general_chat

[twin bear]

I ain't even about to lie and say i know anything abt windmills

[paper hull]

why are you listening to losers

[strange spruce]

its just ugly thats all lmfao

[twin bear]

All i know is that they are tedious

[strange spruce]

actually lemme show you

[cinder wolf]

Cause, I'm a half loser half winner but i wanna win and stop losing

and what keeps me losing

[strange spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1308404064056381451/1406236576568049738/2025-08-16_14-51-39.png?ex=69034a5e&is=6901f8de&hm=70270e439c36a11a83d688648def6d89e0b62400fa8db427743974e7b61609d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1172&height=659

[cinder wolf]

is the fucking internet

[strange spruce]

LOL

chunkyass windmill

[paper hull]

Oh its a long journey but you can technically balance both while having your pulse on the cultural zeitgeist

[twin bear]

Caked up windmill

[paper hull]

im doing so atm

[strange spruce]

ay it worked while i played so

and got me loadsa flour

[cinder wolf]

I used to be addicted and i think i still am

[strange spruce]

and lime

borax etc,it did its job

[cinder wolf]

cause why the fuck am i doing multitasking

[twin bear]

Asmr zeitgeist

[cinder wolf]

when i can do 100% instead of 50% of this and other

[strange spruce]

next run i do

ill just try like

[paper hull]

Break this habit, stop caring and ascend to the continent of bliss where we dont care about anyones opinions except the ones i love

[strange spruce]

integrate it in my house

[paper hull]

i am indestructable for it

it also requires a great deal of pessimism

[cinder wolf]

The bane of an extrovert is human interaction

When i was a the military base of valcartier i was a survivalist instructor

[twin bear]

Nothing wrong with being a gooner but

Never goon

[cinder wolf]

i didn't need to go to discord to talk to peeps

[paper hull]

Gooners ruin everything

by osmosis

[waxen palm]

I have one of those and it costs me so much time and money

[twin bear]

I miss the original term for goon

[cinder wolf]

I mean camping is free in your rural backyard

[waxen palm]

I learned this FROM some somethingawful in the 2000s

[strange spruce]

speak to da boss

whatever you say boss

[twin bear]

Big lean telling astolfo bean his days r numbered

[waxen palm]

Im super lucky in BC tbh but it also rains a lot but astronomy is a stupid expensive hobby and 95% old men who are almost dead

[paper hull]

From somethingawful and moving onto farkkkkkk

[cinder wolf]

one is a noun and an adjective and the other is a verb

[paper hull]

he doesnt need the lawman hes just eric bauman oh what a piece of shit oh eric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKkz3KRKsOQ&list

[twin bear]

My hobby is

Uh

[paper hull]

if you was old enough to remember this internet drama

i fuck with you so hard

[twin bear]

Existing

[waxen palm]

I am protected

[paper hull]

what was it uhhh

the lolcow forums shit

what was the name bro

[waxen palm]

Fuck that's like my least favorite hobby

Lowtax

He died

[strange spruce]

same bro i like sleeping

[sour gull]

kiwifarms?

[waxen palm]

Like got all weird on facebook in his later years

[sour gull]

something awful?

[paper hull]

THANK you

kiwifarms

[waxen palm]

OHHHH

[paper hull]

god my goons are so rad

[waxen palm]

YEEAH nvm

[paper hull]

get urself some helpful goons

[sour gull]

thanks boss

[cinder wolf]

My hobby is researching niche topics and making survival books on how to make a nuclear reactor at home

[waxen palm]

I totally misread that thread

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TTqd7RCVQ

[paper hull]

is this another 28 hour long video

im still recovering from the other one

[quasi slate]

no

[paper hull]

ok but chicken or beef

[cinder wolf]

I LOVE surviving, exercising, researching for my benefit..

shit

I'm a doomsday prepper

[sour gull]

whats the situation

[twin bear]

When u say that it somehow makes it worse haha

[quasi slate]

chicken

[paper hull]

lets say you was in a giant world of parkour and you had to theoretically jump one block higher for the beef

[sour gull]

what are you doing on discord if u like excercising bro

[sour gull]

this sounds like a very interesting kind of civilization

[waxen palm]

Lmao are you also a boy scout

[quasi slate]

bro is lifting his phone

[paper hull]

can i be a boy scout

[cinder wolf]

I was in the military version of scouts

[paper hull]

ill tape my assets down

come on itd be rad

[sour gull]

i think i would jump for the beef

[cinder wolf]

the cadets

[paper hull]

then during scout graduation id take off my hat like "i was a woman all along hows that make u feel"

and theyd be all "uh fine i guess"

and itd be really anti climactic

[waxen palm]

There was a dude who legit made a nuclear reactor in his shed

[paper hull]

a dude he says

fella that was a child

a kid

[cinder wolf]

I know that was the joke i was referring to.

he'd def wouldn't be able to do it at home.

[twin bear]

Beef

[paper hull]

its funny because he peaked in both hes life and intake of rads

[waxen palm]

Good I was gonna just post his pic but lmao

[onyx igloo]

this is peak electrical system

[twin bear]

Or die

[paper hull]

quite poetic

[cinder wolf]

nuclear reactors require precise equipment

anything improvised

could cause the next demon core incident

[twin bear]

All good- wait a min

[quasi slate]

why is your minecraft hyper realistic

[paper hull]

hold one a second

i know that UI

below

thats a unity default asset UI

is this a unity game

[twin bear]

Better than lethal company

Best friendship game yet

[onyx igloo]

MISERY

[cinder wolf]

mfw you are gonna asphyxiate yourself any % run

[onyx igloo]

is the name

[strange spruce]

carbon dioxide poisoning

[onyx igloo]

no i leave the door open no worries

[strange spruce]

here it comes!!

[paper hull]

I know this is gonna sound weird but that UI is a default unity asset

[twin bear]

One small crack in the door he means

[paper hull]

i know this because it was used in rusts pre alpha

[sour gull]

when are u hopping on abysmal dogshit rust with me boss

[cinder wolf]

You know you could make an improvised steam engine generator with a fireplace?

