general_chat

[twin bear]

I forget vulpes is even in the game sometimes cuz he barely shows up

[toxic relic]

interesting how the healthcare of east germany and the creation of the oral vaccine was contrasted with the lack of vaccination in the west

sucks that arbitrary lines led to the obstruction of vaccine distribution

[rapid moth]

I never forget my legionaire bbg

[twin bear]

Everyone sleeping on lanius

[rapid moth]

Moreso sleeping on arcade

[twin bear]

Arcade is one of the best companions

@burnt kite @onyx igloo what does this mean

[onyx igloo]

Something

[burnt kite]

he is interfering with my 67G intergalatic cell towers

[twin bear]

His entire channel is just stuff like that

Bro has an entire army of ppl who "know" what hes doing

[toxic relic]

i fuck with this shit hahahaahah

i dont want to listen to some loser talk about starbucks drinks let me listen to a guy ranting about underwater civilizations from his abandoned building

[ivory grail]

little guy

[burnt kite]

i think i follow him actually

yeah i do

haha

[twin bear]

Lmao

Is entertaining

Plus I like to follow up on Alaskan trout stocks

[paper hull]

Oh damn my bad

[twin bear]

Looking like a Bollywood film

[paper hull]

Yknow what

[twin bear]

[paper hull]

Ugh fine

[twin bear]

No frickim way

Three🥀

[paper hull]

The fault trilogy

Still I prefer goon

[pale berry]

@twin bear hop on vc

[twin bear]

Alright but my connection will be terrible

I'm not at home I'm out of town on data

[pale berry]

we truly are the last of us

(its okay)

[winged saffron]

howdy

[ivory grail]

aaaah people

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/xdiey-gif-19342436

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-nine-sols-ji-nine-sols-yi-nine-sols-lear-ji-gif-14895060184656171245

[rain mango]

Is this ai generated

[late inlet]

You know what isn’t duck boats

[onyx shell]

Hey so I cant repair my trunk. The vehicle menu refuses

I go to trunk. Right click. No prompts

[late inlet]

What version of the game are you in

[onyx shell]

B42. Im going to try emptying the trunk

Still nothing

My trunk is at 34% durability and essentially the only car I ise

[rain mango]

Do u have everything u need in your inventory

Or have u fixed before

[onyx shell]

Yes I have everything

No I havent repaired it before

[rain mango]

Hmmmm

[late inlet]

See this is why duck boats would be useful smh😔

[onyx shell]

Because of the dumb rank of the server I cant post a video or photo

[rain mango]

Are u right clicking in the mechanical window?

[onyx shell]

Trunk empty, rear windshield is out. All the stuff I need meeting minimum skill requirements

[late inlet]

Go into creativity and post it

[onyx shell]

Ok I posted the video there

I can right click until the cows come home. Nothing’s happening

The only option it is giving me for repairs is the engine

It may be a mod issue

Apparently the “Common Sense” mod is giving errors

[rain mango]

Yeah that mod code bugs the game a lot

[hollow moat]

@bright relic saiu da call por que bro?

não tava gostando das coisas gostosas?]

[bright relic]

oi

to cansado

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/auntie-annes-of-god-gif-18176852

[candid patio]

i don't know why or how but there is some kind of glitch on my computer that causes youtube thumbnails to display an image of a bopit toy

[hollow moat]

kkkkkkk

[thin wedge]

ahh yes overpriced mall preztels

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/god-god-bless-auntie-annes-pretzels-sparkling-gif-17270220

[thin wedge]

[rain mango]

Two accents in the O

[late inlet]

Duck boat

[rain mango]

meowwwwwwww

[half kettle]

barkkkkkkkkkkkk

[rapid moth]

Miauuu

[hollow moat]

cercada de drogas

e amigos inuteis

praticando sexo

como forma de assar

[stiff geyser]

English only smh

[sharp grotto]

Returning to minecraft singleplayer might have been a horrible idea

[rain mango]

I watched hotel hazbin and i felt my life expectancy drop

[neon bramble]

unless you're building in creative it's kinda lean

if you like redstone factorio might scratch that itch better

[young kelp]

well shit no wonder why I'm low on food despite having a farm, must've forgotten that I had to manually collect it

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-boomer-cat-gif-1683887670243329195

oh shit the meth is kicking in

[neon bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1084893723743223930/9D640AC2-5FCD-496A-9C23-4D46282CF222.gif

care to share with the class?

[ivory grail]

NO

I NEED MORE

[honest needle]

hey guys

[ivory grail]

howdy

[void herald]

Quick question

What mod brings the scps in

[ivory grail]

idk type scps and see what pops up

[void herald]

I didn't mean scps myb

I meant NPCs but idk which one is the right one

[ivory grail]

oooh

so bandit and week one if you like the combat but knox event expanded if you want some good npc vs zombies action

[rain mango]

Megina fora

[twin bear]

Manmade horrors beyond comprehension

[uncut epoch]

horrors beyond my comprehension
i don’t get it

[half kettle]

its pretty comprehensive

[twin bear]

I don't comprehend any of it

[neat moat]

Ima pop you like they did in pimple popper

[neat moat]

and youre getting pregnant

[uncut epoch]

[ivory grail]

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT

[twin bear]

Whats with your obsession with being preggers

Just admit u wanna be a momma

[neat moat]

Both fat and skinny at the same time. A super weight if you will

Schrodinger's sleepy

[neat moat]

do you wanna be a mama?

