general_chat

[graceful dust]

yeah some ppl call that burgering

[hasty thistle]

Though this is my alien/angry-faced kitty normally when all chill and shit. Such a handsome man.

[candid patio]

10/10 cat pic right there

cozy
sunshine
beans
whiskers

[hasty thistle]

The best part is that he purrs like a little chainsaw.

...and snores. 🤣

Oh, and despite being a 17# football player of a cat, still has a kitten voice.

[karmic jetty]

i wanna put his paw in my mouth

[neat moat]

uh

[candid patio]

@toxic relic are you satisfied with your accommodations?

you strike me as a guy who wouldn't complain very much about your hotel room

[neat moat]

there are roaches in the bathroom sink

[toxic relic]

i dont give a fuck as long as i can sleep and piss

[hasty thistle]

At least the last resident didn't leave a log there.

[candid patio]

hahaha that was in the spirit of what i thought your answer would be

[neat moat]

they did, it clogged the toilet

[hasty thistle]

Roaches find humans disgusting, by the way. If you touch one, they'll flee to go clean themselves.

[candid patio]

lol

[hasty thistle]

How did leaving one in the sink clog the toilet???

[candid patio]

don't you dare start telling me cute facts about roaches

i already have trouble killing spiders for my wife.

[hasty thistle]

Leave the cute, cleanly roaches alone! 😉 😄

[candid patio]

i used to have a scorpion problem and fortunately there is no cute facts about them

they are just evil assholes in every aspect

[hasty thistle]

The bigger the scorpion the better, which is counter-intuitive.

[toxic relic]

you know

[candid patio]

going for a walk and need a snack? just eat a couple of your babies off your back

[toxic relic]

i house 2 hissing roaches

theyre cool

not dirty or anything theyre very handsome

[toxic relic]

dude scorpions are sick

interesting arthropods

and many animals eat their young

[hasty thistle]

I want a goliath bird eating spider for a pet... but I'm not sure how my cats would get along with that.

[toxic relic]

probably not well

[candid patio]

yeah we had arizona bark scorpions
scorpions are cool
but the most dangerous variety in north america inside your home is not

[toxic relic]

cats are not good with other species unless theyre raised with them or have a personality for them imo

one of my mates took care of cats from the spca and brought a rabbit home...rabbit didnt last very long before we had to rehouse it

[toxic relic]

theyre all cool

[hasty thistle]

Probably... especially since our big boy already has problems sharing with our little girl. She treats him like her big cuddly brother, while he seems to think of her as any teenager would look at their clingy 10-year old sibling would, just annoying.

[toxic relic]

yeah ahah

[candid patio]

when this tall buff rugged handsome man tells you that the worst experience of his life was recovering from multiple bark scorpion stings directly to his spine because they were in a tshirt that he put on from his closet, it strikes terror in your heart that these things are in your home.

[toxic relic]

ok

[candid patio]

cool yes
loose, wandering around your home, not cool

[toxic relic]

maybe cause i was raised rural it doesnt phase me

it happens

like snake bites on your ass cause they like to hide in the toilet

[hasty thistle]

Okay... I can challenge that story, but it'll make anyone with an outie for genitals cringe worse than you've ever cringed before.

And I guarantee, it'll phase you, this story. It involves a wasp sting.

[toxic relic]

or under cars

[toxic relic]

yawn

dong sting?

[hasty thistle]

Short version? Yes.

[toxic relic]

👍

[hasty thistle]

Funny version? It swelled up to twice its normal size. 🤣

[toxic relic]

so 6 inches instead of 3 lmao

[candid patio]

you are telling me you are okay with very dangerous creatures living in your home?

[hasty thistle]

Oh, no, not in length.

[toxic relic]

girth is crazy

dudes hanging a lego brick

[toxic relic]

yeah man its normal

you live with nature

even if you're in a city you're still a part of it

[candid patio]

even if I were alive 50,000 years ago living in a grass hut... I would try very hard to keep dangerous creatures from entering my home

[toxic relic]

lol

it was their land before you built your house on it

you share

its no ones property

[hasty thistle]

I live in the biggest city in my state of the US... and you should see the spider situation. We leave it because spiders eat the bugs that annoy us. Live in harmony with nature, y'all.

[toxic relic]

spiders peak

havent had an issue with mosquitoes ever since richard and his pals moved in

[hasty thistle]

Though to be fair, they're house spiders... and they actually can't survive outside. They evolved to live indoors.

[toxic relic]

[weary forge]

Howdy

[graceful dust]

if theyre dangerous move them outside

[toxic relic]

they usually go out on their own tbh

if you just leave the door open

or a window

[graceful dust]

more come in if i leave it open

[toxic relic]

haha

[graceful dust]

also super annoying cos we have moths rn

[toxic relic]

maybe your house is just very inviting

[toxic relic]

moths are sick

[weary forge]

If they’re dangerous- it matters where they are, near any medical center or anywhere a kid might go? Kill it.
Anywhere else. Who cares

[candid patio]

nah f that
I'm okay with the whole living in harmony with nature and shit
but many other animals mark their territory and don't like intruders.
i'm going to claim a certain amount of space that I can live in relative safety and protect from dangerous intruders.

[toxic relic]

bro what

[weary forge]

Spiders

That was the topic

[graceful dust]

theyre cool but i dont have the ability to repair fabrics nor the means to replace them

[toxic relic]

spiders just eat bugs

[hasty thistle]

Good lord, back to cats, though... it's my cats' dinner time, and if I showed you a picture of a 17# big boy and a 7# little girl, and then told you one was crying and one was getting aggressive due to being hangry, the only reason you'd guess correctly is because I'd say you'd usually guess opposite to the reality.

[toxic relic]

why are treating them like intruders bro

theyre just guys

american paranoia

[weary forge]

Indeed. But If I find a black widow at my sisters school imma get rid of it.

[toxic relic]

"theres an intruder in my home he's making webs on my door frame we have to kill it with guns"

[candid patio]

i have claimed this space for me. there is lots of other space that i don't claim. more than enough for them. am I not entitled to safety? to protect myself?

