general_chat

[toxic relic]

the william wallace one

[neon bramble]

running the fuck away is half the fun

[tall glen]

why did Hamiltorn steal this format

lol MLk vs Ghandi

[subtle shoal]

im eating good today

[toxic relic]

if you held my balls you couldnt be my caddy youre the father of your country but im your daddy

[late inlet]

Duck boat

[toxic relic]

🗣️

[late inlet]

[tall glen]

Called the man a Birmingham Sandwich

[late inlet]

[subtle shoal]

8 sandwiches

[toxic relic]

eh mlk vs ghandi was okay

[subtle shoal]

can it get any better

[wraith dust]

👁️

[tall glen]

remember Ghandi is celibate cause he dont give a fuck

[toxic relic]

a 8nth sandwich

[toxic relic]

im passively resisting the fact that you suck

[subtle shoal]

yessirsky

[late inlet]

Hold up

What

[tall glen]

Sneaking back in?

[rain mango]

Sandwhich to the 8th n power

[toxic relic]

dude

erb?

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/pancake-cat-eating-pancake-i-love-eat-panake-gif-10374199516316168840

[toxic relic]

dont you remember mlk vs ghandi

[late inlet]

Never heard of an erb before

[toxic relic]

bruh

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

are you a child

[naive flicker]

Pretending to make a phone call because you ain't got the nerve to talk to people rn 💔

[toxic relic]

or are you just not english

[late inlet]

I’m 24💀

[toxic relic]

thats young

[naive flicker]

👴

Oops wrong message

Mistershart10

[toxic relic]

https://youtu.be/v1vXC-vKgKg

[late inlet]

I’m boring I’m one of those people that calls instead of texts

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-bro-you're-getting-touched-tonight-gif-14870187556092555468

[toxic relic]

ok that has 0 relevance

[late inlet]

Dawg I just don’t know what erb means

[toxic relic]

i showed you brother

[neon bramble]

I had a thought about that super silly stendo you posted but its gone now

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cleopatra-belly-dance-gif-21547307

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message

[toxic hawk]

Devastating line

[toxic relic]

epic rap battles of history

its a product of the early 2010s

[quasi slate]

So true Kommy

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-handshake-maxwell-cat-kitty-gif-522509285255605907

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH

nah it was good

[late inlet]

[naive flicker]

🐟

[toxic relic]

the vlad the impaler one is sick too

[neon bramble]

beefing with his own legend

[toxic relic]

imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare, i call that a tuesday

vlad dracula, spawn of the devil, dipping my bread in your weeping blood vessels

🗣️

put more meat on swords than fogo de chao

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-g1-1986-gif-27669342

[neon bramble]

drac got bars but the voice is an experience

[toxic relic]

i didnt fuck with the count dracula haha

[tall glen]

the bread dipping,prob not real

[toxic relic]

dipping

[tall glen]

as he may have beena vegetarian

[neon bramble]

he is smoking crackula

[toxic relic]

wackula

[paper hull]

i could use a hug tbh

[toxic relic]

🤔 sick

[toxic relic]

your wife ?

[paper hull]

is out of the country

[tall glen]

I am too far to hug you sorry

[paper hull]

no worries

[tall glen]

please accept a digital hug

🤗

or is that a grope

[late inlet]

Digital grope

[toxic relic]

the only thing i know about vlad the impaler is his gay brother

and some feuding blah blah blah every aristocratic family invents problems for itself

[tall glen]

he once historically had a city of 30k put to death man women and children, the King of the turks saw this and said, "This man understands the neccesties of leadership"

[toxic relic]

[paper hull]

12 turkish uncles vs jar jar binks

[toxic relic]

people need to stop believing in power

[paper hull]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iQZUILI0sMs

whos gonna win

[toxic relic]

that guy was just a dude yet he had the "power" to just do that

[toxic relic]

turkey peak

turkey good food good people nice landscapes

[tall glen]

I know a Cretian

he does hate the Turks

[quasi slate]

🧻 🤪

[tall glen]

cretan?

[toxic relic]

greek?

of course

[paper hull]

The only thing I can say about Turkey is when I was a child I was kidnapped in Turkey and nearly human trafficked

[toxic relic]

its a stereotype that greek and turkish people hate each other

[paper hull]

So that's cool

[toxic relic]

bruh

[tall glen]

well they hate the turks even more so

[toxic relic]

crete is greek

[tall glen]

as I think crete actually been invfaded more

I meant locally

[toxic relic]

maybe

[tall glen]

crete is nominally greek sure, but all places have their own subcultures

[toxic relic]

ik man

countries are just names the people inside have different cultures

and histories

[paper hull]

I've been to Crete

It was lovely tbh

[tall glen]

best part of greek history is the fact they were terrible at history

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/panos-malaka-greek-gif-23483177

malaka ta ta ta ta ta, you heard me wrong i said moussaka hahah

good song

[tall glen]

ciao all I eep

[toxic relic]

gn man

[paper hull]

Weirdly enough when I was In Crete I met Danny dyer

The British actor

[tall glen]

dont let the turks invade you

[toxic relic]

yooo

danny is class

[paper hull]

We hung out for a while

He was a lovely guy

[toxic relic]

he's the one that sounds very northern right?

