#general_chat
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I have my own stashes usually acquired on my own time
its nice to let others plunder it instead of going home to rearm
yeah our rule is loot from group raids from locations (gun stores, police stations, prison, mil bases) is shared in the armory and stuff looted on your own time (random houses, survivor houses, found on corpses etc) is yours to keep
do you confiscate dangerous devices lmao
usually different players are in charge of storing them
someone set a molotov off near a farm which burned a bunch of composters
I only know where the fiddy cals are
so that got banned
another guy knows where the mines are
the server ended a while back though
I nearly fell off the roof on multiple occasions
how
I was very bored
fair enough
fair
Day 60 in riverside build 42 and I'm starving and I have no food for animals
Ohio river
theres so many food options in riverside
I will try fishing
I have chickens
or the gas station or the spiffos or the several restaurants in the strip
ez then
wiwiwi
uyayaya
weh
im going to bed right meow
Balls.
balls
must be weird rping as a swat person if youve never been one
i have 50% faith in u
Did y'all have a super shady elevator as well
We had lockers they just got broken into and stolen from alot
Like 20 ppl in one class it was so dooty
stealing issues were mostly minor cause it's one of the few things where the school will can your ass in a hurry
encounters and drugs being the other ones
I'm glad the end of high school was chill for me
he says, about to lurk for the next 6 hours
no im watchin yt
My favorite creators get slammed by the algorithm
I gotta look up anything interesting these days
its for the better
Sad to see that world war wisdom makes so many shorts but not videos like he used too
lots of people dont know how to dig for what they want
think the patreon push aint the worst thing for niche creators
sdiybt indeed
you aint living if you ain't diggin
RIP Forrest cuz he fell off 4 stories looking for logs on the roof of a newly furnished base...
What game type is PZ? Is it like Action or an RPG
Action adventure open world rpg
But you can play the game how you want
hey yall
The Sims with zombies
B positive
Literally the first person to actually know
Yes
Yesyes
Finally a cool one
am home
Yo i need help to get my PZ to work cuz i have been trying to play the game but i just keep getting a error, i cant get to start a host server but i can play solo. I can play hosting but if i put mods it just woudnt work anyone can help me?
Stop digging in yo
in yo what
butt, why
In yo that where i'm digging
How is everyone doing today? :p

Real
if you knew ghosts werent real what would stop you from going to a haunted house
paying to go
i would think the tourism upcharge yeah
from what ive seen, all the "haunted hotel" locations really spend all their money on the ghost aspect and not enough on the hotel aspect
Respecting them and not seeing them as an attraction
and theyre usually more expensive
how would you like it if people came to gawk at you in your home?
I'd like to go on something more intense than "Haunted House 1"
Haunted house
No you asked if they were real why wouldnt you go to one
ah
understandable
why
I
theres no one there
alright bud
Like what is there in haunted house if you take away the dread of ghosts
If you even have a dread of ghosts to begin with
It's just house then
something even worse than ghosts, real estate agents
At least ghosts aren't real
do creepy shit and get discovered
that's what Big Ghost wants you to think
Cultist and hobos are
they are
And they can shank you
Can I have aome... I haven't eaten for days
no
no he can't
Finally
Ye, i have a hard time being scared of just like, some monster
Hold on I got a video
Surreal is good, entirely supernatural im not so into tho
ibuprofen
Haha ibuprofen all night
sleepy is like a baby pigeon
yeah pretty ugly
Stop you're making me blush
guess who im going as for halloween
as stolen valtor?
That a good one
thank you, you get a treat
I want treat
Who is valtor
I was gonna say tropico dictator
/joke
I was gonna say as a lost golfer
bruh have none of yall played left 4 dead
Left 4 ned
Right 4 life
God i'm so alone
Its okay, we can be lonely apart
I left sleepy on red
Sweetheart I left you on red
Id also leave on red
Really๐ฅน
stages of grief
- denial
Fuck that
Nu uh
5 hours of sleep is now maximum that I can get tonight and it slowly lowers more and more
NOO
yeah cus my name isnt peer pressure
thats orange
Wtf does force the forceless mean
force the forceless to become forceful
duh
Lightest stick meets slickest stone
Xbox live
x balls
how about them dodgers?
inhale asbestos