[paper hull]

imagine me in rust dude id be like a pig in a barn

[cinder wolf]

you just need to boil water

[paper hull]

but it turns out the barn is a slaughterhouse

[cinder wolf]

and throw fire wood.

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/bbZGE.gif

i hate this fucking guy

he creeps me out so much

fuck you

[sour gull]

fuck you

i love that guy

[paper hull]

bro he scares me look at him he spins

[strange spruce]

oh so you meant it like that

[paper hull]

but he doesnt wlak

[sour gull]

hes my cousin

he just does that

[paper hull]

POV ur funeral comes and this guy sings ur requiem

if anyone gets this joke add me immediatly

thanks

[cinder wolf]

still

[sour gull]

nobody gets it boss

im sorry

[cinder wolf]

no embed perms

[paper hull]

https://youtu.be/lHFIofq6ngo?list=RDlHFIofq6ngo&t=87

story of my life

[sour gull]

nobody getting high in the backroom

[cinder wolf]

isnt that the same actor from "dude, where's my car?"

[paper hull]

no that was ashton kutcher and the dude who played stiffler in american pie

[twin bear]

If people aren't dancing at your funeral

[paper hull]

Please dont knowledge check me i will always win

[twin bear]

U didn't live life

[sour gull]

nobody is going to my funeral because im gonna outlive everyone

[quasi slate]

🤪

[paper hull]

probably

i dont want a funeral

just burn my shit and throw me to the wind

[sour gull]

aww but i had the perfect song

i cant send it here

[paper hull]

i want my corpse to lay in the cold earth and the centipedes liquify my brains

and eat away my memories

[harsh vault]

are you silly

[quasi slate]

returning yourself back to earth thats good

the planet gave its resources to create you now you return it at the end of your life

[twin bear]

U don't knowledge check me on tarkov

Can't*

[sour gull]

im not gonna return to the earth because i descended from the heavens

[quasi slate]

Lol

[harsh vault]

i dont like tarkov

[twin bear]

Unless u have knowledge of things that were removed or not mentioned

[surreal mirage]

Duckov

[strange spruce]

bro used to geek over it

sad!

[harsh vault]

i boycotting tarkov

[twin bear]

I barely play but it's still one of my favorite games

Just like fallout 3 will always be more liked by me than nv

[strange spruce]

hrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm

[sour gull]

based

[strange spruce]

i like both but nv still takes cake for me

[paper hull]

yeah im boycotting uhhh

starcitizen

fuck it

[wraith egret]

i didnt even get out the house and i got swarmed by sprinters

[paper hull]

girlcotting TF2

[quasi slate]

i love star citizen

good game

[sour gull]

sir yes sir

[wraith egret]

imma stick to fast shamblers for now 💀

[cinder wolf]

I'm just dissapointed that they didn't add more to it compared to NV, which begs the question: who the fuck is rejecting all the ideas on the idea board?

[paper hull]

whenever this chat slips into cyberpunk talk

i feel my soul leave my body

and my hands become numb

[sour gull]

not a fan?

[twin bear]

Nv came after 3

[strange spruce]

i have yet to try cyberpunk

[paper hull]

its more like i want to enjoy it but i cant stop hearing about how rad and awesome it is fuck corpo choom haha le implant

[twin bear]

Or do u mean more content and fixes later on

[sour gull]

so obnoxious fans then

[paper hull]

kinda yeah

[cinder wolf]

Thats true but with less devs onto it, I could understand that AAA game makers just like assign 3 different games to be made in a certain amount of years

so like

but then again

[strange spruce]

as much as i like dystopian future type scenarios

[cinder wolf]

ihave no clue

[paper hull]

i cant believe the anime gaslit an entire generation of gamers into giving cyberpunk a 2nd chance

[harsh vault]

dont play it

[paper hull]

astonishing really

[twin bear]

Because nv didn't do very well and got alot of updates at first compared to 3 which felt completed until ppl played it alot

[strange spruce]

why not

[harsh vault]

i said so

[strange spruce]

you aint my ma mf

[twin bear]

Oblivion can cook

[paper hull]

there was no anime for FFXIV OG

[twin bear]

Obsidian*

[paper hull]

poor thing just had to fuckin die

[harsh vault]

im close enough

[strange spruce]

YOURE LITERALLY

[sour gull]

boss when are we releasing a dogshit game then making an anime

[paper hull]

anime really can sell an entire franchise and it makes me sad

[strange spruce]

dawg youre literally like nearly a year and a half younger than me WHADDYA MEAN CLOSE ENOUGH

[paper hull]

im tired of seeing 100 attempts to establish the next haruhi through issekai slop

[twin bear]

Look at Tokyo ghoul

[harsh vault]

unc

[strange spruce]

AM NOT OLD EITHER AM JUST 20!!!

[quasi slate]

do you still draw

[twin bear]

Has no actual content past like 2 seasons

[harsh vault]

blablabla

[twin bear]

Yes

[paper hull]

I drew the other day

[strange spruce]

i just read the manga

[cinder wolf]

for what i can understand for cyberpunk is that they had some time to develop the game yet they started later rather than earlier

[strange spruce]

up to like 100 or so chapters

[cinder wolf]

from what i can understand

[strange spruce]

it was nice but

[sour gull]

when are they making a soulless MGS anime

[paper hull]

i call this piece, Sugma yuna - circa 2025

[strange spruce]

eh i really should start again from zero and read it fully

[sour gull]

its beautiful

[twin bear]

One day

When hideo dies maybe

[strange spruce]

weeeh weeeh weeh AM NOT BUYING THAT GAME ANYWAY!!!