[paper hull]

My friend slept with him and recorded it

Yes

[toxic relic]

what

[tall glen]

haha

[paper hull]

Hey he asked

[toxic relic]

oh ok

as long as its consensual

[paper hull]

Dudes a party animal

But a nice one

[rain mango]

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[paper hull]

Pretty sure he acted ok EastEnders at one point

On*

[toxic relic]

eastenders

[paper hull]

Eastenders is just slop for old people

[toxic relic]

downton abbey

[paper hull]

It has over 6800 episodes

[toxic relic]

fucked

is that more than one piece

[paper hull]

By 6x

One piece is around 1100 atm

Not even the longest running anime

That'd be detective conan

[toxic relic]

slop in the slop trough

time for me to touch grass

[paper hull]

one piece has gotten oda indoctrinated into japans most important people to the country

hes like number 5 or smth

he also actively defends a .pdf

thanks oda

very cool

[toxic relic]

idk enough anime lore

thats crazy

[paper hull]

you know zoro

[toxic relic]

but not surprising

[paper hull]

from one piece

[toxic relic]

uh

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/oz2Lo3bRi4O.gif

[toxic relic]

yeah

[paper hull]

this guy is based off an actual .pdf

and odas mentor

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-pain-bubble-one-piece-roronoa-zoro-kuma-gif-3043984669965453610

[toxic relic]

but i see him in my gay pron

[paper hull]

https://i.vgy.me/geSLW9.png

[toxic relic]

along with the chef guy

[paper hull]

i wish i was joking

but this man is an actual convicted pedo

[paper hull]

oda has defended him many times

its not even like "oh maybe he didnt"

the dude had literal hundreds of gigs worth

[toxic relic]

yeah he's convicted

legally a ped

[paper hull]

its also why i cant for the life of me watch rurouni kenshin

hes original work

https://tenor.com/JWtz.gif

[karmic jetty]

actual villain

[toxic relic]

idk it

[karmic jetty]

he had so much that they thought he was a distributor

[paper hull]

yep

[toxic relic]

bruh

[paper hull]

the dudes an actual piece of shit

the only reason he gets a free pass is guess why

because hes friends with oda

if he didnt have oda in hes corner he would be in actual jail

[karmic jetty]

the law somehow only gave em a slap on the wrist

[paper hull]

oda actively defended a .pdf

and i cant forgive him for that

thats how much weight oda carries

he could rock up to the presidents office and ask him to lick hes ass

and he probably would

under japanese public survey he has been ranked higher than actual fucking genius's to mankind

people who have cured and abolished literal diseases

[toxic relic]

anime

[karmic jetty]

idolatry

[toxic relic]

he makes the weebos jork

[karmic jetty]

i mean i like one piece

[paper hull]

what i will give oda is hes work ethic

the fact that one piece has been as high quality as it is for as long as it is is honestly astonishing

many have tried

many have failed

one piece still remains

[karmic jetty]

eh

[karmic jetty]

if u been reading one piece recently its starting to show some cracks

[paper hull]

dude look at bleach for instance half way through that manga the dude straight up stops drawing backgrounds

because its just too much effort

oda has been consistant to say the least but ofc cracks will show for instance the redux of the human human fruit

was a total cop out

but whatever

we let oda have one or two of those

[karmic jetty]

nah nah nah

gods knight was doodoo

[paper hull]

entire fishman island arc was actually the worst shit

[karmic jetty]

god valley was a goonfest the entire time

[paper hull]

and cake island

theres entire arcs of one piece that just suck complete shit but at least its not bleach levels of bad

like the fulbrigners

[karmic jetty]

fullbring was pretty neat

[paper hull]

no it wasnt

it ws okay

until the end

and then it was cool

but all that

[karmic jetty]

sad we didnt get to see fullbring ichigo much like at all

[paper hull]

just for that payoff?

nah fuck off

[karmic jetty]

neutered

[paper hull]

couldve cut that arc in half honestly

and it wouldve served the same purpose

now its just "that arc before blood war"

[late inlet]

[karmic jetty]

i miss ichigo just being a guy

we never see him do regular stuff anymore

[paper hull]

remember when bleach took place in the human world and not endless voids in the air of nothingness

there is no tangibility in the world of bleach

[karmic jetty]

fullbring explored that a tiny bit

[proud robin]

Hey ! No PZ tag for discord ???????

[quasi slate]

bruh

[paper hull]

so the stakes never felt big enough

[quasi slate]

stupid game

[paper hull]

or even worth while

bleach fight not take place in some giant white void of emptyness challenge: impossible

[proud robin]

Create PZ tag for discord pls !

[karmic jetty]

no

[proud robin]

in 2025 no discord tag its crazy

[karmic jetty]

tag deez

[late inlet]

Your server tag almost gave me ptsd the dmv sucks

[proud robin]

i gift 1$ if you create tag !

[paper hull]

good thing its dj max revolution five then

[icy vigil]

free 1$ !?

[karmic jetty]

satisfactory

[proud robin]

1$ its good

[rain mango]

Lol

[proud robin]

1$ symbolic

[paper hull]

wow 1 whole dollar i can buy almost 3 of my countries currency for one of those¬!!!