project zomboids
Zomboid projects
What's a role
Idk is that a kind of sandwich
I only eat soup and nothing else so I don't know all the food kids eat today
gottem!
it turns out, the project was the zomboids we found along the way
hundreds of them
your electtronic aquaintances do not have your liquids
why are there two zeerols
Wow
Codeacademy sold my data to instagram
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Im being bombarded with extremely targeted reels help
Where are my slop memes
One zeerol is enough
Dudes when starting in westpoint, do you do a methodic grid search slowly, or do you just take a stroll through whole town until you find a boarded up house and then loose the horde?
you take over key points of interest
food, weapons and tools
then you clear block by block
Im a lumberjack build, because i really vibe with it, and i dont do firearms at all, are there any places with more chance for hand axes or fire axes in westpoint?
no clue
allways started in rosewood, there it was a lumberjack paradise, sometimes 5 fire axes for the start xd
car, car go vroooom
Okay, my favourite way to start.
West Point, all gear on the bed, go out and try to survive naked, hoping not to hurt my foot too much until i scavenge some boots
https://i.imgur.com/HQe0r3D.jpeg

IM JOHN WICK
there were nothing useful in house, so the zombie that fell through the window got pushed to the ground and killed by a pen
i didnt want to hurt my foot stomping it without shoes xd
House
Mouse bites
Exactly
You don't deserve that name
Found pickaxe in random rich house garage on first day, can take on the world now\
Found a ladybird and I set it free
Services (Telstra) that kindly ask for a preferred name to use when contacting you as opposed to a legal name but then LITERALLY JUST USE THE LEGAL NAME ANYWAY need their high ranking staff skinned
Like "Hey, what name should we use when contacting you?"
I type it in
"Cool, thanks [DEADNAME] We will use the name you've provided to us to notify you every time we have something to say, [DEADNAME]"
"Hey, [DEADNAME] your service bill is coming up and the cost will be billed from your account automatically"
Unfortunately we haven't had it legally changed yet
Should probably get on that if you want to be referred to correctly
But on the Telstra app there's literally a preferred name box at the top of the account details page
Morgen yall
Who tf is poopman ๐
Man of poop
The poopiest of em all
Impossible. But seems that I got 4 months of the free internet.
That doesn't look like English
So, anyway
I still don't believe that this is actual thing. But it seems like it working.
Probably should check a bit more.
If I'm not allowed to speak cantonese your not allowed to speak Russian
It's only fair
Why languages other than eng arenโt allowed
Okay. Now you know how to get some free internet.
If only it were so easy 
Because of moderation
Fair enough ig
Very easy in the UK
Mods can't properly understand wtf we are talking about
On the BDM website it says that there needs to be a valid reason and "Because I want to" doesn't fall under that
But I dunno if being Trans falls under "Because I want to"
And so everything thst isn't english is strictly prohibited
Literally 1984
Newspeak, allowed by ministery of love, provided by ministery of truth
What country are you in
In modern English, please?
You can change your name through using the UK method and it still applies
If i have disinfected bandages, do they disinfect the wound when applying, or are they just more "clean"?
Not sure if i should disinfect the wound with alcohol wipes before applying disinfected bandage
Idk I don't play this game
Try #pz_b42_chat
Any resources pertaining to that?
Also given the recent track record of the UK, I feel like the whole being Trans thing will remain a roadblock
It's as acceptable there as it is anywhere else
Which is to say it depends on how the public feels that day
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Expired 2002. 22 years old.
Should I eat it?
Yeah
Both are good
steve would eat it
ooh nice hiss!
Disinfected bandages will disinfect a wound, just slower than if you use disinfectant.
If you double up, it goes SUPER fast
You beat cancer.
So I heard your pretty strong
isn't the only thing it does just do more pain?
Remember the time a vet just openly said they were racist and then got banned
How did someone like that fly under the radar for so long
did he leave or was he banned
What about the plunger that literally just admitted to being fascist
Oh those are common
Just totally unprompted
I dont even remember the context of why he did it
You mean the desperado dude?
He was complaining about anti fascists
Give any time teenager a copy of eu4 and a sense of heritage and you will have created a future psychopath
That wasn't a plunger
there's another one lmao?
I didnt notice that one
Me neither
Yeah it was pretty quick
Like it was over in 4 messages
Because frogski was literally in chat at the time
something about furry art
and not liking it cause he's a racer
I don't know how the dots connect

