general_chat

[surreal mirage]

Exactly

[paper hull]

• fat boy slim

[toxic relic]

kiss dis bro

[surreal mirage]

Rich people are just silly floof

[harsh vault]

i wish i could be a rich bitch

[paper hull]

it doesnt solve much

[toxic relic]

why do you dream of the boot

[surreal mirage]

Don't kiss the ground

[loud pumice]

She wearing the fallout jumpsuit, she's a vault tec experiment

[charred lion]

nobody gets the reference but it was this image a long time ago with the caption "goodbye earthlings, african engineer is going to mars"

[paper hull]

i assure you having money im still very very miserable

[toxic relic]

when you can dream of breaking the boot

[surreal mirage]

Give it to me instead eve

I'll spend it on friendslop

[paper hull]

u want it?

u can have it idc

[charred lion]

yeah you may have money but you're still in england probably

[toxic relic]

echo would lose all the money on r/wallstreetbets

[paper hull]

this shit means nothing to me

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920634556145602572/1433872609279479998/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[loud pumice]

Remember when they hired famous people to cheer up the masses during covid.

[charred lion]

which is pretty shit

[surreal mirage]

I don't gamble fart

[loud pumice]

How horrible of an idea that was

[toxic relic]

investing is gambling bro

[paper hull]

its material shit, things, bullshit to keep my dumb ass clapping and cheering until i suffocate on my own fluid in my lungs

[surreal mirage]

[loud pumice]

You really see how untalented they are

[paper hull]

the fuck do i care about ANY of this shit for

[surreal mirage]

Check your pension fund bro

[charred lion]

i'll take it i just spent £330 on telescope accessories and that was a third of my remaining balance

[toxic relic]

its fucked

[loud pumice]

Just a puppet on strings

[toxic relic]

i already told you bruv

[surreal mirage]

Investing isn't gambling

[toxic relic]

kiwisaver is being slashed to pay for corpo taxcuts

[paper hull]

Your so fucking gay i would have loved to bully you

ugh

shame u wasnt around me growing up

[toxic relic]

wiwiwwawawa 👶

[surreal mirage]

Well, if you invest blindly into one company then yes it's gambling

[floral fiber]

Advanced gamba

[toxic relic]

its gambling

[charred lion]

i got approached at 3am by a big beefy roadman and i asked if he wants to see the moon through the eyepiece and he went giddy and got super excited and thanked me a lot for the opportunity

[surreal mirage]

Investing in an etf, it's not gambling

[toxic relic]

let kids play genshin when theyre young so you can train them for the stock market

[surreal mirage]

Just do your research

[karmic jetty]

i wanna go home

[toxic relic]

you can say that about gambling

because its gambling

[paper hull]

yknow what pek maybe i judged u too hard, maybe we do have alot in common

[surreal mirage]

What

Yeah let me research the fundamentals of a slot machine

[loud pumice]

Aren't they trying to bring back nfts too?

[toxic relic]

just learn how to card count

[surreal mirage]

Nfts are ass

[charred lion]

im getting these accessories to give random passersby the chance to see the moon closeup and possibly to see Jupiter's bands with their own eyes

[karmic jetty]

fartass changed his name again

[charred lion]

perchance

[loud pumice]

They're still trying, I hope they keep failing

[toxic relic]

i will always be mr fartass

[toxic hawk]

Investment is by definition gaming echo

[toxic relic]

or mr fartface

the stock market is gambling

[surreal mirage]

It's not gambling by definition

[toxic hawk]

Gambling not gaming lol

[charred lion]

u see the red bands? the lenses im getting should make those visible

[floral fiber]

Just like healthcare

[charred lion]

i may even be able to see features on a galilean moon

[toxic hawk]

We.be gaming in the industry

[karmic jetty]

what bands what are they playing

[loud pumice]

A lot of us are against nfts, but as soon as it pops off, the masses will shame us for calling it shit. Kinda stupid, that stuff shouldn't exist.

[paper hull]

Roadmen when they find out I play peggle for both teams and they slowly insinuate that it'd be hilarious if it was their turn next

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[charred lion]

Nirvana specifically

[charred lion]

exactly yes

[toxic hawk]

Will you recieve the transplant you need, or will you remain in terminal failure

Spin the wheel

[charred lion]

@karmic jetty but also Journey

[toxic hawk]

Havana oh nana

[paper hull]

I already chose

It's been a good run

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920634556145602572/1433872609279479998/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[loud pumice]

This some chat

[charred lion]

i also just pulled an all nighter to not miss the delivery guy with the accessories and uh well turns out its coming tomorrow not today coz i ordered impulsively at 4am

[loud pumice]

I think burger

[charred lion]

and i read "tomorrow" as monday

[karmic jetty]

hmmm what to order

[surreal mirage]

Burger

[karmic jetty]

always borgor

[loud pumice]

U wah wah uwah

[floral fiber]

Dr Peper

[karmic jetty]

i love borgor but theyre so expensive

[toxic hawk]

Can't run

[paper hull]

About to rip open some Gundam TCG

Wish me luck

[toxic hawk]

No

[paper hull]

Were hoping for God decks

[charred lion]

go supermarket and buy sammich for cheap

[karmic jetty]

im at work

[charred lion]

good skill!