[ivory grail]

I'm 150 at the moment

[twin bear]

Fat

[neat moat]

phatty

[twin bear]

120lbs

Or ur fat

[neat moat]

phat

[ivory grail]

i ate a whole 12 inch breadstick myself tonight

it was nice

[neat moat]

I bet you did

[ivory grail]

i didn't share at all with gurt

[neat moat]

no cus ur phat ass wouldnt let you

[ivory grail]

he had to sit in the damp little corner of the basement

maybe i won't be this fat if you weren't this mean to me

[twin bear]

Stop doing ur duty in the corner and it won't be damp

[neat moat]

why

why is sleepy

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/project-zomboid-zomboid-spiffo-twerk-twerking-gif-8122066939079228530

[neat moat]

kinda fugly

[ivory grail]

it 10:13pm and you making me stress drink coffee

[ember obsidian]

just got the game im looking for a good vet build does anyone have 1 i can use??

[neat moat]

just put the pills in the bag

[neat moat]

yes

[twin bear]

Just run that shit

[ivory grail]

god when I start working in hospital I hope your dying so I can watch

[twin bear]

Meta can restrict playstyle to be effective

[neat moat]

I wont give you the pleasure

🙄

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-angry-choke-shake-gif-21866480

[neat moat]

You'll have to clean my shit when Im bedridden instead

[ivory grail]

nah I let you sit on that shit for the whole time

[twin bear]

Treat em like half of the old folks homes

[neat moat]

Speedrunning losing a medical license

[ivory grail]

I treat you so bad that it would change old folk homes all over the glob for the better

[neat moat]

can I make it every time I call for the nurse it like, electrocutes you?

🥺

⚡

[rare torrent]

What is this chat...

[neat moat]

⚡ ⚡

[ivory grail]

nope I'm not wearing the shock collar anymore

[neat moat]

⚡ ⚡⚡ ⚡⚡ ⚡

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862

[twin bear]

Harder for a bedridden person to call for help if they're not able to speak

[neat moat]

thats why they use buttons

[twin bear]

If u can reach it

[ivory grail]

it always broken

[neat moat]

Id be using text to speech and still gilling your ass

Id make you cry on the first day

[twin bear]

I feel like u would be in a ward

Not a home

[neat moat]

The ward is my castle

and sleepy is my butler

butter butler

[neon bramble]

the butles

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-white-padded-room-cell-going-crazy-losing-my-mind-gif-9589077012100080059

[neat moat]

buter me sleepy, I require grease

[ivory grail]

my pov when i check on gurt

[twin bear]

Greased up deaf guy

[neat moat]

I can still hear

[ivory grail]

it time for your meds again clearly

[neat moat]

laughter is the best medicine

⚡ ⚡⚡ ⚡⚡ ⚡

[neat moat]

me when I get sleepy

[twin bear]

The hell is that game

[neon bramble]

hellish quart is refreshingly technical

[ivory grail]

you wish you could do that

[neon bramble]

I fucking hate the longswords

[twin bear]

Longsword is a good weapon

[neat moat]

no

[neon bramble]

its a 2hander

[neat moat]

spear is better

[neon bramble]

so it outleverages me half the time :)

[neat moat]

Ima spear sleepy

[neon bramble]

a lil outdated for the period

this is civvie dueling setting

[neat moat]

they call me a spear sleeper

[ivory grail]

more like a dagger🙄

[neon bramble]

sabers, broadswords and rapiers are the name of the game

[neat moat]

excuse you

[ivory grail]

you heard me

[twin bear]

Still better than closing the distance

[neon bramble]

annoying to carry

[neat moat]

at least I can use it

[neon bramble]

and the one handers actually outrange the longsword

[neat moat]

unlike sleepy

[neon bramble]

since you cant use the full arm to reach

[twin bear]

I'd rather just parry and punish but I get my tactics from less physics based games

Like dad

[neon bramble]

it just outleverages the one handed swords lol

[neat moat]

father

[neon bramble]

the longsword characters are formidable yeah

and one of them is a drunk priest

[twin bear]

Oh it's not randomly generated?

[neon bramble]

each of them has a unique moveset to their style

[twin bear]

I wish half sword actually had good ai

[neat moat]

its the godfather

[neon bramble]

my boy kalkstein is a nerd who learned from the manuals so he's very clinical and precise with his movements

[twin bear]

Low hp or smth i assume

As a drawback

[neon bramble]

nah

[neat moat]

are there drawbacks

I dont think so

theyre just different

[neon bramble]

I dont think so

[twin bear]

So every character just does smth well

With no cons

[neon bramble]

no

[neat moat]

theyre just different

[neon bramble]

it's just hard to verbalize cause I'm not familiar with all of them

[neat moat]

they have different move sets

[neon bramble]

I mean being drunk is a huge con lmao

[neat moat]

whos drunk

[neon bramble]

he leaves himself wide open a lot but has a comical amount of power behind his attacks

the priest

I hate playing defense against him since he will just chop my hand for my trouble

[neat moat]

thats just flavor I think

where is the weeb

[neon bramble]

not yet

[neat moat]

where is the guy whos katana was folded a thousand times

[neon bramble]

its complicated™

since it's all in the moveset and a single hit can kill you

[neat moat]

I think its just first blood rlly

[neon bramble]

no

[neat moat]

yes

[neon bramble]

you havent played the game nerd

[neat moat]

Or do they all die from a papercut?

I have

ish

[neon bramble]

you can survive a lot of shallow cuts

if they're all shallow

[neat moat]

Ah

[neon bramble]

but you are usually crippled in a way after

so your time is short

[neat moat]

I thought there was a first blood mode

[neon bramble]

then you haven't played the game or you touched an early demo

[fallen river]

currently reading thru max brooks' zombie survival guide and my mind keeps thinking of this image

[neat moat]

Im killing you with rocks

[neon bramble]

I'm going to poke you in the face

[neat moat]

You fool

[near jungle]

could anyone help me? im not able to join any multiplayer servers without getting kicked "connecttion to server lost" my internet is good and reinstalling the game did not work

[neat moat]

Im a god

how can you kill a god?

