leave them be

rain mango
tall glen
#

I was pursued by the police

#

I fled,

mellow dawn
#

good

#

acab

tall glen
#

broke into an abandoned house

#

found a map of the world, it wasnt earth

paper hull
#

i got peas on my head

#

but dont call me a pee head

#

bruce lee on my head

#

but dont call me a lee head

surreal mirage
#

Ligma

rain mango
#

tru

tall glen
#

well it was earth, but it was just Canada as a continent, and nothing else

tall glen
#

I fled into the mountains in fear

#

to live my life alone

paper hull
#

the real dream is living on moms couch at 30

tall glen
#

I wish

toxic hawk
#

Why he held himself by the butt

rain mango
#

no idea

#

i also skipped it

onyx igloo
quasi slate
#

@toxic hawk did you know during the pocky season clear and fail do pocky kiss

karmic jetty
quasi slate
#

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karmic jetty
#

no thanks

paper hull
#

remember puffpals or whatever

#

still aughing

strange spruce
#

@lyric galleon am glad i moved to goob something actually fuckin happened

terse drum
#

h

tall glen
paper hull
#

i

karmic jetty
#

j

tall glen
#

how to fly,

terse drum
#

is there a known place for commisioning mods

#

or maps

tall glen
#

just grab your butt, and lift yourself into the sky

#

easy mode

#

even zozo can do it

paper hull
#

and then you get flooded by like 100+ artists

#

and like 40 of them are scammers

#

im not joking

drifting mortar
#

yo guys is instantgaming affidable?

rain mango
#

is tru im the scam surveinllance bot

terse drum
paper hull
#

some are real

#

most are bots

terse drum
#

Wow thats crazy

tall glen
#

I am willing to pay 2 dollars canadian for a decent small mod

paper hull
#

bro

paper hull
#

i posted a commision 3 years ago

#

im still getting spam

#

from it

#

and auto adds from bots

terse drum
#

so how can i ask for one?

#

is there anyone known?

paper hull
#

i honestly have no idea i just sort of asked in the pz chat

tall glen
#

I may be overpaying

paper hull
#

then someone took it and dumped it on another server

terse drum
#

hm

tall glen
#

am going back to bed to my weird isekai dreams

paper hull
#

b-baka cant belive my d-dad died..this is just like one of my animes >.<

terse drum
#

shit i cant even pay for a mod without risks

paper hull
#

yeah

#

welcome to the new age

#

isnt it great

tall glen
#

I hit some kids with my truck and woke up in a fantasy world

terse drum
#

reminds me of purchasing beamng mods on random sites

rain mango
paper hull
#

i know

#

i work for one

#

😎

tall glen
#

evil

#

evuhl

paper hull
#

yep

#

but i dont give a shit

paper hull
#

im here to rip this world for everything it has to offer

#

not debate the ethics of what im doing lmao

#

thats how i end up with nothing

#

me being the martyr of goodness in the world dying alone in a 4x4 room with no friends of starvation

rain mango
#

why houses

paper hull
#

its ok tho i died for what i believe in¬!!!!

rain mango
#

the turnover just seems unachievable

paper hull
#

It doesnt matter

#

the market is volatile enough that the turnover can be skewed in ur favor

#

by the time u start investment the company ur doing it through has already changed hands 4 times

rain mango
#

tru

#

kick the snowball down a mountain

#

towards the houses u bought

paper hull
#

pretty much the entire building sector is chinese owned

#

imma give u some advice buddy

toxic hawk
quasi slate
onyx igloo
#

what the hell is pocky season

paper hull
#

china buys out hundreds of these building firms almost daily. im not joking they change hands and sail on their markets so often that its pretty much impossible to judge new investment right

quasi slate
#

clear and fail share one stick until their lips touch

onyx igloo
#

mmm yes... consume the sticks of wafer....

paper hull
#

but heres the kicker every single one that changes hands then gets new cash flow dump investments

toxic hawk
paper hull
#

its literally a pyramid scheme

#

waiting for u to place urself in the middle of it

rain mango
#

i dont doubt it

toxic hawk
#

I wanna comission art of malenia cranking that Soulja boy

paper hull
#

the trick comes from pulling out before it changes hands to another party just before cash injection

#

then reapplying post cash injection to take the upswing

#

rinse repeate

#

free real estate

#

thats how i got a house by 30 years old

rain mango
#

yayi got a blue cat

paper hull
#

thank me later

tall glen
#

I'll just send you my money evyl and you invest it

rain mango
paper hull
#

U dont want me to invest for u because im a sociopath and ill use ur money to make me money

tall glen
#

thats fine

#

I'll take interest

toxic hawk
rain mango
paper hull
#

everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

quasi slate
#

new skins pog

tall glen
#

Cornershop?

toxic hawk
#

Gyro. Gyro. Gyro zepelli. Oooooooo

paper hull
#

bro the new baki is coming too

tall glen
#

in my discord

paper hull
#

we got musashi arc

#

its gonna be fucking peak

tall glen
#

ciao all I sleep

toxic hawk
#

How do people watch that Spiderman. Movie btw

#

The colors and flashing is unbearable

paper hull
#

thats the point

tall glen
#

spooderman

toxic hawk
tall glen
#

seizures

toxic hawk
#

Why

strange spruce
#

thats kinda like asking why people bother with cruelty squad

quasi slate
#

if they make him orange vanoss will get a skin

toxic hawk
paper hull
#

its a love letter to color theory

#

if u dont recognize that idk what to say

#

its an animation made for animators

#

rather than consoomers

#

god forbid

rain mango
#

consoomer can pay subscription

quasi slate
#

is beaitiful

toxic hawk
#

I dont know what color theory is

paper hull
#

thats because u didnt take art college

#

like i said its made for animators and nerds

tall glen
#

I'm like spiderman