[paper hull]

I'll remember this btw

[charred lion]

where do you work

address please

[loud pumice]

Gamba

[karmic jetty]

what

[charred lion]

address

[karmic jetty]

[charred lion]

chop chop

[karmic jetty]

[charred lion]

check your workplace's mailbox

[loud pumice]

[karmic jetty]

💥

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-pipe-bomb-gif-11987700991386067050

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/catwalk-cat-walking-cat-stupid-cat-stupid-gif-17890202771257819346

[paper hull]

Goodluck

[surreal mirage]

[loud pumice]

Cheers to jaime

🥂

[toxic relic]

what happens in one year

[surreal mirage]

Death

[toxic relic]

whose death

[surreal mirage]

I don't actually know what's going on tbh

[karmic jetty]

i am not in this episode

crashing out rn idk what to order

i could just starve

[loud pumice]

Well Zee got bombed, and Jaime will get disrespected violently in 1 year from now for not wishing Barcode goodluck on a card deck pull.

Evelyn, I just now noticed the name under the serial number

[toxic relic]

barcode more like ballcode

[loud pumice]

🥜

[toxic relic]

bro just pick

its not hard

its food youll eat again later

[floral fiber]

Dr beper

[loud pumice]

Double quarter pounder with bacon and cheese, lettuce, no pickles, no tomato. Large fries and large drink of diet dr pepper

[toxic hawk]

I hate you

[loud pumice]

It's bulking season, winter approaches

[loud pumice]

You must prepare for winter

Think fast

[paper hull]

can you cook zeerol

my wife is a trained chinese chef, worked in house for a long time

i need someone who can cook regular food cuz my wife wants to drown everything in soy sauce and fry it

[floral fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1099405647239467008/togif.gif

[loud pumice]

How very Chinese of her

[graceful dust]

? shes right

[paper hull]

yeah but sometimes u want a bit of

normie slop in ur life

u feel me

[loud pumice]

Yeh

Good comfort food helps a lot

[paper hull]

my wife thinks its a crime to put bread in the fridge

[graceful dust]

i want a wife who drowns everything in soy sauce & fries it

[paper hull]

do you want my wife

[graceful dust]

is she single

[paper hull]

she can be

[karmic jetty]

BIG NO

[loud pumice]

The only bread I put in the fridge is the one with the sweet swirl and occasionally raisins

[karmic jetty]

i cant even fry rice

[paper hull]

wth

[surreal mirage]

The hell

[karmic jetty]

i can boil eg

[paper hull]

ur an awful house husband zee

how u gonna be an egirl now

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

I'm reconsidering hiring you

[karmic jetty]

egril dont cook tupid

i can clean

[paper hull]

uhh yes they do? have u not seen white woman tik tok

they put an entire tray of minced meat

and cover it taco seasoning

[karmic jetty]

i dont use tiktok

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[paper hull]

and thats called exotic cooking

[karmic jetty]

that reminds me

i still havent ordered

[floral fiber]

Borger

[loud pumice]

HURRY UPPP

[karmic jetty]

after much hours ive decided to order borgor again

same one as yesterday

[paper hull]

suck down the greaseball consumer

[charred lion]

dont forget the macaroni and a solid block of cheese not at all mixed

[loud pumice]

I think tomorrow I'll have a quesadilla

Myesss

Yummers

[paper hull]

"were gonna slow cook this for a real authentic cheese pull"

WHAT does this MEAN

😭

[toxic relic]

pull on dis bro

[loud pumice]

What if I krill u

[graceful dust]

ive had the horrible realization lately that my cooking fell off hard & i will prolly only fully recover if i get a gf. hate whatever is going on there

[paper hull]

itd be the first release ive had in years

[toxic relic]

blooballed

[graceful dust]

are u asking what cheese pull means

[karmic jetty]

it is done

[loud pumice]

Hello IBS

Goodbye colon

[paper hull]

we are all lactose intolerant btw

[graceful dust]

that is not a good cheese pull

[paper hull]

its just some are less so than others

the human body isnt meant to digest milk and dairy really into teenage and adulthood

[karmic jetty]

over the past few months ive BUILT tolerance

[paper hull]

we are meant to lose the enzyme to digest it during babyhood

after weaning

[loud pumice]

Evelyn I remember that name, I forgot your og pfp

[paper hull]

i used to go by uhh

RMT

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/vape-resident-evil-resident-gif-9349883463704800787

[paper hull]

u can literally see me in the pinned comments

top right

[karmic jetty]

uppy always forgets

[paper hull]

under "negative aura arc"

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-bread-pizza-cheesy-gif-3874117475690603861

[toxic relic]

uppy probably vapes

and rides an escooter

[loud pumice]

I refure now, I don't take orders from people named evelyn henceforth

[paper hull]

you say that like you had a choice to begin with

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mold-fruit-fruits-bread-strawberry-gif-22267442

[paper hull]

i dont place orders, i demand them

best of luck

[loud pumice]

Tough luck

Time to consume moldy bread

[toxic relic]

moldy bread tastes like socks

[loud pumice]

Zee tell me exactly what you ordered

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920634556145602572/1433872609279479998/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[karmic jetty]

borgor king

[paper hull]

a big slab of beef

[karmic jetty]

a regular cheeseborgor

bcs its the cheapest

[loud pumice]

Just cheese and fries

[paper hull]

ur the cheapest

sorry

that was mean

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/krampus-parade-christmas-festival-beast-man-gif-14632356985946298765