[neon bramble]

nuh uh

you dont have a pot fused to your head

how can you be a god?

[neat moat]

Oh nerevar, you fool

you know so little

[neon bramble]

your innocence is intoxicating fishboy

@twin bear

the boss is literally just an armored man

[ivory grail]

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ANIMAL

[neat moat]

who is that handsome devil

[ivory grail]

pretty ugly

daddy like drinking

tehehehe

[half kettle]

dude if homeless men could cast wizard curses

the world would be in ruin

[ivory grail]

let it burn

[neon bramble]

that just makes being a retail worker worse

[neat moat]

uppy that isnt very nice to say that about yourself

you may be ugly

[ivory grail]

[neat moat]

sleepy has nitro

whos sugar bb are you?

[ivory grail]

my own

i get that bread by sell drugs

legally

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/angy-bird-gif-23628846

"my own"

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/carla-shaw-friends-disappoint-i-dont-need-friends-they-disappoint-me-gif-3531418

[half kettle]

my heart shattered into 30 pieces watching red bird grow up without friends

uuu

[neat moat]

chat am I allowed to beat sleepy

[ivory grail]

no

chat am i allowed to beat gurt?

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/yin-yang-yin-and-yang-3d-movement-gif-12873913036091234800

[ivory grail]

me and gurt fr fr

[rain mango]

Sleep is gud
Evil is ebil

[thin wedge]

yee n haw

[ivory grail]

i'm always good

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-hot-day-gif-1837632201296304101

i'm a good man

[rain mango]

One day u will be so good u will present nitro to a kitten

[ivory grail]

no no kitten would present me nitro

[rain mango]

Lol

[icy vigil]

peanits

[thin wedge]

but are you a mommy's good boy

[tender igloo]

kittens have hands?!

[thin wedge]

how is it hands if they walk on em

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/утюг-cat-est-utug-gif-15997868462494236323

[thin wedge]

[ivory grail]

they do have hands

[thin wedge]

bro can not wait

[ivory grail]

i'm not a mommy good boy she beat me

[thin wedge]

do be DEVOURING it

like a owner's dead corpse

[karmic jetty]

built like chiikawa

[young kelp]

more than half my cult got sick cause of the plague lmao

[thin wedge]

when do they eat you

[karmic jetty]

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleta-skeletá-ghost-papa-v-perpetua-lachryma-gif-13588452747232346480

[young kelp]

I'm eating them first

any possible traitor has been turned to a meal

the whole cult's on with it as well, cannibal trait

[livid notch]

Grandma never stood a chance

[ivory grail]

I wanna shove my hand in it mouth like that dog

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-mouth-gif-22559064

[thin wedge]

the most aggressive german shepherd

[loud pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022951932924543047/1431853746492805252/2024081.JPG?ex=68feed37&is=68fd9bb7&hm=7b629bf79b7b46be65a97597fa58fd95f1d50c2152ae3557a04bfa27182e37e4&

[thin wedge]

uppy pls its 2025

no one plays lethal

peak is already washed up

and repo is well repo

[twin bear]

Sir tank

I love armor and all but have grown to appreciate fast movement, so many games require decent reflexes when u pick unarmored builds

Never knew how bad I truly was at some games until I tried a ranger or rogue 😭

[karmic jetty]

uppy hop on rv there yet

we are in the last 5 miles

ah so pog

[thin wedge]

How long before they drop RV for the next slop

https://tenor.com/view/coniglio-orologio-coniglio-gif-7540748970923736557

[karmic jetty]

yapyap

[barren mulch]

I eat stouffer's lasagna

[worn briar]

where to chang erading spead muiltiplayert

[thin wedge]

bro had a brain aneurysm typing that

[worn briar]

lmao

[thin wedge]

[loud pumice]

Game slop

[karmic jetty]

okai buddy go play ur atlyss

[karmic jetty]

mm icecream

[onyx igloo]

guys what if general chat had general discussion

you know what im saying

you steppin where im shittin

[vital marten]

[rain mango]

you picking up what im pissing out

or whatever they say

Hey Ok Im Gonna Listen To Gnome Music Now

[icy vigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/137345719668310016/886470627731587143/image0-1.gif

[karmic jetty]

oh mein glob new meatcanyon vid is peak

[simple bear]

friend complained that i somehow didnt try to make time for him when i was back in town, even tho i had given him the exact days i was there months in advance

had a get together last night for all my friends, he was one of the few that didnt show. instead of being there he was at some random parking lot 30 miles away at like 11 pm.

https://tenor.com/view/eyeroll-smh-wow-what-shocked-gif-20024044

[ivory grail]

The parking lot at 11pm is required side mission

He upset that you weren't there to help defeat the 711 crack dealer wizard

[spare ingot]

my empire will soon begin

[languid meadow]

whats the food soucre limbs?

[spare ingot]

right now im just buying food since I dont have a huge amount of people but ill be graduating to dustwiches soon

[languid meadow]

dust like outta sand?