[graceful dust]

i feel like a freak around spiders cos i keep them around so i just kinda have to deal w it if they fall on me sometimes. i think the spiders that live in my house r bad at spidering

[hasty thistle]

Black widows are entirely different. They can be dangerous. However, the anti-venom for them is really common so deaths to them are stupidly rare.

[toxic relic]

protect yourself is crazy

lolol

this conversationm is so unserious

idk how you guys survive into adulthood like this

madmen new season

[weary forge]

Literally what humans have done for lifetimes. Survival means having a controlled environment, weather for mental stability or physical.

[toxic relic]

no

thats just historically wrong lol

symbiosis is a common natural relationship that humans have used

wtv man if you like to live afraid

[weary forge]

I didn’t say anything that goes against what this says

[candid patio]

sir...

[hasty thistle]

Symbiosis with spiders.

[graceful dust]

why do u think my country is the way it is. paranoid asf

[weary forge]

I didn’t say anything that goes against this either 🧡

[hasty thistle]

Speaking of spiders and other venomous things... does anyone know what animal causes the most deaths in Australia?

[weary forge]

I supported a point with my own information and experiences :>

[graceful dust]

i knew this once & forgot

[weary forge]

Oooh. Is it a jellyfish?

[hasty thistle]

Nope. It is horses.

[frosty tulip]

horses

ah you already said it

[graceful dust]

HORSE WIN

[weary forge]

I like horses

[frosty tulip]

theres loads of wild horses here

[graceful dust]

HORSE #1

LET'S GO

[frosty tulip]

pretty sure they snipe em from helicopters now to cull em

[hasty thistle]

There's the spiders and the jellyfish, and koalas all have chlamydia, but horses are the grim reaper of animals.

[weary forge]

That’s crazy, I didn’t know there was that many wild horses in Australia

[frosty tulip]

we've also got a fuck load of feral camels

[weary forge]

This I do know

[weary forge]

I like your pfp, what’s it from?

[hasty thistle]

It's more about people getting thrown from horses or having car accidents involving hitting horses.

[frosty tulip]

Disco Elysium

[frosty tulip]

Makes sense though, you're more likely to see horses than a lot of these venomous snakes and spiders. Even when you do, they don't tend to attack people.

[weary forge]

I’d assume so, however I wouldn’t see a trample or two out of the norm for those numbers

[frosty tulip]

Plus we got anti venom for a lot of that

[weary forge]

Texas you do have to worry about snakes

Das where I am

[frosty tulip]

It's probably easier to treat a venomous snake bite than a horse getting spooked and kicking you full force in the chest.

[hasty thistle]

Australia also exports camels to the middle east, which is wild.

[oblique stream]

My favourite mobile game

[toxic relic]

dont care bro

[frosty tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[weary forge]

That conversation ended

[toxic relic]

horses

i hate horses

personally

[weary forge]

I felt this response coming

[toxic relic]

donkeys are chill though

[graceful dust]

coward

[weary forge]

Why’s that?

[toxic relic]

horses are just unicorns

and they act the same

[weary forge]

Genius.

Also, funny.

[candid patio]

well I guess we are just going to have to agree to disagree on this one 🤷‍♂️

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-saul-goodcat-floppy-this-is-how-i-see-myself-on-discord-just-the-chill-lowkey-guy-gif-4974819829652802111

[graceful dust]

imagine seeing one of gods most fucked up creatures & going "its just a unicorn bro"

[weary forge]

Ty

[weary forge]

I like horses :>

[toxic relic]

giraffe

[weary forge]

Giraffes are wild

[toxic relic]

giraffes are cool though

[weary forge]

I agree

[graceful dust]

giraffes clear

[toxic relic]

i saw two guys have shrex at a reservation

[frosty tulip]

imagine having to explain to some alien that unicorns are made up nonsense, but narwhals are real

[graceful dust]

thats fair but theyre both ungulates u gotta give em that

[toxic relic]

it was interesting cause theyree so huge

you see everything

[weary forge]

I love narwhals

[toxic relic]

interesting guys

[weary forge]

What’s y’all’s favorite animal?

[graceful dust]

they dont gaf tho theyre just cool like that

[toxic relic]

real

[frosty tulip]

chameleons

[graceful dust]

giraffe lol

[toxic relic]

dairy you seem like a chameleon

[weary forge]

I love raccoons. Although I wouldn’t trust one… those opposable thumbs .

That’s why I really don’t like moneys.

[toxic relic]

or a leaf bug

[graceful dust]

i didnt decide that just now its always been this way... my fursona is a giraffe...

[weary forge]

Wild, lemme see

[frosty tulip]

lmao I gotta use that irl.

[graceful dust]

uhh

ifi have any pics

[frosty tulip]

"hey bro u give me massive leaf bug vibes"

[toxic relic]

you do bro

[candid patio]

homosapien

[weary forge]

Aweee

[toxic relic]

why

[frosty tulip]

I don't even know what a leaf bug vibe even is

[toxic relic]

lame ass answer

[weary forge]

That’s sweet. I wouldn’t.

[toxic relic]

you seem like a lanky fella

[frosty tulip]

oh yeah that makes sense then

[toxic relic]

probably got that aussie haircut

[candid patio]

i like me 🙂

[toxic relic]

you would probably fit well on a branch

[frosty tulip]

stick insect is a more comparable vibe I give off

[weary forge]

Funny

[toxic relic]

or assorted vegetation

[toxic relic]

real

[hasty thistle]

Wow, lots of scroll while I was feeding my cats... but back to Australia, I still think the wildest thing to come from there was the Emu War.

[toxic relic]

yawn

everyone memes that

[frosty tulip]

tbh, not really that wild

it was just like 3 guys or so with guns

[weary forge]

Do yall like ponies tho?

I love ponies

[toxic relic]

yeah just some guys shot emus cause farmers got annoyed

ponies suck balls

theyre like the pugs of horses

[weary forge]

I wouldn’t. Sounds painful

[graceful dust]

ok i think i made this when i was 14

[hasty thistle]

The best part of the Emu War was that Australia lost.

[frosty tulip]

I'd say even Ned Kelly is more wild than the Emu War.

