general_chat

[karmic jetty]

honkmimimi

[cinder wolf]

when was the last time you actually

[rain mango]

bapanada

[paper hull]

gn sneeroll

[cinder wolf]

played the game

[white obsidian]

Expecting someone to remember you in a discord chat is like going to a mcdonalds and expecting the cashier to remember you

[paper hull]

like a year ago

didnt even bother loading up B42

knew it would be a rushed mess

to "prove em wrong"

[strange spruce]

let us see the slayer level

[paper hull]

da haterz

[white obsidian]

I liked b42

Was good

[rapid goblet]

What the fuck is that

[paper hull]

https://i.vgy.me/CDXFZY.png

alright then

[strange spruce]

oh

[cinder wolf]

you're missing out on b42 mutliplayer that just got released now

[white obsidian]

Plagueborn demon

[strange spruce]

you just dont train your defense allat often then id guess?

[rapid goblet]

Kill the scaven scum

[paper hull]

this runescape account is older than some users in this chat

[white obsidian]

Pathetic

[cinder wolf]

imagine playing runescape

i'm too busy leveling up irl

[paper hull]

thats the neat part

im not

its on my 2nd monitor while i watch house MD

[white obsidian]

House MD 🔥

[cinder wolf]

it has auto?

[paper hull]

it does if ur as stacked as i am

i only do boss shit

https://i.vgy.me/So9tk5.png

[strange spruce]

you just nightmare zoning it

arent u

[paper hull]

yes son

[strange spruce]

guessed it

well

[paper hull]

no reason not to atp

[strange spruce]

not hard to guess

tbh

[quasi slate]

yooo

[strange spruce]

nmz is just the go to

[paper hull]

if im 99 slay mage and range all i got left is my melees

and they are all afkable

[vital marten]

Is this the game where they’re all crazy

[quasi slate]

yeah

some characters can be very annoying like the blue haired 4 star healer keeps losing her mind

[paper hull]

https://i.vgy.me/a91YzC.png

[quasi slate]

my skeleboy also had a mental breakdown

[cinder wolf]

i have beaten it

(i killed it)

I found purpose in life thats how i felt better.

pretty much

[rain mango]

Apt

[paper hull]

i finished my purpose

now im waiting for my expiration date

[cinder wolf]

I'm waiting till i can qualify for the veteran proffession irl just like in project zomboid

but i need to find negative traits

i need to start smoking...

[dusty relic]

Hi, a friend told me just now he tried to make a multiplayer server in PZ and couldn't so I wanna know if there is a major issue making mp servers in B41

In general

[paper hull]

my name is houseeee i pet a mouseeee i diagnose my guest star cole sprouse

[cinder wolf]

#1019767076094758924

[paper hull]

house theme song rap

[cinder wolf]

If that was your purpose making raps, i'm glad that your purpose is filled

atleast you can't make rap songs anymore.

[paper hull]

My name is malcom X and i came to have sex

so hit me on my cell with a nasty text

[quiet siren]

My first multiplayer sword fight in blade n sorcery was... Interesting-

[hearty marsh]

I have a problem with the PS5 controller, the 3rd axis is not detected for my joystick in the game, which means that I am always in stealth mode, it is unplayable

Please help

[paper hull]

my name is houseeee controller doesnt workkkk

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-doakes-dexter-spin-chair-ytp-gif-14554091932388580609

[cinder wolf]

project zomboid is in

[paper hull]

im gettin mad and my phantom pain hurtssss

[cinder wolf]

ps5?

WHAT THE FUCK???

[hidden spruce]

SOLID SNAKE ?!

[hearty marsh]

Nom

[quiet siren]

I also have no idea why my opponent was in full armor but no pants...

[vital marten]

No that is not solid snake

[cinder wolf]

so you're like

[hearty marsh]

Nop

[cinder wolf]

you have a peg for a leg?

[paper hull]

no i have a stub for a finger

[hidden spruce]

that's it
I'm Zomboiding your project

[cinder wolf]

you have a stub for a head?

[hearty marsh]

I'm talking about my controller

[paper hull]

yeah

[cinder wolf]

damn

i do too

[paper hull]

pin head

[cinder wolf]

if you're stubbed you're also bald..

[hearty marsh]

I have a problem with the PS5 controller, the 3rd axis is not detected for my joystick in the game, which means that I am always in stealth mode, it is unplayable

[cinder wolf]

#1019767076094758924

[paper hull]

i promised myself id go bald by the time im 40

if i live that long

bald women are hot

[cinder wolf]

You're gonna live that long come on

i mean you seem that a pretty fufilling life

not touching grass

[burnt kite]

дык кын дыш

[paper hull]

sadly i touch grass daily due to my work

[cinder wolf]

#1019767076094758924

[subtle shoal]

nothing like doing a night supply run in LV

[paper hull]

i dont really have much of a choice

[cinder wolf]

Yard worker

real

[paper hull]

this is where i come to shitpost and ruin peoples days

[vital marten]

It’s not much but it’s honest work

[cinder wolf]

speaking of jobs

[paper hull]

i dont really care about pz but i aint gonna yuck ur yum yk

[cinder wolf]

i didn't know being a moderator here

pays..

[paper hull]

yeah its hilarious

[cinder wolf]

How the fuck are they getting any money

[vital marten]

It does it a lot of game servers and bigger servers

[plush cobalt]

I am going to yuck your yum

[cinder wolf]

do they clock in

[vital marten]

When I moderated for NetEase and their discord for LifeAfter I was paid $100 monthly

[plush cobalt]

Did they give you tax documents

[cinder wolf]

Not much imo but its honest work?

