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oh i wont have to worry about texture optimization that much but yeah i will have to have a system in place for potato pcs
all my textures and models are so pretty well optimized mesh wise
and textures are like 1024 or smth
iirc
this vexes me
perfect jawline and freezar
meow
Hi all
67676767
dear lord is it wobbly
god bless pancakes
@quasi slate https://open.spotify.com/track/4AFjPeecGnS3999PV5iOSK? the first bits would be an epic boss theme lol
dam the links never show the start of the songs
Also everything after the ? In the link can be safely removed
Makes it shorter and stops a lot of third party tracking
The ? Indicates "Tokens beyond this point"
Spotify uses tokens to keep track of people you may know by logging everyone that clicks on songs that you share via those tokens
So if you use your own name on Spotify it can kinda just doxx you
HOLY SHIT GOJIRA???
indeed gojira
i did not know this thank you for the information
Soooo my game isn't letting me fill cars with gas ๐ญ help
I have 3 bottles of gasoline
ok so i just bought this game like 2 hours ago and im looking for someone to teach me how to play lol. not sure if this is the right chat for that


I can answer questions and whatever you need ATM, I'm no expert but Ive been playing the game for a few years now
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holy fucking shit....
no fucking way
its been 25 fucking years...
what?
heavy gear 2 came out in 1999, its a game i played in my childhood and laid the foundations for 1v1 mech fighting games
imagine tribes ascend meets halo meets gundam
thats heavy gear
what the crab is gundam?
ayo mecha fans eating good again
absolutely larping votoms with livery if possible
ayo thats cool
damn whats this called
votoms armored trooper
it's still peak
An Armored Trooper convoy gets ambushed by the Red Shoulder battalion on Planet Odon.
sold on the mechs
dude this artstyle was so peak ngl
start with the 1983 series before moving to the OVA
then watch the others
absolute travesty of a shitfuck
I believe that is a SHITfuck
i have a problem
now that i have like no debts i just keep buying shit i do NOT need lmao
me when i have a problem:
just get more debt lmao
i will if i keep doing what i just did
about 3 weeks ago i bought a benelli m4
$2000 shotgun mind you
15 minutes ago i placed an order for a $2400 rifle
i am ILL
clearly you have to get a 2800$ rifle next
no dont say that....
why are you giving yourself debt
its NOT debt thats the problem
this is true
brochacho i got anxious spending 10 dollars
i like cool stuff and finally am financially established enough to blow some money ๐ญ
plus if i lose everything it just means i got lots of stuff to sell !!!
those 2 guns could pay my mortgage for like 3 months
alright 1 midterm down today, 1 to go
yall ready for me to fail tf outta this trig midterm?
i think i'm gonna get a 55%
i never finished college and its a required course in my program
i thought you were old
why not pick up where he left off
i would but id have to steal his identity
clearly im not a meanie
only mean people do that
can I have yours once you get his
you'll get the mental illnesses too
i want nintendo to win the patent and every gacha has to stop existing
is the only way out
!!
i'm very old
yes
there are old people who don't have a university degree
hopefully for a career that will still exist when i finish my program
i just thought you were already well established
i was in a different program 5 years ago and that career doesn't really exist anymore
earning big moneys
my wife earns big money
the most i've ever made was $35 usd
per hour
fortunately this midterm doesn't matter
assuming i can get my shit together for the final and the next midterm
Shitfuck 84
I'm an engineer and that'll work
it did in fact work
it was aerodynamically stable and had more than enough dV to reach stable orbit
See I'm an engineer i was right
indubitably
although it flew before you gave your statement
Believe in The tampon ship
My sleep schedule is completely fucked
Friday i woke up at 3:30pm
Now I'm not feeling tired until 3am and been waking up at like 12pm tomorrow I have class at 9am
Life is pain
Someone used too many rubber bands
Why vro bald
@karmic jetty u fr
why are you so oogly?
