general_chat

[onyx igloo]

They also carve statues

[harsh vault]

i think he kinda stopped that after spongebob outdid him

[burnt kite]

spingebill

[sturdy lily]

i got my head slammed into a desk

[burnt kite]

does that hurt the desk?

[sturdy lily]

no but my head hurts really bad

[burnt kite]

damn

[candid patio]

But why?

[sturdy lily]

dudeim not even joking it hurts really bad

[sturdy lily]

idk

[candid patio]

It hits me to my core

[candid patio]

Someone just came up to you and slammed your head into a desk?

[sturdy lily]

yeah my mom ddi

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/piyushzen-gif-13739582037142096856

[candid patio]

Hello, police?

[karmic jetty]

just do this slappy

[karmic jetty]

erm what the shrimp

[candid patio]

That's the dream

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-spongebob-dontlettheflamedieout-flame-gif-19163324

u can start TODAY

[candid patio]

Lol

In other news, apparently people from srilanka have really long names.

I'm dealing with someone whose name is so long it doesn't fit in the space allotted on his driver's license

So they had to abbreviate part of it

[icy vigil]

Dealing 👁️

Where are the drugs slappy

[candid patio]

I'm a leasing agent at a large apartment building and he's a new tenant. No drugs

[icy vigil]

Not yet

[candid patio]

Drug dealers don't check the id of their customers

[sturdy lily]

mine doesnt

[candid patio]

If my drug dealer asked for my ID I would say nevermind and leave.

[candid patio]

I'm already questioning you. I don't know if I believe that you both have a drug dealer and live with your mother who slams your head into a desk.

[sturdy lily]

why would i be over 21 if i had a dealer

[icy vigil]

🤔

[candid patio]

What kind of drugs do you do?

[icy vigil]

What did he mean by this

[sturdy lily]

only weed

[candid patio]

How much weed is "a lot" of weed?

[sturdy lily]

like wdym

[candid patio]

What do you call 3.5 grams?

[sturdy lily]

why would i know the terminology ive been trying to go clean for a month

[candid patio]

Hmmmm sussy.
You just call you dealer and say "1 weed please" and he gives you a bag with an unspecified amount?

[sturdy lily]

i dont use slang bro

[candid patio]

How do you consume the weed?

[azure tangle]

what is slang there except for "sussy"?

[quasi slate]

just playing terrariacraft

[sturdy lily]

normally i like to use edibles because weed smell is hard to get out of clothes even though edbiles are kinda hard to get a consistent dose of

[azure tangle]

I don't know what people that smell like weed do to smell that way, I smoke constantly and NEVER smell like weed smoke

[candid patio]

Nah that parts not sussy

[sturdy lily]

i always do and i havent smoked it in a while

[candid patio]

Novice smokers are terrible at hiding smell

[azure tangle]

Even as a novice I didn't smell like it

[sturdy lily]

yeah ik

[candid patio]

You probably did. You can't tell if you or your friend stinks if you both just smoked a joint. Everyone else can though

[sturdy lily]

yeah people always tell me i do\

[karmic jetty]

1 house pls

[azure tangle]

I never do, the only thing I've ever had issue smelling like is cigarette smoke

[candid patio]

You said you are trying to quit so I'm not going to give you advice.

[quasi slate]

thats right stupid bazinger tur nback

[candid patio]

And you said you are a minor so I'm double not going to give you advice

[harsh vault]

hai slappy

wait what

[candid patio]

Hi floof

[sturdy lily]

yeah i smell like ciggarettes all the time and i dont smoke ciggaretes

[harsh vault]

what did i miss

[azure tangle]

I missed that part, time for me to step away too

[sturdy lily]

yeah i wasnt asking you for advice

[candid patio]

Good luck quitting. The first could of weeks is the hardest part. I hope you escape your abusive home one day.

[harsh vault]

since when did we have leagues in smoking

[azure tangle]

Always?

[harsh vault]

i wouldnt know

[azure tangle]

Ever since hippie days

[harsh vault]

am too cool to smoke

hippies are cool

am such a tree hugger

[azure tangle]

Nothing about smoking or not necessarily makes you cool. Its not a cool factor thing

I smoke because I refuse to take antidepressants

I couldn't care less what people think about it.

[harsh vault]

i dont know much about smoking, but whatever gets you through living i guess

[sturdy lily]

my mom pretty much forces antidepressents down my throat

[quasi slate]

stupid bazinger

[candid patio]

Lol I definitely thought there always was a competitive aspect of being a pot head. Who can take the biggest hit, smoke the most, eat the highest mg edible, etc.

[azure tangle]

If you're 16+ and in the US, you can get emancipated for shit like that

[sturdy lily]

i dont even wanna take them because i get really bad mood swings if i dont take them

[karmic jetty]

[sturdy lily]

is that terraria

[quasi slate]

no thats minecraft

[sturdy lily]

why does it look like minecraft

[harsh vault]

there isnt?

[quasi slate]

im just using terrarian skin

[thin wedge]

why did moopy drop the hard b word

[harsh vault]

bazinga

[candid patio]

You sound like you are in a terrible situation. If you need help, please dm me.

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bazinga-blackbolt-gif-16400117089202280912

[karmic jetty]

i need a smol donation of 20 grand...

[sturdy lily]

bro im not even allowed to like go outside past my porch

[karmic jetty]

[sturdy lily]

if i have to go outside i have to sneak out of my window at night

[candid patio]

... There was in my circle of friends?

[sturdy lily]

and thats a 2 story drop

which is kinda hrad for me to land

mean

idk

[sturdy lily]

but my rooms at the second floor

[candid patio]

I said what I said.

[karmic jetty]

mate call the cops or cps or sumthin wth

[quasi slate]

bro i went bald

the hair was slowing me down

[candid patio]

I know a lot about being a desperate minor in an abusive home in America.