[vital marten]

At NetEase I was required to put ~ an hour or two per day

[paper hull]

partnered servers get a cut of premium memberships where users pay stuff like premium etc, depending who subs that month etc they see a kickback

[vital marten]

I was underage hell no LMFAO

[plush cobalt]

You're going down NetEase

[vital marten]

I still have our progress reports

On docs

[paper hull]

its partly why they probably had to get rid of the hidden chats due to them technically breaking TOS

[cinder wolf]

you filed docs

for 100 a month

[paper hull]

or yknow im just making shit up and being funny haha

[vital marten]

It was mainly regurgitating bugs that people said

And since I was chilling in chat anyways that was a piece of cake

[cinder wolf]

To be fair when you're young

you're rich enough that having 100

is enough

but once you're an adult

[vital marten]

Lmfao it was some fun tickets

[cinder wolf]

free hangout money

but working for retail pays more

[cinder wolf]

the real questions is

what the fuck is netease

oh a chinese company

[vital marten]

Yeah they make mobile games

[harsh vault]

EVE on mobile?

[vital marten]

It’s new ig

[harsh vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1174936469199126549/1302183611390230579/huh.gif?=

these games look so wack

[vital marten]

NetEase are scum

p2w games

[cinder wolf]

P2W moderators.

smh...

[dark musk]

son I love you so much

[burnt kite]

im crine

[vital marten]

They created an in game market on the game I was playing when I moderated for them

[harsh vault]

wait

what

[harsh vault]

thats not shark

[vital marten]

But they didn’t have it set apart by server

Which would be fine if every server was the same age

But that wast the case

[rain mango]

can anyone help me on how do i open up a trunk of a car if it doesnt give me the option to unlock it even though i have access to the car??

[vital marten]

You don’t see it on the infotainment panel?

[cinder wolf]

V

long press V

[rain mango]

omg thank you

op

[cinder wolf]

pay me 5 bucks

im kidding

DO NOT

PAY ME 5 bucks

[rain mango]

can i pay with my body

[vital marten]

😭

[cinder wolf]

Sorry that was outlawed in the 1800s

cash or card

I do accept paypal

[vital marten]

I have $5 worth of gold dust

But I don’t deliver or ship

[onyx igloo]

1973 DODGE CORONET WAGON

[paper hull]

dodge burger

[subtle shoal]

found a kickass firestation in LV

thisll be my base for the forseeable future

[harsh vault]

i will tell the zombies to raid it

[burnt kite]

i am fucking shitting myself

i keep hearing pops (fireworks?? gunshots??) outside

some are very loud

probably illegal fireworks or some shit

[rain mango]

ZENZYMOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-garmond-zaza-knight-gif-17870101013838141146

[paper hull]

my name is houseee im gonna raise a mouseeee

[burnt kite]

just fireworks apparently

what the fuck are they celebrating?

[rain mango]

They/them are celebrating spookie season

[burnt kite]

i am definitely spooked now

[rain mango]

Its so cute

Hornet saved all the little shades by letting ghost get the kingsbrand

And then all little shades came to help her

Its so cute

Omg so cute

[paper hull]

my name is house and im raising a pet louse

[lyric galleon]

get you a girl named louise

[vital marten]

Day is almost over

[paper hull]

https://i.vgy.me/MdVN94.png had a lovely drive and now im ready for BED

[plush cobalt]

Ok

[tall glen]

ok off to work all

[burnt kite]

i affirm

[burnt kite]

pubert fixes my screen

[subtle shoal]

pubert fixes my heart

[vital marten]

Oh pubert

Work day is over time for blitz

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-16205347759257346444

[subtle shoal]

Hi herbert

[hasty thistle]

I so read this wrong as I scrolled through recent messages, had to pause and re-read before I realized you didn't say it was time for "butz". 🤣

[burnt kite]

it flies

[paper hull]

my name is houseeee and i wanna punch a mouseeee

[rustic vessel]

i havent played zomboid mp in a while but ive been trying to the past couple days and my program will freeze, but just the like actual... screen? the whole game plays fine in the background, when im hosting everyone else can play until i close my game

[paper hull]

booper gloo

[final shale]

Futadih 67

[burnt kite]

cockass 419 has been deemed space worthy

[final shale]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-hes-panic-kerbal-space-program-boiler-l0l61-funny-gif-27076245

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-hes-panic-kerbal-space-program-boiler-l0l61-funny-gif-27076245

[final shale]

Fuh discord

[final shale]

How one acquired this nickname color tho?

[burnt kite]

you must be unemployed

you get it for level 25

[burnt kite]

you are level 0

[paper hull]

nice

[rain mango]

@tender igloo

[tender igloo]

no lol

[rain mango]

Full of oil

[paper hull]

i love this

thank u for this post

+1 cool points

keep it up

[final shale]

Oh well

[vital marten]

The color is ugly

[final shale]

Incredible gassy 💔

[plush grove]

Is anyone interested in signing a statement about preventing super intelligent AI from being used to solve all kinds of problems, in order to avoid our extinction ?

[final shale]

Ion curr looks cool

[rain mango]

U love cats that much

[paper hull]

yes

[burnt kite]

increidble gassy is too mainstream

[rain mango]

Theyre just weird looking dogs

[vital marten]

Weird dog!!

[final shale]

Oh shit we got world level problem here huh 💔 "We are THE HUMANS" ahh 😭😭💔

[final shale]

Im crine

[tiny pecan]

When build 43

[final shale]

Never

[burnt kite]

yo what 🥀

sure

[rain mango]

i hate AI because it gets shoved in my fae

face

[plush grove]

Its all fun and games until every job is replaced by AI, leading to unable humans that sit all day and dont have any work to do, making us dependent on AI. Basically we will become puppets

[rain mango]

no, i dont want an AI overview when i google something

no, i dont want to hear results for my search from a disgusting

oil-slurping

bucket of bolts

fucking CLANKER

especially when gemini AI uses REDDIT as a source LMAO

[plush grove]

AI is good but to a certain extent

[final shale]

Yeah ofc and for sure you’ll make multi-billion dollar industry back the fuck up via signing a random ass lil petition yeah yeah 💔

[paper hull]

Has AI gone too far?