[weary forge]

Not necessarily, although I can understand why one might think that

[graceful dust]

my fursona

[frosty tulip]

wild western Iron Man pretty much

[candid patio]

if I have to pick a non human animal... probably an echidna or a gibbon

[weary forge]

I’m ready

[graceful dust]

i cant find the drawings i did in 2020

[weary forge]

Peak

[graceful dust]

but they were good

[toxic relic]

chad beard

dudes hair game

cinema

[frosty tulip]

still so funny we got his suit displayed in our state library.

[toxic relic]

dude are you in vic?

insane

[frosty tulip]

You're just grabbing some books to read and you see this old suit of armour with bullet dents in it on display

[weary forge]

I’d say some of the serial killers in the 80s were crazy over there. But I’m not Australian so-

[frosty tulip]

yes

[toxic relic]

bruh

no wonder

[graceful dust]

sorry, 2017

[frosty tulip]

bruh ur american, I wouldn't play that game lol, we've all heard of the really deranged ones you guys had.

[weary forge]

10/10 fursona

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, the US wins the serial killer top prize, hands down.

[toxic relic]

emu war vs the buffalo killing

[weary forge]

That’s what I was saying. I’d say some were crazy there, but I don’t know who carries the heaviest.

I’m not Australian so I don’t know the worst of history there :>

[toxic relic]

america seems to keep winning the slaughter race

[graceful dust]

there is some other discussion goiung on while i am trying to find pics of my fursona

confounding

[toxic relic]

whats your humansona

are you a fleshie?

[weary forge]

His name is Granite

[graceful dust]

honeslty im more into my humansona than anything

[weary forge]

He’s a Puerto Rican

[frosty tulip]

recent-ish history?

[weary forge]

In general.

[candid patio]

the north american buffalo story is such a sad story

[graceful dust]

wait i had a fucking

scenesona

[toxic relic]

indeed

[weary forge]

My friend is the history nerd. I’m more in the now. I do love science a lot

[weary forge]

What is that

[frosty tulip]

plenty of bad shit then.

[candid patio]

the emus at least were a threat to people

[frosty tulip]

Up until like the 60s, the government was stealing aboriginal children from their parents and giving them away for adoption.

[toxic relic]

nah not realy

[hasty thistle]

Same in the US and Canada.

[frosty tulip]

yup

[graceful dust]

me if i were scene

[candid patio]

the buffalo were killed to starve the indigenous people

[frosty tulip]

if you're talking one bad event recent-ish in our history, that woman who kept saying that a dingo ate her baby.

She got convicted of it but she was telling the truth

[toxic relic]

its just the aus gov couldnt help farmers and the emus were eating the crops so they sent a handful of dudes to kill the emus then got bored and left

[weary forge]

Interesting

[toxic relic]

the gov issued a kill order for emus in exchange for money

[weary forge]

I’m gonna go on VRC. Bye bye :>

[hasty thistle]

I was just going to say, the true tragedy of that was that she was telling the truth, but nobody believed her and she spent time for it.

[graceful dust]

i havent drawn my humansona in literally 10 yrs

idk how i would go abt that now

is my piece of shit ethernet cable giving out again

[frosty tulip]

not just that, people were making fun of it constantly.

[hasty thistle]

That too.

[toxic relic]

yooo nz did the same with maori kids

this is a pattern

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, the sad thing is? White people suck.

It's proven again and again throughout history.

[graceful dust]

the worst thing

white ppl dont have to suck

[frosty tulip]

I'd more just say people in general suck

[graceful dust]

its a choice

[toxic relic]

im glad im cambodian and bulgarian
neither of those places did anything wrong

smile

[weary forge]

⭐

[toxic relic]

idk man i think you have to point out how most of recent history at least its just one group of guys

[frosty tulip]

eh, history has proven they aren't the only group that does this

[candid patio]

i suppose geographic locations can't do anything...

[toxic relic]

yeah doesnt mean they arent a major player

its kind of like saying yeah you got a gunshot wound to your head but you also had the flu so the death was multiple causes

[hasty thistle]

Wow, general chat getting all deep on the tragedies and injustices of history here.

[toxic relic]

pz huh

great game

[frosty tulip]

Never said they aren't a major player lol, just that people in general suck.

[graceful dust]

"ppl in general" dont hold a certain type of power pretty much anywhere they go in the world & use it to do violence

[hasty thistle]

When I asked what Aus's most deadly animal was back there, I would have accepted:

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-that-saturday-night-live-weekend-update-i-get-it-i-understand-gif-21609461

[graceful dust]

horses right

[hasty thistle]

If we discount "man", yes.

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/badlandschugs-pilk-pepsi-milk-gif-27664193

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-cripp-eric-what-are-you-trying-to-do-what-are-you-up-to-gif-1344536337519485154

[bronze moat]

Swedish Moose cause a LOT of car accidents.

What makes my head itch is how the hell does a Moose in Sweden drive a modern car in the first place

[toxic relic]

consuming a succulent meal

[candid patio]

you aint never had pepsi milk?

[graceful dust]

pilk

[candid patio]

https://tenor.com/view/a-succulent-chinese-meal-chinese-meal-democracy-manifest-what-is-the-charge-gif-9596920876794458838

[toxic relic]

this is democracy manifest

[hasty thistle]

. . .

[graceful dust]

i wish pilk sounded as good as moke #fuckcocacola

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334322

[toxic relic]

he died last year

prostate cancer

[hasty thistle]

I mean, people tell me dairy and alcohol don't mix... and I'd counter with either Kahlua or Tia Maria mixed into milk that makes something very much like alcoholic chocolate milk.

But milk and cola??? That sounds like a war crime to me.

[toxic relic]

you gotta get it down before it curdle

unles you like milk pulp

[graceful dust]

i mean like

[hasty thistle]

Okay, that sounds like a "cement mixer". 1/2 shot of Bailey's Irish Cream and 1/2 shot of lemon juice... and you're supposed to swish it about in your mouth to mix them.

[graceful dust]

u gotta be specific to milk cos there is a lotta alcohol that uses dairy

[hasty thistle]

Like Bailey's.

