general_chat

[oblique stream]

Re-Tire with some sort of retired F1 mechanic/racer would be peak

[oblique stream]

Or grandmas tires

[abstract slate]

stencle fomt with the sideways thing and in bold

[oblique stream]

Make O a tire

[abstract slate]

COOKING WITH THAT

it will take me a bit to actually get it all layed out but i will do that

[bronze moat]

Uh oh! Better get MAKE SPIFF-O!

Make O tires and Grandma’s tires were a phenomenon in used tires in the 90’s.

[oblique stream]

why do my favorite games release merch when I have no money

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-gif-25866507

I want that jimbo calendar on the wall

[oblique stream]

Spigg O should be a rivaling fast food chain specializing on burgers with bacon

[bronze moat]

Poster mods my beloved.

I got Michael Jackson in Roxys house

[bronze moat]

Foot long hot dogs or hot dog on a stick!

When I was a mal rat in 8th grade it was all about orange julius and hot dogs on a stick

[abstract slate]

whar

oh no... disregard

[oblique stream]

[bronze moat]

Me in 8th grade (this is LEGIT btw):

acid washed jeans were BRAND NEW fashion.

I had a flat top haircut.

I had a skateboard and played Skate or Die in my local supermarket.

Batman was in the movie theaters for the first time and I hung out in malls with other skaters and rejects.

[abstract slate]

i believe you

[bronze moat]

Orange julius, hot dogs on a stick with lemonaide and my ONE pair of acid washed levis.

I was a cool bad ass kid

Poor AF, but I saved $100 for those jeans just to be cool

https://tenor.com/view/dance-line-dancing-kid-80s-dance-kid-fun-gif-2512791899854416288

[abstract slate]

thats so awesome

[bronze moat]

80’s were unhinged in many ways.

I was trick or treating UNSUPERVISED until 6 am. Brought home pillow cases full of candy

We had carmen san diego. GI joe cartoons, and michael jackson tho.

[icy vigil]

The 80s killed my parents

[thin wedge]

eat your popcorn ceiling josh

and lead paint

[icy vigil]

I actually do have popcorn ceiling

My granpa was an idiot

[tall glen]

Making dinner

southern style biscuits and sausage gravy

with additional bacon and eggs

and orange juice

[icy vigil]

All mixed together?

[tall glen]

seperated

[icy vigil]

Shame

Blend them into goop

[tall glen]

its gonna do that in my belly

[icy vigil]

You kno what else is gonna do that to ur belly

Idunno

Pls tell me

[bronze moat]

GIMME. NOW.

I pay you. You gimme dat food

Museum of flight has a 24/7 diner that serves bisquits and gravy.

Old man that works the kitchen has been there for 60+ years.

Sooo damn good

@tall glen Bisquits n gravy is in my top 5 fav foods. Next to pizza and burgers

[tall glen]

:p

easy to make

thats an interesting quote

[icy vigil]

Pizza is my top 1 favk foods

[tall glen]

"Those that dont study history are doomed to repeat it, those that do study history are doomed to watch someone else repeat it"

[icy vigil]

God bless italians

[tall glen]

I was so mad about a pizza last week

ate some bar pizza, was a pizza margaritta, it has like 5 ingredients total

[icy vigil]

Thats what i told the uncontacted tribes last week. I cant believe they were doomed to repeat history they didnt study

[tall glen]

IT DID NOT HAVE FRESH BASIL ON TOP

shark, they should studied about diseases

that you gave them

[icy vigil]

They are doomed

Should have studied liberal arts in tribal school

Their ignorance is unforgivable

[tall glen]

gender studies in tribal school

[icy vigil]

Yes

[tall glen]

I think they have a good grasp on it actually

[icy vigil]

I hope we develop regrowing teeth soon

[tall glen]

we start life with all our teeth

[icy vigil]

I cant imagine having to

[tall glen]

thats all we get

[icy vigil]

Blend my food to goop

When im 110 years old

[tall glen]

dental implants are really good now

[icy vigil]

Yes but

[tall glen]

I need one or two

[icy vigil]

I can lose them

Oh wait implants you say

Maybe

[winter vault]

Who have pz non steam?

[tall glen]

they are acually a good idea as they keep your jaw from weakening

I dont have 4k for some

[winter vault]

I want pz but there's no sale

Gift me pz pls

He

[uncut epoch]

there’s a company in Japan which just recently started human trials

[onyx igloo]

human trials

is it like the hunger games

[uncut epoch]

not taken out of context, lol

[icy vigil]

Smh

People always invent new stuff

But they never come

Hydrogen cars have been reinvented over and over for the past 50 years

Stupid baka life

Ill believ them regrowing teeth when i can buy them off vending machines

[uncut epoch]

interesting, the research paper on this actually came out back in 2023 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352320423000044

[uncut epoch]

imagine in 60 years, we get vending machines selling cyberware

[rain mango]

DIY at home gene implant kitties

[icy vigil]

Cyberware? You mean my AI powered image generating software directly to my brain

However, dont despair sheep

The futur3 is bleak for now

But i will do something about it

Ill contribute to immortality serums

[toxic relic]

if you could regrow teeth would it hurt

tooth have nerves

if they regrew wouldnt it be like growing pains

[icy vigil]

Do regrowing teeth dream of electric sheep

[twin bear]

my dumb ass forgot to add this and wondered why my mouse stayed locked in the menu

[toxic relic]

interesting book

i think it would hurt

youd probably not be able to eat solids

[neon bramble]

wait till you make a typo in a formula

[toxic relic]

what do you think would happen if your teeth constantly kept growing

as in, if you had one set of teeth but they grew like hair

[tall glen]

my gravy secret, add a little onion at the end, and a tinch of vinegar

[icy vigil]

Dam making would become a pasttime

[toxic relic]

would you shave them every month like horns

[tall glen]

like half a teaspoon tops

adds a subtle complexity

[toxic relic]

i think there would be teeth shavers alongside tooth brushes

[tall glen]

teeth shaving hurts me

iamgine humans with mice teeth

[neon bramble]

iunno the worst part would probably be getting your teeth pulled would be normal

[tall glen]

everything would be nibbled

[toxic relic]

teeth shaving

i assume theyd become like horns

[rain mango]

As your attorney, I recemmend you take 2 DROPS of the vial in my briefcase.

