general_chat

[graceful dust]

have u ever had a cosmic crisp apple

[karmic jetty]

imagine getting bornana disease

[toxic hawk]

You know, i got a patient with schizophrenia, treatement undergoing, and i cant tell if it's just innocent lack of knowledge or the actual condition but they asked me whether or not the fact that nothing comes out of their nose when they blow it is related to their heart condition

[toxic relic]

it is true that gros was the previous mass grown banana

but it stopped cause again disease

[harsh vault]

just cure the disease upid

[toxic relic]

but its not the artificial flavour banana

bruh

[toxic hawk]

sit down, you are not zozo

[toxic relic]

its not the same as with a human

[harsh vault]

shut

[burnt kite]

cant we just grow it without the disease

[karmic jetty]

i got so many copycats fr

[harsh vault]

i did not copy zee

[graceful dust]

if everyone had my genetics, & therefore, my immune system we wouldnt be having this convo the fruit allergy wouldve taken us all out a long time ago

[harsh vault]

am just smart

[toxic hawk]

real one is enough, don't need the South eastern asian version too

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/penguvee-gif-26135839

[toxic relic]

no, since all mass grown commercially produced bananas are clones you cant grow the same plant without the risk of wiping it out to that disease

[harsh vault]

im smarter than zee

[toxic hawk]

yeaaaah

you're not

lol

[toxic relic]

you would have to change the strain to grow it without the disease

[harsh vault]

be nice

[toxic relic]

which is what we did

"we"

[viral echo]

pingu is wild

[karmic jetty]

pingu!!!

[burnt kite]

but can i grow the disease without the bananan

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-smaugh-jjaacckk-waheeb-gif-26472571

[karmic jetty]

i have some episodes ingrained in my meory

[burnt kite]

meoru

[toxic relic]

this banana has a disase amiright guys

[karmic jetty]

typo

[burnt kite]

aura debt

[toxic relic]

meory

[harsh vault]

who eating the big mike

[karmic jetty]

like that episode where he didnt wanna eat spinach

so he flushed it

[viral echo]

fatty

[toxic relic]

i eat big mike

[toxic hawk]

you are dead

[toxic relic]

[paper hull]

back in the cage you

[harsh vault]

@toxic hawk say sorry

[toxic relic]

bruh

[toxic hawk]

go back to being the only good thing about dark souls 2 early game

[toxic hawk]

no

[toxic relic]

imagine telling the guy who got called fat to apologise

[harsh vault]

why not

[toxic relic]

dude was just defending his honour

[toxic hawk]

Dont feel like it

[karmic jetty]

tolerate the intolerable ahh

smh my head

[harsh vault]

no im telling them to say sorry because they made me hungry

[viral echo]

🙃

[toxic relic]

skill issue

[toxic hawk]

You're so fat youd get hungry regardless

[toxic relic]

bruh

[harsh vault]

damn i got called fat

[karmic jetty]

[harsh vault]

ya i guess i am

[subtle shoal]

js made my "own" fastfetch config

I feel proud

[toxic hawk]

So fat, adam smasher would bounce off of you

[viral echo]

not fat, big boned

[toxic relic]

im proud of you

[subtle shoal]

thanks man

[toxic relic]

weak

i have great fat jokes

[harsh vault]

i am 46 kilos, i should lose weight

[toxic relic]

but im not using them

[toxic relic]

wait what

[graceful dust]

im going to go to sleep & dream of this convo being someone elses problem

[toxic relic]

you're 46 kg?

[harsh vault]

ya

[toxic relic]

thats underweight

[harsh vault]

oh

[toxic relic]

unless you're insanely short

[toxic hawk]

Nah she's like 150 cm

[harsh vault]

im 140

[toxic relic]

holy balls

[icy vigil]

years old?

[toxic hawk]

that is very short

[oblique stream]

Its the +15 mult 1/6 to go extinct by end of round

[toxic relic]

how the fuck are you so short

[viral echo]

are you a dwarf>

[harsh vault]

smol

im not a dwarf

[oblique stream]

Rock and stone

[toxic hawk]

Guess so

[karmic jetty]

this is fiction

[languid meadow]

“I’m a dwarf and I’m digging a hole” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[harsh vault]

i used to be 44 kilos but i gained weight sadly

[toxic hawk]

im a dwarf and im not racist, i have so many elf friends

[oblique stream]

ok leaflover

[toxic hawk]

What did you call me you Tree hugger

[toxic relic]

holy

[viral echo]

the people with pointy teeth?

[karmic jetty]

moose bad piggies

[oblique stream]

Thats British

[toxic relic]

echo

[toxic hawk]

echo

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

brits aint posh bruv

[karmic jetty]

@surreal mirage

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-3030-rule-echo-echo-big-chill-solos-gif-12021549603405751089

i don't think this is true

[toxic relic]

me neither

[toxic hawk]

Can anything get through big chill's intangeability

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ben10-big-chill-transformation-gif-13974336

[oblique stream]

[toxic hawk]

my favorite series is omniverse, but i cannot defend what they did to some aliens, like big chill and alien X

[oblique stream]

If there is ben 10, where are other 9

[surreal mirage]

What

[toxic relic]

dead

[toxic relic]

fair

[karmic jetty]

mention

[toxic hawk]

im going to insult echo

[harsh vault]

am so big and scary frfr

[surreal mirage]