[late inlet]

I would never sink that low even for one dollar

[karmic jetty]

i would

[late inlet]

Damn

[karmic jetty]

bimsnes

[livid notch]

I would kill for a dollar fr

[toxic hawk]

Typical merc

[floral fiber]

Zor you do it for 0.5 dollar

[rain mango]

Ness super metroid fzero

[livid notch]

Zip it

Nerd

[toxic hawk]

Nuhuh, poipie head

Also l1ght

There is imposter

[karmic jetty]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-killer-gif-27045700

[karmic jetty]

amogus

[late inlet]

Alright choom time to go back to night city for you

[toxic hawk]

Sandyvistan

Deadeye

[late inlet]

Aurthor morglon

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[karmic jetty]

no memes in general

[paper hull]

clearly they never played the amazing spider man on ps1

[late inlet]

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/bybz0.gif

[rain mango]

Megina fora

[late inlet]

Ok later I got to go to work

Remember duck boats

[quasi slate]

ayo

[toxic hawk]

Ohohoh

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wallet-broke-gif-7855913

[quasi slate]

i prayed to the light and got attacked by an angel

wtf

[paper hull]

thats a funny lookin angel

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-not-today-gif-7325159549174239381

[paper hull]

kinda looks like the rocketeer

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p-zf3aCRD6k?feature=share

rocco botte is the last bastion of old internet

god i love him

please never die rocco

[karmic jetty]

ROCKETEER MENTIONED RAHHHHH

alex ross paintings of the rocketeer are so PEAK

[exotic kelp]

project zombo anyone?

[subtle shoal]

wrong chat

[velvet pebble]

#1019737819981283459

[subtle shoal]

we dont play zomboid here

matter of fact

[paper hull]

this is the pz retirement home

[subtle shoal]

wrong server man

[exotic kelp]

oh shit sorry

[exotic kelp]

im packin my items and leaving

[subtle shoal]

yeah man you arrived at the wrong station

[rain mango]

Tru and valid

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/alone-no-help-gif-13198988

we HATE zomboi here

[subtle shoal]

we burn effigies of TIS staff

[exotic kelp]

idk what im doing here i was looking for microsoft project alternative server

[subtle shoal]

microsoft alternative?

yeah

thats linux

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-vr-chat-tongue-out-meme-gif-17865685083697075722

[wooden notch]

[paper hull]

zeerol prom when

[karmic jetty]

does prom start before jolly

[paper hull]

maybe

[karmic jetty]

[paper hull]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gL0TXFDDYtE?feature=share i just got this on my youtube shorts

i regret nothing

[sour gull]

my pc cant run eu5

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-dutch-van-der-linde-van-der-linde-rdr1-rdr-gif-26517814

[karmic jetty]

engine unreal 5

[plush cobalt]

Can't run? Erm, yeah, it ain't got no legs

[subtle shoal]

its a blessing

cant run the newest installment of paradox slop

[sour gull]

stolen valour

[thin wedge]

that so unreal....

[sour gull]

a true paradox fan consumes slop and does not complain

[paper hull]

Thats my goon

[wooden notch]

wait what is this bruv

[paper hull]

gatcha

[subtle shoal]

god bless paraslop

[paper hull]

not out in west yet i think

[subtle shoal]

no crimethink in this household

only doubleplusgoodthink

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-v-kaz-kazuhira-miller-flex-arm-flex-gif-10744758

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/bNCiZ.gif

[neon bramble]

so true bestie

[thin wedge]

moopy do got his dubai choca matcha to play with his gacha

with da le boo boo

[subtle shoal]

me looking at my arm trying to count how many fists I have

[sour gull]

"i would kill for a dollar" blackwater pmc company

[paper hull]

how it feels to chew 5 gum

[subtle shoal]

we will bomb the UN

quasimorph lore

[neon bramble]

space ancapistan

[subtle shoal]

I LOVE ANCAP!!!! I FUCKING LOVE ANCAP!!!

[neon bramble]

I should play quasimorph again

[quasi slate]

bruh

[neon bramble]

but I am in the grips of marching around with a single shot musket right now

[sour gull]

rip toasted u would have loved ts

[livid notch]

1 dollar is 100 of my own currency

So I would be rich

[neon bramble]

are you making pacts yet

[subtle shoal]

who

[neon bramble]

you aren't that far then

[karmic jetty]

1 dollar is 100 cents... much to think about

[neon bramble]

dont think about it too hard

[sour gull]

wow i thought it was 60 cents

[karmic jetty]

i have that issue sometimes lmao

[paper hull]

thers 60 cents in a minute

think about that

[sour gull]

asking people on discord to is use thinking skills

[karmic jetty]

wat

[livid notch]

It's 100,000 rial

[subtle shoal]

rial

more like

reals

[livid notch]

For context rial isn't really worth that much so we have to spend too much to get dollar

[sour gull]

what country are you from Iran?

[livid notch]

Ye

[thin wedge]

who ran

[sour gull]

im so fucking smart and everyone loves me

[subtle shoal]

i love you

youre so mart

[sour gull]

i dont care

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/catnapping-cat-kidnap-cat-steal-that-was-useful-cat-bag-gif-5865080542707714620

[subtle shoal]

sign my book

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-buff-rule-rule2-gif-22611334

[karmic jetty]

collect my pages

[half kettle]

slenderman

[sour gull]

if slenderman told me and my friends to colllect those pages we would have smashed his head in with bricks

[paper hull]

synthoil up choom

[subtle shoal]

collect my pronouns

[half kettle]

but slenderman would put static visuals in ur eyes

[karmic jetty]

why did slenderman tell u to collect pages? is he a fraud

[sour gull]

theres like 8 of us we can handle it

[karmic jetty]

just draw more

[subtle shoal]

slender thats like 1 euro at the stationary

[karmic jetty]

inflation hit hard huh

8 papers for a euro?