[toxic relic]

but the nerves would suck yeah

[tall glen]

beef shaving

[toxic relic]

🤔

[neon bramble]

what would happen if the root was eroded

would it be like a finger

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-taste-drop-gif-17307686

[neon bramble]

if it gets damaged the regrowth would be affected

[toxic relic]

huh

that would be sick ngl

[tall glen]

I want humans to have pig teeth

[toxic relic]

imagine all the insane tooth growth

[tall glen]

wait are we orcs

[toxic relic]

people would intentionally damage their nerves so they could get curled teeth

[rain mango]

Do you want Orcs? That's how you get Orcs...

[tall glen]

true

[toxic relic]

orcs are op

[tall glen]

orcs are right up fartass alley

[toxic relic]

fr

[neon bramble]

orcish factory unions

[toxic relic]

i wish i was up their alley

[tall glen]

you have to defeat them in battle first

rules are rules

[toxic relic]

im all for it bro

sweaty

[neon bramble]

imagine trying to stop 7ft jacked orcs from striking

[toxic relic]

hubba hubba

[toxic relic]

cinema

orc unions 🗣️

[onyx igloo]

bubble gum

[toxic relic]

i hate gum

[onyx igloo]

oh you didnt say hubba bubba

[toxic relic]

i meant it as a way to express my interest

[neat moat]

you cany spell gum without gay

[toxic relic]

you can fr

[neat moat]

gayum

no you cant

[onyx igloo]

you shouldve used this on the word garum

roman fish sauce

[rain mango]

"If no more moneyz, we noez works no fastaz"

[toxic relic]

rewatching roger rabbit on the train home

its too peak

[neon bramble]

I was thinking more

the cops just refusing to respond outright

lmao

[toxic relic]

gurt have you watched roger rabbit

[neat moat]

long ago

I was but a child

[toxic relic]

its peak

[onyx igloo]

how i be staring at ea force ai upon its developers

[toxic relic]

we rewatched it yesterday

[onyx igloo]

(there is a window for failure)

[twin bear]

@burnt kite how do i disable the z city stuff

[toxic relic]

who plays ea games these days

[twin bear]

without removing the files

[toxic relic]

even nba or fifa sucks

[twin bear]

fr ea is so ass

[neat moat]

EA sports, we make shit games

[twin bear]

didnt ea have some great games before it all went to shit

[toxic relic]

yessir

[onyx igloo]

EA has one of those medieval castle toilets
the ceo shits and it drops to the shoveler, aka the consumer

[tall glen]

EA GAMES ITS IN THE GAME

[twin bear]

i remember a few ea titles i liked but i cant think of a single modern one ive even played

[toxic relic]

idk

di k

[tall glen]

I likes those snowboarding games

[neat moat]

Spore is such a disappointment

[toxic relic]

i think i played a fifa game but thats it

[icy vigil]

Mannn

I hope pc prices calm down

Pls god of technology

[toxic relic]

calm when

[icy vigil]

Idunno

Within 2 yars

I want to upgrade

[neat moat]

it will calm down after the market crash

[toxic relic]

when a solar flare turns electricity off

itll be cheapo fr

[neat moat]

real

[toxic relic]

🤨

doubtful

[rain mango]

Hop on tarky

[neat moat]

boykisser

[toxic relic]

tarkov femboy haven

proof

[twin bear]

chiv in gmod

[onyx igloo]

say this to a medieval peasant

[toxic relic]

theyd know

femboys have existed forever bro

[rain mango]

twinks were beloved in ancient empires

[onyx igloo]

did they call them that

[rain mango]

...mostly rome

[twin bear]

imagine explaining what tarkov is to a peasant in hell for stealing bread

[toxic relic]

bros never seen japanese erotica from the early dynasties

[toxic relic]

not mostly

[twin bear]

if hell even exists that is

[toxic relic]

a lot

[onyx igloo]

i dont typically look at erotica

[neat moat]

everywhere

[karmic jetty]

i would thrive in rome fr

[toxic relic]

well thats like saying explain femboys to someone who doesnt speak english

[rain mango]

how romans felt going home to their twink husband after a debate

[toxic relic]

just translate it

they had other words

[neat moat]

zo would die during the goth invasion

[onyx igloo]

of course it does otherwise doomguy wouldnt exist

[karmic jetty]

this is true

[toxic relic]

doom is fake

[rain mango]

i would be like doomguy

kicking twink ass

[toxic relic]

its a video game

[rain mango]

but a girl

[icy vigil]

Doomgirl

[rain mango]

that would be me in ancient rome

[neat moat]

doomfemcel

[toxic relic]

bruh

[onyx igloo]

doomwho?