Can i unsubscribe from british mentions

[toxic hawk]

no, unless i can unsub from french mentions

[subtle shoal]

carbonara did music?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[subtle shoal]

i only eat it

[toxic relic]

he did madmen

[karmic jetty]

20 clams cancellation fee

[harsh vault]

echo do you fear me

[toxic relic]

multi hyphenate artist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Carbonara
hes real

[surreal mirage]

No you're like 4ft tall floof

[toxic relic]

lolol

[raw rock]

Truth Nvke

[viral echo]

you guys need to play more 'Souls

[toxic relic]

floofie is 140 cm

thats insane

[raw rock]

She's super short yea

[harsh vault]

you forgot the part where they bribe you into subscribing still

[harsh vault]

ya am puppy pilled

[toxic hawk]

nah, fromsoft gaems are boring

[toxic relic]

this is the dead souls of genchat

like the shadows of

uh

[surreal mirage]

https://youtu.be/F_VUBpALcVE?si=ub4LOIkvthDN6xHN

[toxic hawk]

collasus

[surreal mirage]

What's all this then fart

[toxic relic]

tsushima

[toxic hawk]

collosas

idk

[toxic relic]

im doing a bit

where i forget what darksouls is

[toxic relic]

let me explain bro

[toxic hawk]

shadow of the erdtree

[oblique stream]

Every video I watch is about how people are leaving X country

Like there is no country people are staying in

[toxic relic]

so, brother, in the 80s, nz didnt have the labour party that aus had which means we had no decades long workers rights protections which means we have very low wages compared to prices

[oblique stream]

[surreal mirage]

Before i watch it i want to hear from a kiwi first

[toxic relic]

also nz is a tax haven

[oblique stream]

Apart from Netherlands

[toxic relic]

eery year we get more tax cuts for corpo and billionaires

which the working class pay for

[oblique stream]

Netherlands is peak

[karmic jetty]

home

[viral echo]

its also full of sheep

[surreal mirage]

Sounds kinda shite

[toxic relic]

this means minimum wage will get you one room in a shared house with 10 people and you have 50 bucks left for food

👍 capitalism

[karmic jetty]

just make a newer zealand bruh

[toxic relic]

you need at least 35-40 dollars an hour to get your own apartment to rent

[surreal mirage]

What's minimum wage in nz rn

[toxic relic]

not even buy

[toxic relic]

21-22 dollars

an hour

its insane

[karmic jetty]

is that a lil or alot

[toxic relic]

lil compared to prices

[karmic jetty]

whats the cost of a cup of noodles

[toxic relic]

4 bucks

[karmic jetty]

scam

[toxic relic]

for 1, 2 bucks on sale

[harsh vault]

@toxic relic i measured again and i got it wrong, im 154 not 140

so am scary

grrr

[surreal mirage]

Jesus minimum wage in nz is considerably lower than in the UK. And uk minimum wage doesn't buy you shit

[toxic relic]

you get about 900 dollars a week and your rent for a room in a house in 500 dollars

[toxic relic]

exactly brotther

[viral echo]

miniature person

[karmic jetty]

900 sounds like a lot

[toxic relic]

now imagine rent is 1000 dollars a week

[toxic relic]

its not bro

you need to look at it comparitive to prices

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

as i said you get 900 a week, 500 goes to rent, 250-300 goes to bills, and the rest to food

[surreal mirage]

Big mac index zozo

[toxic relic]

because our food prices go up every 2 months

legit

[karmic jetty]

sippin on my choco smoothie

[toxic relic]

woolies have gone up 20 cents every 2 months the past year and a half

[surreal mirage]

900/wk in nz dollars is nothing

[toxic relic]

yessir

also job market not real

impossible to get a job

[karmic jetty]

newer zealand would be better trust

[surreal mirage]

And i assume nz has similar pricing to the uk (relatively)

[toxic relic]

yes bro

[karmic jetty]

3rd tiem the charm

[toxic relic]

lol

[karmic jetty]

just become a passport bro

shrimple

[oblique stream]

Would it be a blasphemy so say that tim tams are mid

[toxic relic]

nah

[oblique stream]

Got one package for 5 bucks

and it was so mid

[karmic jetty]

pic

what are tim tams

sounds tupid

[oblique stream]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tam

Australian thing

[karmic jetty]

yommers

id eat em

[toxic relic]

thats the entire apartment and its 2000/month

been up a year hahahaha

[karmic jetty]

snack brands try not to name themselves sumthin completely stupid

[toxic relic]

yeah its ok theyre not the best

[karmic jetty]

(impossible)

[toxic relic]

my partner only eats the dark chocolate ones

[karmic jetty]

no wonder hydrox failed

[karmic jetty]

wtf

[toxic relic]

capitalism

fuck i wish we had 80s aus labour

[oblique stream]

Definitely not the best

I can buy 5 packages of cookies for the same price

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

thats smaller than a hotel room

[toxic relic]

yessir

also its queen street

which means its constantly noisy

probably nearby the stadium

[karmic jetty]

kick da balllll

[toxic relic]

[surreal mirage]

Man that's just crazy pricing

[toxic relic]

i told you brother

[surreal mirage]

Looks like an industrial hotel room

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

holding cell

[toxic relic]

for my alpha energy

[oblique stream]