[sour gull]

what currency do they use in the slenderman forest

[subtle shoal]

slenderbucks

what else

[half kettle]

the slendeckl

[sour gull]

the slender pound sterling

[quasi slate]

now she wont remember the part where she got torn in half by her torso otag

[subtle shoal]

slenderlot

the great zloty

[surreal mirage]

Robux

Does moopy remember tix

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-dark-building-collapse-europe-gif-8433122683432603257

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-nine-sols-ji-nine-sols-yi-nine-sols-lear-ji-gif-14895060184656171245

[quasi slate]

jacked cockroach

[onyx igloo]

European Civilization if they didnt have European Civilization

[quasi robin]

mi bombo clat

[thin wedge]

no civs????

😭

https://tenor.com/view/gandhi-civilization6-civ-vi-civilization-gandhi-gif-25442511

[modest lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/136501320340209664/1435170538321350687/neko115.gif

[quasi slate]

ok

[neon bramble]

hear me out

a gacha where you can just lose your units when you mishandle them

not only do you get to watch your favorite anime girls die but you also dread having to pull them again

[subtle shoal]

they should make a gacha where if you sign up for it it just leaks your entire shit online

[neon bramble]

wont cause as much salt and grief as just losing units

[quasi slate]

there are gachas with a mechanic similar while you dont outright lose your characters they can be rendered unusable for a certain time period

as for equipment that you farm for your characters you can lose permenantly but modern gachas abondoned that

[ivory grail]

We need a group nap

[eager dock]

sorry I think they all have Stockholm syndrome so it won't work

[paper hull]

Sleepery

[subtle shoal]

i just rawdogged a chicken shawarma with a burger

im so full

of meat

and bread

the burger was better though

it fucking slapped so hard

[paper hull]

Fuckin geeza

Proppa fuckin gnosh bruv

[rain mango]

But have you yet experienced the joy of making your own pizza?

[paper hull]

Oooeeer

[rain mango]

Joke's on you, nobody has yet! 😉

[paper hull]

Washing my hair because I'm Ill

[subtle shoal]

Focken ell mate

[paper hull]

Not because I want to

[neon bramble]

the old korean MMO upgrade system

[paper hull]

Woke up in a steaming fooken mood yeh

[subtle shoal]

Cause I live

In a SHITHOLE

[paper hull]

Full o fuckin dickheads

[sour gull]

they letting anyone into fortnite bro

[rain mango]

There are a lot of those of late, can you be more specific?

[paper hull]

When's my collab

[sour gull]

would make me install 🙏

[paper hull]

Id personally log on to shoot myself In the face

[sour gull]

logging on to complete the bagmans kidney event

[paper hull]

Id just eat it

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-my-chud-life-chud-soyjack-gif-759070958851349125

[paper hull]

Fuck my shitty gleep glorp life

[quasi slate]

painting my skin green getting my hair dyed black and puffed up wearing a full body black suit with thigh padding and buying the glorp language course book

[paper hull]

Let's paint our nails blue to show we care about some arbitrary cause but not do anything to actually forward the movement

[sour gull]

what does this even mean boss

[paper hull]

It's a very deep cut dig

You'll have to source for that one

[sour gull]

is it some kind of performative male thing

[rain mango]

Most things are...

Even wars sometimes!

[paper hull]

The name big boss implies that a smaller boss exists

[sour gull]

yeah the boss

[paper hull]

She kinda cute tho

[sour gull]

they just adding anyone to fortnite

[paper hull]

Wow it's gas to go In fortnite

[sour gull]

will they remove his skin after the controversy comes out

[paper hull]

First the took he's pride

Then he's mind

What's next

[sour gull]

hes probably gonna have to die...

maybe hard

[paper hull]

The way of all males

Men dont know about the secret brain upload Interface in every women's bathroom

🤣

[sour gull]

i want the man who made tomato and basil rice dead

[paper hull]

If I find someone I wanna kill we could reinact strangers on a train

Man firedanne would love that reference

Bless up Anne miss j

U

[sour gull]

nobody watches obscurce 1950s cinema eve

we all only watch slop

[rain mango]

Well, MST3K guys do...

[subtle shoal]

we only watch MCU

we only watch big budget releases

[paper hull]

Please refrain from joining in on my conversation thank you

[paper hull]

I love that shit bro

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[paper hull]

Gimme that French black and white film about some miserable woman dying alone

She just like me fr

[sour gull]

is this like drive but for girls

[paper hull]

100

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-literally-me-ryan-gosling-ken-gif-4477899586321581902

[paper hull]

ryan gosling is

the GAY man

[onyx igloo]

i turned chris pratt into stewie griffin

i dont know why

[paper hull]

yeah this guy

with hammers

[onyx igloo]

do you not appreciate my art

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-hammer-clutch-grip-fuming-gif-10847179

this is just like the film

drive

[paper hull]

this is drive all over again

[sour gull]

i feel like ive seen more Lithuanians online than Latvians and Estonians

[quasi slate]

Latvians and Estonians dont have smartphones or pcs

[rain mango]

🤨

[sour gull]

dissing ur own forest brothers

[quasi slate]

Lithuania is the no.1 baltic country afterall

[paper hull]

personally met more estonians tbh

idk why

alot of estonians play runescape i think

i had this one estonian guy on snap years ago and he would send me hes commute to work and it looked like everything was just dirt and rain

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-baltic-states-the-baltic-states-lithuania-latvia-gif-1058455762982521663

[graceful dust]

one of the two things i know abt mgs is that this is literally true

[sour gull]

a few years ago i used to take the worst fucking pictures of whereever i was going on purpose

i would make it look like i was going to a shithole

[paper hull]

hahahaha

dude thats good bait

[graceful dust]

big boss is literally big boss bc there was a smaller boss

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boss-the-joy-mgs-the-joy-joy-mgs-the-boss-gif-13369812568094079108

[quasi slate]

time to scribble gluttonous fail

✍️

[graceful dust]

boss!