[toxic relic]

i like feeling the pieces coagulate in my mouth until i can softly chew the cream balls

[graceful dust]

big fan of irish cream yeah

[hasty thistle]

Make yourself a milkshake with Kahlua, Tia Maria, Amaretto and ice cream. Thank me later.

[toxic relic]

milkshake gross

why do you just drink wet glue

[hasty thistle]

It brings all the boys to the yard.

[graceful dust]

milkshakes bad chewing balls good got it

[toxic relic]

oorah

i have odd tastes

[graceful dust]

u dont even like horses

[toxic relic]

yeah theyre lame

[hasty thistle]

Has nobody here ever been to Applebee's and had a mudslide???

[toxic relic]

idk what applebees is

mudslide sounds like a word for diarrhea

[graceful dust]

i may have?

i dont remember

[toxic relic]

yo bro dont go into the bathroom theres a mudslide in the toilet

[hasty thistle]

Generic restaurant/bar in the US. But a mudslide is an alcoholic milkshake that is quite delicious.

[graceful dust]

i make milkshakes at home

[toxic relic]

mudslide in my pants amiright

crazy name

[bronze moat]

Poor mans pepsi float.

Ice cream float with pepsi is popular.

So poor man version is milk + cola.

Not the same but also not gross so people drink it

[hasty thistle]

I've tried a cola float, and they are too weird for me. Give me a root beer float over that every day.

[bronze moat]

There’s a latin American drink that is something like Rum mixed with condensed milk, sugar, and cream.

Super alcoholism level drunk on milk

[rain mango]

The more popular version of that takes wine

Its called "tapa na coxa" or something like "knee's slap"

In english

[bronze moat]

Orange milk is literally the same flavors and ingredients as an “orange cicle”. Just not frozen. Super yummy.

Banana milk same thing. Just a melted banana milkshake flavor

[toxic relic]

whats the one with pineapple called in english

smile

[hasty thistle]

Take 1 part banana milk, 1 part chocolate milk, mix, enjoy.

Too bad that banana milk uses artificial flavors to get the flavors of the now extinct varietal of bananas we used to eat instead of the ones we eat nowadays.

[bronze moat]

Oh! Bourbon, vanilla and milk is often called a milk punch.

Another one with chocolate and a shot of (something) is a car bomb

[rain mango]

U can just blend banana with milk

https://tenor.com/view/dog-attentive-looking-closely-gif-16853859902722296801

[bronze moat]

Why blend for $1 when you can buy at a store for $5?

Silly human

[rain mango]

Yea that implies owning a blender

My bad chat

[graceful dust]

clearly you dont own a blender

[rain mango]

Clearly blender is a free software

So i can own it for free

[hasty thistle]

Also, you want a banana that's turned brown and then frozen until it turns into frozen goo... and then you gotta blend it. It's labor intensive. You don't blend a fresh banana into milk.

[graceful dust]

freezing a banana isnt labor intensive

[rain mango]

Cooking +1

[hasty thistle]

Okay, time consuming.

You don't do it on a whim.

[graceful dust]

i do shit like this all the time u just kinda keep stuff like that around if u think ur gonna want it later

[rain mango]

But yea, most of the sugars in bananas are formed when theyre brown

Cause oxygen

[graceful dust]

the nature of freezing means it'll prolly still be there when the whim strikes u

[hasty thistle]

True, but you still have to have done the setup beforehand.

[graceful dust]

putting a banana in the freezer

[hasty thistle]

No no no. You have to get a banana, wait until it is mostly brown but still not complete mush in side, then peel it and put it in something like a ziplock bag, and then freeze it. It's not so simple as just popping an unpeeled banana in the freezer immediately after buying it.

[rain mango]

Cooking lvl 8^

[graceful dust]

u get a bunch of bananas, eat a few of them, forget the last few exist for a lil too long, put them in a baggie, put them in the freezer

[hasty thistle]

That is typically how it is done, yes. 😄

Just don't forget for way too long. That's how you get fruit flies.

[graceful dust]

my roommate is rly into bananas lately im praying she slows down long enuf for me to freeze one or two of em actually

[hasty thistle]

Okay, y'all, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down. Time for me to get some sleep at night during one of the last few nights I get to do so before returning to work after my vacation.

[graceful dust]

dont die

[random carbon]

Meoww

[hasty thistle]

Always take vacation around Halloween, as that's my and the spouse's anniversary... but that's coming to an end after this weekend. At least our anniversary present to me is comfy new work clothes and boots without holes in them for this winter.

It's also nice to take a vacation shortly before everything blows up at UPS when the holiday season truly kicks off. It gets nutter butters at work during what they call "peak season". We all end up having to do 6-day weeks.

Anyway, like I said, time to go enjoy sleeping at night. Y'all have fun without me. 👋 🌊

[weary forge]

Howdy

[ancient meteor]

Meowdy

[weary forge]

Cowboy cat

Catboy-cow *

[subtle shoal]

toyday I will rice my linux mint setup

probably

the linux brainrot has gotten to me

[pearl moon]

Thought Linux mint was supposed to be super easy to use

[subtle shoal]

well it is

incredibly easy to use

and user friendly

[languid meadow]

What rot?

[icy vigil]

god bless choccy milk

[subtle shoal]

ricing rot

[toxic relic]

peak

ricing is fun

[languid meadow]

Like actual rice the food?

[toxic relic]

no

[subtle shoal]

no

[toxic relic]

ricing is customising the de

[subtle shoal]

ricing is making your desktop look awesome

or not

depends on what youre going for

[toxic relic]

yessir

[weary forge]

Lemme see when you’re done :>

[toxic relic]

madmen is great

i want to murder betty

[subtle shoal]

like these are all examples of ricing

this is my desktop not riced, simple, sorta clean

[languid meadow]

What the hell is the point?

[weary forge]

Ye ye

[subtle shoal]

to make it look cool?

and to personalize your DE

[weary forge]

Customization and design.
Perfect for either nice looks or organized design

[subtle shoal]

^

[weary forge]

I’d do it to make mine neat and tidy, especially since I use so many different applications and files, writing and playing games, etc.