Just buy a garage and make it into a house

[tall glen]

zozo I am leveling tracking in PZ

https://youtu.be/hV-ldb_FYfI

[karmic jetty]

did u finish peacemaker s2

[tall glen]

I did

[karmic jetty]

doodoo ending

[toxic relic]

peacemaker more like pacemaker

[frosty tulip]

FUCK

I was just about to make that joke

[karmic jetty]

s1 was more enjoyable

[tall glen]

lol, judomaster called him Pisstaker

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

peacemaker? more like pisstaker

thats good

[tall glen]

the s02 finale was more closure then climax

[karmic jetty]

the episode before the finale was the better ending

finale is le setup for other movies

i dont like that

[toxic relic]

too slow

wiwiwiw wawwawa

[tall glen]

the hollywood grind is gonna grind

[languid meadow]

Still playing zomboid, seems ya never take a break, do you even sleep?

[toxic relic]

he leaves it idle

[oblique stream]

sleep is for weak

[tall glen]

I sleep when my character does

1 minute intervals

[oblique stream]

Be a dolphin

[languid meadow]

Dat ain’t sleep, that’s hell

[toxic relic]

do you know how they smex

dolphins

[tall glen]

whats really hell I misloaded the solar panel mod, so I wasted an entire warehouse and ustore it

now I gotta drive to irvington

[languid meadow]

To find solar panels?

[tall glen]

yeah

theres a chunk reloading thing you gotta do for current saves

or something

[paper hull]

Solar panels huh

That reminds me of a guy who used to be here

[karmic jetty]

eve watch smiling frens later

[tall glen]

they existed in 1993. are kinda shit

[paper hull]

Ok ok

[tall glen]

just use a dozen

[paper hull]

Wife over this weekend

[languid meadow]

There’s a mod for solar panels? Never thought of that

[tall glen]

the best part is the battery banks, and generator cut offs

battery bank gets low, generator cuts on

also you collect car batteries to make it

[oblique stream]

no

[tall glen]

baller mod, and it all takes electrical skill

[karmic jetty]

is new tojima episode out yet

[tall glen]

so makes electricians usefull

[toxic relic]

theres a dolphin smex tape on youtube

you should watch it

[tall glen]

goes to watch a new 0pm this animation is terrible

[karmic jetty]

bruh

[languid meadow]

Like baling hay

[karmic jetty]

one frame man

[tall glen]

huh?

[languid meadow]

Hay baling

[toxic relic]

actually dont watch dolphins mating

theyre very aggressive

[surreal mirage]

Wtf

[toxic relic]

real

i watched a video of 2 males mating but i remember now that it was a lot more than that

i wouldnt recommend it

👍

i think orca are interesting

[surreal mirage]

Just two males

[languid meadow]

What the crab……..

[surreal mirage]

Or two male dolphins

[toxic relic]

yessir

2 male dolphins

it was research about whales

[surreal mirage]

Ofc ofc

[toxic relic]

nah dude legit

[surreal mirage]

The animal kingdom is weird sometimes, you quickly realise how much different stuff is

[toxic relic]

i was trying to learn about orca hunting and deep water cultures then i went to whale generational learning then dolphins

[toxic relic]

real

[subtle shoal]

beginnings of ricing

made my taskbar slightly transparent

[toxic relic]

peak

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

its weird

why do we have videos of other animals doing it

[karmic jetty]

yea why are whales stealing my air

[toxic relic]

its the equivalent of your dog staying in your room

watching

why are we the dog

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/not-afraid-stand-still-in-water-holy-water-puddle-gif-21079330

[surreal mirage]

Whales need to get a grip

[toxic relic]

get a grip on dis bro

whales are peak

[surreal mirage]

Death grip

[frosty tulip]

oh no, dolphins.

[surreal mirage]

Careful what you wish for

[frosty tulip]

dolphins are dickheads

[toxic relic]

good band

[frosty tulip]

hermit crabs are where it's at

[vague jungle]

Hello, I’m new here, where’s a good place to go for advice ?

[karmic jetty]

play crab souls

[toxic relic]

#pz_b41_chat
#pz_b42_chat

[frosty tulip]

another crabs treasure?

Ye I played that

[karmic jetty]

yes

[vague jungle]

Thank you

[frosty tulip]

it was pretty gud

[karmic jetty]

how many booms would u give

[toxic relic]

what does that mean

[frosty tulip]

hmmm

7.3 booms out of 10 booms

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

booms?

[frosty tulip]

u wouldn't get it, it's a reviewer thing

[toxic relic]

🤔

isnt that like stars

[frosty tulip]

and we all know ur not into reviews of anything

we know you hate reviews

[karmic jetty]

yea only real critics know what it is

[toxic relic]

i hate the boom review system

i also hate stars

[frosty tulip]

wow

[karmic jetty]

starts

[frosty tulip]

review elitist smh

[toxic relic]

any sort of "out of x"

[frosty tulip]

such a review boomer

[toxic relic]

how is that elitism

bruh

i dont think im above it i think it sucks

🤔 i think if you kept it simple and practical it would be better

[karmic jetty]

like the woke rating system

[toxic relic]

"do you recommend it? what are you favourite and least favourite things about it? are you happy with your purchase?"