[vital marten]

too bad, soon you get ai notifications, ai phone call transcriptions, ai built into your keyboard

[rain mango]

Chatgpt is a sycophant bubble

[final shale]

I mean don’t get me wrong u completely right but there’s nothing we can do fr just relax we gon be okay

[burnt kite]

i will definitely shout that in the nursing home

[vital marten]

Before you know it we’ll be talking in code to confirm one another is truly human

[plush grove]

Probably not but its better than nothing, since the petition is signed by AI organization owners, several scientists ,actors and other important people

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-gif-gif-23500114

[final shale]

Well boomers will deadahh believe ts

[burnt kite]

"just relax we gon be okay" flowers are blooming in the antarctic

[plush grove]

Spread the word

[vital marten]

The one place I can escape pollen and it’s now blooming flowers

I don’t want anything to spread 😔

[plush grove]

https://superintelligence-statement.org/

This is the petition

[rain mango]

Permafrost is also releasing carbon thats estimated to be 2x what is currently in our atmosphere!!!!

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-petition-gif-22801949

[rain mango]

The planet is so hot i might ask out

[final shale]

Yo more green shi growing fuck yeah

[rain mango]

petition to make whiney congressmen play violent video games

[vital marten]

You ain’t ready for Mother Earth

[burnt kite]

no way you freaking pinko!

[vital marten]

That’s a level 99 boss feat

[rain mango]

And i gotta be father to sephiroth

U right

[final shale]

Just nuclearpowermaxx yall

[rain mango]

random internet users being comedic vs apollo & the gift of prophecy

[rain mango]

Wat

[final shale]

Wtv that supposed to mean

[spring jasper]

Is there any community asset that tracks mod compatibility and status (IE broken)?

[vital marten]

apollo deez nuts

[rain mango]

you dimwitted bumbling troglodytes have no taste for humor

absolutely none

[vital marten]

[vital marten]

I’m not trying

[rain mango]

Good mod pages will tell you that

sitting in your caves bumbling 76 or whatever it is you kids laugh at these days

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

back in my day we threw rocks at people

and ate dirt and sand

[spring jasper]

sadly steam workshop took over modding for a lot of games and absolutely RUINED GOOD MOD PAGES reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (do you know any good mod pages)

[final shale]

76 huh… Fumble em numbers around a bit… We get… Like… 67 huh?

[rain mango]

Ok rosetta stone copywriter

[vital marten]

I know I have a scar on my scalp from ts 😭

[final shale]

And honeybuns at homeless

[rain mango]

No, good luck!

[vital marten]

Anyone play baseball with a hatchet before?

[rain mango]

nowadays you kids trying to make everything SAFER.

[burnt kite]

do you think a superintelligence will be achieved in the first place? I think the most likely outcome is that we just halt in our tracks and stagnate, since we are more busy fighting wars and printing paper

[vital marten]

And catch it with their face?

[rain mango]

#MAKEEVERYTHINGDANGEROUSAGAIN

[vital marten]

Just me? Oh that’s right I’m stupid

[paper hull]

what can i say as a kid myself i often like safer things

[rain mango]

evelyn you're 30

[plush grove]

Of course it can be achieved. Why would it not , imagine in 50 years how AI will have evolved

[paper hull]

oh right

[spring jasper]

hopefully the vanilla games fixes all the small simple things wrong with it so I won't have to mod it in the future (it won't we'll get b42 and then I'll need a b41 aim mod tha'tll inevitably cause issues).

[vital marten]

I once blew myself up by poring gasoline in a burn barrel and igniting it with a lighter (I wasn’t thinking)

This happened 4 years ago (?) and is a fantastic display of my intelligence

Especially since this wasn’t the first time

[rain mango]

one time me and my friends

we were like 8

we snuck into some old abandoned trailer

we had toilet paper, a bottle of cologne, and a lighter

since we were arsonist dumbshits

we lit the toilet paper on fire

[final shale]

Vanilla is straight up crap hell no all my boyz play no vanilla

[rain mango]

my buddy's cousin was with us

he tries and lights the cologne bottle on fire

[tender igloo]

its good in 42

[rain mango]

the bottle was made of glass

so the shit explodes in his hand

his hand catches fire

[final shale]

I have spat on my teacher’s head when I was 7

[rain mango]

and i just book it out of the trailer

[spring jasper]

I like it with a few QOL mods, some of which have become vanilla features. I do run very few mods beyond that like fili cars cos volvo 240 etc.

[rain mango]

he somehow didnt get any severe burns

and was able to put it out

[final shale]

Why not let it burn

[spring jasper]

I don't mind B42 stuff and you can ignore the awkward new build your own medieval community stuff but the aiming system is sooooo soo sooooo bad in b42 and my fav playstyle use guns.. 🙁

[vital marten]

Cologne doesn’t burn very hot

I used to spray that or use hand sanitizer to burn on my hand and play with

[quasi slate]

sajj

[tender igloo]

its better than 41 for me, i avoided guns due to how op it is

[final shale]

Well guess what bud in alcohol/gasoline the ones who burn are FUMES and obviously the liquid won’t be as hot yk

[tender igloo]

it just going to need to be balanced over time

[lucid gull]

Fooooken scratch just killed me, started getting hot from the same stuff i didnt before, so i guess im done xd

Restarting in West Point again, where do you usually go first? Looting rich houses?

[tender igloo]

depends on what you need i tink, i usually find all i need in commercial sectors

[final shale]

But alcohol fires are dangerous ash since there’s a thing when the flame itself is very dim and sometimes u can’t see it till there’s no any source of light in the room

[vital marten]

I mean gasoline was bad either way lmfao

Melted my face off

[lucid gull]

lumberjack, i need axes xD

[final shale]

Dang that probably hurt…

[vital marten]

Now I can sand things with my face though

[spring jasper]

Zombie scratch can kill if you play with blood + saliva infection in zombie settings. Other scratches can infected (not zombie virus) and require medical attention and care to heal.

[lucid gull]

Also what about base in West Point? Everyone hoes to bar?

[tender igloo]

id start in muldrag , i found 2 axes in one van at the mccoys place

[lucid gull]

I play on default apocalypse, not sandbox 😄

[spring jasper]

Muldraugh is the best out of all vanilla spawn options.