Surfed couches between several friends houses my last year in highschool.

[karmic jetty]

when does one graduate to major

[quasi slate]

chicken jockey

[vital marten]

It’s 6 pm and I’ve finally finished working but this was my final action

If I wasn’t before, I sure am dirty now

[candid patio]

You wearing a respirator?

[karmic jetty]

why does it have so much frames

or is it sped up

[azure tangle]

4k recording I think

[azure tangle]

I refuse to sand drywall with a powered sander, sanding blocks all the way

Smoother walls and less chance of blowing through your mud

[vital marten]

Yes

[azure tangle]

but I do this shit for a living

[vital marten]

I know but this was terrible like would’ve took 30 minutes of serious sanding to work through lmfao

[azure tangle]

just put a little more elbow into it =p

[vital marten]

Can shot it out like shit

[azure tangle]

did someone.... spray spackle that wall?

That person needs smacked

[vital marten]

We sprayed it with a can but the can had dried out or something idk

It didn’t shoot right

We sanding it off and gonna pull out the hopper

[azure tangle]

Next time, jsut buy a bucket of mud, and use a knife/mud pan

you can almost get it done first time and much easier time sanding

[vital marten]

Not texture guys btw just Painters

[azure tangle]

Ah, so you're just giving it the fuckit treatment lol

[vital marten]

Texture guys done this place up in winter, with no lights and they’re trying to have us fix everything

[azure tangle]

Sounds like a whole lot of telling the GC "not my job"

[vital marten]

Not per se this particular spot kinda went to shit

[azure tangle]

That's what I do when I get brought in for a specific task

"Not my job, either have the people come back to fix it or I finish with their fuckups"

[vital marten]

This job basically was us coming in after a whole different paint crew to repaint and fix multiple texture spots and messed up stuffs

[azure tangle]

This is why I got out of new builds and only really do remodel work now.

I can make more money in far less time.

[vital marten]

iPhone 17 pro

It just has the frames idk

[thin wedge]

ewaste 17

[lilac quarry]

bill are you reading catcher in the rye

[thin wedge]

no im reading how to kill a mockingbird

the title lied

[lilac quarry]

just watch the how to basic video

[thin wedge]

it doesn't teach you how to kill a mockingbird

smh misinformation

[lilac quarry]

ban

[thin wedge]

yes it is a banned book

[lilac quarry]

indeed

[thin wedge]

thank goodness

[lilac quarry]

[thin wedge]

animorphs are better

https://tenor.com/view/animorphs-cassie-anteater-gif-18183176

[azure tangle]

in some places, not everywhere

[karmic jetty]

[vital marten]

Nah I wanted the dust bowl experience

[vital marten]

I will use it for 3 years

Then we get Ewaste 20

[thin wedge]

mmm more slop

[toxic relic]

keith david or david keith

keith david is an og

he voices spawn

and he was in halo

🗣️

[vital marten]

Omg

The moon is big tonight

Giga Moon

[harsh vault]

wait until it shrinks because of some random austrian bald man

wait is gru austrian

he sounds austrian

[white obsidian]

Steve carrel

[harsh vault]

who that

the voice actor?

[white obsidian]

Yes

[harsh vault]

whats his nationality

[white obsidian]

American

[harsh vault]

does NOT sound american

[white obsidian]

You know michael from the office

[harsh vault]

oh

[white obsidian]

Same guy

[harsh vault]

gru's accent is russian

was my second guess

[toxic relic]

bruh

have you ever heard of putting on an accent?

[harsh vault]

yes

but

most of the time the voice actors dont do that

[toxic relic]

they do

lol

[harsh vault]

oh wait

[toxic relic]

what the fuck are you listening to

[harsh vault]

ya

[white obsidian]

Why do it matter

[toxic relic]

all voice actors put on voices

and grus accent sounds like nothing

[karmic jetty]

lmao

[toxic relic]

its some kind of exaggerated villain accent

probably uses random german and eastern european inflections

[karmic jetty]

when le voice actor... acts... with le voice...

[toxic relic]

fr

[white obsidian]

The minions use a Mongolian accent

Its true

[toxic relic]

what

[karmic jetty]

ive watched one too many despicable mes and the minions

[toxic relic]

i watched the first one

[karmic jetty]

and lemme tell u ur WRONG

[white obsidian]

Look up “men kissing” for more info on this

[karmic jetty]

first one is very diff

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

the minions looked grungier

[last spoke]

Remember that time our PM just disappeared

Like, actually just gone

[stable nest]

I remember watching it as a kid when it came out, came out 15 years ago, I feel old now

[karmic jetty]

me when i sleep

[toxic relic]

you were a kid 15 years ago?

you must be so young bro

[stable nest]

21

[toxic relic]

youre a baby

[stable nest]

I'm 21 rn

[toxic relic]

christ

[karmic jetty]

fetus

[toxic relic]

what is it with all these kids that think theyre old

[stable nest]

haha, I was 6 at the time, not exactly a fetus

[last spoke]

Younger than us? Grow up smh

[toxic relic]

thats not what were doing

idk why youths of today think theyre so old 🤔

[stable nest]

I wouldn't say I'm old but I say it because a bunch of time has passed

[toxic relic]

is it the fast paced world?

[karmic jetty]

👴

[thin wedge]

boo boo keys

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-dazed-unbearable-weight-massive-talent-pedro-pascal-gif-15280745598034380181

[last spoke]

Depression causes brains to chemically age faster

[vital marten]

Nick cage is always himself

[last spoke]

[toxic relic]

ok

[stable nest]

Then I must've aged a lot in those terms haha

[last spoke]

You talk like a younger

[vital marten]

Lmfao

[candid patio]

fun fact: the moon is big every night. it doesn't change size in a meaningful way from day to day.