[karmic jetty]

these are not holy words

[rain mango]

fear me twink

[twin bear]

whats a good battle scene for an epic 50v50

[rain mango]

hippos vs elephants

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/badcomedian-doomer-dommer-думер-бэдкомедиан-gif-15890244484737285675

[karmic jetty]

the public latrine

[oblique stream]

Doom is real

[onyx igloo]

pool locker room

[oblique stream]

low rank

[rain mango]

when i get img

[oblique stream]

point and laugh

[rain mango]

pem

[toxic relic]

ok russian

[rain mango]

when mem

[karmic jetty]

lets just skip the peasantries

[rain mango]

pemrms

[toxic relic]

badcomedian reference in general chat

crazy

[onyx igloo]

when...?

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/badcomedian-artxxz-родинаслышит-gif-21009640

peak russian youtube

[karmic jetty]

head hurts

[rain mango]

can i have a hug

anyone

[karmic jetty]

must be the 5G

[toxic relic]

i just watch the videos on ok ru

as it was meant to be

[icy vigil]

Cant

[rain mango]

its those fuckin 5g cell tower waves in your brain

[icy vigil]

Hug market crashed

[oblique stream]

I dont know, can you

[rain mango]

may i

[icy vigil]

Black markets are selling stares as fake hugs

[neat moat]

5g cell towers turned me into a catgirl

[icy vigil]

Still not the same

[toxic relic]

crash deez bro

[rain mango]

I AM NOT A FEMCEL.

[onyx igloo]

5g towers turned me into a 5g tower

[oblique stream]

hug
Crushing the payed hugs market

[neat moat]

reaction time of a sloth

[rain mango]

thank you

[neat moat]

😭

[toxic relic]

the donald duck piano scene is peak cinema

[rain mango]

i could dodge a bullet ik

[oblique stream]

5g made me go back in time

[twin bear]

mcdonalds?

[neat moat]

couldn't dodge a glacier

[twin bear]

masons vs agarthans

[rain mango]

im bwainless

[onyx igloo]

titanic boat horn

[rain mango]

: 3

[toxic relic]

dude

public latrines

[onyx igloo]

drink all the alcohol to survive the harsh waters

[toxic relic]

have you ever been to a public shit trough?

[onyx igloo]

No

[oblique stream]

Imagine not being able to do a small :з face

[toxic relic]

a poorly dug trench in the ground full of shit and piss

[onyx igloo]

I'd rather not to be frank with you

[toxic relic]

way too close to your tent

[rain mango]

:³

[oblique stream]

village outhouse

[icy vigil]

Your names not frank tho

[rain mango]

:³

[toxic relic]

cinema

[onyx igloo]

You dont know me

[oblique stream]

my beloved

[toxic relic]

almost as peak as a squat toilet

[icy vigil]

I do

Sean or should i say

[onyx igloo]

You know my duplicate

[icy vigil]

Seanathan

[oblique stream]

cant wait for a shit monster to awaken from depth of village outhouse

[rain mango]

:3

:3

[oblique stream]

:з

[neat moat]

that actually lowers your body temperature iirc

or at least doesn't help

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/great-mighty-poo-the-great-mighty-poo-conker-the-squirrel-gif-6938267117450874449

[neat moat]

god no

[onyx igloo]

Ah I'm just making a reference to a guy on the titanic who did thar

[rain mango]

:³³³

[icy vigil]

Gnome bathtub

[rain mango]

-w-

[toxic relic]

squat over the void and let your shits fall into its hole

[rain mango]

mrow

[oblique stream]

Toilet for the worthy

Having to do a squat in order to shit

[neat moat]

I squat on the toilet just fine

[toxic relic]

its easy to piss in them cause its just a hole to aim

but shitting is something fr

[onyx igloo]

i stand and shit like a horse

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/doomguy-doom-doom-slayer-doom-the-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-gif-14901082521966246439

[toxic relic]

squatting while shitting is an odd feeling

its like a pez dispenser

[neat moat]

eh

depends

[toxic relic]

you're almost squeezing your body to propel the shit out

[neat moat]

Only do thay if its really bad

yes

[onyx igloo]

what if you attached a swing above it

[oblique stream]

I hate the way you described it

[toxic relic]

you're turning your body into a lever and your anus is a fulcrum from which shit is thrust outward

[oblique stream]

I really do

[onyx igloo]

launch a shit with momentum

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/unicorn-ice-cream-cone-poopie-rainbow-gif-5167287

[rain mango]

meowwww

:3

[toxic relic]

how would a swing do that

[rain mango]

prrrr

im a cat

[toxic relic]

youd need something akin to a sling shot

[oblique stream]

swing and shit

[toxic relic]

do you think you could shit while on a swing?

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-505-rule-505-gif-16834093529872838245

[onyx igloo]

have you layed on a swing on your stomache

[toxic relic]

no

wouldnt that just be shit on your legs

[onyx igloo]

i used to do that to pretend i was superman

[toxic relic]

cause the shit isnt gonna go up

its gonna go down

[onyx igloo]

i dont know

[neat moat]

core memory

[toxic relic]

you cant launch shit up unless your anus has gas glands

[onyx igloo]

im being entirely theoretical

[oblique stream]

No

[toxic relic]

yeah so am i

i dont think its gonna work

[onyx igloo]

some theories are simply failures

[toxic relic]

youd need to be lying on your back

with perfect aim

but you sit with your ass on a swing

so your anus is covered

[bronze moat]

Meth = bazooka level poops. Ask anyone who works medical

[oblique stream]

hear me out, lying down toilet

[rapid goblet]

Why is chat hyperfixating on shit again

[toxic relic]

so we need to take meth

every time we shit

[toxic relic]

🤔

[neat moat]

I thought it made you pee

[onyx igloo]

You can take narcan if you want to do it the other way around

[neat moat]

just pee

[toxic relic]

imagine lying down in a tub and shitting so much that the wet turd slides up your back

i dont think a horizontal toilet would work

[oblique stream]

Stop

[onyx igloo]

what about a vaccum

[toxic relic]

so you need to stick a vacuum nozel up your ass?