Nothing ever happens 
I dunno if ruin is the word I'd use when referring to anything involving egirls


kill all e-girls
house MD would agree
Of all the ones I know, a good half would be into it, the other half would help
https://i.vgy.me/RAEemk.png if ur dms isnt instantly a plethora of beautiful women
are u even trying
good glob
mein glob
You never know, maybe there are already 100 egirls in this server
100 more
my name is house ill shave my browssss
im not crazy but ill diagnose you nowwww
holy fuck
philip defranco popped up in my youtube shorts
i havent seen this dude since 2005
Gay.
i could get u 2 goth egirls in 10 minutes
Amongous
one is
Whats egirl
I got a whole potluck of them
There should be a helltaker type game but men kissing
im too sigma for egrils
Girl you've sent photos, you're gorgeous
Girl i look like hatsune miku fell down a flight of stairs into a bed of nails
Did I stutter?
just another migu variant
How yall feel about cs2 recent update
migu is migu
we dont play games here
Yeah fs mb
games but no games
Our Inv may be down a few hundred, but watching the Market crash is priceless
I play cs only cuz of skins
Tf2 has barely any cheaters
Hop on it
lmao
I've yet to run into a cheater in Deadlock
ah yes an enjoyer of gambling type gameplay
i finished tf2
Oh right I forgot
I've been accused of autoparry cheats before though
Like nah babe I just hit those
Why does my cat do this is she stupid
๐ฃCat here
Yes.
shes finding the brencel
I've been accused of cheating and kicked because I was using huntsman in tf2
the car has made me wary of jumping on my bed
transformers 2 for the ps2
Like I said bro I only play medic and rage quit 95% of time
feber doesnt play games
im actually convinced he isnt a real person
ill be like hey fever how are you
eldritch noise screeching, muffled feedback
playing games must be nice
"yeahaa--aa- im-a-am goo-d--"
I love paperwork
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fever is a defunct ai trying to blend into society and it isnt working
Everyone say wow good parry Scarf
surely his mic can't be that bad
dude
its bad
i swear to god
he makes sure of it
fever has hes microphone up hes ass
it has to be
youve never heard such horrific noises
he sound like hes speakin thru tin can into an aluminium foil jacked into the aux
now I wanna see clips
We bought a webcam a couple years back specifically because one of the reviews on it was "Using this microphone feels like I'm talking through three layers of concrete and rebar"
its like 50% of the time spent in VC with fever is the three of us trying to figure out what the fuck hes even saying
never change fever
are they all in the lost channel zo
release the clips
whats a lost channel

The mic thatโs perfect for yelling at dog teammates
We went into Officeworks, asked a guy in the tech section "I need the worst microphone you can possibly sell me"
He said "You need the jschlatt webcam, follow me"
ohh u mean the place i was gatekept from to the point i left because i wasnt even allowed to play with my friends
haha good times
In and out in under 5 minutes with exactly what we were looking for
make the noise
gonna unhinge ur jaw and fucking scream into it
Hey Leon, you have access to those archives right
Can you find the clip I sent titled echo noises
We no longer have a local copy
weekend maybe? thats when i can play play
its a date
oh wait this weekend might be hard
im going to a wedding
ill let you know
ill play luigi to piss you off
luigi doing finger guns implies he knows what a gun is
shootings are canon in the mario universe
i know you saw that gif when you looked up luigi
i had an actual crush on him until i was like 10 years old
In a world where a flower makes Mario throw flames I wouldnโt be surprised
pet this
you ever been clubbing zeerol
no why would i
id take you clubbing i think youd be so out of ur element
itd be hilarious
just me and 5 girls all bullying you to dance