[thin wedge]

wrong

[karmic jetty]

i member when i was a humonculus 500 yrs ago

[thin wedge]

shoot the moon with a sniper rifle make it bigger

[stable nest]

Ok then, if that's how you perceive it then I guess it's cool

[thin wedge]

🗣️

[last spoke]

Age is weird because it's hard to know which one I should use in social contexts

[white obsidian]

Mrps kind of mean dont think about it too hard

[toxic relic]

age of dis

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

go back to the primordial soup zee

[last spoke]

I'm literally so nice

[thin wedge]

[last spoke]

Also Mrp hasn't said anything why are you dragging him into this?

[stable nest]

Social contexts? Prb just use your actual age and that's about it

[white obsidian]

Apologies

[toxic relic]

i wish

[last spoke]

That doesn't narrow it down

[thin wedge]

I wanna taste it

[toxic relic]

human soup

you can

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-soup-time-good-soup-good-soup-gif-thats-good-soup-gif-23862078

[white obsidian]

We have had like. 3 interactions and you ignored me in 2 and said “i already dont like you” in the 3rd

[toxic relic]

its called water cremation

[white obsidian]

[white obsidian]

What is that

[toxic relic]

it turns human chemicals into liquid

[thin wedge]

me when i get drunk in a hot tub

[last spoke]

Then you probably did something to annoy me

[toxic relic]

form of cremation

[thin wedge]

and pass out for 72 hours

[toxic relic]

look it up

[thin wedge]

🗣️

[white obsidian]

Okay

[toxic relic]

dude ive fallen asleep in a hot tub drunk

sucks

[white obsidian]

Oh thats neat

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cremation

[white obsidian]

Dehydration speedrun

[last spoke]

SKY BURIAL???

[toxic relic]

yeah mate

[white obsidian]

Can they just launch my corpse in to space

[toxic relic]

if you pay for it

[white obsidian]

On like a big cannon or something

[thin wedge]

holy moly

[toxic relic]

it may lead to debris in the atmosphere

[thin wedge]

i needs

[toxic relic]

which could fall back down

human comet

delicious

[white obsidian]

I wanna cause issues

Human comet

[candid patio]

first of all
a bullet shot from anything that could reasonably be considerred a "rifle" is not going to have the velocity to exit the atmosphere
if it did have the velocity to exit the atmosphere, it would probably disintegrate as it traveled through the atmosphere
and finally, if you somehow had a magical rifle with magical bullets and you were some how capable of hitting the moon with said rifle and bullets, this fails to contradict the "meaningful way" part of my statement.

[last spoke]

If we ever die, we've agreed that our corpse is to be filled with as much low explosive as possible just to see what happens

[stable nest]

Yeah I don't man

[stable nest]

for science!

[thin wedge]

this is like

[toxic relic]

corpse would just turn to vapour

[thin wedge]

human bone broth

🗣️

[toxic relic]

eat

would eat

[thin wedge]

fuck the sky burial those vulture ain't getting my post evolution primodial soup

[toxic relic]

how does it taste 🤔 all the human parts but the bone

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

sky burial is traditional

[last spoke]

This is what we want to test

[toxic relic]

sick

i hope you get to test it

[twin bear]

Yes that one

[toxic relic]

keith david

he's peak

[karmic jetty]

bone soup

[last spoke]

Nah, that's a big if on if we die

[toxic relic]

he was in community

[last spoke]

Ideally it's something we don't get to test

[last spoke]

Just, should it happen, that's what is to be done

[karmic jetty]

now they say bone marrow butter is pog

[thin wedge]

can i get this uhhh

boneless

[white obsidian]

I read that as “boobies” at first

[karmic jetty]

but how would bone marrow from a mcdonalds filled goober would taste

[thin wedge]

smh another "man of culture"

[twin bear]

Can I have some dairy free milk

[thin wedge]

water

[twin bear]

Ok actually nvm there's like a billion dairy free milks

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/space-king-hatemonger-space-king-animation-hate-monger-flashgitz-gif-7997148643848939300

[harsh vault]

i like almond milk

[white obsidian]

I am cultured theres lots of bacterias growing on me (i never wash)

[thin wedge]

christmas do be two showers away

[twin bear]

Top ten hate monger quotes

[vital marten]

If it doesn’t change size then whatever makes it appear larger is what’s nice

[karmic jetty]

pheromonemaxxing

[twin bear]

What about soy milk

[harsh vault]

i also like that

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/man-of-culture-chad-ratio-porn-addicted-gif-25550209

[vital marten]

By change size I guess I mean get closer in orbit lmfao

[white obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1435677537408913449/horse-silly_1.gif

[harsh vault]

im scared for this christmas

[karmic jetty]

ugly beast

[toxic relic]

mad men is good

[vital marten]

It appeared really large on the horizon but as it has gone up it appears to shrink, maybe an illusion?

[candid patio]

when it is closer to the horizon, it appears larger. especially when combined with other frames of reference like a tall building or a tree.

[toxic relic]

i forgot how much i enjoy it

[white obsidian]

Lou are you a Metal Gear enjoyer

I enjoy metal gear

[twin bear]

I don't enjoy Christmas after realizing it's current day purpose😭

[toxic relic]

current day

[twin bear]

Yeah tbf christmas been like this for so long

[thin wedge]

the metal gear fans when they skip portables ops

(its non canon and boring asf)

[vital marten]

Port ops was a psy op

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-mgs4-fans-when-they-actually-have-to-play-the-game-mgs-4-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-9836586982266886324

[white obsidian]

Port ops was shit

[twin bear]

Wut abt those side missions in bo2

I actually liked the side missions in iw as well

[white obsidian]

Whats yalls favorite snake variant

[twin bear]

A solid one

[white obsidian]

So you like solid snake

[toxic relic]

thats what i call mine

[thin wedge]

the R python

tasty

[last spoke]