[plush grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSlzEPnRlaY

[vital marten]

Nah, adrenaline kicked in practically right after, I didn’t feel pain until I observed the injury in the mirror

Though I knew something was horribly wrong when my “sweat” felt like gooey wax

I was rather lucky since there isn’t a burn ward in my hospital, breathing in would’ve changed my life entirely

[spring jasper]

Then you have like a 10% chance of getting the zombie virus from scratches and 100% from bites.

[sacred schooner]

Westpoint forever

[lucid gull]

I moved to westpoint because its the last time i dont know like the back of my hand xd

[spring jasper]

I just find muldraugh to be a very well balanced and interesting area. It's a place you can do a whole playtrough in without feeling the absolute need to leave.

[thin wedge]

#pz_b42_chat

is this not pz chat

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1382504998872547328/IMG_7550.gif

[lucid gull]

IWell im on 41

[lucid gull]

xD

[thin wedge]

#pz_b41_chat

[tender igloo]

theyre trolling

[thin wedge]

🥀

[thin wedge]

focused*

so shoo

[tender igloo]

no

[thin wedge]

unless you wanna sit down and talk about all the sus mods in workshop

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-7931397507241457912

[thin wedge]

ted beer's mod is defo a must have

[lucid gull]

Ha! Found hunting knife in house

Good sign

I started in this west point preppers small hut with camping beds

[quasi slate]

real

[tender igloo]

thought that said west point peppers

[lucid gull]

have military clothes, military boots and hunting knife in starter house, count that as a win 😄

[spring jasper]

ew military kit

[tender igloo]

i just found a military bag on my apoc save on day 1 lol pretty neat we can find stuff like that now a lot easier

[spring jasper]

would be even neater if there wasn't such a linear upgrade path for bags

[vital marten]

Well one persons trash is another’s treasure

[thin wedge]

nah one man's trash is another's hoarders stim

[tender igloo]

what do you mean

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hoarder-kitchen-mess-hoarding-this-is-my-kitchen-junk-gif-24002883

[spring jasper]

the game has so much potential to be great but instead we're getting plumbing and blacksmithing in b42 😭

[vital marten]

Why is she happy

[thin wedge]

cuz stim

[burnt kite]

huh?

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-heere-jeremy-jeremy-stimming-stim-stimming-gif-11286936946067286757

[burnt kite]

arent those good things

[thin wedge]

no mistershark10.3

[spring jasper]

as of now there's very little incentive to carry a smaller bag or use different ones for various purposes. A rebalance of bags that affect comfort, speed, carrying capacity, and stamina etc would make it so much more fun and allow you to do something other than rush biggest backpack and all tailoured clothing etc

[tender igloo]

I don't get it there are lot of great things in 42 ?

[quasi slate]

we grinding

[burnt kite]

do not call me that

[thin wedge]

game bad cuz still no npc

[burnt kite]

illJoe

[thin wedge]

you are a false prophet

[spring jasper]

yeah but you still don't have to wear dry socks to prevent your feet from getting abrasions when sprinting with drenched shoes for 20 minutes straight. Things like that.

[burnt kite]

i have made no prophecies to begin with

[spring jasper]

Abrasions are already in the game btw afaik

[paper hull]

boring gam

[thin wedge]

indeed

time for that copypasta again

[tender igloo]

I use little bags all the time and i play with disorganized , this military bag is the first one i have found in about 100 hours and I highly doubt your average player is going to use a smaller bag regardless due to how much they hold most people in pz hoard EVERYTHING

[spring jasper]

do it you won't

[spring jasper]

Well you would if there was incentive to do so

[tender igloo]

no i wouldnt , i usually go for whatever bag looks cool

[thin wedge]

It’s honestly ridiculous that Build 42 of Project Zomboid still doesn’t have multiplayer. This is supposed to be a multiplayer game at its core, but we’re stuck playing solo while waiting for the devs to finally catch up. If I can deal with crashes, glitches, and half-broken mechanics alone, why can’t I deal with them alongside a friend? The entire appeal of Zomboid is surviving the apocalypse together, building bases together, and watching each other die stupid deaths. Without multiplayer, the whole point feels gutted. Instead of dragging this out, they should just let us play co-op now and patch the bugs as they go. We’ve already proven we’ll slog through the rough edges solo, so why gate multiplayer behind some mythical “perfect” build? It feels like they’ve lost sight of what makes this game special in the first place.

[spring jasper]

there's a very minor unnoticeable mechanic currently in-game to incentivise players to use sneakers and small bags when doing loot runs in lv for instance

[spring jasper]

then you'd simply deal with that but I'd like it to be more balanced where most bags have strenghts and purposes

[final shale]

Yo fellas be YAPPING here about that damn game 💔

[spring jasper]

instead of linear this bag better cos more space + less encumberance

[urban tinsel]

not unhinged enough for a copypasta

[thin wedge]

Fr

[burnt kite]

ospec is flintstone ubberspray is the shaddowless relm for hackers ospec is a set up buy the feds to collect hackers info and in ospec the shaddows have shaddows watching them so be catful ospec users

[tender igloo]

i dunno i think id like to see conditions to bags

[spring jasper]

yeah he needs to do better

[tender igloo]

so they are not something that lasts forever

[spring jasper]

there's a mod for that but it's pretty poorly implemented but yes 100%

another inconsistency in this game which makes 0 sense when even metal pipes have condition stats

[tender igloo]

to be fair things like that i think need to be implemented in a way that isnt going to make the community flip its shit lol

[urban tinsel]

challenge level: impossible

[thin wedge]

Sully pls there probably a story out there of someone installing "cute anime zombies" mod from the workshop and falling in love with one

[tender igloo]

lol what was it they reverted last time in 41 , not being able to put something in our bags i cannot remember

[thin wedge]

it just not published yet

[tender igloo]

bill you shouldnt be allowed internet

[thin wedge]