nike
stop praying to me its weird
You're pretty weak for a god
I AM NOT PREGNANT
Your gurtnant
I never said I was a very stong god
whos the father ๐ง
God's are pretty strong but you can't even walk up the stairs without being exhausted
Downtown bussy
twink joints
a pharmacist boy
๐ " and like" that you
And hey that my thyroid
Whenever I see the thyroid doctor in like 2 more months and then probably another 5 months I can get that solved
My joints and weight gain won't be shits
I'm so close to my glow up
glow up is when you dont creek going down the stairs
I just roll down the stiars i'm built different
Push you down the stairs
I never asked for much
kung fu panda 3 is so good 
just you ded ๐ฅฐ
I just get more powerful i be able to hant you for years
shitfuck 100
What you cannot see cannot affect you ๐ฅฑ
Yeah that what I been saying when my car engine starts blinking and the grinding sounds start
Ok but you can see the engine light sooooo
silksong ost so good
can gay men enjoy lesbian bug ๐ค
bugs are all inclusive
some how i got a 73%... it was mostly not multiple choice... and i semi guessed on most of the questions
I would smash the bugs in silksong.... with a hammer
pablo^
Sleepy is just jealous
Nuh uh
ok time to read some more java
sleepy jealously doesnt look good on you boo
we live in a spcioty were the fish is praised why the sleepy is ignored
sleepy guys always finish last....
pounces on you owo whats this
can i say mean words to gurt
youre not high enough level to
Say some mean words to gurt it good for your soul
owv stap~'
And it good for your boots to kick him it good luck
gurt do you suck on full size english cucumbers
dropkicks gurt
i feel its related to ask
how many times were you dropped as a baby
more than a few it seems
always pelting me with arrows but as soon as I slap you, you cry and say ive gone too far
Yup i'm a man and your a gurt you're not allowed to slap me
mao
Finally some good fuckin weather
WAAA WAAAA WAAAA
WAA WAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAA
Also first snow of da season if it actually snow
thats what im hearing
i lov wintee
snow isnt real
what does this mean
I just love that I won't overheat my body is a radiators
its ice from the freezer the gov sprinkles in ur yard
Get to close i taze your ass
summer kills me
Ima pepper spray you
I'm wearing goggless
sprepper
my anti gurt goggles
pepper in vinegar
would
give me hungarian sweet peppers i need it for my dishes
what
Clearly delusional he can't even grow grass let alone a single pepper
probably too much water
So like... you ๐
what
He also smells
sleepy I am taking somone else to the dance you can stop begging ๐
I got the boar blood you be sorry when your covered in it during the slow dance
true final boss fight theme goes so hard <3
watching covers on it
truly a game of all time
alright yall... i need an opinion
i took a proctored online midterm today
and they said i couldn't take the test on a computer that didn't have an active windows license
and i tried to buy an activation key while they were recording my screen
and 2 people at the proctoring company were actively watching
and they saw like 6 of my credit cards, full details, in plain text
and if they were capturing keystrokes they also got a lot of my usernames and passwords
should i replace all the cards and change all the passwords?
Probably
yes dude lmao
why the fuck wouldnt they let you take the test without an "active licence"
what if you didnt use windows
linux or a macos or smth
I mean he might be broke like me so it doesn't matter if they pull 20 cents
you should still do it brah
Also should've used a school pc than
i'm definitely not broke
he's not "in school"
not in that way lmao
Which company and how hard would it be to ask for a video of me taking a testing
i think due to the little watermark on your screen
fuck, fr?
you dont need to buy a key bro haha
i bought a full cost key from the windows store
yessir i used to write it whenever i used windows
Damn
i needed to take my midterm and i was stressin
the bullshittiest part is I already had a fucking key
but i had to reinstall windows and when i put in my old key it said it was already in use
yessir they only allow 1 per mobo
its fucked
so if you reinstall it after wiping your pc or you get a new mobo you need a new key
some bullshit
indeed
straight up
i probably should have disconnected
but i was worried that if i disconnected the call i would be past my test appointment
you were probably panicked
and if i couldn't get back into the test i'd get a 0 on the midterm with no way to make it up
thats crazy
like maybe the professor would be lenient but the syllabus clearly says the rules
shitfuck 17 billion
i'd rather eat bugs
but eating bugs won't solve my problems
progress
there was a minor design flaw
which invalidated the entire original
so i deorbited it
looks like space ship from movie
not big enuf
and rebuilt it from scratch
upgraded now
what was the design flaw
if ur gonna eat bugs
do not eat ants
im using construction ports to weld ship parts together to prevent wobbling