I've always preferred pythons

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-eater-3-naked-snake-eva-gif-8134316368403732554

[last spoke]

Green Tree snakes are cute though

[toxic relic]

huh

[thin wedge]

you wanna some 🗣️

[toxic relic]

carriage return

[vital marten]

Old Snake

[thin wedge]

Reticular python

[white obsidian]

Solidus or old man naked

[harsh vault]

wat dat mean

[vital marten]

Solidus

[toxic relic]

reticulated

why did you say it like r bro

[thin wedge]

Do you know what today is

[last spoke]

Holliday built for consumers consuming for consumerism sake

[thin wedge]

cause that what it abbr in the game

[twin bear]

Exactly

[thin wedge]

duh

[toxic relic]

so you're a sheep

[harsh vault]

not fun sounding

[toxic relic]

🐑

[thin wedge]

no r. rat

[last spoke]

That's because it's not

[young kelp]

it was never fun

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/papai-noel-twerk-santa-claus-twerk-papai-noel-santa-claus-feliz-natal-gif-1463631992943420950

[young kelp]

we just learned too late

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-nine-sols-yi-yi-nine-sols-gif-17411584743591462044

[thin wedge]

I HATE THE FLOOR

[twin bear]

It was fun when u got free shit and woke up with no school

[onyx igloo]

what about the whole spend time with family thing

[harsh vault]

im just not liking christmas this year because now that im an adult im supposed to buy gifts for my entire family

[last spoke]

What annoys me is that it makes people take December seriously

[toxic relic]

bro this wife chick sucks balls

why would you shoot the pigeons

the dog was the one that attacked them first brah

[last spoke]

What about it?

[onyx igloo]

what did the pigeons do

[toxic relic]

insane

[twin bear]

True there is some value in family gatherings

[toxic relic]

legit they did nothing

[young kelp]

ginger bread cookies tho

[onyx igloo]

i thought that WAS the main thing of christmas though

[young kelp]

I like those

[twin bear]

Ginger snaps pretty good

[white obsidian]

Solidus is a funny pick

[toxic relic]

their dog attacked a pigeon and injured it and the neighbour said "yo fuck off" and now the wife shoots the pigeons

[young kelp]

sad that they don't really enjoy it around my area

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

yeah ginger snaps are good

[twin bear]

I also like spiked eggnog

[harsh vault]

is that why stores make holidays appear a month before? for consumerism sake?

[young kelp]

so I have to make them from scratch

[toxic relic]

yes lmao

its marketing

[onyx igloo]

i fucking hate "all i want for christmas is you"

[twin bear]

Holiday hyping

[young kelp]

it starts in september where I'm at

[last spoke]

family bonds hold little substance to us.
Blood of the covenant and all that

[harsh vault]

this world kinda sucks when the spirit is money

[young kelp]

stores slowly stocking up on christmas items

songs starts playing somewhere in mid october

[onyx igloo]

am i the only one who has good relations with close family

[twin bear]

No

[harsh vault]

no

[toxic relic]

floofie discovering capitalism for the first time

[onyx igloo]

alright i had to check on yall

[twin bear]

I just don't see my family they are in Kentucky and California

[toxic relic]

kentucky

[onyx igloo]

kentucky

[toxic relic]

🐔

[onyx igloo]

project zomboid reference

[twin bear]

😭

[toxic relic]

i dont know anything about kentucky

[last spoke]

She's already breaching containment

[twin bear]

Fr pls mtf where are u

Contain this thing

[onyx igloo]

its uhh

[toxic relic]

chaos insurgency

🗣️

[onyx igloo]

kentucky looks like a chicken leg

[thin wedge]

kfc

[twin bear]

The only good guys

If u even wanna call em good guys

[thin wedge]

fr

[toxic relic]

sucks they closed down a bunch of stores here cause of food poisoning and shit chicken

[karmic jetty]

erm what

[thin wedge]

the midwest chef

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mtf-mobile-task-force-elevator-up-gif-13358705250638280733

[onyx igloo]

average corpo food

[thin wedge]

[white obsidian]

Zomboid there

[last spoke]

Kentucky isn't real

That made it up for PZ

[white obsidian]

They fried a chicken

[onyx igloo]

why is he pissing on her

[white obsidian]

Idk bra

[thin wedge]

bro got the authentic usa kfc experience

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

kfc is a staple in aus and nz but theyre way expensive and shit quality idk people dont just go to your local bossman

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Ppl will do anything but fry their own food i swear

[toxic relic]

im not a fan of fried food

[last spoke]

Fr, basically an AU/NZ brand at this point

[toxic relic]

agreed haha

[onyx igloo]

is this what the internet dieticians tell you to do

[toxic relic]

idk bro

[twin bear]

Japan likes kfc a tad too much

[last spoke]

Our town doesn't have a KFC
Or literally anything

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-house-moon-farm-gif-9328017

is this where you live

[twin bear]

We got mcsloppalds and burgerslop

[karmic jetty]

when le consumerist consooms

[last spoke]

So it's a sorta when you're driving back from the nearby city after doing shopping, just swing by the KFC and get a zinger box and a go bucket

[vital marten]

WHATABURGER

[toxic relic]

thats a stupid fucking name

[last spoke]

It's a sometimes treat when you cba doing anything else

[onyx igloo]

courage the cowardly dog was my main childhood show

peak

[last spoke]

Still absolutely fuckshit wild that the go bucket failed in the US

[karmic jetty]

that was only yesterday

[twin bear]

One of the best kids shows I've ever watched

[last spoke]

Like, the US has two hobbies
Driving and fast food

[onyx igloo]

nuh uh

2 days

[last spoke]

The go bucket is a fast food that goes in your car's cup holder

And it FLOPPED???