[frosty tulip]

ok grandpa lets get you back to bed, you can enjoy your out of 10 review system there

[toxic relic]

fuck that

[frosty tulip]

it's all about the booms now

[toxic relic]

out of 10 sucks balls

i just said i hate the "out of x" systems bro

[karmic jetty]

how about out of 7

[toxic relic]

theyre stupid cause everyone always trends more positive

you should look it up its real

the j curve effect

you have to look at 10 star and 1 star or 1/10 and 10/10 reviews to see the truth

which means its a bad system

[frosty tulip]

I like using the system myself tbh.

I just think people misuse it.

[karmic jetty]

"how likely would u consoom this product if there was a gun to ur head"

[frosty tulip]

They think something like 6/10 is bad or some shit

that means it's good lmao

[toxic relic]

exactly

its tupid

[karmic jetty]

how about out of 3

[toxic relic]

5/10 is legit averag

[toxic relic]

worse

because its harder to do the middle

out of 10 is better in a base 10 system because you have more intervals

but the thing is, theres an infinite number of intervals between good and piss poor

so you might as well do away with it and just write out whether or not you liked it

[icy vigil]

what if it's good and piss good

[frosty tulip]

this is why I'm gonna make a game review company that doesn't put any effort in hiding that we're shills

[toxic relic]

exactly

[frosty tulip]

everything we review is 10/10, it's all sponsored

[karmic jetty]

hell yeah

[toxic relic]

guys they paid me to review this product

and they gave me a steam key

but dont worry im gonna be objective

[karmic jetty]

im gonna patent a new system to review horror games

u grab random ppl

[toxic relic]

big boos

👻

[karmic jetty]

put a thingie to measure if they piss themselves

[frosty tulip]

but first before I tell you our final score for the game. You can better protect yourself in the chaotic cyber space by purschaing a subsription with today's sponsor, NordVPN

[karmic jetty]

bam

[toxic relic]

astronaut toilet. the piss sucker

[karmic jetty]

alternatively for sussy games

quite shrimple really

u get unbiased reviews

[frosty tulip]

god damn, companies u gotta see my worth here

[karmic jetty]

the design is very human

[languid meadow]

Shrimp games

[frosty tulip]

I'd actually be a great shill if I gave up any morals I had

[toxic relic]

you see, just like b6, the internet is a combat zone and we need all the protection we can get, this is why im sponsored by incognito

[frosty tulip]

give me a 5 gorbillion dollar sponsorship now

[karmic jetty]

u see chat sometimes reality will give u a hard check and thats why im partnered with our sponsor betterhelp

[toxic relic]

nah nah dude everyone is gooning

how can that be unbiased

[karmic jetty]

wdym everyone is gooning

[toxic relic]

for sussy games

[half kettle]

it means we are henchmen

of a villain

[toxic relic]

there cant be unbiased overall if majority are gooning

[frosty tulip]

Sometime peoples' mindset is trapped in a box and boxes are sort of like squares, which reminds me of todays sponsor SquareSpace

[toxic relic]

thats reaching lmao

[frosty tulip]

So just like any youtube sponsorship, perfect I got it right

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

that doesnt make any sense

[toxic relic]

dude what

[karmic jetty]

that just makes it more equal

[toxic relic]

what

do you think you're of sound mind when you're mid jork

[karmic jetty]

if it passes the average test its good enuf

what

[toxic relic]

i dont think that would lead to unbiased or critical thinking

[karmic jetty]

why would u jork

[toxic relic]

dude

[karmic jetty]

ur reviewing a game

[toxic relic]

sussy games

you play it to review

why am i the crazy guy here

[karmic jetty]

yeah u play but u dont jork

[toxic relic]

bruh

im sure you dont

[karmic jetty]

do ppl do that

[toxic relic]

yessir

thats literally why gooner games are a thing

[karmic jetty]

thats actually tupid

[toxic relic]

dude

did you not know that?

[karmic jetty]

no? my only sample size is a fren whos addicted to huniepop bcs the gameplay is good

[toxic relic]

insane

whats huniepop

[karmic jetty]

also the vast majority of gooner game sucks ass why would u even do it

[karmic jetty]

match 3 game

[toxic relic]

thats why they suck ass dude

because its so easy to make a passable gooner game

cause people will use anything

hence it not being unbiased

[karmic jetty]

lame

[toxic relic]

im glad i could enlighten you

[karmic jetty]

nah i need more data

i doubt ppl play with one hand

idiocy

[toxic relic]

bro

they do

[frosty tulip]

lmao playing a gooner match 3 game is probably still more healthy than being addicted to Candy Crush

[toxic relic]

legit bruh let me dm you

i need to show you something zo

[karmic jetty]

go ahead

[toxic relic]

👍

[karmic jetty]

theyre both similar enuf

[tall glen]

This is all Fartass's fault

lets not discuss animal sexmual activities

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hippo-shower-baby-hippo-reverse-gif-4501875122183360596

[violet canopy]

yo i recently reset my pc and reinstalled project zomboid

how do I access b42

instead of 41?

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/b42-project-zomboid-build-42-gif-17066682817413107459

[subtle shoal]

current progress, rearranged some shits and switched back to the default menu

[toxic relic]

bruh i was doing science chat

you came in with your bs

[half kettle]

the industrial revolution

you should add a big cat somewhere in the picture

[subtle shoal]

le society evil

[versed estuary]

Where pig?

