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you must produce atleast 5 bottles of piss on your shift
present them to bezos upon the eve of your workday for tasting
real
if he likes your piss, you may live.
pecker? i hardly knower
been on a binge lately
This video shows you the things mealworms can eat happily, and things that are not theri favorites or they can't eat them at all.
This is a fast paced compilation, featuring a lot of mealworm time lapse footage I shot during the years.
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yoo peak
yeah thanks man
oh ai voice
oh?
yeeesh
if there is an ai voice I want it to be an old one like some microsoft robotic voice
it sunk into the tray ever so swiftly in under one hundred 10 hours 🤖
you guys ever been the victim of a hate crime
not like a "oh he said i was gay" hatecrime

like a ive been assaulted for being gay hate crime
im trying to figure out what would make someone so violent towards someones existance
i dont think you should try to rationlize it
But i have to at least try
even if it amounts to nothing i find it best to dip my toes in both sides of the viewpoint so i can have a full understanding
it makes no sense
its not that i want to sympathize with these people
its that i want to find what makes them tick
You dont change minds by hanging in hugboxes and excluding yourself from the world
you change them by confronting their very fundamentals
when you have enough ammo you can just dump it on them like an exostential trauma
exoskeleton 
i have to believe people can change otherwise my very existance is at stake
i mean
i know it is anyway
but regardless i have to look beyond myself
oooo caves of qud is on sale
live and drink
when i die
i dont know pz
i want all the men at my funeral to wear kilts
scholar gaming
hookah
Real
and flash my coffin as it gets lowered
echo you play?
Ofc
Haven't been on it in a while but I'm thinking of making a new run
i wanna be a cave chudder
hop on coq
but dwarf fortress stole my heart
peak
i tried, wasnt a fan
Might select one of those dudes that have traits and shit
My first run was a knight cyborg
I needed to get some footing into the game first 
I want to be a sentient door
yessir
Truekin sounds like an ironic otherkin
its humans who hate non humans
What's the race that has traits
True
wdym
You won't tune once im done with you
Some of them are misinterpretations of retranslations of rewrites of the bible, others simply believe those that tell them about misrepresentations of retranslations rewrites of the bible, sometimes there is no """rational""" reason
I can't exactly remember how the character creation works in qud
I'll have a look later to refresh my memory
im currently on a ranged scholar run
The hell 
4 arms for max melee but i have fireball for when i run away
Mein gott 4 arms

i fucking hate the spores i got though
I think they should invent a game that perfectly caters to my very specific tastes that not even I can identify
i need more space but my man grew fucking neckbeard fungus on his back that shoot out green spore shots whenever he gets excited
That's so real
I dunno what I want but someone should give it to me anyway
People need to remember that video games are just toys and toys should be fun
Fun in video games differs
For some people, playing super competitive pvp is all the fun they could ever have
A lot of content consumers don't consume content to have fun, they consume out of obligation
wdym you dont like the annual CoD slop?
i havent played a good FPS in years dude
the last good FPS i played was ultrakill
god what a great game
shame it was a once in a blue moon
I definitely need a 4x game that's actually just a spreadsheet simulator (other than aurora 4x)
ultrakill is so good man
Time to spend 80€ to spend 80€ again next year
so good...
Apparently Don't Stop Girlypop is meant to be decent
It's just a demo rn
I played the demo on hardest difficulty
It's fun and way easier than Ultrakill
what is this le meme
But the whole game looks weird
yooo u guys see uh
they announced new team ICO game
From the legendary studio behind Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, and The Last Guardian comes a new upcoming game. Debuted at The Game Awards 2024 you can keep up with the latest in development via their social channels:
#ps5 #ps5games #tga2024
ic deez nuts
anyone played dispatch here yet?
im so fucking ready
if you wasnt around for the monumental game that was shadow of the colossus
you missed out dude
playing that game on release was absolutely mind bending
dude what even is the gameplay
it looks like a visual novel
Didn't catch my interest at all
dispatch these nuts
to your mouth
that would be my own nuts then
visual novel x police dispatcher sim
ah well we will roll with it
I'm in a weird spot where I'm an adult, but I just kinda only became aware I'm real a couple years back and so while I have a lot of experiences, none of them are mine
So I never got to experience a lot of things for the first time
yawn
Ive got alot of life experiences
none of them are good
ive lived and seen enough shit for 3 people
I never got to experience the part where he kills you myself :(
real
Real
ive smelt enough dead bodies to have it haunt my psyche for the rest of time
release me from this form
release deez
Am I mad or is there really no ingame settings option to deactivate Auto vaulting???
nuts
Is you fr dying or am I fried?🤣
we're all gonna die
🟣Vaulting is a manual action though
Just wondering 🤣
Not while running
🟣You are manually running
haha yeah xD im dying 😛 jus a lil kidney failure
:3
🟣That's a button you pressed
Damn ngl wasnt expecting that hope you fr good
very helpful... tnx
Ngl I coughed blood yesterday I might be going w you🤣 🤣
🟣Why are you running towards a fence if not to hop it?
no im not joking
ah
Im not, railings around stairs are dogshit
so when you go down the stairs he vaults over them
that was when my expectancy for life had ran its course
🟣Sooo, why are you running around stairs?
steamhappy
ok... leaving this convo before I get a brain aneurysm
artefacts of life
hello chat
🟣It's a pretty simple question, why are you running? If you're near stairs you don't often have much reason to run
Wheres your advice bro
Its your name
just exhaust those around us to force them to believe your headcanon
exhaust 🚙
ur just mad i got bigger hands than u
From what it sounds like this fella got massive balls
🟣Mrp's got terrible eyesight, does that count for anything?
my ballz are made of steel
ok duke
duke
ventrilo harassment right here