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

nothing cheaper than your mom

[karmic jetty]

wheres my food

[toxic relic]

my stomach

[loud pumice]

A nice cheap burger slaps when you're hungry

[toxic relic]

nah

it tastes like nothing

[charred lion]

vro

[paper hull]

like ur mom

[toxic relic]

makes me mad

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-munch-cat-munching-munching-cute-cat-gif-9856566599987104006

[charred lion]

i had like $2m spare and it all vanished somewhere and i have $160k

[paper hull]

i can say that im a lesbian

[toxic relic]

getting maccas when you're starving

[charred lion]

same

[toxic relic]

ok drake

[charred lion]

in ksp

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-bite-hamburger-gif-26711880

[paper hull]

drake the kinda dude to listen to my plight about how hard it is being a lesbian and turn around and go "same boo"

[toxic relic]

he did that

in a song

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[paper hull]

drake the kinda guy to talk for a minority that doesnt even know he exists

drake the kinda dude to turn up in the UK and hear 2 roadmen have an argument and go "yeah thats basically me now"

drake the kinda guy waiting for the last of a race to die so he can hop on its corpse and proclaim himself its last survivor

[charred lion]

i mean i can SAY im a lesbian

[karmic jetty]

i wanna go home chat

[charred lion]

id be lying

but i can SAY it

[loud pumice]

Soon

[karmic jetty]

4 more hrs

[loud pumice]

You'll make it through

Think about burger

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920634556145602572/1433872609279479998/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[karmic jetty]

jobseeking is such a draggg

[paper hull]

ok so survey place right old abandoned wood mill

open curing shed

[surreal mirage]

Job market is ass

[paper hull]

find a plethora of nanmu wood

at least $400k worth

what do i do

[karmic jetty]

why cant i just stand around be gongeous and get paid 20 grand

susiety

[toxic relic]

job market saggy ass

[surreal mirage]

Real

Zeerol that 20 grand has dropped to 19,500 due to inflation

[karmic jetty]

pyrocynical

[paper hull]

i did this for the first 20 years of my life

then i got too old

and became used goods

[toxic relic]

🤔

shouldnt it go up

[karmic jetty]

im still minted in the box

[paper hull]

how much to rip you open

[karmic jetty]

why would u do that

[surreal mirage]

Only if it increases in line with inflation. The nominal value would increase but the real value would remain the same

[paper hull]

i was born to break things zeerol

its kind of my thing

[stone meadow]

at work thinkin about playing rdr2

[karmic jetty]

waow...

[charred lion]

i remember that time a sonic game caused inflation

[surreal mirage]

[stone meadow]

i snapped 2 taps now I feel useless

[karmic jetty]

[paper hull]

i hate this i hate this comment i hate you

[toxic relic]

you should look it up

[charred lion]

Would you be interested in the search query to find out more, perchance?

[surreal mirage]

Sonic inflation is real

[loud pumice]

Oh ohhhh

[charred lion]

very true echo

[loud pumice]

Don't say that

[charred lion]

you should google it

[surreal mirage]

It partially caused the 2008 financial crisis

[loud pumice]

STOP

[charred lion]

google it uppy

google it

[toxic relic]

just look at sonics prices of course sonic inflation is real

[charred lion]

ofc

[loud pumice]

Evelyn kill pek2gn

[paper hull]

Google has no idea how to market towards lesbians im convinced

[charred lion]

right after you google it

[paper hull]

i just get ads for random bullshit

[charred lion]

uppy dont make me bring up the waffle

[karmic jetty]

wonder what my ads would show

[paper hull]

got an ad for male incontinence pills

[karmic jetty]

lemme open a shopping app rq

[charred lion]

my amazon is recommending me chinese pork strips and vacuum cleaners

[surreal mirage]

I get pregnancy test ads sometimes

[toxic relic]

i got an ad for cialis once after going to the doctor for a prostate exam

[charred lion]

latiao

[toxic relic]

made me feel like they knew

[karmic jetty]

beauty products and computer parts

[surreal mirage]

Surveillance capitalism man

[toxic relic]

fr bro

[paper hull]

are u guys prepared for Y2K?

[charred lion]

spicy pork snack
"vegan"

[surreal mirage]

Shit is so ass and scary

[charred lion]

im ready for Y3K

[half kettle]

whats a Y2K

[surreal mirage]

I remember talking to someone about humidifiers and then getting ads for them shortly after

[charred lion]

youngling

younger

youngin

yute

[karmic jetty]

was it me

[paper hull]

found the youngling

[half kettle]

huh

[surreal mirage]

No it was in person

[karmic jetty]

my dehumidifier broke

[toxic relic]

my data being packaged and sold

[toxic hawk]

Sane

[surreal mirage]

This was a few years ago

[toxic hawk]

Same

[charred lion]

🤫

[surreal mirage]

Are you preggers jaime

[half kettle]

why dont you guys just disable ads

?