[subtle shoal]

🥀

[versed estuary]

How did he even get up there

[karmic jetty]

when pigs fly

[toxic relic]

gravity

[versed estuary]

The division bells cover is peak too btw

[subtle shoal]

it is but the album is mid

just like anything post the wall is aside from one or two songs here and there

[versed estuary]

That's fair, I personally really love how bluesy it is. The themes a little on the nose though

[toxic relic]

on dis

[versed estuary]

The endless river was dogshit though

Literally the music equivalent of bladerunner.

[olive sierra]

frencais 🤠

[toxic relic]

frogski do you think you're happy

[toxic hawk]

i know you are but what am i

[toxic relic]

or do you think you need to do more things to be content

[olive sierra]

a canadian

thats what you are

[toxic hawk]

i know you are but am i

[olive sierra]

im not but i know you are

[livid notch]

What is this lobotomy test Jaime

[subtle shoal]

if only roger waters didnt become such an egoistic bastard maybe the band wouldve been fine 🥀

[toxic relic]

les cowboys fringants was the best band in canada

[toxic hawk]

its called phantom liberty

[subtle shoal]

there is a universe where the final cut is a great album and not just roger waters ASMR about society

[toxic hawk]

and it crashed a plane on me

[livid notch]

Did you finish the main game yet

[olive sierra]

this guy has good music taste

[toxic hawk]

No

im hanging out with the president

[toxic relic]

theres a quebecois guy here who rec'd them

peak

jean leloup is good too

[olive sierra]

u should try emile bilodeau u might like it too

[karmic jetty]

new season of percy jackson...

[toxic relic]

thanks man ill check it

[olive sierra]

if you guys wanna play someday hit me up itll be a pleasure🫡

[toxic relic]

oh yeah i know this guy

he sent me one song

[karmic jetty]

first season was a snooooooze fest zzzz https://youtu.be/yT1ng2tiwLA?si=6AN1qBJgzT8i1VNh

is it even worth continuing

i never finished the books

[tall glen]

well the issues is he doesnt get to meat the cool gods

dont hang out with zeus for sure

he;'s a real dolphin

[toxic relic]

why do you watch bad things

[livid notch]

Imagine watching things with Disney+ next to it smh

[digital flare]

[tall glen]

I watched a good show earlier

had the guy from parks and rec in it

Death by Lightning

an 1880's historical drama

About the murder of the president at the time

its on netflix

[toxic relic]

netflix

i hate the way netflix does things

[tall glen]

real decent, they take some liberties with the languqage and facts

its pretty chill, and the actings good

high quality production

[subtle shoal]

fuck all streaming services

atp its more easy and affordable to watch cable TV

[toxic relic]

"What is freedom? Is it the bare privilege of not being chained?...If this is all, then freedom is a bitter mockery, a cruel delusion."

[uncut epoch]

one thing that netflix does, which is kinda messed up ngl

[toxic relic]

all i know about garfield is that he supported black suffrage and was against slave power

slave power meaning the money enslavers had

[uncut epoch]

they limit what you can watch based on the country you’re in. they even added checks for stopping vpn usage

[toxic relic]

real?

thats fucked

[uncut epoch]

fr

[toxic relic]

i just pirate

[uncut epoch]

so many good korean dramas for example are gatekept 😭

but ngl they do have variety alr

[loud pumice]

Driving in my car, right after a beer

[toxic hawk]

Gonna rewatch ben 10 again

straight into omniverse, sklipping the boring eps

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-metal-gear-rising-gif-5841826859991056623

[loud pumice]

DUI? No, how about you die 🎲

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-6942857530243279431

[toxic relic]

enjoy brother

[toxic hawk]

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free

[toxic relic]

real

[loud pumice]

Yar har diddle dee dee

[tall glen]

Garfield was apparently a decent guy, his shooter was a complete madman, and the doctors at the time were butchers

[loud pumice]

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate! 🦜

[tall glen]

yar har fiddle dee dee

[subtle shoal]

further we go the more we stray from the goal of online streaming services

[toxic relic]

idk about decent

he was insanely anti union

[icy vigil]

The orange cat?

[toxic relic]

he hated workers but he also hated enslavers

weird cognitive dissonance

[subtle shoal]

which is to provide easy and accessable content beyond borders, unlike, let's say, cable tv

imo

[tall glen]

no corruption in the new york union system

none at all

[toxic relic]

i mean

corruption in a union is because of influence from outside factors

that doesnt mean union bad

it just mean capitalism bad

[tall glen]

offerman plays Chester A Arthur, former new york port inspector

[toxic relic]

i respect his abolitionist shit though

[tall glen]

turned VP

[toxic relic]

wiwiwwawawa

[toxic hawk]

what does that mean fartass

that string of letters

[toxic relic]

it means baby

👶

you're crying

like the guy from roger rabbit

https://tenor.com/view/amirlotan-roger-rabbit-baby-herman-under-pressure-tantrum-gif-18520148

this guy is great

[tall glen]

blah itws 430 am

[toxic relic]

i fuck with this movie hard

dean watch roger rabbit

[tall glen]

I was there fartass, I was there 2000 years ago

I saw it in theatres

[toxic relic]

it came out in 1988

[loud pumice]

This movie man, so good

[toxic relic]

unless you're older than me i doubt you watched the release

[tall glen]

yes indeed I am old

[karmic jetty]

the sovereign mind does not concern with objective facts

[toxic relic]

how old are you bro

[tall glen]

I was... 10 years old

[toxic relic]

im 40

[toxic relic]

you must be...47?