[onyx igloo]

No

[toxic relic]

every time you shit?

[oblique stream]

Why not

[bronze moat]

Astonauts do that!! For real

[onyx igloo]

You know the airplane toilets

[toxic relic]

ahhh

[onyx igloo]

Or space toilets

[toxic relic]

🤔

[oblique stream]

it's efficient

[toxic relic]

you'd need to lube up every time bro

its not efficient

maybe the aeroplane toilet

[bronze moat]

Astronaughts poop and pee into vacuums cause you DON’T want a turd floating around freely on the ISS station

[toxic relic]

how do you piss

[oblique stream]

But it would get everything out

[toxic relic]

do you stick the dong

[oblique stream]

no need to wipe

[toxic relic]

in it?

[toxic relic]

so it would be effective

not efficient

[bronze moat]

Basically. They have a “sleeve”

[toxic relic]

huh

does it

feel 🤔

ill look it up

[oblique stream]

Why not

[karmic jetty]

sir a poo particle has hit the iss interior...

[oblique stream]

Youre not using your body to highest potential

[bronze moat]

On space walks they wear diapers. So astronauts working in space are pooping their own diapers while they work on a multi trillion dollar space station

[toxic relic]

brother

[oblique stream]

[toxic relic]

this is fucking hilarious

im sure something like that has happened

[bronze moat]

That would be…. Catastrophic

[toxic relic]

erhm, g-guys, i got rejected from astronaut training cause i piss like a firehose and i hold twice as much liquid as the toilets can hold

they said my peepee particles were a hazard to life in space

[oblique stream]

Did you know that astronauts have never eaten astronaut ice cream

In space*

[bronze moat]

Not sure of that is accurate. It’s just freeze dried

[icy vigil]

I have

[oblique stream]

Dryed ice cream and cookies are flaky

And tend to crumb

[tall glen]

Bad news I went to fry some eggs, PIC NOT RELATED I HAVE NO EGGS

[karmic jetty]

freeze dried hardtack

[bronze moat]

I eat them

[oblique stream]

You do not want crumbs and food particles flying inside of your space ship

Same reason why pencils are not used in space

[toxic relic]

imagine going to piss and you see this

[icy vigil]

What if my spaceship was made of bread

[bronze moat]

Yeah, food going into orbit is super regulated. I believe each person is allowed a specific weight in personal items and more often than not they choose to take food.

And sometimes that’s literally something like 4 ounces of cookie

[tall glen]

what you mean, thats a photo of your toilet Fartass

[toxic relic]

yes sir you're supposed to stick your willy in the piss hose to the left of the shit funnel

[icy vigil]

Flying crumbs would repair it

[karmic jetty]

sir another particle has hit the iss interior...
what is it this time?
oreos...
deus misreatur nostri

[oblique stream]

Yo how did you get a pic of my bathroom

[toxic relic]

i live with you

[oblique stream]

Pay rent

[toxic relic]

no

[oblique stream]

Get our

[tall glen]

I've heard the entire russian capsule smells like ass

[oblique stream]

out

[toxic relic]

get our toilet? of course bro

lets piss together

crossing streams

[karmic jetty]

can u sneeze in the spess station

[bronze moat]

A single Oreo cookie traveling at 18,000 miles an hour….

[tall glen]

I am waiting for a SINGLE DAMN ASTRONAUT

to take a clown costume up

[bronze moat]

Yes. There’s videos of it.

[oblique stream]

https://youtu.be/c97X-wDi2b8
basically why a lot of regular stuff is not permitted on orbit

[bronze moat]

And the entire crew of the Apollo 13 got sick and had runny noses for quite some time

[karmic jetty]

spess fud

[toxic relic]

lol how do you know that line

[tall glen]

space food is pouches nowadays

like mre style, that go in a heater

[icy vigil]

That is true

[karmic jetty]

wut latin?

[toxic relic]

deus misereatur

yessir

[tall glen]

deus miserei mei

[bronze moat]

The crew of the Apollo 13 also all came back with an std

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/proton-pack-gif-5440331234983656012

[karmic jetty]

for u see im a well readed individual

[bronze moat]

Wait, maybe not Apollo 13… I gotta look that up

[tall glen]

well it wasnt challenger

sorry too soon

[toxic relic]

ok 🤓

[karmic jetty]

any decent bellatores would know latin

[bronze moat]

I watched that mission live when I was in school. The entire auditorium was watching it.

[karmic jetty]

this a referens to fartass dont watch recent season of smilin frens

[toxic relic]

yeah

i dont watch slop

[tall glen]

smily frnds is in Latin

I am impressed

[karmic jetty]

its peak

how is it slop

[oblique stream]

Have you seen a challenger launch

[karmic jetty]

this a referens to fartass hating newgrounds animators

[toxic relic]

wrong

newgrounds peak

[oblique stream]

when Muppet show bird had nearly exploded

[karmic jetty]

then why do u hate smiling frens

[toxic relic]

because slop

[karmic jetty]

wha

[toxic relic]

slop of deez

[oblique stream]

how smiling friends are related to newgrounds

[karmic jetty]

slop doesnt mean anythin u dont like

[oblique stream]

smile on deez

[toxic relic]

ik

[karmic jetty]

made by zack hadel and michael cusack

[toxic relic]

sack of deez

[karmic jetty]

also collaborate with other animators

david firth was featured many times

and other goobers

[toxic relic]

Utinam numquam proximo anno triticum videas. Ut venenati sint agri tui, et sanguis tuus ad oleum convertatur.