[surreal mirage]

You cant

[toxic relic]

ublock origin

[paper hull]

lets all be pregnant

together

[charred lion]

🫃

[surreal mirage]

You can only disable personalisation

Woah woah

[karmic jetty]

was that hyperpreggers

[charred lion]

no

[half kettle]

triplets

[charred lion]

why do you know the emoji's exact name

[toxic relic]

pregger i hardly knower

[karmic jetty]

we all know

[toxic relic]

[charred lion]

zozo are you hungary's prime minister? (mpreg)

[paper hull]

You are too weak to impregnate anyone

[karmic jetty]

what

[paper hull]

my ovaries are as hard as diamonds

[half kettle]

go to a doctor

[toxic relic]

huh

sounds like kidney stones

[charred lion]

oh its a running joke i have with some people to the point where i almost commissioned an artist to draw the prime minister of hungary mpreg

[karmic jetty]

cobblestone generator

[toxic relic]

they look like those pebbles in fish tanks

[paper hull]

hahaha a male cant be pregnant!!!

thats hilarious

[charred lion]

eve i feel like you would approve

[karmic jetty]

why hungary lmao

[charred lion]

i was gonna turn it into a barotrauma poster

and hang it up in my workshop subs

[toxic relic]

because you're starving

you havent eaten

[karmic jetty]

ur right i am

[charred lion]

eat something

[karmic jetty]

i havent eaten since lunch

we gon starve

[paper hull]

i have a photo of me in drama class delivering a "baby" and its just me giving two thumbs up while this fake baby hangs by its umbilical cord around my neck

[toxic relic]

call my stomach budapest because its the capital of hungary

third time ive said that

[surreal mirage]

It's bulking season zeerol

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-walter-white-walter-white-absolute-cinema-white-walter-absolute-gif-10929974052418095046

[karmic jetty]

bulking is a priviledge for the 1%

im merely surviving

[charred lion]

eat a neighbour's dog every morning

[karmic jetty]

[charred lion]

new day new neighbour dog

[toxic relic]

what

[paper hull]

why would i want to be some big slab beef cake im a literal artist

[toxic hawk]

A man cannot get pregnant im afraid

[charred lion]

gotta bulk somehow

[toxic hawk]

Not currently

[paper hull]

this guy yeah with hammers

[charred lion]

actually they solved it already

[toxic relic]

bulk of deez nuts in your mouth

[surreal mirage]

Nuts are high in protein fart, tread carefully

[charred lion]

@karmic jetty eat this guy for bulking season we wont miss him

[karmic jetty]

woah

[paper hull]

FTM doesnt exist apparently

[toxic hawk]

Teaticles are yummy when cooked

[charred lion]

rocky mountain oysters

[toxic relic]

so you're saying he's gonna eat deez nuts

[toxic hawk]

Wait no sorry I misspoke

[paper hull]

i feel sorry for FTM people more so than us lesbians

they just get forgot about

not even hated

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-chinese-egg-man-chinese-guy-eats-raw-eggs-raw-eggs-raw-eggs-chug-gif-19458097

[paper hull]

because they are simply forgotten

[toxic hawk]

I meant cis males. Sorry that is my bad

[charred lion]

nah you've been unwoked you're sleeping pal woke up and smell the pronouns

[karmic jetty]

wheres the part where he vomits

[charred lion]

you're banned from new york city pal

[surreal mirage]

Devour even

[paper hull]

I love my FTM allies

[surreal mirage]

Projectile eggs

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/eggs-glitch-infinite-infinite-egg-egg-glitch-gif-10884694517553481964

[surreal mirage]

Oh no

[toxic hawk]

What do rpnouns smell like

[karmic jetty]

rise and shine dr wokeman

[proud wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-gif-8364471871505785571

[karmic jetty]

third time the charm gmoon

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[toxic relic]

why so queerious, im the woker baby

[toxic hawk]

We got a gender spectrum to burn

[charred lion]

have you ever been to a gas station

[toxic hawk]

Yes

[proud wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-gif-8364471871505785571

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-triple-embed-fail-gif-27612196

[toxic relic]

wonder when bros gonna figure it out

[charred lion]

imagine gas station sushi with like a couple droplets of gasoline and 7 petals of basil

[karmic jetty]

i dont think they care

[toxic relic]

care about deez nuts

[charred lion]

@proud wadi do it again

it'll work this time i swear

[paper hull]

imagine a sort of gas you could take with you

a gas 2 go per say

[charred lion]

fly high 🕊️ 🥀

[proud wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-gif-8364471871505785571

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-quadruple-embed-fail-gif-27612249

[surreal mirage]

Try one more time

[proud wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/hector-poopie-gif-26561916

[karmic jetty]

what even is the gif

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-quintuple-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-gif-16073866842344496833

[paper hull]

free gas

[karmic jetty]

ipgrabber

[toxic relic]

its funny

[charred lion]

i got 2 more embed failures left in the chamber

keep going

[karmic jetty]

embed failure refractory... a growing epidemic

[charred lion]

y'eor'e m'orm

[toxic hawk]

Are we also wrestling alligators in the sewers

[charred lion]

@proud wadi again

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gus-fring-breaking-bad-gustavo-embed-fail-gif-21161041

[proud wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-gif-8364471871505785571

[charred lion]

nah not yet but there is like a heaviness in the air that implies future wrestling

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/sextuple-embed-fail-embed-fail-discord-gif-14980486448850152614

[proud wadi]

woah

[karmic jetty]

stahp hes already ded

[proud wadi]

woah

woah

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/vape-vaping-chicken-toy-smoke-gif-10886806

[karmic jetty]

my borgor is otw

[charred lion]

wait fuck there is no septuple embed fail

[charred lion]

otw more like otag

[karmic jetty]

perhaps ill watch batman

[charred lion]

[toxic hawk]

There is a.squad of FtM individuals outside my home carrying out a hit

I messed up

Hel

[toxic relic]

madmen season 6

[karmic jetty]

new glorb song is fire

[toxic relic]

is it?