🟣You should probably get that checked out
Idk manne this mf embracing death with open arms dont get steeler then that
ive got balllllz of steeeeeel

Kinda baded
ballz ballz ballz
Based*
why
u know im real like that
Do you remember me telling you what the context for this exchange is?
Thats gangster asf wym🤣
oh u thought id just rock up here with my blue hair and talk about shitty sims games or some bollocks
bitch get real
🟣Think you'd do pink hair?
Dont ask simple questions in this discord and expect simple awnsers... hows that?
i have done pink hair
yes sir
🟣Show?

We need better advice
🟣:(
Every woman ive met that looks like this has hit me
🟣Mrp doesn't really perceive anyone as "punchable"
And it was worth it
Oh my god guys this guy keeps looking at me i think there is some spark between us should i ask him out?
sorry, one per day... need to wait
sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy
🟣You haven't answered Mrp's question you know.
Why are you running around stairs?
I knew the zomboid server would be based
This is very tumblr
Zomboids a based game fr
Thanks dad
im dad
Im daddy
gross
only a true alpha can achieve that double chin
regarding caretaking
he spent years dominating kitchens and tables
like a real man
so true
remember that south park epsidoe where cartman whips hes toilet
and calls it a bad girl
thats how i imagine all men
seen deez
fort knoxx my mental you will never upset me
not a single insult said towards me in the past 10 years has gotten through my tough leathery skin
There is a woman i saw in hardware store few months back with neon green hair it was so bright it looked like it was glowing
10 years is just the time frame i use to make something sound long
RIP her hair
you look like you live in gibraltar
this definalty nuked her roots
Are neon dyes like really bad
its not they are bad its that to get them that bright you have to basically strip your entire head
and thats like putting ur hair through the trenches of WW2
A crappy mic has though
😬 that hair wont be so appealing in few years...
fever upsets me on a fundamental level its not hes mic
its everything he is
and stands for
hes barely even a human being the way he communicates he just sort of exists and sometimes contributes while at the same time managing to elude any sense fo connection
the mans a walking contradiction
Hes goku
i love and hate him
the 8 winds cant move you but you're sent across the river by a fart
Yeah we're going legs
you dont understand fever is like the friend i always wanted but he refuses to be
he plays all the games i play
except hes in SEA
and he cant play them with me
imagine being so close to the perfect friend
and he just keeps pooping hes pants
that is fever
I'm so lovable though
if someone shits just eat it
life lemonade
wasnt that stalin
You either shit in the sink or sink in the shit
im not stalin on the toilet amaright guys
if your life is SO great why are you stuck here talking to me huh
maybe i think you're a part of that great
Huh
Idk why everything is funnier in arabic
you crash at 100mph and the last thing u see is spongebobs face flying towards you from the center steering wheel
gonna have to ask my partner
Far as I can read it's alahi
real
Oh yeah chat, I think I figured out how to make a Dead Man's switch in Rust
gyann isnt real it cant hurt u
Ligma
sugma
he is saying i am spongebob
You should seek help if your cumin yellow
is spongebob yellow like cumin?
we must PURGE this place
this is truly 1984
Gonna kill bayle later. Be sure to watch
Nice, your face reveal
And rellana too
Hell yeah
I'll use my doctor money to fix it
where zo
@karmic jetty minecraft video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCZyPyAwQ5E
I wanted to see what some real mountains would look like in Minecraft so I imported elevation data into the game and talk a bit about the different types.
I make a quick tutorial for my process: https://youtu.be/ix4ecaixlmE
Here is a link to the Teton World also. Its a beast to run. You will need 6 gigs of ram allocated to minecraft and distan...
how do u know i just got on
Smell
your gamer sweat
the rank is deep
gettin ready for work
look at the time
look at ur time tupid
is the moon out
🤔 night shift for me isnt night shift for you
yeah
night shift
NOOOO
no wonder i can smell you
Fuck the moon