[harsh vault]

thats what i thought

[surreal mirage]

Sugma

[quasi slate]

Zany

[twin bear]

I've been reading alot so drawing has been on the backboard

[strange spruce]

imma stick with my aneurism instead

[harsh vault]

uhuh

[strange spruce]

i like shooting people in the back with a shotgun when theyre receiving their days pay

[harsh vault]

good

[strange spruce]

in game of course

[toxic hawk]

i made a steak

come

[harsh vault]

stick to ur shitty games

[cinder wolf]

This is why humanity was nerfed

[paper hull]

I call this piece "Cat lost in the glass"

[strange spruce]

whats so shitty about 1984 sims </3

[sour gull]

ok but what do you guys know about famous italian opera singer Luciano Pavarotti

[strange spruce]

and besides you spent like 1.4k hours on one of those shitty games

[paper hull]

Alot strangely

My grandpa was a huge fan

[harsh vault]

what shitty game

[cinder wolf]

EA after releasing around 2000$ worth of DLCS for sims 4:

[strange spruce]

speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss

[harsh vault]

dont talk about that game

[paper hull]

He performed live for him on he's navy vessel for the navy

This same performance also had frank Sinatra

[strange spruce]

you have no excuse calling my games shitty when you done and spent so much time on that dawg </3

[harsh vault]

you spent more

[strange spruce]

tbh am talking about like a 6 dollar g ame

[paper hull]

My Nan met him at the after party she said he was "a boring prick"

Thanks man

[strange spruce]

that is basically just a dystopian future sim thing

[cinder wolf]

sims 4 is free

[paper hull]

Nan*

[cinder wolf]

but the older sims cost money

[twin bear]

I have that

Unusual beat me with a pipe my first time playing

What even is that

[plush cobalt]

Sims was good once

[strange spruce]

that is still significant amount of time u spent

dum

[twin bear]

Wow talk abt delayed messages

[paper hull]

My mum won't stop playing barotrauma

Go home mum

[strange spruce]

p sure i can find ur account still to check how many hours u got on it still

[cinder wolf]

but sims 4 feels a bit of a downgrade from sims 3

[sour gull]

the old yearn for the submarine

[twin bear]

Everyone's playing that game

[harsh vault]

leave me out of that game

[strange spruce]

i will

[twin bear]

30 dollars for mp only needs to be worth it

[paper hull]

Yeah my mum has been sat on my PC the past 4 hours playing barotrauma

[cinder wolf]

cars aren't drivable in sims 4 smh...

[runic blaze]

can we talk about how fire the zomboid hoodie is?
i'm definitely picking one up

[sour gull]

is she any good

[paper hull]

No

[sour gull]

are you a 13 year old boy

[strange spruce]

if logo was white it'd be fine

but naw

[toxic hawk]

Taking LOTG's opinion seriously on anything is baffling

[twin bear]

I want a spiffo hoodie

[waxen palm]

Set em to random low and its not as bad

[runic blaze]

i am a 20 year old man

[paper hull]

Im on the opposite end of the opinion for this one, I find it kind of tacky and lame

[cinder wolf]

Buy the hood and make the damages realistic

[strange spruce]

i would NOT take your opinion on spess seriously at all

[cinder wolf]

then it is a TRUE zomboid hoodie

[strange spruce]

especially if you LIKED IT

[sour gull]

i would be embarrassed to wear that in public

[toxic hawk]

I would not take the air you exhale seriously

[cinder wolf]

level up your tailoring skill

[twin bear]

Spess sounds like a p2w game

[waxen palm]

I want it but wish they made like xs or girls sizing

[runic blaze]

yeah i don't like the "patches" but imma just put a bunch of band patches on it

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-steak-mark-omni-man-gif-13811417561747005942

[paper hull]

It's the stitch pattern on the bottom left and sleeve that does it for me it's just so cringe it reminds me of printed graphic tees for children

[strange spruce]

aw thanks i knew i was funny

[toxic hawk]

You arent, the fact you exist is

[waxen palm]

Yeah I wish they made more better shit

[strange spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-cat-side-eye-orange-cat-staring-gif-4749659952322810298

[harsh vault]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

[toxic hawk]

Can i come over and clean up your place.

[runic blaze]

the only public i'd be embarrassed to wear it in is a highschool hallway :/

[surreal mirage]

Ofc

[paper hull]

Bro I clicked one fucking post for fursuits on Reddit and my feed is decimated

[strange spruce]

well taht came outta nowhere yeouwch

[twin bear]

Why would u take someone's air seriously

[toxic hawk]

I knew echo is so datable and cute

[twin bear]

Don't tell me u believe in arua farming

[sour gull]

gotta click on fake militaria to fix it

[cinder wolf]

Designer when nobody in the team has skill in tailoring:

[paper hull]

As a fashion major this hoodie upsets me in many ways

[twin bear]

Hoodies are for anti social ppl

[paper hull]

As a gamer I kinda don't care though

[waxen palm]

Maybe blackmilk can do a zomboid line

[cinder wolf]

you majored in fashion

[paper hull]

Holy peak

[cinder wolf]

absolute cinema

[paper hull]

I didn't have a choice

[twin bear]

Wear a tshirt like a normal human

[runic blaze]

what if its cold?

[twin bear]

Sweatshirt

Never hood

[runic blaze]

i wear all of these

[waxen palm]

I have a not so small collection lmao and id lose my shit

[runic blaze]

and a hoodie on TOP

[twin bear]

Even though i own hoodies

[runic blaze]

layering BITCH

[paper hull]

My course was underfunded and had to be doubled with another I took traditional animation and it required me to take fashion for my course to be active

[runic blaze]

gotta tuck the tshirt into da pants to get more depth

[paper hull]

I've got so many of their leggings

[strange spruce]

since when do you associate a piece of fabric with asocial people dawg

[runic blaze]

^

[waxen palm]

Bichplease

[twin bear]

I hate layering with a passion that manual on warm layering was cool tho

[runic blaze]

i have all of these clothes in my wardrobe, i wear all of them on different days when i FEEL like it

[twin bear]

Robbers wear hoodies

Duh

[waxen palm]

Lmao same and a shit load of their space print dresses

[runic blaze]

and ill buy the zomboid hoodie* and wear it WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT

[cinder wolf]

I mean you should be the next advisor for fashion design for the "modern fashion" dlc in sims which really felt more like abstract art than actual modern fashion design

[strange spruce]

guess what many other types of people wear em too

[cinder wolf]

(the designer was french)

[strange spruce]

they arent robbers

[paper hull]

You got good fucking taste damn

I know peak when I meet them

[twin bear]

That's wut a robber would say

[waxen palm]

So not a real person got it

[strange spruce]

i am wearing one right now

_>

[sour gull]

the boss recruiting more goons confirmed?