[charred lion]

force task mobile incoming

[toxic hawk]

I have been shot in the shoulder and abdomen

Send help

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/mtf-beta7-scp-gif-23798851

[charred lion]

the Woke Brigade is here

there is nothing we can do

[toxic hawk]

Im sorry for being do queerious

[charred lion]

they'll save u on their own dw

they'll give you a soy alternative for IV fluids though

[toxic relic]

if soy is woke juice does that mean everyone is woke

cause soy is in almost every food product

[charred lion]

not in my food product

i grow my pork on a tree myself

[toxic relic]

do you suck milk directly from the teet

[charred lion]

i eat exclusively monkey biscuits and pork from the tree

[charred lion]

no i photosynthesise

[toxic relic]

are you green

[half kettle]

hes not green

[charred lion]

im red

[toxic relic]

🤔 do you photosynthesise well

[paper hull]

planet based estrogens are very hard for your body to absorb as they come in the form of phytoestrogens, youd need an incredibly high intake for it to have any noticeable effects on you

[karmic jetty]

MY BORGOR IS HERE!!!!

[paper hull]

the soy causes estrogen myth is marred in anti LGBT rheteric

[karmic jetty]

time for batman

[toxic relic]

is that the ccky want boing boing guy

[charred lion]

yes actually

[toxic relic]

HAHAHA

i say that a lot

[paper hull]

infact consuming too much can block your bodys natual estrogen production

it can infact make your balance worse

and in favor of testosterone

[toxic hawk]

They have spared me. It was just a warning

[livid notch]

I cast .50 cal shot at your balls

[charred lion]

i read testosterone as the living tombstone

https://youtu.be/gk-aCL6eyGc

[paper hull]

i remember doing extensive research because this myth was perpetrated in the trans community and i knew a trans girl who was consuming mass amounts of soy in hopes it would be a natural replacement for HRT

but it infact did the complete opposite

due to it naturally blocked the bodies ability to produce natural estrogen

[charred lion]

so basically i need to eat loads of soy to repress my homosexual tendencies and make myself enjoy chopping wood more and working on cars

[charred lion]

im so glad it's all ironic because holy shit

[toxic relic]

real

[paper hull]

fat boy slim

[charred lion]

fatman scoop

[paper hull]

walk the plank

[charred lion]

aargh

[paper hull]

oh oh oh

https://tenor.com/x0eB.gif

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/fatman-scoop-stay-faithful-headphones-big-head-shout-gif-16712821

[paper hull]

absolute childhood classic

[charred lion]

real

[paper hull]

dude literally screams

WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

[charred lion]

clankers could never replicate the Be Faithful music video

peak human art and culture

[paper hull]

that and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc&list

holy fuck

something about cursed 3D UK music videos man

bro DJ luck and MC neat are STILL touring

[charred lion]

actual fever dream

[paper hull]

those guys are like 60 years old now

[toxic relic]

not as old as your mom

no

[paper hull]

my mum is 53

close

[charred lion]

y'eor'eroe' m'u'rm

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/based-based-shitpost-based-meme-shitpost-memes-based-shitpost-memes-gif-21150856

[paper hull]

pek do u remmeber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4uy0_ZltXU&list

u couldnt escape it

every girl had this on her phone

[paper hull]

and blasted it at max volume

me and the girls in the bathroom banging T2 and Platinum

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[ivory grail]

This whole night I just watch it snow

There like an inch of snow outside

[paper hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ISFaTflRU&list oh my god

u guys have no idea how old i am

this was my childhood

[toxic relic]

bigger than your

how do i remove the font thing

can i not have a custom name

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-tf2-team-fortress-2-medic-tf2-gif-18439218290232455731

[paper hull]

get discucked

[livid notch]

I found a way to cope as a medic, I just blame it on my teammates for having skill issues

[paper hull]

you should play tf2 with me sometime

[paper hull]

i carry entire teams

[toxic hawk]

Do not play tf2 with her

[livid notch]

I kritz pocket

[paper hull]

i play a disgusting soldier

literal frag movies on youtube

[livid notch]

I play medic and miss 5 crossbow shots in row on a brass beast heavy

That's why I like using the quick fix more often than not

[paper hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDTQXPEyw_o&feature=youtu.be probably UMG'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkYqjyMIiQQ

used to do high stakes MGE

made ALOT of money from selling unusuals i won through baiting people to 1v1 me

if u ever wanna make a living off a video game hit me up

i got all kinda advice to shove down ur gullet

[toxic hawk]

Thr only sure way to make money off vidya is to get lucky

[onyx yarrow]

I mean that is true for a lot of things

[toxic relic]

luck is the name of my billionaire father

[rough thunder]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[karmic jetty]

finished episode 4

they really wanna capture batman in this one

[toxic relic]

peak

dude the ending is blooballs

[karmic jetty]

firebug was interesting

wdym

[sour gull]

its true...

[toxic relic]

ending of the series

or season

youll see

[loud pumice]

Can I have a coco puff?

[karmic jetty]

im only episode 4 bruh

too soon

[karmic jetty]

no

[loud pumice]

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk cute fat fuck

[surreal mirage]

Why are you calling jaime a cute fat fuck

[quasi slate]

no

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

bro that thing looks fucked

what is that

a cat?