they're spicy :(
like entire segments i mean
and these ports cant be "root" parts
one of them was a root part
i see
issue is the segment it was on was already permanently welded onto the rest of the craft
that's by far my most common username and pw combo ๐
gonna have to change my pw so many places
and i couldnt use engineers to switch out the ports
because again it was a root part
so you had to de-orbit the entire thing
deorbit :3
in total like 2m but i was able to recover most of the craft
yo peak
no more funding
439876574563 parachutes did the job

ISS decomission fr
gettin my back absolutely pommelled before work
smoke emote
i recovered most of the funding used for the structure itself by recycling
massage chair pog
but not any of the funds used on getting it to space
or smth
can u go to pluto now
my original Hermes had a mass of like
its ok its part of the job
90T
projected
with all the fuel and engines if i added them
now it weighs 120T
WITHOUT the engines
or the fuel
no
still not as much as your mother weighs
im doing all this for Mars ๐ญ
im definitely overengineering but hopefully i'll reuse this for Venus or Mercury
are the rockets reusable
if i wanted to i could make them yeah
but its lowk ass tryna save enough deltaV to return and land
Kerbal Space Program
kerbal
ye
real
you're the quirky guy they bring in in those space movies who lives in a rat nest but spent his entire life snorting studying methane paste and can save the new rocket launch just in time
yes
like this guy
he's been in orbit of Jool with not enough fuel to return
for like a year maybe
tho like coz of mod issues, my ksp time is built for the real solar system mod
so 1 year is like 2.7 default ksp years
this guy went through a wormhole near jool
to a different star system
landed
then i realised he had emergency fuel
(after a year)
brought him back just enough to reach jool orbit
are you going to save him
or is he going to eat himself over several years until he's just a husk
one day probably
so the latter
he's got a suit that slowly eats him alive to maintain energy
๐ค
imagine venus fly trap
or is it slowly draining his fats and shit
yo peak
shuts off parts of his suit over time, "metabolises" that extremity, turns it into energy
so he loses parts of him
ye
what about when he takes the suit off
oh he cant
huh
trauma harness 
barotrauma
everything
his butthole?
does he go poo in the suit?
does the suit suck out the dookie for nutrients?
recycled
yes
can he feel it?
like doon
real
feel what specifically
then he dont go dookie
its not like its feeding him
its processing into pure energy
kerballs space program
huh
the suit taking the turds out
there are no turds
so the suit can turn his willy off
i see
100% efficiency
does he use oxygen
what happens to the suit when he's all gone
does it die?
or turn off?
is the suit a parasite
is this modded
I dont recognize the fore structure
fore of deez
unknown
how does he move around or pick things up inside the suit
the only mod I used was mechjeb
very heavily
mechjeb
if u look up i think you'll find its slightly modded
you dont have to the suit supplies you with the energy of your own body being processed
did u look up in the screenshot
is been ages I dont recognize half the planets anymore lmao
depends how much of your body is processed
i meant the supermassive black hole
oH
yeah I didnt know that was a black hole lmao
thought i was just some weird angle of a planet
here's a closeup
it is indeed based off of that
lmao i see it
interstellar
that is sick
thats a beautiful render
i hardly knower
I am homes
now Lemme see a closeup of Uranus
amazon mobile app could not be harder to use holy shit
what are you trying to get pek
if i wanna check the debit card i gave them, i need to go to checkout for items
actually nevermind Fart
I ate my coworker's hoem made granola bar
telescope accessories
dont feel too good
you'd post it
penetrating the outer atmosphere of uranus
with the ยฃ330 of kit i bought i'll be able to see Jupiter's individual bands
birdwrap at the "special" granola
bro what
I never underestimate what crazy shit you'd do fartman
now i gotta finish this all nighter so i dont sleep through delivery
ayo
bros a real space nerd thats sick dude
yes lad
the moon was really fucking clear last night
also the reason why i got a phone adapter
coz i got an amazing ass phone camera
but my hands are too shaky for a good photo with an eyepiece
have you been to any telescopes
i have one
as in the arrays
( ๏ผพโก๏ผพ)ใฃ (โฟ|โฟ)
damn
although my campus does have a mini observatory
theyre peak
meaning i can take it to a main campus spot and attract respectable women
and see how huge it is
rate my little orbital observatory
that big ass transceiver was purely to satisfy a lucrative contract and i will never use it again
in fact i may attempt my first ever space shuttle launch
to get rid of the transceiver
and replace it with a space telescope
deorbit live for some billionaire
guess what im carrying
your mom
are you playing through this game fo the first time?