perfect
how could u do this
im a professional bully
My coworkers keep trying to get me to go clubbing
yoinkle sploinkle
I imagine it would be like me at parties
dont go clubbing with co-workers
In the corner quiet
i went to a bar with a co-worker once and he thought this was grounds to hit on me
and im like bro u literally go to work with me
uve met my wife
what do u think is gonna happen here
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God i would absolutely crush and stomp on you
"so anyway now I have two wives"
cgi
i just alleviate them until they become gentlemen and then when they can stand on their own two feet i let them go
I can't imagine zozo in the club
echo we could go clubbing but something tells me it would get really weird
Me trying to shill random games to people in the club
It'd be fine
Thatโs because the club is not for Zee
just let me aura farm in the bar
where i drink my juice and eat penuts
I've met plenty of people while out and had fun talking to them

Don't touch the pub peanuts
why
Take a gander
yes
It's a bowl of peanuts at the pub
Pre used
That anyone can touch
have u seen people go to the bathroom in a pub zee
no i dont
i wouldnt exactly trust a public anything there
pubs are stinky
"pubs are stinky". Questions why a peanut bowl is bad

Never touch the peanut bowl
the heck do u eat there then
The cursed peanut bowl
eat?
Watch someone eat peanuts for 5 minutes at the pub bet they scratch their ass and get back to it
You order food like a normal person if it's not the evening
why would u go somewhere and not eat
Some still prove bags of chips later on
thats tupid
i drink woter
That's fine
The pub has nothing for me
Almost all pubs will stop serving food after a certain time
FUUCKIN get that down yah
Just have a root beer youโll fit in fine
Going out is more about socialising than drinking tbh
people whoi dont realize this are doomed to live as introverts forever

Lokiel just does it to get hammered

I know this and donโt mind it
gotta mix it with some cough syrup too so you wake up in the hospital in life threatening condition but for the plot
its the lean all over again
zeerol has no friends
If itโs for the plot then I must have armour
Hit me
it's wired shut
Leon must scream
the general rule of my life is if i feel shit today everyone else has to
im ready to drag you in the dirt with me
I'm already in a shitty mood
would you say you woke up
Double it and give it to the next person
in a steaming mood
My custom role Leon
As long as I donโt have to walk, Iโm fine
Steamy fucking mood yea
oh right sure
chill out
can u give lokiel noisemaker
me going on the furry dating show and buzzing out every contestant and they tell me i need to decide on one
and im like why i dont like furries
Classic eve
My hatred comes with a thick layer of irony
Gravy
hate hate hate
i can count everyone worth my time in here on one hand
thats holding a calculator
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bought pocky and cup noodle for tonight
im full of plenty of complimentsults
Pocky huh
Had it a few times but never again due to pricing
Dip the pocky in the broth
also ice cream
WHAT
teenage me clogging the door frame with towels so my mum doesnt catch me smoking and she walks into my room past the fog tower turns at the lighthouse to ask me if ive been smoking
no mum
definatly not
put orbeez in the shower
ranking the least culturally significant moments in history
number 1 that guy who shouted Bit conneeeeeeect
literally nothing changed
HAHAHA
Teenage me greening out and throwing up all over my friends porch from smoking, and then just as Iโm about to clean it upโฆ my dad who doesnโt know I spoke pulls up ๐ญ
Told my friend sorry u gotta get that bro I gotta go
Got in car
Dad: โare you sick?โ
Me: โyeaaaahhhhโ
His nose broken so he didnโt smell
me throwing up by accident on the nice couple on the swan boat because i decided to aim over the bridge
uh oh
rare lou tenant loreeโข drop
he knew
Imagine smoking
i dont have to
its already actively killing me
the difference is im not afraid of death
and you are
A couple years later I asked him and apparently he didnโt but the world may never know
Is the role supposed to be that small
i once saw a grown man win ยฃ30 on a scratch card proceed to happy skip across the road fall over and then drop it in a drain and screech the worst noise known to man
thats an amogud
One time I got super drunk and had to call home because I got lost and scared (it was a block with no street lamps you canโt blame me) and I called home for mom to pick me up, by the time I got home heโs just in the living room sitting in a chair in the dark staring at me as I walk by