I’ve thought of making my laptop Lynx Run. I just don’t fully know enough

I’d need help. And I don’t think the time is right

[toxic relic]

just backup everything

ive lost several drives of data fucking up

[languid meadow]

U got no appreciations on the desktop

[subtle shoal]

little thingamajig called the menu searchbar

[weary forge]

Mmm clean

[toxic relic]

i keep by bar on the side lmao

[subtle shoal]

fair

[toxic relic]

on the left

[subtle shoal]

ubuntu style

[weary forge]

Nice, I always liked that

[toxic relic]

real

[languid meadow]

Don’t need that thing

[subtle shoal]

youre so wrong

[weary forge]

I use it often. Device manager, settings, etc etc.

[toxic relic]

all you need is terminal

[subtle shoal]

holy terminal

[weary forge]

Valid ^

[toxic relic]

🙏

[languid meadow]

I only said that cause I wanted to see the response

[subtle shoal]

ragebait

[weary forge]

Pro proffer

He be proffen

[toxic relic]

it takes a while to learn the commands but man when the muscle memory is there

cinema

[weary forge]

I agree 100%

[subtle shoal]

only major fuckup ive had on linux mint is the timeshift program which backs up everything and it randomly just stopped working but

I havent used it since so

[weary forge]

I’ll keep this in mind ^^^

[toxic relic]

i have no idea how mint works but fair brother fair

its debian right?

[subtle shoal]

ubuntu based iirc

[toxic relic]

thats debian yeah

fair

[subtle shoal]

oh yes i forgot

yeah

its all debian in the end

[toxic relic]

all good

unless its arch or its own thing lol

like that mlp os

crazy

[subtle shoal]

gentoo

or LFS

[toxic relic]

gentoo is for real nerds

[weary forge]

I need to learn how to setup Linux on my laptop, I greatly dislike windows so so so much

Any tips nerd?

[tropic smelt]

Yeah so you can play dispatch lil bro

[subtle shoal]

uhh have a usb stick and a wifi/ethernet connection

[toxic relic]

fedora is for redditers, arch is for casuals, debian is for beginners and gentoo is for life longers

[subtle shoal]

follow a guide

install mint as a beginner

as I did too

[toxic relic]

back up your harddrives

[weary forge]

May I see examples of theses?

[paper hull]

Avoid archlinux 😏

[weary forge]

Like photos?

[toxic relic]

cause it wipes the formatted drive

[toxic relic]

wdym

photos of what they look like?

[subtle shoal]

(or fucking nuke them like I did cause I didnt have anything important/useful for the most part apart from my photos collection)

[toxic relic]

just look them up, im on a bus rn sorry dude

[paper hull]

Google

[graceful dust]

if arch is casual what is hardcore

[subtle shoal]

oh and also for the USB stick dont have anything important on there too

[toxic relic]

gentoo

gentoo isnt really hardcore

[subtle shoal]

cause youll use the USB stick as a sort of "launching pad"

[toxic relic]

its just top of the iceberg hardcore ig

[subtle shoal]

to installing mint/any linux distro

[paper hull]

Linux tech tips

[toxic relic]

you could just not use an os

a lot of people do that

[paper hull]

Just piss ur pants

[raw rock]

true

[toxic relic]

sir yessir oorah

[subtle shoal]

youll need a formatting tool to make the USB bootable so itll format the USB stick too and add some bootable thing

[toxic relic]

rufus

[subtle shoal]

or balenaetcher

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/rufus-kim-possible-si-yes-gif-24565572

[toxic relic]

its very simple haha takes 5 min

[graceful dust]

it takes like

an hour

but

passive process

[toxic relic]

an hour?

🤨

[subtle shoal]

an hour of what

when

[graceful dust]

to create the bootable usb

[toxic relic]

what

no

[subtle shoal]

not at all

[graceful dust]

does it not take an hour for y'all

[subtle shoal]

it took like 3 or 2 minutes

[toxic relic]

no lmao

[subtle shoal]

for me

[graceful dust]

omfg

[subtle shoal]

nope lol

[graceful dust]

what the hell

[toxic relic]

yeah what nerd said

2/3 min

[graceful dust]

it has never been that fast for me

u are booting from blank text docs... i swear...

ur os is made up

[toxic relic]

hour of flashing a drive with just an appimage? or os images?

thats crazy

[graceful dust]

last time i did it was ubuntu maybe it is that bloated

[toxic relic]

maybe your shit just slow

nah

[graceful dust]

my shit is prolly slow

built this thing in 2018

almost old enuf to be ur grandparent

[subtle shoal]

js installed fastfetch

jesus christ that thing is much faster than neofetch

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-user-open-source-gif-26342988

[subtle shoal]

real

[paper hull]

I miss pek

[weary forge]

Time for MLP asmr and sleep.

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-breakin-windows10-windows-computer-gif-21384541

We can't expect god to all the work

[paper hull]

For what

[weary forge]

I like being told nice things when I sleep, the talking is something to focus on, the lovingly kind conversation is something to help me calm down

Difficult to explain the first bit, but I think you get the idea

[paper hull]

What's an mlp

[weary forge]

My Little Pony

[paper hull]

Oh right

[weary forge]

Specifically Friendship Is Magic

[paper hull]

Well hey whatever helps you sleep (literally)

[weary forge]

I’m cringe :>
I know this

[languid meadow]

Wasn’t gonna say anything but ya do what ya want

[charred lion]

I wish he were still with us

[weary forge]

Yeah I don’t mind what people think in general, I do what I enjoy, I do always appreciate genuineness from others tho.

Goodnight everyone 🧡

[paper hull]

The best way to live

[oblique stream]

I cant believe so many vets get replaced by ai

[paper hull]

Sleep well

[oblique stream]

Omar, Frogski, Pek

[charred lion]

AI? No pek was replaced by 2 chimps in a trench coat

one speaks English but can't read, other one speaks in sign language and is blind

He's not deaf he just doesn't know how to talk verbally it's interesting actually

[spice arrow]

Arch and Gentoo users spending time recompiling their os instead of showering

[subtle shoal]

arch users when they have to do something productive instead of reinstalling audio drivers

https://tenor.com/view/linux-arch-linux-desktop-productive-drivers-gif-26104738

[toxic relic]

arch users when they have to wait 30 minutes before using their pc cause 30 new packages need to be updated

[languid meadow]

What’s Linux a software?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/arch-gentoo-linux-backdoor-xz-gif-6593951352942588143

[charred lion]

basically imagine a smelly discord mod

[subtle shoal]

an operating software...