[spare ingot]

its cactus sandwhich

[languid meadow]

Very sandy

[gritty pecan]

Does anybody have a optimization mod for b41

[karmic jetty]

only mod u need https://youtu.be/-8sJweoTTDU?si=8yWN1tvaqxC5lA0C

[uncut epoch]

chonk

[karmic jetty]

[rain mango]

adrian

[spiral condor]

thought it would embed
its just invisible by duran duran

[turbid fulcrum]

[vital marten]

[neat moat]

10 thousand eyegores

[spiral condor]

honestly not even a bad song ngl
unironically have it in my spotify playlist

malware

uh oh someone was hacked

[neat moat]

<@&671452400221159444>

[toxic relic]

ghosts is a good series

[stiff salmon]

Good morning

[toxic relic]

good slop

evening my man

[stiff salmon]

Okay no need to be extra... 😭 Thank you though, now I am feeling special!

[toxic relic]

gotta tip the hat out of respect bro

[stiff salmon]

But really, ah good to see you and everyone else. Long day ahead

[toxic relic]

fair enough mate

[spiral condor]

we all enjoy our shitty tv
personally i am quite fond of the rookie

[toxic relic]

good luck with it

[toxic relic]

plot?

[spiral condor]

also this guy was hacked

like 100%

[toxic relic]

yeah we know

the mods delete it

eventually

[spiral condor]

yeah

ironically same time someone else in different server sent same thing

only diference was hacked guy had embed perms
sent it in help chat for some reason tho

[toxic relic]

wtf is "fortnite trial"

isnt fortnite free

im fucking with the gay military ghost

i hope he gets his tragic closeted backstory soon

british people love sad gay ww2 stories, even though they sterilised and hung gay people back then too

[languid meadow]

Fortnight is free, it’s also a game where u money goes to get sponged up

[stiff salmon]

Well, started the day with food-poisoning so. More to be desired. Overall, 4/10, but my boyfriend is online. I'll bump it up to 10.

[toxic relic]

food poisoning

bro thats fucked

food poisoning is the worst fucking shit

idk how you can even type rn man

[stiff salmon]

My sisters made brownies, and they uh... Came out interesting.

I think, with all due respect, I'm banning them from the kitchen and taking over from now on. 😭 Isn't even the first time...

[vital marten]

Rimworld wasn’t wrong

[toxic relic]

i hope they never make food again bruv

[vital marten]

You have low level cooks and keep getting sick

[toxic relic]

for your sake

true shit brotehr

[neat moat]

not everyones first meal os edible

[stiff salmon]

Ah damn got to go, was fun to check in! Peace.

[toxic relic]

gl bro

[karmic hare]

Uhm i think my account got hacked

Again

[subtle shoal]

hell-o

[vital marten]

That’s why I reroll until I end up with the chonker who can

[subtle shoal]

time to game zomboid today

[vital marten]

Wym again

wtf

[toxic relic]

man i cant wait for his episode

[languid meadow]

What did they come
Out as ash? 🤣🤣🤣

[subtle shoal]

also daylight savings time has been officially retracted

[karmic hare]

Same tging happend like 2 years ago

[vital marten]

Hmm

Mods might ban you

[toxic relic]

you should appeal your shit in spiffo bot before you get banned

[karmic hare]

Ye i proply will get banned

[neat moat]

delete ur shit

[subtle shoal]

honestly might be an unpopular opinion but daylight savings time should just be normal time

[languid meadow]

Idiot, enable, all dam security on ur account

[neat moat]

maybe there is a chance

[toxic relic]

daylight saving is redundant

[vital marten]

Aye

Delete the scam stuff

[neat moat]

you can also appeal ur ban

[subtle shoal]

Evenings boutta be dark in 4 pm vro

[neat moat]

also

when did eyegore get so cool 😭

[vital marten]

Hey one time I destroyed an evil server by “buying” nitro for the owner (you couldn’t gift it at that time) — it happens 😆

Sometimes to destroy evil you must become evil

[languid meadow]

I’ve seen some dumb people on discord and I always say enable goddam security on ur account on discord, because if u don’t u can get screwed easily

[karmic hare]

I have i had 2fa

And i havent gotten anythign in my gmail about anyone login in

[languid meadow]

Didn’t have security keys?

[karmic hare]

I had but dotn have anymore it seems

[languid meadow]

Ya ur probably not gonna seen anything there,

[karmic hare]

I meant last time i saw the login message and stuff but im going to make those keys now so

[spare ingot]

the puddle at the entrance of my base:

[oblique stream]

Too broke to afford fortnite

[hollow moat]

Does anyone know how I can install mods from the Steam workshop for pirated games?

[languid meadow]

Simple buy the darn game

[subtle shoal]

very smart move to ask for instructions for a pirated copy in the official discord server

[hollow moat]

ue , tu me respondeu só com moralismo, e nada de me ajudar

and I have the zomboid project purchased

I'm talking about other games

[subtle shoal]

Ok

why not just say that in english

big guy

[hollow moat]

e vocÊ por que não traduziu?

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[loud pumice]

I'd be scared

That man is an absolute menace to all wooden walls

[tardy heart]

Hello, anyone from SEA down to play vanilla zomboid?

Thank u ❤️

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

Sea of McDonald's

[karmic jetty]

house but no house

[stone meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z3FpVgbrNRk

[paper hull]

1900s anti electric propaganda

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-ryo-nijika-kita-gif-2386876722155559177

when backlogs are over

[toxic hawk]

My backlogs are
Stalker
Hollow knight/ Silksong
Nightreign
Bloodborne
Lies of P
Library of ruina

Oh and Dying light : beast

[stone meadow]

I gotta continue my bl4 playthrough

I also need to play the kcd2 dlcs

And I need to play some bf6

[karmic jetty]

same

[stone meadow]

I barely have energy to play any games after work

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-vaultboy-vault-boy-strangle-fallout-76-gif-4361873405590010729

[karmic jetty]

also wanna play outer worlds 2...