[sour gull]

guys its already been 219 years since 1605

feel old yet?

[graceful dust]

a few yrs ago my friend & i made a chart explaining the relationships btwn mgs characters & i had maybe too much of a say in it

[paper hull]

sometimes

[rain mango]

I would have just had an aneurism, so...

[paper hull]

you are an aneurism

[graceful dust]

markiplier is in there

[sour gull]

why do you type like ragebait

[paper hull]

because hes trying

[rain mango]

I am mostly being a goofball? I despise ragebaiting

[paper hull]

so far this kraven guys first impressions have been block every gay person i meet and then tell others to block them too

[rain mango]

But I love sarcasm

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/pim-pimling-pim-pimling-smiling-friends-youre-so-old-gif-15824035670757577505

[graceful dust]

theres gen chat lore im not aware of

wtf

[rain mango]

Also, block function exists, if I bother folks.

[paper hull]

we got the bible

we dont need blocks

[graceful dust]

we got the bible

[sour gull]

i got like 5

[paper hull]

🙏

[sour gull]

im holier than thou lil bro

[paper hull]

my strength comes from a higher place

can you say the same weak man?

[graceful dust]

i dont have a bible can i borrow one

[sour gull]

no

you couldnt read it

[paper hull]

bro u dont borrow thge gospel

[graceful dust]

I'll have to steal one from a motel then ig

[paper hull]

atta boy

u steal one

like a true crusader

[graceful dust]

from a motel

[rain mango]

Allergic. Burst into flames, sorry

[sour gull]

that is why they are there

[graceful dust]

jesus would be so proud of me ik

[sour gull]

they get them for free i think

[graceful dust]

ofc they do

[paper hull]

say something funny

[sour gull]

i got my bible in hebrew

[paper hull]

thats just based

not funny

[rain mango]

Gideonites literally go hotel to hotel, or did once upon a time.

[paper hull]

who is bro talkin to

[sour gull]

yeah but now i have to know hebrew

[rain mango]

It is actually much less common now than when I was younger

[paper hull]

u dont know hebrew u inherit it from ur father on hes deathbed

[quasi slate]

my new alarm

[paper hull]

death

[sour gull]

if i learn hebrew i think it makes me a bit Jew ish

get it

hehehehehe

[paper hull]

omg i do

[sour gull]

im so funny

[paper hull]

this reminds me of that one movie with ryan gosling where he moved in a vertical position for many hours

uhhhhh movement?

hmmm, transport?

no thats not it

[rain mango]

Well, to an audience of one, I am hilarious 😉

[paper hull]

oh well itll remain a mystery

[sour gull]

lost to time

like silent films

[paper hull]

my favourite genre of movie

mostly because i dont have to listen to people

[sour gull]

the only film im sad about being lost is The Story of the Kelly Gang

[paper hull]

ok that is kinda a sad missout

[sour gull]

australia had only been a country for 5 years when it was released

[paper hull]

the land down under

[sour gull]

the worlds first full length narrative feature film

[paper hull]

australia still hasnt gotten out of beta

[rain mango]

If you have not watched at least some Buster Keaton antics, get thee to the youtubes

Don't need to watch the while films

[paper hull]

lets invest in australian mining capital

[rain mango]

Just his stunts and visual gags

[sour gull]

invest in uranium stocks

[paper hull]

id invest in pure iron

that shit in ausville is so based

australia got some of the fucking best iron dude

you know who DOESNT

japan

[sour gull]

thanks bro

[paper hull]

weebs when there shitty nippon era katana folds like paper under the mioght of my british claymore

[sour gull]

yeah but then you lowkey get stabbed with a spear by some peasant levy

[paper hull]

yeah but at least i looked cool while doing it

thats what matters

[sour gull]

aura farming was all of it back then

thats how u got clout

u just lied

[paper hull]

i would have fucking thrived so much in a serf society

[sour gull]

i would have thrived pre internet people already believe me when i make stuff up

[paper hull]

Im gonna topple a regime

[devout wraith]

Guys, does anybody have a good collection of mods for singelplayer (build 41)

[sour gull]

i would just lie to the regime to fund my exploration of new lands

"you gotta believe me king i know where all the cool shits at bro i promise i can get you some mad stuff for your court bro"

[paper hull]

id just sail in a circle for a couple weeks under the guise of finding new lands to pillage and return home with stories of some city made of gold and sapphires and get them to keep funding me to get closer to it but return everytime like "damn almost made it that time"

and id do this until i died

[sour gull]

aura and hype moments

[paper hull]

yeah we would be eatin good

[sour gull]

id just make the trip to china call me marco polo

[paper hull]

make up some disease and claim i cured it

get a doctorate

live on the laurels for the rest of my life

[sour gull]

gonna meet kublai khan

[paper hull]

bro imagine being at ghengis khans war banquets

holy shit they must have been the most insane parties on earth

dudes just gutting themselves to impress him and shit

and he just rolls hes eyes like "ah this shit again"