[tall glen]

the heck you say!

[toxic relic]

your mom

[tropic smelt]

Me trying find the funny challenge

[oblique stream]

proxim of deez nuts to your mouth

[toxic relic]

ad deez nuts to your mouth

lmao gottem

[tall glen]

🍑 💨

[toxic relic]

farting real

what about those farts that are squeaky and hurt

[tall glen]

I am in the video, about the recycled pee

astronaut pee

[bronze moat]

What about a planet that’s just made of methane, gas, and it irrupt a solar flare, large enough to push it out of orbit?

That means a planet, literally farted its way across the universe

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/smegpot-red-dwarf-insult-gif-2967514935132746001

[karmic jetty]

goin out lookin swag

[toxic relic]

farting is universal

[toxic relic]

zo have you watched roger rabbit

you would like it

[subtle shoal]

wazzup beijing

[karmic jetty]

hmm yes i would

[toxic relic]

have you seen it

[karmic jetty]

like actually sit down and watch it? no

[toxic relic]

damn

you should

[bronze moat]

Cept for females of any species. They don’t fart. They only release rainbows and sparkles

[toxic relic]

ok

[abstract slate]

https://tenor.com/view/ruinborn-afton-ruinborn-afton-mxes-fnaf-gif-7056937202648538832

[toxic relic]

how they do this

insane

its cool watching an animated movie that isnt so disney central

feels weird almost but in a good way

[languid meadow]

That’s such a old word

[last spoke]

Is it?

I use it all the time

[toxic relic]

also

the movie has "music killed my grandpa"

"you wanna know? a toon killed my brother"

HHAHAHAHAH

cinema

[karmic jetty]

i ordered regular and they gave me large

[toxic relic]

did you pay for regular?

[karmic jetty]

the picture isnt sending

[toxic relic]

if you already paid then free food

[subtle shoal]

i ate so fucking good yesterday you won't believe it

hmmffh

[toxic relic]

8 sandwiches

[karmic jetty]

its a silly drink i never would order unless my sis is around

[subtle shoal]

not only that

an entire chicken shawarma and a burger

[toxic relic]

holy balls

[subtle shoal]

the burger was better though

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

diebetus

[toxic relic]

does lithuania have good kebab

[subtle shoal]

depends on the place but generally yeah

[toxic relic]

peak

[toxic relic]

i hate whipped cream bro

[icy vigil]

Zoom in on that reflection

[toxic relic]

unless its from a can and i can shoot it into my mouth

[subtle shoal]

I'd devour it

[karmic jetty]

the angle is deceptive

[subtle shoal]

where's it from

[karmic jetty]

it is very tall

how do ppl always drink this stuff

[toxic relic]

your mom

[karmic jetty]

tealive

[subtle shoal]

gottem

[toxic relic]

if you're raised on sugary drink it tastes like nothing

dulls your sense of taste

[subtle shoal]

thought it was McDonald's

[toxic relic]

thats why if you eat so much sweet food things with subtle flavour taste like nothing

[karmic jetty]

i also have chiken tendies

[toxic relic]

which is why people say celery taste like nothing

[subtle shoal]

honestly won't lie I'm a fan of McDonald's cause they make good quality food here

[toxic relic]

[subtle shoal]

peak

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[strong hollow]

Wait is that an international branch

[toxic relic]

gongcha is peak

[toxic relic]

malaysia

[graceful dust]

celery tastes extremely green

[karmic jetty]

fartass doxxing me

[graceful dust]

celery & parsley r like the most green things ive ever tasted

[toxic relic]

bro tealive is a malaysian brand

you dox yourself

[strong hollow]

You Malaysian?

[karmic jetty]

otag

[strong hollow]

Ayyy

[toxic relic]

its also in cambodia lmao

[strong hollow]

Malaysia mentioned

[subtle shoal]

what even goes on in malaysia

[toxic relic]

my uncles loves tealive

[strong hollow]

🇲🇾

[toxic relic]

a lot bro

a lot

...

[subtle shoal]

Let's see

[toxic relic]

theres a tealive in phnom penh that my uncle goes to whenever he's in the city and he orders the same thing so they know exactly what to make whenever he's there

crazy

[subtle shoal]

matcha tastes like actual grass

pure unadulterated grass

[graceful dust]

i do not agree but i gotta have matcha flavor that isnt filled with white chocolate to remember whats up

[weary forge]

Hello.

[graceful dust]

the chocolate makes it taste so so so bitter 😭

[subtle shoal]

idk I tried matcha in august and it tasted very bitter and grassy

with some milk aftertaste iirc

[toxic relic]

bitter is peak flavour

[livid notch]

Real

[icy vigil]

Just like my life

[graceful dust]

i need to reacquire my taste for bitterness

[subtle shoal]

idk I like bitterness in some things

[karmic jetty]

bitter enjoyer when i feed them the black thingie in briyani (a nuke)

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hakkengabber-hakken-gabber-hardcoregabber-thunderdomehakken-gif-21291176

[subtle shoal]

Like I like bitter chocolate

[weary forge]

🧡

[graceful dust]

i lost it when i stopped being able to drink my fav coffee

[toxic relic]

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/antayfragile-antayfragile-cunty-dad-posing-gif-14015334060259442713

[toxic relic]

you spelt biryani wrong bro

[karmic jetty]

potato tomato

same thang

[toxic relic]

all turns to shit in the end

[weary forge]

Shitted.