[toxic hawk]

oh there is this one game i wanted to play for such a long time
it's called Rage, it kinda feels like fallout

[neon bramble]

add expedition 33

its peak

[toxic hawk]

That too yeah

[neon bramble]

frogski tell him its peak

good

[toxic hawk]

oh and i also gonna do persona 3 and 5

https://tenor.com/view/yu-narukami-dancing-persona4-specialist-video-game-gif-17873794

[neon bramble]

mans going on a JRPG spree

[karmic jetty]

wiwiwi wawawa

[stone meadow]

And weekends are for getting absolutely inhuman

[stone meadow]

yeah also recommend expedition 33

[toxic hawk]

my Bud got me on, he actually bought me persona 4 on steam

[stone meadow]

je'rpg

[neon bramble]

I have been reserving RPGs for when I have little energy for gaming

usually a way to brute force monke my way through

[toxic hawk]

i got to the before final arc in P4 and stopped because of finals, and then got addicted to darkest dungeon, after that it was CP77 and dying light 2

and then i started doing unpaid internships like a loser

[stone meadow]

but yeah expedition 33 is great,play it if you can

[neon bramble]

normally I have negative things to say about the games I like

[toxic hawk]

i can play anything with this thing

[neon bramble]

I just dont want to with expedition 33

[toxic hawk]

also hek you zozo for laughing at me

[tropic smelt]

Where is the fart channel

[stone meadow]

Expedition 33 is a big fuck you to the state of modern AAA gaming

The team was formed by pure coincidence

[neon bramble]

so it turns out you can have high production quality and good gameplay at a reasonable price

[stone meadow]

Whats crazy is the composer was just some dude they found on forums

[stone meadow]

And the music ended up being fantastic

[toxic hawk]

one day i'll make clams

lots of clams

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/another-one-more-i-want-more-give-me-more-gif-4808451

[stone meadow]

probably the best ost ive heard in years

[toxic hawk]

heard they were ex ubisoft employees

[paper hull]

Why not today

[toxic hawk]

because they dont pay me for my work yet

[karmic jetty]

not today bcs he gotta keep playin more games

[paper hull]

Ohhh

[neon bramble]

med student

[stone meadow]

gotta grind every day

[paper hull]

Too busy playing video game to live lavish

Must be hard

[stone meadow]

the grind never stops

[surreal mirage]

Grind on the haters

[stone meadow]

my dentist told me i grind in my sleep, hes so real for that

[toxic hawk]

i hate you

[stone meadow]

thats allowed

[toxic hawk]

ur smelly and not cute

[stone meadow]

ok lets not get carried away

[karmic jetty]

hmm

i might need to get myself checked too

i notice i sometimes bite my tongue in my sleep

pain

[toxic relic]

grind

[surreal mirage]

Remove your teeth before sleeping

[toxic relic]

grind on dis

[karmic jetty]

fartass did u watch the new meatcanyon vid

its cinema

[toxic relic]

sorry bruv we're watching other shit

i did see it

[karmic jetty]

its peak practical fx

[toxic relic]

will check it out later

its the one just called meatcanyon right

[karmic jetty]

buh

[karmic jetty]

YES

[karmic jetty]

goop suit

[toxic relic]

erhm, chat, pog alert 🤓

[karmic jetty]

wendigoon was left in the rain for this film

[neon bramble]

what the hell am I watching

[toxic relic]

:refinery well:

[toxic relic]

i hate wendigoon

[karmic jetty]

i dont watch his stuff either

[surreal mirage]

Lies

[toxic relic]

i cant watch creepcast cause his voice is annoying bro

[karmic jetty]

creepcast?

dunno what that is

[subtle shoal]

time for an adventure

[surreal mirage]

Don't forget the 3 hour lethal company lore video

[karmic jetty]

prolly inferior to the catvocast podcast

[subtle shoal]

podcast with wendigoon and meatcanyon

[toxic relic]

him and meatcanyon have a podcast where they talk about creepypasta and horror story

[karmic jetty]

exception

[subtle shoal]

a year after lethal company hype...

or two

idek

[heavy ivy]

does he have that youtuber voice

[toxic relic]

its essentially creepypasta audiobook

[surreal mirage]

Yt voice

[toxic relic]

im not sure but its just too american for me

[karmic jetty]

too american 🦅

[toxic relic]

yeah man

[heavy ivy]

very fair assessment

[toxic relic]

i do recommend some creepcast videos for entertainment

cant be bothered to sit through them myself anymore

https://tenor.com/view/creepcast-wendigoon-meatcanyon-papa-meat-isaiah-gif-10390332131029979343

[paper hull]

I watch the mega64 podcast

[karmic jetty]

geeked up vs locked in

[paper hull]

They arey Bois

[toxic relic]

astute observation

wendigoon seems like too much of a narc idk

yeah, heh, cmon guys this is my favourite story...heh..eh, i used to pretend i was a criminal and read jeff the killer under the bleachers during PE

[karmic jetty]

erm thats kinda irrational

[toxic relic]

i know

i downloaded the meatcanyon video

in case it gets taken down

[stone meadow]

hes internet historians friend

which automatically makes me dislike him

[toxic relic]

this guy gets it

he has too many "coincidental" one degree lines of separation to bad shit

[stone meadow]

youre the company you keep and all that

[toxic relic]

makes me think he's bad shit too exactly

[stone meadow]

yeah

[last spoke]

Something something sitting at a table

[tall glen]

best internet history guy

[toxic relic]

is your mom

[tall glen]

is of course "The History Guy"

[stone meadow]

I actively avoid anyone internet historian is involved with

[strange spruce]