[sour gull]

all this cause his friend betrayed him and his sister was kidnapped btw

he was just some guy

[paper hull]

people scared of the diddy parties didnt know about the khan bashes

[sour gull]

cant tell the non immortals about the khan bashes 💔

[paper hull]

i wonder if we will ever uncover hes tomb

[cursive flare]

lmao

[paper hull]

those who knew of hes actual burial place were murdered and those who murdered them were then murdered by another group of people

ensuring it would never be found

[sour gull]

when i die embalm my corpse like lenin

[paper hull]

this goes hard what is this

[quasi slate]

music 37

[sour gull]

gonna have me looking like this

[paper hull]

this is why i like moopy

they refuse to endulge me

[cursive flare]

and the people who murdered the people who murdered the people who knew the tomb location?

[paper hull]

i respect that

https://tenor.com/c7gWxoOp0u6.gif

[paper hull]

it was about 3 rounds of murderings which is why the true location is lost to time

hes advisors saw this plan through

and then promptly disbanded

most commiting suicide

to keep the secret

some lived tho

[cursive flare]

ts goes hard

[cursive flare]

music 35 when?

[quasi slate]

there is no 35

[cursive flare]

aw

[quasi slate]

say other number

[cursive flare]

27

[quasi slate]

there is no 27

how are you hitting these gaps

[cursive flare]

57391

[quasi slate]

the cap is 59

[cursive flare]

58.01902391238

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-clear-and-fail-djmax-respect-gaya-dain-gif-13765524924088983074

[quasi slate]

El Fail loves toned backs

[paper hull]

relateable

[cinder wolf]

People will react to anything given the trend

if its a trend to hate on something

they will jump to it

not saying that some of them dont deserve it.

[livid notch]

Huh

[cinder wolf]

but how little ones worldview can be when it's not trending online.

[paper hull]

i am outraged!

Ok and that accomplishes?

🤷‍♀️

[quasi slate]

insane

[paper hull]

How about instead of complaining if it bothered u so much you donate to the victims of the situation

no?

oh its just a passing outrage for you?

my bad

[cinder wolf]

people can have opinions thats for sure, but few are willing to act upon it.

[paper hull]

i abide by the iron clad rule of just because i have an opinion doesnt mean i have to share it

[ivory grail]

Next week is my 1 hour long presentation. I hate a brick wall with depression and only got half done. I haven't practice the presentation either. Now i'm rushing to finish it before work.

https://tenor.com/view/mr-boss-smiling-friends-good-night-serious-look-allan-red-gif-1361353428424919826

[cinder wolf]

Too bad you're already sharing an opinion

[karmic jetty]

do u realize

do u realize sumthin

[livid notch]

Lemme tell u somethin

[paper hull]

Yeah but the difference is i know nobody in here takes me seriously

literally ignore everything i say and we will get on golden

[burnt kite]

андрей иди нахуй

[paper hull]

xie xie

[karmic jetty]

golden like the kpop song

[sour gull]

dont worry boss i take what you say seriously!!

[karmic jetty]

[paper hull]

my beloved son

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/eVz96K7WZYs?si=Uwuujoxlpjo5Pfsn

[paper hull]

why she wearing a school girl outfit bro she like 20

https://tenor.com/bG2s6.gif

[karmic jetty]

egril

[sour gull]

views

[ancient meteor]

Musique vol. 2 when??? How Daft Punk gonna disband and leave us with only Musique vol 1

[cinder wolf]

Issue is that i un ironically like agree that sometimes, its just best to keep it to yaself.

[rain mango]

They did it all for the money and want to focus on producing as I understand

[karmic jetty]

kraven the hunter

[paper hull]

I might be married to the sweetest woman on earth i dont think i deserve her sometimes

she just messages me about her beyblades and how she loves me and when can we watch the new pokemon series

[cinder wolf]

Well maybe thats because your blood sugar level is too high

[rain mango]

Fuck that guy, I had the name first 😉

[paper hull]

i have a foul sweet tooth

it haunts me

[karmic jetty]

but are u a hunter

[rain mango]

No

[paper hull]

theres this cake shop near me that makes these cakes and i go there at least once a week

[karmic jetty]

cake shop... makes cakes...

[rain mango]

I am an IT Support flunkee. High tech handyman lol

[subtle shoal]

hello chuddlingers

[cinder wolf]

whenever i think about cakes, i just have that foul taste of butter frosting

which tastes like shit

[subtle shoal]

we chudding or not today goddamit

[karmic jetty]

chuddilingus

[rain mango]

And I didn't have the name first, but did not know of that character until after coming up with the name

[paper hull]

yeah i hate butter frosting

[cinder wolf]

not only that,,

its like when they try to make it sweet

it gets worse

[subtle shoal]

my name is ander dingus

[karmic jetty]

ander

i hardly know er

[ancient meteor]

that's that new Star Trek show, right

[paper hull]

star chud

[graceful dust]

carrot cake

[subtle shoal]

im just... [sob]... a chuddie...