one time my best friend and me were meant to meet up at an abandoned farm with hes girlfriend and her friend sso we could get drunk and he got stuck in traffic and by the time he arrived we was all completely shitfaced and we just wanted him to drive us home
some girl kept giving me her shoes that night and saying i have lovely feet
and how i need to wear her shoes and she will put them on for me
there
make it more pixelated
this guy suffered a complete mental collapse from making this shitpost shit
At first I didnโt understand until this part ๐ฅฒ
it resulted in very real issues for hes relationship and him getting borderline pscyhosis
Why cover them up- oh
I mean, dark path of YouTube content farms requires sacrifices
the REAL ghost busters
the one where they went through time and solved ghost crimes with a gorilla
i havent been tucked in bed for 20 years
Bustin from Niel Cicierega is the real ghostbusters media

the temptation to go adopt 5 kittens
Whats stopping you
room
Unless you are bad at pet keeping
i dont believe in outside cats
they cause alot of destruction for local wildlife
its kind of shitty to just let ur cat roam outside
I mean
i finally reached 1 million cp on Renewa @toxic hawk
we didnt domesticate flies or rats
and we do not let dogs roam outside here
all dogs must be on a leash unles they are at a designated area of play like a park for dogs
cats have no natural predators
they prey on 2000+ species
of which 300+ are endangered
they have literally extinct entire generations of wildlife
within a year of being introduced
still smilin bout this ๐ #lmao #hilarious #haha #wholesome
Must be a local thin
Here it's kinda nice that the cats eat rats running around the place
cats are bird annihilators
Cat predation on wildlife is the result of the natural instincts and behavior of feral and owned house cats to hunt small prey, including wildlife. Some people view this as a desirable trait, such as in the case of barn cats and other cats kept for the intended purpose of pest control in rural settings; but scientific evidence does not support ...
I think the number 1 cause of bird eradication?
please scroll down to ur country of origin
My wife gets all of the c points
That's probably it
first rate meal
Doesnt exist
It's a fuck ass country im not surprised
cats are really fucking bad at killing rats
if u want rats dead u get ferrets or smth
There are no ferrets here
small dogs are better at hunting rats and ferrets
barn cats are usually just deterrants for foxes
Dogs are also not a thing
sounds like animal things to do, hunting easiest prey
Because muslim majority country
only because we bred them this way
its because of human intervention they are like this
if we didnt domesticate them the population would be marginally smaller meaning the pool for prey vs predator would be more balanced
i love cats, i do not like breeders or letting them outside
be a responsible pet owner
I mean yeah, but that is a macroscale thing, animal hunting easier things is just animal things. And I agree with keeping cats indoors
trickcal ceo my goat
i kneel to god
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damn aura farmers
Worth the diabetes
also i forgor my choccy milk in the fridge
lending off his house to a bank so he can get japanese dub in his game
Daisuke Ishiwatari made the guilty gear franchise
its all sugar tonight
and then he drew all the concept art
and then he made all the ost
and then he sung all the ost
good morning friends
and then he voiced the main character
check vet chat pls
is that Sol
nine sols currently having a similar breakdown to Hollowknight lmao
the latest news of something that was going on for a long time revealed no clue at all to any DLC or Ninesols 2
hi spooky robot friend
mr fredrick himself
fun fact sols hair is actually white
he dyes it brown
because he shares the same hair color as "that man"
he really hates that man
why is his daughter's hair blue
Because she is a gear and gears actualize as full adults
they can pick what they look like
before they are born
wow i wish i had that kind of customization at birth lol
ky kiske for instance is like 12 years old
sorry uh
hes son
sin kiske
this is a 12 year old
i thought that was just his last name
no its a title he inherited
the justice project was "that mans" way of bringing the actual meaning of justice into the world
physically
as a being
the problem was justice being made had to come at the cost of a human life to be realized into the world
that human was sols wife
aria
This is justice
they died in the first guilty gear
and yes thats a woman
and technically sols wife
sol kills them at the end of the first guilty gear
making him "badguy"
as he removed justice from the world
the world is literally without justice
so sol did it to protect human life but at the cost of actual justice
yes
and he got a cool title
cyberdong
not all embeds supported
the left of that link
i have to change the links all the time
is sol bad guy
middle is aria
hes wife
the right
is "that man"
sols arch rival
this is the only canonical picture we have of "that man"
the main villain of the guilty gear franchise
the problem is that man is technically a pascifist
hes a scientist after all
he doesnt fight
so he divided himself into asuka R#3rd
this is technically "that man"
but a lesser version of him
yes i really do know all the guilty gear lore
and yes it is as ridiculous as it sounds
did you know bridget technically has a brother
as she was born a twin
weve yet to see them manifest but rumors of them surfacing are coming around
i really like this fan concept of them
this is not canon
is Bridget's brother a playable character
No we dont even really know what they look like yet
well we "may"
it was hinted in GG Xrd that venom had visited bridgets hometown to recruit her brother but he was so righteous with justice that he simply couldnt be corrupted
I hope whoever made mechjeb is ascended to godhood
im just very very happy robo ky is alive
hes so fucking based
literally sacrificed himself to save humanity in XRD
and they didnt even like him
mfers thought he was a joke character a meme
and he rocked up like "ok guess ill save all ur bitch asses"
literally banished to a town that was racist against robots
they literally had robot racism in this world and robo ky got banished to the capital of it
dude lived like a hobo for years at the hands of racists and still saved their ass
anyway im done GG rambling dont ever let me catch u talkin bout that shit again or ill never shut the fuck up
deep fried uncrustable on a stick...