So floppy

[toxic relic]

the bug one

and kyle?

borasca

[strange spruce]

I liked the uhhh stolen tongues one

[toxic relic]

fair

[stone meadow]

I always felt something off about him, and hbombs video exposing his plagiarism was the final nail in the coffin

Like if its not even his work why should i watch his vids

[toxic relic]

real

understandable mate

sometimes you just get a gut feeling

[strange spruce]

Hunter genuinely only reason i be listenin to that shit sometimes

[toxic relic]

well he's the only good one lmao

[stone meadow]

Tbh i should have caught on when he had all that 4chan shit early on

[last spoke]

Heartwarming: Internet popular guy you had a bad feeling about suddenly validates those feelings

[stone meadow]

anyone who paints 4chan in any kind of positive light cannot be a decent person

[tall glen]

here https://youtu.be/0eUr1OBYgwo

some aussie history

[toxic relic]

HAHA

true

[last spoke]

The only good thing I've seen on 4chan was the accidental bridget tulpa

And that was in screenshots on tumblr

[toxic relic]

gay ghost

[stone meadow]

he doesnt look like a ghost

[toxic relic]

he is

its the bbc bro

[stone meadow]

looks gay tho

[tall glen]

turns out all ghosts are gay

[stone meadow]

its the mustache

[toxic relic]

do you think they have "ghost effects" in their bdge

budget

[toxic relic]

that was only gay in the 80s

fair though

[paper hull]

Creepy pasta is literally stolen wiccan story's for rituals we would share over camp fire in the 90s

[tall glen]

I am cultivating my mustache this month

only the middle is growing in though

[stone meadow]

i think if someone rocked up with a freddie mercury mustache id immediately assume hes gay

[paper hull]

It's just diluted for kids

[toxic relic]

thanks bro i worked hard on it

[stone meadow]

No problem

[toxic relic]

whatever you lesbian witches do on a full moon is none of my business

[tall glen]

I wish I new some lesbian witches

[paper hull]

I'm literally right here

[toxic relic]

🤔 i know one irl that used to be a witch

[stone meadow]

I remember when creepypastas had a stranglehold on me

[toxic relic]

but is a roofer now

[toxic relic]

damn bro

[stone meadow]

As far as i was concerned slenderman was real

[paper hull]

Creepypasta always pissed me off because it was appropriating my culture 😔

[toxic relic]

fair

[tall glen]

I could never find a pair of goth lesbians to let me be their creepy roomate

shame really

[toxic relic]

appreciate you divulging embarrassing childhood stories

[toxic relic]

bruh

[strange spruce]

Houh

[tall glen]

I aint dating a goth girl, I couldnt afford all the candles

[toxic relic]

you're chronically single it seems

maybe theres a reason for that mate

[stone meadow]

I was very gullible

I believed the whole talking angela bs too

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

thats good man

[paper hull]

I would have definitely bullied you if we went to the same school

[tall glen]

My embarrasing comments are safe on the internet, npbody is recording me here

[stone meadow]

in my defence my whole class fell for it too

[paper hull]

What's a talking Angela

[toxic relic]

stupid app

one of those kids toys that repeats your words

[paper hull]

Oh

[toxic relic]

but an app

[stone meadow]

you know talking tom?

[paper hull]

Ohhh

No sorry

[strange spruce]

Like tr talking tom ye

[tall glen]

I'mm go to eep

[paper hull]

Guys please understand I grew up with a Nokia 3310

[toxic relic]

erhm

[stone meadow]

basically, a silly little app thst repeats what you say in a funny voice

[karmic jetty]

coworkers keep ordering fud and i keep joining them

[toxic relic]

nokia was made in finland

its named after a finnish town

[stone meadow]

peak humour back then

[toxic relic]

nokia

[toxic relic]

i can haz cheezeburger sort of meme

[paper hull]

I'm gonna come steal your job

[toxic relic]

all your bases are belong to us

[karmic jetty]

wha

[stone meadow]

so did i

[karmic jetty]

my job sucks dont dewit

[stone meadow]

you just didnt keep up with the progress

[paper hull]

Yeah I didn't own a smart phone until 2010 I was too busy claiming multiple women

[stone meadow]

my first phone was a nokia brick

[paper hull]

That and I fucking hate phones

[stone meadow]

yeah yeah

[paper hull]

A device where anyone can contact me to tell me bad news like your bank account is low or your uncle died

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/2HY-nREvVu4?si=TVkh24xwIsB4kPMd

[paper hull]

Yeah I'm good

Nobody ever calls anyone with good news bro it's always I need some shit or so and so died

[karmic jetty]

i member i had a phone with those silly tv antenna bcs i didnt wanna miss cartoons

[paper hull]

Fuck my phone it's the harbinger of bad news

[stone meadow]

My phone is on mute pernamently

[paper hull]

Same

[quasi slate]

I am the harbinger of good news ask me anythung

[paper hull]

Fucking hate the thing

[low tangle]

I think the first thing I had was an iPhone because I am soulless and have no personality.

Who knows what model but I remember it being small.

[stone meadow]

crazy

[low tangle]

Granted every phone back then was small so they doesn’t say much

[toxic relic]

why did you admit that

no one asked

now you look like the kid who had an iphone as their first phone

[stone meadow]

?

[quasi slate]

Gang?

[low tangle]

I asked myself obviously, are you dumb.

[paper hull]

My first phone was a bt cellnet 1.

[toxic relic]

cinema

[low tangle]

This looks like something a security guard would use or smth.