[toxic relic]

idk go bucket

i dont go to kfc

[onyx igloo]

idk sounds like your asking for greasy fingers on the steering wheel

[karmic jetty]

i only get zinger in kfc

[twin bear]

I prefer grilled chicken

[onyx igloo]

ew you gotta clean that up

[toxic relic]

i hardly knower

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/grilled-chicken-grilled-chicken-eat-grilled-chicken-eat-gif-9823209876167517923

[toxic relic]

that looks nasty

[onyx igloo]

it does

[twin bear]

Yes

[last spoke]

Literally a paper cup with popcorn chicken and chips

[onyx igloo]

it doesnt look grilled

[twin bear]

Fr

[onyx igloo]

i like making doner kebab on the grill

[toxic relic]

it looks roasted

[onyx igloo]

i dont have kebab maker

[karmic jetty]

always wanted that silly giant turkey they eat in cartoon

[toxic relic]

roast deez

why

turkey is greasy and dry

[karmic jetty]

i dunno

[onyx igloo]

tzatiki is good

[karmic jetty]

i never had one

[young kelp]

never had turkey

[toxic relic]

tzatziki is cinema

[karmic jetty]

we are too asian bot...

[young kelp]

apparantly those that did have it said its bitter

[onyx igloo]

i've had turkey and it wasnt dry

[toxic relic]

so good

[last spoke]

For the experience I guess

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

i think my dad just makes a good turkey though

[toxic relic]

thats a positive

you dont need turkey

[twin bear]

Turkey needs to be done correctly to be tasty

[last spoke]

Zinger boxes are just convenient, and again, a sometimes thing

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897744969769549875/1367516217727778846/P9jKKtFwii3v.gif

[toxic relic]

idk why they breed turkeys and slaughter them on mass for thanksgiving

then ignore them the rest ofthe year

[thin wedge]

bro need that medieval turkey leg

[onyx igloo]

we love slaughtering i guess

[toxic relic]

its like theyre only allowed to exist then lolol

[toxic relic]

thanksgiving tradition

[last spoke]

Spicy chicken burger and 3 spicy wings with chips and mash with gravy

[onyx igloo]

we didnt even originally have turkey on thanksgiving

it was a porridge and venison i think

[toxic relic]

i didnt mean turkey bro

[thin wedge]

so we replicate the buffalo massacre

[onyx igloo]

oh..

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

without harming the buffalo

[toxic relic]

ecocide

[last spoke]

ah

[onyx igloo]

now i know what your talking about

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

i have way too naive look on life sometimes

[thin wedge]

turkey mid anyways

[toxic relic]

this just fucked

i hate hearing about it

[thin wedge]

atleast one turkey gets pardon

[toxic relic]

yeah lets erase a species so we can starve native people 2 birds 1 stone

[thin wedge]

🗣️

so it can witness the slaughter

[onyx igloo]

i hate that too

it makes me sick thinking about stuff like that

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/pilgrxm-jjba-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-shrek-4-shrek-gif-6994886035998127517

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-laughter-come-and-see-gif-24417813

[toxic relic]

have you seen movie

[thin wedge]

yes

[toxic relic]

good good

you should watch human condition

[thin wedge]

trilogy

[toxic relic]

yes

[thin wedge]

gimme 9 hours so i can binge

[onyx igloo]

what is movie about

[bronze moat]

Roxy 3.0 vs. 4.0. Cuteness increased!

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

weekend

[toxic relic]

come and see or the trilogy

real though 9 hour i forgot you were in that stage where you dont even have time to sleep jill boe

[thin wedge]

idk if sean is mature enough for it

[toxic relic]

yeah idk

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

too baby

[last spoke]

I'm in a bitey mood

[toxic relic]

wait until you're 18/19 sean

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/chomp-bite-arm-gif-7083692912057941766

[thin wedge]

this ain't your average im 14 and this is deep shi

[bronze moat]

Lord of the rings extended is around 12 hours long.

I do marathons on discord

[toxic relic]

lord of the rings ok

i think its overhyped

[onyx igloo]

i like it every once in a while

its something to watch

[thin wedge]

great world building

plot is wh

eh

[toxic relic]

yeah

i think reading it is better for that but the books are over written ngl

[last spoke]

It's one of my autistic apathies

[bronze moat]

Not many movies are good. Look at fast and furious. Slop. But they made TWELVE movies. Twelve

[last spoke]

Like I aggressively don't care about it

[toxic relic]

yeah man grass is something to watch

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/family-toretto-dominic-gif-23895685

[toxic relic]

lol you just need to know where to look

[thin wedge]

that paint drying movie

[toxic relic]

of course a mainstream hollywood isnt gonna be good

[thin wedge]

to piss off the judges

[toxic relic]

but theres more movies than just hollywood

[toxic relic]

la jetee

[paper hull]

my life be like ooo ahh oaoaoa

[bronze moat]

I do. And I have. Cause film/book/tv etc goes with my brain

[thin wedge]

🗣️

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/piuhr2BWTwl.gif

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/brat-2-danila-bagrov-brother-2-russia-new-york-gif-3032527513216981619

[bronze moat]

I watch a LOT of french and french canadian movies.

[toxic relic]

yo dude

[bronze moat]

And red dwarf is absolute cinema

https://tenor.com/view/red-dwarf-kryten-smug-smug-mode-gif-2978041775852181330

[toxic relic]

the sci fi show?

fair enough

[bronze moat]

Season 13 almost 10 years late, but sooo funny

[thin wedge]

brother 2 indeed

if brother was so good why isnt there a-

[bronze moat]

I also contributed to save farscape back in the day.