Thats how we spell it in the future
its guy fawkes day
cant wait to get roman candle'd in the chin
🗣️
zo ill call you so you can pick me up
🚑
ive been there
i know frogboys neighbourhood
im gonna befriend his cousin
just to establish my authority
assert dominance
also
holy shit I found I have soft cookies with chocolate chips
theyre aight
hows your renovation
well the repairman/builder/whatever you call the person who does renovations has removed the floor
so now theres only concrete
it used to be wood panels
now its just concrete
he has done some drilling
is the floor going to be replaced
with wood?
uhh no propbably not
landlord special or what
panels i think
hope not
probably though
yeah everythings getting replaced
are you gonna get those stupid electric ovens
the gas stove/oven got unplogged today
nah
good
those are fucking balls dude
they break in a year and its so easy to forget theyre on
pfft
everythings getting removed and done anew
uhhh yeah the kitchen hasnt received any renovations/changes for like
idk 15 or 20 years
so everythings old
old
well we just wanted to give the kitchen a new face because it just looks very outdated and soviet
compared to me bro, you may as well be
yeah fair enough
same
but itll take like
probably a month
considering the balcony renovation (new floor and wall paint) took a week or two
but I did hear the concrete will be laid in the next couple days or so
thank you
i definitely will

view of deez
instead of my usual view into my local park
hahaha thats great
in every direction you look
concrete walls and soviet art instead of grass
theres only soviet commie blocks
cinema
are they the individual units or the communal ones
with the toilet and kitchen on a floor
individual
rich boy
im pretty sure
lives in the fancy commie block neighbourhood
holy shit
which the other half of the city cannot enjoy
cause my city is literally like split in half
dudes really living the high life
soviet special
These were so peak along with martian vitamins...
explain
i live in the ""oldtown""
like different infrastructure
yeah pretty much
All e queens add me quick!
and its also physically split by a railroad
these were so fucking good man
dudes the literal definition of "other side of the railroad"
perfect example of redlining
yes
lmao but yeah
insane
well also my side of the city also has individual houses and suburbs
while theirs only has commie blocks
but also the largest park in my city
yeah
Commie blocks ruin the view
my city was actually bombed to HELL in WW2 so im surprised it isnt all commie blocks
im going to go drink many things
I thought I could drink then I was given a few shots of absinthe
so treatpilled
snackmaxxing
make an abomination
mix all snacks
3 snakcs = meal
WRONG
mix sweet and salty snacks in a bowl
snackos will kill you!!!!!!!!
and sprinkle in a few MnMs
diabetus
give them all to me!!!!!!!!!!
best ever run and I just tripped my first house alarm sigh
my harry dubois was actually incredibly intelligent thank you very much
vibes based intelligence
he did smash face first into a crippled old lady but that was because it helped the case
steamsad........


not even
🥀
steamangry........
perfect base location idk about you
steamcrappy
steampissy
a vacuum
spess station
what if louisiana was sent into spess....
I am the type of man that looks like he's falling apart and in the inside I am falling apart 🫃
There is no vibe
Same ngl
🥀 gaslit
galit
Fadem mortalis

Galette
It is for me
Im so broke go homeless people give me money
So broke teachers are flexing their cash
you know life is good when its just you and 250g of baby carrots
U monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTDXnqCTkE @karmic jetty this event story will be pog
Alice, a phantom who enjoys foreseeing fortunes with Tarot Cards and playing pranks. She tries to get a rise out by using mirrors that distort your image, and by rigging tarot cards to the readings are deliberately tragic.
"Master's future?"
#Trickcal
——
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nah im eating them raw from bag

shes madness

gib more dark
i finished it ages ago
oh pog
Mayo should just become asniper
i become shura
That's my future too
and i only had to play league to turn int oa demon
korea ver getting this character
draw it instead