[strange spruce]

and am a fuckin waiter

[graceful dust]

layering hoodies is kinda fucked up like why do u wanna look like a skater

[runic blaze]

i hate blue jeans, i have too many of them, i want green and black jeans

[strange spruce]

i like grey ones

[twin bear]

I'm telling ur boss u stole those breadsticks

[paper hull]

ill give u some advice fellas

[runic blaze]

hell yeah

[paper hull]

u ever wanna make urself instantly 15% more attractive

[twin bear]

I like joggers and hoodies

[cinder wolf]

i dont wear jeans

they're just

[paper hull]

buy some three quarter length shirts

roll them past ur elbows

thank me later

[twin bear]

Wut i said earlier was bait and I'm glad to see it works

[paper hull]

literally 90% of women will thank u for this

[waxen palm]

-finger guns- I just got this cat dress thats a galaxy cat by lora zombie and its BiS

[twin bear]

I am mostly into men

The women do not concern me

[runic blaze]

already done, i'm just so fashion-pilled (all of my friends are gay or emo)

[paper hull]

i am all of these things

and more

[runic blaze]

see? its proven

[graceful dust]

baseball tees

[twin bear]

I'll take it all i said as the torture master walked into the dungeon

[sour gull]

yeah ur also a bitch 🖕 how bout them apples

[runic blaze]

[paper hull]

i never claimed to be anything other than

[twin bear]

Sour apples

[paper hull]

😎

[twin bear]

Prolly granny smith

[sour gull]

australian invention btw

[paper hull]

i laid down the documents from the day of inception

[twin bear]

One of the nicest apples

[plush cobalt]

In many ways, yes

[paper hull]

it clearly said "if you wanna fuck with me u must tolerate my horrible jokes and rancid pessimism"

[twin bear]

That and gold delicious

[runic blaze]

plaid will never die, i will die wearing a plaid button up without the buttons upped

[onyx igloo]

i have homemade sub sandwich

[plush cobalt]

Sims 3 was a downgrade from 2 in many ways as well, but at least there was still soul

[twin bear]

Mak on snapchat

[graceful dust]

are u me

[runic blaze]

this is how i feel about the sims 3 to the sims 4

[graceful dust]

tf

[runic blaze]

the sims 3 was so peak, open world design!!!

[waxen palm]

Iv had apples off this cart before

[hidden spruce]

irl :

[cinder wolf]

Can't you just do that with a long sleeve and roll it up to your elbow?

[paper hull]

My wife driving me to a social meet while i have a mental breakdown in the car about how i dont look good enough and then i fall asleep and wake up an hour later covered in tears and she does my makeup for me

idk how she deals with my ass

[paper hull]

correct

[graceful dust]

ts2 felt like they were trying rly hard ot directly improve on ts1 & the other games were trying to do something different yet which one is the goat here

[plush cobalt]

I think both of 2 and 3 are decent. I enjoyed 4 as well for a while, but I know I'll never touch that one again

[final shale]

This shit is NOT tuff cmon yall 💔

[hidden spruce]

argghhh man
Proffesors really scrwed me up that my feets are hurting me

[twin bear]

They were in the wrong for using the finger

[hidden spruce]

Nuh uh

[quasi slate]

Mods meme

Ban 0ps

[hidden spruce]

basiclly mfs got ratatata

[cinder wolf]

I usually wear buttons downs and ties to make myself seem more professional around peeps

[runic blaze]

yeah, the only problem i really have with 2 is running it in 2025, used to play it a bunch as a kid though, and 2's graphics def aged better lol

[paper hull]

Your life will never be this complete

[graceful dust]

hold on i have to ask my brother if this is funny

[twin bear]

My life will never be complete

[hidden spruce]

aren't we all

[twin bear]

Life has no meaning and there is no god

There is only money

[waxen palm]

What is a life

[twin bear]

There is only power

There is only profit

[sour gull]

you will never had what i had when i sat on the floor cleaning up my brothers old toys before we put them away in a box and played with our Beyblades for the last time

[hidden spruce]

I won't argue with it everyone got their belives

[cinder wolf]

Life has meaning as in you must make sure that the rebel scum are destroyed

[twin bear]

I am just going on a anarcho capitalistoc rant cuz of quasimorph

The lore is fun

[cinder wolf]

grab arms and fight

brother!

[twin bear]

Rap scallions, those rebels

[paper hull]

Youll never be able to recreate the christmas my uncle poured an entire garbage can filled with vintage lego down the stairs creating a lego waterfall so massive we were left finding pieces a decade later

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/jjongvillee-maya-winky-gif-13040539965187127777

[runic blaze]

profit is a human concept, the only true constant is chaos

same with power

[hidden spruce]

I know how life will have meanings...Nukes...

[waxen palm]

Yeah lets go get those cardassians

[twin bear]

Yeah everything is a reaction to smth else

Its all rly just chaos

[hidden spruce]

playing some world war 2 games is fun

[twin bear]

Waw is fun to play MP on

Dead asf most days but

Still

[paper hull]

The christmas jenny bought me a spiderman web launcher because my brothers all had one and i unloaded like 4 entire cans of silly string onto her while she just sobbed with laughter

miss you jenny

[graceful dust]

i wish i were u watching that happen in that moment. ive never wanted to be someone else so bad

[runic blaze]

the only thing that seperates humanity from everything else is our ability to recognize complex patterns, its pretty cool, but its also our downfall

depression, etc

[sour gull]

cant beat the time me my uncle my pop my cousins my brother and i all went out on the yacht and me and my cousins got thrown overboard into the river while everyone was laughing

[paper hull]

tim burton would eat hes own hair for a shot that wholesome

[twin bear]

The human mind is more of a problem than a solution imo

[quasi slate]

christmas will be pog

who wants free barotrauma expansion dlc

[paper hull]

ill buy you a present

but you gotta promise to be my friend

[twin bear]

I will be spending all of my money on an ungrateful kid

[quasi slate]

i dont accept gifts chat chatterson aged 18...