[paper hull]

cool new robot unveiled

[toxic relic]

they know bro

[charred lion]

operating system ackchually

[toxic relic]

they just want to see the replies

[paper hull]

It has tits

[toxic relic]

dont fall for bait brah

[paper hull]

😩

[charred lion]

🤤

[languid meadow]

Sounds like trash

[subtle shoal]

i fell for the bait

fuck my stupid chud life

[toxic relic]

again

[charred lion]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

[toxic relic]

real

[paper hull]

Operate these

[toxic relic]

its ok dude youll learn

[toxic relic]

operate dis fr

[charred lion]

operate these nuts

[paper hull]

Where's our resident nostalgia critic

[charred lion]

operate these cojones

[paper hull]

Haven't seen him for a day or so

[neon bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012288696336273428/1261242865800052737/45F18BAAA0743CF81948A1EB0AFFE086_0.gif

[charred lion]

where's the resident complaint critic

[toxic relic]

you forlift certified? i need someone to operate this big lever

[subtle shoal]

nostalgia critic of the infamous nostalgia critic's THE WALL?

or any of his other

"movies"

[paper hull]

The geometry trilogy

[burnt kite]

gentoo is horrifying

[charred lion]

where is cuboid

[toxic relic]

nah

its peak

[paper hull]

Pre production

[charred lion]

hell yeah

[toxic relic]

peek at deez

[charred lion]

eat sleep peek mid repeat

[toxic relic]

peek at dis

[subtle shoal]

dis&deez

like 2 brothers

[toxic relic]

put em together and you got meat and 2 veg

[karmic jetty]

i am also in this episode

[graceful dust]

balls chat?

[toxic relic]

balls

zo you should watch mad men

[chilly lily]

im new in zomboid, is it possible to build walls inside houses?

[toxic relic]

yes

[karmic jetty]

went back home only to go back to the office

[toxic relic]

bro why

[karmic jetty]

and turns out it was a nuthin borgor

[paper hull]

cmon guys

[karmic jetty]

im PISSED

[paper hull]

no balls chat

its not fair

[toxic relic]

cmon dis bro

[toxic relic]

why

[graceful dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244742065728782402/1337344559037808671/mousebites.gif

[karmic jetty]

some bs

[toxic relic]

house md sucks

[paper hull]

do you wanna kiss about it?

i mean talk

[karmic jetty]

mouse bites

[graceful dust]

it does thats why i warched it

[toxic relic]

fair

[graceful dust]

my cat is passive aggressively laying on top of me i dont think she realizes i enjoy it

[subtle shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1099405647239467008/togif.gif

[toxic relic]

this guy is crazy

[toxic relic]

why are old people talking about how youths are sensitive when saying god dammit used to be sacrilege

[paper hull]

only my generation was tough

source: trust me

[graceful dust]

my generation is not strong of character. not principled at all

[paper hull]

i have a massive pair of

shoes to fill

[karmic jetty]

👴

[subtle shoal]

my generation is doomed

[livid notch]

Imo sensitivity is not based on age but expreince

They are using all youths in that sentence

[subtle shoal]

living in a dying and slowly collapsing world

[graceful dust]

naw when they say sensitive they mean compassionate lol

why do youngsters these days care abt other ppl

[toxic relic]

huh

that makes sense

[livid notch]

That's a bad thing?

[oblique stream]

Yes

[toxic relic]

if you care about other people then you wont work on my yacht money

[burnt kite]

they don't realise that quality of life is dropping each year, because they are already done living since they sorted the shit pipes out for someone in 1960's and made a fortune

[graceful dust]

honest to god theres a shitload of ppl in this world who think its a major character & moral flaw to gaf

[toxic relic]

you gotta keep making your boss money otherwise you're evil

[oblique stream]

helping is sharing

and sharing is communist

[burnt kite]

sharing is cammunism

oh bruh

[paper hull]

im already a cromunist

[toxic relic]

bruh i swear people got rich back in ye olde day exploiting others, horded it to get richer and decided the world didnt matter after them so here we are

[oblique stream]

Wdym in ye olden days

[karmic jetty]

shouldve been me not them

[graceful dust]

<_< am i allowed to say it this time

[toxic relic]

when the dynasties started

the capitalist dynasties

[karmic jetty]

it starts with... ONE THING

[toxic relic]

leik after ww1

[burnt kite]

people can't do that anymore because the outlet has been seized, only big corpos get to do that

[karmic jetty]

u mean the great war that ends all wars

[toxic relic]

yessir

[karmic jetty]

wait wdym theres a sequel

[toxic relic]

only the people already up there get up there

[paper hull]

dude i made a fort minor referance the other day and everyone gave me legit awnsers

[burnt kite]

the power is consolidated, it's not a wild west anymore

[paper hull]

i was all "maybe its 10% luck and 20% skill"

and these KIDS

like "uhm actually"

[oblique stream]

saying it like it isn't a thing today

[subtle shoal]

lwk enjoying configuring fastfetch

[toxic relic]

they are bro

[burnt kite]

these kids might never own property, definitely their fault

[toxic relic]

read my message brah

[subtle shoal]

i like this whole thingajamijg

[toxic relic]

they started then and solidified

thats why theyre here now

[graceful dust]

i think i witnessed that or someth similar & wanted to say someth but i had to be like nvm

[karmic jetty]

chat u too can be a morbillionaire if u pay for my course

[oblique stream]

ye olden days is like -1 day ago

[burnt kite]

how long is your e-penis

[graceful dust]

bystander effect moment

[toxic relic]

no

christ dude im saying they started back then

[subtle shoal]

7

[toxic relic]

they horded their money and fucked eveything over

[karmic jetty]