[toxic relic]

why do we drink? just to piss again? life is a prison

[burnt kite]

manually pul it out of addons folder

[subtle shoal]

words of wisdom

[weary forge]

I agree with nerd.

[subtle shoal]

why do I shit? Just to wipe? what a nightmare.

well I atleast wipe

[weary forge]

That’s why nerd doesn’t wipe nor piss

[subtle shoal]

idk about the others in here

[weary forge]

shit. He took it from me

[subtle shoal]

gotcha

[strange spruce]

Greek philosophers rolling in their graves right now

[toxic relic]

I...

I can only climax to fornite skins...nothing else will do...I dont believe in wiping, I just let it crust over...like a scab-peel it off in one go, releasing all the poo dandruff into my underwear. Gave myself the nickname, "head and shoulders".
Sometimes I go into the underwear section...try on some boxers, take a piss in 'em-just a few drops from the spout-and put 'em back...they call me "the leaky hose bandit".

[subtle shoal]

they call us albert and einstein

[strange spruce]

Shakespeare is alive and well,more at 9

[weary forge]

I cannot. This is absolutely the best thing I’ve read today.

[toxic relic]

[weary forge]

Leaky hose bandit. That’s 100% your nickname now

[toxic relic]

incontinence fr

[subtle shoal]

sounds like a nickname in the airforce or smth

[toxic relic]

adult diapers should sponsor me

[weary forge]

Y’all funny fr.

[subtle shoal]

"leaky hose bandit line up for refuel"

[raw rock]

What the fuck

[toxic relic]

SIR YES SIR OORAH

[subtle shoal]

BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME PRIVATE

[toxic relic]

sergeant private parts reporting for dookie oorah

[weary forge]

He just starts pissing

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-disaster-break-upside-down-smash-gif-15238461

[weary forge]

The shoes flying off-

[toxic relic]

i have to piss otherwise how does the enemy know when he's in my territory

[weary forge]

Wolf tearing his shirt image ^

[graceful dust]

goodnight

[toxic relic]

gn mate

[subtle shoal]

gn

[weary forge]

This

[subtle shoal]

sweet dreams

[strong hollow]

Would the dubious zomboid creatures be attracted or repelled by piss?

[weary forge]

Rest well.

[subtle shoal]

don't let the bed bugs bite

have a calm night

[weary forge]

They’d be disgusted by their satiation to it

[toxic relic]

🤔

[weary forge]

[toxic relic]

idk

[subtle shoal]

Probably not

[toxic relic]

maybe theyd smell human piss

and go towards it cause its a sign of humans

[weary forge]

They’d probably smell like piss.

[raw rock]

What in the fuck is going on here bro

[toxic relic]

science bro

[weary forge]

The piss and shit talk of the century

[toxic relic]

join in unless you're too pea brained

[strong hollow]

Can i throw jars of piss at the zomboids so i can deal more damage to them

[raw rock]

Im too blue collar for this server istg

[toxic relic]

erhm

[weary forge]

AJ asking the real questions

[toxic relic]

most people here are blue collar

[weary forge]

Yes

[raw rock]

Wrong

[toxic relic]

no

[strong hollow]

Funny, I'm studying to be a mechanic rn

[raw rock]

Most here are just sky blue collar

[toxic relic]

no

[harsh vault]

:3

[raw rock]

My collar deep blue

Inky blue

[toxic relic]

most people here legit work blue colour jobs

[harsh vault]

mine is pink

[toxic relic]

you're just boring brah

I piss a lot. A whole lot. Whenever i pee it overflows the toilet and gets all over the bathroom floor. When i pee in the shower the drain can't even keep up because the sheer amount of piss and my shower overflows. Diapers don't help. They soak so much they just fall down. No matter how much i pee, no matter the gallon count, i am never satisfied. Please help. I'm begging you, please. I can't stop pissing i can't stop i can't stop please.

[weary forge]

Pink collar. One with a bell on it. Right?

[harsh vault]

ya

[weary forge]

Silly.

[raw rock]

Brother in christ

[harsh vault]

oki i shall torture innocent people now

[toxic relic]

[harsh vault]

bai

[weary forge]

You should get that checked out

[toxic relic]

real

perpetual piss syndrome

[weary forge]

Outside of the piss and shit talk- I’m like super sad rn.

[strong hollow]

Sniper tf2

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-amazon-worker-piss-pee-gif-11859719666291822859

[subtle shoal]

mandatory piss bottles

[strong hollow]

Holy shit its literally sniper tf2

[toxic relic]

amazon branded

[weary forge]

They started selling it too

[toxic relic]

you must present the piss bottles to bezos and they must be yellow to orange

[weary forge]

[toxic relic]

if your piss is clear then you should live in fear

[neon bramble]

are they actually

[toxic relic]

actually?

[neon bramble]

is it a meme or real

[toxic relic]

the piss bottles?

[weary forge]

Real. But was taken down

[strong hollow]

Piss shouldnt be too clear i think

[subtle shoal]

i mean like

[neon bramble]

ye

[subtle shoal]

Yeah it shouldn't be completely transparent

It's gotta be like yellow

[white obsidian]

like ppiss

[weary forge]

A doctor would say, the clearer the better, it shows your hydration levels

[white obsidian]

what are we talkin ab

[strong hollow]

At least some yellow

[toxic relic]

the origin is that amazon workers get such short breaks and are forced to complete deliveries/quotas so they piss in bottles

[weary forge]

Not this. That’s for sure

[white obsidian]

if your piss is clear its not a big deal

[toxic relic]

so yeah its true

[weary forge]

Clouds

[white obsidian]

just lay off the fluids a bit

[toxic relic]

a lot of amazon workers piss in bottles

[subtle shoal]

my piss is dark orange is it fine?