New people here
People i haven't terrorised
FRESH MEAT
Who wants to hear the best poem ever written in my opinion?
that's it, am gonna talk about politics.
the horn just reminded me of a new item in repo, a unicorn horn
When broken you can hear the cries of the unicorn lmao
gonna chek the patchnotes and show sprites

power!
Power supremacy
Power fans when it's their birthday
I love lady Miro. Her art is so goooooood.
She's extremy down bad for morgott
Power has no fans
Lies
Clear and Fail's mom @toxic hawk
Then who am i
Johnny Silverhand
speaking of power
I'm johnny copperman
His cousin
what about jenny goldman his other cousin
she has a gold arm
I just came up with a pun.
You know that fairies hate humour? It's all because ||they struggle when they contact with irony.||
epileptic cinema ✋
🤚 https://youtu.be/G6N0SFNWGOU?si=ucuRdZcUufiyd5cN
Welcome to 999 Infinity. This is the hardest you can possibly gamble in Cloverpit. This scales to infinity forever and is the strongest build in the game. God is dead
Watch all of my Cloverpit Videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDqQqHblKBk&list=PLliBvQE3gg9crU4vL0PgSplQnAbGmJFz2
~This video was recorded live on my Twitch Channel: http://w...
'i need maidens? bitch I am the maiden'
The femboy Dex build goes hard
holy dopamine
Man rides illegal bike in illegal lane
Gets hit by police after now following a single law
Whines abt it online
"I did nothing wrong" ahh idiot
Anyways just felt like saying that since there seems to be a bunch of sheep crying for bro
I love my mother in law
Even maidens get no maidens
do you think itd be feasible to live in the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-GIwdn8idc @lyric galleon
Depends on the woods
the bears wont attack u if you have some russian blood in your ancestry
it would be really awesome if i can salvage car wrecks and turn them into cars
i think i could sustain myself off roadkill
find some deer and ram it
I never really went into dex builds in any souls games
I always were a strength build guy
https://www.instant-gaming.com/es/?igr=analistadebits
00:00 Opening
00:59 742 Evergreen Terrace
06:30 Moe's Tavern
08:07 Nuclear Power Plant
10:22 Springfield Sign
10:29 The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop
11:43 Springfield Bridge
11:58 Kwik-E-Mart
13:09 Carl's Dad Caverns
13:24 Flanders House
14:45 Statue of Jebediah Springfield
15:12 O...
@burnt kite
Absolutely cinematic
why do people add me but never speak to me?
These keep showing up lol
hi friends
Im pansexual when it comes to builds
I'll eat anything
Chatter friend!
thats my name
Same but I don't like magic stuff
glad to see you back here
Requires Brain to use effectively
our brains cater towards nonbraining activities
too much brain = power of brain
brain no like
Most magic is just spam. Or hit once really hard
I like both
thank you sorry i dont remember many people from here its hard for me to remember
It's sporfo
that issssss
on steam i got 10 pending friend requests and all of them are from korea
uhhh the perosn who posted the pictures of spiffo?
im like REALLY Bad with names
Same
if you havent had the same pfp or username for nearly 5 years i wont remember you 😬
dude i forgot i was even playing minecraft with echo at one point and moved away and then i was like "oh no i forgot that guy i was playing with"
this one steam friend kept leaving nice comments and it made me feel so guilty i bought them valhelm as a thanks
On the topic of builds, got any good early game dex weapons?
Like me
I was thinking about getting the claw
Uchigatana
Partizan
I want style to it
if moopy lived near me i would shave their legs and make them wear stilts
these things are not related
this
i already dissolve leg hair on my own..
My biggest mistake was shaving my arm and leg hair
yes am sporfo!
:D fren
why u frontin
thats what we would say in school when people would piss us off
bruv what u frontin bout
u chattin bare shit
She's like lesbain solid snake
She's a Lebanon?
cuz
This looks slightly off
Lore accurately I only saw one straight note in signalis
me fr
i need to play signalis
i misread that as 29 fahrenheit
Lebanon ? Lemonade ? Handgrenade ? Lego citizen
Power hates lgtv people
spawn camping :)
In character for power to be gay and homophobic at same time
stupid horse i just fell off out the porsche
dropped the money from my bank account oh no
all i know from the horse anime is that people assault eachother in it
What
Correct
I got two tantalizers in muh locker
They are pretty dumb sometimes
I must add a lung puncher to the collection
Also scav i was just having a stroll as a zealot uptop on lowpop
excuse me what
And prole spawns right before me
No limitators instantly popped up dam
galil is a registered trademark
best horse fr
Must be something seeing a zealot as the first thing you see as you spawn in
Luck moment
It was like sub 20 pop