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[paper hull]

idk why this made me laugh

fuck u lmfao

[graceful dust]

lmao

i have to talk myself up for a writing assignment can someone kill me instead

[karmic jetty]

what u writin on

[graceful dust]

me literally me

[karmic jetty]

[graceful dust]

i have to write abt myself

[karmic jetty]

erm

just lie

[graceful dust]

i dont even exist

my parents made me up for clout

[karmic jetty]

was it successful

[graceful dust]

no it was a flop

[subtle shoal]

damn

thats really bad yknow

[graceful dust]

yeah

[subtle shoal]

yeah

[burnt kite]

i found my bike

my fuckass neighbor put it in their garden and didn't put it back

[subtle shoal]

did you murk them

[toxic hawk]

i mean

just yap

[half kettle]

wojaks are cultural monuments

[toxic hawk]

its simple

[twin bear]

ikr

[subtle shoal]

thank you

[twin bear]

im excited

[subtle shoal]

i worked very hard on them

i was the ceo of wojak & sons

until someone accused me of ringing the coal alarm

when I was infact ringing the gem alarm

and they booted me off man

[half kettle]

do you ramble on your past failings when you are drunk

[burnt kite]

i will have to piss in their letterbox (to any governing and/or policing entities, the statement i have made prior to this announcement holds no value, and is not conveying my current intents. I have no intention of expelling my bodily fluids through my neighbour's letter orifice.)

[subtle shoal]

no I just

silently mope about it

and hope for the best

but it never gets better

as nothing ever happens

[novel fern]

no i have a good time

past failings are for past me

[subtle shoal]

good job

i believe in you

[twin bear]

bro english cant be hard to learn

[half kettle]

believe it or not

it is

[subtle shoal]

it definitely can be

if you dont have the resources and help

[twin bear]

its so uniform when u have propper grammar

[novel fern]

depends on your starting language, but one of the hardest for a lot of people who’s mother language isn’t latin or germanic

[burnt kite]

i have never learnt english punctuation, i just put commas where they sound right

[twin bear]

its the slang isnt it

[rain mango]

Well, in the US..

[half kettle]

veese

[novel fern]

no it’s seriously just the pronunciation, word structure, and the fact that westerners can’t properly speak english

[subtle shoal]

yeah in the US they cant do shit

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/xena-xena-warrior-princess-gabrielle-renee-oconnor-season3-gif-22966272

[twin bear]

isnt the west all englich

how do we not speak it properly

[novel fern]

bad education systems

[twin bear]

dont tell me u think the brits are the ones doing it right

[subtle shoal]

they cant even tell the difference between "their/theyre/there"

[twin bear]

bruh wut

[burnt kite]

i know grown men in their fifties writing "could of"

[subtle shoal]

or "which/witch"

[twin bear]

does that have to do with YOU learning english

[subtle shoal]

or "your/youre"

[novel fern]

yeah and “it’s vs its”

[twin bear]

at least there isnt gender based shit

like german

[burnt kite]

to be fair i can never bother with the apostrophes unless i am writing a paper

[rain mango]

WordCrimes.mp3

[novel fern]

gender based words make sentences way clearer bc you can have 2-3 pronouns in play

[subtle shoal]

surprise surprise, nope

[burnt kite]

i got constantly corrected for gendering names for jobs and occupations

[twin bear]

the west to me is america

[novel fern]

like spanish is way easier to understand than english, and the conjugations on words make it very clear what it means

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/azerbaijan-wake-up-victory-happy-gif-19148016

[twin bear]

cuz thats all mfers ever ,mention

[twin bear]

microwave hoverboards

peak

[subtle shoal]

and a fiat

with 400k km

[novel fern]

fiat currency

[twin bear]

elite ball knowledge

[subtle shoal]

azerbaijan technology

[twin bear]

if u ever wanna try godot drag and drop this in ur 3d projects for a player controller

this guy makes great prototypes

[novel fern]

i mean most americans don’t realize that “its” is possessive and “it’s” only means ‘it is’. someone tried to “um acshually 🤓” me over the grammar one time idek if they’re out of school or not

[subtle shoal]

300 TB zip bomb

[twin bear]

its not that deep

[burnt kite]

wait i actually remember that lol

[twin bear]

maybe

[rain mango]

Listen, I just live here...

[twin bear]

maybe its steam vac detector

[burnt kite]

not that beeg

[subtle shoal]

maybe youre trying to sneakily install valorant into my linux based system

[half kettle]

3 kilobyte zip splash

[twin bear]

wait until u hear southerners

u wont understand them at all

[novel fern]

the bee movie never stops playing at 10 volume

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-ken-that's-where-i-usually-sit-right-there-gif-8198089166485184694

[subtle shoal]

i use beeOS btw

[twin bear]

fucked movie plot

[subtle shoal]

cucked by a bee

🥀

[harsh vault]

i dont remember the bee movie animation looking this bad

[twin bear]

and ppl defend it

[subtle shoal]

rightfully so

its a good movie

[twin bear]

😭 have u ever seen bugs life

[harsh vault]

yes

[twin bear]

peak movie tho

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-disney-pixar-hopper-gif-17407799956372910168

[subtle shoal]

i hate shrek with a

[novel fern]

everytime i see bugs life i have an urge to cut grass

[harsh vault]

animation has changed so much that even over the hedge looks bad these days

[subtle shoal]

all my passion

[fierce gazelle]

Can you help me? I’ve been playing this game for several weeks without any mods, but now that I’ve subscribed to some, they still don’t show up when I load my game. By the way, it’s a solo game.