[white obsidian]

drink water

[toxic relic]

yellow huh

[loud pumice]

I got a bud that works at Amazon, yes he can see all the weird shit you buy and who it belongs to.

Address and all lol

[strong hollow]

Did someone order a 12 inch dildo

[subtle shoal]

⭐ corporate espionage

[loud pumice]

Oh he saw worse things

[white obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1435677537408913449/horse-silly_1.gif

[strong hollow]

Horse cock dildo that shoots cum?

[toxic relic]

ok buddy

[white obsidian]

ew bruh

[strong hollow]

Im sorry

[subtle shoal]

What

[strong hollow]

[loud pumice]

Keeping it pg13 over here

[toxic relic]

its ok you just crossed the line

just reel it in

👍

[subtle shoal]

I gotta post cat pics when I'm on the pc

To cleanse this chat

[loud pumice]

It's a force of habit

[strong hollow]

[loud pumice]

I'm the cat poster and so is Zozo

[toxic relic]

cant believe im doing leons work for him

[loud pumice]

Le Catvocate

[toxic relic]

cats suck

https://tenor.com/view/rub-finger-head-rub-snake-petting-gif-5866838060964985514

[loud pumice]

Snakes are cool too

[toxic relic]

im not a cat person

[subtle shoal]

Ok vrozo

[toxic relic]

theyre ok though

[loud pumice]

I don't car

[strong hollow]

This danger noodle looks like a distinguished gentleman

[toxic relic]

🚙

do you train

train deez

[strong hollow]

🥜

[neon bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1423262296918200463/1432901829984911380/image0.gif

[weary forge]

Nice emoji Fartass, the pint one.

[toxic relic]

[strong hollow]

[weary forge]

I like Sean of the dead

[toxic relic]

bro

[weary forge]

I’ll sure as hell try.

[toxic relic]

thats fucking sick

dude i have a story about that

there was a guy in a pub that pissed in his drink glass and drank it

[neon bramble]

warm beer though

[toxic relic]

true

[weary forge]

That’s why you do it with vodka

Mmm…

[toxic relic]

warm vodka?

[weary forge]

Taste just about the same ngl

[neon bramble]

more importantly

does he remember or did someone have to tell him

[toxic relic]

he remembered surely

it wasnt a last resort piss

he actively pissed in a glass and sipped it through the night

[neon bramble]

my friend's house has cameras so I got to watch myself piss in the fridge

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

[strange spruce]

WAT

[toxic relic]

what a lad

[neon bramble]

did I stutter

[toxic relic]

ive pissed in someones laundry basket before

i get it

[neon bramble]

its surreal

thankfully its empty

[toxic relic]

yeah idk what the thought process is

[neon bramble]

I think I wanted a snack then suddenly ohhh bladder full

and the brain wasnt braining anymore

[toxic relic]

just piss right there fr

world's a toilet just waiting to be tainted by your hot red streams

[weary forge]

Red.

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mythra-piss-piss-blast-pee-pee-blast-gif-1506796891366977017

[languid meadow]

Then hell…

[candid patio]

dr farty i need trig help

[toxic relic]

im too tired

sorry bro

you could send it to me anyways

[candid patio]

why tf did this bitch factor out the 2 in this way? turned 2x+pi into (2(x - (-pi/2)

[toxic relic]

wdym why

[candid patio]

i don't understand why that form is the needed form to graph the cosine function

2(x - ( - pi/2) seems like a crazy way to display 2x+pi

[toxic relic]

i think it makes the cosine identity easier to visualise

its a proof essentially

[candid patio]

hmmm. okay, maybe that's helpful. this class has been really painful so far... way worse than calc

[toxic relic]

fair fair

[candid patio]

not sure if worse professor or more difficult concepts

[toxic relic]

i dont know your prof but sometimes it happens

[candid patio]

okay maybe i understand... cos(x-C) - while its not explained why, it seems like c always needs to be subtracted from x.

i understand enough to get the answer but not the why... which i'm not a fan of, but oh well

how are you dr farty? why are you so tired? why don't you go to bed?

[toxic relic]

work before vacation

[rain mango]

hola

[toxic relic]

ive been doing a lot more field work

im on a train so i cant sleep haha

[candid patio]

or you will miss your stop?

or because it is uncomfortable?

do you arrive to your destination soon?

[toxic relic]

cos(-x)=cos(x) because cosine function is mirrored around the y axis

[toxic relic]

around 20 more minutes

[subtle shoal]

discordian mathematics

[candid patio]

that is soon :). hopefully getting from the train station to wherever you are sleeping is easy

[toxic relic]

should be

i live like 5 walk from the train haha

[toxic relic]

trig

trig is easy if you just think of everything on a graph which is also a triangle

[candid patio]

i'm going to lean into the thought that my professor sucks to make me feel better

[toxic relic]

cos(x): everything on the left of y axis reflects its right thus f(-x)=f(x) thus cos(-x)=cos(x)

[toxic relic]

lmao fair

[candid patio]

the lectures are way too short and they feel like someone is doing a performance of a script that they don't understand

[toxic relic]

thats no good

[late inlet]

Can one of you non duck boat supporters assist me with something quickly

[candid patio]

like i could have a role in a german play. I can read and pronounce german words. but I dunno wtf I'm saying.