[onyx igloo]

sister

[toxic relic]

no

[onyx igloo]

i know

[toxic relic]

are you a russian weebo

brother 1/2 vs pusher 1/2

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-peckster-chicken-meme-funny-gif-11814688776908263983

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-jane-doe-dotw-gif-2363137565932649343

[thin wedge]

no i do not own an ak and afidas

that frogski

[toxic relic]

frogski is allowed

he's soviet country

[thin wedge]

right

sure

[toxic relic]

sure

[thin wedge]

and the soviet with none of the repercussions

[onyx igloo]

does this imply soviet ideals still exist

[toxic relic]

yeah dude lol

[onyx igloo]

they do? lmao

[toxic relic]

ideals ?

yeah

not the union

but the ideology

[onyx igloo]

yeah sorry i meant union

i mix up words alot

[toxic relic]

nah dude that shits gone

[last spoke]

I gotta bite someone

[toxic relic]

what

[last spoke]

Just like

[onyx igloo]

so like

[toxic relic]

no

[onyx igloo]

the soviets not existing

[toxic relic]

jill boe is wrong

[onyx igloo]

im not gonna continue i think its p-word

[toxic relic]

he only knows american world

[last spoke]

[onyx igloo]

the rabies slithering its way into your mind:

[last spoke]

Huh?

[thin wedge]

where the post doomer era

[onyx igloo]

large animals with rabies tend to bite to spread the disease

[last spoke]

Who said anything about rabies? I just wanna bite

[toxic relic]

recession

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-joe-coin-joecoin-emotiguy-emoti-gif-2094469328701265143

[toxic relic]

when the recession music

[last spoke]

Well I'm a small one

[toxic relic]

is there a new pitbull

if there is then we're post doomer

[onyx igloo]

like

dog?

[toxic relic]

mr worldwide

[onyx igloo]

ah

[thin wedge]

the pitbull named princess

[onyx igloo]

i was trying to figure out if you were talking about the musician or dog

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-scary-attack-leafblower-bark-gif-3469605

[toxic relic]

ok

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-big-dog-pit-bull-gif-16725855

[onyx igloo]

i thought this guy was wearing one of those british police hats

[thin wedge]

the urge to wear these and blow a whistle

[toxic relic]

youd get made fun of hard

[twin bear]

That dog could walk that guy if it wanted 😭

[toxic relic]

pitbulls are cinema

[thin wedge]

ill be that one drunk brit geezer who was naked and wear a police hat and screaming at the police

[toxic relic]

ok then youd get respect like a propah lad

[thin wedge]

yep that how you grip a glass

[candid patio]

i'm like 3 hours deep into this assignment and I'm mostly getting shit right but i still have no idea why the phase shift is negative here... vibe math isn't fun

at this point my thought process is: I'm pretty sure x is the answer, but because i don't understand this fuckery, I'm going to put -x for the answer, and -x is right

[polar kernel]

the fucking what of what

dude i HATE math so much oh my god

[candid patio]

my thoughts exactly

[polar kernel]

pi can be in a fraction? dude what is this baloney

whoever invented math is a lunatic and deserved to be eaten by DOGS

[candid patio]

pi is just a number... but for what i'm doing rn you can kinda pretend its a variable

[toxic relic]

youre just lame

its phase shifting

its not really "vibe based"

i think you should look at it in terms of a graph or a circle plotted on a graph

[polar kernel]

"its just phase shifting" bro isnt that like teleportation or some shit

[toxic relic]

no

its trig

[polar kernel]

fym

[toxic relic]

phase shifting is trig

[toxic relic]

https://www.mathsisfun.com/algebra/amplitude-period-frequency-phase-shift.html

its just determining what side of the axis its on using the cos(x)=cos(-x) expression

[polar kernel]

hey i know frequency i work on radios

do i know the math? fuck no

[toxic relic]

and the interval based on the multiplier + constant

[polar kernel]

i just know "this number do this and this number do that"

[candid patio]

hmmmm...
because when you are measuring the angle, a positive angle goes counter clockwise?

positive to the left is contrary to every other math i've ever taken

[twin bear]

Isn't chip in charge of ppls lives

Bro only knows enough to get the job done

Shit I wouldn't even be able to understand comm systems

[toxic relic]

it sounds counter intuitive but cos(−x)=cos(0−x)=cos0cosx+sin0sinx=cosx

[candid patio]

oooh that's too cryptic for my smooth monkey brain, i need a decoder

[toxic relic]

ah haha

i think the reason its not clicking is cause your prof missed some context

[candid patio]

that sounds accurate. hopefully I can find that context before sunday

[toxic relic]

gl man

you should look at trig of unit circles and quadrants with formulas

[candid patio]

we went over that already... I kind of understood it, but again, part of it was just vibes

[toxic relic]

i see haha

https://www.mathsisfun.com/algebra/trig-four-quadrants.html

might help idk

im sure youll get there mate

gl

[candid patio]

now i just want silly cats and sugar in my coffee

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-wiggle-funny-cat-raised-cat-gif-16677521383713822910

[toxic relic]

lmao

[somber cedar]

What NPC mod is good for b42 I'm using bandits but I loved superb survivors but that doesn't work and bandits are annoying as hell so what else can I use that doesn't break my game

[plush cobalt]

#pz_b42_chat

[toxic relic]

why are you here

[plush cobalt]

Cosmic fluke

Why are you here

[toxic relic]

im pooping

not much else to do in here

[oblique stream]

a single bit flip caused omar to awaken

[plush cobalt]

Tell the sun to quit flaring

[toxic relic]

flare deez

[plush cobalt]

I will flay them

[toxic relic]

with some garlic and onions

[plush cobalt]

😋

[toxic relic]

🥱

thats you eating deez nuts bro

i still get the last laugh

[plush cobalt]

As the universe dies I will laugh one final time to spite you

[toxic relic]

with a faceful of deez

[plush cobalt]

Speaking of nuts

[toxic relic]

walnuts are the best

[plush cobalt]

You might think this is neat: I wrote a script that processes the CLDR plural data and transforms it into a form usable in Lua so I can apply locale pluralization rules in PZ mods

Primarily for the purpose of implementing https://projectfluent.org because I grow tired of the game's non-standard in-house translation files

[toxic relic]

🤔 i know very little about this tbh but what i can grasp sounds interesting

the script works?