sort of yeah
camoflage
im still on my first ever save
career
added mods as i went along after playing a decent chunk of vanilla
that's fun. thanks for sharing your experience
this was my first attempt at a space station
the hell chat
Xp
i think i remember thinking that game was to mechanically difficult and i gave up
maff
I used a mod to help with the delta v budgeting
if i remember correctly, you need a lot of mouse / keyboard coordination and finesse
Why not make flaps that extend out from the hull, so u donr have so much shade on ur solar panels
yes
this was my first ever station design
built in 3 stages
with almost no testing
kerbal
Fair
kerbal is more technical
understandable
space engineers has it's charm but combat also kinda wack
which makes sense because like... flying a janky rocket from a novice space program is probably not easy
Just like a true spacex designer
i played space engineers for a few hours and i really enjoyed it but it gave me motion sickness
I just wanted to build ships
indeed
Oh i might do space engineer if it's more faithful
faithful to what
space engineers is fun but building hyoog ships is tedious
you?
to deez nuts
to dis dick
here's my Minmus refinery base
To real life
explain the different parts of this
Is that still kerbal
yes
There is white tubes, brown tubes and black tubes
main core contains all the comms, habitation, drilling, and resource conversion
white tanks hold oxidiser
yellow tubes hold liquid hydrogen
black hold ore
where's dwarf compartment
What do the stairs do?
Charon lands and carries fuel
theyre for kerbals coz gravity is so low
to fight bugs that aggro on noises of mining
how many workers are needed to operate this?
8
in theory like 3
He said
but hey i had spare people
Ah
skeleton crew is 2-3
1 for comms and shi (a pilot)
1 engineer for maintenance and resource transfer
Better to havem and no needem then needem and not havem
Do kerbs ever just die to a heartattack or whatevs
Or are the immortal unless killed typa deal
covered in experiments
that
but one day i'll start a new save with less mods, and more realism
INCLUDING
food
hunger needs
oxygen needs
Hmm
is that where the butthole eating suit comes in
Im not sure if id enjoy that
yes
Its pretty rare i enjoy a game that has basic needs like that
i have this career save for when i dont enjoy that
dw the basic needs are a whole optional conversion mod
Has to be very core to the game loop for me to appreciate it
Xdd
Yeh, i get how it could be fun in a seperate save
As a main save tho i think id get annoyed
I wont stop you, but i also wont be looking, just out of respect for both our time im mentioning it.
Charon was a very... expensive attempt at a fuel vessel
ok lol
vtol capability, and 2 main rear engines
looks like gold balls
kinda is
balls
stores a LOT of liquid hydrogen
however
its so inefficient with monopropellent
that it has to refuel between missions just to rotate
so tbh it's just been abandoned in orbit of Minmus
it does look really cool taking off and landing tho
i took inspiration from sci fi
instead of just a rocket, a sort of "single stage to orbit" tanker
does anyone have any experience with any kind of water transportation? kayaking, boating, jet skis, etc?
how terrible would going 100km over a big lake in a little solo vessel of some kind?
shit an average kayaker can only go 4-5km/h on a lake
i'm not taking a 25 hour kayak
If ur not used to it, it will be a genuinely miserable experience
jet skis can go 65 mph... 1 hour and 40 minute jet ski ride sounds kinda fun
Jetskis dont need conditioning ye
i've ridden a motorcycle that's like the same thing
Thatl be a fine time, if your just camping down a river or whatever
i just want to experience crossing an international border by personal water vessel.
True
hi is this the nonsense channel
Well yeh, i mean itl be a vibe
@tacit meadow what are you
Jetskis are very stable, but i trust yoy to just like, make the ride as fun as you want it to be
@neat moat here, you deal with this one now 
Human?
i don't want an evil gurt to deal with me
no shade
i'm also a human.
Sus
thank you

your mouth is dry
it is currently your ideal temperature and humidity in your house
all your dishes are clean
you pour yourself some water.
What do you pour the water into? what material is it made out of? is the water filtered? is it cold or room temperature?
i'm going with filtered tap water, filtered by a brita pitcher, room temperature, poured into a 1L clear glass mason jar
Hydratw
bro what
who the fuck even cares about what cup you drink from
i just drink from the tap in the early hours
ceramic mug, glass mason jar, stainless steel tumbler, plastic cup, etc
you don't have a favorite cup at your house?
shit man my cups got a hierarchy and a purpose
like tap to hand to mouth or tap to mouth?
tap to mouth brah
do you have a faucet that throws the water upwards?
have you ever used a water fountain
like that?
this is exaggerated
I used to drink from the tap
if you just bend down and dont shove your face into the faucet you can drink
is your partner also a sink sucker?