[late inlet]

I just need to know if this meme I made is ass or not so I may sleep

[candid patio]

i don't know what you mean by "non duck boat supporters"

[toxic relic]

yeah i understand

[late inlet]

Anyone that isn’t a duck boat supporter

[toxic relic]

i did explain that the reason there needs to be -x is because everything is reflected on the axis

[late inlet]

Basically just asking for help🙏

[harsh vault]

oh cool a duck boat pfp

[candid patio]

while i understand your explanation, I don't understand why I can't just graph it as 2x+pi.

[harsh vault]

popular during WW2 and the korean war, was wanting to be used during vietnam war but new tech replaced it

cool little contraption made by the americans

[toxic relic]

documentation

[candid patio]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CONTEXT OF THIS IS. I DON'T KNOW WHY SOMEONE WOULD OR WOULDN'T SUPPORT A DUCK BOAT.

[toxic relic]

its like asking why you cant just write 20l - 10l = 10 instead of = 10l

[harsh vault]

i just gave context

[weary forge]

Very interesting

[candid patio]

YOU DEFINED A DUCK BOAT THAT'S NOT THE CONTEXT

[weary forge]

I will now cope, much love

[harsh vault]

i should sleep

am distracted

[late inlet]

I just want them to add duck boats to the game if I wasn’t muted every day of this week except for today you would know

[strange spruce]

Uhuh

[harsh vault]

oh shit

my enemy

andria-chan

[strange spruce]

WHY AM I THE ENEMY

[candid patio]

i thought the unwritten rule of this channel is we don't talk about the game in this channel.

[toxic relic]

we dont

[harsh vault]

we meet again baka

[late inlet]

Guys I just need to know if this memes is good or bad so I can sleep🙏

[harsh vault]

pulls a jojo bizarre pose

[strange spruce]

Why is bro speaking like dat

[candid patio]

which meme for the love of god

[harsh vault]

you thought you can beat me?

heh

you havent seen it all andria-chan

[candid patio]

you can paste it or link to it instead of referring to it with no actual reference

[strange spruce]

And you just aay jojo poae not fuckin jojo bizarre

[late inlet]

I no have image perms so I must send it in creative

[strong hollow]

@harsh vault how do i become a goon squad fan

[harsh vault]

shut up weeb

[late inlet]

No gooning in general chat

[strong hollow]

What the hell

[harsh vault]

um, thats a very very specific question

whaddya mean

[strange spruce]

Honest reaction

[harsh vault]

zip it you

[strange spruce]

Nuh uh

[harsh vault]

dont make me call you

[strong hollow]

I want to be goon squad fan

[strange spruce]

Hows that a threat bro

[harsh vault]

you can be a goon squad fan

[strong hollow]

Even better if i can be part of the goon squad

[harsh vault]

pwetty simple

do you know who the goon squad is

[strong hollow]

Not really

[strange spruce]

They do not

[weary forge]

Go sleeep floofs! You need the rest

[harsh vault]

fucking hell its just a gooner

[late inlet]

Why is there so many gooners talking in chat

[harsh vault]

i hate gooners

[strong hollow]

How do i earn goon status

[harsh vault]

never goon

[strange spruce]

Wow

[harsh vault]

LOTG DONT SPEAK

SHUSH

[strange spruce]

Rich comin from you

[late inlet]

Kill all gooners

[harsh vault]

what about me

[strong hollow]

I goon to hot anime women

[harsh vault]

erm

[weary forge]

Not a gooner, but put me on the kill list. Please.

[strong hollow]

[late inlet]

Oh nah got get a girlfriend sir🙏

[harsh vault]

lotg can we settle our differences or one moment and focus on them

[twin bear]

Figured tried everything else even using commands

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/máfia-mafia-a-mafia-seujoji-gif-22316131

[twin bear]

Bro hates me then

🙏

[strange spruce]

Mf wants me to jump someone on discordia

Ah hell naw

[harsh vault]

im getting jumped in genchat

JUMPED

[strong hollow]

@twin bear im gonna fuck your pfp

[weary forge]

Wild.

[twin bear]

What?

Bro

[strange spruce]

BRO EW

[harsh vault]

icky

[weary forge]

Humped. Lmfao

[late inlet]

Go look in creative and free me of this prison of being awake by telling me if the meme is ass or not

[oblique stream]

Crazy misspeak

[weary forge]

[harsh vault]

shush golden

[oblique stream]

Right after talking about goons

[strange spruce]

Youre being WHAT!!!

[strong hollow]

Im pretty sure he wants to be humped though

[candid patio]

i thought memes were images.

[late inlet]

Guys no more gooning

[tall glen]

I've had a productive day, paid bills, arrainged the wake stuff

[twin bear]

Fr

[candid patio]

a video with audio is not a meme

[harsh vault]

okay im out of here

[tall glen]

ate breakfast

[harsh vault]

bye

[weary forge]

I doubt it. But I’d like to be hugged.

[tall glen]

FLOOF

[late inlet]

Creative chat gives perms

[candid patio]

i stand corrected

[oblique stream]

Aint stopping me and my mobstas

[tall glen]

pats floof on the head

[late inlet]

Same diff

[candid patio]

a video is apparently a meme

[toxic relic]

i thought about how to explain and this is what i got:
cos (x) has an interval of 2pie-when you multiply x by a number the interval gets shortened by that value, so value b in sin(bx) would lead to an interval of 2pie/b
thus cos(2x) is shortened by 2 [half] which means you have to graph the /2

[weary forge]

Any media can be.

[tall glen]

a meme is memetic idea

[strong hollow]

Segs

[weary forge]

Dean is smart

[late inlet]

Bro stop dissing and just tell me

[tall glen]

I am, I hide it well

[strong hollow]

[weary forge]

Doesn’t take much for me to find out