[twin bear]

Then sleep in a hotel

[paper hull]

i know you dont

thats why im going to force it into your hands

at gunpoint

[graceful dust]

its hard for me to imagine like

spending time with ur friends

& then still hating humanity after that

[twin bear]

If someone held a gun to me i may just try to attack

[quasi slate]

giving me gifts makes me feel like im in debt to that person its a horrible feeling thats why i choose to sever connections

[twin bear]

If they dont shoot i win and if they shoot i win

Win win situation

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-louis-armstrong-gif-13533304748117409385

[twin bear]

Loui

Peak

[paper hull]

One christmas my family was in ecuador and i had my house to myself and this girl on my college course told me her dad was away because he was a pilot so i invited her over for christmas and i barely knew this chick and half way through the night she asks if i wanna do a photoshoot for her art project and im like sure and the longer the night goes the more it becomes very obvious whats going to happen

and thats pretty much all i can say

[twin bear]

He was one of those musicians to stay golden

[quasi slate]

i dont get it!!

[candid patio]

The last time someone held a gun to me it was a cop.

Of the 5 times I've had a gun pointed at me, 4 were cops.

The fifth was a robbery. I gave them my wallet and my old Nokia brick phone and went on with my day.

[paper hull]

basically we played scrabble and had a great time

[graceful dust]

reminds me of a youtube comment someone left on my channel once

[alpine wedge]

Ayo

[paper hull]

scientists found our corpses years later entwined holding hands and determined we mustve been very good friends

[graceful dust]

here

[twin bear]

Only had the police point their weapons once and it was me and my cousin playing with fake guns outside

[candid patio]

They drove off, threw my Nokia out of the window of their moving car, and I went and picked it up and of course it still worked.

[graceful dust]

i dont know how my vid reminded them of that

[candid patio]

Damn that's scary

[cinder wolf]

Imagine the paperwork being done.

[graceful dust]

lesbians r weird (<- lesbian nobody kill me)

[paper hull]

ill let it slide

this once

as the president of the lesbian council

[alpine wedge]

bro my classmate is lesbian

[twin bear]

Is crazy ikr, i bet those officers were embarrassed

[alpine wedge]

she`s like short and fat

[graceful dust]

honestly u will need to answer for ur coup eventually cos i know we didnt elect a president who hates baseball

[paper hull]

yeha but like whats her personality like

damn

[alpine wedge]

and got tits to shes stomach

[graceful dust]

i am literally a lesbian what r u on abt

[paper hull]

or she just an object u cant conquer

[twin bear]

How could u hate baseball

[alpine wedge]

oh

[twin bear]

Or any sport that is skill based

[cinder wolf]

what is scary is that officers who face traumatic situations might just go off and have a ptsd attack see: police officer after hearing an acorn hitting his ford explorer.

[paper hull]

oh he says

😭

[graceful dust]

like im referring to this comment

[alpine wedge]

sry then🤙 \

[twin bear]

I'd become a trending reaction video

[paper hull]

why are u sorry to them

[twin bear]

A sad world we live in but oh well

[alpine wedge]

btw guys

[graceful dust]

i feel like im having a stroke

[alpine wedge]

where can i contact devs?

like i really need it

[paper hull]

why u wanna tell them about the fat girl too

[alpine wedge]

its not about some bugs or smth

[twin bear]

How many blunts is too many

I rolled three

[alpine wedge]

no

[twin bear]

Shall i smoke all three to the head

[alpine wedge]

but id like to

[paper hull]

Go ahead

the floors all urs

[alpine wedge]

soooo?

[paper hull]

just how fat was she

[graceful dust]

im a lesbian lightly joking abt other lesbians its not an invitation to start telling me u know a lesbian whos fat? i dont know her why do i care 😭

[twin bear]

I know fat ppl

U guys

[graceful dust]

evelyn is helping by saying the exact opposite of what im saying

[twin bear]

Teehee

[alpine wedge]

bro the smell of shes shirt is nasty asf

[sour gull]

im invested in the story now

[paper hull]

and when ur in class do you and ur mates all lean in to eachother and laugh and look at her

[alpine wedge]

like tottaly gros

[alpine wedge]

she`s the silent one

like

[paper hull]

ohhh then u gotta be more abrasive

try getting in her face and screaming

[twin bear]

I'm down for bullying but only when it's about not knowing 40k lore

[graceful dust]

literally just taking any opportunity to say how much he hates this random lesbian who apparently never bothers him

[alpine wedge]

she will make some school shooting someday

maybe

idk

[paper hull]

hmm i see

and how would this happen?

[twin bear]

What

[sour gull]

where are u from man

[paper hull]

guys please dont take this from me

i dont get to feed often

[graceful dust]

master energy vampire at work

[twin bear]

I think someone needs to stop getting high on monster

[quasi slate]

frozen coffee ice cubes in cold milk

[alpine wedge]

Bro, im scared of rockets. U have 1 try to guess

[quasi slate]

yummers

[alpine wedge]

like

boom

[paper hull]

do you often wake up in cold sweats at the thought of this happening?

[sour gull]

i cant believe ur iranian

[alpine wedge]

nah

[paper hull]

would you say she perhaps has dedicated head room?

[onyx igloo]

i just read a story about a fishing boat sending a UBOAT into a emergency dive with hunting rifles

lmao

[twin bear]

South korean?

[alpine wedge]

im from Ukraine bro

[onyx igloo]

he even hit the periscope a couple times

[sour gull]

bro saw the youtube short

[alpine wedge]

nah

[onyx igloo]

you did too?

[paper hull]

Whats that? some kind of cereal?

[dark musk]

sipping ultra golden pineapple monster rn

[sour gull]

yeah

[onyx igloo]

fire

[paper hull]

sorry ive never heard of a uk rain

[dark musk]

you changed your pfp

[sour gull]

i thought it rained all the time in the uk

[onyx igloo]

i thought that you had bright green hair

[alpine wedge]

bro rain in UK made from some tea idk

[paper hull]

i gotta keep the bait fresh

[graceful dust]

#gaslighting_chat

[waxen palm]

Im a void

[sour gull]

when are we switching to one i havent seen yet

[twin bear]

Eat ur slop and get back in the hole

[paper hull]

when i can be bothered to feel vain enough to take a selfie again

so about 5 years

[sour gull]

boss let me gas u up

[alpine wedge]

damn

no gifs?