Pupper you never watched warm hearts

that was literally the plotline

not unhinged enough still

[tender igloo]

yah ok keep lying

and i dont wanna know either

lol

[thin wedge]

or warm bodies idk it was pretty mid movie

[paper hull]

All bodies are warm bro

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[thin wedge]

not zombies

[tender igloo]

i dont need no more no anymore

[spring jasper]

uhhhh

[paper hull]

If your body is cold it's called being dead

[thin wedge]

no it being emotional dead

[paper hull]

how about just regular dead

[spring jasper]

90k

[thin wedge]

that implies irregular alive

[paper hull]

mmm yes i see

[urban tinsel]

irregular alive is definitely a thing... I know from experience

[paper hull]

if you know so much why dont you try applying yourself huh

[thin wedge]

Isn't it just being lucid but not aware

[paper hull]

my dad always told me "evelyn, don't ever quote me in some chatroom for a video game"

well dad look at me now

[uncut epoch]

[tender igloo]

its being a plecostomus

or that one tripod fish

https://tenor.com/view/weird-fishes-bathypterois-grallator-tripod-fish-tripod-spider-fish-gif-1919194224609200508

[thin wedge]

Pachyrhinosaurus cooler

https://tenor.com/view/pachyrhinosaurus-pachyr-pachy-pachyrhino-pachyrhinosaurus-edit-gif-9808207890234463529

[tender igloo]

why

sell me on them bill

go on

[thin wedge]

ill trade you one silver coin

[tender igloo]

lol youre SO INFURITATING

[thin wedge]

[tender igloo]

this guys cooler than ur walking paper plate head

[thin wedge]

look invasive

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/daihatsu-opti-daihatsu-opti-club-sport-4wd-gif-27066307

guess who discovered gran turismo

[thin wedge]

New brainrot for sean

https://tenor.com/view/yaris-bouncing-bouncing-yaris-wizard-hagrid-gif-7993661978687329667

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/granturismo2-starlet-toyota-jetlinersilver-playstation-gif-23829066

[tender igloo]

whers the rally cars

[onyx igloo]

you can turn alot of the cars into rally cars pretty sure

https://tenor.com/view/evo6-rally-gran-turismo-gif-20515841

[tender igloo]

wher lancia ?!

[thin wedge]

lada

now thats the face of a construction worker

[late inlet]

Day 3 of duck boat support

[thin wedge]

The effects of gas station food gonna get us all

[tender igloo]

STOP

[late inlet]

Duck boats🫡

Or is it day 4 honestly I forgot

[thin wedge]

smh only day 4

[tender igloo]

i will make it it my lifes work to make sure you never see them

[late inlet]

[tender igloo]

eradicate all duckies

[thin wedge]

can't be like the guy who ask when mp everyday

[tender igloo]

lol do they still do it

[late inlet]

Duck boats would be better tho

[thin wedge]

they started with b41

can't wait til mp drops and they start when b43

[tender igloo]

ugh lol

[late inlet]

Hopefully they got duck boats by than

[spring jasper]

What are your top QOL, or minor mods? For me it'd probably be one of the calorie fix mods that make it so you burn fewer calories walking than running, but idk if it's even required anymore or patched vanilla lol

[tender igloo]

42 covered all my mods except this barricade one i used

and ratpak !

[late inlet]

Duck boats

[spring jasper]

Yes buddy. Duck boats 🙂

[thin wedge]

you forgot the mod that hide the annoying red number notifications

[sacred schooner]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3392964216

[tender igloo]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2790397567&searchtext=barricade

[late inlet]

The goat understands

[tender igloo]

that one!

[tender igloo]

i dont have that problem lol

[rapid moth]

MY FACE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAF!!!!

[thin wedge]

you need to pair this with anime sounds

[tender igloo]

lighterfluid when mentioned duckfarts

[late inlet]

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-collar-spongebob-meme-spongebob-my-collars-blue-but-my-neck-is-red-my-neck-is-red-gif-3192517573125654259

[quasi slate]

humans the only species to dance when the air moluces start vibrating

[late inlet]

Duck boats*

[rapid moth]

Mhdog did once

[rain mango]

i fuckiing love this mod

[late inlet]

No

Trees

[thin wedge]

they forgot the furry ver for deranged moodle

[sacred schooner]

way ahead of you https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2829732532

[thin wedge]

[rain mango]

are there any specific mods

that change the sounds for sprinters

[late inlet]

28 days later mod

[rain mango]

link it

[sacred schooner]

best I can offer is mitty sounds

[late inlet]

Nah I’m just kidding I got no idea I play on Xbox I can’t mod

[rain mango]

whenever i search "sprinter"

all i get are night sprinter mods (YOU CAN DO THIS IN THE VANILLA GAME)

and slower sprinter mods

that isnt what i want

[late inlet]

What is the point of that mod💀🙏

[rain mango]

it makes sprinters slower

for people who cant handle the vanilla speed

[spring jasper]

The public MP server experience

[rain mango]

the vanilla speed for sprinters is forgiving imo

realistically

they would be much faster

[spring jasper]

fym

[late inlet]

But than just don’t play on sprinters tho

[dense nexus]

Big boss

[thin wedge]

Facts

Thank you big boss

[spring jasper]

You're looking at this wrong

they're sprinters, not swimmers. I bet a duck boat would keep you safe!

[rain mango]

they want something more challenging than fast shamblers

[sacred schooner]

be the change that you want to see

[rain mango]

but arent at the skill requirement to be able to take on sprinters

i mean pz is a sandbox game so

do what you want

[spring jasper]

If you want FASTER sprinters just check how the guys making slower sprinters mods solve it and do the opposite?

[late inlet]

I understand now it all makes so much sense I must go inform the duck boats supreme leader @stone meadow

[rain mango]

there is a mod that makes them faster

i have it

[spring jasper]

what are you missing?

there's screecherZ which make sprinters scream when going into a sprint

scares tf out of me at night

[rain mango]

OH MY GOD!!!