[loud pumice]

[karmic jetty]

where are her organs

[tall glen]

she didnt ruin me, she came close though

[loud pumice]

Gone

[toxic relic]

wait if you were ten

you were born in 1978

yeah 47

[karmic jetty]

anon is 500 yrs old

[tall glen]

I am an Elf, so its fine

[toxic relic]

dwarf better

[karmic jetty]

i was there during his conception

[loud pumice]

I'm nearly half his age

[tall glen]

I mean, of course they are

[loud pumice]

[tall glen]

you have no idea how hard it is to be my age

[loud pumice]

Back in my day

[tall glen]

I have the needs of Matt Damon and the looks of billy bob thorton in slingblade

mm mm biscuits and mustard

[loud pumice]

I'd be fine if you said gravy

[tall glen]

no he likes mustard

[loud pumice]

Or is that a reference

You see

[tall glen]

its a movie quote

[loud pumice]

My zoomer mind

Cannot fathom

Therefore I die

[tall glen]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117666/

[toxic hawk]

the frames....

so many frames

[toxic relic]

dude

[toxic hawk]

Legit zozo's profile pic looks like someone you'd find in cyberpunk that hires you to take out the competition to their business

[toxic relic]

insane amount of frames

weak

[subtle shoal]

this day looks fucking great

[toxic hawk]

yeah

go outside

[subtle shoal]

no

[toxic relic]

its midnight

[karmic jetty]

https://youtu.be/vtAmUKKYPFw?si=o08BBpiPd8ObJcYJ

[toxic relic]

does wolverine turn his dong into deli meat

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/corned-beef-meat-slicer-cook-gif-7359508

he said so in the beginning

[karmic jetty]

pretty sure that happened at least once

[toxic hawk]

i love seeing them applying formulas

[toxic relic]

must have

good thing he regens

how do you think that affected his pissing

[karmic jetty]

omnidirectional

[toxic hawk]

adamantium poisoning sounds like something mercury does

[toxic relic]

🤔

i dont think so

your piss tube is still there

[toxic hawk]

i haven't seen a mercury based thermometer in years

[toxic relic]

unless you mangle it

unless you cut the piss tube in half and create 2 tubes that are perpendicular

[karmic jetty]

i rmbr during a biology class the teacher asked a very peculiar question

[toxic relic]

that being?

[karmic jetty]

lemme rmbr

mein gott

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

so the urethra is connected to the bladder right

[toxic relic]

yeah

[karmic jetty]

so does the sperm duct yes

[toxic relic]

yessir

[karmic jetty]

she asked us the goober students what happens to bladder when uhh fluid is made

[toxic hawk]

Indeed, pee and semen take the same route outside, they simply have different origins

[toxic relic]

indeed

[toxic relic]

what

what happens to piss when you release?

[toxic hawk]

it uh, gets filled ?

[karmic jetty]

no like

[toxic hawk]

Me no understand question

[karmic jetty]

pretty sure we didnt either

bcs she genuinely didnt know too

[toxic relic]

what happens to the bladder when fluid is made

fluid being?

semen or piss

[karmic jetty]

sussy

[toxic hawk]

the bladder is filled with fluid

[toxic relic]

nothing happens

[toxic hawk]

but i guess she asked what happenes when the "capacity'" is passed ?

[toxic relic]

nah the teacher is asking what happens to piss when you release sexually

[karmic jetty]

bcs how does the urethra know to stop the other from going

[toxic hawk]

allow me to explain

[half kettle]

its a springlock

[toxic hawk]

your urinal tract has two sphincters

the proximal one is outside your control, the one closer to the penis can be manually controlled so yo udo not pee yourself

[karmic jetty]

a valve

[toxic hawk]

the proximal one is controlled by your autonomous NS

[toxic relic]

yes yes

[toxic hawk]

same thing with poo poo

[toxic relic]

when you release theres a muscles surrounding the seminal vesicles that contract to propel semen while sphincter muscles near the bottom of the bladder tighten to prevent backflow and outflow

its also kind of like eating and breathing

you eat and breath through the same big hole and tube

[half kettle]

are our muscles made of rubber

[toxic hawk]

DO not forget the prostate doing it's job as well

[toxic relic]

fr

trust me brother i never forget

[karmic jetty]

does a straw have one hole or two holes

[toxic hawk]

Nah,

[half kettle]

it has 2 holes

[toxic hawk]

none

[karmic jetty]

no it has one hole

[half kettle]

then does a tunnel have one hole

[karmic jetty]

yes

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

a straw isnt a bent plane

[karmic jetty]

what do u think dood

[surreal mirage]

I don't like this question

[karmic jetty]

it has one hole

[onyx yarrow]

Topography pain

[toxic relic]

when you marry the edges of a plane you create a hole

thus, mathematically, a straw has 1 hole

[surreal mirage]

If you bend the straw does it still have just one hole

[toxic relic]

depends

do the inner edges meet?