[sour gull]

gas.... say that again

[graceful dust]

u gotta get more vain

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-with-pan-scout-tf2-brain-damage-pan-heavy-tf2-gif-12193062383832912107

[dark musk]

I take selfies like every three days

[graceful dust]

its time to get more vain NOW

[median lantern]

Hi everybody! I’m trying to create a fan short series about PZ. If anyone is interested or has cool ideas, feel free to PM me. Just a fan idea! Keep surviving! 🙂

[alpine wedge]

umm

[paper hull]

i have no realization of what i look like so i dont enjoy taking photos because i feel nothing

just a hollow void of empty reflection

[quasi slate]

finally the moment for my ai generated prompt to shine

[paper hull]

who are you i think

as i stare into my lifeless eyes

[alpine wedge]

Todays subject: Slavery

[sour gull]

alright kafka

[graceful dust]

u dont have to get it to assume everyone else likes seeing u

[paper hull]

bro i scare kids they cant even look me in the eyes

my mum says its becasue death is in them

[median lantern]

Is the story good? 😉

[waxen palm]

I call em my dead shark eyes tys

[paper hull]

im like mum shut up you fucking bitch

and then i scream in her face

[dark musk]

might be vain but I think I'm handsome asf

[alpine wedge]

mi bomboo

[dark musk]

lowk

I'm humble tho

[sour gull]

thats a fucking horrid thing to say thats too funny 😭

[twin bear]

I look too much like a girl

[median lantern]

sry?

[twin bear]

But them have a chiseled jawline made of quartz

[sour gull]

im lowkey too handsome to take too many photos eve back me up on this

[waxen palm]

Vigalante is that you

[alpine wedge]

never mind

soo

[paper hull]

pov the last thing u see before you die

[cinder wolf]

THANKFULLY procedures have been implanted to make sure if the officer is mentally able to carry his patrol duties
Officers are investigated when such use of force was involved (are set off duty or even put to desk duty for a couple weeks)
Body cams were put in place for not only the safety of the officers reputation but to make them more transparent (no false accusations and a better understanding of a situation)
Use of force circle was done to help the officer determine whether they need to escalate or deescalate a situation
Training is involved too
But they can only do so much to prevent unnecessary use of force or fatal accidents from the officers side.

[paper hull]

ive got the fucking sharpest jawline bro

[dark musk]

scary

[paper hull]

i love my shit

[waxen palm]

I apparently cant post photps

[alpine wedge]

[cinder wolf]

new users

[harsh vault]

@toxic hawk do you think lotgs existence is funny

[plush cobalt]

I think that I look average and I'm chill w that

[waxen palm]

So youll just have to take my word for it im very cool and well dressed

[sour gull]

i heard you looked evil

[plush cobalt]

My partner thinks I'm cute and I'm okay with my face, two wins in my book

[twin bear]

I had me in my pfp but ppl get smart

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I do

[rigid turtle]

chat cook or burn

[dark musk]

wym

[twin bear]

And start wondering where that blade of grass is from

[paper hull]

omar doesnt look like anything this is an attempt for him to actualize himself into our culture ONCE again pretending to be "just like us" when we all know he has a secret agenda to convert us all to || women ||

[twin bear]

Then they start getting close

[cinder wolf]

cursed

[plush cobalt]

I'm just like you fr

[waxen palm]

Thats why you do what I do and void myself out sometimes :3

[dark musk]

just shaved my beard

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/run-run-away-gif-2410125697614614620

[twin bear]

I did read all of it but am too stoned to respond coherently

[graceful dust]

whats the problem. more ||women||

[paper hull]

im ngl chat i was kinda hoping someone would call me an Attention W- or some shit

im kinda dissapointed

[waxen palm]

Fucking attention whode

Close enough

[dark musk]

ego check

[sour gull]

we all on discord we all love attention dickhead

[cinder wolf]

Sorry peoples attention span cannot

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/bwpTu.gif

[candid patio]

This is pretty sick

[twin bear]

I like hookers but only the ones at the atomic wrangler

[cinder wolf]

give you any attention

[twin bear]

Not the Gomorrah ones

[dark musk]

no idea what you're referring to

[cinder wolf]

Arent those trolls?

[paper hull]

are they?

[twin bear]

Someone hasn't even made it to freeside yet

Wow

[paper hull]

i thought they were my friends

wth

[dark musk]

wht are you talking about bruh :(

[twin bear]

Fallout new vegas hookers

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-unicouniuni3-fnaf-gif-13976006820668028361

[burnt kite]

im afraid nobody gaf

[dark musk]

I got spurs

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319738874922008647/1369372929732775996/LEGION_LEADER.gif

[dark musk]

I haven't played that game

[subtle shoal]

that jingle jangle jingle

(jingle jangle!)

[dark musk]

The spurs song is fire tho

[twin bear]

They say

Oh ain't u glad you're single

[paper hull]

ill have to lay better bait

[subtle shoal]

aint youre glad youre single?

[waxen palm]

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a troll ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

[graceful dust]

i cant hear that w/o thinking of riverdale now its a real problem

[toxic hawk]

i dont think about lotg

[burnt kite]

and the song isnt very far from wrong

[subtle shoal]

(jingle jangle!)

[twin bear]

Yessir

Insert solo

[sour gull]

ur old fashioned boss get with the times

[subtle shoal]

goddamn I have to replay new vegas after this one

[harsh vault]

@strange spruce you got your answer

[twin bear]

I also like heartache by the number

[dark musk]

Is new vegas still good?