I FOUND A PROJECT ENGLAND MOD!!!

now i can REALLY simulate 28 days later

[spring jasper]

54 46 was my number

[onyx igloo]

become barry in project zomboid

https://tenor.com/view/barry-barry-63-barry-pint-cheers-pint-gif-11711897215096795735

[rain mango]

Barry, 63

[thin wedge]

isn't yhat just the briish geezer voice pack

best mod btw

[onyx igloo]

wartrauma hits different
(barotrauma ost not the actual thing)

[sacred schooner]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3400496387

[thin wedge]

https://youtu.be/hbgeqQ9-IIw?si=4SMwNtTGscNflCnn

Sinple as

[sacred schooner]

great minds think alike

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2a0AqKGtns

[prime thorn]

If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.

It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.

[thin wedge]

moopy is a scammer

uh oh

[burnt kite]

paint over a bug to take the edge off

[sacred schooner]

the spiffo bot thinks the scientist Anton is a pirate

[onyx igloo]

spackle over it

it'll be fine...

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-elmo-fire-fire-elmo-elmo-fire-pirate-elmo-pirate-gif-7591584827691600121

he's gonna steal Uranus

[quasi slate]

should i scribble miyabi

✍️

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/marrochi-film-gif-4854246507857272981

[late inlet]

The feeling of no duck boats

[vital marten]

🤣

Sean this guy wants absolute protection

[onyx igloo]

then paint over it

le landlord especial...

[vital marten]

We’ve been here six weeks fixing other people’s mistakes

[thin wedge]

nah

[vital marten]

After finish of job — which we didn’t even do 😭

[thin wedge]

let the home owner suffer

[white obsidian]

Kill him

[thin wedge]

for not getting their home inspection before buying

[vital marten]

I mean we ain’t got a contract 🤪

[vital marten]

New build

It’s just fucked

[thin wedge]

exactly

[vital marten]

The drywall is fucked, the painters before us fucked it up

[vital marten]

This guy don’t even want to see the joints in his trim 😭

[thin wedge]

pay in drywall

[vital marten]

Somebody save me

[white obsidian]

Do you get paid hourly

Or by the job

[vital marten]

This one’s hourly

[white obsidian]

Thats good then

[vital marten]

Good friend of ours had a stroke

[thin wedge]

if he did he gonna find the finest sandpaper

and start sanding

[vital marten]

So we’re filling in for him as painter but gosh

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ai-generated-blue-collar-blue-collar-anthem-miner-gif-3731267226880813052

[vital marten]

The guys he hired on for that job screwed everything up

It’s THE WORST million dollar+ new build I’ve ever seen tbh

[white obsidian]

What is this creature

[vital marten]

At least it’s a lake house

[sacred schooner]

Miyabi

[thin wedge]

even worse

[sacred schooner]

and her melon

[thin wedge]

[white obsidian]

What does it even do??

[vital marten]

Stucco outside

[sacred schooner]

hoards melons

[thin wedge]

imagine the lake flood or drying up

[white obsidian]

Despicable. The greed sickens me

[vital marten]

They don’t even have kids and they have 3 bedrooms + bonus + master and each room in the house has its own bathroom and closet

2 garages

But it’s all booty 🥲

Wallpaper in the master bathroom

[late inlet]

Duck boat stuff

[thin wedge]

shhhh let the c suite soak in their poor build quality

[quasi slate]

2 days until spice skin drops

[sacred schooner]

I assume it's not the good kind of booty

[vital marten]

Stanky booty

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-human-cat-gif-10798736230298585701

[quasi slate]

No im not human

[thin wedge]

this is when moopy starts drawing spice nsfw

[sacred schooner]

I knew you were a visitor moopy

[thin wedge]

feed the algo what it wants moopy

the fans are waiting

[sacred schooner]

[quasi slate]

the algo liked my trickcal fanart

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-tower-lego-marvel-atower-gif-7792333174108601840

[quasi slate]

its a joke!!

[late inlet]

Who is spice in the first place

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

ain't no joke in this house, only humans

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-a-human-egghead-guy-no-im-not-a-human-egghead-guy-no-im-not-a-human-bald-guy-no-im-not-a-human-book-guy-gif-12814091488788891266

[sacred schooner]

he shouldn't be mad, we have the cat

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-human-cat-gif-10798736230298585701

minus the visitor that came with it

[quasi slate]

did you feed it food?

[hasty thistle]

That cat sure appears mad.

[sacred schooner]

all of the most luxurious food

all for the good kitty

[quasi slate]

then im not a visitor

otag

[thin wedge]

what a classic

[sacred schooner]

I need to check that you don't have 6 fingers per hands

or a belly portal to who knows where

[paper hull]

ive got blobby plopper disease :/

[vital marten]

Bro wants this door torn out and put back in better

8 foot tall solid metal doors

[late inlet]

Duck boats would be an amazing addition

[vital marten]

(we’re not door people but we couldn’t see a dang thing wrong with it)

[white obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1285244470971076760/1285248760187846696/caption-4.gif

[tender igloo]

can we make it so automutes when lighterlfuid duckfarts

lol

[late inlet]

Duck boats

[sacred schooner]

if I were to pick up the grumpy cat 20 times in a row because it's so darn cute, I'm sure it would be

but it's so darn cute

[vital marten]

Your cat doesn’t attack?

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/no-im-not-human-cat-gif-10798736230298585701

not that one

[late inlet]

Lord

[quasi slate]

all the cats with pug faces were always aggressive towards me thats my only experience with that breed of cat

[hasty thistle]

Mine don't... or not really. They just grab at for attention or to hold on, not realizing that their fingers are so damned sharp.