[surreal mirage]

A very concerned cat

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

Cuz im cute

And my generosity fat as fucj

[toxic hawk]

Cutie pie

[karmic jetty]

w*eebs

[loud pumice]

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

My friend keeps telling me to listen to Johnny because he has good intuition about people

[loud pumice]

Did you know Nolan saved the lands between jaime?

[toxic hawk]

Who the heck is nolan

[loud pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345252112455700552/1437143650600747108/1245620_20251109181347_1.png?ex=6912d493&is=69118313&hm=b97d8a0adbde9238a099d2284bfdea1799ee16e58868033539d41d440a9f3f25&

[quasi slate]

Omniman

[karmic jetty]

squidward

[toxic relic]

where does his dong go

[loud pumice]

[karmic jetty]

🐕‍🦺

[toxic relic]

if he has 4 legs where is his dong

[karmic jetty]

why are u assuming he has one dong

[surreal mirage]

Nolan doesn't have one

[toxic relic]

🤔

does he have multiple dongs

[loud pumice]

The omnipotent man

[karmic jetty]

he could be dual wielding

[toxic relic]

does that mean he has 2 bladders

piss akimbo

[karmic jetty]

just one big bladder

[toxic relic]

and a urethra like a usb splitter

wait

does that mean he can release out of both dongs

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-tf2-team-fortress-2-meme-tongue-out-gif-14185572387340663237

[toxic relic]

can he...

[livid notch]

Is one of the advice to quit maining medic

[toxic relic]

holy shit

[karmic jetty]

[quasi slate]

zozo theres a new free orbs quest

do you want it

[karmic jetty]

wat

[quasi slate]

more balls

[karmic jetty]

does it entail installing malware

[quasi slate]

no just 30 sec ad

https://discord.com/quests/1435777559475257428

[karmic jetty]

i cant see on mobile so later

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/timeline-doctor-strange-benedict-cumberbatch-future-infinity-war-gif-11789036

doctor strange telling me to buy a console for my 40 year old son

[toxic relic]

its real

[quasi slate]

40 is young

[toxic relic]

the 2 penis

its a real thing

[icy vigil]

what about 3 penis

[covert widget]

the fated 0.5 penis

[livid notch]

What I learnt from buying a console is I wished I saved up money to upgrade my pc

[toxic relic]

maybe

its very illuminating

[surreal mirage]

Insane degen chat convo

[toxic relic]

the 2 penis isnt as simple as i thought it would be

[raw rock]

What the fuck

[surreal mirage]

He doesn't have one

[toxic relic]

nolan?

[surreal mirage]

Yes

[toxic relic]

how does he go pee

[surreal mirage]

He doesn't

He's only there to kill gods

[toxic relic]

does he have a butthole

[surreal mirage]

No

[toxic relic]

why does he have a mouth

[surreal mirage]

To grunt

[toxic relic]

he doesnt need a GI tract

does he have a stomach

[ivory grail]

Oh god fartface has evolved again

[surreal mirage]

No

[toxic hawk]

🐈

[surreal mirage]

He doesn't eat or drink

[toxic relic]

im a man of change

[surreal mirage]

The health potions get absorbed magically

[toxic relic]

does he have an ass

or is it just leg

[surreal mirage]

He has glutes

[toxic relic]

for sitting?

[surreal mirage]

Nolan is a very muscular man

I maxxed out his physical stats

[toxic relic]

why does he have an ass

and a mouth

but no schlong or bumhole

[surreal mirage]

Ass as in glutes

[toxic relic]

yes

[surreal mirage]

Mouth is for grunting

[toxic relic]

vocal cords

he doesnt need lips

[surreal mirage]

No internal organs tho, it's just muscle

[toxic relic]

does he have a brain

[surreal mirage]

Pure muscle and willpower

No, i control him he doesn't need one

[bronze moat]

@toxic hawk Fun With Burnice!

[toxic relic]

what happens when you stop playing

[surreal mirage]

To him he doesn't notice me logging off

It's like going into a coma and waking up

Unless he's got some secret family somewhere that i don't know about

[quasi slate]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tFnmqUSTKD4?si=VQvlPyW7O1A6TwE3 @karmic jetty KR Dub is finally coming to trickcal no more personality mismanagement december 4th

[toxic relic]

his dad?

is his dad like him

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

doesnt look as good without the beard

[surreal mirage]

His dad skipped the moustache genetics

[surreal mirage]

This is Nolans cousin Lan

[toxic relic]

wait

if he has no internals how does he grunt

you need vocal cords

[surreal mirage]

Game code and voice recordings

[quasi slate]

my mouth has glutes

[surreal mirage]

Nolan is pure muscle

Just muscle, not even bones

[toxic relic]

so now we're breaking the meta

[karmic jetty]

why is time moving so slow

[surreal mirage]

I clicked on 0.75x speed sorry zoz

[karmic jetty]

put it on times 2 bruh

[toxic relic]

zo whats the worst call youve gotten

[karmic jetty]

hmmm

i usually just forget

wdym worst

id say the chiken lady

[surreal mirage]

Huh

[toxic relic]

tell us

[karmic jetty]

it was a midnight shift and i got a call from an arab lady who insisted to have police come

to the hotel

allll bcs chiken wasnt in the reservation menu

[toxic relic]

bruh

entitled

[surreal mirage]

Some people are insane

Entitled and dumb af

[karmic jetty]

midnights does that

[toxic relic]

erhm

its midnight rn

dude why is there a spongebob promotion

[surreal mirage]

[rain mango]

would

[rain mango]

missing a head

[icy vigil]

Nothing ever happens

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[rain mango]

1/8 of a happening still isnt a happening sadge

[sudden star]

is there a roadmap at all, I know it's been a long time, but is it relevant? Someone wrote that Warsaw will be added, is it true?