7 pixels

[subtle shoal]

figure it out from there

[toxic relic]

and thats why only theyre at the top now

[subtle shoal]

maybe

[karmic jetty]

u dont understand fartass he needs that 1 trillion clams

[graceful dust]

we're at a point where like that wealth is only gonna be seen by successors & families

when i am dead & when all the boomers r dead my generation will be the richest one lol

[toxic relic]

15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name

[charred lion]

not if I kill everyone ever

[graceful dust]

doing my part to make millennials look richer by just keeling over

[charred lion]

nuclear fire :3

[toxic relic]

wrong

[graceful dust]

that might affect the economy somewhat

[toxic relic]

money isnt real

[burnt kite]

im lowkey getting a bit bored, I don't know what to do and it looks a bit barren

[karmic jetty]

yea lemme just buy snackos with my willpower alone

[paper hull]

im pregnant with a bag of money

[toxic relic]

only thing thats real is deez nuts

[subtle shoal]

7.1

[toxic relic]

just because it has influence doesnt mean its not fake

[karmic jetty]

the things id do for clams

[toxic relic]

money only has value cause people believe in it

[paper hull]

racism in the world of one piece is the most stupid shit i ever heard of

"oh were racist to fish people in a world mostly made of water"

???

[toxic relic]

your clams are like speculative stonks zo

no wonder you keep losing in gold

[oblique stream]

Should have invested in sea shells

[burnt kite]

imagine using the gold standard in the big ole 25, use bitcoin

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[karmic jetty]

least annoying thing after all the retcons

[toxic relic]

thats just like real life

[graceful dust]

it's made up but it is real. slight difference. not rly any less silly

[toxic relic]

wtv its stupid

money sucks balls

[oblique stream]

soon enough price will skyrocket

[toxic relic]

id rather enjoy this huge banana i bought

[oblique stream]

Due to the laws of supply and demand

[toxic relic]

it was 4 bucks for a kg but they're huge

[oblique stream]

[karmic jetty]

the more oda introduces these op factions the more stupid the story becomes in retrospect

gods knights? where were they when the goat fisher tiger attacked marie jois

[toxic relic]

its 22 cm long

insane banana

[oblique stream]

Ok uncle

[karmic jetty]

u tellin me he clapped immortal cheeks and survived

[toxic relic]

dude

how did they grow like that

the strain is from ecuador

[subtle shoal]

yknow shits getting serious when im in visual studio code

[oblique stream]

Decades of selection to mutate them into such sizes

[karmic jetty]

yea goofy got this prodigal god devil fruit... lets not do anything actually until years later

[toxic relic]

delicious

i should fry this

[oblique stream]

You what

[toxic relic]

fry it

[oblique stream]

Wdym fry it

[toxic relic]

fried banana fucks

it sweet and savoury

[oblique stream]

Its a banana

[toxic relic]

yeah

[oblique stream]

Not deez nuts

[toxic relic]

yeah

you never heard of banana curry?

[oblique stream]

Why would you need to fry it

No?

[toxic relic]

bruh

white boy

[graceful dust]

bc frying some things makes them tastier

ive never had fried banana i wonder if i would die

its cooked all the way thru like that right

[icy vigil]

you would

[toxic relic]

its sweet

[graceful dust]

i have a raw fruit allergy

[karmic jetty]

sadge

[graceful dust]

bananas r actually one of the worst for me but its my favie fruit

[subtle shoal]

yooo i just hid a fastfetch setting with VSC 🔥

[toxic hawk]

Fried and sweet food makes me feel queezy

[karmic jetty]

is apple raw fruit

[toxic relic]

fair

i get it

[graceful dust]

like i love slightly green bananas

[toxic hawk]

what did you do in that elevator

[toxic relic]

you cant eat too much

[graceful dust]

raw apples r raw fruit

[subtle shoal]

wha

[graceful dust]

raw like uncooked

[toxic hawk]

what did you do to that homeless man

[toxic relic]

raw fruit allergy is interesting

how does that work

[graceful dust]

i think cooking does someth to them that makes them safe for me to eat

[karmic jetty]

wait

WAIT WAIT WAIT

[subtle shoal]

how do yo uknow

[graceful dust]

enzymes or someth

[karmic jetty]

u can be a fruit detector

[subtle shoal]

what are you talking about I mean

[graceful dust]

its the same with eggs

[subtle shoal]

what homeless man

[karmic jetty]

is tomato a fruit

eat one

BAM

[subtle shoal]

i didnt know he was there man

[toxic hawk]

cooking most likely destroys the allergene in it or modifies it so the immune system cant recognise it

[karmic jetty]

solved

[toxic relic]

tomato is a fruit

[graceful dust]

my gaydar works fine

[toxic relic]

do you mean fruit like berry?

[graceful dust]

tomato doesnt do it afaik

[karmic jetty]

i know but he can prove it

[toxic relic]

bro what

[burnt kite]

takes one to know one

[graceful dust]

probably

[karmic jetty]

SEEEEEE

[toxic relic]

tomato is a fruit

its a berry

[graceful dust]

like idk the specifics of it

[toxic hawk]

could it be a fructose alelrgy ?

[karmic jetty]

ur a berry

[spice arrow]

Valuable skill in the stone ages

[graceful dust]

just that some things when i eat them i die

[oblique stream]

Looks unappetising

[toxic relic]

wrong

its delicious

[toxic hawk]

this shit fire

[graceful dust]

& its like. most fruit does the same thing to me

[toxic relic]

like pomegranate in rice

[oblique stream]

Why wouls you take a perfectly sweet and tasty banana and fry it

[toxic relic]

flavour

[karmic jetty]

yommers

often eat those for tea time

[toxic relic]

is it called oral allergy syndrome

[oblique stream]

oral deez nuts

gottem

[karmic jetty]

the english name is bornana fritters

[graceful dust]

yea i just looked it up & saw that. its not limited to like my mouth burning but im guessing ut still counts if it makes me throw up

[toxic relic]

damn

your immune system is crazy

[karmic jetty]

human body just decides to do it for the silly

[graceful dust]

o just realizes oranges dont do this to me at all

[toxic relic]

orange delicious

[karmic jetty]

its not a fruit...