[sacred schooner]

I've learned over the years to master the art of approaching house cats

[quasi slate]

my bunny is currently afking

[onyx igloo]

so whats weird is

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/war-flashback-meme-gif-11373632052098267276

the afking in question

[white obsidian]

Ive learned the art of cooking a hamburger

[onyx igloo]

if i change my resolution to the incorrect resolution the lines at the bottom of my monitor

[late inlet]

[quasi slate]

disable your display driver and check if the lines are still there

[late inlet]

[thin wedge]

nah its cooked

[onyx igloo]

if i disable that wont it just not display lmao

[thin wedge]

just pour water on it to end its misery

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-lalo-salamanca-don-eladio-fall-gif-25657866

[quasi slate]

No

[hard schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/justjoy-inconceivable-princess-bride-sicilian-wallace-shawn-gif-4485933663443556462

[thin wedge]

[dense nexus]

[thin wedge]

when the boss is big

[hard schooner]

where's medium boss

[thin wedge]

unavailable

you must purchase him with 50 konami coins

https://tenor.com/view/mgs2-snake-skateboard-gif-6262648944679997366

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-heng-yi-gif-13721849000860979866

[white obsidian]

they wouldnt even survive 2 seconds in a meat grinder

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-blender-ji-heng-meme-gif-11757558578062293856

[white obsidian]

WOAH

you had that on deck

[young kelp]

I still don't know why this even exists lmao

[white obsidian]

yeah i was just saying random shit i had no idea that was a thing

[young kelp]

the way she died isn't even close to her actual canon death in game

[white obsidian]

what game is that

[young kelp]

Nine sols

[white obsidian]

oh yeah that one

it looks really good but its pricey

[young kelp]

a metroidvania similar to things like HK, blasphemous, and silk song

[white obsidian]

ive had it on my wishlist for like a year

[young kelp]

its a hidden gem in metroidvania

[young kelp]

it was on sale not long ago

like 50%

great game, give it a shot when its on sale again

[white obsidian]

I probably will

[hexed helm]

Chat just spent 10 hours on a character to trip walking and get killed immedialty

[lilac quarry]

I should've bought it on sale

it looks so good

[thin wedge]

no lokile more friendslop

buy rv there yet now

and DESPAIR

[rain mango]

Megina Fora

[paper hull]

asusmug

[rain mango]

Menifren?

I want silksong godhome so badly

The combat is so much cooler tham hollow knight

[thin wedge]

silksong made everyone forgot hollow knight indeed

once you go silksong you can never hollow knight

[rain mango]

Is tru

[neat moat]

hollow knight is now truly hollow

[spice arrow]

Solid

[thin wedge]

fat princess

[karmic jetty]

time for brekfast

[young kelp]

hollowknight feels so slow

[young kelp]

once you try out silksong's speed

The knight is slow af

[karmic jetty]

hes trying his best ok

[young kelp]

people complaining about SS boss runbacks

[karmic jetty]

u got beef with a bebe

[young kelp]

people forgetting that the boss run backs in HK is not only often longer

but also slow

Hornet's got the speed

Knight's got the bulk

[karmic jetty]

hollow knight got the

[rain mango]

I lost 200 praying beads today this is so ass

[neon bramble]

it helps that the knight simply has more room for error

and you have ways to just facetank the boss

• its trivial to ignore enemies along the way

[neon bramble]

you simply feel the impact more in the 2nd game

[sturdy lily]

project zomboid is friendslop

terraria is friendslop

[wicked kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-fish-this-is-bait-gif-11212449

[heavy ivy]

shaw

[thin wedge]

hes right doe

[paper hull]

bro

[wicked kiln]

not falling for it 🎣

[paper hull]

is that great gambler kaiji

[wicked kiln]

the one and only

[paper hull]

https://tenor.com/c7gWxoOp0u6.gif

[thin wedge]

too late you responded

you already fell for it

[wicked kiln]

[sturdy lily]

its all friendslop

[paper hull]

im full of shrimple

[ivory grail]

it that shrimple

[hollow moat]

algum brasileiro querendo zuar?

[white obsidian]

yo

gurt

👋

[late inlet]

Duck boat

[paper hull]

fart boat

[late inlet]

Duck boat*

[sturdy lily]

one time my teachers made me wear pigtails

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hornet-silksong-stick-bugged-stick-bugged-gif-5833534606468811764

[white obsidian]

i dont know why spiderman/hornet hanging out keeps appearing but i love it

[twin bear]

Spider dlc would be interesting

Honestly they could just keep making different bugs and ppl would eat it up and rightfully so

[paper hull]

dont eat bugs idiot

[white obsidian]

theyll release one every decade

[white obsidian]

but im hungry?

[faint drift]

y'al got any game recommendations? I got 120 dollars in my steam account

[white obsidian]

you ever play necesse?

[twin bear]

Quasimorph

[tender igloo]

placid plastic duck simulator

[faint drift]

never heard of it

[white obsidian]

its on sale right now, its kind of like terraria with colony manager elements

it just got a huge update

I really like it

I hink its like $7 rn

[faint drift]

no

[twin bear]

7 usd u say

[tender igloo]

ITS LIKE 2 bucks

[twin bear]

🗣️ get scum

[faint drift]

I do not care

[twin bear]

U can pee and poo on ur enemies

[faint drift]

I am not buying that

[tender igloo]

but why

[faint drift]

it looks really boring

[twin bear]

Honestly scum is better than dayz and its crispy

[rain mango]

Buck to playtime? Terraria

[lilac quarry]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[faint drift]

I've played terraria a little bit and I don't think it's for me

[rain mango]

ZEMZIMOOOOOO

[rain mango]

[twin bear]

Could always get gmod

[paper hull]

zezima

[faint drift]

I already have that

around 220 hours

[white obsidian]

have you tried rimworld?

[rain mango]

Megina fora

[twin bear]

A classic

[faint drift]

I think I've heard of that lemme go check it out

[twin bear]

Cdda

If ur rly into war strat

[white obsidian]

sweet

[twin bear]

Hoi is goofy but in depth

Ish

[tender igloo]

fungal fruiting occurs next

[white obsidian]

fungal fruiting is what happens when you get like athletes foot probably

idk

[twin bear]

Be fruitful and eat fruit

Cuz it's fruit

[twin bear]

Athlete's foot from swim team

[white obsidian]

one time i was at a friends house and he had a mushroom sprouting from his floorboard

[twin bear]

Does not feel good

[white obsidian]

nasty

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cordyceps-fungus-dangerous-killer-our-planet-netflix-gif-17120771

[twin bear]

I got hurt and stuff in school more than at home come to think of it

[faint drift]

I know I have 120 dollars but the price is a little steep

[white obsidian]

oh great heavens! They are advancing!