[toxic relic]

what

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lorax-leaving-lorax-the-lorax-leaving-meme-gif-7714964267197279021

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/zomboid-how-you-died-died-dead-gif-7858736700397867959

[surreal mirage]

Bit of traffic but overall not too bad

[rain mango]

[surreal mirage]

Oh you meant game roadmap mb

[rain mango]

[toxic relic]

whats the bike map look like

[surreal mirage]

Pretty dire as expected from an American city

[rain mango]

[toxic relic]

the transit is worse

[surreal mirage]

They can't even get driving right lmao

[toxic relic]

real

why dont people use the satellite coverage

[sudden star]

Yes, she. I couldn't upload the image.

[surreal mirage]

Satellite coverage gets a bit overwhelming when looking for roads and paths

[toxic relic]

fair

[surreal mirage]

Otherwise i do have it on

[toxic relic]

🤔 oh this is a bit bro

[maiden nymph]

yo chat

[toxic relic]

fair mate fair, i like to see the terrain and shit

[half kettle]

omg roadmap updated

[maiden nymph]

I can’t fit into my suit anymore lmao

which is a good thing because my back and shoulders got too big

it’s a bad thing because this suit kinda cost a bit

[toxic relic]

you can get it tailored

[rain mango]

u got that phat ahh

[maiden nymph]

Well yes but still

very inconvenient

[toxic relic]

fair

[maiden nymph]

Anyhow I’m just happy my lats seriously picked up some muscle

and my mid and rear delts

[rain mango]

hope u dont get stretch marks

[toxic relic]

stretch dis bro

[deep ginkgo]

hello, where can i find the pz official wiki

[rain mango]

https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Project_Zomboid_Wiki

[deep ginkgo]

thank you!

[rain mango]

this is the official one

[maiden nymph]

stretch marks are a mark of pride

And hard work

I also have stretch marks on my inner thighs even though I’ve trained adductors a total of like 4 times in my entire life, all months away from each other

[rain mango]

eh 50/50

[maiden nymph]

physique of the strongest

[rain mango]

i have them on my pecs

[outer kernel]

When is b42 multiplayer coming out

[maiden nymph]

unironically my ideal physique

[maiden nymph]

never, they abandoned development

we got rugpulled by TIS

[outer kernel]

Liar

I hate liars

[rain mango]

devs are not neet anymore

[maiden nymph]

and I dislike people who don’t read any sort of devblog before being a nuisance online

but here we are

[outer kernel]

So they actually left the game

It’s the end for project zomboid

[rain mango]

albeit 80% of server chat is 'mp wen' posting

thats a little harsh

circular

[maiden nymph]

No I mean they said there’s no real projected release date for b42 mp

[maiden nymph]

ok but is it wrong

[rain mango]

kinda ignorant

[maiden nymph]

I’m pretty sure they say “we don’t know when b42 mp will be ready” in literally every single major devblog

Ever since b42 beta was even announced

[outer kernel]

Ok

[maiden nymph]

Zamn how much do you bench

[outer kernel]

I hope they do Project zomboid in VR

[young kelp]

that ain't gonna work

mobile is much more likely gonna happen than VR pz

[maiden nymph]

Tbh mobile specs go insane these days

Just the fact that PZ has a billion controls to bind

So I have no idea how they’ll do the UI without making it awfully cluttered

[young kelp]

the screen will be 90% UI lmao

so many controls

[maiden nymph]

you got movement, attack, stance change, crafting, inventory, storage, hp, building, placement/pickup/modify, context menu and character menu

[onyx yarrow]

or they will need some sort of AI for contextual clue

[maiden nymph]

it’ll actually be awful

Also attack indicator

[young kelp]

could make it so that everything combat related is always shown, but buttons for things like pick/place furniture and building will be stored in a different button that holds the other non-combat important buttons

[pure flax]

If I have Claustrophobic, will I get panic if going inside a self-made room in the open area? (Just maybe 3x3 wooden wall with roof)

[maiden nymph]

512gb is more than enough to store even giga modded ultra late game saves and 16gb of ram is formidable

just the fact that PZ is just way too complicated

[young kelp]

yes

also breaking down walls of houses

[rain mango]

korean mobile games are a nightmare

[young kelp]

does not make it more open

[maiden nymph]

healing and eating in combat would be a nightmare I fear

[rain mango]

ui wise

[young kelp]

the houses insides are coded in a weird way

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-white-burnice-edit-burnice-white-zzz-zzz-burnice-white-slide-hug-gif-9273063335591603675

[toxic relic]

if a house is a body what is its butt

[maiden nymph]

Garage

[toxic relic]

is the furniture its guts?

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-tf2-teamfortress-heart-love-gif-16570828310076506444

[toxic relic]

🤔

[young kelp]

pipes

every house with a pipe

[toxic relic]

are the cars entering and exiting the house poop

[young kelp]

is actually just a single entity

[maiden nymph]

rearrange its guts

[young kelp]

all of them are branches connected to one pipe

like that one forest

made up of like only a single tree

[toxic relic]

whats the trunk of the pipe

[young kelp]

the walls

the pipes are roots

[toxic relic]

whats the fruit of the tree

[young kelp]

humans... No wait we're the birds?