[plush cobalt]

Yeah, already got it generating the file

[toxic relic]

yo thats sick dude

[plush cobalt]

I do a little bit of runtime processing for O(1) access

[toxic relic]

thats really cool dude

[plush cobalt]

Thank u

[neat moat]

if you laugh not out of joy, but out of malice. Is it truly you had the last laugh?

[plush cobalt]

I think yes

[neat moat]

I think thats cope

[plush cobalt]

Why is joy more valid for laughter than malice

What if I value malice more

[neat moat]

Its because he got in your head

[plush cobalt]

There is Nothing in my head

[neat moat]

head empty

it was me berry

[toxic relic]

🍓 ?

[candid patio]

i've now seen about 8 non consecutive minutes of this guy's face, in maybe 30 second clips at a time, and I've still never seen him blink

[toxic relic]

so what

maybe he has a third eyelid

[plush cobalt]

He is looking at you

[toxic relic]

barry

barry deez nuts in yo mouth

[candid patio]

30 seconds is a long time to go without blinking

it feels really unnatural

[neat moat]

slow clap

[toxic relic]

ive seen this movie

[obsidian crescent]

hey

[toxic relic]

i know the original lines

[obsidian crescent]

no npc yet?

[toxic relic]

this edit is crazy

[neat moat]

this is unedited wdym

[candid patio]

https://tenor.com/view/recite-deep-magic-witch-i-was-there-it-was-written-gif-15820897709462081617

[toxic relic]

exactly bro

[toxic relic]

You dont know how this ends, he gets shot in the head by alt batman

[neat moat]

I know

and he like

doesnt die but kinda does

[toxic relic]

then in suicide squad hell to pay he's alive somehow

yeah

his regen power is keeping him sort of alive

comic book bs

[neat moat]

evil flash is so unserious to me

dude is just a hater

[toxic relic]

i fuck with it bro

he's a hater and its hilarious

[neat moat]

I find ti funny to, but not when the setting takes is so serious

[toxic relic]

eh

fair

idm it, obviously bro isnt the word of god but he at least has good points

[neat moat]

wdym

[toxic relic]

even though he only uses those points because he's a hater not because he has real morals

[neat moat]

he has depth?

[toxic relic]

depth of dis

[plush cobalt]

More like hell toupee

[toxic relic]

not really lolol

[karmic jetty]

erm no that isnt it

[toxic relic]

what is it bro

[neat moat]

is zo about to erm achually

[toxic relic]

doesnt he want frostchick to help him get the card

so he can stay alive

[neat moat]

why was reverse flash hate flash so much

[toxic relic]

jealous

admiration

then he gets a big fuck you hole in his brain lul

[hasty thistle]

Why does Negaduck hate Darkwing Duck? Because they are the same but opposite.

[toxic relic]

story foil

[neat moat]

is a foil like opposites

[toxic relic]

character foil is the foil to the mc

[toxic relic]

https://www.literatureandlatte.com/blog/what-is-a-foil-character

[hasty thistle]

I posit that the true anti-Flash would be this guy:

[toxic relic]

highlight the traits of another character through constrast or comparison

[neat moat]

I see, so what's tin's foil?

[hasty thistle]

Aluminum Foil.

[toxic relic]

deez nuts are a foil to your face bro

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-nut-punch-split-balls-strong-gif-14254181

[toxic relic]

mortal kombat

[hasty thistle]

Johnny Cage fights dirty. I prefer Scorpion.

[neat moat]

GET OVER HERE

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-scorpion-come-here-chain-gif-13123758

[tall glen]

I am here

[toxic relic]

goro

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/goro-punch-mortal-kombat-lowblow-gif-13516146

[toxic relic]

why are you all punching me in the nuts

[neat moat]

lmao

[hasty thistle]

Because you're Goro and deserve it. 😉

[neat moat]

well you do have 2 of them

[toxic relic]

i do yessir

i need bofa

[toxic relic]

ok i know

i rewatched that part

he goes so fast he bought time but then died again and again

[hasty thistle]

The only time I support Cage punching someone in the baby batter makers... when it is Goro.

[toxic relic]

baby batter

[hasty thistle]

Goro shouldn't reproduce.

[toxic relic]

why would he

[neat moat]

is Goro like Uber evil or something

[hasty thistle]

Canonically, he does.

[toxic relic]

i dont read sex fanfiction for video games

[hasty thistle]

He's definitely not a good guy. He's a violent douche canoe that just like's hurting people.

[neat moat]

is he a frat boy

[graceful dust]

square

[hasty thistle]

Well, he doesn't drug people and commit SA, so I'd say probably not. He's a thug that just likes pounding and crushing people into paste.

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

i used to be in the equivalent of a frat

[hasty thistle]

It's not fanfic. In later games there's another half-dragon woman that is his daughter.

[toxic relic]

i see

🤔 surrogate?

[graceful dust]

which goro. majima?

[toxic relic]

mortal kombat

[graceful dust]

oh idk anything abt that

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/goro-goro-lives-mortal-kombat-mk-gif-14950967206240896180

[graceful dust]

big guy

[neat moat]

I could take him

[toxic relic]

i want 4 arms

imagine jorking with 4 arms

would be insane

[neat moat]

You cant even jork with 2

[toxic relic]

🤏

[neat moat]

ok

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, in the original game he was the penultimate combat before facing the shapeshifting Shang Tsung.

[toxic relic]

hey man people like cheetos

[toxic relic]

what about kenshi

when he kissed johnny cage

[neat moat]

I forgot kenshi is a character in mc

[hasty thistle]

Kenshi wasn't in the very original MK.