I dont trust these taps I'm with
lmao
he cups it
i just rawdawg who cares
its water
sink sucker sounds like a slur
also sink drinking is the only valid way to do it if you are able to
so i don't have to go get more
bruh what
just drink more
i have a 1L glass mason jar with a metal lid
also your water might get stale
that's what the lid is for
bruh
and I dont fw drinking from cups left out
agreed
i would never drink plain water out of a ceramic mug
?
maybe if i was drinking hot water
you can only drink hot drinks from a ceramic mug
or orange juice
but that's it
dude what is a ceramic mug
a ceramic mug
i drink coffee from a stainless steel camping mug that my dad gave me 20 years ago
is that optimal
what even is optimal drinking
I dont think I want to know looking at how mechanical factory farming is
i like that it has a story
drink from dis
lmao
its a good mug
ive thrown up in it thrice
i refuse to believe
that you don't know what a ceramic mug is
bro idk the words for this shit i just drink
alcohol
ah
its like ducking
you don't even know the difference between a champagne flute and a wine glass?
you know the ass thing
ducking?
dude i dont even fucking know what a champagne flute is
๐ ๐
no it just happened to me in a different context
ah
is "bogan" offensive?
HAHAHAH
you're calling me a povvo
thats crazy
yeah man im working class i dont shit in gold leaf
is it bOgan or bogan
emphasis on the o
at least what i'm looking at
boagahn
not really mate
I see
do you know the term red neck?
7 hrs to go
red neck
guy is just cycling through words associated with being poor
i did grow up on a farm at least
see you are putting different connotations on those words than I am
I identify as being at least a little red neck
lol what other connotations are there mate
you're not bro
well you simply don't know me if you don't think that
"yeah im a redneck"
-sent from your apartment in metro canada
like i don't hunt and fish and drink beers on the porch on the back 40 deep in the holler
but i'll fix somethin' with duct tape
i like a good homemade recreational explosive
dirt bikes and campin'
i think like any culture... there's a spectrum of people in that culture
uhuh
and sure you can look at where i am now... but I used to be a general laborer in the construction industry as well
i've definitely had a red neck before.
why is your pfp a hatchback
Whats a hatchback
i like when the guy sings a song about how horny he is
hell fire
the hatchback of notre dame
wasnt a fan of it myself
the same as the normal movie but it stars a golf gti
lololol what song?
I litteraly just said that
yessir you did
bleh
gimme arms
hell yeah brother
4 arms peak
i think id want a nervous system in the arms
each arm gets a brain ๐ค
Id rather die
how would that feel jorking
but after that 2 legs
youd rather die?
I dont want 2 extra limbs
why
just be angry enough
what if you adapted to it
would 4 arms come with a stronger back
you dont just grow new limbs
yessir
hell yeah
matter of fact, give me four extra arms
your body adapts to the new limbs
Id rather have other cool powers than extra limbs
its not a power
peak male fantasy by the way
its a mutation
ok cooler mutation
pull my finger
your torso grows
i will take the arms also
in your ass
butt maybe idk
yeah you shit through your 3rd foot
screw extra limbs lmao
a poop shoot
Okay so would you have three crotches or just two
lemme get some weird power that makes it so I never have to sleep.
more time to clear the games backlog
why 3
id like my superpower to be, is to be in a relationship with invisigirl
youd still have 1
i could not handle having a bigger ass it would get so in the way
do you want a gf or are you just lonely bro
Human kentaur
does the dong turn into a horse dong
it was satirical
i believe you
what happens with my handedness if i have extra arms
ambidextrous
like im right handed
ALL OF THEM?
No like because if the legs go like this then you have three crotches
holy shit
Mines already ๐
Do horses have 3 crotches?
No because their legs go behind you dweeb
so your sheath is inflamed
does ur chest have a crotch?
like
what kinda question is that
What
That's why I was asking what configuration the legs would come up as
The curse of horse dong
is the mouth the crotch of the face
my butt
bootay
Maki says you're a lost cause gurt
eight legs seven vaganias i thought we all knew this
bruh
thats a lot of period blood
how have y'all not seen ariel needs legs
dicks are ok but we draw the line at vajayjays
U GET ME
Elden ring meta slaves when they hear about this...
Rivers of blood
How does this fishbrain not know what a meta slave is
People in elden ring bound to the meta instead of having fun
The elden ring meta slave
because I have a job
You do?
I've heard your voice
Okay gurt
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I've never drawn a comic before!
edit:ย WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM
-# #the little mermaid #ariel needs legs
Proud of you
thank you
Imagine having a job
You do not talk like an employed person gurt
gurt gets a job and has suddenly abandoned his working class ideology
Get a discordia life idiot
If you have a phd, why are you a mr? Wouldn't you be dr. Fartass Stinkman?
he was