[paper hull]

its getting hard the older i get

[subtle shoal]

but first things first I need to get FNV running on linux with mods

[burnt kite]

thats cool and all, however

[twin bear]

Playing a douchebag build rn

[paper hull]

im losing it on acronyms bro some of the shit u guys say fucking goes over my head

[graceful dust]

if i pick nv back up u will never see me again

[paper hull]

i got no fuckin clue

[twin bear]

He doesn't like the legion at least he's just out for himself

[sour gull]

boss i can explain it to you

[strange spruce]

ouh

[subtle shoal]

ive been back on zomboid recently

[paper hull]

alright help me out

whats FNV

[subtle shoal]

im good for now on the new games front

[onyx igloo]

i dont think

[subtle shoal]

fallout new vegas

[graceful dust]

fallout new vegas

[paper hull]

i thought it was five nights at freddies

[burnt kite]

fallout new gaygas

[graceful dust]

thats fnaf

[twin bear]

He'll do what he's told until he meets benny and realizes he can hold all the cards

[sour gull]

thats fnaf boss

[dark musk]

fucking dumbass

[subtle shoal]

five nights and GAYS

[alpine wedge]

Смешно, я посмеялся

[sour gull]

amazing bait boss

[paper hull]

all in a days work

[graceful dust]

wgen i play

[sour gull]

amazing work boss thats why your the best

[burnt kite]

торпеда пытается взлететь

[alpine wedge]

мда

[dark musk]

you're her goon🥹

[graceful dust]

did i get baited? god its so over

[paper hull]

thats my goon yes

[alpine wedge]

get out!

[paper hull]

goon 1 and goon 2

[twin bear]

Stop speaking generic bandit dialogue

[paper hull]

im the cat in the hat

[dark musk]

who's goon 2

[burnt kite]

masterful bait

[paper hull]

hes banned

[graceful dust]

& like im in my 30s now i gotta start falling for telephone scams its all downhill from here

[sour gull]

rip my goat

[harsh vault]

Чи можу я вступити в партію?

[paper hull]

free goon#2

he did nothing wrong

[sour gull]

we need venom goon#2

[dark musk]

why did they get banned

[alpine wedge]

well

[subtle shoal]

yeah wrap it up

[paper hull]

it was a mission of sacrifice

[subtle shoal]

🥀

[alpine wedge]

wha?

[paper hull]

laid by the boss (me)

[dark musk]

do tell more

[burnt kite]

lmao it translated to "can i join your political party"

[sour gull]

he gave his life for me

[paper hull]

for progress some things must be lost

[harsh vault]

yeah

[paper hull]

this is compromise

[subtle shoal]

we all just saw you say "ZOV"

[harsh vault]

i was gonna make a joke

[paper hull]

the bosses will is eternal

[alpine wedge]

ur the office worker not the "boss"

[sour gull]

dont diss the boss bro

[harsh vault]

IF ONLY THEY RESPONDED IT WOULD MAKE SENSE

[sour gull]

ill get you

[dark musk]

you only have one goon you're only a beginner level boss

[alpine wedge]

heheheha, bite me

[sour gull]

yeah but im the best goon there is

[paper hull]

My goons are many i simply play my cards when needed

[subtle shoal]

i out-goon all of you

[alpine wedge]

i play megaknight

[subtle shoal]

im the best goon out here

[paper hull]

a good boss doesnt need goons he teaches them to become the next boss

[twin bear]

Maxed out fallout shelter

[paper hull]

value ur goons

[alpine wedge]

bro is gooning 8 times a day

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/2020who-overit-gif-19791586

[sour gull]

🥹

[dark musk]

mistake because then they'll try to overthrow you

[twin bear]

I think i have more goons than u at least in the capital wastes

[paper hull]

good

[dark musk]

you have to rule with fear

[alpine wedge]

No

[paper hull]

if they overthrow me it means i have taught them well

[subtle shoal]

most painfully mid fallout there is 💔

[sour gull]

im gonna make them give our past back boss

[paper hull]

and i deserve to lose

[twin bear]

Brotherhood

Is

[dark musk]

don't say that

[paper hull]

you must harness greatness not fear it

[alpine wedge]

u have no proofs

[paper hull]

even at the cost of yourself

[subtle shoal]

we dont even talk about brotherhood of steel

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/rose-lab-the-lab-underground-blossom-cube-escape-rusty-lake-gif-4714558961362364062

[twin bear]

Fr

[subtle shoal]

thats not even a fallout game

i refuse

to believe it is canon

if it even is

[twin bear]

Tactics got less love than that

[sour gull]

sir yes sir oorah

[twin bear]

Which is SAD

[dark musk]

best fallout game? NV?

[twin bear]

My favorite is 2

[dark musk]

I've only played 4 (and shelter)

[graceful dust]

2

[subtle shoal]

idk all of them are fucking mid 🥀

[twin bear]

It captures the depravity and ethics well

[subtle shoal]

(now we watch everyone take the bait)

[twin bear]

It asks alot of the player

[graceful dust]

if ur fav isnt fo2 then u will prolly never even get into fo2 but it is peak

[paper hull]

i havent played a good video game since last night when i played a session of melee against some guy called Pooboy

[graceful dust]

just know that it is

[paper hull]

pooboy had a good falco

[twin bear]

Yeah

[paper hull]

good on u pooboy

[twin bear]

Fo2 is not for everyone

[dark musk]

how so

[twin bear]

It's ok to be a fallout fan and only enjoy the 3d titles

[graceful dust]

its an old game

[twin bear]

It's very text heavy

And 90s era jank

[subtle shoal]

FNV fanboys boutta butcher you for caps

watch out

[paper hull]

@lyric galleon wouldnt it be so funny if we arranged our schedules and actually got to play GGST together haha

im laughing at the thought

fuck you

[alpine wedge]

.