[stone meadow]

i remember when touchscreen phones were a myth

[quasi slate]

Only we can understand what its like missing calls from your coworkers and parents

[toxic relic]

sci fi

[paper hull]

That's just how phones looked back then

[stone meadow]

the first iphone was something rich kids had

[low tangle]

Back when a rectangle with a screen wasn’t standard lol.

[paper hull]

I remember the LG cookie having touch screen and having to literally punch it to get it to respond

[stone meadow]

yeah early touch screen was... something

[toxic relic]

it was shit ngl

[stone meadow]

if it was a non stylus version, it was horrible

[paper hull]

Yup

[subtle shoal]

yummy

[stone meadow]

Trying to tap anything on those is pushing your finger into the screen as hard as you can

[paper hull]

Until the fucker starts making rainbow streaks

[low tangle]

Well how else are you going to get strong, attractive fingers.

[stone meadow]

sure

[paper hull]

I got strong hands through carrying all these people on my back

[toxic relic]

how did you fit so many people on your back

[low tangle]

Best I can lift is maybe two 2L bottles of milk on a good day.

[karmic jetty]

real

[toxic relic]

bruh

[stone meadow]

if theres a will there is a way

[low tangle]

Either that or she is a spider.

[paper hull]

Broad shoulders

[toxic hawk]

Fartman

[languid meadow]

Yum…… now just need some condiments to go with it

[karmic jetty]

this bad boi can fit so many people
-a bus

[toxic hawk]

i have exceeded my limits, 50 kilo bench conquered

[toxic relic]

[livid notch]

I once did 60

[toxic relic]

good on ya mate

[stone meadow]

nice

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[toxic relic]

im sure you'll exceed it

[toxic hawk]

my man

[karmic jetty]

u should exceed ur income next

[paper hull]

I hate being jacked

[toxic relic]

but every step is a milestone

[stone meadow]

my max back when i worked out was 80

[low tangle]

Nice stuff.

[stone meadow]

gotta get back into it

[toxic hawk]

zozo's ragebait is getting worse

smh my head

[harsh vault]

hey i know you

[toxic hawk]

Thank you.

[toxic relic]

strength training really is peak

gl with it mate

[toxic hawk]

gotta love feeling your msucles contract

[toxic relic]

indeed

[stone meadow]

i just love benchpress

[paper hull]

Been actively trying to put weight on for years

[karmic jetty]

like atlas i carry the world over my shoulders

[low tangle]

If you didn’t please seek treatment for early onset dementia.

[harsh vault]

didnt know i joined the gymrat chat

[stone meadow]

bench and overhead press are the most fun lifts imo

[toxic hawk]

the sexiest thing in the world, is a healthy body yessir

[stone meadow]

very primal shit

[toxic hawk]

bench and squats are my go to

[paper hull]

Nah it's a healthy mind

[toxic hawk]

Gotta train my ass for the beastings i will receive in elden ring

[stone meadow]

i hate deadlifts and squats

[low tangle]

I wonder what I would look like if I ever went to the gym, considering I am rather tiny.

Most physical work I do is weeding, lol.

[paper hull]

I ain't talking to no gym bro with a dog shit personality and insecurities "do I look ripped today bro"

[toxic hawk]

a healthy body needs a healthy mind, they go together

[toxic relic]

thats not every gymbro

i just like the habit

[toxic hawk]

i like the feeling of discipline, the godo time investement, the achievements

[toxic relic]

helps get things out

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic hawk]

adn looking good as hell ofc

[toxic relic]

rewarding

[paper hull]

I dig 6ft pits pretty much daily it's resulted in me having abs of steel

I am not fond of this

[stone meadow]

in general gym bros are nice

[toxic relic]

yeah man

[karmic jetty]

lunking it

[toxic relic]

theyre always keen to help in my experience

[toxic hawk]

they just people with jobs or studies that just wanna blow off some steam

[stone meadow]

Yep

[toxic relic]

true

[toxic hawk]

mostly

[low tangle]

Atleast you are probably more healthy than 95% of the people in this server.

[toxic relic]

okay buddy

[toxic hawk]

but bro, how is the construction worker that just got off work gonna come in and do a ful workout before going home and getting drunk

[stone meadow]

Its very rare to encounter a mean person in the gym

[low tangle]

Oh right, 98%, I did my calculations wrong.

[stone meadow]

Everyone is there to improve themselves, and most people are more than happy to help out

[toxic relic]

yeah its usually very supportive

[low tangle]

Wouldn’t such a person just get shunned anyway from what I vaguely understand gym culture is like.

[toxic hawk]

the bench press slipped out my hand once and i saw a dude run over to help me, people care

[karmic jetty]

imagine gym

[livid notch]

Their body will no longer be found :))))

[stone meadow]

there are some roid rage weirdos but theyre few and far between

[low tangle]

Aren’t those people usually quite- mentally unwell.

Like LiverKing type personalities.

[paper hull]

You dont need a gym to be healthy you just need self discipline

[toxic relic]

most of the people in the gym are just trying to get their time in before work or getting on with their day

[low tangle]

Very insecure and getting ripped is how they cope.

I’m just speculating however.

[stone meadow]

In general people like to help

[toxic hawk]

anabolics cause mental side effects and mental dependance, don't take that shit bro, leave the steroids for the anti-inflammatory effects

[toxic relic]

real

[stone meadow]

Not even specifically gym

[toxic relic]

but bro i need my tren and test cycle

[stone meadow]

Most people just like to help others

[low tangle]

But atleast you will get 5 years of being ripped before your heart explodes.

I think that’s a worthwhile trade off.