thats from the vanilla+ weapons pack mod lmao
my brain is fried and I thought it was a bastardized FAL/Galil hybrid
Doesn't the voip change with zealot
haha
I swear it does
Yeah it does make their voice deeper
It's amazing if u can get it done without an incident
I wanna try zealot I just literally forget to stop being a scumbag
It's goofy
I feed all sus meat i can get to zealots so
skyrim
Also yeah i understand why sanity matters all fuckin color was gone
When i was playing as a zealot
With zero sanity
What is the problem
Is it the color of rebels
Its nearly gray scale
Youch
And all wobbly
Amplified
Dam
That sounds rough if u don't smoke or smth alot
Or just take over the club
And then you get healed by autostitchers
:D
And these sometimes do weird things to ur vision
I haven't tried anything but being healed by malpracs
And corpsmen
Loll
I have gotten into my first decently sized fight
It was a 1v5
The proles were trying to help the controllers
Thank god they were melee and unarmed lmao
They caught me breaking smth maybe they were being shown around idk
Died to limitator tho
Controllers overextending fuels my soul
🗒️ lets make a report of today's diet in the past 5 hours
250g of raw baby carrots in one sitting
a bag of peanuts
One came inside into one od the vent tunnels while i was waiting around the corner with a tantalizer
its a good game
Im gonna fucking murder someone
Managed to pick up a HS2 tunnel before development began
already had all the sign offs too
now we have to reassess groundworks
mmmm square 1 my favourite
@twin bear i tried demonstrating to my bf how to disarm a landmine, I think im a bad instructor
why are you digging minerals
landmine
let eve be
ill gamble you
try me
double it and give it all to me
no
u aint worth a single pee
be nice
niece
its in our blood
but cursed to never meet on the field of battle
the quote from eves favorite game
i thought you were talking about me
ive been ready to kill fever for years everyday i wake up i pray to my fever shrine (two broken goku dolls) that i meet him in the streets
when we lock eyes that song from kill bill will play
and we will know only one of us will survive the encounter
Fever hit her with the 100 speech check
What arc did i skip past tf
im going to materialise in front of eve wearing goku cosplay
and tell em, no ones going to believe you, and hit her with ultra instinct goku 5L
Fever vs eve when
shaw
bapanada
a wise man would bet on me
do you have a firearm
yes
betting my lifesavings
https://youtu.be/IMrN1yW2Y68?list=RDIMrN1yW2Y68 my theme song
Game Title - Trickcal
Composer - Warak
Illustrator - Diyap
트릭컬 - 사료스탕스 아지트 1페이즈 BGM
I thought the world looked a little brighter today...
It's not politics. He's not a politician. He's a corpse
I'm just celebrating the fact that a great evil has finally left this earth, excuuuuuuuse me.

Without ever facing one whit of consequences.
count ur days slappy
Fuck almost literally everything, apologies.
He's not around to invite me on a hunting trip to shoot me in the face, I think I'll be okay.

Go to the loo then
the world is my loo
Thanks, blocked
anytime 🫡
imagine blocking people
Remember, Blocking is a tool to curate your online experience. Block freely, you'll notice things become much more pleasant
This is my internet. YOU get off. 😉
but ive been here longer than you
im so ANGRY!!! RAHHHH
When I block someone it should explode their PC and delete their account
Calm down there.
go piss urself
so true
started from the bottom now we here
drake truly went back to the bottom didnt he
Shitty people have just as much a right to life as I do.
subterrainian expectancy
drake would be a bottom yeah
lmao
Yeah, earlier in the deadlock server someone was being a twat, I called them out and told them they were being rude for derailing a conversation
They said "I don't need permission to talk to you because it's a public forum"
I then revoked their permission to talk to me. Checkmate, dork
so am not the only one thinking he like that
does world at war technically qualify as a black ops cod
waw is best mp
Honestly once I've blocked them they are dead to me.
i wish you would all block me that way its just me talking to myself in here
finally some good content
if i wanted to live in a hugbox id join a lesbian support group
take the L's
eat them
make yourself stronger
Lios
rinse repeat
balanced nutrious breakfast
I really like this phrasing.
🥀 i find it funny how ppl like to share opnions then act like its wrong when ppl disagree