[dark musk]

is fo2 the one with master?

the computer guy

[twin bear]

Without patches u might as well just turn ur pc off every few mins cuz it'll crash alot

[dark musk]

evil

[sour gull]

i stopped playing a few years ago after i had my things stolen by those children and then i shot and killed all of them and then the merchant to get my stuff back but then i got the child killer rep

[paper hull]

Yes brother

[twin bear]

Skirt boys and gov simps

[graceful dust]

i think the first time i ever touche dthe retro fallouts i had to spent legit almost 10min punching a bug to start the game. but real gamers will rise to the task

[alpine wedge]

bro

[twin bear]

Yeah child killer perk sucks

[alpine wedge]

i cant

[dark musk]

thanks wow that might be the first time you've been nice

[twin bear]

Not even a perk haha

[paper hull]

I have my moments

dont get used to it

[twin bear]

I pickpocketed my caps back

[graceful dust]

did u try not killing children

[sour gull]

i am not diplomatic

[sour gull]

they stole from me

[twin bear]

I'm not either much

[graceful dust]

& then what did u do

[twin bear]

Can soft lock urself by killing kids

[sour gull]

i killed all of them

[graceful dust]

u killed the children

[twin bear]

We've all wanted to do it

[paper hull]

can you turn them into potions of youth

[sour gull]

and then random homeless drug addicts on accident

[subtle shoal]

i wish fallout 4 wasnt so painfully bad with the lore

[twin bear]

Those little fucks think they are slick

[subtle shoal]

it couldve been a goated game

[twin bear]

It would have been good

[sour gull]

thats what i said

[twin bear]

The ideas are there

[graceful dust]

so ur a child killer

[twin bear]

They just need alot of changing

[alpine wedge]

let it be

wah

um

[paper hull]

epicfabriken

[twin bear]

I ain't readin allat

[sour gull]

14 year old slavic boy keep at it

[subtle shoal]

FO4 just went on such a safe route

it pains me

[paper hull]

12 years a slave

@surreal mirage

[dark musk]

I liked far harbor

[graceful dust]

in this day & age, (wtf yr did it come out pretend i said that here) i dont think it couldve been but at the time it came out it was an incredible sandbox imo

i spent like

a billion hours in it

& never played the story

alt start & i pretend i am someone else

[subtle shoal]

far harbour is like the only thing in FO4 which is nuianced or however tf you spell it

[paper hull]

wait a second this isnt the official sonic the hedgehog RP discord

what the fuck

[twin bear]

Yeah without mods or settlements

Fo4 is

Not very replayable

[sour gull]

almost sent the sonic feet image sheesh

[subtle shoal]

not very enjoyable even

[sour gull]

close call

[paper hull]

way past cool

[subtle shoal]

i wont lie I like the settlements thingy

its cool rebuilding shit n stuff

[twin bear]

It needs work

[subtle shoal]

,,,WHEN IT WORKS

[twin bear]

If they use it again they need to completely change how it works

Very messy

[graceful dust]

im trying to remember who tf the chara my friends & i made in it

oh berthinda succ

[subtle shoal]

half the time youll spend in the settlement builder is getting shit to snap properly

[surreal mirage]

7 hours a slave

[sour gull]

7 hours a war

[dark musk]

yeah. I liked how you had an actually difficult decision and one that affected the characters, not just the illusion of choice

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/harvesting-john-derre-gif-21407636

[paper hull]

12 weeks a slav

https://tenor.com/bAh9Q.gif

[candid patio]

I worked for like 15 minutes today and now I don't feel like working anymore. 🙁

[subtle shoal]

11 years on the frontline

[twin bear]

7 hrs ain't much

[graceful dust]

i always liked turning off the uhh merging shit & deleting debris to redeco the exisitng buildings but sometimes u remove a rubble pile & it turns out the wall behind it doesnt have a face there

[twin bear]

Yeah the mapping is so bad

[subtle shoal]

its one of few fallout dlcs which isnt just turn your brain off mode and go shoot shit

cough

nuka world

[twin bear]

Can't remove garbage in sanctuary without giant holes

[graceful dust]

u think i play rpgs to make difficult & meaningful decisions?

[twin bear]

Haha

[graceful dust]

why god invented rugs etc etc

[paper hull]

i skipped all the dialogue in BG3 and played it on mute

[twin bear]

Why would i role play in a role playing game ong

[paper hull]

please send ur hate to my DMs

[graceful dust]

if u play bg3 on mute u still get the most important info

[twin bear]

I like the terrain from the one massive props pack

[graceful dust]

that gay lil wave tav can do at vlaakith

[paper hull]

i have played every video game ever on mute since 2010

[ivory grail]

A cup of coffee keep the desperation and depression away

[wraith egret]

i play pz on mute

[dark musk]

who did yall fuck in bg3

[twin bear]

Coffee just keeps me awake and makes me think about everything

[strange spruce]

just use deaf at that point

free points

[subtle shoal]

whats bg3 i frogot

[strange spruce]

baldurs gate 3

[graceful dust]

everyone except gale iirc

[paper hull]

i barely remember any of those ugly bastards

[twin bear]

Buldars gyatt

[subtle shoal]

oh

[final shale]

What u mean

[subtle shoal]

the gay sex game

[strange spruce]

sounds awesome

[subtle shoal]

yeah i gotta play it

[graceful dust]

yeah baldurs gaysex 3

[rigid turtle]

i just remembered a book i read iin elementary

[paper hull]

you wake up as a slav and have to live as one for 12 weeks

[twin bear]

If there isn't cheap whiskey and hookers

Romance is lame

[plush cobalt]

I got more to worry about than fucking man there's a slug in my head

[subtle shoal]

where do you wake up

[final shale]

I live as one my whole life 💔

[subtle shoal]

my condolences

[dark musk]

damn a slav

[subtle shoal]

(im a balt)

[frank glen]

Laezel minthara and astarion but lowkey shadowheart fine asl need to crack her too

[twin bear]

I would kill them all

[dark musk]

shadowheart fine asf fr

[final shale]

Sybau mcdonalds eater

[dark musk]

I'm nordic get the fuck out

[sour gull]

the pfp is fitting

[twin bear]

Kill anyone who doesn't give me what i want

[graceful dust]

minthara my beloved

[final shale]

Da

[subtle shoal]

most advanced job as a slav is beating other slavs to death with a big stick

[plush cobalt]

Ain't no way y'all talking this way about pixels...

[dark musk]

slavs are degenerates

just kidding

[final shale]

Ts is cold as shit outta here I hate the north

[frank glen]

Bro gale pissed me off so hard with that “oh so I taught you to do magic.. let’s fuck now gang 😋😋😋😽😽🥹🥹🥹”