[neat moat]

Mk lore is so goofy

I dont pay attention to it, just the fighting

[toxic relic]

i like pressing buttons and seeing the spines leave their flesh

[hasty thistle]

MK lore is actually very goofy, especially when you factor in the non-game installments.

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-noob-saibot-friendship-friends-tumbling-gif-17132822

[hasty thistle]

MKII was my favorite of the entire franchise. Cheesy by today's standards, but I loved the Smoke character.

[neat moat]

wait is homelander and like scream officially in mk?

or are those spinoffs

[toxic relic]

yooo sub zero

[hasty thistle]

Those are probably tie-ins, if they exist in MK at all. I haven't been following the more recent installments to know if they are, though.

[neat moat]

wait thats sub zero? Isn't he blue?

[toxic relic]

no

not when he's noob saibot

[hasty thistle]

Good lord. Noob Saibot is ancient lore.

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

Im not that deep into mk I only know surface shit

[hasty thistle]

...and was the inspiration for the Smoke character.

[toxic relic]

bi han is sub zero and noob saibot

[toxic relic]

where theres smoke theres fire fr

[hasty thistle]

Noob Saibot is Tobias Boon spelled backwards, one of the game devs, and a hidden greyscale Sub Zero/Scorpion character.

[toxic relic]

yes

smoke lore fucked too ngl

he was enenra but now hes smoke

and he's human?

[neat moat]

smoking a sausage

[toxic relic]

smoke dis bro

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, we can go down a fucking rabbit hole trying to analyze MK lore.

[toxic relic]

real haha

its like comic book lore

best to just enjoy the ride

[hasty thistle]

It keeps getting retconned is the problem.

...just like comic book lore.

[toxic relic]

smile

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-green-goblin-mask-mask-scene-reject-urge-gif-2558149218007024011

[hasty thistle]

Love Willem Defoe.

[oblique stream]

Cant beat a single run without constellation

[hasty thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-dance-the-boondock-saints-dancing-gif-8727189

[hasty thistle]

You know, it's been a while since I checked to see if I'm still where I was...

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/zonegif-pandlr-pandlrg-pandlrgif-stan-twitter-gif-1787958193369149233

[hasty thistle]

Yeah, even with my reduced activity of late (while I wait for 42 stable), still at rank #4. I'm kinda surprised.

[karmic jetty]

yapperino

[rain mango]

urge to yap words rising

[rain mango]

aw not even half >:[

im spending a lot time studying and not yappering

[candid patio]

i think about you a weird amount

[hasty thistle]

Yap? I prefer my quacky kitty. Srsly, my cat sounds like she's going around saying "wack!"

[hasty thistle]

A lot of people do. I'm fascinating. 😉

I'm up there with the Frog on this server, but at least I'm not weirdly interested in Spiffo feet pics.

[toxic relic]

frog isnt allowed foot smell

ever since he got mod

fellouf

[hasty thistle]

Heheh. He's gotta behave now is what you're saying?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[candid patio]

he's gone hopping mad with power

[neat moat]

one day the sun will blow up

[hasty thistle]

The only acceptable Spiffo Feet pic:

[neat moat]

lord

[toxic relic]

why do the legs look like uncooked chicken drumsticks

[neat moat]

that shit doesnt even look real

[hasty thistle]

Because the model is so very, VERY white.

Like Snow White and an albino had a baby who walks around on the balls of her feet wearing Spiffo socks, like a complete weirdo. Use your heels for what they're designed for, woman!

[toxic relic]

hahaha

people have very hard ideas about things i like it

[hasty thistle]

Me? I just bought new boots today at a place that did a 3d scan of my feet for sizing, and then did a pressure test to determine the best insoles for my new work boots. I felt pampered as fuck, but from the future.

[karmic jetty]

send the file

[toxic relic]

the feet file

[neat moat]

ayo what?

you paid them to do that to you

[candid patio]

i mentioned silly cats earlier and you weren't here. show me your silliest cat gif.

[toxic relic]

can i see your feet file, for personal use.
i want to make a mould according to your sizes so i can keep it with me at night

you can choose what material the mould is made out of

[graceful dust]

i had that done once but i was in so much pain (newly onset nerve dmg) that when they did all that to size me i cried

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-anotado-noted-noted-gato-noted-cat-gif-15232071836705052766

[hasty thistle]

I didn't get the file, but it showed pressure points and arch height and all sorts of wacky info. It looked like a heat-map of my feet. And then it spat out a recommendation for insoles. It was oddly intimate while also calculated and technical.

[candid patio]

that's not that silly

i'm disappoint

[karmic jetty]

otag

[neat moat]

otag

[toxic relic]

so...

they keep feet files?

and you're not allowed to get it

[candid patio]

https://tenor.com/view/sillycat-gif-16450871626103949888

[graceful dust]

this cat is getting burgered

[hasty thistle]

I hope they don't keep them.

[toxic relic]

maybe they do

i would use them

[candid patio]

i don't know this verb

[graceful dust]

i think its like

[hasty thistle]

This cat looks like there's someone holding its tongue just off screen.

[graceful dust]

when the way u pet them wraps around their head & pulls all the skin back <- this sounds so violent but cats who love getting burgered love it yk

im looking thru my gifs for a cat gif

[candid patio]

it does kinda look like that... did i just post animal abuse?

[candid patio]

when my dogs yawn sometimes I grab their tongue

they don't like it lol

[graceful dust]

this is my cat, the one my sister has custody of

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that's a nice kitty.

[hasty thistle]

Oh, god... the rubs where you're pulling all their head skin back and it makes them look like furry aliens!

One of my cats loves that, but then we'll go and rub the other way and it makes him look just so damn grumpy.

So it goes from "alien face!" to "angry face!" and then we repeat the process and he just takes it.

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she is the cat ever. she makes everyone feel like shes their cat

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my uncle's cats used to enjoy being laid on their side on the ground and twirled / spun at a high speed