Screw that now I want to build a fire to cook a whole ass breakfast
Cooking the eggs inside the orange peel, frying up the bacon and your biscuit on a stick 
2 of the worst launchers bottom and top
J love shadow play
i dont have that installed
would you let me cook u some fried garlic root with rice
yes
its a date
Anything but dumplings
I adore dumplings
Did I get hacked?
Theyโre so nasty
Not here
Better do a reset 
How do you do that
Idk anything about cybersecurity so maybe itโs something or something or your discord token
right as you said that my wifi card overheated and i lost internet access lol
i have that affect on people
Reset password?
Itโll sign every device out iirc
i just want to play my gacha
is this the internet equivilent of ur spaghetti falling out ur pockets
Overheating my components?
Iโll blame you when our car breaks down
thats my job
I think Rage Rooms are a great business idea
You can literally get your materials from the side of the road
i just need to swap out my wifi card from my motherboard for a new one because it's damaged
Mfs are getting advanced and straight up hack into your account
Yea
If I sent you anything
Do not believe it, but i guess y'all aren't dumb enough to fall for that
It's still a pretty obvious scam though
Hi all ๐
How fucking trashed do you need to be to crash your tractor into someoneโs house????
i'm new in the serveur, is just english and french too ?
Well it seems to be mechanical failure and he happened to be drunk when officers responded
Itโs an English only server, Welcome ๐
okok, i'm sorry, i'm french.
oui
Oui ? Franรงais ?
You don't have to apologize for being French
It's not your fault Momo
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Spooky Omar
ew French
What if they went on a shopping spree at the louvre?
I'm on to you, Omar.
Suck a meat monolith Johnny silverhand. You made me leave my pookie takamura to die.
Also yeah I fw the ncpd
I dont kill them
I'll leave u too
Lament mourn despair
i ate a large plate of dumplings with kebab meat and garlic sauce from a local takeout
At least you hate arasaka right




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