[karmic jetty]

its one hole

[surreal mirage]

Say i bend the top quarter of the straw by 90°

There is still a clear passage for the liquid

[half kettle]

wait..

then humans only have one hole

[onyx yarrow]

Just make oroborous straw

[toxic relic]

nah it would be one hole

[karmic jetty]

I WAS GETTING THERE MAN

[surreal mirage]

Would that mean the mouth and asshole is one hole

[onyx yarrow]

Human digestive system is one hole

[toxic relic]

actually you could argue that bending a straw removes the holes

topologically

because you remove the through hole

as such when flattened there is no hole

[onyx yarrow]

Other holes connected to other system may have different amount of holes

[toxic relic]

hoes

[karmic jetty]

hoes

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385323783937720511/1411783234819461344/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

[toxic relic]

a circle has one hole

[surreal mirage]

Imagine an ant cave, all of the tunnels connect, does it have one hole

[onyx yarrow]

You do need hoes to make holes as a whole

[toxic relic]

because you can never shrink it to a point

[onyx yarrow]

Does a Y tube have 1 hole?

[toxic relic]

the number of openings does not define the hole value

[half kettle]

2

[toxic relic]

thats topologially invalid

and topology is the field here

[karmic jetty]

thats 3 holes

[half kettle]

hey thats a headless, armless stickman

[toxic relic]

now thats something

[half kettle]

or tubeman

[surreal mirage]

Well, we established earlier that a bent straw still only has one hole. An ant cave entrance with the shape 'Y' would still be one hole

[toxic relic]

no

read my chat

you coould argue that a bent straw has 0 holes

because flattened to a plane it becomes a plate

hence no hole

no through hole

[surreal mirage]

Tbf it depends on how you define a hole. Is it the tunnel or the entrances

[half kettle]

would a flattend human end up with no hole

[toxic relic]

which is the topological definition

[livid notch]

@hidden spruce

[toxic relic]

the topological definition of a hole is that it’s a structure that prevents an object from being shrunk to a point.

[surreal mirage]

It's not flattened because certain straws are flexible at the top so you can drink at an angle

[toxic relic]

you flatten it to test your hole count bro

doesnt matter if its notused flattened

like a glass or a donut

[surreal mirage]

So we're defining holes as the tunnel

[karmic jetty]

its one hole

[toxic relic]

a hole is a space enclosed in a boundary not the boundary itself

[toxic relic]

a through hole yessir

[surreal mirage]

So a wormhole has one hole but two entrances

[toxic relic]

if you flatten it to a plane a bent straw has no holes because theres no through hole

worm hole is something else

[toxic relic]

but yeah

[surreal mirage]

So if i flattened the straw in the middle it has two holes

[toxic relic]

its one hole and 2 entrance

the bent?

if you flatten it from the middle outward then yeah

[surreal mirage]

I flatten it at just one point in the middle of the straw

Then it has two holes

[karmic jetty]

if u cant drink from it theres no holes

[toxic relic]

that would be invalid via the even laws

[surreal mirage]

So a cave entrance is not a hole? Because it doesn't lead anywhere (assuming it has one entrance)

[toxic relic]

yeah its not a hole

topologically

[karmic jetty]

its a hole

[toxic relic]

no

if it doesnt have a through hole its not a hole in this context

it is an entrance

but its flat

[surreal mirage]

So what's a hole in the ground that doesn't have an exit

[karmic jetty]

what kinda cave u talkin about

[toxic relic]

a wormhole is essentially a product of a unit circle and an interval

[thin wedge]

the caves and cliffs update

[toxic relic]

the interval is the length and the unit circle is the one hole

[surreal mirage]

Just a regular cave where it only has one entrance

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

the interval includes 0 holes

thust one hole with an interval

[karmic jetty]

so a hollow area in the wall?

no hole

[surreal mirage]

Regardless of how deep it is?

[toxic relic]

yes

[thin wedge]

eh some cave diving with brave it

[toxic relic]

deepness is just interval count

[karmic jetty]

if it goes somewhere theres a hole

[toxic relic]

it has nothing to do with hole count

[surreal mirage]

So a hole has to have two entrance connecting

[toxic relic]

if theres a through hole with the same unit circle

[thin wedge]

is this the whole is a straw one hole or two hole bs

[karmic jetty]

frick unit circles bruh

straw test

[toxic relic]

it could be a torus too

[karmic jetty]

can u drink from it

[toxic relic]

but in this context yes

[karmic jetty]

theres one hole

[toxic relic]

that is one hole yessir

[karmic jetty]

thats a donut tupid

[thin wedge]

so is the human body just one hole then

[toxic relic]

a cave is a cavity

not a hole

[surreal mirage]

So again, if i flatten a straw in the middle, does this mean it has two holes or no holes

[karmic jetty]

we are gettin there

[toxic relic]

unless the interval extends to a unit circle

[karmic jetty]

CAN U DRINK FROM IT

[toxic relic]

1 hole

[karmic jetty]

then theres no holes

[toxic relic]

oh

that straw

[thin wedge]

what if you chop up the straw

[surreal mirage]

No because im exerting enough pressure in the middle to stop liquid flow

[thin wedge]

infinite holes

like the novel

https://tenor.com/view/holes-zero-you-got-to-dig-them-holes-dig-digging-gif-12780548333918967587

[toxic relic]

i think it would have no holes if bent in the middle to where the inner edges meet yes

[thin wedge]

dig the hole hole digger

[karmic jetty]

no holes

[toxic relic]

because, to my knowledge, then if the straw was flattened to a plane it wouldnt have a through hole