[toxic relic]

im gonna keep watchig gay ghost

[toxic hawk]

plus, who wants their testicules to fail on em

[paper hull]

not me

thats for sure

[karmic jetty]

balls but no bals

[toxic relic]

id like my testicles functioning

[toxic hawk]

thus let your testosterone be made by your gonades

not a lab

[low tangle]

I DON’T. 😭

[toxic hawk]

unless like you need them because you cant make your own

then idk see a doctor

[stone meadow]

I mean the more dangerous side effect is having a heart attack and dying

[toxic relic]

you heart testicle

your

[paper hull]

awww

i ❤️ testicle

[toxic hawk]

Hmmmm, ventrical fibrillation

[paper hull]

uteral collapse

[karmic jetty]

dont lie fartass u dont have any

[toxic hawk]

me personally i love the hormonal balance that my balls let me have

[toxic relic]

ok bro

[toxic hawk]

hysterectomy

[low tangle]

I reckon we give steroids to everyone to weed out the ones with weak hearts.

[toxic hawk]

jk put it back in

[paper hull]

i dont need it anyway

[toxic hawk]

true, many get it taken off for one reason or another

[karmic jetty]

they should produce diff hormones for the funni

[toxic hawk]

tho i don't think you can get it taken out without a vald medical reason, that'd just be maiming

and the doc would be arrested

or lose license, i'm behind on laws

[toxic relic]

what if the reason is you want to 🤔

[toxic hawk]

The laws says "nah" in Here atleast

cant just have parts of your body taken out cause you wanna

[toxic relic]

what if i want my dong stretched like a balloon animal

[karmic jetty]

why can they decide that

[toxic relic]

why not

yeah its your body

not theirs

[toxic hawk]

one moment lemme review my notes

[karmic jetty]

bcs u are property

susiety

[toxic relic]

1984

[paper hull]

leave men alone for 30 mintues in a room with eachother and they always talkin bout there dongs

[low tangle]

You do concern me a lot you know.

[low tangle]

So real.

[karmic jetty]

they should give me hormones for the funni

[tall glen]

I deadlift with my brain

[paper hull]

im just sayin if i rocked up here talkin bout labia yall would be wincing

[low tangle]

I really don’t think they should.

[toxic relic]

i would yeah

[tall glen]

waht the

[toxic relic]

i admit that

[tall glen]

but I love labia's

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

heck is a labia

[toxic relic]

i do think about it often

[paper hull]

this explains so much

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol skipped biology class

[toxic relic]

idk what it is either

[toxic hawk]

zee aint that smart

[toxic hawk]

lips

[toxic relic]

?

[tall glen]

if you said lamia, zozo would know

[toxic hawk]

labia are the outside parts of the vagina

[karmic jetty]

[low tangle]

Part of me feels you intentionally try to concern me as much as possible to scare me off.

[toxic relic]

huh

[toxic relic]

why would i dude lol

no one here is important enough for that

[karmic jetty]

how would they pee if no balls

[low tangle]

I dunno, I’m too British maybe, I don’t know.

[toxic relic]

balls hidden behind the pants

you dont pull your pants down to piss bro

[stone meadow]

you dont?

[toxic relic]

thats bad etiquette

[stone meadow]

i knew i was doing something wrong

[toxic relic]

HAHA

[karmic jetty]

balls hidden underneath ground with ventilation fans

[marsh glacier]

life is a series of we're so backs and its so overs

[toxic relic]

yknow man i dont doubt you are an ankle pisser

[low tangle]

Y’all men are strange.

[toxic hawk]

You are not allowed here

[marsh glacier]

says who

[toxic hawk]

Nah you just don't' get us

[stone meadow]

thats mean

[marsh glacier]

i got my right

[toxic hawk]

and you'll get my left soon

[paper hull]

yeah the right to remain silent

[toxic relic]

i know you are but what am i

[stone meadow]

An ankle pisser?

[toxic relic]

pisser?

i hardly know er

lmao gottem

[stone meadow]

Ok

[low tangle]

A weirdo, but you already know that.

[rapid goblet]

Is there piss etiquette, what??

[toxic relic]

yes dude

[paper hull]

duh?

[tall glen]

you will never know the suffering of sitting on your own testicle

[stone meadow]

course

[toxic relic]

bro has never used a public urinal

[stone meadow]

like not using the urinal next to someone

[toxic hawk]

Ambiguous, when's the stream

[karmic jetty]

public poorinal

[toxic relic]

bruh

[paper hull]

yeah we often struggle with this in the ladies restroom

[marsh glacier]

lotta

[rapid goblet]

I don't use those anyways

[marsh glacier]

piss talk here

[tall glen]

I

[karmic jetty]

imagine using urinals

[paper hull]

what u gonna do cry?

[tall glen]

I

[paper hull]

u gonna piss urself?

[tall glen]

I'mm go to bed

[uncut epoch]

jarate

[low tangle]

Who even willingly uses public toilets as a whole unless they are about to die.

[marsh glacier]

usually i piss in the toilet

or urinal

[stone meadow]

well you have to a lot of the time

[karmic jetty]

nu uh

[tall glen]

here's my question, why do people pee all over the seat

are they animals?

[stone meadow]

for fun

[rapid goblet]

Also true

[toxic relic]

urinal etiquette is important and it changes when you're in different contexts

[low tangle]

Oh my god.

[spice arrow]

Do you guys not have bidets

[toxic relic]

dude

if you need to piss you need to piss

[stone meadow]

Well certainly not in public restrooms

[paper hull]

yeah just use the public bidet

[tall glen]

I'm for sure going to bed

[toxic relic]

sink

[stone meadow]

I wouldnt trust a public bidet anyway

[tall glen]

goodnight witches

[paper hull]

or as normies call it the "water fountain"