[maiden nymph]

also @rain mango I gotta know your bench now

[toxic relic]

birds are better analogy

[maiden nymph]

Stretch marks on chest is actually insane work

[stone meadow]

the back entrance

[toxic relic]

what if you live in an apartment

[stone meadow]

then its not a house

smh

[toxic relic]

bruh

[half kettle]

its an amalgamation of houses

[stone meadow]

nah more like a big house with lots of big rooms with smaller rooms in em

since its one building

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-what-i-just-read-gif-20766315

[maiden nymph]

sobbers

oh wait no my minds in the gutter

sorry frog carry on

[stone meadow]

https://youtu.be/15gsVRYpJt4

That's an apartment, not a house
You cannot call an apartment a housе
When I'm in your apartment, I feel claustrophobic
Your apartment look like a jail cell
How your kitchen next to your toilet?
How your bed next to your kitchen?
That's not a living room, you not living

[toxic relic]

single family homes are stupid

a big building with a bunch of rooms no one uses cause we're all jorking to videos in our rooms in the dark

[toxic hawk]

Her brother

[ivory grail]

I can't see shit

[stone meadow]

i thought thats a wave

[velvet pebble]

They're good, but for big families

Not just mom-dad-me

[ivory grail]

This is peak coziness

[quasi slate]

Imagine a cop hid behind the bushes and pulled u over for pulling out yo phone behind the wheel

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-dark-souls-hollow-why-sad-gif-21913222

I'm trying not to get jealous of people having snow

I haven't seen such thing in 2 years

[ivory grail]

I just crash into him saying I thought you were a deer

[open eagle]

Uhhhh are you underwater?? LMAO

[ivory grail]

The inside was frozen

[open eagle]

Oh damn yeah

[icy vigil]

Peanits

[quasi slate]

Notjoshua pls

[icy vigil]

Mofker

Gt

[onyx yarrow]

Just the description of this game makes me tear up
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2102040/My_Little_Puppy/

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Then one day, a…

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[sacred schooner]

that's actually great image quality, and a nice view

[junior vale]

Lovely weather out there

Its not snowing here yet, but all the trees are finally dead :)

[subtle shoal]

time to ""improve"" my code

[radiant lake]

[subtle shoal]

oh fuck yeah

[tawdry salmon]

nerd

[subtle shoal]

oh so much better*

maybe

idk

[plush cobalt]

Python if it were evil

[sacred schooner]

if the amount after a transaction is bellow the minimum, it should not return the amount to the minimum and instead return it to what it was before the transaction

[plush cobalt]

Idk what this language is at a glance, which is odd because usually I'm able to

What is it

[subtle shoal]

gdscript

for godot

[plush cobalt]

Ah, DSL

That would explain it

[sacred schooner]

otherwise you'd be greedy company taking away broke people's vbucks

if anything, it should verify the transaction itself can be done before doing it

[quasi slate]

atleast you dont have to write scripts inside json files

[plush cobalt]

I've once observed SQL queries & stored procedures that were kept inside XML files

This was at a large company

[toxic hawk]

Guess my decision

[livid notch]

Danny

[toxic hawk]

Correct, why tf did old buddy dump cement in her pool lmao

[livid notch]

They got a grudge against each other

[subtle shoal]

ere we go

[toxic hawk]

Felt bad doing this but, Not a lot of doctors in Dogtown, couldnt let her kill him

[livid notch]

She is a scav bruv

Fym feel bad

[toxic hawk]

She seemed to be kid compared to your everyday scav

kind*

thats all i meant

but yeah, good for her to taste some of her own medecine

[sacred schooner]

👍

[toxic hawk]

BTW, hop on vc ?
Might do elden ring

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/man-chainsaw-chainsawman-csm-what-gif-523642207999463732

[harsh vault]

scav? like tarkov?

[subtle shoal]

i like learning gdscript

[harsh vault]

:3

[livid notch]

Bro fell for the "she is a kid" trick

[subtle shoal]

it sometimes kicks my ass but I power through

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-reacions-gif-1469607253914926417

[livid notch]

'kay

[toxic hawk]

nice

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-mcdonalds-fastfood-fries-gif-7731132228074888605

[subtle shoal]

our summer job vro

[rancid moat]

I have a genuine pz mod question, what is the military base near riverside called? its a modded map but idk the name of it

[harsh vault]

i miss heat

it so cold and snowy out

i hate it

[paper hull]

ij just let the love of my life shave my legs

never again

[modest lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cute-kitty-sleepy-kitten-sleepy-cat-goodmorningkay1-gif-1313677591443335660

[subtle shoal]

enough learning to code for todayt

a mir mir

[onyx igloo]

dude i was answering questions on reversing in class

i thought you turned the wheel to the right to go left in reverse

but apparently i was wrong lmao

i think i was thinking about reversing with trailers

[tropic smelt]

No

[harsh vault]

yes

[burnt kite]

scanning for open 37777 ports is a common skid past time

[high valley]

my surviviour straight up snugglin up on that diner sofa with 150 zomboids outside

[burnt kite]

she was 17 dale

[paper hull]

im feelin skiperdy