[thin wedge]

they do be doing the worst strip mining/prospecting

[toxic relic]

if it did then there would be more holes but im not sure how a y tube works

[surreal mirage]

So if im shitting, does my asshole not have a hole for a second because it's blocked

[toxic relic]

yes

if its completely blocked

[surreal mirage]

Great

[toxic relic]

your anus is just a cavity

[surreal mirage]

No asshole

[toxic relic]

not a hole

[karmic jetty]

did u cement ur asshole shut

[toxic relic]

with poopoo

yessir

[karmic jetty]

then theres no hole

[toxic relic]

yessir

speaking of shitting

[karmic jetty]

i only bring the most scientific debates to discordia

[surreal mirage]

New scenario, say I'm in a cave that has large rooms on either side of a small say 1x1 meter enterance. Is that a hole or no? Both rooms are in the cave and have no other exits

Everything is connected with the same type of rock

[toxic relic]

is is the architectural layout open plan?

like a T shape

[karmic jetty]

can it pass a river

[surreal mirage]

Ok I'll explain better. Imagine this (=)

[karmic jetty]

thats a plus sign

[surreal mirage]

The brackets are rooms and the Equal sign is the passage

No other exits or entrances

[toxic relic]

where is the entrance

[karmic jetty]

thats an equal sign

[toxic relic]

none?

where is the cave entrance

[surreal mirage]

Nowhere, it's just two rooms in a cave connected by a small passage that is smaller than the rooms, dividing them

[karmic jetty]

thats no hole thats a chamber

[surreal mirage]

Does the passage have any holes or no

Two chambers connected by a small passage

[thin wedge]

holy moly

[surreal mirage]

Is the passage a hole or no

[toxic relic]

hm

[karmic jetty]

no its not a hole

wait

[toxic relic]

well the issue here is that a hole is defined by the space enclosed within a boundary

[karmic jetty]

[surreal mirage]

Gotcha there

[toxic relic]

and, repeating this, a hole cannot be shrunk to a point

[karmic jetty]

thats is .. a hole

[thin wedge]

the hole conundrum

[surreal mirage]

So even tho there are no exits and entrances, it's still a hole?

[toxic relic]

what shape is the passage

[surreal mirage]

Circular

[toxic relic]

yeah theres a hole

[karmic jetty]

ur shape its meant for u

[surreal mirage]

It's just two cave chambers connected by a circular passage

[toxic relic]

a circle cannot be shrunk to a point

[karmic jetty]

its a hole

a vent even

[toxic relic]

circular interval

its a hole

[surreal mirage]

What if it was a square hole

[toxic relic]

its a hole

[surreal mirage]

Even tho there are no exits

[toxic relic]

yessir

[surreal mirage]

Since both chambers don't go anywhere

[toxic relic]

an exit doesnt define hole count

[karmic jetty]

can u put a cylinder thru it

[surreal mirage]

By that logic, If i put slight pressure on a straw in the middle, it means that it now has two holes

[karmic jetty]

then its a hole

[karmic jetty]

no

[surreal mirage]

Or three even

[karmic jetty]

bcs u cant drink from it

[surreal mirage]

You can

I said slight pressure

[floral fiber]

What is this existential crisis is going on in gen chat

[karmic jetty]

slight pressure? oh then yes

theres one hole

[surreal mirage]

The middle is no longer equal to the rest of the straw

[karmic jetty]

just my shenanigans

[thin wedge]

every hole a goal

kobe

[surreal mirage]

Ok so if i put slight pressure in the middle of the straw and block both sides of the straw, how many holes does it have

[icy vigil]

Every joe a hole

[karmic jetty]

none

[surreal mirage]

So my cave scenario has no holes

[karmic jetty]

bcs its no longer a straw u can drink from

u made an hour glass

[thin wedge]

Like a caprisun with no straw

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-9409605829777402626

[surreal mirage]

Does an hour glass not have a hole

[toxic relic]

you're mixing up unequivocal definitions brah

[karmic jetty]

it does not

[thin wedge]

mfer filming and feeding a monkey while driving

[surreal mirage]

I'd argue that an hourglass has a hole

[karmic jetty]

no it doesnt

[thin wedge]

uhhh its contained

[surreal mirage]

Yes it does

[thin wedge]

in the same vessel

[surreal mirage]

We established this with my cave scenario

Two chambers connected with a passage has one hole

The middle of the hour glass is the hole

[karmic jetty]

an hourglass is not that at all

[thin wedge]

[karmic jetty]

thats a dumbell with a hollow grip

[thin wedge]

a cave is a series of networks tho

[surreal mirage]

Flip the cave i described by 90° and you have an hour glass

[karmic jetty]

an hourglass is one thing

[thin wedge]

a vein

like roots

[surreal mirage]

Doesn't matter if it looks like a dumbbell, we established earlier that the distance of the passage is irrelevant

[karmic jetty]

theres no hole in an hourglass!!!!

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[surreal mirage]

So my cave scenario has no hole then

[toxic relic]

it is a hole

all of this is eulers formula bro

[surreal mirage]

So then an hourglass has a hole

[toxic relic]

lolol

[karmic jetty]

ur cave scenario a has a STRAW connecting the two chambers

[toxic relic]

whats the shape of an hourglass

[karmic jetty]

an hourglass has NO STRAW