[toxic relic]

i fucking hate orange chocolate

[toxic relic]

it is

[karmic jetty]

sucks ass

[toxic relic]

orange chocolate does suck

[graceful dust]

orange is my 2nd fav fruit

[toxic relic]

whats the first

banana?

[languid meadow]

A complete idiot thought that would be a smart idea for chocolate

[graceful dust]

i wonder if my coconut allergy is related to this at all cos im also allergic to that cooked but idk

[graceful dust]

yea

[toxic relic]

must suck

is there any way you can try cooked banana

[graceful dust]

sucks so bad

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

put it on your arm and see if it goes red

[paper hull]

What the fuck

[graceful dust]

i was in high school when the allergy hit & banana was like 3/4 of my breakfast

[spice arrow]

How about lemon chocolate

[paper hull]

Are you guys talking shit on the Terry's chocolate orange

[toxic relic]

fucked

[graceful dust]

i think cooked is fine

[paper hull]

Fuck y'all

[toxic relic]

🤔 better

[toxic relic]

yes

it sucks

i fucking hate it

[paper hull]

You suck

[toxic relic]

i suck balls fr

[paper hull]

It's a fucking national treasure

[graceful dust]

like i can eat banana bread just fine

[harsh vault]

except me ofc

[toxic relic]

not even nick cage would steal it bro

[graceful dust]

do i not have my fkcing

nic cage orange gif in my favs

brb

[harsh vault]

i want a honeycrisp apple

[toxic relic]

apples are mid

in the true sense of the word

[paper hull]

The perfect male physique

[harsh vault]

honeycrisp are really good

[toxic relic]

i think theyre so globalised that theyre seen as one of the basic fruits-even though theyre not very common in many regions

[burnt kite]

the fruit baseline

[toxic relic]

im not really into apples

[harsh vault]

my fav fruit is probably the red mango

[burnt kite]

almost no one is obsessed with apples, the mid

[toxic relic]

fruit baseline in the west i agree

bro what about pear

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-blud-diddy-blud-jelly-bean-mango-gif-9627811804726875651

[harsh vault]

i dont like pears

[toxic relic]

"my top fruit is pear?"

[harsh vault]

pears taste dry

[toxic relic]

i dont think ive heard anyone talk about pears in years

[burnt kite]

it goes hand in hand

[harsh vault]

i used to be obsessed with pairs as a child

[toxic relic]

pair of deez

[harsh vault]

but i kinda grew out of it

[karmic jetty]

just heard ishowspeed mentioned in the radio....

worlds collide

[harsh vault]

I just said pair smh

[karmic jetty]

the web has mixed into reality

[toxic relic]

pears are so apple adjacent theyre just wet apples fr

[graceful dust]

dehydrated apple good on oatmeal

[toxic relic]

pair of deez nuts on yo mouth

[karmic jetty]

soon there will be digital monsters

[harsh vault]

not complaining

[toxic relic]

i prefer dates and

banana

[graceful dust]

my 3rd fav fruit is prolly peaches or plums

[toxic relic]

plum aye

i fuck with dates

[harsh vault]

i like bananas, but it always irritates me how the banana and watermelon taste in artificial stuff are nothing like the real thing

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-works-tv-dream-works-animation-voltron-voltron-series-gif-9056747

[karmic jetty]

when le fake doesnt taste like le real

[toxic relic]

what artificial tastes like the real

🤨

[karmic jetty]

none unless ur delulu

[graceful dust]

i could house prunes forever prolly

[harsh vault]

i meant non-artificial

[karmic jetty]

i like raisins

[harsh vault]

give me a break

[toxic relic]

what

[harsh vault]

i hate this chat

[toxic relic]

how the non artificial tastes nothing like the non artificial

or what

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[karmic jetty]

coming here always make me feel smarter

[toxic relic]

real

[harsh vault]

im dumb yes

[toxic relic]

nerd emote

[karmic jetty]

[graceful dust]

the flavor of artificial watermelon & banana notably dont taste remotely like the real thing

[toxic relic]

yeah we know

but nothing artificial tastes like real

[harsh vault]

wait does artificial mean fake or real

[toxic relic]

bruh

[graceful dust]

but u couldnt pick that up? l

why cant i fucking type rn

[toxic relic]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/artificial

[harsh vault]

artificial means fake and i misread stinks comment

holy shit i should sleep

[toxic relic]

artifical, artifice

[karmic jetty]

go to bed

[icy vigil]

dont sleep

[graceful dust]

u could identify most tho. like theres a bit of real flavor beneath

[harsh vault]

be nice clown

[paper hull]

artificial banana taste the way it does because its flavor profile is based off a now extinct version of bananas

[toxic relic]

🤨

[karmic jetty]

is this real

[toxic relic]

no

its not

[karmic jetty]

darn

[toxic relic]

hank green mythbusted it

[icy vigil]

im waiting for banana ver. 3.0

[graceful dust]

apparently that aint even true so no one knows why tf theyre like that actually

[karmic jetty]

stop patching bornana

[toxic relic]

there is a banana strain that tastes like it apparently and its real

[karmic jetty]

i cant keep up

[toxic relic]

it groes in indonesia, apparently

but its hard to mass produce

[karmic jetty]

my hardware is not compatitible

[paper hull]

The Gros Michel banana went extinct in 1965 and is the flavor profile this is based off

[toxic relic]

its not

[karmic jetty]

im using oldnana

[toxic relic]

hank green tested this 🤓

[burnt kite]

gross michael

yucky mike

[graceful dust]

its not extinct its just not mass marketed

[paper hull]

we dont talk about hank green

[harsh vault]

what about the experimental one

[toxic relic]

real

they still grow gros michel

just cant be mass produced or grown cause disease

[karmic jetty]

we should just make a new froot

[toxic relic]

since banana are all clones of each other disease easy to spread

like incest

[karmic jetty]

shrimple

[toxic relic]

but selfcest

[harsh vault]

i want real blue raspberry

[paper hull]

im right here

[sour gull]

i heckin love science

[toxic relic]

ok

[toxic relic]

its a myth

sorry bro