[twin bear]

i think unreal and blender make realism too overused

[subtle shoal]

#1019767076094758924

[novel fern]

whoa that’s wild. that animation holds up, modern animation isn’t even appealing IMO

[twin bear]

yeah fr

it all looks souless

[subtle shoal]

unreal engine can go to hell

[novel fern]

i actively look for cartoons and anime from the 80’s-00’s bc new stuff just looks bad to me

[graceful dust]

i would literally fail the assignment its sposed to follow a structure

[harsh vault]

the animation holds up yes, but you can tell the difference

[subtle shoal]

ass ass ass ass turbo ass engine

[twin bear]

sadly some of the creators i like are pulling this shit

[twin bear]

lmao

not even kidding

[subtle shoal]

yeah

[twin bear]

unreal is only for grahpics nerds

literally why else would u need the engine

[toxic hawk]

essays but forcing a structure is simply bad civilisation

[subtle shoal]

same mfers who complain over the resolution of an apple

[twin bear]

or a soda can in spiderman

[subtle shoal]

like shut UUUUUUUUUUUP

[graceful dust]

are u high

[novel fern]

bruh a magazine i’m subscribed to uses AI generated images. this months edition had a woman with 6 fingers breaking a cigarette in half, and the cig had a filter on each side

[subtle shoal]

not that deepe

[twin bear]

i liked the spiderman games on ps4 ngl

they are pretty decent

[graceful dust]

its not an essay tho i just have to write a paragraph

which is harder than an essay

[toxic hawk]

i am not

[novel fern]

i’m trying to find a copy on ps2 for nostalgia

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-gif-25178472

ass

[toxic hawk]

simply, be concise and to the point

[harsh vault]

i really dislike this

[twin bear]

360 butt blast

[burnt kite]

i really like this

[novel fern]

it connects to me spiritually

[ivory grail]

The plane that crashed in Kenwucky was a UPS plane so luckily it not a passenger plane but sadly the total of death has risen to 9

[graceful dust]

i think u should stop giving me advice cos none of it makes any sense LMAO

[subtle shoal]

stop doubleplusungoodthink

[novel fern]

make the paragraph two pages long, let the plot get lost

[subtle shoal]

start doubleplusgoodthink

[graceful dust]

my issue isnt the writing itself its that the topic is me

[twin bear]

mfer will see this and say yes

[subtle shoal]

start speaking in newspeak

glory to oceania

big brother is watching

[toxic hawk]

seems fine to me

[graceful dust]

i had my vol all the way up

[toxic hawk]

why is the topic an issue

[twin bear]

i am so sorry 🥀

[graceful dust]

cos i dont feel like writing abt myself

[graceful dust]

sry what was that? i cant hear anymore

[toxic hawk]

how come

[graceful dust]

i was like lightly complaining abt an assignment i dont feel like doing but ur pushing it so hard i actually feel worse abt it now

[toxic hawk]

sorry

[burnt kite]

fentalicious

[twin bear]

i hate writing about anything but video game lore and nuclear physics

[graceful dust]

i like writing generally

would rather be writing abt the classic lit assignments i have

[toxic hawk]

fair

[twin bear]

lmao

accidently opened console

[graceful dust]

making me do multiple choice abt em when ive alrdy established i dont interpret them the same way my teacher does xd

[graceful dust]

what page is this

discord? browser discord?

[twin bear]

discord lmao

yeah the app crashes

[graceful dust]

omg

app bad

[twin bear]

i try to edit google and it fuckin crashes google 🙏

all i wanted to do is change the fuckin data collection

[harsh vault]

safest scav extraction

[rain mango]

"Tell us a littke about yourself."

[toxic hawk]

I haven't seen such topics after 3rd grade

[graceful dust]

real

[harsh vault]

oh no it wasnt a scav

[toxic hawk]

Write about yourself

[harsh vault]

it was a group of PMCs

[graceful dust]

"what are u good at" idk everything

[toxic hawk]

Weird ngl

[twin bear]

🥀

[graceful dust]

its a ged prep course so this is high school stuff

[twin bear]

did u even get a chance to excually extract

[harsh vault]

BUT I STILL GOT OUT

[twin bear]

tf now its buggin i cant edit anything

[toxic hawk]

even in high school, never seen it. We mostly wrote argumentative essays, or interpreted Some literary works

[graceful dust]

they do do those "introduce urself" assignments in college classes at this school

[graceful dust]

my high schools did a lot less than im doing rn aside from those few months i spent in washington high schools

[toxic hawk]

different systems i guess.

[harsh vault]

@twin bear this is the worst mag im ever packing

im desperate

[graceful dust]

since its a ged prep course they dont rly have to get into essays

theres one writing assignment on the ged test i think

[twin bear]

u dont have a single round of bs

?

[graceful dust]

im almost 2/3 of the way thru the course

[twin bear]

or at least bp?

or is this in raid

[toxic hawk]

Bon courage

[onyx igloo]

i found toilet

[harsh vault]

i found like 200 rounds of BP

[twin bear]

now use it

[twin bear]

reserve?

[onyx igloo]

i placed toilet right next to my desk in video game

[harsh vault]

im not in a raid, im just in my stash

[twin bear]

i havent even launched tarkov in weeks

[harsh vault]

i havent been on tarkov in like 2 months

[onyx igloo]

efficient

[harsh vault]

give me a break scav it feels like im in a raid with my doohickey stash

[twin bear]

toilet gaming