[white obsidian]

yeah its pretyy expensive but the games good even with no DLC

how about kenshi? its cheap

or maybe balatro

[faint drift]

I'll wait for a sale for rimworld

[rain mango]

I rimmed until there were no marbles left

[white obsidian]

im a big rimming fan

[wicked kiln]

peak

[rain mango]

Then i abandoned the save lel

[white obsidian]

i rimmed until i got really really really bored

then i rimmed some more

[wicked kiln]

half of lategame rimworld is just fastforwarding waiting for raids 😆

[twin bear]

U may put hundreds of hours into it

Who knows

[tough peak]

@young merlin

[white obsidian]

Man really just pinged Ogge for no reason

so cruel

[neon bramble]

isnt this normal

most of my injuries are me being unattended and stupid at school

[white obsidian]

most of my injuries are from

fighting

probably

[neon bramble]

yes thats part of being stupid at school

[white obsidian]

i didnt really fight people from school I did a martial art

[neon bramble]

we used batons for martial arts so there's a bunch of back of the gym duels

unsanctioned

[white obsidian]

what martial art did you practice?

[neon bramble]

arnis

we only had head protection lmao

[white obsidian]

are you like

south american

[neon bramble]

asian

[white obsidian]

ahh

im from the midwest so I did brazilian jiujitsu

oddly enough bjj is strongest in brazil ofc but then 2nd best in the midwest

[rare torrent]

Wakey wakey

[neon bramble]

I wanted to get into grappling but it wasn't popular when I was lookin for a gym

it's all boxing, kickboxing and karate

didnt tickle my brain like stick fighting though so I never bothered

[rare torrent]

Just go find one of those martial arts buildings that are in every town

[neon bramble]

not every town has em lmao

woulda already if there was >:

[paper hull]

too many sploinkers

[maiden nymph]

ive come to a disturbing revelation

spheal is a sea lion as it has ears
sealeo is a seal as it has no ears

what sort of joke was game freak making here

[paper hull]

the missile knows where it is by knowing where it isnt

[maiden nymph]

"spherical seal"

is a sea lion
"sea lion constellation"
is a seal

[young kelp]

[median panther]

Howdy folks. Thinking about picking up the game. What would be the best way to learn it well enough to play with others? Solo run and learn from mistakes or are there more efficient ways? Cheers and thanks.

[neon bramble]

[young kelp]

solo run and learn from mistakes

guides help out too

[neon bramble]

I am biased with group suffering

if none of you have played the game suffer together™

[young kelp]

if you have buddies, let them babysit you instead

[neon bramble]

no group suffering

nobody knows how to play is ideal

[median panther]

Sadly, no buddies interested in PZ as of yet. Thanks for the tips!

[maiden nymph]

play with your buddies and get repeatedly mauled to death until you learn how to play was my way

[neon bramble]

yes

my favorite time of the game was when we kept losing half the party to the most mundane tasks

[maiden nymph]

i once burned my dick off while disposing of corpses and i had to afk with an eating macro for literally 15 irl hours to heal

[neon bramble]

car missing? everyone in it is probably dead. we'll backtrack later

[paper hull]

i gotta remmeber im in the pz server sometimes

[maiden nymph]

no fast forward in multiplayer is genuinely horrendeous

[neon bramble]

why kill zombies in your base

just lure em out

[maiden nymph]

horde night

there were like 800 and they broke the gates

[neon bramble]

sally outside?

[median panther]

Are mods a must for PZ? Or is vanilla good enough?

[maiden nymph]

id say mods are an important part of the experience but play vanilla for now

[neon bramble]

last thing I want is to get boxed in

[maiden nymph]

mods fix a lot of bugs lmao

[maiden nymph]

i mean we fought them off without issue but just not fast enough

[median panther]

Thank you.

[onyx yarrow]

vanilla is good, mods if you can find the right ones for your taste is great

[maiden nymph]

like we were armed to the teeth but we were dicking around in the living room and didnt realise there was a horde outside lol

[neon bramble]

the only thing I dislike about mp

almost everyone wants guns for days

[maiden nymph]

everyone wants guns and is unwilling to trade ammo they dont even use

[median panther]

Yeah, need a bit of knowledge and hours to know what needs to be modded. I will stick with vanilla for now 🙂

[maiden nymph]

gonna say it again, loot goblin ass players are awful for teams

[twin bear]

Yeah like shattering a display window on accident

[maiden nymph]

"hey ill give you my 20 boxes of 5.56 for your 20 boxes of 7.62 since you dont use BRs anyways"
"no"

[twin bear]

Closed it and it exploded in me and the teacher's face

Ouchy

[neon bramble]

how do you not trade with brita on

[maiden nymph]

i fucked up my shoulder and knee and elbow when i crashed a bike

[maiden nymph]

was not brita

it was firearms b41

[neon bramble]

how many calibers does that add

[maiden nymph]

point does still stand though

[neon bramble]

just BR caliber yea

[trim moss]

whats the best solo mods

[maiden nymph]

a lot

lmao

[twin bear]

I wanna find a server with an emphasis on currency one day

[maiden nymph]

it adds like 10 or something

[neon bramble]

I was forced to brita because people want their exotic toys

the japanese guy who will trade anything for an arisaka

[twin bear]

When i have the time to play an MP server again

[maiden nymph]

anyhow i did trade with other basemates later on so i had a healthy stash of 7.62

like 90 boxes or something

im glad 7.62x51 is a common ass round lmao

[neon bramble]

do you have an armory or does everyone have their own stash

[maiden nymph]

both

[neon bramble]

the lads can be trusted on an honor system to not plunder the armory

usually people bring attachments they dont use

[maiden nymph]

armory was usually out of stock after raids though so people kept private stashes elsewhere

[maiden nymph]

and this